They’re chirping their little bird assholes off every fucking morning. Great weather to sleep with the windows open — as long as you don’t mind a 5 am wake up call.
FUCK YOU BIRDS
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They’re chirping their little bird assholes off every fucking morning. Great weather to sleep with the windows open — as long as you don’t mind a 5 am wake up call.
FUCK YOU BIRDS
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 27, 2023 5:23 PM |
Do you have an Instant Pot?
And a good aim?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 24, 2023 12:12 PM |
It's probably the (invasive) House Sparrow, OP. They're insufferable.
I love the songs of the American Robin, Wood Thrush, Northern Cardinal, Song Sparrow, House Finch (also introduced, at least in New England, but it's far less objectionable than the House Sparrow), Black-capped Chickadee, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2023 12:18 PM |
I'm with you.
The bird song, lawnmowers, weed eaters at the crack of dawn...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2023 12:25 PM |
Well, smell YOU, OP
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2023 12:27 PM |
I will fuck you up, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2023 12:35 PM |
Better than the yapping dogs people have out at 5:30am. You can find the bird songs soothing at least.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 24, 2023 12:37 PM |
yes, op dear, nothing is worse than a free alarm waking u up @ 5 am 4 a healthy, much needed cardio run
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2023 1:12 PM |
Get a cat and watch it do its thing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2023 1:14 PM |
I love birds!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 24, 2023 1:19 PM |
OP needs a good fuck, finally. Won’t hear the birds over the the thwap-thwap-thwapping of balls slapping against her tremendous hindquarters.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2023 1:21 PM |
Bitches, since I posted this thread this morning, I walked into my bedroom to find a big white and black glob of bird shit in the middle of one of the windows.
BIRDS READ DATALOUNGE
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2023 10:57 PM |
*Now* a warning, r11/OP.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2023 11:02 PM |
Don't get me started on birds!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2023 11:35 PM |
r13 = Melanie Daniels
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 25, 2023 12:47 AM |
I’m in Ft Lauderdale and we have noisy flocks of parrots - they will fill a whole tree and the sound is deafening
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 25, 2023 1:01 AM |
I love the sound. Good thing you don't live where I do - on a lake with Canada Geese. HONK!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 25, 2023 1:10 AM |
Listening to birds in the morning is one of the greatest pleasures of late spring/early summer
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 27, 2023 9:56 AM |
Birds and squirrels are insane.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 27, 2023 12:22 PM |
I like nature, I think looking after nature is a laudable act, except for one thing, Starlings. The huge murmurations of the bloody things that do anything but murmur at 5am when they sit on my roof excitedly squabbling like teenagers waiting for a day trip coach to a school outing, whilst also employing my bedroom Velox windows as a fun slide to yeet themselves down, claws sliding down the glass. I lay there in a silent rage dreaming of all the horrific ways to polish them all off, before reaching for the ear plugs.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2023 12:33 PM |
There is a rooster in my hood that wakes me up at 4:30 am
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 27, 2023 1:31 PM |
Eat a chicken sandwich right on front of them.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 27, 2023 1:33 PM |
At 4:30 am? I don’t see the fucker but I hear him.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 27, 2023 1:35 PM |
r19 Starlings are invasive, in North America anyway
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 27, 2023 1:37 PM |
Birds do not wake me up at 4 or 5, my fat cat does. When I head back to sleep the birds are not that noticeable. That is until you hear "Hoot, Hoot, Hoot." It stands out. I have lived in a suburban townhouse for 30 years and just started hearing an Owl within the last month or so. Yesterday morning it Hooted about 4 times. Then 30 seconds there was a 'SCHREEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHH!" Now that sound you take notice of.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 27, 2023 2:06 PM |
The one bird that I cannot abide is the House Sparrow
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 27, 2023 3:45 PM |
R25 if I were a bird I’d shit on you
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