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What commercials are we hating?

I'm not putting a date on this thread .

by Anonymousreply 600February 4, 2024 12:43 AM

That bed commercial with the rino cunt wife makes me want to stab her on her comfortable side of the bed.

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2023 4:27 AM

That Jardiance commercial with this fat bitch. And the dancers...wtf were they thinking?

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by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2023 4:44 AM

This dude is just too-too smug:

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by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2023 4:50 AM

Melissa McCarthy and her nepo husband in their travel ad.

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2023 5:01 AM

R2: Yes, I hate this commercial. It lopoks like it was done by the producers of, "Hairspray: The Musical". The other one may only be shown in California: It's a commercial where your reminded to take medication if you've caught COVID. The annoying commercial looks like was preoduced by Nickelodeon, complete with "talk box" effects, like the 80's funk group, Zapp. Trust that I don't need another reminder of the psychological effects of this stupid virus.

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2023 5:38 AM

The fat woman at R2 looks like someone I know, uncannily so. I like the woman I know, but the woman in the commercial looks so eerily like her. I have to change channels any time I see it. It’s often on the Tennis Channel.

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2023 5:42 AM

That fucking Burger King commercial where they sing, BK have it your way. It gets on my nerves. Also, that stupid as hell Haribo gummy commercial where everyone starts talking like they're 4 yrs old.

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2023 10:32 AM

I don't know if it is a national commercial but the one with the granddaughter is returning the love by getting paid to spend time with her gran. Disgusting

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2023 11:20 AM

Every Fucking One Of Them

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2023 11:44 AM

I'm waiting for Loan Proctologist!

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2023 1:23 AM

The one with the frau and the everywhere deodorant (butt crack) etc. literally makes me look away from the TV.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 2:38 AM

Hating the thought of hot cola

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by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 3:00 AM

The tone def folk singing “My Way” about their colonoscopy concerns.

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 3:17 AM

I find anything scatological revolting including commercials.

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 3:20 AM

"What's a computer?"

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by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2023 3:28 AM

"Uh, that is not a mango, Lenny... 𝐻𝑢ℎ?"

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by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2023 4:14 AM

I do not yet hate all the ads being narrated by Gerald McRaney. I just wonder whether all new ads are required to hire him as narrator.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2023 4:16 AM

Anything where they say “poo,” “poop.” The one with the diarrhea song. Anything that mentions “vagina,” or “down there.” Can’t this all go back in the closet?

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2023 4:30 AM

The one where the diverse crowd is singing Sweet Caroline in the bar. So dumb and fake. I’ve seen sad drunks sing in dive bars right before they collapse off a stool, but that’s it.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2023 4:33 AM

GMC Sierra pick ups with the lap clappers to Queen’s We Will Rock You.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2023 3:02 PM

The vocal fry....AAAAAAH.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2023 3:06 PM


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by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2023 3:09 PM

Xiaflex's carrot commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2023 3:11 PM

Yes, Bentcarrot

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2023 8:45 PM

The commercial for Claritin: With that tone deaf person, singing, "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". (Katharine Chancellor voice), Dear God in heaven, just get the Andy Williams recording and call it a day.

by Anonymousreply 25May 31, 2023 6:19 AM

Anything to do with poo, poo smells, or old spice lavender

by Anonymousreply 26May 31, 2023 6:21 AM

This US Bank commercial is just awful. I'm not sure if it's a national commercial, or if it's just local to San Francisco. They play it non-stop.

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by Anonymousreply 27May 31, 2023 6:26 AM

That KFC commercial they show during Real Housewives of Atlanta with Kandi and her little boy Ace. It’s awkward as fuck and that baby ain’t cut out for acting.

by Anonymousreply 28May 31, 2023 6:26 AM

Is that horrible bed woman with the handsome husband, who still hasn't stabbed the bitch, that same woman who cunted her husband in an Old Spice body wash commercial.

by Anonymousreply 29May 31, 2023 10:30 PM

I have trouble understanding why the otherwise standard American newscaster accent Always Pan narrator says the product like this:

The Always Pon

by Anonymousreply 30June 1, 2023 12:04 AM

Loan Falcon and Loan Cannon are followed by

Loan Proctologist, a man in scrubs and a mask, showed up bends you over an pulls cash from your ass.

Loan Proctologist!

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2023 3:02 AM

I like the current consumer cellular commercials with the hot guy in the orange shirt. it's far superior to the warbling margarine containers that they usually feature.

by Anonymousreply 32June 8, 2023 4:44 AM

Hot 🔥 guy bounces a full package. Hate the robot lady.

by Anonymousreply 33June 8, 2023 5:16 AM

This trash. An ugly product, a dumb script delivered in grating Valley Girl vocal fry, and creatively a pitiful ripoff of the iconic Brooke Shields ad for Calvin Klein.

The most original thing she's ever done remains using a sex tape to launch herself to fame.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 8, 2023 5:22 AM

The latest Golden Corral commercial: Which came first, baby back ribs or chicken tenders?

Who gives a shit?

I especially hate how the woman becomes maniacal and waves a chicken tender in a threatening way.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 8, 2023 5:31 AM

Golden Corral is going out of it's way to make people think that their food is good enough to fight over.

Not even better than Once Around The Garden.

by Anonymousreply 36June 8, 2023 11:04 AM

Cash Backing series is pretty stupid.

by Anonymousreply 37June 9, 2023 11:38 PM

That woman doctor shelling the LUME deodorant...she must be mentally ill...

by Anonymousreply 38June 10, 2023 12:02 AM

R36 do you like that bitch who threatens the rib guy with chicken tenders?

by Anonymousreply 39June 10, 2023 12:17 AM

Buick “that is SO you”.

by Anonymousreply 40June 10, 2023 12:17 AM

The shelling of Stalingrad.

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by Anonymousreply 41June 10, 2023 12:25 AM

The Asian guy who challenges us to "dish differently." He's living on the edge because he doesn't wait for his dishwasher to be full before running it. Whoa!

It's an ad for detergent, so of course they want us to run our dishwasher several times a day.

by Anonymousreply 42June 10, 2023 12:36 AM

R42 makes shit up

by Anonymousreply 43June 10, 2023 12:41 AM

R39, she looks unhinged. No.

by Anonymousreply 44June 10, 2023 1:24 AM

Idiotic FanDuel commercial with Charles Barkley talking with his younger self, who has to talk just like older Charles. It makes the kid sound like an moron.

by Anonymousreply 45June 10, 2023 1:30 AM

Adopt a Teen “I am blind…”

The one about kids finding their parents gun

The one about hungry kids that sometimes features ScarJo

The one about teaching kids not to drink w a mom and daughter on the stairs PROMISE ME

by Anonymousreply 46June 10, 2023 1:43 AM

The AAA commercial with the stupid teenage girl who runs upstairs crying, because she found an old picture of her father dressed as a rocker. Middle-aged dad is standing there in his khakis, as she yells, "Dad???!" The Asian mom says something about packing tape and "Quality matters., blah-blah-blah..." None of this relates to AAA, and that girl needs meds.

There was once a thread on this, but it didn't get much attention.

by Anonymousreply 47June 10, 2023 2:29 AM

ALL the AAA commercials are stupid. Like the football player spokespersons and the jingle writer.


by Anonymousreply 48June 10, 2023 2:31 AM

The Apple commercial with the compromised health data and talk of Mary's period.

by Anonymousreply 49June 10, 2023 2:33 AM

Any of the Upside commercials, but especially the one with the guy exiting the grocery store waving a donut and half gallon of milk around.

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by Anonymousreply 51June 10, 2023 2:58 AM

Vrbo vacation homes. The voiceovers are usually female gen-z'ers with cutesy baby voices.

by Anonymousreply 52June 10, 2023 3:29 AM

Booking dot yeah, R51.

by Anonymousreply 53June 10, 2023 3:54 AM

That commercial with Connie Britton reading letters from hungry women who can't afford food but then reading the letter from the woman who now does have food because they sent her a can of soup or something.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 10, 2023 11:31 AM

I really don’t need to see someone’s skin disease even if it’s cheap CGI

by Anonymousreply 56June 10, 2023 12:00 PM

r56 what about CGI pussy hair that can be shaved?

by Anonymousreply 57June 10, 2023 12:03 PM

H.E.R. for Nationwide Insurance

by Anonymousreply 58June 10, 2023 7:51 PM

R57, looking at those hairy pudenda 🤢🤢🤮

by Anonymousreply 59June 10, 2023 9:26 PM

Kars for Kids. Shoot them!

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by Anonymousreply 60June 10, 2023 9:53 PM

R60, I hate that commercial, too.

by Anonymousreply 61June 10, 2023 10:43 PM

This ZocDoc blob planted on the sofa:

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by Anonymousreply 62June 11, 2023 7:17 PM

Loathe the dancing fat woman with diabetes from R2, Melissa MooCarthy's booking commercials are as obnoxious as everything else she does, "At BK. Have you it your way. You rule!" and the "It wasn't me" Discover commercial with a raccoon stealing, the kid shaking his finger and the unstable dancing fat woman who looks like she would a handful at a party are my current most hated commercials.

by Anonymousreply 63June 11, 2023 7:25 PM

Another one - the cartoon bears in the Charmin commercial where the Papa Bear can't get his ass clean. I like most gay bears. Lovely people. But this commercial makes me think their asses aren't clean.

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by Anonymousreply 64June 11, 2023 8:40 PM

I like the Cottonelle commercial that counter programmed the bears with smearing peanut butter into shag rug. I think people got the point.

by Anonymousreply 65June 14, 2023 11:25 PM

I hate all toilet paper commercials.

by Anonymousreply 66June 14, 2023 11:56 PM

R66 please don’t hate

by Anonymousreply 67June 14, 2023 11:58 PM

I'd like it better if that Charmin bear family was scooting around on their rug like dogs!

by Anonymousreply 68June 15, 2023 1:00 AM

I hate Colonial Penn Life Insurance commercials so much, I just don’t know what to do or where to turn. I hate the old lady the most.

by Anonymousreply 69June 16, 2023 7:51 PM

But Jonathan is hot. I hope he wears tight white Polo briefs.

by Anonymousreply 70June 16, 2023 7:58 PM

What a crummy commercial for a great song! So stupid!

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by Anonymousreply 71June 18, 2023 3:26 AM

Bear Grylls has met all of the challenges thrown at him. See him jump from about 15 feet into a pool of water and use his skills to chop up a log with a hatchet!

His new show with the contestants straight out of Hollywood central casting is "must see" TV.

Bear lets them know that he can be their best friend or (you know...their worst nightmare,) as he stands by with a vomit bucket as they eat disgusting food or fall into a muddy pool of water.

If I see that Grandma force that little girl to steal one more Rice Krispie snack, I am going to strangle somebody.

by Anonymousreply 72June 18, 2023 3:24 PM

You have many sides to you and they all deserve the best….MAX.

by Anonymousreply 73June 18, 2023 3:56 PM

Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me

by Anonymousreply 74June 18, 2023 3:57 PM

I really hate that Balance of Nature commercial with the foot doctor rock climbing at Red Rock Canyon. He reminds us he's taken that crap for "TWEN-TYY THREE YEARS."

Actually I hate all of the Balance of Nature commercials. They play them every 5 minutes on MSNBC.

by Anonymousreply 75June 18, 2023 4:04 PM

R25, that voice is the iconic Miss Peggy Lee, you bitch.

by Anonymousreply 76June 18, 2023 4:15 PM

"Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me."

He has a huge cock though.

by Anonymousreply 77June 18, 2023 4:19 PM

Doesn’t matter as he doesn’t show it

by Anonymousreply 78June 18, 2023 4:24 PM

All of those truck/SUV commercials are totally stupid--the ones that show people hauling ass on gravel roads, through streams, and up rocky mountain slopes. Yeah, right--like I'd take a brand new $50K or $60K vehicle and trash it on driving it up some mountain.

by Anonymousreply 79June 18, 2023 4:33 PM

My ire is still reserved for the Door Dasher playing keyboards with the long flowing golden locks. Puleezeeeee.

by Anonymousreply 80June 18, 2023 4:34 PM

That Jardiance jingle is catchy though--I found myself out for a walk the other day, suddenly humming and singing "I'm low-ering my A1-C eheheh"

by Anonymousreply 81June 18, 2023 4:37 PM

"All of those truck/SUV commercials are totally stupid--the ones that show people hauling ass on gravel roads, through streams, and up rocky mountain slopes."

I think the point is that you can genuinely do it with those vehicles since they're built for it - at least if you have the proper trim level.

by Anonymousreply 82June 18, 2023 4:41 PM

R82 Sure they're built for it, but you're not going to race through the woods at 50mph, trying to outdo your friends. That's just asking for a flat or bending the frame. I've driven a lot of offroad and forest service roads. They're not maintained like a paved road and that would be totally stupid. IMO, it's encouraging people to do stupid, reckless things out in wilderness areas.

by Anonymousreply 83June 18, 2023 4:44 PM

The GMC sierra pick up where they clap and lap clap to Queens’s We Will Rock You.

by Anonymousreply 84June 18, 2023 5:16 PM

Sunglasses Hut bitch. She annoys me to no end.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 18, 2023 11:52 PM

The trailer for Joy Ride - the Asian Girl's Trip or Bridesmaids.

by Anonymousreply 86June 19, 2023 12:23 AM

A break from the hate: A "daring" commercial, which reflects true life, but will cause the SJWs to scream for it to be canceled. One of the few that doesn't portray the man as an imbecile and the woman as the all-knowing.

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by Anonymousreply 87June 19, 2023 2:28 AM

Is that the Penn State professor who was arrested in the ad at R87?

by Anonymousreply 88June 19, 2023 3:17 AM

Anything with Pete Davidson (sp?) or Kevin Hart.

by Anonymousreply 89June 19, 2023 4:18 AM

....or Manning brother or their father. Give me a fucking break from that clan.

by Anonymousreply 90June 19, 2023 4:45 AM

4 plebs

by Anonymousreply 91June 19, 2023 5:33 AM

I'm tired of all of the commercials that follow the same template of two people usually men and usually White talking about how they were tired of such and such and so they reinvented it. Whether it be watches cereal or meds for your hoo-ha Especially grading is the weird ass looking magic spoon couple and the stank vagina girl and her basic ass husband hocking Crystal light as UTI meds.

by Anonymousreply 92June 21, 2023 11:21 PM

R92 0/10

by Anonymousreply 93June 21, 2023 11:23 PM

R93, that is an opinion and not a EST.

It is a valid post. How long have you been here?

by Anonymousreply 94June 21, 2023 11:32 PM

R94 I’m not answering questions. Fuck off

by Anonymousreply 95June 21, 2023 11:34 PM

You just did.

Thanks for playing.

by Anonymousreply 96June 21, 2023 11:35 PM

R93 do you possess any working brain cells? That was a relevant reply to the topic of this thread moron.

by Anonymousreply 97June 21, 2023 11:40 PM

I really despise that ferret-faced douchebro Aaron Marino on the Bosley hair loss commercials. WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT THE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS????? I don't get it, other than there's a lot of stupid people that think he's cool.

by Anonymousreply 98June 21, 2023 11:54 PM

🐔 The FanDuel commercial with the annoying hen who keeps asking "why am I here, what is my purpose?"

I swear the first three words in that commercial are [italic] Fuck, Fuck, Fuck ..... Bitch sounds like my wife.

by Anonymousreply 99June 22, 2023 12:01 AM

The return of Mike Liddell hawking " My Pillow 2.0 " and the fabulous new and improved Giza Dream Sheets, [italic] Guaranteed to give you the best night's sleep ever or you money back!

by Anonymousreply 100June 22, 2023 12:07 AM

R100, now with SLIPPERS!

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by Anonymousreply 101June 22, 2023 12:21 AM

Wearing the cross on a chain is an extra-special touch.

by Anonymousreply 102June 22, 2023 12:40 AM
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by Anonymousreply 103June 22, 2023 12:50 AM

Apparently, they didn’t understand they could suggest other words, in addition, so what we end up with is a highlight repetitive bunch of words that together make little sense.

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by Anonymousreply 104June 22, 2023 12:53 AM

The Home Pro commercial where the freak in a beard looks a the tool belt guy and says," do you want HIM working on your home?"

Hell, I don't want YOU working on my home or the bearded freak in the next frame.


by Anonymousreply 105June 22, 2023 12:57 AM

R100 I saw that Lindell 2.0 commercial too. A set of $39 king sheets--I'm sure they're top-notch quality!

by Anonymousreply 106June 22, 2023 2:27 AM

The "Shingles doesn't care" ad.

It's brainwashing, pure and simple.

May its creators receive anthrax in the mail.

by Anonymousreply 107June 22, 2023 2:32 AM

Christina Haack manages to combine upspeak with vocal fry into something that’s a whole new level of awful:

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by Anonymousreply 108June 22, 2023 2:54 AM





by Anonymousreply 109June 22, 2023 2:55 AM

R80, I hate that goddamn girly man. He’s so in love with himself.

by Anonymousreply 110June 22, 2023 4:07 AM

[quote] My ire is still reserved for the Door Dasher playing keyboards with the long flowing golden locks.

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 111June 22, 2023 4:25 AM

I hate all the Botox Cosmetic commercials, but especially the one with Javi, the incredibly vain 31-year-old fitness instructor.

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by Anonymousreply 112June 22, 2023 5:17 AM

What a vacuous airhead that Javi is. God help him when he encounters an actual problem. He'd prolly MARY!!! himself to death.

by Anonymousreply 113June 22, 2023 5:23 AM

He replaces the bald guy who had Botox after his husband died.


by Anonymousreply 114June 22, 2023 8:16 AM

The dad and the binkie. “Binkie” is not a word that should ever be heard by child hating non-parents

by Anonymousreply 115June 22, 2023 8:27 AM

[quote] He replaces the bald guy who had Botox after his husband died.

Ah, yes. Who can forget Stephen?

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by Anonymousreply 116June 22, 2023 8:57 AM

O.M.G. R116, that godawful commercial was filmed by [bold]ERROL FUCKING MORRIS?????[/bold]


by Anonymousreply 117June 22, 2023 2:12 PM

If Mike Lindell was a serious "businessman" he would have replaced that budget priced stainless steel cross with a genuine 18k gold oversized crucifix, and Jesus would have real diamonds for eyes.

by Anonymousreply 118June 22, 2023 2:34 PM

R116 lmao

I wonder if Stephen and his new boy toy are still together?

by Anonymousreply 119June 22, 2023 3:16 PM

R112 that commercial is absolutely hilarious. It’s bizarre they would have Javi watching himself talk. You can just see how impressed he is with himself.

by Anonymousreply 120June 22, 2023 3:18 PM

R112 Almost worse than Javi is that woman who has 9 kids and is in her 30s, needing Botox. We live in a really f-d up culture.

by Anonymousreply 121June 22, 2023 4:10 PM

R121 my thoughts exactly. It’s not rocket science on how a baby is created she needs to follow your advice and get her damn tubes tied.

by Anonymousreply 122June 22, 2023 4:13 PM

R121 she also needs to fix her nose. And I don't believe for one second the Botox is the first thing she has done for herself. Based on the way she dresses and acts there is no way she isn't constantly preening herself and demanding her brood all look as put together as she is.

by Anonymousreply 123June 22, 2023 5:22 PM

There is one where some pseudo concerned dad is trying like hell to appease his teenage daughter who has locked herself inside the bathroom. He stands outside and asks if the girls at school are going through this. He then offers to schedule a virtual visit with a practitioner and assures here she’s gonna be ok.

Does she have an STD? Is she pregnant? Is she having a heavy period?

by Anonymousreply 124June 22, 2023 5:45 PM

[quote] Almost worse than Javi is that woman who has 9 kids and is in her 30s, needing Botox.

You're talking about Tonya. And she's not in her 30s. She's "42 years young."

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by Anonymousreply 125June 22, 2023 9:48 PM

I don't really have an opinion about this commercial but I think it's aspercreme where Sanford and son or hiking up to the top of the canyon or something I've been talking about how fun it was and like every time I see it it reminds me of that episode of dinosaurs where Earl's mother-in-law reaches the age where the family gets to throw them off a cliff into a tire pit and Earl is really excited about it.

by Anonymousreply 126June 25, 2023 5:55 AM

I hate Jake from State Farm. He has all the charisma of a used paper straw.

by Anonymousreply 127June 25, 2023 8:51 AM

Jake from State Farm?

by Anonymousreply 128June 25, 2023 9:02 AM

R126 What is that commercial? Tire pit?

by Anonymousreply 129June 26, 2023 9:00 AM

Every time I see that Doug Fluti Frank Thomas commercial for Special T, I gag

And she'll like it too.

So Doug and Frank never learned to eat pussy?

by Anonymousreply 130June 30, 2023 8:31 AM

Nothing is everything ing ing ing

by Anonymousreply 131June 30, 2023 12:36 PM

This obnoxious commercial for "Real California Milk." It's worse than "Do the Milkshake," from Can't Stop the Music. No matter how you spin it, you can't glamorize milk without looking like a fool.

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by Anonymousreply 132June 30, 2023 4:13 PM

My partner HATES the Medicare Benefits and Questions Line commercial with the woman braying at her husband "Al" about Medicare benefits.

"Al, did you make the call?"

I have the hots for the blond guy in the Uquora UTI medication commercial. Ahem, how do you think you keep getting those UTIs, honey?

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by Anonymousreply 133July 8, 2023 5:52 AM

R133 Agree about the braying bitch screaming at husband about Medicare. Fuck. Al needs to grow a pair and tell her to STFU.

by Anonymousreply 134July 8, 2023 5:58 AM

I liked the Liberty Mutual commercials with the emu but the one with the kid is gag worthy. After two viewings, the kid and his voice are done.

by Anonymousreply 135July 8, 2023 6:01 AM

yup r135 that's really shit.

by Anonymousreply 136July 8, 2023 12:55 PM

The Dairy Queen commercial for Blizzards where the announcer dude's voice is all hyped-up like he's getting ready to take a mammoth shit.

by Anonymousreply 137July 8, 2023 12:57 PM

Here's one for Canadians.

My God, I hate this commercial.

Why is the father helping the kid put his shoes on at the end? Kid is old enough to put his own shoes on ffs.

I hate this commercial and CBC runs it ALL the time. Stupid and annoying ad.

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by Anonymousreply 138July 10, 2023 6:01 PM

Peyronie's disease and erectile dysfunction...

get that shit off TV!

by Anonymousreply 139July 10, 2023 7:37 PM

I'm sick of blended black and white families...or a black and white husband and wife discussing their cable TV bill. It's pandering bullshit.

And how come the husband is always white and the wife is black?

by Anonymousreply 140July 10, 2023 7:40 PM

You mean because the opposite is usually the case? I see Mike Strahan out with his albino wife all the time.

by Anonymousreply 141July 10, 2023 8:56 PM

R140 I see many commercials with the opposite: Black man / white woman but I get your message. The blended family is the ad companies proving their wokeness.

by Anonymousreply 142July 12, 2023 4:23 AM

Whopper Whopper

BK have it your way…

by Anonymousreply 143July 12, 2023 7:32 PM

Anything with Pete Davidson (sp?) or Kevin Hart

by Anonymousreply 144July 13, 2023 7:28 AM

The Chevy Blazer is quite a comedown from her 70s Classic Camper.

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by Anonymousreply 145July 13, 2023 7:37 AM

Hot BMW guy from the "can't wait to see what you got your mother" Christmas commercial is back, but please, get rid of the weasel-faced brother.

by Anonymousreply 146July 15, 2023 4:39 PM

Link please, R146.

by Anonymousreply 147July 15, 2023 4:53 PM

Link this.

by Anonymousreply 148July 15, 2023 9:59 PM

There’s a commercial with a kid laughing. Don’t know what product is being advertised, because I mute or change channel as soon as I hear that sound.

by Anonymousreply 149July 20, 2023 2:50 AM

I don't have cable, I don't even have an antenna. I haven't seen commercial TV in a long, long time.

I'll hook up the cable when the presidential election heats up (I think) but other than debates and analysis for specific events, I don't need or want it.

by Anonymousreply 150July 20, 2023 3:07 AM

R140 Somehow I don’t think pandering is your main objection.

by Anonymousreply 151July 20, 2023 4:05 AM

Sadly, I have lost some respect and lust for Jason Mamoa and his inane ads for Shark Week. He looks just plain silly gamboling on the beach and making what I guess he thinks are funny/cute faces. They ain't!

by Anonymousreply 152July 21, 2023 2:44 AM

Ion runs an ad for L&O: SVU featuring St. Olivia. In one scene, she tells a guy: You write stories that you know (pause) are false. She's such a bad actress she can't even talk like a normal person. I roll my eyes every time that bit plays. I suppose I don't hate the ad so much as the makes me loathe Hargitay even more than I already did.

by Anonymousreply 153July 21, 2023 3:38 AM

The Car Shield commercial with that woman quoting Them Paine. STFU!!!

by Anonymousreply 154July 21, 2023 9:44 PM

Hi Freida r150

by Anonymousreply 155July 22, 2023 12:08 AM

Any Liberty Mutual Insurance commercial with that moron and the emu !

by Anonymousreply 156July 22, 2023 2:10 AM

R140 because in the reverse situation the white wife has to pay all the bills on her own and has no choice but to suck it up or black husband will just find another fat woman with self esteem issues?

by Anonymousreply 157July 22, 2023 2:14 AM

SWEET CAROLINE being sung in a bar. I think they're selling Jack Daniels. It's stupid and loud and the song has no connection to whiskey. I have NEVER heard this song sung in a bar.

by Anonymousreply 158July 22, 2023 9:27 PM

R158 it’s mostly sung now at sporting events as straight men have adopted it as an anthem

by Anonymousreply 159July 22, 2023 10:09 PM

r158 Jim Beam. Where is a mass killer when we need one.

by Anonymousreply 160July 22, 2023 10:39 PM

Donate to Junk for Joy or as I call it "No need to jump for joy".

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by Anonymousreply 161July 22, 2023 11:05 PM

Jublia. The obnoxious guy who says his toenail fungus will just go away on his own.

by Anonymousreply 162July 22, 2023 11:09 PM

The one where drivers surrender control of their cars to clap along to a Queen oldie.

by Anonymousreply 163July 22, 2023 11:34 PM

Damn, these people with all these diseases and afflictions--diabetes, depression, HIV, psoriasis, erectile dysfunction and son on--are always having so much fun!!

They're out dancing, at the beach, laughing with the kids, swinging on a tire, meeting friends for dinner, etc., etc.

by Anonymousreply 164July 23, 2023 12:14 AM

This one.

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by Anonymousreply 165July 23, 2023 1:59 AM

[102] Oh yes! for the purple tinted old ladies! ("He's such a Christian boy"!)

by Anonymousreply 166July 23, 2023 2:01 AM

[quote]"Kevin Hart in all commercials. He annoys me." He has a huge cock though.

Guys with voices and hands like his are never hung.

by Anonymousreply 167July 23, 2023 2:09 AM

[quote] it’s mostly sung now at sporting events as straight men have adopted it as an anthem

Sweet Caroline is an anthem for straight guys? Doesn't sound very straight to me.

by Anonymousreply 168July 23, 2023 3:24 AM

Jesus fucking Christ, OP, there is only ONE answer to this question and it is always -


by Anonymousreply 169July 23, 2023 3:27 AM

What is that phone commercial with the English accent girl with her friends and a guy flips open a phone -- her girlfriends run and she's stunned. Is this a reference to a movie or is the girl someone we're supposed to recognize? It's just to stupid.

by Anonymousreply 170July 26, 2023 3:03 AM

^^too stupid

by Anonymousreply 171July 26, 2023 3:14 AM

Why is she British? Why is she fascinated by a fucking flip phone? Why do her friends desert her? Who the fuck cares?

by Anonymousreply 172July 26, 2023 3:23 PM

I am SO SICK of those people with fucked up skin showing nasty patches in the drug commercials that surely will cure them.

Believe me, even if I did have fucked up skin, I would not be giving my doctor tips on what to prescribe for me.

by Anonymousreply 173July 26, 2023 3:37 PM

If you're telling someone what drugs to give you, that's your dealer not your doctor.

by Anonymousreply 174July 26, 2023 5:15 PM

Hyundai Tucson. The repetition of this shit is maddening. It is aired constantly and incessantly.

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by Anonymousreply 175July 26, 2023 6:32 PM

Everybody Damp Rid!

by Anonymousreply 176July 26, 2023 6:48 PM

R176 That fucking jingle stuck in my head the first time I heard it!

by Anonymousreply 177July 27, 2023 7:00 AM

The Queenie asshole saying no steam no beer in a smug fuck you sort of way.

by Anonymousreply 178July 31, 2023 6:28 AM

The creepy I WANT TO LIVE organ donor commercials for Monetfiore Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 179August 4, 2023 5:07 PM

Sorry, Montefiore.

by Anonymousreply 180August 4, 2023 5:08 PM

R164: As far as the commercial for HIV treatment, no matter how mundane he tries to sound, the narrator is still, "sweet" , and I love him for it. Lately, the commercial for TOGO's sandwiches, where someone leaves his lunch unattended, only to have it swiped, by co-worker, who then disguises himself.

by Anonymousreply 181August 5, 2023 4:03 AM

I think that the Pooph! guy is a bossy scat bottom.


by Anonymousreply 182August 6, 2023 1:22 AM

R182 I like him. Reminds me of that enthusiastic sham-wow guy.

by Anonymousreply 183August 6, 2023 1:52 AM

There is something incredibly cloying and desperate above t the new lume lady pumping out the starter pack. I get skeeved out anytime that commercial comes on.

by Anonymousreply 184August 9, 2023 3:12 AM

I want to strangle that “Liberty, Liberty kid.

by Anonymousreply 185August 9, 2023 3:59 AM

[quote] I want to strangle that “Liberty, Liberty kid.

I hope he drives on the freeways and is killed by an oncoming semi.

by Anonymousreply 186August 9, 2023 4:10 AM

R184 I agree. The new Lume lady is creepy. But even the original - the doctor who created it - was a little too enthusiastic for me.

by Anonymousreply 187August 9, 2023 6:54 AM

Still hating the My Pillow guy. Now he's shilling sheets.

by Anonymousreply 188August 9, 2023 6:55 AM

That new Lume lady is greasy; looks like she needs Lume to bathe once a week.

by Anonymousreply 189August 9, 2023 4:35 PM

Melissa McCarthy for Booking.com. Why?

by Anonymousreply 190August 11, 2023 2:42 AM

I hate them all but actually love the fat girl in the pink cowgirls outfit playing Barbie in the Google commercial.

I must be getting dementia

by Anonymousreply 191August 11, 2023 2:57 AM

They have updated the Jaridience commercial! Now Ms Jardiance arrives on a bus and frolics a bit befor the dance starts. The singing /dancing mailman is now a fruit stand vendor - I was so flustered by the change I got the vapors!!!

by Anonymousreply 192August 11, 2023 3:07 AM

Before ^ not befor !

by Anonymousreply 193August 11, 2023 3:08 AM

Jacuzzi bath tubs due to the woman who screams.

by Anonymousreply 194August 11, 2023 3:17 AM

Progressive / Barbie

"I don't think I Ken".

by Anonymousreply 195August 11, 2023 10:34 AM

The Venus commercial with the dancing pubic hairs.

by Anonymousreply 196August 11, 2023 1:47 PM

R196 Haven't seen that one but not looking forward to it.

by Anonymousreply 197August 13, 2023 2:15 AM

Every fucking Botox Cosmetic commercial "real life patient" looks the same but they can't wrinkle their forehead.

by Anonymousreply 198August 13, 2023 2:51 AM

I have watched that annoying Jardiance commercial hundreds of times and yet if you put a gun to my head I still couldn't tell you what Jardiance cures.

by Anonymousreply 199August 13, 2023 2:55 AM

If you watch MSNBC all the time like me you will be constantly plagued by the hideous Jardiance commercial, the even worse Melissa McCarthy commercial, both with horrible ear worm jingles you can't get out of your head, and an awful one that might be more NY/NJ local with an old man and his grotesque grown sons and sickening granddaughter selling pool tiles for their family business.

Can't wait for winter when they bring back the dying puppies and kittens at the ASPCA!

by Anonymousreply 200August 13, 2023 2:59 AM

I'm mad for the Pooph! guy and follow his sexy Insta account!

by Anonymousreply 201August 13, 2023 3:01 AM

Who is the fucking athlete with the bad wig hawking Skechers? And when did it become such a plus to not have to touch your shoes with your hands?

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by Anonymousreply 203August 13, 2023 3:09 AM

R194 the last time I saw that commercial I made a mental note to myself to include it in this thread. You beat me to it! That woman has THE worst inflections and cadence in her speech you can possibly have to pimp anything on television or radio. It's like someone associated with the jacuzzi had their wife read the pitch. The triumph of that sales pitch was the stupid butch learning the lines.

by Anonymousreply 204August 13, 2023 3:16 AM

Hi, my name is Havi. I have thrown the plywood over the pool table at my favorite gay bar and been sequentially gang banged after closure for years and I think that after all these years it was starting to show in my face. I don't care about my prolapsed rose bud, and I don't care that fucking me feels like fucking a pile of wet paper towels, BUT MY FOREHEAD!!!

by Anonymousreply 205August 13, 2023 4:53 AM

^^I'm assuming you're in the wrong thread?

by Anonymousreply 206August 13, 2023 5:24 AM

R60 Damn you! Watching the Kars 4 Kids commercial is worse than watching the VHS tape from The Ring.

by Anonymousreply 207August 13, 2023 5:40 AM

R199 They treat her like Ann-Margret circa 1970.

by Anonymousreply 208August 13, 2023 5:41 AM

Golden Corral's new annoying commercial. Once again, they're trying to convince us that Golden Corral isn't just for old, obese deplorables. It's also popular among Cuban Americans from Mi-am-eee who love fried cheee-cken.

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by Anonymousreply 209August 13, 2023 6:28 AM

They put sauced chicken wings on top of carrot cake at this restaurant? And they advertise that?

Umm... I wouldn't blame Cubans for this shit. Cuban food is fine and I doubt that they put sauced chicken wings on cake. I just don't like the coffee.

by Anonymousreply 210August 13, 2023 6:37 AM

Oh - the BIZARRE commercial with crazy Michelle Bachman visiting weeping, starving, ancient Holocaust survivors.

by Anonymousreply 211August 13, 2023 8:20 AM

"The fate of your car should rest with Car Shield administrators." The Car Shield lady needs several vicious face slaps.

by Anonymousreply 212August 13, 2023 12:18 PM

I giggle when all the Car Shield fixers are young hot white men!

by Anonymousreply 213August 13, 2023 2:14 PM

R200 The pool guy has grown on me but one of his sons is either in an Anthrax cover band or avoided prosecution for J6.

by Anonymousreply 214August 13, 2023 3:20 PM

The Bounty ad where they all scream 'Nooo' at the spill and then clean it up in the direction the spill is heading towards its precious target. Weird, but it drives me crazy.

by Anonymousreply 215August 13, 2023 3:31 PM

The Xfinity pointsbet ad with the dancing gutter ball bowler. Having a love-hate with this one because he's trying so hard.

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by Anonymousreply 216August 13, 2023 5:08 PM

The t-mobile tards

by Anonymousreply 217August 13, 2023 5:09 PM

"well, that one's purple" has run its course. PLEASE STOP!

by Anonymousreply 218August 13, 2023 5:21 PM

r206, never seen that asshole Javi on the Botox Commercials?

Are you new here?

by Anonymousreply 219August 13, 2023 5:52 PM

I've never seen ANY of these unless they're really, really old. I never watch commercial television anymore.

I think it's funny to read this thread but I have no idea what you're talking about for the most part.

by Anonymousreply 220August 13, 2023 6:01 PM

r220 You think yaw better than me? Huh?

Well, I never FLY commercial anymore.

Fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 221August 13, 2023 6:31 PM

r200 r214 They are of the “local (Brookly, Staten Island, NJ) blue collar business owner / millionaire” breed. May include swimming pool installers, septic tank servicers, and yes, tile and decking installers.

It’s all fun and games until their adult daughters push a beloved octogenarian vocal coach in front of busy traffic.

by Anonymousreply 222August 13, 2023 6:37 PM

Well, it's mid-August, r222, and no one in the NY tri-state area is spending money building or enhancing swimming pools. Please tell them to save their money until next spring.

by Anonymousreply 223August 13, 2023 6:52 PM

Vivica A. Fox for her Car Shield commercials in her skin tight dresses.

Bitch is getting a little too damn old to be dressing like a hoochie mama.

by Anonymousreply 224August 13, 2023 7:27 PM

OP I have been told I have fairly strong psychic abilitities. I first became aware of my—dare I say “power?—when I was 4 or 5 and Mrs. Matucci’s beloved pussy, “Chowder,” went missing.

I loved that pussy so and I cried and I cried and then sobbed hot tears until I fell asleep on the living room sofa. I had fitful dreams about little Chowder. He was meowing pitifully as if asking me (!) for help and I also heard music like the kind we used to hear driving down Rosebush Boulevard on our way to Baskin-Robbins.

When I woke up I tried to tell my mother about my dreams but she was preoccupied. Mr. Lemieux the postman had just left the house and mother was running after him with a clutch of letters she needed to give him.

I too followed and as I attempted to stutter out the details of my dream, mother shushed me and exchanged pleasantries with Mr. Lemieux.

He was nodding and jovial with my mother but he soon turned his attention to me. “Did you say music, boy? What type of music?”

“Like when we get ice cream,” I said, suddenly shy.

My mother interjected, “Oh he means the organ from Our Lady of Angels. We hear it when we go into town. It must be a very large organ.”

“Largest organ in the county,” he said. Then he turned back to me. “And this missing pussy? You say it spoke to you in your dreams?”

Well, Mr. Lemieux was part Creole and several events occurred right after this encounter, culminating in Chowder being rescued that very evening from the OLOA basement.

Word of my abilities soon spread through town and I helped many people with many things including locating lost items and suggesting loved ones were trying to reach them.

Ironically, 10 years after Chowder went missing and was found, Mrs. Matucci’s daughter also went missing and she too was found—albeit raped and murdered—in the Our Lady of Angels basement.

I just wanted to let you know, OP, that it is hard to keep secrets. You wrote “I’m not putting a date on this thread,” yet I can tell it was posted in May of this year (2023) and somebody with stronger abilities than I can likely identify the date.

by Anonymousreply 225August 13, 2023 7:27 PM

The Jim Gaffigan commercials for Walmart / Straight Talk Wireless. I like him but I'm sorry to see him doing commercials and the commercials are being shown too often. Funny the first time, not funny the second time.

by Anonymousreply 226August 14, 2023 1:49 AM

Gaffigan isn't going to get an Everybody Loves Jim. His career is long in the tooth and is following the Louie Anderson path of do anything and everything you get paid to do. Aren't his kids like 30?

by Anonymousreply 227August 14, 2023 2:27 AM

R227 I love the guy but, yeah, he's getting stale. His kids are late teens, early 20s. It's just sad to see him doing commercials.

by Anonymousreply 228August 14, 2023 2:32 AM

The Amazon commercial with the grinning Asian guy. Is his face supposed to mirror the Amazon logo? I can't figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 229August 14, 2023 2:39 AM

The woman with asthma who sounds like she's about to croak.

by Anonymousreply 230August 14, 2023 2:39 AM

"I've always been prone to hair thinning...." spoken by people with full thick heads of hair.

by Anonymousreply 231August 14, 2023 2:54 AM

I developed Quira for my multiple UTIs from my partner Spencer.

Hey Spencer,stop fucking her up the ass, and then shoving your dirty cock in her front hole.

by Anonymousreply 232August 18, 2023 5:43 AM

The stupid Pillsbury commercials where the old maries couple looking for recipes and make some fetid.chicken ranch garbage and the husband exclaims it's been awhile since he's joined the clean plate club with the inference being that his wifes cooking is shit.

by Anonymousreply 233August 18, 2023 2:04 PM

Nature Made vitamins with the mom who has a shit eating grin on her face.

by Anonymousreply 234August 18, 2023 6:33 PM

All Free Clear detergent, with "Dr. Z." Two goofy women cream over meeting Dr. Z at the grocery store. One says she binged all of Dr. Z's videos.

First woman: "My daughter has sensitive skin." Second woman: "Same."

Annoying commercial, especially when the 2nd woman says, "Same."

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by Anonymousreply 235August 18, 2023 6:42 PM

Let’s just say I hate all commercials using BRAND POWER

by Anonymousreply 236August 18, 2023 11:00 PM

Every last commercial on PlutoTV. You’ll get repeats of 3-4 ads every 15 fucking minutes.

by Anonymousreply 237August 18, 2023 11:38 PM

Amen r237

If I see that fucking ugly British girl’s expression filled face one more time for that backwards ass flip phone I’m gonna lay a gold brick!

by Anonymousreply 238August 19, 2023 12:36 AM

It breaks my heart a little to hear Rodgers & Hammerstein's OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING turned into a fucking T Mobile commercial!!

To me, R&H are sacred!!

by Anonymousreply 239August 19, 2023 12:48 AM

R235 I like how almost non reactive Dr z is to their gushing on about their love for her videos. Also did she just spend her days standing in front of laundry detergent while wearing scrubs.

by Anonymousreply 240August 19, 2023 9:31 AM

The Carvana commercial with Dax and Kristen. Her yelling makes me wanna scratch my asshole out.

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by Anonymousreply 241August 19, 2023 11:36 AM

That nasal spray "it's the most wonderful time of the year" spot, because you can hear the Christmas-y lyrics underneath the VO.

by Anonymousreply 242August 19, 2023 5:19 PM

The Subway sandwich commercials with professional athletes who say they "prOfer" Subway. I want to slap them all silly!

by Anonymousreply 243August 20, 2023 1:57 AM

I watch a lot of Court TV, and they run these same commercials REPEATEDLY ALL DAY LONG:

1. The Shriners Hospital kids singing "If you're happy and you know it..." 2. Edie Falco and the abused dogs chained up in the scorching heat 3. Leaf Filter gutter guards

ALL DAMN DAY!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 244August 20, 2023 2:42 AM

The African American couple in the beauty rest sleep number ads seriously need to consider divorce. The ‘competitive’ shrew of a wife has reduced her emasculated husband to complete silence by the latest commercial. Just thinking about her makes my head hurt.

by Anonymousreply 245August 20, 2023 3:39 AM

r245. Yeah, her husband needs to knock her out with one fist in the mouth -- BAM!

by Anonymousreply 246August 20, 2023 4:32 PM

Doesn't anybody else love-hate the dancing guy in the Xfinity pointsbet commercial?

by Anonymousreply 247August 20, 2023 6:36 PM

What's with that freaky psycho OVH spokes letters? He can see but has no eyes? He can talk but has no mouth? And he threatens people who like the product? Orchard Valley Harvest needs to kill the freaky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 248August 25, 2023 10:47 PM

This Samsung commercial is pretty much hated by everyone. Fivehead is cringe.

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by Anonymousreply 250August 25, 2023 11:29 PM

The fucked up skin commercials are super annoying. Dupixent is the main offender.

by Anonymousreply 251August 25, 2023 11:32 PM

This bitch torturing her gayling son!

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by Anonymousreply 252August 25, 2023 11:34 PM

I had to bump this back up because of that damn T-Mobile Samsung flip phone commercial. The acting choice and open mouth facial expression that funny looking woman makes as she looks at someone using the flip phone is truly one of the goofiest and annoying things I’ve ever seen. GURL!

by Anonymousreply 253September 1, 2023 4:28 AM

Whatever phone service that is putting Ben Barnes and Patrick Mahomes together on my TV screen. Ben ain't got no business being on the football field and Patrick is a big dumb athlete -- those two are seem so opposite in demeanor and their interaction is forced and cringe inducing.

by Anonymousreply 254September 2, 2023 6:21 PM

Kit Kat is running Halloween spots already. Christmas shit should start next week.

by Anonymousreply 255September 6, 2023 4:15 PM

Why is this brat screaming NOW when there are clearly a bunch of trees already down?

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by Anonymousreply 256September 6, 2023 4:23 PM

This one really pisses me off it's the Procter & Gamble commercial for Cascade dishwasher packs saying run your dishwasher every night even if it's only a quarter full! It only uses 4 gallons of water!!!! WTF??????

They are not accounting for the energy needed to heat the water either gas or electricity and the electricity the dishwasher will use to complete the cycle.

I run my dishwasher once a week on the normal cycle which uses 4 gallons. I use the rinse and hold cycle every other day and make sure that my dishes are well scraped before placing them in the dishwasher.

Rinse and Hold uses one gallon of water. So so that adds up to 7 gallons of hot water used total weekly including the full cycle! In comparison if I ran it every damn day that would be 28 gallons of water and much more electricity/natural gas usage!

I'm really surprised that the environmentalists and the global warming activists have not come out against this commercial?

People are stupid if they do this!

I shall get off my soapbox now and return to watching adult content.

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by Anonymousreply 257September 6, 2023 4:58 PM

I still want to slap the shit out of the little spoiled brat who says, "This is me, starving" and then thinks she's cute doing that ridiculous dance at the end.

by Anonymousreply 258September 8, 2023 8:55 PM

The many versions of some medicine that they use the same Micheal Buble wanna be version of "Feeling Good". Stop already.

by Anonymousreply 259September 11, 2023 12:17 AM

The "Golden Corral" one that ends with the kid razzing his Grandfather with, "Yeah, right, Grandpa. You're from MY-YAM-MI."

¡Chiquito sounds more fresh off the boat than su abuelo!

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by Anonymousreply 260September 11, 2023 6:04 PM

That's those wacky Cubanitos...


by Anonymousreply 261September 11, 2023 9:16 PM

I'd like to smack his little smart ass mouth. Do not question your grandfather!

by Anonymousreply 262September 11, 2023 9:28 PM

Fear based medication commercials. Lume.

by Anonymousreply 263September 12, 2023 3:15 AM

Now that football season is here, the betting ads are out in full force! That annoying Kevin Hart does one, and I even saw one over the weekend with back from the dead Jamie Foxx! And he was driving a CAR!! Go ahead and BET, suckers!!

by Anonymousreply 264September 12, 2023 7:06 PM

Anything hawked by Kevin Hart is something I will never buy.

by Anonymousreply 265September 13, 2023 12:42 AM

The one where Josh Allen pops out of the bushes. I don't even know what it's for--a phone? NFL? a cable channel?

But Josh is cute to look at, so it's forgiveable.

by Anonymousreply 266September 13, 2023 1:01 AM

[quote] That's those wacky Cubanitos...

[quote] CHEE KEN

Sometimes, they speak in English when they go to Golden Corral. And sometimes, they speak in Spanish.

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by Anonymousreply 267September 13, 2023 9:05 AM

Josh Allen has very skinny biceps.

Off looking for a fball player.

by Anonymousreply 268September 13, 2023 10:24 AM

I hate the one with the dorky Aaron Rogers lookalike meeting some gal at the movies for a blind date. I think it's for some drug. They show the movie patrons in freeze frame, then dorky Aaron and the girl hug while some old lady gives him the thumbs up. They part ways and she doesn't go home with dorky Aaron. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 269September 15, 2023 4:43 PM
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by Anonymousreply 270September 15, 2023 4:49 PM

Any one with sports fans ridiculously screaming and jumping up and down because some one scored. I have no desire to go out and over turn a car when Meryl Streep wins an Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 271September 15, 2023 4:50 PM

"What tick bit him?" is hilarious. Likewise the dog pronouncing "vase".

by Anonymousreply 272September 17, 2023 5:18 PM

[quote]I'm not putting a date on this thread .

But that spacing in the punctuation tells us all we need to know, as if your announcing a negative required further self-revelation.

by Anonymousreply 273September 17, 2023 5:21 PM

Steph Curry and Sue Bird for Carmax with the "er er er" bullshit. So stupid.

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by Anonymousreply 274September 17, 2023 6:41 PM

The eyeglass commercial where two bitches yell at each other across a canyon. It’s annoying af.

by Anonymousreply 275September 17, 2023 9:38 PM

The giggling lesbians lindt chocolate commercial.

by Anonymousreply 276September 17, 2023 10:24 PM

R271. Amen, sister!

by Anonymousreply 277September 17, 2023 10:32 PM

“Oh, what a good time we will haaaaave!” arthritis cream commercial.

I guess I could take it in small doses, but it is run relentlessly afternoons on MSNBC, and the whiny moan gets on my nerves.

by Anonymousreply 278September 17, 2023 11:40 PM

Logo showing the My Pillow guy EVERY comercial break over night all night during marathons. I'm not exaggerating, it's EVERY break.

by Anonymousreply 279September 18, 2023 12:16 PM

Those disgusting commercials with people rubbing gooey purple shit all over their teeth. It whitens them for about 10 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 280September 18, 2023 4:28 PM

R63, R64, thank you. I fucking HATE those goddamn cartoon bears. Especially the way they try to make the father bear sound like Homer Simpson "woo hoo." Fuck off, imitators. Homer Simpson would never stoop to this level. In comparison with assy red bear, Homer is a gentleman and a scholar.

by Anonymousreply 281September 18, 2023 4:45 PM

I don’t like any commercials that talks about keeping your ass clean, animated or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 282September 18, 2023 5:25 PM

Bounty: where a couple of morons scream NOOOOOOOOOOOO when they spill something...as if they were damaging the Lost Dead Sea Scrolls

by Anonymousreply 283September 18, 2023 6:36 PM

The Tovala oven and food one where they left in a blooper of a guy opening the oven pulling out a tray. Of course the oven isn't actually cooking anything and the light is on so the guy just reaches in and pulls and they they quickly cut to him putting on oven mits because of course in reality it would be steaming hot.

by Anonymousreply 284September 20, 2023 9:22 AM

The new T Mobile with Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes. They sold their podcast for $80 million, I guess they need commercial money too.

by Anonymousreply 285September 24, 2023 6:56 AM

Downy free is gentler

by Anonymousreply 286September 24, 2023 7:57 PM

Goood Lord!!! That commercial from Buffalo Wild Wings where the BUFFALO is at the table and it keeps singing “NEW BOURBON BAR B QUE WINGS!” It is annoying and bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 287September 25, 2023 1:43 AM

The actor in the car commercial listening to the Mansquatch story is fucking terrible. Do agencies only hire relatives now?

by Anonymousreply 288September 26, 2023 4:25 PM

Downy is gentler to your pussified skin

by Anonymousreply 289September 26, 2023 5:58 PM

Sorry, I meant Bearsquatch.

by Anonymousreply 290September 27, 2023 9:02 PM

They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry. Why do they keep bringing her back???

by Anonymousreply 291September 28, 2023 3:07 PM

[quote] They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry.

In the latest commercial, it seems that she's trying to avoid the vocal fry and upspeak (although with only limited success). I think they've tried to coach her to speak more normally, but there's only so much they can do. I'll bet they did hundreds of takes for the commercial.

by Anonymousreply 292September 28, 2023 8:09 PM

[quote]They have an updated version of that Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial with that annoying bitch Christina with her bad extensions and vocal fry. Why do they keep bringing her back???

"She must be 'Somebody's Baby," R191

by Anonymousreply 293September 28, 2023 8:35 PM

^oops! Meant r291

by Anonymousreply 294September 28, 2023 8:36 PM

I hear The Boss will be shooting a spot for Tums.

by Anonymousreply 295September 29, 2023 1:06 AM

CHRISTINAAAAA WITH VOCAL FRYEEEEEE.She annoys me so much I'd rather die of toxic mold poisoning in my old bathtub than hire Jacuzzi for a remodel.

by Anonymousreply 296September 29, 2023 5:39 AM

Why did Jacuzzi ever choose Christina as the spokeswoman for the bath remodel commercials? Were the "Property Brothers" too busy shooting commercials for ADT home security? Was Christina #100 on their list, after their top 99 choices all said no? I'd think Christina would appeal mainly to horny straight guys who drink beer, watch football, and love blond bimbos -- the kind of guys who don't give a shit whether their shower is "Urban" or "Canyon." I'd think the bath remodel market would be mostly old people who are afraid of falling in their bathtub or suburban fraus who want their bathroom to look "fancy."

by Anonymousreply 297September 29, 2023 7:10 AM

I never listen to the commercial because I am so fixated on her thighs that don't touch. Those spaghetti legs make me wonder what straight guy would want to fuck that?

by Anonymousreply 298September 29, 2023 9:49 AM

The homo glow commercials where the fat lazy she beast prattling on about how they did her moldy dishes for only $19.

by Anonymousreply 299September 30, 2023 4:49 AM

OMG Those crappy Liberty Mutual commercials came back with the LibityBibity actor and he is fucking HOT. More!

by Anonymousreply 300October 2, 2023 10:30 AM

Thanks, R300; I thought I recognized him, just couldn't remember from where.

by Anonymousreply 301October 2, 2023 5:48 PM

I saw the first Christmas commercial of the season with Glade - how long before we see the Hersey Kisses Bells?

by Anonymousreply 302October 2, 2023 6:01 PM

The Glade commercial makes me wanna puke.

by Anonymousreply 303October 2, 2023 8:42 PM

Some booze commercial where the whole drunk bar is singing "Sweet Caroline".

by Anonymousreply 304October 2, 2023 10:05 PM

Sorry if it has been mentioned but the commercial for a storage/moving products called Pods where this moony-faced Asian women shrieks "We got the House!" while doing this dopey "dance" with her arms! It gives me fucking HIVES!

by Anonymousreply 305October 2, 2023 10:10 PM

A bit OT, but going back to the Jacuzzi walk in showers with a seat--wouldn't they spray water all over the floor, defeating the purpose of safety for old people slipping and falling? They don't have a door or curtain, but maybe they don't show it because it would make Xtina's Canyon design look bad.

On the upside, those Jacuzzi commercials have some nice male eyecandy as the installers.

by Anonymousreply 306October 2, 2023 10:14 PM

That Gain commercial with the woman smelling the Gain like she’s getting an orgasm and that creepy pervy grocery clerk creeps me out.

by Anonymousreply 307October 3, 2023 12:57 AM

Andrew the home guy is one of the most repulsive of men.

by Anonymousreply 308October 6, 2023 12:37 AM

Stephanie Ruhle's public service spot on MSNBC in which she honors Cory her garbage collector as an essential worker with a great attitude. Stephanie, he probably thinks you and your investment banker husband suck. Can the compliments and give him more money.

by Anonymousreply 309October 6, 2023 4:46 PM

The Colonial Penn commercial with Mary Lou Retton. She gestures like she took a page right out of the vivica a fox School of acting and I don't understand why she keeps being shown at weird angles like from above and below where she's looking up or down into the camera it's just weird especially considering the trapezoid jawline that she has. Although I do appreciate not having to see ugly ass Jonathan.

by Anonymousreply 310October 6, 2023 10:20 PM

Those two old stupid black lesbians calling the Medicare lady who looks like she's standing in the post office for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 311October 10, 2023 3:20 AM

^ Aren't those commercials a scam to get old farts to enroll in Medicare Advantage plans (ie, private insurance)? I wonder how "Medicare" is able to afford all of those ad buys....

by Anonymousreply 312October 10, 2023 4:32 AM

I don't hate these commercials but I'm amused that judge milian didn't take the cancellation of the People's Court lying down and instead started her own new show called Justice for the people which judging by the sets looks like she's filming in her garage.

by Anonymousreply 313October 11, 2023 12:25 AM

I hate the methusothelioma commercials where they're all like we don't sue the government as if that's like some patriotic thing when in fact it's probably because the government's either immune or not responsible ultimately as far as the last concerned because there is no way these lawyers would not be all over whatever money no matter what and in fact probably siphon a bunch from like foundations or funds that are set up for these sorts of things.

by Anonymousreply 314October 11, 2023 2:10 AM

Oh Yeah R304!

by Anonymousreply 315October 11, 2023 6:50 AM

The Domino's Pinpoint ads. They show delivery people flying through the air but they land right in front of a delivery vehicle!

by Anonymousreply 316October 12, 2023 9:10 PM

I'm liking the Liberty mutual commercial where they are going to drop the piano on Doug . I just want them to follow through with the kid in his arms !

by Anonymousreply 317October 12, 2023 9:54 PM

Tom Selleck for Reverse Mortage. Doesn't he have enough money? Creep.

by Anonymousreply 318October 12, 2023 10:24 PM

R317 The Liberty Bibety guy is so fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 319October 12, 2023 10:29 PM

I like how Tom Selleck boldly lies about how a reverse mortgage isn't where the bank gets your house when you die. That's exactly how they do it.

by Anonymousreply 320October 12, 2023 10:35 PM

Those Govx commercials with that mincing queen that sounds like Dr. Ronny Jackson (aka The Candyman). He has a very punchable face.

And who is buying all of this survival gear? White trash MAGAs that think they're going to overthrow the government and kill all the liberals. (That is, if they can dismount from their mobility scooters).

by Anonymousreply 321October 13, 2023 9:52 PM

Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman for some phone company

by Anonymousreply 322October 13, 2023 11:15 PM

The Stater Bros commercial where the little girl with braids scampers in to tell dad ( karate chop!} that she won her Karate class (karate chop!} - THAT means that we get to have ICE CREaM for DINNER!!! So they get a bunch of crummy Stater Brothers Ice Cream and whipped cream and Dance around the kitchen eat ice cream, laugh and do karate chops.

by Anonymousreply 323October 14, 2023 2:47 AM

My partner and I always laugh at the Visiting Angels commercial where at the end several people surround this old black lady who clearly has no idea who these people are but r even where she is.

Our guess is that two seconds after they said “that’s a wrap” she wandered into the duck pond and drowned.

by Anonymousreply 324October 14, 2023 3:15 AM

Ok - WHAT is GOLO? Yes - I have googled it - it is a diet - but I still don’t get it. And it is on every commercial break.

by Anonymousreply 325October 14, 2023 3:48 PM

[quote] WHAT is GOLO?

I always get it confused with GOLI, which is also heavily advertised on TV.

by Anonymousreply 326October 14, 2023 4:06 PM

GOLO- dubious Release product that supposedly helps regulate insulin uptake. Unadvertised meal program.

GOLI gummy vitamins

by Anonymousreply 327October 14, 2023 4:16 PM

The one with Katie Perry and the one with Penelope Cruz

by Anonymousreply 328October 14, 2023 4:19 PM

I'm 60 and take medications, what's my price?

by Anonymousreply 329October 14, 2023 4:25 PM

Apparently, the makers of Prevagen and the makers of Balance of Nature have teamed up to round up all the elderly people in America who still have their presence of mind and force them to do testimonials.

by Anonymousreply 330October 14, 2023 4:39 PM

PODS. 'We got the house!'

I want to smack her until she's dead. Then drive her POD off a cliff with her inside it.

by Anonymousreply 331October 14, 2023 5:11 PM

1 800 Got Junk - the dumb people “squeeing” and dancing when the junk movers empty an area.

by Anonymousreply 332October 14, 2023 5:13 PM

I apologize in advance - BUT - I am an avid watcher of Court TV and it is CHOCK FULL of ads for both Shriners Hospital and St Jude's. The Shriners ads feature that little kid with the bow tie and Alex with his "adowable" blanket, while the St Jude's ads feature one tragic profile after another. I realize these are both worthy institutions, but they must spend a small fortune on these ads - all day, every day! And who wants an ugly gray T shirt that proclaims "This T Shirt Saves Lives!" after seeing another bio of a little kid who didn't make it?

Coming in at #3 are the starving and abused animals. Auugghh - !!

The incessant Leaf Filter ads are actually a relief.

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by Anonymousreply 334October 14, 2023 6:08 PM

Anyone mention the State Farm one where the girl literally steals Jake's food off his plate? Did the advertising agency think people would laugh and think it's cute?

by Anonymousreply 335October 16, 2023 6:53 PM

R332 everyone in those commercials is so weird looking too especially the two got junk drivers especially the mentally slow looking Apple cheeked One. . They look like they're from straight out of a cults like that episode of Seinfeld where the cleaning people are all part of a cult and he's upset that they didn't ask him to join.

by Anonymousreply 336October 17, 2023 12:28 AM

Chik Fil A with people talking about how nice the drive thru person was and then crying.

Car commercial with Random Acts Of Helpfulness

by Anonymousreply 337October 19, 2023 2:00 AM

The Chik Fil A ad with the pimento cheese glob on it. Yuck!!

by Anonymousreply 338October 24, 2023 2:10 PM

Medicare Martha!!!!! Good gravy she is awful!! “I’m not going to call!!!!!!”

by Anonymousreply 339October 24, 2023 2:14 PM

That Chik-Fil-A thing looks like someone puked on a sandwich before serving it.

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by Anonymousreply 341October 24, 2023 7:50 PM

The new Wayfair commercial where the frau whips off the blanket on her bed, everything is purple.

by Anonymousreply 342October 24, 2023 9:58 PM

I hate every Liberty commercial.

But the Liberty Bibity guy is so handsome-daddy fuckable.

He gives off a Bill Henson vibe.

Shutty uppity and just fuck me.


by Anonymousreply 343October 25, 2023 10:53 PM

PUP ON THE RUN Nissan spot. The guy is cute, but the commercial is non-stop and ludicrous.

by Anonymousreply 344October 26, 2023 1:28 AM

The ones where they pretend an actress is a Dr but then? Have really annoying? Upspeak?

by Anonymousreply 345October 26, 2023 1:30 AM

I've been in some hideously crappy commercials over the years, but none has ever been mentioned here, including some incredibly cheap, local non-union commercials.

I can't take the rejection!

by Anonymousreply 346October 26, 2023 1:45 AM

This water-based cream. I’m telling you…

by Anonymousreply 347October 26, 2023 4:48 PM

The fucking rybelsus commercial.

by Anonymousreply 348October 27, 2023 1:51 AM

[quote] The fucking rybelsus commercial.

Down with the Rybelsus commercial!

by Anonymousreply 349October 27, 2023 2:40 AM

I want to give Medicare Martha a vicious face slapping

by Anonymousreply 350October 27, 2023 5:47 PM

Couldn't they find a dentist with a less annoying voice?

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by Anonymousreply 351October 30, 2023 4:45 PM

I was just watching a Biktarvy ad for HIV and it struck me they never show any white females taking this medication. Every woman is a POC and every male appears to be gay. At least they show about a 50/50 split on the race of the gay men in the ad.

Do white chicks not get AIDS? Why are they keeping them out of these ads?

by Anonymousreply 352October 31, 2023 8:30 PM

There’s an older white woman who talks about taking Biktarvy on one of them.

by Anonymousreply 353October 31, 2023 8:33 PM

The toenail fungus commercial with the dad and his jenky toes. We don't need to see that.

by Anonymousreply 354October 31, 2023 8:37 PM

I'm glad it's only his toes. Dad could have hemorrhoids.

by Anonymousreply 355November 1, 2023 12:20 AM

I hate all the Medicare commercials where they repeat everything at least 4 or 5 times because they think all old people are stupid. Now, there's a Medicare Advantage commercial about plans tied to your zip code that repeats the phrase "Medicare tip: Check your zip" about 10 times.

by Anonymousreply 356November 1, 2023 1:00 AM

R352: It's the same subliminal messaging that kept Black actors disproportionately cast in erectile disfunction commercials. Racists and incels are assured that Black men aren't the studs they're rumored to be.

The HIV medication spots give comfort that desirable White women (and, by extension, the straight White men who covet them) remain unaffected by HIV.

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by Anonymousreply 358November 1, 2023 10:24 PM

My mom is 87 and slips in and out of dementia. Those damn Medicare commercials - ALL DAY - she wants a pencil or the phone - she is sure I don’t have her signed up for the best Medicare. But did she ever ONCE grab a pencil for our pal Jonathan at Colonial Penn ? Nooooo.

by Anonymousreply 359November 4, 2023 3:49 AM

Another vote for Medicare Martha. I fucking hate that old bitch. Can Joe Namath take her on a date, pop a few Viagras, and fuck her senseless? Maybe if she gets laid, she'll shut up.

by Anonymousreply 360November 5, 2023 4:51 PM

R343 Tanner Novlan is his name. The pride of Saskatchewan!

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by Anonymousreply 361November 5, 2023 5:07 PM

So Dr. Underboobs has a new Lume scent for men, Mando. What is the point of having her do her schtick? No man will buy that product from this frau. Now if she'd put a hunky guy sweaty from a workout on there talking about his manscent, I might consider it.

by Anonymousreply 362November 7, 2023 9:28 PM

The one where Ice T and Vivica A. Fox terrorize some dude for not having cheap car insurance -

by Anonymousreply 363November 7, 2023 10:10 PM

[quote]It's the same subliminal messaging that kept Black actors disproportionately cast in erectile disfunction commercials. Racists and incels are assured that Black men aren't the studs they're rumored to be.

[quote]The HIV medication spots give comfort that desirable White women (and, by extension, the straight White men who covet them) remain unaffected by HIV.

Maybe it's because a higher percentage of blacks get HIV infections:

[quote]By race/ethnicity, in 2021 Black/African Americane individuals accounted for 40% (13,000) of the estimated 32,100 new HIV infections

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by Anonymousreply 364November 7, 2023 11:41 PM

Vivica A. Fox is a mean bitch, according to some of the celebrity encounters threads here from years past R363. She is almost as mean as Faye Dunaway.

by Anonymousreply 365November 7, 2023 11:44 PM

Lume! Why doesn’t this lady just take a shower? Gross!

And put on some make up for gods sake! You’re in a national commercial!

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by Anonymousreply 366November 7, 2023 11:58 PM

Lume is Febreeze for fermenting cooches

by Anonymousreply 367November 8, 2023 12:26 AM

Someone needs to stick that shrill hag that goes on and on about the Feldman's Medicare coverage like the fat sow that she is.

by Anonymousreply 368November 8, 2023 12:29 AM

Not a commercial I hate but one I love is that JP Morgan commercial with the very hot young Mideastern guy with curly black hair and scruff. What a smile! Has he been discussed here? Does anyone know the actor's name?

by Anonymousreply 369November 8, 2023 12:37 AM

Was she on Matchgame?

by Anonymousreply 370November 8, 2023 12:40 AM

Chewy, known for its brilliantly funny commercials, seems to have dropped the ball if what they're previewing are their actual holiday commercials.

Has Chewy hired a new advertising agency?

by Anonymousreply 371November 8, 2023 10:39 PM

You may yave a tail in a thousand years.

Bla bka bla

Vahze. Vahze

Love that dog.

by Anonymousreply 372November 8, 2023 11:13 PM

IT'S THE STARTER PACK! Even uglier Lume bitch than Doctor Underboobs.

by Anonymousreply 373November 8, 2023 11:15 PM

The Lume ladies look...greasy.

by Anonymousreply 374November 8, 2023 11:20 PM

I’m starting a rumor R374, that Lume is just a money laundering operation for a meth ring run by swarthy, greasy women.

by Anonymousreply 375November 9, 2023 12:52 AM

Speaking of money laundering operations, For Imprint has to be one. Why are they advertising so much directly to regular viewers?? 99.9% of us are NOT making stupid marketing decisions like coffee mugs and backpacks with company logos. Shit company. Shit products that nobody…seriously nobody wants.

by Anonymousreply 376November 9, 2023 1:21 AM

I muuuuch prefer the original Liberty daddy with the stache and aviators over the LibidyBibidy model.

by Anonymousreply 377November 9, 2023 1:36 AM

Had anyone mentioned that Rebelsus commercial with the black chick ?

by Anonymousreply 378November 9, 2023 2:30 AM

r377, turn in your DL card!

Tanner Novlan, is dreamy. I want to be deep inside him.

by Anonymousreply 379November 9, 2023 2:58 AM

My Pillow should be My Pillar...and you can easily guess what the 9" to 11" product should be...

by Anonymousreply 380November 9, 2023 3:15 AM

Does Lume work on itchy cooters, y'all?

by Anonymousreply 381November 9, 2023 5:08 AM

Just saw this disgusting public service advert on daytime Channel 4 (UK). One of the grossest adverts I've ever seen.

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by Anonymousreply 382November 9, 2023 1:17 PM

Climate skid marks?




They shit oil profits?

by Anonymousreply 383November 9, 2023 1:58 PM

So - The Lume Lady, the Jardience Lady and Medicare Martha walk into a bar …….

by Anonymousreply 384November 9, 2023 8:08 PM

...and the bartender says "this is a bar, not the Fulton Street Fish Market"

by Anonymousreply 385November 9, 2023 8:39 PM

Horrific Farmer's Dog commercial. I nearly gagged.

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by Anonymousreply 386November 10, 2023 3:49 AM

Farmer's dog = High Quality Poops!

by Anonymousreply 387November 10, 2023 4:46 AM

Ever listen to people eat?

by Anonymousreply 388November 10, 2023 3:34 PM

This irritating lady going around telling everyone THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT.

That hag and her voice are annoying as hell. And I can't even tell you what the commercial is for!!!

by Anonymousreply 389November 10, 2023 3:47 PM

State Farm, because they are so ubiquitous.

by Anonymousreply 390November 10, 2023 5:01 PM

[quote] This irritating lady going around telling everyone THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT. That hag and her voice are annoying as hell. And I can't even tell you what the commercial is for!!!

Shadddup shaddddup, I love Dot-Marie Jones.

by Anonymousreply 391November 10, 2023 5:06 PM

R391 I love her, too! Well played, my friend.

by Anonymousreply 392November 11, 2023 3:29 AM

I just saw this one touting New Mexico…native cowboy Hispanic type old man shown cooking his great dishes naming off unusual ingredients used in NM cooking like chocolate…and he’s pouring in a bag of white chocolate Toll House morsels. No. There is no such thing as “white chocolate”. It is a manufactured ingredient by candy corporations. In a most natural state it would be cocoa butter, or the actual unflavored fat from true chocolate; pumped with sugar and flavoring and coloring it becomes “white chocolate”. Hardened flavored and sweetened Crisco shortening.

by Anonymousreply 393November 11, 2023 5:32 AM

OP, this is a great thread. I especially enjoy the posts where a commercial is hated by one DLer and liked by another.

by Anonymousreply 394November 11, 2023 5:45 AM

^ I think we're all in agreement that Lume commercials with the dirty hos are despised by all.

by Anonymousreply 395November 11, 2023 5:46 AM

R395 I want to disagree just to disagree...but I can't.

by Anonymousreply 396November 11, 2023 6:08 AM

Death to Plexaderm commercials.

by Anonymousreply 397November 11, 2023 1:42 PM

R386 that is disgusting! Mute mute mute!

by Anonymousreply 398November 11, 2023 2:00 PM

The McCormick holiday commercial is stomping on my last nerve

by Anonymousreply 399November 11, 2023 3:11 PM

^it looks more like a sloppy boozy food fight

by Anonymousreply 400November 11, 2023 3:18 PM

[quote]In a most natural state it would be cocoa butter, or the actual unflavored fat from true chocolate; pumped with sugar and flavoring and coloring it becomes “white chocolate”.

r393, please, stop the hate for White Chocolate. You have described it perfectly, but your demands on nomenclature make you look ridiculous. It is what it is; some people like it, some people do not. You have stated your boundaries. It will not go away. Will you?

by Anonymousreply 401November 11, 2023 6:49 PM

Waiting for the Christmas Jardiance Rockettes Spectacular.

A tribute to a One Singular Sensation!

The little pill with a big, step, kick, to tell.

by Anonymousreply 402November 11, 2023 6:53 PM

What's up with all these home air freshener things to make your home "smell like a five star hotel?!!" First Scott Disick, then the soon to be divorced Kyle Richards and "Mauricio" - she's already done a version without him hahahaha-

by Anonymousreply 403November 12, 2023 11:27 PM

I thought it wasn't safe to breath in diffused oils.

by Anonymousreply 404November 15, 2023 8:53 AM

I'm perplexed by the consumer cellular commercial with the nice Indian lady assuring us that all of their call centers are US based.

by Anonymousreply 405November 16, 2023 12:59 AM

Idaho potato commercial where the old man takes out his dentures and puts them on a plate full of mashed potatoes. Possibly the worst commercial ever made.

by Anonymousreply 406November 16, 2023 1:09 AM

I just got YouTube TV and it's amazing that in watching for two or three hours, you see the same 10 or so commercials OVER AND OVER. Military recruiting. Regina King for Wells Fargo. Some celebrity named Zoe that I've never heard of for T-Mobile. MacBooks. Some Call-Of-Duty video game. "Wonka."

I guess I shouldn't complain. At least there are no Medicare Advantage, reverse mortgage, pharmaceutical, or ambulance-chaser commercials. So far, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 407November 16, 2023 4:14 AM

R405-Does she claim her name is Shirley?

by Anonymousreply 408November 16, 2023 2:11 PM

Jim Beam commercial where everyone sings Sweet Caroline at the bar.

by Anonymousreply 409November 17, 2023 1:39 AM

You will love me!

by Anonymousreply 410November 17, 2023 3:59 AM

I like that there is a nurse in the jardiance commercial never more that a foot or two away should the gyrating Flavia keep over.

by Anonymousreply 411November 17, 2023 4:16 AM

The Chase Business Credit Card commercial. Some woman holds up a slotted spatula and then a solid spatula. She says they are making "smarter" items (looks like the company uses 3D printers). There are reasons we have slotted and solid spatulas! They serve different purposes.

Also, why would you want a coffee maker that orders beans for you? What if you want to change flavors, strengths, or brands? Are you stuck with crap you don't want?

by Anonymousreply 412November 17, 2023 12:39 PM

That hatchet faced nonna in the McCormick spice commercial needs to take her fachia brute mug to another room of the house. People trying to prepare a happy holiday meal and this useless hag is hovering over the stove like a vulture. Kick her ass out!

by Anonymousreply 413November 18, 2023 5:09 AM

We are asking for a two year humanitarian pause from Kevin Hart commercials

by Anonymousreply 414November 18, 2023 12:28 PM

“I love that”! Said an ugly woman in a Peloton treadmill.

by Anonymousreply 415November 18, 2023 12:57 PM

The commercial where I thought they were singing dick and balls dick and balls but they're actually singing hey Santa clause.

by Anonymousreply 416November 18, 2023 1:53 PM

That's the odious Macy's ad where the adorable little black tyke "buys" fleece lined slippers for Santa to wear "for after work...." Nauseating!!

(and that's the Mills Brothers singing, fwiw...)

by Anonymousreply 417November 18, 2023 3:46 PM

C'mon, that kid is adorable

by Anonymousreply 418November 18, 2023 4:54 PM

Lots of kids are adorable - but what is not adorable is expecting us to believe that he gifted Santa with slippers for "after work"...

by Anonymousreply 419November 18, 2023 4:58 PM

R419-Are you serious? You think the general public "believe" what happens in commercials. I think the Macy's spot with the slippers is adorable. That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

by Anonymousreply 420November 18, 2023 10:41 PM

Adorable or adawabul?

by Anonymousreply 421November 18, 2023 11:11 PM

[quote]That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

He stole 'em.

by Anonymousreply 422November 19, 2023 1:29 AM

Every single prescription pharmaceutical commercial. I still can't get past how the FCC regulations were changed to allow drug companies to advertise to the public.

by Anonymousreply 423November 19, 2023 1:38 AM

^^but not tobacco.

by Anonymousreply 424November 19, 2023 1:45 AM

R423 There is obvious significant corruption in both the FDA and FCC.

by Anonymousreply 425November 19, 2023 1:55 AM

Peleton noise. Each commercial louder and even more annoying than the one before.

by Anonymousreply 426November 19, 2023 1:59 AM

Bridget with her bulging eye syndrome, wearing dark sunglasses and afraid to have her picture taken.

by Anonymousreply 427November 19, 2023 4:14 AM

^ But then, lo and behold she takes Big Pharmamagic and is OUTDOORS running around like a hyena

by Anonymousreply 428November 19, 2023 4:23 AM

Who is the old black man singing to an operator on the other end of the phone in that big booming voice? I always miss the commercial until I hear the singing and by that time the commercial is almost over.

by Anonymousreply 429November 24, 2023 2:49 PM

"From sea to shining SEA,,,,,EE....EE!

Put a sock in it, Gramps!

by Anonymousreply 430November 24, 2023 4:38 PM

[quote]You think the general public "believe" what happens in commercials. I think the Macy's spot with the slippers is adorable. That doesn't mean I believe the kid slipped Santa some slippers.

Yeah, cause it appears he's cutting the line and in real life, the line would all be recording and screaming at the father while the kids would be kicking the kid while down.

And nice jab at the boys who actually want a Barbie for Christmas as the kid shields his eyes as he walks by.

by Anonymousreply 431November 24, 2023 4:44 PM

R430 Yes! That’s it!!!! From sea to shining SEA - Eeee A- EE!

by Anonymousreply 432November 25, 2023 7:42 PM

The Capital One for Once Upon a Farm, with Jennifer Garner dressed like my 9th grade math teacher. She’s turning into quite the handsome woman, isn’t she?

by Anonymousreply 433November 26, 2023 9:40 PM

[quote]Yeah, cause it appears he's cutting the line...

No, R431, on careful review you will see that the mother has been holding her son's place on line. Note, too, how she asks "Where is he?" throughout the commercial. Then, the lad arrives just in the nick of time as his mother has reached the front of the line.

Happens in real life all the time; the placeholder simply allows the next person behind her to go ahead of her as she continues to hold the space and remain next in line until the latecomer arrives.

by Anonymousreply 434November 26, 2023 10:42 PM

All Bombas commercials. They’re stupid

by Anonymousreply 435November 26, 2023 11:28 PM

Peleton's music -- 'put your hands up like a stick up' --while black people are on the machines. Yikes. Who is the market audience for that?

by Anonymousreply 436November 27, 2023 1:46 AM

That Peleton ad, R436, has a lot worse problems than its inane music.

by Anonymousreply 437November 27, 2023 2:24 AM

r435 - i read through the last half of this thread to come and say exactly that about the Bombas ads.

The annoying instrumental-only "jingle," the plastering of the same body parts making the same exact movement but with different underwear or socks ad nauseam. I will often have a certain channel/program on for hours as background noise and will be subjected to this commercial over 10-15 times over the course of 4 hours.

Needless to say, I will never buy a Bombas product.

by Anonymousreply 438November 27, 2023 3:07 AM

Is the McCormick “Nonna No Like” commercial on a psychotic break speed dial? It sometimes plays 3 times in a row -20 times an hour

by Anonymousreply 439November 27, 2023 2:19 PM

R437 do the lyrics say

Got yo sef a lard ass?

by Anonymousreply 440November 28, 2023 7:21 PM

I had this run through my Facebook feed and I really wanted to hate it then... I browsed...

I really like the Wine Red Linen Hood Causal Coat.

Oh, I would so love to throw a caftan tea on Greek couches...

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by Anonymousreply 441November 29, 2023 4:31 AM

I will never stop smearing the travesty that is white chocolate R41.

by Anonymousreply 442November 29, 2023 4:58 AM

I mean R401.

by Anonymousreply 443November 29, 2023 4:59 AM

R423, the balls, I know. "Talk to your doctor", "Ask your doctor", "Ask your doctor for XYZ by name!"

There's a newer one for a depression med that wraps up with the woman saying "I'm going to talk to my doctor AGAIN about [drug name]!"

Next it'll be "Don't you fucking quit pushing your doctor to prescribe this drug, or find someone who will!"

by Anonymousreply 444November 29, 2023 5:50 AM

I'm not getting the Hobby Lobby one at all. Mother goes to work kid sees a basket on the floor, sells video game, gets Xmas decorations and Mom comes home and looks pissed. HUH?

by Anonymousreply 445November 29, 2023 9:26 AM

I loved it last year and now it is back this year - California Scratchers “Wear yourself an Ugly Little Sweater.” For some reason it reminds me of parties from years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 447November 30, 2023 7:42 PM

Be careful about saying you hate any commercial or the SJWs will try to cancel you for being racist or sexist, because that's about all we have now - black people and women. Little boys have disappeared unless they're black, and little girls make up the vast majority of children in commercials.

by Anonymousreply 448November 30, 2023 7:45 PM

It’s back,

“If you’re watching this right now, I didn’t make it.”

American Heart Association good. Commercial bad. Very bad. And manipulative. And gross.

by Anonymousreply 449November 30, 2023 8:15 PM

I really hate the Etsy Christmas commercials with the Mission: Impossible music.

by Anonymousreply 450December 2, 2023 5:35 PM

Capital One Bank - John Travolta in a Santa suit bopping down the street ala Saturday Night Fever. Then Santa goes to a disco to dance. Oh, Travolta, it is not cute - it is cringe.

by Anonymousreply 451December 2, 2023 10:57 PM

The older Asian lady barefoot Ballerina for Nano knee is on heavy rotation.

by Anonymousreply 452December 3, 2023 2:27 AM

Watch all my "TV" on my computer. Have the netflix subscription that requires commercial breaks.

The Chanel ad with Marion Cotillard I think and some dude, dancing on the moon, floating in space and doing sort of modern dance moves with a horrible song. It goes on forever, is all in gold and sucks so bad. I hate it. They think they did something.

Likewise and I don't know what the product is because I always bail, but there's Timothy Chalomet's profile silhoutted in shadow and it's like a fucking horror movie knowing the pay off is he'll turn and look at the camera. It's got to be a fragrance or something but it's so so so horrible, even more so than Johnny Depp playing guitar with wolves.

Conversely a commercial I like - and I usually hate them all - if for the google shopping/price compare browser where the toaster oven breaks down and dad gets a new one using the search tool. It moves FAST, every shot is a plot point, the dad is easy to take and the kitchen is great looking. That one goes down easy.

by Anonymousreply 453December 3, 2023 6:26 PM

Oh, and Bombas. The vocal fry, pseudo "warm" slow voiceover asking you if you're comfortable. Really really comfortable. I only see this on youtube and I click out so fast.

Bombas commercials in general suck. Did they really and yes they did, scrub up a bunch of homeless people, make them talk to the camera about how grateful they were that bomba gave them some socks. I about puked.

by Anonymousreply 454December 3, 2023 6:28 PM

R445, the Mom comes home to see that her son bought and decorated a Christmas tree and did the laundry. She works long hours and was thankful that he thought to do the laundry instead of waiting for her to do it after a long day of work.

by Anonymousreply 455December 4, 2023 2:40 PM

I think the "Dad Cab" guy is VGL. He's in the HPV commercial.

by Anonymousreply 456December 4, 2023 3:04 PM

[quote]the Mom comes home to see that her son bought and decorated a Christmas tree and did the laundry. She works long hours and was thankful that he thought to do the laundry instead of waiting for her to do it after a long day of work.

She looked at the tree with a pissed off face.

by Anonymousreply 457December 4, 2023 4:20 PM

"We fixed this toilet!" "We fixed this toilet on VID...E...O!"

by Anonymousreply 458December 4, 2023 6:57 PM

I noticed that ALL of those Medicare Advantage Plans DELETED the

"Call this number to see if your Zip Code has plans that help pay for your Medicare Premium".

Also, what is the Medicare Premium for 2024?

by Anonymousreply 459December 5, 2023 12:53 AM

Standard monthly premiums are slated to rise by $9.80 per month to $174.70 in 2024, from $164.90 per month this year.

Nov 6, 2023

by Anonymousreply 460December 5, 2023 12:56 AM

I really hate the one with Shaquille O'Neal hawking printer ink cartridges. The dorky guy with the salt and pepper hair has a very punchable face.

by Anonymousreply 461December 8, 2023 10:38 PM

The BMW commercial where the two uber douchey brothers leave their psychotic father behind, yet somehow gramps manages to arrive at the ski lodge before the two BMW driving brothers.

Probably because of all the maintenance problems the douchey brothers had with their respective BMWs on the drive up to the ski lodge.

by Anonymousreply 462December 8, 2023 10:43 PM

Could they drop the piano on Doig already on the Liberty Mutual commercial already ?

by Anonymousreply 463December 8, 2023 11:55 PM

I swear it looks like the kid goes to a pawn shop, hands over some guns and the guy gives him cash.

by Anonymousreply 464December 9, 2023 1:34 AM

They need to stop showing Veterans Guardians ads. They’ve already been proved to take a huge cut of your money when assist you with your VA claim, but DAV, VFW, and the American Legion have been helping vets for years with this. Free.

by Anonymousreply 465December 9, 2023 6:45 AM

R462 I find the BMW brothers kind of hot. And the dad is Philip Brown, who was on various soaps. Still hawt as a grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 466December 9, 2023 6:47 AM

I don't really hate it, but Amazon is running an ad that, I guess, uses a Christmas song, but as a Gen Xer all I can hear is "Smurfberry Crunch is fun to eat!" Now it's stuck in my head.

by Anonymousreply 467December 9, 2023 6:56 AM

The Lasy Gaga prescription drug ad frightens my son.

by Anonymousreply 468December 9, 2023 8:06 AM

^My dog barks at it and my cat tries to get out the window

by Anonymousreply 469December 9, 2023 8:57 AM

That stupid MSNBC green logo thing with bad music that comes on every single fucking break.

by Anonymousreply 470December 9, 2023 9:34 AM

I'm royally sick of the Nature Made vitamin commercials with their treacly music and happy faces.

by Anonymousreply 471December 9, 2023 3:20 PM

The dad is fixing a big dinner for a lot of guests and then his little struts out a takes the lid off and TA DA!!! A platter of Hershey’s Kisses!!!

by Anonymousreply 472December 9, 2023 3:42 PM

I want the attendant and the black lady to beat the hell out of this bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 473December 9, 2023 8:31 PM

R462: rewatch the commercial; the family caravan turns around to retrieve the father left behind. He greets them at his front door, having found and donned his preferred snow suit.

I love this particular BMW campaign (at least four commercials to date). Last year's Christmas ad featured the eldest son and family pulling up to parents' home only to have a rooftop decorative bow fall on their car, causing gramps to think the car a gift to him. This year's has eldest son's inquisitive little girl questioning her parents about Santa.

Happy Holidays.

by Anonymousreply 474December 10, 2023 7:44 PM

I hate Chevrolet exploiting Alzheimer’s for a christmas ad. And I hate the weepy dopes claiming it’s brilliant and heartwarming.

by Anonymousreply 475December 10, 2023 8:03 PM

Shingles doesn't CARE!!

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by Anonymousreply 477December 12, 2023 6:06 PM

Fear No Gush. Really?? Also, gross.

by Anonymousreply 478December 12, 2023 6:24 PM

The one with Jamie Lynn Spiegler from Sopranos fame

by Anonymousreply 479December 12, 2023 6:30 PM

Oh I take it back, I just read she has/ had MS.


by Anonymousreply 480December 12, 2023 6:31 PM

Oh My Bob...

by Anonymousreply 481December 12, 2023 6:50 PM

The Hess truck's here!!

by Anonymousreply 482December 12, 2023 6:50 PM

R477 that commercial makes me violent

by Anonymousreply 483December 12, 2023 7:16 PM

The Kris Jenner Shutterfly ad where she holds up a totebag with a family picture on it and says something like "Nobody else is going to have this on the red carpet!" Yes, Kris, I guarantee that nobody is going to have a totebag like that on any red carpet.

by Anonymousreply 484December 12, 2023 7:16 PM

That new Peleton commercial, the last woman - her mouth irks me

by Anonymousreply 485December 13, 2023 2:05 AM

That Peloton Commercial seems to repeat the word LARD ASS multiple times.

That last woman on the treadmill is the commercial flavor of the year for the last few years.

Bonnie Hellman has been in Geico, KMart, Paul Powell, Vroom, she sang in Oscar Mayer, Comcast, Chuck E Cheese, Aspen Dental, Progressive, and on and on.

Bonnie Hellman is commercial GOLD.

by Anonymousreply 486December 13, 2023 3:01 AM

The rebrand for male Lume is Mando?

I would have preferred Scrotatious for Men.

by Anonymousreply 487December 13, 2023 5:34 AM

I actually like the NY lotto Christmas ad. I wish it was longer so I could hear more of the music

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by Anonymousreply 488December 14, 2023 6:20 AM

Like the "Hold!" one and the Kevin Hart one with people yelling at him all over the house, why do advertising agencies think people screaming is a successful strategy? I hate it from the first time I see and hear it to the hundredth and never support the product.

by Anonymousreply 489December 14, 2023 9:01 AM

Skims - "Honestly guys", if I see that trashy whore's gash on my wide screen one more time and that stupid claw hand caressing her own hyper infused silicone body I am going to puke.🤮🤮🤢

by Anonymousreply 490December 14, 2023 2:00 PM

That BEYOND STUPID 'Defender' commercial with the blaring horns.

by Anonymousreply 491December 14, 2023 2:15 PM

The constantly playijg ad with the dancing llamas and some kid singing, 'Mamacita!? Dónde 'sta Santa Claus . . .' Pops up so often I want to gouge out my ears with chopsticks. It makes zero sense and is DUMB.

by Anonymousreply 492December 14, 2023 2:19 PM

Lol, R64, I just saw that actress in a new commercial for some product or other, and she looks half her Zocdoc size.

No, it wasn't an Ozempic commercial.

by Anonymousreply 493December 14, 2023 2:31 PM

Can we please please please stop hiring lispy voice over artists??? That guy on the Amazon llama commercial is worse than Cindy Brady. Just stop it!!

by Anonymousreply 494December 14, 2023 6:12 PM

R493 Is that the black girl with short hair going on and on about her antacids?

by Anonymousreply 495December 14, 2023 10:32 PM

Tom Selleck with his reverse mortgages. "Great people, different people, that's for sure". DA FUK does that even mean? It sounds like something Trump would say.

by Anonymousreply 496December 14, 2023 11:32 PM

The row minute long ad for one of those big Pham a things - the guy is at his desk - sitting on a toilet. He gets in his truck - the driver’s seat is a toilet. He stops in a cafe and he is seated on a toilet.

by Anonymousreply 497December 17, 2023 3:25 AM

Shock Filth

by Anonymousreply 498December 17, 2023 10:19 AM

When I was a kid there were tons of alcohol ads at Christmas. I loved them because people were at Christmas soirées looking glam, with perfectly coiffed hair, beautiful clothes, perfectly decorated trees and beautifully wrapped gifts. I was poor and badly organized as a kid and dreamed of being sophisticated and perfect. I wanted a cashmere coat.

I wanted to quaff Harvey’s Bristol Cream, Bailey’s, Reunite on ice (so nice), Smirnoff’s, Cold Duck, even Gallo wine. I was a kid, what did I know? I also wanted to smoke cigarettes. I wanted to ski.

My mother liked some sweet, cheap wine back then and I can’t remember the name of it. Was there a wine with a name like Canu? (I know there was a n aftershave named Canoe. Does anyone remember a wine with a similar name?)

Turns out I can’t drink due to extreme reflux. And I’m very short and there are no lovely clothes that fit me.

Tall people - enjoy your lives.. You’re lucky. Be happy.,

by Anonymousreply 499December 19, 2023 1:34 AM

Who stuck a quarter in R499??

by Anonymousreply 500December 19, 2023 3:24 AM

R499 I remember that world that you are talking about - I wanted to live there, too. Don’t forget the tennis games a “tennis whites” and the sailing. And smiling. Well, even Angie Dickinson doesn’t look like Angie Dickinson anymore!!

by Anonymousreply 501December 19, 2023 2:56 PM

Peloton the “I Love That” commercial. It’s as offensive to my senses as it is annoying AF.

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by Anonymousreply 502December 19, 2023 5:56 PM

The Verizon caroler commercials are annoying as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 503December 19, 2023 5:57 PM

The disgusting companion to the R386 Farmer's Dog commercial would be 'Jade: The Dog That Bubbles':

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by Anonymousreply 504December 19, 2023 10:29 PM

There's this YouTube ad that pops up on my feed all the time with this bearded burly freak peddling this crazy huge butcher knife. He brags about how his wife bought it for him as a gift, then he turns to the camera and snarls in a totally sociopathic manner, GOD I LOVE HER.

I hate it so much, it's disturbing and deranged.

Then I'm also getting a ton of cremation services ads. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 505December 19, 2023 10:52 PM

Sorry 😭 Peloton, your game be ovah!

by Anonymousreply 506December 20, 2023 12:25 PM

R506 I don’t think that is correct as people still need to exercise.

by Anonymousreply 507December 20, 2023 12:42 PM

I swear to god if I ever see Shannon Klingman in person, I’m going to punch that ugly bitch.

Now the asshole is talking about sweaty balls for Mando.

I don’t mind sweaty balls. It just sounds so gross coming from her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 508December 25, 2023 1:05 AM

SNL writers should've done a Lume parody with Dr. Underboobs.

by Anonymousreply 509December 25, 2023 1:09 AM

I'm the neglected and abused dogs tied up out in the cold and snow. Merry Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 510December 25, 2023 1:20 AM

The Oreo one where the hairy thing calls Black Santa in the tub and says we have a problem...I don't understand it at all.

by Anonymousreply 511December 27, 2023 5:59 PM

That lume woman has a new commercial

by Anonymousreply 512December 27, 2023 7:37 PM

I like the new lume marketing is now taking society to task for making females feel bad about their stank vag and acting like before lume there was literally nothing they could do about it.

by Anonymousreply 513December 27, 2023 8:46 PM

Another hate vote for fucking Peloton! (Did I spell it correctly? Nevermind, I don't care.) I hate everything and everyone in that commercial!

Also, the annoying Nature Made commercial with the woman checking her social media. But mainly because of their twee music from ten years ago which sounds like they're going to start singing, "I'm gonna make this place yer home."

State Farm can take all their commercials and go find a grease fire.

I'm another one who prefers the thick hot Daddy in the Liberty Mutual commercials to the mumbling, stumbling pretty boy. I want to bury my face between "Doug" 's thick thighs before turning my attention to his big juicy ass.

by Anonymousreply 514December 27, 2023 9:13 PM

Stumbling pretty boy can pull a Bill Henson with me any time. Looks like him too.

by Anonymousreply 515December 27, 2023 10:39 PM

There's a retirement community that advertises where I live in the commercials a little girl bragging about all the amenities she enjoys it her grandma's. And I thought pretty much the main benefit of living in one of those communities is not having ugly little f*************** running around and ruining everything so I don't understand why they're using that as their advertising because that would turn me off completely.

by Anonymousreply 516December 28, 2023 12:15 AM

Those Jolie shower heads commercials.


by Anonymousreply 517December 28, 2023 2:54 AM

Do you suppose that Lady Jardiance is gearing up for a new commercial to kick off 2024?

by Anonymousreply 518January 1, 2024 2:42 PM

Jardiance probably spent a week filming the original commercial. They issued a recut and probably have enough digital for another.

by Anonymousreply 519January 1, 2024 3:51 PM

R519 Well - IT IS “the little pill with the BIG STOR-EEY to tell!” …it just makes me chuckle - after the 77th viewing of the re-cut commercial my eyes wandered to the pretty Asian girls emoting over her Les Belle Jardiance on the bus. Then she gets out of the bus there is this guy swaying, smiling and singing in the near background - he is SMELLING COOKIES and loving it!

by Anonymousreply 520January 1, 2024 4:57 PM

Ned’s plaque psoriasis

by Anonymousreply 521January 1, 2024 5:11 PM

^ Was Ned's date with Tara a blind date? They hug and go their separate ways at the end. WTF? He should've taken her up to her place and pounded her pussy.

Maybe Ned is secretly gay.

by Anonymousreply 522January 1, 2024 5:24 PM

The Head and Shoulders shampoo commercial with Tiny Troy. Remember when commercials were cast with attractive people?

by Anonymousreply 523January 1, 2024 5:56 PM

Who the fuck is Tiny Troy and why should I care?

by Anonymousreply 524January 2, 2024 2:48 AM

Otezla: approved for Psychiatric Arthritis

by Anonymousreply 525January 2, 2024 4:38 PM

"Maybe Ned is secretly gay."

It's not a secret even to Helen Keller, Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder.

by Anonymousreply 526January 2, 2024 8:47 PM

There’s a commercial with ugly people but I don’t know what it’s for. A ugly woman took a photo on her phone and makes herself the subject of the photo. Then a sickly- looking humanoid male makes himself the subj3ct if the photo. Then a messy looking lump of a man comes in and makes himself the subject of the photo

They are horrendous, dirty-looking people and I’m not sure if motion activated animation is used.

by Anonymousreply 527January 3, 2024 12:11 AM

The Mandingo ads where the doctor talks about men keeping their package fresh.

by Anonymousreply 528January 3, 2024 2:40 PM

Liberty Bibberty.

by Anonymousreply 529January 3, 2024 9:54 PM

Andrew the home buyer has a new ad. God he sure is ugly. His body and so lanky and weird looking. And who does business in a baseball cap. He is gross.

by Anonymousreply 530January 4, 2024 5:51 PM

I want to Liberty Bibberty Blow him...

by Anonymousreply 531January 4, 2024 6:17 PM

Now Kathie Lee is hawking that Balance of Nature crap. I guess their target demographic is aging fraus.

by Anonymousreply 532January 4, 2024 6:29 PM

They can't use the same Jardience lady in a new commercial unless she's lost 50+ pounds while lowering her A1C.

by Anonymousreply 533January 4, 2024 6:34 PM

This migraine inducing Red Lobster ad.

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by Anonymousreply 534January 4, 2024 6:40 PM

r532, plus Kathy Lee has developed post menopausal Man Face. Put that with her cute little girl nose-bob, and she is frightening.

by Anonymousreply 535January 4, 2024 6:54 PM

Meh R533, it’s hard to tell the difference between 472 and 422 pounds. Maybe she could just suck her cheeks in.

by Anonymousreply 536January 4, 2024 7:42 PM

R534, that shit is worse than Peleton and Jardiance combined.

by Anonymousreply 537January 4, 2024 7:43 PM

The hillbilly hick who asks in a voiceover, ‘When you die. Are you going to Heaven? You can know for sure. Heaven or not.’ They run it constantly in the daytime.

by Anonymousreply 538January 4, 2024 7:51 PM

I've heard that one too - it's CREEPY!!

by Anonymousreply 539January 4, 2024 8:32 PM

Any commercial by Cascade now. They are guilting people that are hand washing their dishes. It's so lame. Showing the father doing the dishes (as if) while his daughter takes her first steps and he misses it because *gasp* he's doing dishes!

All pharmaceutical commercials. When they get to the part where they start listing all the side effects, I just laugh my ass off because it's so annoying and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 540January 4, 2024 8:59 PM

I want to viciously slap the upspeak out of the twat on Jacuzzi Bath Shop commercial. May she, AND the director never work another day again.

by Anonymousreply 541January 4, 2024 9:21 PM

Kathi Lee has those old lady crab claw hands.

by Anonymousreply 542January 5, 2024 6:25 PM

"Balance of Nature" caters to the "My Pillow" MAGAtt herrs and fraus of a certain age.

by Anonymousreply 543January 5, 2024 8:23 PM

Rudy Guiliani shills for "Balance of Nature" - his last ad showed him hanging "Fruit" and "Vegetable" ornaments on his Christmas tree!

by Anonymousreply 544January 5, 2024 9:12 PM

^It was the emptied bottles of "Balance of Nature" that Rudy suggested and demonstrated be used as Christmas tree ornaments.

by Anonymousreply 545January 5, 2024 9:24 PM

Forever “Imbalanced By Trump”

by Anonymousreply 546January 6, 2024 6:42 AM

Why do they allow women with voices like this on television?

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by Anonymousreply 547January 10, 2024 9:58 PM

That "loving me is loving you" ad to the tune of "this old man." I hate her.

by Anonymousreply 548January 10, 2024 11:10 PM

I feel your frustration, R547. This vocal fry and upspeak is fucking maddening.

by Anonymousreply 549January 11, 2024 12:01 AM

Just another in the never-ending series of the idiot father and the brilliant mother with all the answers. You won't find the opposite.

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by Anonymousreply 550January 11, 2024 12:31 AM

There’s an annuity commercial where they say don’t buy an annuity before you know the pros and cons of annuities. I hear this nightly and I’m not even sure what bothers me so much about it. I guess just the very idea that there might be one person on earth who would buy an annuity frantically.

by Anonymousreply 551January 11, 2024 2:49 AM

The Omega XL, Helen, who states, “I was an EMT fuh 20 ye-uhs in New Yawk City… Aftuh ye-uhs of working EMT, my body took a toal… Last week ah walked 6 blocks, ah was so proud uh mah-seeeeeeeeeelffff!"

by Anonymousreply 552January 11, 2024 2:56 AM

Aw I love Helen.

by Anonymousreply 553January 11, 2024 3:51 AM

Anything with Tom Shilleck

by Anonymousreply 554January 11, 2024 10:11 AM

Poor Tannia from AETNA is ThE dumbest mother fucker I’ve ever seen in a commercial. Dead eyes. Monotone delivery. Insipid remark. Good job AETNA. You picked a winner there.

by Anonymousreply 555January 12, 2024 5:30 PM

Bridget and her fucking bulging eyes are back. I thought that commercial had run it's course.

by Anonymousreply 556January 25, 2024 6:48 PM

BKAAAAAAYYYY…. Have it your way. You rule!

by Anonymousreply 557January 25, 2024 6:50 PM

Jeez, lady, what the fuck are you doing that leads to all them UTIs!

by Anonymousreply 558January 25, 2024 6:51 PM

Oh!! What ever happened to that black gal who worked on the cereal factory and Lovef the smell?? Was it honey bunches of oats? That commercial ran for years!!!

by Anonymousreply 559January 25, 2024 7:02 PM

Any with an implausible interracial couple/blended family.

by Anonymousreply 560January 25, 2024 7:05 PM

Not sure if I "hate" it, but the new Johnny Depp fragrance commercial is just WTF? Do they really think there's a market to sell men's perfume via Depp's ancient Captain Jack Sparrow/Keith Richards drag?

by Anonymousreply 561January 25, 2024 7:21 PM

Those cleft palate commercials, please make them STOP!!

by Anonymousreply 562January 26, 2024 6:06 AM

The Liberty Mutual Commercial with the two Asian ladies . The one with baby who’s first word is liberty . I was looking forward to the piano falling on Doug but now I am kinda hoping it takes out that kid too.

by Anonymousreply 563January 26, 2024 6:47 AM

I LOVE the Liberty Biberty guy. They released the recut of his commercial.

Beeboo, get me a doughnut!

by Anonymousreply 564January 26, 2024 5:45 PM

There's a new Jardiance commercial - this time it's a chubby white girl in an office, with a few dancers. It looks like she's lip synching to the same song. I've only seen it once-

by Anonymousreply 565January 26, 2024 6:54 PM

The Wayfair commercial with Liam. "Bye, Liam don't make a mess!" And you know what the little Muthafucka is going to do, Make a mess. I want to use his face to clean out that microwave.

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by Anonymousreply 566January 28, 2024 6:24 AM

Hotels.com, with the monotonous accordian music (very trying-to-sound French), Dad and kid: the bored kid scribbling in a drawing pad and ignoring her fat, over-weening Dad, dismissing some kind of dinner offering with visible disdain, etc. Then super Dad books a quirky, artsy hotel somewhere and the alienation between the two of them --pouf-- disappears. They end with the shot of two of them sharing breakfast or something on a balcony and both are dressed in plushy bathrobes, with their wet hair in turbans. AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Isn't that cute!? And ever-so-quirky? Dad saves the day by taking the sullen little fucking brat on a trip. I'd pitch the bitchy, pretentious little snot over the railings!

by Anonymousreply 567January 28, 2024 2:37 PM

"Any with an implausible interracial couple/blended family."

Why implausible? Interracial couples actually exists. But, I'll give you that the percentage of commercials is a lot, or at least seems like it.

by Anonymousreply 568January 28, 2024 3:31 PM

I just saw the new Jardiance commercial. I think it's even worse than the original.

by Anonymousreply 569January 29, 2024 7:48 PM

JFC just saw an Oreo commercial with the old Kardashian who now has the Joan Rivers alien look. That's the best Oreos could come up with?

by Anonymousreply 570January 31, 2024 4:22 PM

Kraft/Mondelez Mexico is all about cost and flavor cutting. Yes it is the best they could come up with r570.

Also, I moved this thread to a non-dated thread.

Should we move to a Part 2 thread when we hit 600?

by Anonymousreply 571January 31, 2024 4:57 PM

I try very hard - honestly- to tolerate the Shriners and St Jude's ads, but that grandma who says, "Not mah grandson TEW?" just works my last nerve. And Marlo Thomas' voice sounds like she just chewed up and swallowed four or five dry cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 572January 31, 2024 5:40 PM

I'm not surprised, but it's just remarkable how many big-name celebs are hawking everything now. Obviously, it's a great pay day, and I'd assume, for the most part, relatively easy work. It makes sense, but I'm still often surprised that a big celeb is in a commercial for this or that.

by Anonymousreply 573January 31, 2024 6:44 PM

^I realize I said "I'm not surprised" and also "I'm surprised." I just mean in the general sense, I'm not surprised by the the fact that celebs would pursue those pay days. But, I'm still sort of "WTF" for some specific commercials starring big celebs.

by Anonymousreply 574January 31, 2024 7:00 PM

What the fuck is the old woman on the phone and some old man is doing dives in the pool outside and she's muted even selling?

by Anonymousreply 575February 2, 2024 10:32 AM

At least Medicare Martha is gone (until next year's enrollment period).

by Anonymousreply 576February 2, 2024 3:50 PM

The upspeak-twat on the Jacuzzi Bath and Shower commercial needs to drown in one those bathtubs. Every line she delivers sounds like a question. Just awful.

by Anonymousreply 577February 2, 2024 4:58 PM

Question - what is the song that plays on the current Yellowjackets short ad?

by Anonymousreply 578February 2, 2024 5:02 PM

There's a Hawaiian Airlines commercial that features a lesbian chef who's so stressed out at her job, and then she pulls an order ticket that turns out be an airline ticket.

Then this Hawaiian woman puts a lei on the lesbian, and the lesbian gets this stupid look on her face that just makes me want to punch her. I don't know how to describe it, and I don't know why it bugs me so much, but that girl really irritates me in that brief moment.

by Anonymousreply 579February 2, 2024 5:06 PM

Local St. Louis area commercial that plays incessantly on locals and Pluto Tv

Jim Butler is the KIA!! Powerhouse.

KIA pronounced with an overdubbed exclamatory voice which makes me want to scratch my asshole out!

by Anonymousreply 580February 2, 2024 5:08 PM

I see lots of hate for the bath-renno commercials and jacuzzi bath stuff. I hate the actresses who portray a retiree wrapped in a thick, plush robe, slowly and deliberately stepping her long-ass foot into her new walk-in tub. Then it might show her later on displaying facial ecstasy as she holds her face taking what is called a “refreshing shower” with her free shower package. It’s all so fake and screams privilege.

by Anonymousreply 581February 2, 2024 5:14 PM

[quote]What the fuck is the old woman on the phone and some old man is doing dives in the pool outside, and she's muted even selling?

It's for Consumer Cellular phone service. Does Consumer Cellular auto mute when you are in a noisy room? How strange.

I like the CS guy in the Orange sweater and gray pants with the bouncy package.

by Anonymousreply 582February 2, 2024 5:14 PM

I have added a Part 2 so the vitreol may continue,

Please wait until this thread closes at 600.

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by Anonymousreply 583February 2, 2024 5:19 PM

Thank you Thread Monitor 17!

by Anonymousreply 584February 2, 2024 6:07 PM

Any and all USAA ads with Gronkowski in them. Can't stand that lunkhead!

by Anonymousreply 585February 2, 2024 6:13 PM

R580: that is because Jim Butler used to be the "CHEVY Powerhouse!" They used the same voiceover, but dubbed in "KIA!" rather clumsily...

by Anonymousreply 586February 2, 2024 6:17 PM

R581 Christina is universally hated here for her annoying upspeak, deservedly so. I'd cut the other actors some slack.

by Anonymousreply 587February 2, 2024 6:47 PM

That guy in ads in the greater NYC area who puts down paving stones for pools. Thank goodness it’s with tee. His ads are annoying as are his sons. Cambridge Pavingstones.

by Anonymousreply 588February 2, 2024 6:59 PM

Libity Bibity could get it.

by Anonymousreply 589February 2, 2024 7:25 PM

The Entivyo gal that has IBS and there's a toilet everywhere she goes.

by Anonymousreply 590February 3, 2024 4:48 AM

R587, I hate her for dumping the ever lovely Ant Anstead.

by Anonymousreply 591February 3, 2024 4:39 PM

Beeboo Emoo... and me.

I still wanna fuck him

by Anonymousreply 592February 3, 2024 7:58 PM

I read an article online that said that the new Jardiance Lady reminded them of a creepy woman who would skulk around hospitals and steal babies. ….. I can see it!

by Anonymousreply 593February 3, 2024 10:41 PM

Is that the big story the little pill has to tell?

by Anonymousreply 594February 3, 2024 11:17 PM

I hate ALL of them. They’re so loud and obnoxious, and in poor taste.

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