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Chirp! Chirp! Birds are annoying

They’re chirping their little bird assholes off every fucking morning. Great weather to sleep with the windows open — as long as you don’t mind a 5 am wake up call.


by Anonymousreply 29May 27, 2023 6:23 PM

Do you have an Instant Pot?

And a good aim?

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2023 1:12 PM

It's probably the (invasive) House Sparrow, OP. They're insufferable.

I love the songs of the American Robin, Wood Thrush, Northern Cardinal, Song Sparrow, House Finch (also introduced, at least in New England, but it's far less objectionable than the House Sparrow), Black-capped Chickadee, etc.

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by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2023 1:18 PM

I'm with you.

The bird song, lawnmowers, weed eaters at the crack of dawn...

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by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2023 1:25 PM

Well, smell YOU, OP

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2023 1:27 PM

I will fuck you up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2023 1:35 PM

Better than the yapping dogs people have out at 5:30am. You can find the bird songs soothing at least.

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2023 1:37 PM

yes, op dear, nothing is worse than a free alarm waking u up @ 5 am 4 a healthy, much needed cardio run

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2023 2:12 PM

Get a cat and watch it do its thing.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2023 2:14 PM

I love birds!

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2023 2:19 PM

OP needs a good fuck, finally. Won’t hear the birds over the the thwap-thwap-thwapping of balls slapping against her tremendous hindquarters.

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2023 2:21 PM

Bitches, since I posted this thread this morning, I walked into my bedroom to find a big white and black glob of bird shit in the middle of one of the windows.


by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2023 11:57 PM

*Now* a warning, r11/OP.

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 12:02 AM

Don't get me started on birds!

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 12:35 AM

r13 = Melanie Daniels

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 1:47 AM

I’m in Ft Lauderdale and we have noisy flocks of parrots - they will fill a whole tree and the sound is deafening

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2023 2:01 AM

I love the sound. Good thing you don't live where I do - on a lake with Canada Geese. HONK!

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2023 2:10 AM

Listening to birds in the morning is one of the greatest pleasures of late spring/early summer

by Anonymousreply 17May 27, 2023 10:56 AM

Birds and squirrels are insane.

by Anonymousreply 18May 27, 2023 1:22 PM

I like nature, I think looking after nature is a laudable act, except for one thing, Starlings. The huge murmurations of the bloody things that do anything but murmur at 5am when they sit on my roof excitedly squabbling like teenagers waiting for a day trip coach to a school outing, whilst also employing my bedroom Velox windows as a fun slide to yeet themselves down, claws sliding down the glass. I lay there in a silent rage dreaming of all the horrific ways to polish them all off, before reaching for the ear plugs.

by Anonymousreply 19May 27, 2023 1:33 PM

There is a rooster in my hood that wakes me up at 4:30 am

by Anonymousreply 20May 27, 2023 2:31 PM

Eat a chicken sandwich right on front of them.

by Anonymousreply 21May 27, 2023 2:33 PM

At 4:30 am? I don’t see the fucker but I hear him.

by Anonymousreply 22May 27, 2023 2:35 PM

r19 Starlings are invasive, in North America anyway

by Anonymousreply 23May 27, 2023 2:37 PM


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by Anonymousreply 24May 27, 2023 2:50 PM

Better than a Silent Spring...

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by Anonymousreply 25May 27, 2023 2:55 PM

Birds do not wake me up at 4 or 5, my fat cat does. When I head back to sleep the birds are not that noticeable. That is until you hear "Hoot, Hoot, Hoot." It stands out. I have lived in a suburban townhouse for 30 years and just started hearing an Owl within the last month or so. Yesterday morning it Hooted about 4 times. Then 30 seconds there was a 'SCHREEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHH!" Now that sound you take notice of.

by Anonymousreply 26May 27, 2023 3:06 PM

The one bird that I cannot abide is the House Sparrow

by Anonymousreply 27May 27, 2023 4:45 PM

R25 if I were a bird I’d shit on you

by Anonymousreply 28May 27, 2023 4:46 PM

They’re just horny, baby

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