Meghan Markle and Prince Harry 'planning feature-length movie on royal life for Netflix'

She spent more time talking about the RF than actually in the RF.

"There are a lot of nuances from their story that they feel are still missing after the documentary and Harry's book," a source tells Closer magazine.

The source says the couple were "obviously happy" with their paycheque from Netflix for the documentary and are "keen" to work with the streaming giant again.

[quote]"There are a lot of nuances from their story that they feel are still missing after the documentary and Harry's book," a source tells Closer magazine.

They are grasping at that, thinking that if people could just see the nuances, then people will rally to their side.

Whew lordy, site about to go into Primetyme with all this Harkle spam

I wonder if their strategy is to release BRF-related content for the next few years until their kids are old enough to start making family content (not lowly YouTube videos lol, but like documentaries or something). Because I get the feeling they will need to stay in the public eye to stay afloat. There’s probably no other option.

They really haven't told their story often enough!

Tyler Perry can't pay their bills forever!

Doesn't he have money that could be invested so his family can live on that income? Then they could devote their time to representing some charity that's important to them, even though that kind of work doesn't pay big salaries. That would be a dignified way of life, serving an honorable purpose to benefit some worthy cause. Instead of what they're doing now, hustling for the sake of publicity like a couple of money-grubbing hucksters.

Their royal trauma dumps could be ported to any number of exciting new technologies. They could do a ChatGPT collab “What if I was the heir?”, or do a televised therapy session in a self-driving car. Perhaps a Discord special where they watch their own Netflix series for some reason. Endless possibilities.

[quote]Because I get the feeling they will need to stay in the public eye to stay afloat.

Doubtful. I know that's the line from the usual Sussex hater types, because they need to believe that "everybody hates them" and "they're going broke" and such, but there's little chance that Harry has run through all his mother's money AND the podcast money AND the book money. In a few years, maybe, but not at this point.

[quote] Then they could devote their time to representing some charity that's important to them

They do the Invictus Games and there are a few charity appearances that never get attention, mainly because the tabloids can't exploit it. An awards ceremony where Harry is a surprise guest can be exploited, Meghan showing up in regular clothes to help women open their own small businesses can't.

Someone said on another thread that they needed good PR to tell them to stop complaining so much and release more positive, fun messages, and I'm guessing they finally got that.

They are miserable and humorless so positive and fun is not possible.

She's spent more time bitching about the royal family than she ever spent in it.

It is just amazing how they so boldly rejected the royal life after a very brief stint for a new private independent life. Yet they continue to grift and support their lifestyle from talking about nothing else.

Of course they are. They aren't nearly as interesting on their own.

The horse is dead and they are bringing back it's corpse to beat it again

What we have here is another story by a British tabloid to get all the Harry and Meghan haters riled up. Then it will be proven to be a lie, like many of the other tabloid stories, and it will just stay out there and never addressed, because that is how the tabloids work. Before you get all pissed, wait for an official release by Netflix and not a story trafficking in the Harry and Meghan hate industry.

R17, we are still waiting for the Spare retractions and corrections.

Shit, I just saw one of these Sussex hater trolls say Harry hadn't even finished writing Spare yet! What kind of cheap-ass trollbot outfit has been hired for this kind of stuff, and why?

So far, this is just a rumour. But if it isn't, it shows that Harry and Meghan have realised that for them, there is no "moving on" (as they promised after Oprah, Netflix, Spare . . .) because they have nothing else to sell that anyone will buy.

As poster above pointed out, they never for one moment as a married couple lived in any palace. They lived in the grounds of Kensington Palace in Nottingham Cottage, and then in Frogmore Cottage.

If they use any footage that isn't in the public domain, the Palace can sue for invasion of privacy.

And, given that Harry now faces a 400,000 quid bill for the court case he just lost re demanding judicial review of the Home Office's refusal to let him hire public serving police officers at will, and will likely lose the one he recently filed asking for judicial review of the reasoning the Home Office used in stripping him of his armed police protection in the first place, in their shoes I would think twice about trying on private footage taken inside any royal dwellings without permission.

They're clinging frantically to the royal adjacency that they themselves debased when they left.

There are other rumours circulating that the King is considering turning Harry's ducal title into a life peerage only, thereby ensuring that Harry can't pass on to his descendants any emblem of their once-royal adjacency beyond the farcical titles of his two American kids, who live in an environment in which those titles mean nothing. If the King does so, it means that all Harry's and Meghan's royal posturing ends with Archie and Lili.

Imagine a full-length (90 minutes?) programme of the Sussexes nattering on about royal life.

The mind boggles.

Is that why she wanted to take all those photos of our place? So she could show what Royal life really looks like?

For someone who wanted no part of the Royal family ,she's never giving up on trying to catch a ride on their coat tails, is she?

She really is a pain in the ass.

I’m one of the few people who like them. But enoughs enough. Move on!

Every time I think I've reached peak disgust...

Like an ex who can't get over you, even after you've both remarried/repartnered.

Wasn't he supposed to be tapping this "trauma" out of his system? Pathetic.

Harry lived in the palace didn't he? It didn't say they lived there together. They are very smart. This is when they can rake in the money because all of the haters watch this stuff which just makes them more and more money. In the meantime the reward for the haters is to just have more stuff to spout off about and to be able to call them liars. Win Win for everyone.

Can they just FUCK OFF already????

R4 Wrong again.

Again.

Today's report: Harry and Markle Are 'Shocked' by Reaction to NYC Car Chase: 'Absolutely Not Exaggerated'

Suck it, Markles. You lie.

Their only problem with the monarchy and the Windsor family is that Harry wasn't born before William. Using their royal titles is ridiculous.

[quote] I know that's the line from the usual Sussex hater types, because they need to believe that "everybody hates them" and "they're going broke" and such, but there's little chance that Harry has run through all his mother's money AND the podcast money AND the book money. In a few years, maybe, but not at this point.

Oh, okay. So they’re just your run of the mill famewhores.

Honestly, I loathe Harry more at this point. What a fucking spoiled whiny man-baby.

What can there possibly be left to tell? Meghan was miserable, the press didn't like her and having to curtsey to her grandmother in law was hilarious, we know! Harry suffered frostbitten dick, William broke his necklace, and daddy didn't love him enough, WE KNOW! If he carries on at this rate we'll now things as obscure as his thoughts on the wallpaper in the 2nd floor bathroom in the west wing of Clarence House by 2026.

Keeping my fingers crossed for a The Princess Diaries remake!

Fuck Netflix. They keep raising the cost of a monthly subscription to underwrite trash like this. And want 8 bucks a month per person if you share your password. Did the fuckers who dole out the money to produce original content read a newspaper or watch the news anytime in the past week?

I don't subscribe to Netflix, or any other streaming service for that matter.

SPOILER ALERT: this ends in lamps from IKEA and tears.

When will they do the Netflix version of Camelot?

The most desparate two people in hollywood. Uggg ,i am sick of them.

The more Prince Dim and his wife talk, the more people notice their vapidity. Keep digging, squirrels.

It'll be a very short film. Markle was in the royal family for 10 minutes.

Charles was a tampon longer than Meghan was a Royal.

"I wonder if their strategy is to release BRF-related content for the next few years until their kids are old enough to start making family content..."

It's my theory that Harry has put his foot down about publicizing the kids, as he didn't like growing up in a fishbowl, so that revenue stream may be closed off... as long as they're married.

Seriously, their financial future looks increasingly iffy, they've got nothing to sell except the royal connection, and their lifestyle is VERY expensive. So if they want to keep the money rolling in, they need to get involved in some non-royal drama to keep the public interested. Either move to Botswana and become save-the-elephants warriors, try to go back to royal life for more material, or work up a massive long-running feud with their neighbor Ellen. The last should be easy and convenient.

It was never on the cards anyway but when the queen said no to the half working royals half Hollywood celebrities lifestyle she really foresaw the future. It'd have led to the Harry and Meghan being double paid by both Netflix and the state to do things like open shopping centres it'd have been ridiculous.

It’s still ridiculous, R43. The late Queen was prescient.

Oh good. This again.

It's Wednesday. Who is Harry suing today?

DumDum lost one lawsuit, and part of another one, so piled on the invisible car chase, it's been a stellar week.

r11 There isn't any charity appearance that they do that the media isn't interested in. That is just comple untrue. They release all of this kind of information to the media. All of it- and I don't believe they let the media know they will be at place for a charity function and all the tabloids uniformly said nah not going to cover it not interested which is effectively what you are claiming.

These two can't fart without it being reported on and they are still thirsty as fuck.

Uvalde, anyone?

It's like watching a train that's sure to crash.

I would like to know how big an entourage they employ. With Netflix crew, security detail, cooks, maids, chauffeurs, I bet it's more than a regular royal has at his disposal. Social envy set aside, I think it's hilarious that they're fantasizing about private islands on one day and try to play relatable everyday persons the next.

Now there are divorce rumors but I am not buying it

I'm totally buying the divorce rumors. I think they've been separated for a while already and will divorce soon. It's been five years of marriage, that's enough. We'll still be "treated" to all the angst, drama, court filings over custody, property, child support, alimony, etc. As well as the interviews, articles, documentaries of their divorce and the inevitable memoirs.

The SouthParkle's cottage industry will carry on.

Thanks, but I’ll wait for the South Park retelling.

I think they are encouraging divorce rumors to distract from the embarrassment of their 2 hour sham car chase. But I would think Harry would die before he admitted he chose the wrong wife and Meghan knows her prestige drops when she divorces.

They backed each other against their own families too hard. Too many "told you so" type comments coming at them if they split. Piers Morgan and all the other people she ghosted will be in seventh heaven. And Bogart, the dog she adopted because Ellen supposedly told her to but who she ditched because he didn't like Harry, what became of him? There's never been any updates.

If Dimbo is spending time at hotels on his own, it's likely to be her idea. He's too ugly, petty and stupid for anyone to tolerate for long. He needs to travel all the way from Montecito to LA to attempt to get his manboobs, double chin and gut in order? Hardly an example of a sustainable lifestyle.

Compared to them I'm a summer breeze.

Prince Harry's 'dreams are COLLAPSING' amid legal pressures in the UK | Angela Levin

What does a duchess wear to a deportation?

Fuck, they’re never going away, are they?

He won't ever be 'deported'

A girl can dream, can’t she R60?

I’m going to assume this story is BS because, well, it’s ludicrous. Nothing about the tweets source comes close to confirming.

Oh look. More spam generated by a Twitter account singularly dedicated to shitting on the Harkles.

aka Wednesday.

Apparently after the drug and porn bust at the home Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates shared (where they lived with their baby and her daughters), Hutchence feared not being allowed to tour with INXS in the US if he received a conviction for possessing drugs. Given he'd freely admitted in interviews years before to snorting heroin and taking lots of drugs, as other stars who travelled/travel to the US did/do, it's probably going to take more than just self-admitted drug use for Dimbo to be kicked out.

Bummer.

Even Amy Winehouse was granted a US visa when it was well known that she was an addict.

R60, no shit you knob

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That is pathetic. Now they’re begging people to let them come to their parties?

For three years in the US, they fucked around and I guess now they’ve found out. Hollywood thinks they’re toxic.

Now that the Klan Granny trolls are the only ones who’ll have them, they’re in for a surprise: the $u$$exe$ wouldn’t even think about hanging out with KGTs because there’s nothing in it for them - they’re not important people, can’t get them jobs, and more importantly, they continue to sink the Harkle’s favorability scores by behavior even more idiotic than H&M’s

Too bad, so sad. Maybe Andy Cohen has something for them…

Two other choices: Sussex Con with the Dumb Squad, and selling shit on the internet.

What kind of shit, though, R68? It can't be royal.

I have no idea. An article said Sparkles' blog is shooting for between $15M (Kourtney Kardashian) and $235M (Goop). So stuff nobody really needs.

She always wears the wrong thing.

Stupid story- bulls shit probably about a couple starting to live out a modern version of Edward and Wallis: lives remarkable for nothing more than a connection to the royal family that they have disowned. Not working out any better for them than Wallis and her dumb husband. I have a feeling Harry is just as dumb.

The Sun.- ROYAL GOOD NEWS. Harry and Meghan to stop making royal-bashing Netflix shows and tell-all books after huge backlash.

Princess Kate STUNS in a GOLD ballgown and the Lover's Knot Tiara at Jordan's Royal Wedding:

Being the best-dressed woman in the world, or at least the best-dress internationally famous in the world has got to be a full-time job. With all the long hours of fittings and discussions and hair and makeup and squirming into Spanx involved, I hope she has time to occasionally get a glimpse of the children!

Damn, she looks fabulous.

Aren't these the two assholes who left the Royal Family because they wanted to live private lives?? Okay, then SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about you or anything you have to say.

Agree that Catherine is running on all cylinders and is at her peak. She does have the luxury of long lead times for most major events, and clever assistants, but damn, she must be a torrid organizer

Well, something good came from their stans. They've raised $105K for a charity that builds playgrounds in low income areas.

I wonder if Archewell has donated this much collectively over the last year. That would be an awful lot of sandwich trays and Starbucks gift cards. They made it sound like they'd footed the entire cost for the Uvalde playground when the donation was $10K.

Archewell should be investigated. Seems like a big grifting tax-exempt slush fund.

Don't the announcement and pictures suggest it's all Archewell's doing? I searched for where I read about the donation and it was a poster in the Near-catastrophic Part III. Apparently it was only $1000.

You bitches are just picking on the Sussex duo. How do you expect Archewell to do more as a charity when Harry and Meggsy only work one hour a week? One hour a week isn't enough to check emails and bully even one staffer.

I was looking at pictures of the Jordanian royal wedding... and am I the only one who thinks that the bride and groom look like siblings?

The groom is cute. Potential cookie smeller?

Although it’s almost the standard in Western countries these days, the Crown Prince and Princess both seem pretty old traditionally (28 & 29). If Hussein is gay, he might’ve been waiting until he was forced. On the bright side for their forthcoming kids, if you’re rich, there’s probably a much lower risk of issues due to age.

Do people have a lot of issues getting pregnant at 28 and 29 years old? I thought that was 40-ish when problems with conceiving arose?

It's old for the region, r85, but they're educated and very pretty. Though from the extremely wealthy class, that girl must be grateful to escape the Saudi Arabian peninsula

Princess Lilibet turns two today - I wonder if they'll release a new photo?

Who will play Camilla?

Sleestak can play any and all of them.

Given that Netflix is rumoured to be reconsidering airing "Heart of Invictus" and going the way of Spotify in re the Harkles, I doubt it.

The only thing they have to sell is We Hate The Windsors, and they're rapidly running out of road on that one.

Netflix made its money on that revolting "documentary". It should get out whilst the getting's good.

They're done. Everyone's getting bored of them now that they've spilled the beans. Plus we're aware that they almost never go to the UK anymore so there's no new material or gossip to share. Everything is just going to be a rehash of what they've already said.

Move on, H and Megs. Everyone else has.