Professional beard, Irina Shayk wore this at Cannes.

Trans is beautiful!

Someone needed attention, Looking for a new contract, maybe?

Damn, she is hot!

She listened well to her agent when he said: 'do you know what celebrities must do when they don't have any talent? Get their clothes off!'.

She's a fast learner, our Irina. It's only too bad that she doesn't have the capability to learn anything beyond being a pathetic attention whore.

Sorry, Irina! I'm not adopting!

It's critically important for those whoring at Cannes to have media coverage. Because the Arabs that pay upwards of 100 grand and more to fuck them only want someone recognisable they can boast to their friends about. Stunning Russians who've rooted their way from Bumfucklegrad to the Riviera, and are slightly emotionally colder than liquid nitrogen, are a dime a dozen, so prices can be low unless Omhad, and more importantly his mates, can see an image on his gold and diamond encrusted iPhone of the intended fuck for the night appearing in a B-grade movie or soap.

Urina Shake.

W H O R I N A

That is Klass with a capital K!

Russian trash.

Loved the first comment under the article. "Just thank the lucky stars she wore it and not Lena Dunham."

She definitely looks hot AF. It's almost too sexy and well polished to be trashy, almost.

Is it post Michele Gucci? If so, is this Gucci's new route?

Real name: Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova.

[quote]"Just thank the lucky stars she wore it and not Lena Dunham."

Or Sam Smith!

Sorry, Samantha Smith.

Sham Shmith

She's making me hard.

Irina Shayk? Whorina Skank!

Does she speak like Melania? I don't think I ever heard her voice.

R11 is the only person, among the posters making tired closet case and sheik jokes, who sees what Shayk accomplishes here: She is the apotheosis of yacht girl. It’s an incredible accomplishment and happens once a decade or so at Cannes. The pudgy Pugh girl tried it last year but didn’t have the body, attitude, or sense of humor to make it happen. (It was still a good showing, not trashing her entirely.)

If you get it, you get it. The Kardashians could never.

I lowkey cannot with her.

Seems she left her hotel and forgot to put on her dress.

For what it is it's actually elegant looking. She's got great legs.

[quote]Real name: Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova.

With a name like that, I'd let her pee all over me!

This is what I wear for casual Fridays.

[quote]She's got great legs.

And for the right price, she'll either spread them, or keep them closed.

R19 Does Irina have a sense of humor?

Next week: Shawn Mendes spotted with Irina Shayk!

R26, her smirk answers your question.

Yacht whore

Given the size of the fee I heard she got that weekend, it seems to have paid off.

Someone should tell her that those Victoria's Secret runway looks are supposed to be worn under your clothes.

I thought all Russians her age were to report to the front lines.

She's 37? Ewwwwww!

"Honey, let's face it. All I know how to do is take off my clothes."

First question: Do you need an invite to attend this?

Second question: If the answer to #1 is yes, why was she invited?

Is this the woman who has a child with that guy who starred with Lady Gaga in the remake of A Star is Born?

Urine indeed.

It's called "advertising."

Where, oh, where have all the proofreaders gone?

… a large diamond necklace that covered her entire chest and a red lip …

WHORE!!!!

Sucky sucky 5 dollah!

Yacht girls gonna yacht.

Is she one of these women at Cannes that Natalie Portman says are treated differently to men?

R6 is on the money. She's getting rode bow-legged by some rich Arab, the Arab's father, uncles and friends and finally, a camel.

That's the only reason she's at Cannes.

body by drugs

Hasn't Crissy Ronaldo been inside her?

Okay, she looks damn good. I don't like this underwear as clothes look, but she is pulling it the fuck off so why not Cannes is city of whores anyway, might as well show off the goods.

She looks fucking ridiculous.

r47 yes, but she also has the body for the look. It's no different than wearing a bathing suit. I just hate the jewelry. It's bad, but also wonderful. I don't know, I think she's too pretty for me to hate this look. Again, because it's Cannes it works for me because it's just a escort venue.

Anyone can GO to the city of Cannes during the Festival, if they have a place to sleep. Miss Shayk won't lack for that kind of invitation.

Again, why was this woma inveted?

Woman*

But r49 just answered my question.

I do agree with how pretty she is and I don't dislike her, I think she can do better though.

Her body looks like stringy beef jerky. What happened to her boobs? She doesn't look good here and the center parted hair and red lipstick isn't good on her.

A Russian dressed like a hooker? Now I’ve seen everything 😒

I can tell you that Irina is too skinny and too old (37) to be a coveted escort for the Gulf Gotha. If she's working, it's for billionaires who like them emaciated.

[quote]Again, why was this woma inveted?

Ok, I need to stop drinking.

Compared to her other looks, Op's photos are an improvement.

Of all the beards Bradley Cooper could've reproduced with (with a turkey baster, of course, no pussy for Bradley) I'm surprised it was this whore. It's surprising that a man as image-conscious and educated as Bradley would've picked her and not a woman who was "classy."

Weirdly enough, the lipstick was the final nail in the coffin when it comes to this clusterfuck of a look.

[quote]is the only person, among the posters making tired closet case and sheik jokes, who sees what Shayk accomplishes here: She is the apotheosis of yacht girl. It’s an incredible accomplishment and happens once a decade or so at Cannes.

She's a whore, darling.

I can't believe I put my dick in this woman time and time again.

How much does she get from Bradley Cooper every month?

Relatively speaking, there are high-class call girls and they keep a low profile, at least until they are married, or sometimes forever. They also know when to get out of the game if they hope to have some superficial respectability for their second acts. A world famous American billionaire's wife got out before 30. Wise. But she married a clown and then fame descended upon her. A D List actress and long rumoured yacht girl stayed in until 35, made a questionable match, offering immense social prestige, and then fucked it up. A French factory girl turned "figure model" and D list actress, exited the hustle just before 30, and made a spectacular match to become a leading society woman of Europe. She's still alive, to not tell the tale. Even Lohan is out of the hustle. This old, used up, histrionic Russian is in dangerous territory and the eight balls says "Outlook not so good."

So, she's a ho, right, r63?

I don't know if she was ever a Jimmy‘z Monte Carlo, Cannes Superyacht ho. She was a legit successful model fairly young and fairly quickly. She moved into high fashion and top model status but concurrently worked the professional bearding angle, and in that respects, yes, a kind of ho. I think today she thinks she looks like an aging super model being risqué and very glamorous, but the venue + outfit just reads "whore" to the world.

Why is she at the festival? She's not an actress, merely an aging high end Russian prostitute - yacht work, I assume?

Didn't she also beard for Chris Pine or am I thinking of another whore?

Looks manly in the face

Sigh. What happened to this site? She looks phenomenal in designer head-to-toe and the sniffy incel fags on this thread keep talking about her like she’s an escort.

Did she escort in the past? Probably. But it’s been years and it’s more likely she’s doing brand shit for Gucci (again, r11 is the only one with a clue) and other paid appearances. In public.

Please stop being such fucking dorks.

Is she a beard or is she a ho? Or is she a former ho who's gone into bearding? I'm confused.

I know that Cannes and a lot of these film festivals were always low key yachting events, but this year it's like they aren't even trying to hide it.

r69 she's a WHORE

I don’t understand why so many models and hanger ons show up to this. This is a film event. People like Gigi Hadid and Naomi Campbell don’t need to do yachting.

Never really paid much attention to her other than in passing when she was mentioned in an article about BC. I think this look is tired and she’s too skinny and too old (in model years) to pull it off. She also needs to lay off the botox. The waxy pale skin makes her look like a mannequin. However. I just spent an hour on her Instagram and this woman was not only GORGEOUS but modeled for all of the top designers and made the cover of many of the most influential fashion magazines. Including Vogue. An impressive body of work. Bradley is the one who got lucky.

Isn’t she Bradley Coopers baby mother? She’s hot.

Why not just be naked

There are many parties for the international beautiful people during Cannes. Of course all the attention whore "beautiful people" are in town. Why are some of you above, so dense? These events are celebrity rat fucks. This one is way at the top of the nest.

This is just Gucci PR. They want lots of press buzz because their new creative director is debuting his first collection in a few months (for Spring '24). Do you nitwits think Shayk just happened to show up in head-to-toe Gucci F/W '23 on her own because "she's a whore"?

She's a whore who works for Gucci r78

Only Italians look chic in Gucci. All non-italians take on a whory vibe in Gucci. That's just the way it works. Italian joke on the rest of the world.

[quote]If you get it, you get it

Oh, I think we get it, R19. But thanks for mansplainin' for us.

Dylan Mulvaney wore it better.

Broads always complain that they don’t want to be objectified, sexualized. Then behave like this Whore, the Kartrashians, Vadge. And Eva Longclitorus complains society won’t take them seriously. Wonder why.

Why does she bother with modesty patches? Just show us the puss and tits. You know she wants to and we want to see it. Cut the pretense.

[quote]Sigh. What happened to this site?

Honey, I'm afraid YOU happened to this site.

She is fucking flawless.

[quote] Just show us the puss and tits. You know she wants to and we want to see it.

I never wanted to see it. And I never did.

Did this lizard carry a human child or just donate an egg?

[quote] I don’t understand why so many models and hanger ons show up to this.

Oh, dear.

Vulgar

Okay for the beach--not for the Cannes Film Festival. Disgusting.

W to the ore!

R87 ?? He had a baby with her.

[quote]Why does she bother with modesty patches? Just show us the puss and tits. You know she wants to and we want to see it.

Kindly speak for yourself.

Just because big ol' homo Bradley Cooper "had a baby with her," you think the two of them had sex, R93?

Why would wholesome American boy Bradley Cooper have a baby with this wanton unless he was a puss-addled heterosexual blinded to all reason and foresight?

Is she supposed to be an actress or just a courtesan?

Let's give thanks it's not Chrissy Teigen wearing that to meet the Pope.

R82=Dylan Mulvaney

That outfit just screams Russian Whore !

^^ If the bikini fits...

She looks good so let her flaunt it.

Julia Fox with tits out, wore her unmade bed.

Hunger Games

When did Cannes become so trashy?

[quote]?? He had a baby with her.

He sure did. But not in the conventional way.

Cannes has ALWAYS been filled with histrionic flashy trash. That's what put it on the map. The festival and the station balnéaire.

This is Bardot at Cannes, and her bikini outrageous for the time.

R95, yah. He’s probably just bi. But even if they didn’t procreate I’m sure he saw her pussy in the delivery room.

you're only young once, she should flaunt it while she still has it!

I guess if you call 37 young.

Quelle ho, as the French would say.

She's not young, she's 37.

She must like getting doodoo'd on.

She is gorgeous or was, but she’s rapidly aging like many Russian women do.

[quote]Non-binary Sam Brinton will be placed in men's jail

And as long as she's flaunting it, she might as well have had a price tag hanging from her body, like Minnie Pearl always had hanging from her hat.

^^ Oops, wrong quote. It should have been: "She looks good so let her flaunt it. " ^^

She looks like a ridden hard, street walker. This is what passes as celebrity these days?

No curves.

Bradli looks more womanly with his recent face update

[quote]you're only young once, she should flaunt it while she still has it!

Flaunt it until you sell it!

Emily Ratajkowski is also wearing something classy, but, she's on a beach in Brazil, so, she's forgiven!

Ratajkowski has an amazing ass!

Does she get child support?

Happier times. Wearing clothes.

[Quote] When did Cannes become so trashy?

It's been that way for a while now.

Why would you reproduce with a Russian? Sociopathic genes and all.

[quote]When did Cannes become so trashy?

And then there was Heidi...

I find this whole (hole?) film whore fest so cringey

Wow, trashy, r129!

Oh Heidi. I used to like you on Project Runway.

Hasn't Cannes always been trashy?

This is how you do Cannes.

Oh, my. The little girl looks just like him. Hope she’s super smart and has a head for business.

Calm down gurls. Aren't beautiful women in bikinis a Cannes tradition? Bardot and Jayne Mansfield did it and had playful attitudes about it. Looks like Irina has a great sense of fun and irony as well. Let me guess............the Puritanical pearl clutchers are American? Or once whoreish eldergays who complain they are now "invisible"? Lighten up and let a hardworking fashion model/beard do her work. She may one day end up being Vairst Leddy of the USA!

R136 👏 👏

[quote]Calm down gurls. Aren't beautiful women in bikinis a Cannes tradition? Bardot and Jayne Mansfield did it and had playful attitudes about it.

Bardot, Jayne Mansfield, Irina Shayk... yeah, makes sense.

I posted Bardot at R108

I can't stand Bardot, but you can't compare her to prostitute Irina.

The only slutty outfit wore at Cannes that matters to me.

Still waiting for Sam Smith.

Heidi has ugly knees!

Dear Heidi, you're 49. Dress accordingly.

Perverts are taking over the Cannes Red Carpet!!!!!!!!!!

Ewww, r145! Cannes is OVER.

Heidi has blowjob knees.

I thought that was an older picture of Heidi. It's from this year's festival.

Middle age crisis much?

She'd make excellent vairst letty.

Oh Heidi. That dress is the essence of trashy. Formalwear for hookers.

slut

Germans frequently have trashy taste. Heidi always dresses on the vulgar or trash end of fashion, even high fashion. She's pretty of course.

I see Paris, I see France, I see Irinas underpants! So nice out she decided to leave it out hahahaha. Annoying at best

It's Cannes. 200 feet away on the beach there are women wearing less.

R150 = Tim Gunn

The Gucci outfit required ample boobage, a truly banging ass, and a much younger model who can project a badass attitude without looking ridiculous. A twenty-something Irina would have been a good choice but she’s closer to 40 than 30 and looks it. FAIL.

She she looks like old skinny rich coke whore fashion victim.

r157 that's what she really is.

The funny thing is the XBiz Awards (which is for porn stars) was last week and porn stars had more clothes on during the red carpet events than most Hollywood starlets today.

The AVN Awards (the big porn awards) has classier dresses than what you see today on non-porn stars.

With that said, this outfit is super trashy and I love it.

Skank!

R143, Heidi’s designer took a checklist of everything that could turn tacky and combined it into one garment.

Well Heidi wears it absolutely shamelessly and that makes it fun, in addition to incredibly tacky.

Heiide, 'Auf Wiedersehen' !

Speaking of Heidi, she turns 50 today!

The Rose McGowan of her time.

But Rose was just making a political statement, don'tcha know.

Who the fuck hasn't raped Rose McGowan?

"Rape," R166?

She's probably not that rich, R158. She looks like she's desperate to land a rich john or boyfriend or husband to support her lifestyle.

She's the mother of Bradley Cooper's turkey baster baby, I'm sure he take$ care of her.

Didn't she just get outed as another "guest" of Epstein's? My guess is she was working not guesting.

That look at r57 isn't even flattering, so what's the point of wearing it? Makes her look flat-chested with no waist or hips.

As to the look at the OP, the tabs breathlessly describe these kind of outfits but rarely mention who designed them. A no-name designer?

And perhaps most damning of all:

The catwalk queen also recently broke one of Karl Lagerfeld’s biggest fashion rules by wearing sweatpants to a Met Gala afterparty.

The outfit is really Gucci? This is a big step down for them.

The accessories ruin the look.

Who's evening looking at her. Tell us about the skinny young man with the floppy hair?

What look is that, exactly, R172?

Good point, r174. Maybe nothing could save the ensemble, but the dress and panties alone would be at least sleek.

As it is, too much happening.