Morning Joe

Mika is really upset with the boys this morning. Supposedly she walked off the set for a few minutes to compose herself, she came back in the split screen, but Joe's childish need to demean her and her opinions is starting to look sadistic.

[quote] Joe's childish need to demean her and her opinions is starting to look sadistic.

What else do you expect form MSNBC?

In fairness, she’s kind of like the flight attendant for that show.

I so wish this show were not on an NBCUniversal network because I’d love to see SNL do a brutal takedown.

Mika talks big about knowing her value but basically plays the traditional housewife, rolling her eyes and sighing when the boys talk too much sports, allowing her man to spew his strong opinions while offering up little of her own and stepping aside for others when heavy lifting must be done.

Joe always reminds me of a healthy Matthew Perry.

OP - those are gestures that Mika has perfected after years of a sex life with Joe "I'm done before you get your panties off" Scarborough. But for her even all that is better than working as the local Golden Corral or trying to sell overpriced condos in the Valley.

Mika may be an idiot, but she has a nice rack and a hot ass.

Why would Mika be walking off the set?

She was in a different studio with one other guest and was on split screen from 6AM when the show started.

Perhaps her latest plastic surgery that she “didn’t have” is still swollen.

I didn’t know she was denying plastic surgery.

Back maybe 12 years ago, her Christmas card celebrated her surgery. She was holding a mirror up to her clearly rejuvenated face while clutching a bottle of grey goose while her then-husband (and daughters, I thin) looked on perplexed.

Joe and Mika do the show from their place on Florida most of the time.

Whenever she’s off set we joke that she’s folding the luandry.

What time do they have to go to bed in order to get up and do a 4 hour show from 6-10 am?

When you have nothing else to do all day, it really doesn’t matter.

Love when she’s off “on assignment,” which I assume is French for facelift or the hairdresser.

I don’t care for Joe or Mika but they have the best roster of guests of any political show. It is funny to watch the other regulars on the show sigh and roll their eyes when Joe won’t shut up. Most guests seem to just wait patiently until he gives them a chance to speak.

R10, you think those D-cups are real?

None of the guests EVER come to Mika's defense. Katy Kay looks like she wants to, at times, but holds her tongue. I think Mika's private tears are very real, the poor woman has to know she's a laughing stock. Know Your Value really equates to her screwing over her husband and kids to run off with esentially, her boss. In her private moments, Mika is crying over that pain.

Mika's a laughingstock, I turn the channel to parking wars when she goes into one of her speeches. She's a newsreader at best and should be limited in how much she can say on this show.

R10, don't you know that Trump said Mika was "bloody from a facelift" in 2015 or 16? Mika had a mini breakdown on the Morning Joe show afterward while Joe held her hand. She begged that she only had a tiny bit of skin removed from her chin (or something like that) and looked teary eyed at Joe for support. He remained silent. Dumb idiot should have left the issue unaddressed instead of drawing attention to it. .

Her breaks at are real. Above it is another story.

Her *breasts* are real…

Real silicone

Mika is a camp classic. She takes herself way too seriously. When people come on MJ and reminisce about her father, that smug smile shines through.

Two morons. They deserve each other

Joe LOVES the sound of his own voice.

Divide "Morning Joe's" airtime into three segments:

Give Joe and his crew two hours of "Morning Joe" (without Mika); followed by "Mika Mocha" for an hour; before returning to a final hour of "Morning Joe;" with Joe and Mika.

Mika has just enough talent to carry a one hour show sans Joe.

Lol, OP, my sister used to do that trick all the time when she lived in NOLA & environs. Especially at night. We'd be headed home after an evening out, and all of a sudden she'd stop talking and almost wreck the car. Next you know she'd put all the windows down and eyes wide open like those JFK autopsy photos.

Joe Scarborough is a MASTER of hosting Morning Joe - compared to his first career choice, singer songwriter. If any of you had heard his pathetic garage band and stupid teenage songs, you'd understand.

Is any of it up on Youtube, R26?

LOL it's funny you mention Joe's band. That's basically how Mika snared him. She'd dress up and go to the band's performances, then flatter him the next morning on MJ. Of course, she should have been home with her husband and children, but you know gotta know your value!

Word in the network’s halls back when Mika and Joe were each married to different partners was that they were carrying on an affair in plain sight.

They both claim they didn’t get together until later.

It's impressive how high Mika can raise her legs.

And how wide.

[quote]luandry

R11. Is 'luandry' Joe's Hawaiian shirts?

Mika's 'Know Your Value' is completely unrelatable to the average office worker who works within a salary range and cannot dictate the 'value' salaries about which Mika talks.

KYV is strictly a business owner and CEO elite group.

Mika did the same droopy eye thing before they were married. It was obvious she was signaling "I've just been fucked and it was GREAT". Whether that was true or not didn't matter -- it was all to flatter macho-man Joe.

Trump was right about one thing, they're both idiots.

[quote]Mika has just enough talent to carry a one hour show sans Joe

That's a matter of opinion

[quote]it's funny you mention Joe's band. That's basically how Mika snared him

SNARED, Grandma? How about snagged?

Mika is to Joe what Melania is to Donald. Eastern block WHORES!

Is it odd that Dubai hosted the Know Your Value summit this year? Dubai knows the value of women but it’s at odds with the West.

Mika wouldn’t care about that. How does that affect her life?

Doobuy is ideal for shopaholics

I hate their bullying of Donny Deutsch.

Grow a spine, Donny; you don't need the MJ paycheck ... or do you?

You mean Donny Douche? Not a lot of sympathy for the guy.

I love how Mika piles on Donny R40 after Joe initiates it. She's so spineless and subsersvient to Joe it's pathetic. I love how she moves objects on the desk or writes something intently when the camera is on both her and Joe, amd Joe is talking to someone else. Childish behavior to draw attention to herself. Emotionally she's as britle as Kathie Lee Gifford, and just as needy.

I wish she’d decide on a hair color! The change of hue lately from bone white to daffodil is a sign of an indecisive narcissist! It’s a great start yo the day when she takes a day off and Katy Kay takes over.

This should be posted to the MSNBC thread.

Great legs

Have we forgotten Mika’s sighing and grunting when she’s off camera? You will ALWAYS hear her, “uh huh” “mmm” “yes” “ahh” ooh.” Can’t someone tell her to shut the fuck up?

[quote]I hate their bullying of Donny Deutsch.

That's one thing I love. Donny Deutsch is a colossal asshole - a left wing version of Trump - who inherited the business from his father. Deutsch is an ignoramous with a big mouth, who during his ill fated MSNBC on Saturdays, demanded the Democratic House "brand" their investigation of Trump a "CRIMINAL" investigation. He said it over and over. Dummy Deutsch doesn't apparently know that the house doesn't do criminal investigations. He knows nothing about government and very little about branding.

I LOVE when she pauses to write something down.

It’s almost always at a weird time, and I suspect she’s making a note to tell the housekeeper something.

R45 - they look the same as R30.

Is the "honeymoon" over already?

I'm sure they can both fill the "sidepiece" vacancy their divorces and marriage created.

He may be an asshole but Donny Deutsch matched the beloved Betty White on Match Game and won $5000.00. Doesn’t that count for something?

Can you imagine spending time with him and how exhausting it would be?

I appreciate that he’s mentally engaged in some of the right things.

He’s also a label whore who demands the best seat at the best table at the in place, after the valet parks his penis car…

[quote] Dummy Deutsch doesn't apparently know that the house doesn't do criminal investigations. He knows nothing about government and very little about branding.

As you expect from an MSNBC commentator

Willy is a total Beta and I can see him offering up bj’s to Donny & Joe

Bet Mika & Joe are freaks in bed.

The ones you least expect.

Joe is a southern boy who probably gets drunk off whisky and throws down a mean fuck inbetween football games.

Willie married his high school girlfriend.

There is no way those relationships don’t grow apart, there has to be a side piece?

[quote]Bet Mika & Joe are freaks in bed.

May I remind you that Mika is in her late 50s and Joe is 60.

[quote] Bet Mika & Joe are freaks in bed.

Lori Klausutis was unavailable for comment

Does Mika wear those scarves to bed when she is fucking Joe?

Why is Jonathan Lemire always there? They have Willie.

I heard when she bleeds (increasingly infrequently) they can smell it all through the studio.

[r61]

Because Jonathan Lemire is their token gay and his lisping reporting ends up often sounding like juicy gossip, thus keeping your early morning interest

Lemire is married with kids.

He ties her up with those scarves r60. Duh. She's into bondage light, we already know how she feels about Furry play.

[quote]Joe is a southern boy who probably gets drunk off whisky and throws down a mean fuck inbetween football games.

Throws down a mean fuck? Are taking about the same Joe? That uptight conservative who thinks he's a rock star but looks like a crab probably more fussy than a gay man in female brothel.

R64, and?

I find the show unwatchable. Joe doesn’t shut up.

I can't STOP watching MJ. Willie and Jonathan are both cute & they seem like genuine friends. I'd love to know THEIR true thoughts about Joe and Mika. Mika's sighs should be a drinking game. She's so world weary, lol. The DC elite love this show btw, so MJ has a credibility that crosses over political lines, that's something work once a week Rachel does not.

Not fond of Willie because he defended - at length - Serena Williams' tantrum during the 2018 US Open final. Willie knows nothing about professional tennis and probably thinks it's a weekend game for old yuppies. In 2018, Willie said he doesn't like it when ups and refs interfere with a game, and he thinks all the rules of the game should be changed. The umpire runs the match, Willie. Change the rules to suit a player who doesn't want to adhere to them? I wonder how he'd react if someone suggested that the strike zone be changed to suit a certain ball player who thinks he's above it. I was getting used to Willie's monotone before 2018, but after the above, he's on my permanent shit list.

ups = umps

R70, Thanks for that tidbit. Now, I like Willie more.

^ Serena Williams, yes?

[quote]The DC elite love this show btw, so MJ has a credibility that crosses over political lines, that's something work once a week Rachel does not.

Well because the majority of people on that show are Republicans or former Republicans. Mika is the only Dem on there. And she's really a conservative. Progressives on that show are few and far between. He's never had Rachel Maddow on that show that I know of. He wont even mention her name even when she has a big scoop.

I would love to see someone on there with real counter points besides Al Sharpton. Brian Tyler Cohen would really be a good mashup and spring tons of new viewers from the left if they had the balls to make him part of that show. But he's too quick for MJ I think.

I didn't know much about their personal lives until dump accused MJ of killing a woman

[quote] Progressives on that show are few and far between.

When his show started places like democraticundergrond and kos hated him with the heat of exploding suns. But the regular paycheck quickly tamed Joe. He's now the perfect ventriloquist dummy for the DNC. If that's not progressive enough for you complain to the people whose talking points he daily reads.

I prefer progressives who dont run as Republicans for congress and don't call themselves conservatives.

Joe dislikes Rachel. She scares him.

Because Rachel is a well educated progressive who knows what she's talking about. His style is "when I was in congress" fallowed by a rehearsed outrage rant, fallowed by a round table of mostly Republicans saying you are right Joe. Because he created the show, everyone is afraid to really disagree with him. Except Mika because she's his wife and her father was a big wig Democrat who thought he was southern boy trash the first time they met.

R76, go back into your sewer.

I've never looked at them the same since they started sucking up to Trump and visiting Mar-a-Lago early in his term because they believed the power of the office would moderate him and he would rise to the position and then were shocked and outraged when he kept on being Trump. I don't think either of them are that smart. Mika is your run of the mill journalist/reporter who struck it lucky by being handpicked by Joe to be his newsreader co-host. Joe had a very short law career, an unremarkable political career where among other things he pushed for anti-abortion legislation and tried to get the US to leave the UN, and now spends his days lecturing everyone on how the world should be run.

Aren't they both on their 2nd and 3rd marriage? Know your worth, marry the boss. - Mika

The only reason watch Morning Joe is A: I am up really late on the west coast and B: at least there is a discourse among guest instead of yelling shouting and a dress code that requires a round blond bimos in pencil skirts.

But make no mistake, they were one the the main reason Trump got into office. Before their fight with him, he was on their show almost nightly. You know how many millions of dollars of free air time that is? Mika for her part was as fixated on Hillary's emails as people are about Biden's age, a broken record. Then when he won, they are were in shock. It seems like they spent the last 4 years trying to undo that, so I do enjoy the Trump take down but they started the fire, their job to put it out.

[quote] I've never looked at them the same since they started sucking up to Trump

Cut them some slack. They were just following orders from Hillary and the DNC.

"In this scenario, we don’t want to marginalize the more extreme candidates, but make them more 'Pied Piper' candidates who actually represent the mainstream of the Republican Party," the Clinton campaign wrote.

As examples of these "pied piper" candidates, the memo named Donald Trump — as well as Sen. Ted Cruz and Ben Carson).

"We need to be elevating the Pied Piper candidates so that they are leaders of the pack and 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚," 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒈𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒅.

OH the last 4 years of Trump, an insurrection, Covid was Hillary's fault. Got it.

Is that what you want to hear Trolly?

What scoop did Rachel Maddow ever get? She’s much smarter than Joe S but just as big a bloviator.

Google it r86, too many to list here. I am not your research assistant. If you are curious about what someone said, it's YOUR job to find out the facts.

[quote] What scoop did Rachel Maddow ever get?

I can only think of one "bombshell". They hyped this up to heaven before the show.

Watch the number of times Joe repeats back the same info of their guest. I guess it’s a way of moving the program along but it’s excessive. I’d like to know what the producers are whispering in Joe and Mika’s earpieces! “Mika, cradle your mug.”

Repetition, Repetition, Repetition. That's how you get a message across.

[quote]they were one the the main reason Trump got into office

Are you aware that Trump called into EVERY morning show and got plenty of airtime elsewhere? The Today Show reaches far more viewers than Morning Joe. Scarborough didn't single handedly propel Trump into the White House.

Keegan Michael Key was on MJ with his wife. I’d forgotten how handsome and sexy he is.

What I find weird about Joe Scarborough is that pre-Trump he was always saying things like "I don't give a damn about Planned Parenthood" (being a blind pre-lifer), and "if the recession had ended a quarter earlier HW Bush would have been re-elected in 1992" (hopeful Repub bullshit). He was forever saying that the US is "center-RIGHT." NOW, he bemoans the end of Roe v Wade and takes down extremist Republican crapola. Mika's influence or change of script for the sake of ratings?

No one said single handedly R91. But your gaslighting does not work here. The Today Show is NOT where all the political class go for their news. Or even the general public who want more than a fluff piece of news. Morning Joe is ground zero for that if we are talking TV networks and political discourse. Trump got the biggest boost from that show.

Mika is a Democrat, Joe is a Republican, they think their child (the Morning Joe show) is an independent. As dramatic as Mika's sighs are sometimes, I think she has been the one in the relationship to influence Joe more than he has to convert her to Republican. She comes from a famous father who worked in the White House while Joe is just some redneck from the south who made it big time once he got into office. In a way he is riding her family coat tails. But now he's the loaded one so it works both ways.

All of them on Morning Joe (that includes Willie, Katty Kay, etc) are just shallow starfuckers. It's why they loved to have Trump on every available second in 2015.

I do think he now leans left. But anyone think that’s authentic vs sticking her finger in the wind?

Though I guess I should give credit because most others in his party remain wholly or somewhat in the MAGA thrall.

R30 and R45, I fucking love that photo. Don't know why, but I do.

Yes they did R94. read this thread.

[quote] As dramatic as Mika's sighs are sometimes, I think she has been the one in the relationship to influence Joe

OH BROTHER

You’re saying her vagina meat influenced him?

Please.

No, not her Vagina, her late fathers cock! Joe worships him. Even though he was a Democrat.

Once Mika's body fully stretches out and her plastic surgeries become really grotesque, Joe will dump her for a 30 something bimbo with a tight ass and nice tits.

Is that news r103? Joe is on number 3.

The odd part is, he's so unattractive to look at. I dont know what those woman see in him. Well I do $$$$ but still, takes a lot of money to overlook that. And it's not even about his age.

I mainly want them to divorce so Mika will be fired off the show.

Why does DL hate Mika??? I like and respect her.

Often she takes out a pen and writes something down while the men are talking. What is she doing? Making a shopping list? Sudoku?

No one under the age of 60 watches those 2 cunts.

R107 - she keeps writing, " I know my value. I know my value. I know my value"

How old are you R106, twelve?

r110, r106 is just another Datalounger like me.

Our opinions differ from yours. Now we know who the 12 yo is.

R106, I used to know her (though my significant other).

My loathing is rooted in experience.

I just asked a question. Christ, you queens are vicious.

R112 - SPILL!

Yes R112, if you are going to post a tease about how you knew her, then don't just leave us hanging. Divorced 3 times? What do her kids think of that? She cant possible be attracted to the pinched face Joe with tiny hands (no I am not joking, take a look sometime) so is she a simple gold digger? Power? Fame?

First, she dumped most of her friends when she found MJ fame.

And she’s always been insipid and self-involved. No one respects her.

Keep going r12, give more examples.

Willie Geist is friends w/ Tucker Carlson & Billy Bush.

Tucker was there with Joe first until he got fired. Willie Geist was the replacement. Not really shocking they are friends but Tucker is such a douche I guess Willie Geist shtick to play it down the middle is just for show.

Charlie Pierce nailed these two--"Squint and the Meat Puppet".

This

My examples are too specific and will reveal the source. She’s a piece of work ans has no integrity as an alleged journalist.

Oh come on, change the names, she probably knows thousands of people. Doubt she will even remember your friend.

Does Willie give anyone else gay vibes?

R124 YES. Love his smile.

R124, Willie gives me Down syndrome vibes.

fascinating

He has those sibilant S's, gayface for days and certain mannerisms. It was as apparent as a sonic boom when he was on Fallon the other night.

Every once in a while, he can be caught smelling cookies...

Willie seems so bland and lacking in personality, I can never work out how he made it as far as he has.

R130, He’s hardly a household name.

Will Joe scream about Israel today?

[quote] Will Joe scream about Israel today?

Some brief alligator tears about Israel, some alibis for Biden, and then back to sputtering about Trump

It's MSNBC

I thought Trump brought peace to the middle east? - Dee Plorable.

JOE IS OFF TODAY. He doesn’t work on holidays.

I cringe when I see Mike Barnicle and Al Sharpton on there, two absolute frauds.

Everyone in Massachusetts knows Barnicle was fired from the Boston Globe after years of blatant plagiarism were discovered and exposed.

As for Sharpton, he should have served time in jail after the Tawana Brawley scandal and the resulting deaths of at least two men.

Is Mika also off this morning or is she on wearing the correct color coordinated scarf?

Mika was off Friday as well, she is probabaly on a girls weekend.

Is Joe taking the war, off?

That fairy Jonathan Lemire makes my skin crawl.

Yawn, I am just going to say it. The main Joe crew are not in because they are waiting like the rest of us for the show to begin. Oh I meant war. Media is going to be wetting it's pants for months, or years with this. Everyone is tired of the Trump show. Watch him slither out of every indictment as the news and public fail to notice with the 24/7 war coverage. This is the best thing that happened to Trump in years.

Matt Gaetz is livid that he’s not the center of attention this morning.

Morning Joe needs to have Ayman Mohyeldin on as a guest, he lived in Gaza and I think his insight is very nuanced compared the the "bomb the shit out of them" calls from Israel and the American MAGA extreme right.

Ayman has been a calm voice throughout this weekend & is the reason he did coverage with Ali Velshi.

Mehdi is a hot head far-left progressive who is anti-israel & lost his show time last night.

I like both of those guys though. The problem with Mehdi is that half of America is so far right that when something like a military conflict arises, everyone just in that right wing war mongering boat including some liberals. Just speaking his mind from the other side of the coin gets him labeled as an extremest. Shame on MSNBC for filtering him out.

I find Mika quite attractive. If I were a lezzie she would be my type

Willie is a frat guy who never lets you cum.

What say ye DLers about Jeremy Peters? Do we hate him too?

We hate Jake Sherman 💩

Jake Sherman always looks like he has a runny nose he forgot to wipe. Have you ever noticed?

Jake Sherman is a fat slob yet he has a wife/kids.

Whoever would fuck that turd 💩

Jake Sherman is a dumbass. I loved it several months ago when Nicole Wallace schooled him when he tried to pull a "both sides do it". I forget what it was about, but does that really matter?

Jake Sherman reporting the GOP meeting last night like an access journalist schoolgirl.

He reeks of desperation, like the kid in school dying for the cool kids to like him. 💩

Why is Rhonda on MJ? He is a dictator wannabe and is running Fla. like a mini Russia. Nothing he says is worth anything to the conversation.

R154 - yeah, I was gonna say why is Greasy Meatball Rhonda on MJ - of course Joe 'When I was In Congress' Scarborough is pandering to him. Rhonda has such a brutal way of talking about he's going to do this & that when he 'gets in office' - he along with Nick-Nack Haley are trouble.

So Joe is doing for Christy and Rhonda what he did for Dump in 2016? Has he not learned ANYTHING?

Are her shawls and wraps meant to make her look sophisticated or something?

Mika comes off as uber sophisticated. Upper Westside Manhattan type. She reminds me of a sophisticated, non drunk, non vulgar Sonja Morgan

R157, studios are very cold to keep all the machinery from overheating.

Imagine Mika & Joe having sex.

^Joe is kinda hot, so that might not be all that bad.

R160,eww

Joe looks like he throws a mean fuck and Mika is thrown around like a rag doll

Actually, Mika has a nice body. Joe erm...can't see beyond his big head.

Joe is like 6'4" with those long thin legs, where his low hangers swing back and forth without touching his thighs.

I'd watch...

Joe is a Conservative, but he seems kinky, especially in bed.

Mika looks missionary.

Joe's a Southern Baptist. Never met one who wasn't a freak or who drink in the bedroom.

It appears that the Baptist god cannot see bourbon bottles in the marital bedroom.

Imagine Joe drinking that bourbon after fucking Mika.

She probably puts her shawl on after they’re done.

Nonsense, that shawl doubles as a cum rag. Its their little secret.

So if a black light was put on the shawl, there’d be a ton of bright spots on it?

Too bad her father isn't still alive, he could have come on the show again and reminded Joe of how thoroughly ignorant Joe is about foreign policy.

That whole thing would glow like stadium lights R170

R171, And while there, Ziggy could demonstrate how during the Carter administration, he pulled down his zipper at a Georgetown party and asked a woman to touch him.

[wquote] Too bad her father isn't still alive, he could have come on the show again and reminded Joe of how thoroughly ignorant Joe is about foreign policy.

And 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 so

R173 They didn't call him "The Chief" for nothing.

[quote] She probably puts her shawl on after they’re done.

This made me chuckle

Joe really needs to find a new group of people to blame then his tired out of date "Latte Liberals" line. It's not accurate or funny. It's tired and childish. He stole it from Al Sharpton with his "Limousine Liberals" line which is also silly and out of touch. Imagine if Rachael Maddow started referring to his type as Crackpot Conservatives.

Joe has quite the punchable face.

Each day's Morning Joe script is cut and pasted from the DNC taking points issued for that day. To Rachel, Bernie, and the Democratic Socialists that might be Crackpot Conservative but it would be a hard sell even for MSNBC's pajama boy audience.

OH look, Tucker Carson at R179 projecting again. How sad.

Tucker, believe it or not, MSNBC ranks top of network news channels for accuracy of content, FOX is at the bottom. Not even second from the bottom. Please come back and bitch about the Republicans on MSNBC not being republican enough when you have a 4 hour show on FAUX NEWS with ALL 5 Democrats and a token Repug.

or, r177, Racist Baptists.

[quote] He stole it from Al Sharpton with his "Limousine Liberals" line which is also silly and out of touch.

Give Sharpton a little credit. He's a crook but he has his moments. It perfectly describes a certain genre of progressive.

If you've never read Tom Wolfe's very entertaining article on Leonard Bernstein's party bowing and scraping to the Black Panthers you really should take the time to catch up.

The up to date version is the LearJet Liberal. The Save the Planet types who won't travel unless it's in a polluting private jet with a low mpg limo or SUV awaiting at their destination.

LOVE Jackie Alemany! Especially her glasses -

Is Maddow a limousine liberal? I suppose that makes Mika a Learjet Liberal

[quote]Imagine Joe drinking that bourbon after fucking Mika

I imagine Joe giving Mika oral. Drunken Joe thrashing around 20 minutes trying to find "it," and Mika looking at her watch.

Mika would grab him by his Baptist ears and motorboat her clit. Mika knows where it is.

Eww eww ugh just stop^^^

Joe & Mika FUCKING grosses people out.

R182, you are justifying Al Sharptons Limousine Liberal comments from 1970? Your point is a little out of date. Look at how old those woman are.

"This story first appeared in the June 8, 1970, issue of New York"

Morning Joe needs better legal experts that actually have some balls. The guy he had on tonight, wringing his hands, wringing his hands, wringing his hands about what will a judge do if Trump violates his gag order. It's not that complicated, do you job, put him in jail for contempt. Why is that such a hard concept? Anyone else would be in jail by now. I know Joe tried the "I am a simple country lawyer" to say that but his guest just kept wringing his hands. Even Mika was saying what about an ankle bracelet.

Security is not that complicated, was it really that hard for him to get a mugshot? No, but the hand wringing and excuses before that was the same. I am sure they could find a private cell somewhere in the state that could have 24/7 guards AND Secret service right outside the door. There are more than a few Camp Cupcakes they could send him too. You don't have to send him to a maximum security prison. What about an isolation cell? For his own safety? 😂

Maybe he would learn something if our justice system actually treated him like the rest of American people. [bold] Joe really needs to start highlighting this issue more often.[/bold] Everyone in the media just lets it slide by. "oh it's Trump" so you know, we cant really do that to him. YES YOU CAN. What are they going to do if he is really found guilty in criminal court? Same hand wringing?

Joe Scarborough seems like a total piece of shit and really exhausting to be around but I like him a lot. There’s something so entertaining about his nasty arrogant attitude.

That's all a shtick R191. He rehearses that. If you look at the faces of the other people at the table, they all have to hold back their smirks because they know "here comes the rant". Or should I say show? It's good for ratings.

R190, spot on with everything you said!

What does Joe do to his hair to achieve that dramatic pompadour? And what is that color? I’m obsessed with it obsessed 🤩 I tell ya!

Blow dryer and Aqua Net?

R191/192 total agreement. Joe gets the gig, just like Howard Stern. I can't help liking him. It's the dim bulb Mika who just has me shaking my head.

What's far worse, R192, is when Mika imitates Joe - she asks a 3 minute question to a guest, but unlike Joe, interrupts when he's trying to answer.

Joe is like the anti-Limbaugh. His hair color is ash blond. It changes depending on the lighting and his hair and makeup tech products. And yes, the silly pussy from Lawfare was there only to point out the Henry 2 threats that a mob boss makes. Threats that call for third party violence are accountable threats.

Like Trump's classic, I'll pardon you, and I pay your legal bills. Third party threats.

r184, Maddow is a Green Screen Liberal.

R198, Joe's hair color changes when he's due to have his roots done.

Maybe Mommy Mika does Daddy’s hair in the morning after shawl sex?

Mika was solo one day this week and she took advantage of it. She got to ask obvious questions and repeat the guests answers as if she thought of it first. She didn’t cry; she does that when Joe is there. She knows if bugs him.

They have to get tired of one another, being together at work and home.

I can't abide his loudmouth overtalking antics that trivialize even the most serious topic. Who watches this show?

Sometimes Mommy and Daddy are apart.

Background noise while getting ready for work in the morning.

[quote] Who watches this show?

People who can't wait to hear the DNC's talking points of the new day but know better than to give an email address and be spammed in perpetuity

Joe and Mika’s 180 degree turnaround on Trump stems from his exposing Mika’s facial work on social media.

[quote] Joe and Mika’s 180 degree turnaround on Trump

From the Hillary campaign they and other reporters had their orders to boost Trump but did their job too well

Well R209, in a normal society that was not a bad idea, problem is, no one even the Clintons thought half of America were MAGATS on the down low.

No bloviating, pompadoured, beady eyed 'when I was in Congress' overbearing loud mouth on MJ today - what a pleasant surprise.

Mika seems a bit harried today.

I thought the same thing r212. I wondered what happened to that lazy passive drawl of hers

[quote]Joe and Mika’s 180 degree turnaround on Trump stems from his exposing Mika’s facial work on social media.

It's the other way around.

Trump turned on them when Joe and Mika came to their senses and began criticizing him.

R214, Trump went on social media and told the world that Mika had facial work done just prior to him appearing on MJ and was in fact still healing.

That is when the double barrel anti-Trump salvos began.

Mika more than held her own with Smirky and the gang, today.

Could Jonathan Lemire be any more feminine?

Jonathan was a star athlete - runner - in high school or college. I love his smirk, he's very sexy. I love thinking he and Willie are getting it on.

[quote] Mika seems a bit harried today.

Of course. Biden's spectacular Middle East visit photo op has collapsed around his ears. Her script had been to sing hosannas to the strong and not all too old peacemaker bringing hope to the region.

President Joe Biden's day-trip to the Middle East was organized in a flash. It fell apart just as quickly, in the blinding blast of an explosion in Gaza that killed hundreds of people at a hospital.

Even before he was in the air from Washington, the second prong of the president's regional visit — the short hop from Israel to Jordan for meetings with Arab leaders —was off.

The result was an American president being pictured with a hardline Israeli president, pointing the finger at Palestinian groups for the latest atrocity.

Officials said Biden arrived with three goals: To stand with Israel, to help ease humanitarian conditions in Gaza, and to deter outside actors (Iran and its armed proxies) from becoming more deeply involved.

All many in the region will remember is how Biden embraced Netanyahu.

You know, with all due respect, I see that President Biden cares only about one thing, which is to be re-elected and that's why he's taking the side of Israel,' is how Mustafa Barghouti, Palestinian National Initiative leader and far from a hardliner, put it.

It was not supposed to be like this. White House officials mulled for days whether a visit was a risk worth taking in the wake of the Hamas terror attacks that killed more than 1,300 people.

Abbas announced the four-way Arab summit with Biden was off, an extraordinary snub by leaders who are the beneficiaries of billions of dollars of U.S. aid.

Not for the first time, events had got in the way of a carefully laid plan. Rather than pouring oil on troubled waters, there was now a danger Biden's visit was gasoline on the fire.

Richard Gowan, U.N. director at International Crisis Group, told Reuters: 'Biden's visit was meant to underline that the U.S. has a grip on the situation. A tragic incident like this shows how hard it is to keep the war in check.'

Based on what I've seen, it appears as though it was done by the other team not you,' he told Netanyahu. 'But there's a lot of people out there who are not sure.

'We've got to overcome a lot of things.'

His words were quickly seen as an example of an American president falling into line behind Israel, at the expense of the Palestinian people.

How embarrassing for Joe

During that confusing news conference, I think I spotted Bibi at one poot shoot Biden an incredulous look when Biden lamented on the loss of lives in Gaza, as a result of the hospital bombing. It's as if he was screaming " you feel sorry for them?!"

[quote] It's the other way around. Trump turned on them when Joe and Mika came to their senses and began criticizing him.

Wasn't the deal that Mika and Joe were not "out" about their relationship yet, (they were both married to other people) and Trump threatened to out them about it if they didn't do what he wanted which was more air time. He was drunk on all the free media they gave him and pissed they started to cut back once it looked like they opened Pandora's box too wide.

R218, so was I. Next!

Their divorce is going to be fucking bloody.

The MAGAt R219 needs to get a grip, your narrative is just a cherry picking of MAGA speak. Not what really happens. Biden actually got impressive support form Israel if you bothered to actually watch them thank him with tears in their eyes.

"I see that President Biden cares only about one thing, which is to be re-elected."

Well, that's a helluva lot better reason than his nearest opponent, which is to simply stay out of jail.

I feel like Joe and Mika's passive-aggressive act will end in a murder-suicide. But I bet they do have some really hot hate fucks.

EWWWW, I dont see Joe and Mika as sexual, more of a business arrangement.

He gets pretty arm candy who he would never get without that kind of money and she gets well, a lot of money. She's literally married to her boss. That who "know your worth" is just a silly cover. She would never have gotten that job had there been a women there or a married guy willing to cheat on his spouse.

Where was Joe & Willie today?

If you don’t like Joe, you can’t like Morning Joe. He’s the show. I guarantee you, if little Mika, Jonathan and Willie were the only hosts, FAR fewer pundits and politicians would appear.

Don't they have like 6 marriages combined? When that show takes a dive which eventually they all do, going to be another nasty divorce. Mika is going to get tired of unemployed unattractive husband while she has her other woman over 50 gig going. I am betting the next guy will be handsome in a roll reversal kind of thing where he milks her for her money.

R230 Most of us just TOLERATE Joe because of the other guests he has on there are respectable knowledgeable people with different opinions. Even if they still lean conservative. I give him credit for that but he still slips into his old Republican talking points from days of yore.

Michael Beschloss had his tongue firmly up Biden’s ass this morning.

She must occasionally get ice-cold diarrhea from drinking all that Jamba Juice

It’s quite possible to have sympathy for both sides. I do. Not Hamas though or the Israeli government. The civilians are the ones suffering and losing their lives.

r233, good. He is a historian, he is telling the truth.

What’s with all these Biden haters on the DL? Some of you sound like my gun and Trump loving redneck brother in law who lives in Tallahassee.

They're only here to troll and get attention, r237.

Michael Beschloss has written more than 9 book on the history of the presidency. He's non-partisan, registered as independent. I think he knows what he is talking about.

Indeed he does, r239. But trolls are gonna troll.

3/4 of the guest on Morning Joe are Republicans or former Republicans and yet if you here MAGA trolls, you would think it was a far left radical news show.

R239, He’s definitely NOT non-partisan.

[quote]He’s definitely NOT non-partisan.

What are you basing that on, r242?

^ Based on the fact that he's waaaaaay to the right of Jim Jordan.

And you're basing that on...what, r244?

HE = the one who says Beschloss is biased, darling, R245.

[quote]It’s quite possible to have sympathy for both sides. I do. Not Hamas though or the Israeli government. The civilians are the ones suffering and losing their lives.

The sides are the Israeli Government and the collection of Islamic Terrorists, of which, Hamas is the largest.

You can have sympathy for the Israeli Government (which is the Israeli people) and Palestinian civilians who do not support terrorism. Separating out the last group is the trickiest thing.

Mommy & Daddy were separated today.

No.

They were together when Joe said, they are just making SHIT up, and you could see Mika put her hand on his forearm.

Imagine having Zbigniew as a father and then having Joe as a husband.

[quote] Zbigniew as a father

That part is OK. Necons are fashionable again

I think he's one of the great monsters of the past 50 years, tbh. Like Kissinger gets a lot of deserved hate but Zbig deserves an equal amount for equally evil deeds

So much for Joe's prediction last night that the Repugs would not elect a Speaker. He still does not get there is NO MODERATES left in the Republican party. The handful he talks about are sudo-moderates in name only.

[quote]there is NO MODERATES

I shall leave this here and walk away quietly.

sudo-moderates?

Thank God the Maine mass shooting will give them something new to talk about.

Main needed 4 more dead to qualify for a Half Vegas.

Vegas sets the standard.

I am glad the mass shooting shat all over the Speaker announcement. Repugs have nothing to brag about like they think they do. He's true MAGA in a Mr. Rogers cosplay. They voted for him because they expect and probably will get a guy who sets up fake investigations, anti-abortion bills, block funding for Ukraine and owning the Libs. It might make them feel good gumming up the works, but come election what will they be able to point to having accomplished?. Their pitch will be 4 more years of antics and getting nothing done in the process.

The Democrats need to PUNISH the 18 Republicans in Democratic districts who said they were moderates and voted to elect this extreme MAGA election denier for Speaker. I hope someone on Morning Joe has the balls to say this on TV. They ALL need to be voted out in the 2024 cycle. Cant have it both ways. They need to be sent that message and lose their jobs.

We will easily regain the majority in the House.

The secret to finally crushing the New Confederacy is a SUPER MAJORITY IN THE SENATE.

Why do you think McConnell is so quiet? Brain damage? Well, that too.

R258 - R260, this thread is about Morning Joe, pay attention.

Well then, Joe neefs ti convert to The Episcopal Church as his fellow Southern Baptist is pure Confederate Plantation.

Where was Joseph today?

Daddy left Mommy alone today.

Wherever he was - I hope he stays there! "When I Was In Congress" Joey needs a good smack down telling him to STFU when a guest is asked a question then tries to answer as Joey is tossing another question the guests way. Jezz-O-Flip he is impossible!

Mika doesn’t deserve the Southern Baptist dick.

Daddy Joe is aggressively hot this morning especially when he is in the studio running the show 🔥

Mika deserves a local news reporter job in southern Indiana.

R268, She dresses for one.

I love aggressive Daddy Joe R267.

Stop, he's the most unattractive older man his age I have ever seen. Pinched face, thin lips, big forehead and bulletproof hairdo. You really don't get out much do you?

It’s Morning Joe Forehead this morning on Morning Joe. It’s never seemed so prominent. Mika’s nowhere because the forehead’s taken her place.

Did she leave him a scarf to wrap around his forehead?

Joe seems to enjoy himself when Mika is not on the show…and vice versa.

Well she pulls him back from the brink so, its like boys night out when she is not there.

Maybe if he tried bangs…

R276, Just a tad.

Joe once shared that someone called him Gumby online because of his hair issues.

Just saying Daddy Joe is aggressive sex.

Mika sucks, but gets to fuck that beast on command.

Joe kinda reminds me of Dilbert.

Why is MSNBC running ads from Fox News Channel for "Fox And Friends" during "Morning Joe", their competitor and Nicole Wallace at 4:00?

If so, R281, it's because Fox PAID for the time.

He's more like Beaker to me.

[quote]If so, [R281], it's because Fox PAID for the time.

Don't if so, they are, I've seen it and why would you advertise your competitor? They can easily run another Ozempic commercial for the cash.

And now Trump's business associates have purchased Univision. Trump is going to sell his dictatorship to those fleeing dictators. It worked with the Cubans.

Thanks, R285.

Conchita? You got some 'xplaining to do.

Blue States, bus all your fired MAGA-flirting domestics and handymen to Florida and Texas.

Turnabout is fair play.

Joseph Scarborough definitely can throw down a rough fuck.

EWWW, Joe is like an old boy school class clown. Willy is more attractive and gives off that ivy league college jock vibe.

“Willy is more attractive and gives off that ivy league college jock vibe.“

An Ivy League college jock with Down’s syndrome.

The only vibe that Willie gives off is a gay one. He pings to high heaven.

Willie is straight, married with kids, I dont think he "pings" at all. He's very hetero. When was the last time you got laid?

Very hetero? Like, The Rock hetero or Mike Brady hetero? R291, you DO realize that history is littered with gay men who have gotten married, had kids, played football and drank beer with their hands down their pants, correct? It's his mannerisms and the sibilant "s"s that fly out of his mouth when he speaks. He pings. Deal with it.

Yes R292, we all know that married men are sometimes gay. That why I said HE DOES NOT PING. And he does act like a typical hetero. Most of those "straight" guys from history were flaming queens by the way. Even my mother back in the say heard rumors about Rock Hudson and Mr. Brady. And she was about as out of touch on gay stereotypes or pinging gay as could be.

I get no ping from Willie at all either.

Whether Willie Geist is gay or straight, there is absolutely NOTHING physically attractive about him.

I thinkk Willie is hot as hell. He has an easy sexiness, and when he's on Seth Meyers, he kinda pings.

[quote]and when he's on Seth Meyers, he kinda pings.

Precisely.

Do you think Joe and Mika get a fuck in before they hit the set?

That’s why Mika needs her shawl

I am pretty sure Joe is on the little blue pill.

Mika was in good shape.

r301 great find. Who was the cute guy with Willie?

Yeah, I don't know, was wondering that too.

[quote]Who was the cute guy with Willie?

That's TV producer Louis Burgdorf

R301 that was actually fun to watch!. I doubt Mika ran all the way lol, but she had a nice body (still does for her age). Willie looked very chummy with Louis😉 And Joe looked like fun.

Mika strikes me a someone who would be a late in life lesbian

Didn't Louis used to be on with Yasmin and Ayman for the way too early show before MJ, around 7-8 years ago? I always thought he was cute.

R307, Yes, and I recall Louis doing a couple of shirtless filmed segments.

Mika’s oversized implant disturb me.

R309, Her chin?

Louis Burgdorf got in trouble for a Cinco de Mayo bit he did on TV.

Mueller came up empty on Russian collusion and Maddow was delusional about it.

Is Mika addicted to plastic surgery? She's really starting to get that Beverly Hills look. Boob jobs, neck lift, eye, nose, face who knows what else.

My theory is rich woman do that on propose so everyone knows they have money. Oh sure, they say it's to just look like a refreshed version of themselves but lets be honest you didn't look like that before Toots. I see this kind of Beverly Hills look as modern day self imposed foot binding. It's about status not beauty.

R313 - it is about status AND trying to recapture fleeting beauty/youth.

Louis was quite the hottie.

Mika schooling us this morning on fascism while Joe longingly looks on.

R316 - Joe is letting her speak? I guess the sex was good last night!😅

So, are Mike and/or Joe usually filming from their home with a deceiving backdrop in Florida when they're not at the table with Willie, Mike, Katty, the Rev and the others?

So why doesn't Joe invite his important Republican friends on and them ask live on the air why they support Trump?

R319 - if he did that he wouldn't be the center of attention and his off the cuff comments would pale in comparison to ANY guest. Plus, they would quickly tire of his incessant interruptions even while the guest is speaking.

R313, Mika's had those silicone boobs since before Morning Joe started in 2007.

Scarborough has been going off and on and on about polls being "meaningless" especially a year out. Well then will someone explain to me why it seemed like the day right after the election of President Biden that Scarborough and many others opened each show with what the polls were saying and did that daily? These "news" outlets are and have been more concerned about the horse race than anything else! We really should not be in this position but there are too many people who think like that guy that was at CBS. "Trump may not be good for the nation but he sure is good for CBS!"

Right after the election.

Do you hear what you are saying?

Yep, R323. Granted, I might be embellishing a bit, but the reporting of polls started 1-2 months after Biden was elected president.

That is because Trump took the step of announcing his candidacy after Biden's Inauguration and making sure the BIG LIE remained a campaign issue for FOUR FUCKING YEARS. And a fundraising issue.

Talk about fucking over the American People because you have money and need MORE money.

Biden has not had one quiet day alone running the country without Trump's nose under the tent.

Mornin Joe is a puke operative who offered candidate dump a platform on his program. Lots of laughs and breezy conversation and zero substantive discussion about the candidate's fitness and qualifications to hold higher office back them. Joe belongs on fox news, Newsmax or CNN.

I pretty much agree with you R326, but Scarborough would argue that all of that happened in the beginning of the campaign, etc. But has the media learned anything, or does it want to learn anything? There are many other things to talk about than just the polls. Why isn't "Morning Joe" booking more Republicans and putting their feet to the fire and making them justify their support for Trump or the current Republican agenda? They can't book them?

It's not just Scarborough. It's all of them. I hear Trump's name several times a day every day. He is again getting all free publicity compliments of the mainstream media.

[quote]Biden has not had one quiet day alone running the country without Trump's nose under the tent.

I agree 100%!

Morning Joe was just reruns of interviews they did early Friday the day after Thanksgiving for the first two hours, while major news was breaking in Israel.

Jonathan Lemire showed to at 8 AM eastern time to do some reporting about what was going on. MSNBC just doesn't take news seriously on holidays.

*interviews they did early = interviews they did earlier, ^^^^^

Joe is off Thursdays and Mika is off Fridays, usually.

On Saturday they run Best of Segments for the week, two hours, before Katie Fang.

So this week, best of segments Thursday and Friday as well.

The segments they used today must’ve been originally filmed months if not years apart. Mika’s breasts loomed large and then perky. Her hair color ranged from white to yellow. Really I must have done continuity. It should be part of her contract!

^ some continuity

What is up with Mika’s face this morning? She does not look right.

botched surgery, botched botox...

and trump tan

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You would think Joe being a former Republican congressman he would have more of them on his show that voted to keep trump right after the insurrection. While I appreciate the former ones who left the party on that show, it's preaching to the choir,. His daily rehearsed rants about Trump and other Republicans mean nothing to them. The content he's been doing lately is about has hard hitting as a marshmallow. News Flash, no Republican cares about your rants through the boob tube when they can just ignore your show. Its only face to face live conversation that might get their attention.

Then MSNBC goes and fires the one guy that actually does confront those liars in person, Mehdi Hasan. Their excuse, he didn't bring in enough ratings, AKA money. Oh I guess that makes it OK then since doing so basically states out loud journalism is just a label they use but don't really support. They might as well just start higher a squad of bimbos with fake hair extensions, big tits and short skirts. It worked for Fox. It still ranks #1.

"WW" 100x's R338!!!!

WHAT ARE THEY AFRAID OF??? If they believe that democracy is at stake (and I do believe that myself) then isn't it Morning Joe's patriotic to book those people who support Trump and challenge/question their positions? It doesn't have to be just politicians either. I would love to hear the CEO of Home Depot explain his support for Trump, Joe Rogan, and many, many others! Oh, yes... most of them will be cowards but they should be able to wrangle in one or two. HELL! Book the big kahuna himself--TRUMP! He would most likely do it too but it's Joe and Mika who are afraid of him! If these people won't come to them then go to them! Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to his face that he thought that he was a threat to country

Instead of discussing polls and that distant Iowa caucus and horse races how about issues? Get somebody on the show that can talk about the Republican side of the issues?

They used to do that, OP. But the Republicans were such "follow the party line" assholes, it didn't work. Nothing interesting or thoughtful.

Morning Joe is afraid to confront those guy. Maybe they should adopt the same strategy Fox does to become number one in ratings. Bring in one person, then gang up on them with 5 others on the opposite side of the issue. Is it unfair? Yes. Dose it work Absolutely. 100%

Not trying to be snarking, but there is a method to their madness. If you bring in someone who is a quick talking points politician, it's much easier to penetrate that wall if you have 3 to 5 other people ready with rapid fire questions and facts to their rhetoric at the same time.

Fox of course would shoot back with fake facts in the 5 to 1 set up....which is their secret ingredient we could do without.

(SMH)....

Yes R345 of course all the Repugs want to play that down, but once Trump is in there, they would give him keys to the safe to do everything their wet little dreams are made of. You can see they can hardly hold back the smirks as they lie about it. "nothing to see here".

MSNBC and CNN secretly hope Trump will win in 2024.

Their ratings were never higher than when Trump was President.

Funny, just in time for Trump to revoke their broadcast licenses.

What, you say, they are over filament cable and not broadcast?

Trump will declare then under his control and send Lawrence O'Donnell to the first American Gulag. Probably in Wyoming.

And that is a nifty trick to post about a post you are going to post about r344.