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Texas Speaker Dade Phelan faces calls for resignation after presiding over House while visibly drunk

LOL! He sounds like Liza!

‘Ish terrif!”

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by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2023 10:27 AM

Damn. Even I had more self-control!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 23, 2023 9:37 PM

Hey, he could be having a stroke. You liberals are so cruel.

We all know that he simply took a muscle relaxer for back pain or too much cough syrup or allergy medicine and that's why he's talking like that. I'm sure the public apology explaining this is incoming soon.

by Anonymousreply 2May 23, 2023 9:37 PM

Or he'll step down to spend more time with his family.

by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2023 10:21 PM

He’s been hospitalized for exhaustion.

by Anonymousreply 4May 23, 2023 10:38 PM

^ it takes a lot of energy to go on a colossal bender

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2023 10:41 PM

How can they tell? You’d have to be drunk or high to be a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 6May 23, 2023 10:41 PM

The poor chap is just tired and emotional.

by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2023 10:54 PM

Next, we’ll find out he was having a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2023 11:04 PM

Oh, wow. A Republican calling for the ouster of a Republican. Who’d a thunk? Usually such behaviour from their own members is a party feature, not a bug.

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2023 11:19 PM

Totally on-brand for today's GOP.

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2023 11:37 PM


by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2023 12:14 AM

He looks like a sloppy drunk. I don’t find that type of drunk sexy. They usually smell of cheap booze and cigarettes, have additional body odor and are drooling. With limp dicks.

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2023 10:27 AM
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