What commercials are we hating?

That bed commercial with the rino cunt wife makes me want to stab her on her comfortable side of the bed.

That Jardiance commercial with this fat bitch. And the dancers...wtf were they thinking?

This dude is just too-too smug:

Melissa McCarthy and her nepo husband in their travel ad.

R2: Yes, I hate this commercial. It lopoks like it was done by the producers of, "Hairspray: The Musical". The other one may only be shown in California: It's a commercial where your reminded to take medication if you've caught COVID. The annoying commercial looks like was preoduced by Nickelodeon, complete with "talk box" effects, like the 80's funk group, Zapp. Trust that I don't need another reminder of the psychological effects of this stupid virus.

The fat woman at R2 looks like someone I know, uncannily so. I like the woman I know, but the woman in the commercial looks so eerily like her. I have to change channels any time I see it. It’s often on the Tennis Channel.

That fucking Burger King commercial where they sing, BK have it your way. It gets on my nerves. Also, that stupid as hell Haribo gummy commercial where everyone starts talking like they're 4 yrs old.

I don't know if it is a national commercial but the one with the granddaughter is returning the love by getting paid to spend time with her gran. Disgusting

Every Fucking One Of Them

I'm waiting for Loan Proctologist!

The one with the frau and the everywhere deodorant (butt crack) etc. literally makes me look away from the TV.

Hating the thought of hot cola

The tone def folk singing “My Way” about their colonoscopy concerns.

I find anything scatological revolting including commercials.

"What's a computer?"

"Uh, that is not a mango, Lenny... 𝐻𝑢ℎ?"

I do not yet hate all the ads being narrated by Gerald McRaney. I just wonder whether all new ads are required to hire him as narrator.

Anything where they say “poo,” “poop.” The one with the diarrhea song. Anything that mentions “vagina,” or “down there.” Can’t this all go back in the closet?

The one where the diverse crowd is singing Sweet Caroline in the bar. So dumb and fake. I’ve seen sad drunks sing in dive bars right before they collapse off a stool, but that’s it.

GMC Sierra pick ups with the lap clappers to Queen’s We Will Rock You.

The vocal fry....AAAAAAH.

Lume.

Xiaflex's carrot commercial.

Yes, Bentcarrot

The commercial for Claritin: With that tone deaf person, singing, "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". (Katharine Chancellor voice), Dear God in heaven, just get the Andy Williams recording and call it a day.

Anything to do with poo, poo smells, or old spice lavender

This US Bank commercial is just awful. I'm not sure if it's a national commercial, or if it's just local to San Francisco. They play it non-stop.

That KFC commercial they show during Real Housewives of Atlanta with Kandi and her little boy Ace. It’s awkward as fuck and that baby ain’t cut out for acting.

Is that horrible bed woman with the handsome husband, who still hasn't stabbed the bitch, that same woman who cunted her husband in an Old Spice body wash commercial.

I have trouble understanding why the otherwise standard American newscaster accent Always Pan narrator says the product like this:

The Always Pon

Loan Falcon and Loan Cannon are followed by

Loan Proctologist, a man in scrubs and a mask, showed up bends you over an pulls cash from your ass.

Loan Proctologist!

I like the current consumer cellular commercials with the hot guy in the orange shirt. it's far superior to the warbling margarine containers that they usually feature.

Hot 🔥 guy bounces a full package. Hate the robot lady.

This trash. An ugly product, a dumb script delivered in grating Valley Girl vocal fry, and creatively a pitiful ripoff of the iconic Brooke Shields ad for Calvin Klein.

The most original thing she's ever done remains using a sex tape to launch herself to fame.

The latest Golden Corral commercial: Which came first, baby back ribs or chicken tenders?

Who gives a shit?

I especially hate how the woman becomes maniacal and waves a chicken tender in a threatening way.

Golden Corral is going out of it's way to make people think that their food is good enough to fight over.

Not even better than Once Around The Garden.

Cash Backing series is pretty stupid.

That woman doctor shelling the LUME deodorant...she must be mentally ill...

R36 do you like that bitch who threatens the rib guy with chicken tenders?

Buick “that is SO you”.

The shelling of Stalingrad.

The Asian guy who challenges us to "dish differently." He's living on the edge because he doesn't wait for his dishwasher to be full before running it. Whoa!

It's an ad for detergent, so of course they want us to run our dishwasher several times a day.

R42 makes shit up

R39, she looks unhinged. No.

Idiotic FanDuel commercial with Charles Barkley talking with his younger self, who has to talk just like older Charles. It makes the kid sound like an moron.

Adopt a Teen “I am blind…”

The one about kids finding their parents gun

The one about hungry kids that sometimes features ScarJo

The one about teaching kids not to drink w a mom and daughter on the stairs PROMISE ME

The AAA commercial with the stupid teenage girl who runs upstairs crying, because she found an old picture of her father dressed as a rocker. Middle-aged dad is standing there in his khakis, as she yells, "Dad???!" The Asian mom says something about packing tape and "Quality matters., blah-blah-blah..." None of this relates to AAA, and that girl needs meds.

There was once a thread on this, but it didn't get much attention.

ALL the AAA commercials are stupid. Like the football player spokespersons and the jingle writer.

FUCKING STUPID.

The Apple commercial with the compromised health data and talk of Mary's period.

Any of the Upside commercials, but especially the one with the guy exiting the grocery store waving a donut and half gallon of milk around.

Booking.com

Vrbo vacation homes. The voiceovers are usually female gen-z'ers with cutesy baby voices.

Booking dot yeah, R51.

That commercial with Connie Britton reading letters from hungry women who can't afford food but then reading the letter from the woman who now does have food because they sent her a can of soup or something.

r44 CHICKEN TEEEENDERS!!!!

I really don’t need to see someone’s skin disease even if it’s cheap CGI

r56 what about CGI pussy hair that can be shaved?

H.E.R. for Nationwide Insurance

R57, looking at those hairy pudenda 🤢🤢🤮

Kars for Kids. Shoot them!

R60, I hate that commercial, too.

This ZocDoc blob planted on the sofa:

Loathe the dancing fat woman with diabetes from R2, Melissa MooCarthy's booking commercials are as obnoxious as everything else she does, "At BK. Have you it your way. You rule!" and the "It wasn't me" Discover commercial with a raccoon stealing, the kid shaking his finger and the unstable dancing fat woman who looks like she would a handful at a party are my current most hated commercials.

Another one - the cartoon bears in the Charmin commercial where the Papa Bear can't get his ass clean. I like most gay bears. Lovely people. But this commercial makes me think their asses aren't clean.

I like the Cottonelle commercial that counter programmed the bears with smearing peanut butter into shag rug. I think people got the point.

I hate all toilet paper commercials.

R66 please don’t hate

I'd like it better if that Charmin bear family was scooting around on their rug like dogs!

I hate Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercials so much, I just don’t know what to do or where to turn. I hate the old lady the most.

But Jonathan is hot. I hope he wears tight white Polo briefs.

What a crummy commercial for a great song! So stupid!

Bear Grylls has met all of the challenges thrown at him. See him jump from about 15 feet into a pool of water and use his skills to chop up a log with a hatchet!

His new show with the contestants straight out of Hollywood central casting is "must see" TV.

Bear lets them know that he can be their best friend or (you know...their worst nightmare,) as he stands by with a vomit bucket as they eat disgusting food or fall into a muddy pool of water.

If I see that Grandma force that little girl to steal one more Rice Krispie snack, I am going to strangle somebody.

You have many sides to you and they all deserve the best….MAX.

Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me

I really hate that Balance of Nature commercial with the foot doctor rock climbing at Red Rock Canyon. He reminds us he's taken that crap for "TWEN-TYY THREE YEARS."

Actually I hate all of the Balance of Nature commercials. They play them every 5 minutes on MSNBC.

R25, that voice is the iconic Miss Peggy Lee, you bitch.

"Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me."

He has a huge cock though.

Doesn’t matter as he doesn’t show it

All of those truck/SUV commercials are totally stupid--the ones that show people hauling ass on gravel roads, through streams, and up rocky mountain slopes. Yeah, right--like I'd take a brand new $50K or $60K vehicle and trash it on driving it up some mountain.

My ire is still reserved for the Door Dasher playing keyboards with the long flowing golden locks. Puleezeeeee.

That Jardiance jingle is catchy though--I found myself out for a walk the other day, suddenly humming and singing "I'm low-ering my A1-C eheheh"

"All of those truck/SUV commercials are totally stupid--the ones that show people hauling ass on gravel roads, through streams, and up rocky mountain slopes."

I think the point is that you can genuinely do it with those vehicles since they're built for it - at least if you have the proper trim level.

R82 Sure they're built for it, but you're not going to race through the woods at 50mph, trying to outdo your friends. That's just asking for a flat or bending the frame. I've driven a lot of offroad and forest service roads. They're not maintained like a paved road and that would be totally stupid. IMO, it's encouraging people to do stupid, reckless things out in wilderness areas.

The GMC sierra pick up where they clap and lap clap to Queens’s We Will Rock You.

Sunglasses Hut bitch. She annoys me to no end.

The trailer for Joy Ride - the Asian Girl's Trip or Bridesmaids.

A break from the hate: A "daring" commercial, which reflects true life, but will cause the SJWs to scream for it to be canceled. One of the few that doesn't portray the man as an imbecile and the woman as the all-knowing.

Is that the Penn State professor who was arrested in the ad at R87?

Anything with Pete Davidson (sp?) or Kevin Hart.

....or Manning brother or their father. Give me a fucking break from that clan.

4 plebs

I'm tired of all of the commercials that follow the same template of two people usually men and usually White talking about how they were tired of such and such and so they reinvented it. Whether it be watches cereal or meds for your hoo-ha Especially grading is the weird ass looking magic spoon couple and the stank vagina girl and her basic ass husband hocking Crystal light as UTI meds.

R92 0/10

R93, that is an opinion and not a EST.

It is a valid post. How long have you been here?

R94 I’m not answering questions. Fuck off

You just did.

Thanks for playing.

R93 do you possess any working brain cells? That was a relevant reply to the topic of this thread moron.

I really despise that ferret-faced douchebro Aaron Marino on the Bosley hair loss commercials. WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT THE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS????? I don't get it, other than there's a lot of stupid people that think he's cool.

🐔 The FanDuel commercial with the annoying hen who keeps asking "why am I here, what is my purpose?"

I swear the first three words in that commercial are [italic] Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ..... Bitch sounds like my wife.

The return of Mike Liddell hawking " My Pillow 2.0 " and the fabulous new and improved Giza Dream Sheets, [italic] Guaranteed to give you the best night's sleep ever or you money back!

R100, now with SLIPPERS!

Wearing the cross on a chain is an extra-special touch.

Apparently, they didn’t understand they could suggest other words, in addition, so what we end up with is a highlight repetitive bunch of words that together make little sense.

The Home Pro commercial where the freak in a beard looks a the tool belt guy and says," do you want HIM working on your home?"

Hell, I don't want YOU working on my home or the bearded freak in the next frame.

FAIL

R100 I saw that Lindell 2.0 commercial too. A set of $39 king sheets--I'm sure they're top-notch quality!

The "Shingles doesn't care" ad.

It's brainwashing, pure and simple.

May its creators receive anthrax in the mail.

Christina Haack manages to combine upspeak with vocal fry into something that’s a whole new level of awful:

R107?

Shingles.

Doesn’t.

CARE!

R80, I hate that goddamn girly man. He’s so in love with himself.

[quote] My ire is still reserved for the Door Dasher playing keyboards with the long flowing golden locks.

Link please.

I hate all the Botox Cosmetic commercials, but especially the one with Javi, the incredibly vain 31-year-old fitness instructor.

What a vacuous airhead that Javi is. God help him when he encounters an actual problem. He'd prolly MARY!!! himself to death.

He replaces the bald guy who had Botox after his husband died.

🤢🤢🤮

The dad and the binkie. “Binkie” is not a word that should ever be heard by child hating non-parents

[quote] He replaces the bald guy who had Botox after his husband died.

Ah, yes. Who can forget Stephen?

O.M.G. R116, that godawful commercial was filmed by [bold]ERROL FUCKING MORRIS?????[/bold]

Damn.

If Mike Lindell was a serious "businessman" he would have replaced that budget priced stainless steel cross with a genuine 18k gold oversized crucifix, and Jesus would have real diamonds for eyes.

R116 lmao

I wonder if Stephen and his new boy toy are still together?

R112 that commercial is absolutely hilarious. It’s bizarre they would have Javi watching himself talk. You can just see how impressed he is with himself.

R112 Almost worse than Javi is that woman who has 9 kids and is in her 30s, needing Botox. We live in a really f-d up culture.

R121 my thoughts exactly. It’s not rocket science on how a baby is created she needs to follow your advice and get her damn tubes tied.

R121 she also needs to fix her nose. And I don't believe for one second the Botox is the first thing she has done for herself. Based on the way she dresses and acts there is no way she isn't constantly preening herself and demanding her brood all look as put together as she is.

There is one where some pseudo concerned dad is trying like hell to appease his teenage daughter who has locked herself inside the bathroom. He stands outside and asks if the girls at school are going through this. He then offers to schedule a virtual visit with a practitioner and assures here she’s gonna be ok.

Does she have an STD? Is she pregnant? Is she having a heavy period?

[quote] Almost worse than Javi is that woman who has 9 kids and is in her 30s, needing Botox.

You're talking about Tonya. And she's not in her 30s. She's "42 years young."

I don't really have an opinion about this commercial but I think it's aspercreme where Sanford and son or hiking up to the top of the canyon or something I've been talking about how fun it was and like every time I see it it reminds me of that episode of dinosaurs where Earl's mother-in-law reaches the age where the family gets to throw them off a cliff into a tire pit and Earl is really excited about it.

I hate Jake from State Farm. He has all the charisma of a used paper straw.

Jake from State Farm?

R126 What is that commercial? Tire pit?

Every time I see that Doug Fluti Frank Thomas commercial for Special T, I gag

And she'll like it too.

So Doug and Frank never learned to eat pussy?

Nothing is everything ing ing ing

This obnoxious commercial for "Real California Milk." It's worse than "Do the Milkshake," from Can't Stop the Music. No matter how you spin it, you can't glamorize milk without looking like a fool.

My partner HATES the Medicare Benefits and Questions Line commercial with the woman braying at her husband "Al" about Medicare benefits.

"Al, did you make the call?"

I have the hots for the blond guy in the Uquora UTI medication commercial. Ahem, how do you think you keep getting those UTIs, honey?

R133 Agree about the braying bitch screaming at husband about Medicare. Fuck. Al needs to grow a pair and tell her to STFU.

I liked the Liberty Mutual commercials with the emu but the one with the kid is gag worthy. After two viewings, the kid and his voice are done.

yup r135 that's really shit.

The Dairy Queen commercial for Blizzards where the announcer dude's voice is all hyped-up like he's getting ready to take a mammoth shit.

Here's one for Canadians.

My God, I hate this commercial.

Why is the father helping the kid put his shoes on at the end? Kid is old enough to put his own shoes on ffs.

I hate this commercial and CBC runs it ALL the time. Stupid and annoying ad.

Peyronie's disease and erectile dysfunction...

get that shit off TV!

I'm sick of blended black and white families...or a black and white husband and wife discussing their cable TV bill. It's pandering bullshit.

And how come the husband is always white and the wife is black?

You mean because the opposite is usually the case? I see Mike Strahan out with his albino wife all the time.

R140 I see many commercials with the opposite: Black man / white woman but I get your message. The blended family is the ad companies proving their wokeness.

Whopper Whopper

BK have it your way…

Anything with Pete Davidson (sp?) or Kevin Hart

The Chevy Blazer is quite a comedown from her 70s Classic Camper.

Hot BMW guy from the "can't wait to see what you got your mother" Christmas commercial is back, but please, get rid of the weasel-faced brother.

Link please, R146.

Link this.

There’s a commercial with a kid laughing. Don’t know what product is being advertised, because I mute or change channel as soon as I hear that sound.

I don't have cable, I don't even have an antenna. I haven't seen commercial TV in a long, long time.

I'll hook up the cable when the presidential election heats up (I think) but other than debates and analysis for specific events, I don't need or want it.

R140 Somehow I don’t think pandering is your main objection.

Sadly, I have lost some respect and lust for Jason Mamoa and his inane ads for Shark Week. He looks just plain silly gamboling on the beach and making what I guess he thinks are funny/cute faces. They ain't!

Ion runs an ad for L&O: SVU featuring St. Olivia. In one scene, she tells a guy: You write stories that you know (pause) are false. She's such a bad actress she can't even talk like a normal person. I roll my eyes every time that bit plays. I suppose I don't hate the ad so much as the makes me loathe Hargitay even more than I already did.

The Car Shield commercial with that woman quoting Them Paine. STFU!!!

Hi Freida r150

Any Liberty Mutual Insurance commercial with that moron and the emu !

R140 because in the reverse situation the white wife has to pay all the bills on her own and has no choice but to suck it up or black husband will just find another fat woman with self esteem issues?

SWEET CAROLINE being sung in a bar. I think they're selling Jack Daniels. It's stupid and loud and the song has no connection to whiskey. I have NEVER heard this song sung in a bar.

R158 it’s mostly sung now at sporting events as straight men have adopted it as an anthem

r158 Jim Beam. Where is a mass killer when we need one.

Donate to Junk for Joy or as I call it "No need to jump for joy".

Jublia. The obnoxious guy who says his toenail fungus will just go away on his own.

The one where drivers surrender control of their cars to clap along to a Queen oldie.

Damn, these people with all these diseases and afflictions--diabetes, depression, HIV, psoriasis, erectile dysfunction and son on--are always having so much fun!!

They're out dancing, at the beach, laughing with the kids, swinging on a tire, meeting friends for dinner, etc., etc.

This one.

[102] Oh yes! for the purple tinted old ladies! ("He's such a Christian boy"!)

[quote]"Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me." He has a huge cock though.

Guys with voices and hands like his are never hung.

[quote] it’s mostly sung now at sporting events as straight men have adopted it as an anthem

Sweet Caroline is an anthem for straight guys? Doesn't sound very straight to me.

Jesus fucking Christ, OP, there is only ONE answer to this question and it is always -

ALL OF THEM.

What is that phone commercial with the English accent girl with her friends and a guy flips open a phone -- her girlfriends run and she's stunned. Is this a reference to a movie or is the girl someone we're supposed to recognize? It's just to stupid.

^^too stupid

Why is she British? Why is she fascinated by a fucking flip phone? Why do her friends desert her? Who the fuck cares?

I am SO SICK of those people with fucked up skin showing nasty patches in the drug commercials that surely will cure them.

Believe me, even if I did have fucked up skin, I would not be giving my doctor tips on what to prescribe for me.

If you're telling someone what drugs to give you, that's your dealer not your doctor.

Hyundai Tucson. The repetition of this shit is maddening. It is aired constantly and incessantly.

Everybody Damp Rid!

R176 That fucking jingle stuck in my head the first time I heard it!

The Queenie asshole saying no steam no beer in a smug fuck you sort of way.

The creepy I WANT TO LIVE organ donor commercials for Monetfiore Hospital.

Sorry, Montefiore.

R164: As far as the commercial for HIV treatment, no matter how mundane he tries to sound, the narrator is still, "sweet" , and I love him for it. Lately, the commercial for TOGO's sandwiches, where someone leaves his lunch unattended, only to have it swiped, by co-worker, who then disguises himself.

I think that the Pooph! guy is a bossy scat bottom.

Nasty

R182 I like him. Reminds me of that enthusiastic sham-wow guy.

There is something incredibly cloying and desperate above t the new lume lady pumping out the starter pack. I get skeeved out anytime that commercial comes on.

I want to strangle that “Liberty, Liberty kid.

[quote] I want to strangle that “Liberty, Liberty kid.

I hope he drives on the freeways and is killed by an oncoming semi.

R184 I agree. The new Lume lady is creepy. But even the original - the doctor who created it - was a little too enthusiastic for me.

Still hating the My Pillow guy. Now he's shilling sheets.

That new Lume lady is greasy; looks like she needs Lume to bathe once a week.

Melissa McCarthy for Booking.com. Why?

I hate them all but actually love the fat girl in the pink cowgirls outfit playing Barbie in the Google commercial.

I must be getting dementia

They have updated the Jaridience commercial! Now Ms Jardiance arrives on a bus and frolics a bit befor the dance starts. The singing /dancing mailman is now a fruit stand vendor - I was so flustered by the change I got the vapors!!!

Before ^ not befor !

Jacuzzi bath tubs due to the woman who screams.

Progressive / Barbie

"I don't think I Ken".

The Venus commercial with the dancing pubic hairs.

R196 Haven't seen that one but not looking forward to it.

Every fucking Botox Cosmetic commercial "real life patient" looks the same but they can't wrinkle their forehead.

I have watched that annoying Jardiance commercial hundreds of times and yet if you put a gun to my head I still couldn't tell you what Jardiance cures.

If you watch MSNBC all the time like me you will be constantly plagued by the hideous Jardiance commercial, the even worse Melissa McCarthy commercial, both with horrible ear worm jingles you can't get out of your head, and an awful one that might be more NY/NJ local with an old man and his grotesque grown sons and sickening granddaughter selling pool tiles for their family business.

Can't wait for winter when they bring back the dying puppies and kittens at the ASPCA!

I'm mad for the Pooph! guy and follow his sexy Insta account!

Who is the fucking athlete with the bad wig hawking Skechers? And when did it become such a plus to not have to touch your shoes with your hands?

Liberty Liberty LIBERTEE LIBERTEE

R194 the last time I saw that commercial I made a mental note to myself to include it in this thread. You beat me to it! That woman has THE worst inflections and cadence in her speech you can possibly have to pimp anything on television or radio. It's like someone associated with the jacuzzi had their wife read the pitch. The triumph of that sales pitch was the stupid butch learning the lines.

Hi, my name is Havi. I have thrown the plywood over the pool table at my favorite gay bar and been sequentially gang banged after closure for years and I think that after all these years it was starting to show in my face. I don't care about my prolapsed rose bud, and I don't care that fucking me feels like fucking a pile of wet paper towels, BUT MY FOREHEAD!!!

^^I'm assuming you're in the wrong thread?

R60 Damn you! Watching the Kars 4 Kids commercial is worse than watching the VHS tape from The Ring.

R199 They treat her like Ann-Margret circa 1970.

Golden Corral's new annoying commercial. Once again, they're trying to convince us that Golden Corral isn't just for old, obese deplorables. It's also popular among Cuban Americans from Mi-am-eee who love fried cheee-cken.

They put sauced chicken wings on top of carrot cake at this restaurant? And they advertise that?

Umm... I wouldn't blame Cubans for this shit. Cuban food is fine and I doubt that they put sauced chicken wings on cake. I just don't like the coffee.

Oh - the BIZARRE commercial with crazy Michelle Bachman visiting weeping, starving, ancient Holocaust survivors.

"The fate of your car should rest with Car Shield administrators." The Car Shield lady needs several vicious face slaps.

I giggle when all the Car Shield fixers are young hot white men!

R200 The pool guy has grown on me but one of his sons is either in an Anthrax cover band or avoided prosecution for J6.

The Bounty ad where they all scream 'Nooo' at the spill and then clean it up in the direction the spill is heading towards its precious target. Weird, but it drives me crazy.

The Xfinity pointsbet ad with the dancing gutter ball bowler. Having a love-hate with this one because he's trying so hard.

The t-mobile tards

"well, that one's purple" has run its course. PLEASE STOP!

r206, never seen that asshole Javi on the Botox Commercials?

Are you new here?

I've never seen ANY of these unless they're really, really old. I never watch commercial television anymore.

I think it's funny to read this thread but I have no idea what you're talking about for the most part.

r220 You think yaw better than me? Huh?

Well, I never FLY commercial anymore.

Fucking cunt.

r200 r214 They are of the “local (Brookly, Staten Island, NJ) blue collar business owner / millionaire” breed. May include swimming pool installers, septic tank servicers, and yes, tile and decking installers.

It’s all fun and games until their adult daughters push a beloved octogenarian vocal coach in front of busy traffic.

Well, it's mid-August, r222, and no one in the NY tri-state area is spending money building or enhancing swimming pools. Please tell them to save their money until next spring.

Vivica A. Fox for her Car Shield commercials in her skin tight dresses.

Bitch is getting a little too damn old to be dressing like a hoochie mama.

OP I have been told I have fairly strong psychic abilitities. I first became aware of my—dare I say “power?—when I was 4 or 5 and Mrs. Matucci’s beloved pussy, “Chowder,” went missing.

I loved that pussy so and I cried and I cried and then sobbed hot tears until I fell asleep on the living room sofa. I had fitful dreams about little Chowder. He was meowing pitifully as if asking me (!) for help and I also heard music like the kind we used to hear driving down Rosebush Boulevard on our way to Baskin-Robbins.

When I woke up I tried to tell my mother about my dreams but she was preoccupied. Mr. Lemieux the postman had just left the house and mother was running after him with a clutch of letters she needed to give him.

I too followed and as I attempted to stutter out the details of my dream, mother shushed me and exchanged pleasantries with Mr. Lemieux.

He was nodding and jovial with my mother but he soon turned his attention to me. “Did you say music, boy? What type of music?”

“Like when we get ice cream,” I said, suddenly shy.

My mother interjected, “Oh he means the organ from Our Lady of Angels. We hear it when we go into town. It must be a very large organ.”

“Largest organ in the county,” he said. Then he turned back to me. “And this missing pussy? You say it spoke to you in your dreams?”

Well, Mr. Lemieux was part Creole and several events occurred right after this encounter, culminating in Chowder being rescued that very evening from the OLOA basement.

Word of my abilities soon spread through town and I helped many people with many things including locating lost items and suggesting loved ones were trying to reach them.

Ironically, 10 years after Chowder went missing and was found, Mrs. Matucci’s daughter also went missing and she too was found—albeit raped and murdered—in the Our Lady of Angels basement.

I just wanted to let you know, OP, that it is hard to keep secrets. You wrote “I’m not putting a date on this thread,” yet I can tell it was posted in May of this year (2023) and somebody with stronger abilities than I can likely identify the date.

The Jim Gaffigan commercials for Walmart / Straight Talk Wireless. I like him but I'm sorry to see him doing commercials and the commercials are being shown too often. Funny the first time, not funny the second time.

Gaffigan isn't going to get an Everybody Loves Jim. His career is long in the tooth and is following the Louie Anderson path of do anything and everything you get paid to do. Aren't his kids like 30?

R227 I love the guy but, yeah, he's getting stale. His kids are late teens, early 20s. It's just sad to see him doing commercials.

The Amazon commercial with the grinning Asian guy. Is his face supposed to mirror the Amazon logo? I can't figure it out.

The woman with asthma who sounds like she's about to croak.

"I've always been prone to hair thinning...." spoken by people with full thick heads of hair.

I developed Quira for my multiple UTIs from my partner Spencer.

Hey Spencer,stop fucking her up the ass, and then shoving your dirty cock in her front hole.

The stupid Pillsbury commercials where the old maries couple looking for recipes and make some fetid.chicken ranch garbage and the husband exclaims it's been awhile since he's joined the clean plate club with the inference being that his wifes cooking is shit.

Nature Made vitamins with the mom who has a shit eating grin on her face.

All Free Clear detergent, with "Dr. Z." Two goofy women cream over meeting Dr. Z at the grocery store. One says she binged all of Dr. Z's videos.

First woman: "My daughter has sensitive skin." Second woman: "Same."

Annoying commercial, especially when the 2nd woman says, "Same."

Let’s just say I hate all commercials using BRAND POWER

Every last commercial on PlutoTV. You’ll get repeats of 3-4 ads every 15 fucking minutes.

Amen r237

If I see that fucking ugly British girl’s expression filled face one more time for that backwards ass flip phone I’m gonna lay a gold brick!

It breaks my heart a little to hear Rodgers & Hammerstein's OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING turned into a fucking T Mobile commercial!!

To me, R&H are sacred!!

R235 I like how almost non reactive Dr z is to their gushing on about their love for her videos. Also did she just spend her days standing in front of laundry detergent while wearing scrubs.

The Carvana commercial with Dax and Kristen. Her yelling makes me wanna scratch my asshole out.

That nasal spray "it's the most wonderful time of the year" spot, because you can hear the Christmas-y lyrics underneath the VO.

The Subway sandwich commercials with professional athletes who say they "prOfer" Subway. I want to slap them all silly!

I watch a lot of Court TV, and they run these same commercials REPEATEDLY ALL DAY LONG:

1. The Shriners Hospital kids singing "If you're happy and you know it..." 2. Edie Falco and the abused dogs chained up in the scorching heat 3. Leaf Filter gutter guards

ALL DAMN DAY!!!!!!!!!

The African American couple in the beauty rest sleep number ads seriously need to consider divorce. The ‘competitive’ shrew of a wife has reduced her emasculated husband to complete silence by the latest commercial. Just thinking about her makes my head hurt.

r245. Yeah, her husband needs to knock her out with one fist in the mouth -- BAM!

Doesn't anybody else love-hate the dancing guy in the Xfinity pointsbet commercial?

What's with that freaky psycho OVH spokes letters? He can see but has no eyes? He can talk but has no mouth? And he threatens people who like the product? Orchard Valley Harvest needs to kill the freaky bastard.

This Samsung commercial is pretty much hated by everyone. Fivehead is cringe.

Anything!!!

The fucked up skin commercials are super annoying. Dupixent is the main offender.

This bitch torturing her gayling son!

I had to bump this back up because of that damn T-Mobile Samsung flip phone commercial. The acting choice and open mouth facial expression that funny looking woman makes as she looks at someone using the flip phone is truly one of the goofiest and annoying things I’ve ever seen. GURL!

Whatever phone service that is putting Ben Barnes and Patrick Mahomes together on my TV screen. Ben ain't got no business being on the football field and Patrick is a big dumb athlete -- those two are seem so opposite in demeanor and their interaction is forced and cringe inducing.

Kit Kat is running Halloween spots already. Christmas shit should start next week.

Why is this brat screaming NOW when there are clearly a bunch of trees already down?

This one really pisses me off it's the Procter & Gamble commercial for Cascade dishwasher packs saying run your dishwasher every night even if it's only a quarter full! It only uses 4 gallons of water!!!! WTF??????

They are not accounting for the energy needed to heat the water either gas or electricity and the electricity the dishwasher will use to complete the cycle.

I run my dishwasher once a week on the normal cycle which uses 4 gallons. I use the rinse and hold cycle every other day and make sure that my dishes are well scraped before placing them in the dishwasher.

Rinse and Hold uses one gallon of water. So so that adds up to 7 gallons of hot water used total weekly including the full cycle! In comparison if I ran it every damn day that would be 28 gallons of water and much more electricity/natural gas usage!

I'm really surprised that the environmentalists and the global warming activists have not come out against this commercial?

People are stupid if they do this!

I shall get off my soapbox now and return to watching adult content.

I still want to slap the shit out of the little spoiled brat who says, "This is me, starving" and then thinks she's cute doing that ridiculous dance at the end.

The many versions of some medicine that they use the same Micheal Buble wanna be version of "Feeling Good". Stop already.

The "Golden Corral" one that ends with the kid razzing his Grandfather with, "Yeah, right, Grandpa. You're from MY-YAM-MI."

¡Chiquito sounds more fresh off the boat than su abuelo!

That's those wacky Cubanitos...

CHEE KEN,

I'd like to smack his little smart ass mouth. Do not question your grandfather!

Fear based medication commercials. Lume.

Now that football season is here, the betting ads are out in full force! That annoying Kevin Hart does one, and I even saw one over the weekend with back from the dead Jamie Foxx! And he was driving a CAR!! Go ahead and BET, suckers!!

Anything hawked by Kevin Hart is something I will never buy.

The one where Josh Allen pops out of the bushes. I don't even know what it's for--a phone? NFL? a cable channel?

But Josh is cute to look at, so it's forgiveable.

[quote] That's those wacky Cubanitos...

[quote] CHEE KEN

Sometimes, they speak in English when they go to Golden Corral. And sometimes, they speak in Spanish.

Josh Allen has very skinny biceps.

Off looking for a fball player.

I hate the one with the dorky Aaron Rogers lookalike meeting some gal at the movies for a blind date. I think it's for some drug. They show the movie patrons in freeze frame, then dorky Aaron and the girl hug while some old lady gives him the thumbs up. They part ways and she doesn't go home with dorky Aaron. WTF?

Any one with sports fans ridiculously screaming and jumping up and down because some one scored. I have no desire to go out and over turn a car when Meryl Streep wins an Oscar.

"What tick bit him?" is hilarious. Likewise the dog pronouncing "vase".

[quote]I'm not putting a date on this thread .

But that spacing in the punctuation tells us all we need to know, as if your announcing a negative required further self-revelation.

Steph Curry and Sue Bird for Carmax with the "er er er" bullshit. So stupid.

The eyeglass commercial where two bitches yell at each other across a canyon. It’s annoying af.

The giggling lesbians lindt chocolate commercial.

R271. Amen, sister!

“Oh, what a good time we will haaaaave!” arthritis cream commercial.

I guess I could take it in small doses, but it is run relentlessly afternoons on MSNBC, and the whiny moan gets on my nerves.

Logo showing the My Pillow guy EVERY comercial break over night all night during marathons. I'm not exaggerating, it's EVERY break.

Those disgusting commercials with people rubbing gooey purple shit all over their teeth. It whitens them for about 10 minutes.

R63, R64, thank you. I fucking HATE those goddamn cartoon bears. Especially the way they try to make the father bear sound like Homer Simpson "woo hoo." Fuck off, imitators. Homer Simpson would never stoop to this level. In comparison with assy red bear, Homer is a gentleman and a scholar.

I don’t like any commercials that talks about keeping your ass clean, animated or otherwise.

Bounty: where a couple of morons scream NOOOOOOOOOOOO when they spill something...as if they were damaging the Lost Dead Sea Scrolls

The Tovala oven and food one where they left in a blooper of a guy opening the oven pulling out a tray. Of course the oven isn't actually cooking anything and the light is on so the guy just reaches in and pulls and they they quickly cut to him putting on oven mits because of course in reality it would be steaming hot.

The new T Mobile with Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes. They sold their podcast for $80 million, I guess they need commercial money too.

Downy free is gentler

Goood Lord!!! That commercial from Buffalo Wild Wings where the BUFFALO is at the table and it keeps singing “NEW BOURBON BAR B QUE WINGS!” It is annoying and bizarre.

The actor in the car commercial listening to the Mansquatch story is fucking terrible. Do agencies only hire relatives now?

Downy is gentler to your pussified skin

Sorry, I meant Bearsquatch.

They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry. Why do they keep bringing her back???

[quote] They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry.

In the latest commercial, it seems that she's trying to avoid the vocal fry and upspeak (although with only limited success). I think they've tried to coach her to speak more normally, but there's only so much they can do. I'll bet they did hundreds of takes for the commercial.

[quote]They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry. Why do they keep bringing her back???

"She must be 'Somebody's Baby," R191

^oops! Meant r291

I hear The Boss will be shooting a spot for Tums.

CHRISTINAAAAA WITH VOCAL FRYEEEEEE.She annoys me so much I'd rather die of toxic mold poisoning in my old bathtub than hire Jacuzzi for a remodel.

Why did Jacuzzi ever choose Christina as the spokeswoman for the bath remodel commercials? Were the "Property Brothers" too busy shooting commercials for ADT home security? Was Christina #100 on their list, after their top 99 choices all said no? I'd think Christina would appeal mainly to horny straight guys who drink beer, watch football, and love blond bimbos -- the kind of guys who don't give a shit whether their shower is "Urban" or "Canyon." I'd think the bath remodel market would be mostly old people who are afraid of falling in their bathtub or suburban fraus who want their bathroom to look "fancy."

I never listen to the commercial because I am so fixated on her thighs that don't touch. Those spaghetti legs make me wonder what straight guy would want to fuck that?

The homo glow commercials where the fat lazy she beast prattling on about how they did her moldy dishes for only $19.

OMG Those crappy Liberty Mutual commercials came back with the LibityBibity actor and he is fucking HOT. More!

Thanks, R300; I thought I recognized him, just couldn't remember from where.

I saw the first Christmas commercial of the season with Glade - how long before we see the Hersey Kisses Bells?

The Glade commercial makes me wanna puke.

Some booze commercial where the whole drunk bar is singing "Sweet Caroline".

Sorry if it has been mentioned but the commercial for a storage/moving products called Pods where this moony-faced Asian women shrieks "We got the House!" while doing this dopey "dance" with her arms! It gives me fucking HIVES!

A bit OT, but going back to the Jacuzzi walk in showers with a seat--wouldn't they spray water all over the floor, defeating the purpose of safety for old people slipping and falling? They don't have a door or curtain, but maybe they don't show it because it would make Xtina's Canyon design look bad.

On the upside, those Jacuzzi commercials have some nice male eyecandy as the installers.

That Gain commercial with the woman smelling the Gain like she’s getting an orgasm and that creepy pervy grocery clerk creeps me out.

Andrew the home guy is one of the most repulsive of men.

Stephanie Ruhle's public service spot on MSNBC in which she honors Cory her garbage collector as an essential worker with a great attitude. Stephanie, he probably thinks you and your investment banker husband suck. Can the compliments and give him more money.

The Colonial Penn commercial with Mary Lou Retton. She gestures like she took a page right out of the vivica a fox School of acting and I don't understand why she keeps being shown at weird angles like from above and below where she's looking up or down into the camera it's just weird especially considering the trapezoid jawline that she has. Although I do appreciate not having to see ugly ass Jonathan.

Those two old stupid black lesbians calling the Medicare lady who looks like she's standing in the post office for some reason.

^ Aren't those commercials a scam to get old farts to enroll in Medicare Advantage plans (ie, private insurance)? I wonder how "Medicare" is able to afford all of those ad buys....

I don't hate these commercials but I'm amused that judge milian didn't take the cancellation of the People's Court lying down and instead started her own new show called Justice for the people which judging by the sets looks like she's filming in her garage.

I hate the methusothelioma commercials where they're all like we don't sue the government as if that's like some patriotic thing when in fact it's probably because the government's either immune or not responsible ultimately as far as the last concerned because there is no way these lawyers would not be all over whatever money no matter what and in fact probably siphon a bunch from like foundations or funds that are set up for these sorts of things.

Oh Yeah R304!

The Domino's Pinpoint ads. They show delivery people flying through the air but they land right in front of a delivery vehicle!

I'm liking the Liberty mutual commercial where they are going to drop the piano on Doug . I just want them to follow through with the kid in his arms !

Tom Selleck for Reverse Mortage. Doesn't he have enough money? Creep.

R317 The Liberty Bibety guy is so fuckable.

I like how Tom Selleck boldly lies about how a reverse mortgage isn't where the bank gets your house when you die. That's exactly how they do it.

Those Govx commercials with that mincing queen that sounds like Dr. Ronny Jackson (aka The Candyman). He has a very punchable face.

And who is buying all of this survival gear? White trash MAGAs that think they're going to overthrow the government and kill all the liberals. (That is, if they can dismount from their mobility scooters).

Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman for some phone company

The Stater Bros commercial where the little girl with braids scampers in to tell dad ( karate chop!} that she won her Karate class (karate chop!} - THAT means that we get to have ICE CREaM for DINNER!!! So they get a bunch of crummy Stater Brothers Ice Cream and whipped cream and Dance around the kitchen eat ice cream, laugh and do karate chops.

My partner and I always laugh at the Visiting Angels commercial where at the end several people surround this old black lady who clearly has no idea who these people are but r even where she is.

Our guess is that two seconds after they said “that’s a wrap” she wandered into the duck pond and drowned.

Ok - WHAT is GOLO? Yes - I have googled it - it is a diet - but I still don’t get it. And it is on every commercial break.

[quote] WHAT is GOLO?

I always get it confused with GOLI, which is also heavily advertised on TV.

GOLO- dubious Release product that supposedly helps regulate insulin uptake. Unadvertised meal program.

GOLI gummy vitamins

The one with Katie Perry and the one with Penelope Cruz

I'm 60 and take medications, what's my price?

Apparently, the makers of Prevagen and the makers of Balance of Nature have teamed up to round up all the elderly people in America who still have their presence of mind and force them to do testimonials.

PODS. 'We got the house!'

I want to smack her until she's dead. Then drive her POD off a cliff with her inside it.

1 800 Got Junk - the dumb people “squeeing” and dancing when the junk movers empty an area.

I apologize in advance - BUT - I am an avid watcher of Court TV and it is CHOCK FULL of ads for both Shriners Hospital and St Jude's. The Shriners ads feature that little kid with the bow tie and Alex with his "adowable" blanket, while the St Jude's ads feature one tragic profile after another. I realize these are both worthy institutions, but they must spend a small fortune on these ads - all day, every day! And who wants an ugly gray T shirt that proclaims "This T Shirt Saves Lives!" after seeing another bio of a little kid who didn't make it?

Coming in at #3 are the starving and abused animals. Auugghh - !!

The incessant Leaf Filter ads are actually a relief.

Heartless

Anyone mention the State Farm one where the girl literally steals Jake's food off his plate? Did the advertising agency think people would laugh and think it's cute?

R332 everyone in those commercials is so weird looking too especially the two got junk drivers especially the mentally slow looking Apple cheeked One. . They look like they're from straight out of a cults like that episode of Seinfeld where the cleaning people are all part of a cult and he's upset that they didn't ask him to join.

Chik Fil A with people talking about how nice the drive thru person was and then crying.

Car commercial with Random Acts Of Helpfulness

The Chik Fil A ad with the pimento cheese glob on it. Yuck!!

Medicare Martha!!!!! Good gravy she is awful!! “I’m not going to call!!!!!!”

That Chik-Fil-A thing looks like someone puked on a sandwich before serving it.

Ihatestevensinger.com

The new Wayfair commercial where the frau whips off the blanket on her bed, everything is purple.

I hate every Liberty commercial.

But the Liberty Bibity guy is so handsome-daddy fuckable.

He gives off a Bill Henson vibe.

Shutty uppity and just fuck me.

Yum

PUP ON THE RUN Nissan spot. The guy is cute, but the commercial is non-stop and ludicrous.

The ones where they pretend an actress is a Dr but then? Have really annoying? Upspeak?

I've been in some hideously crappy commercials over the years, but none has ever been mentioned here, including some incredibly cheap, local non-union commercials.

I can't take the rejection!

This water-based cream. I’m telling you…

The fucking rybelsus commercial.

[quote] The fucking rybelsus commercial.

Down with the Rybelsus commercial!

I want to give Medicare Martha a vicious face slapping

Couldn't they find a dentist with a less annoying voice?

I was just watching a Biktarvy ad for HIV and it struck me they never show any white females taking this medication. Every woman is a POC and every male appears to be gay. At least they show about a 50/50 split on the race of the gay men in the ad.

Do white chicks not get AIDS? Why are they keeping them out of these ads?

There’s an older white woman who talks about taking Biktarvy on one of them.

The toenail fungus commercial with the dad and his jenky toes. We don't need to see that.

I'm glad it's only his toes. Dad could have hemorrhoids.

I hate all the Medicare commercials where they repeat everything at least 4 or 5 times because they think all old people are stupid. Now, there's a Medicare Advantage commercial about plans tied to your zip code that repeats the phrase "Medicare tip: Check your zip" about 10 times.

R352: It's the same subliminal messaging that kept Black actors disproportionately cast in erectile disfunction commercials. Racists and incels are assured that Black men aren't the studs they're rumored to be.

The HIV medication spots give comfort that desirable White women (and, by extension, the straight White men who covet them) remain unaffected by HIV.

CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877 - CASH NOW

My mom is 87 and slips in and out of dementia. Those damn Medicare commercials - ALL DAY - she wants a pencil or the phone - she is sure I don’t have her signed up for the best Medicare. But did she ever ONCE grab a pencil for our pal Jonathan at Colonial Penn ? Nooooo.

Another vote for Medicare Martha. I fucking hate that old bitch. Can Joe Namath take her on a date, pop a few Viagras, and fuck her senseless? Maybe if she gets laid, she'll shut up.

R343 Tanner Novlan is his name. The pride of Saskatchewan!

So Dr. Underboobs has a new Lume scent for men, Mando. What is the point of having her do her schtick? No man will buy that product from this frau. Now if she'd put a hunky guy sweaty from a workout on there talking about his manscent, I might consider it.

The one where Ice T and Vivica A. Fox terrorize some dude for not having cheap car insurance -

[quote]It's the same subliminal messaging that kept Black actors disproportionately cast in erectile disfunction commercials. Racists and incels are assured that Black men aren't the studs they're rumored to be.

[quote]The HIV medication spots give comfort that desirable White women (and, by extension, the straight White men who covet them) remain unaffected by HIV.

Maybe it's because a higher percentage of blacks get HIV infections:

[quote]By race/ethnicity, in 2021 Black/African Americane individuals accounted for 40% (13,000) of the estimated 32,100 new HIV infections

Vivica A. Fox is a mean bitch, according to some of the celebrity encounters threads here from years past R363. She is almost as mean as Faye Dunaway.

Lume! Why doesn’t this lady just take a shower? Gross!

And put on some make up for gods sake! You’re in a national commercial!

Lume is Febreeze for fermenting cooches

Someone needs to stick that shrill hag that goes on and on about the Feldman's Medicare coverage like the fat sow that she is.

Not a commercial I hate but one I love is that JP Morgan commercial with the very hot young Mideastern guy with curly black hair and scruff. What a smile! Has he been discussed here? Does anyone know the actor's name?

Was she on Matchgame?

Chewy, known for its brilliantly funny commercials, seems to have dropped the ball if what they're previewing are their actual holiday commercials.

Has Chewy hired a new advertising agency?

You may yave a tail in a thousand years.

Bla bka bla

Vahze. Vahze

Love that dog.

IT'S THE STARTER PACK! Even uglier Lume bitch than Doctor Underboobs.

The Lume ladies look...greasy.

I’m starting a rumor R374, that Lume is just a money laundering operation for a meth ring run by swarthy, greasy women.

Speaking of money laundering operations, For Imprint has to be one. Why are they advertising so much directly to regular viewers?? 99.9% of us are NOT making stupid marketing decisions like coffee mugs and backpacks with company logos. Shit company. Shit products that nobody…seriously nobody wants.

I muuuuch prefer the original Liberty daddy with the stache and aviators over the LibidyBibidy model.

Had anyone mentioned that Rebelsus commercial with the black chick ?

r377, turn in your DL card!

Tanner Novlan, is dreamy. I want to be deep inside him.

My Pillow should be My Pillar...and you can easily guess what the 9" to 11" product should be...

Does Lume work on itchy cooters, y'all?

Just saw this disgusting public service advert on daytime Channel 4 (UK). One of the grossest adverts I've ever seen.

Climate skid marks?

Evocative

Provocative

Disgusting

They shit oil profits?

So - The Lume Lady, the Jardience Lady and Medicare Martha walk into a bar …….

...and the bartender says "this is a bar, not the Fulton Street Fish Market"

Horrific Farmer's Dog commercial. I nearly gagged.

Farmer's dog = High Quality Poops!

Ever listen to people eat?

This irritating lady going around telling everyone THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT.

That hag and her voice are annoying as hell. And I can't even tell you what the commercial is for!!!

State Farm, because they are so ubiquitous.

[quote] This irritating lady going around telling everyone THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT. That hag and her voice are annoying as hell. And I can't even tell you what the commercial is for!!!

Shadddup shaddddup, I love Dot-Marie Jones.

R391 I love her, too! Well played, my friend.

I just saw this one touting New Mexico…native cowboy Hispanic type old man shown cooking his great dishes naming off unusual ingredients used in NM cooking like chocolate…and he’s pouring in a bag of white chocolate Toll House morsels. No. There is no such thing as “white chocolate”. It is a manufactured ingredient by candy corporations. In a most natural state it would be cocoa butter, or the actual unflavored fat from true chocolate; pumped with sugar and flavoring and coloring it becomes “white chocolate”. Hardened flavored and sweetened Crisco shortening.

OP, this is a great thread. I especially enjoy the posts where a commercial is hated by one DLer and liked by another.

^ I think we're all in agreement that Lume commercials with the dirty hos are despised by all.

R395 I want to disagree just to disagree...but I can't.

Death to Plexaderm commercials.

R386 that is disgusting! Mute mute mute!

The McCormick holiday commercial is stomping on my last nerve

^it looks more like a sloppy boozy food fight

[quote]In a most natural state it would be cocoa butter, or the actual unflavored fat from true chocolate; pumped with sugar and flavoring and coloring it becomes “white chocolate”.

r393, please, stop the hate for White Chocolate. You have described it perfectly, but your demands on nomenclature make you look ridiculous. It is what it is; some people like it, some people do not. You have stated your boundaries. It will not go away. Will you?

Waiting for the Christmas Jardiance Rockettes Spectacular.

A tribute to a One Singular Sensation!

The little pill with a big, step, kick, to tell.

What's up with all these home air freshener things to make your home "smell like a five star hotel?!!" First Scott Disick, then the soon to be divorced Kyle Richards and "Mauricio" - she's already done a version without him hahahaha-

I thought it wasn't safe to breath in diffused oils.

I'm perplexed by the consumer cellular commercial with the nice Indian lady assuring us that all of their call centers are US based.

Idaho potato commercial where the old man takes out his dentures and puts them on a plate full of mashed potatoes. Possibly the worst commercial ever made.

I just got YouTube TV and it's amazing that in watching for two or three hours, you see the same 10 or so commercials OVER AND OVER. Military recruiting. Regina King for Wells Fargo. Some celebrity named Zoe that I've never heard of for T-Mobile. MacBooks. Some Call-Of-Duty video game. "Wonka."

I guess I shouldn't complain. At least there are no Medicare Advantage, reverse mortgage, pharmaceutical, or ambulance-chaser commercials. So far, anyway.

R405-Does she claim her name is Shirley?

Jim Beam commercial where everyone sings Sweet Caroline at the bar.

You will love me!

I like that there is a nurse in the jardiance commercial never more that a foot or two away should the gyrating Flavia keep over.

The Chase Business Credit Card commercial. Some woman holds up a slotted spatula and then a solid spatula. She says they are making "smarter" items (looks like the company uses 3D printers). There are reasons we have slotted and solid spatulas! They serve different purposes.

Also, why would you want a coffee maker that orders beans for you? What if you want to change flavors, strengths, or brands? Are you stuck with crap you don't want?

That hatchet faced nonna in the McCormick spice commercial needs to take her fachia brute mug to another room of the house. People trying to prepare a happy holiday meal and this useless hag is hovering over the stove like a vulture. Kick her ass out!

We are asking for a two year humanitarian pause from Kevin Hart commercials

“I love that”! Said an ugly woman in a Peloton treadmill.

The commercial where I thought they were singing dick and balls dick and balls but they're actually singing hey Santa clause.

That's the odious Macy's ad where the adorable little black tyke "buys" fleece lined slippers for Santa to wear "for after work...." Nauseating!!

(and that's the Mills Brothers singing, fwiw...)

C'mon, that kid is adorable

Lots of kids are adorable - but what is not adorable is expecting us to believe that he gifted Santa with slippers for "after work"...

R419-Are you serious? You think the general public "believe" what happens in commercials. I think the Macy's spot with the slippers is adorable. That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

Adorable or adawabul?

[quote]That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

He stole 'em.

Every single prescription pharmaceutical commercial. I still can't get past how the FCC regulations were changed to allow drug companies to advertise to the public.

^^but not tobacco.

R423 There is obvious significant corruption in both the FDA and FCC.

Peleton noise. Each commercial louder and even more annoying than the one before.

Bridget with her bulging eye syndrome, wearing dark sunglasses and afraid to have her picture taken.

^ But then, lo and behold she takes Big Pharmamagic and is OUTDOORS running around like a hyena

Who is the old black man singing to an operator on the other end of the phone in that big booming voice? I always miss the commercial until I hear the singing and by that time the commercial is almost over.

"From sea to shining SEA,,,,,EE....EE!

Put a sock in it, Gramps!

[quote]You think the general public "believe" what happens in commercials. I think the Macy's spot with the slippers is adorable. That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

Yeah, cause it appears he's cutting the line and in real life, the line would all be recording and screaming at the father while the kids would be kicking the kid while down.

And nice jab at the boys who actually want a Barbie for Christmas as the kid shields his eyes as he walks by.

R430 Yes! That’s it!!!! From sea to shining SEA - Eeee A- EE!

The Capital One for Once Upon a Farm, with Jennifer Garner dressed like my 9th grade math teacher. She’s turning into quite the handsome woman, isn’t she?

[quote]Yeah, cause it appears he's cutting the line...

No, R431, on careful review you will see that the mother has been holding her son's place on line. Note, too, how she asks "Where is he?" throughout the commercial. Then, the lad arrives just in the nick of time as his mother has reached the front of the line.

Happens in real life all the time; the placeholder simply allows the next person behind her to go ahead of her as she continues to hold the space and remain next in line until the latecomer arrives.

All Bombas commercials. They’re stupid

Peleton's music -- 'put your hands up like a stick up' --while black people are on the machines. Yikes. Who is the market audience for that?

That Peleton ad, R436, has a lot worse problems than its inane music.

r435 - i read through the last half of this thread to come and say exactly that about the Bombas ads.

The annoying instrumental-only "jingle," the plastering of the same body parts making the same exact movement but with different underwear or socks ad nauseam. I will often have a certain channel/program on for hours as background noise and will be subjected to this commercial over 10-15 times over the course of 4 hours.

Needless to say, I will never buy a Bombas product.

Is the McCormick “Nonna No Like” commercial on a psychotic break speed dial? It sometimes plays 3 times in a row -20 times an hour

R437 do the lyrics say

Got yo sef a lard ass?

I had this run through my Facebook feed and I really wanted to hate it then... I browsed...

I really like the Wine Red Linen Hood Causal Coat.

Oh, I would so love to throw a caftan tea on Greek couches...

I will never stop smearing the travesty that is white chocolate R41.

I mean R401.

R423, the balls, I know. "Talk to your doctor", "Ask your doctor", "Ask your doctor for XYZ by name!"

There's a newer one for a depression med that wraps up with the woman saying "I'm going to talk to my doctor AGAIN about [drug name]!"

Next it'll be "Don't you fucking quit pushing your doctor to prescribe this drug, or find someone who will!"

I'm not getting the Hobby Lobby one at all. Mother goes to work kid sees a basket on the floor, sells video game, gets Xmas decorations and Mom comes home and looks pissed. HUH?

I loved it last year and now it is back this year - California Scratchers “Wear yourself an Ugly Little Sweater.” For some reason it reminds me of parties from years ago.

This.

Be careful about saying you hate any commercial or the SJWs will try to cancel you for being racist or sexist, because that's about all we have now - black people and women. Little boys have disappeared unless they're black, and little girls make up the vast majority of children in commercials.

It’s back,

“If you’re watching this right now, I didn’t make it.”

American Heart Association good. Commercial bad. Very bad. And manipulative. And gross.

I really hate the Etsy Christmas commercials with the Mission: Impossible music.

Capital One Bank - John Travolta in a Santa suit bopping down the street ala Saturday Night Fever. Then Santa goes to a disco to dance. Oh, Travolta, it is not cute - it is cringe.

The older Asian lady barefoot Ballerina for Nano knee is on heavy rotation.

Watch all my "TV" on my computer. Have the netflix subscription that requires commercial breaks.

The Chanel ad with Marion Cotillard I think and some dude, dancing on the moon, floating in space and doing sort of modern dance moves with a horrible song. It goes on forever, is all in gold and sucks so bad. I hate it. They think they did something.

Likewise and I don't know what the product is because I always bail, but there's Timothy Chalomet's profile silhoutted in shadow and it's like a fucking horror movie knowing the pay off is he'll turn and look at the camera. It's got to be a fragrance or something but it's so so so horrible, even more so than Johnny Depp playing guitar with wolves.

Conversely a commercial I like - and I usually hate them all - if for the google shopping/price compare browser where the toaster oven breaks down and dad gets a new one using the search tool. It moves FAST, every shot is a plot point, the dad is easy to take and the kitchen is great looking. That one goes down easy.

Oh, and Bombas. The vocal fry, pseudo "warm" slow voiceover asking you if you're comfortable. Really really comfortable. I only see this on youtube and I click out so fast.

Bombas commercials in general suck. Did they really and yes they did, scrub up a bunch of homeless people, make them talk to the camera about how grateful they were that bomba gave them some socks. I about puked.

R445, the Mom comes home to see that her son bought and decorated a Christmas tree and did the laundry. She works long hours and was thankful that he thought to do the laundry instead of waiting for her to do it after a long day of work.

I think the "Dad Cab" guy is VGL. He's in the HPV commercial.

[quote]the Mom comes home to see that her son bought and decorated a Christmas tree and did the laundry. She works long hours and was thankful that he thought to do the laundry instead of waiting for her to do it after a long day of work.

She looked at the tree with a pissed off face.

"We fixed this toilet!" "We fixed this toilet on VID...E...O!"

I noticed that ALL of those Medicare Advantage Plans DELETED the

"Call this number to see if your Zip Code has plans that help pay for your Medicare Premium".

Also, what is the Medicare Premium for 2024?

Standard monthly premiums are slated to rise by $9.80 per month to $174.70 in 2024, from $164.90 per month this year.

Nov 6, 2023

I really hate the one with Shaquille O'Neal hawking printer ink cartridges. The dorky guy with the salt and pepper hair has a very punchable face.

The BMW commercial where the two uber douchey brothers leave their psychotic father behind, yet somehow gramps manages to arrive at the ski lodge before the two BMW driving brothers.

Probably because of all the maintenance problems the douchey brothers had with their respective BMWs on the drive up to the ski lodge.

Could they drop the piano on Doig already on the Liberty Mutual commercial already ?

I swear it looks like the kid goes to a pawn shop, hands over some guns and the guy gives him cash.

They need to stop showing Veterans Guardians ads. They’ve already been proved to take a huge cut of your money when assist you with your VA claim, but DAV, VFW, and the American Legion have been helping vets for years with this. Free.

R462 I find the BMW brothers kind of hot. And the dad is Philip Brown, who was on various soaps. Still hawt as a grandpa.

I don't really hate it, but Amazon is running an ad that, I guess, uses a Christmas song, but as a Gen Xer all I can hear is "Smurfberry Crunch is fun to eat!" Now it's stuck in my head.

The Lasy Gaga prescription drug ad frightens my son.

^My dog barks at it and my cat tries to get out the window

That stupid MSNBC green logo thing with bad music that comes on every single fucking break.

I'm royally sick of the Nature Made vitamin commercials with their treacly music and happy faces.

The dad is fixing a big dinner for a lot of guests and then his little struts out a takes the lid off and TA DA!!! A platter of Hershey’s Kisses!!!

I want the attendant and the black lady to beat the hell out of this bitch.