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What's going on with Michael Fassbender's face?

Is it just aging?

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by Anonymousreply 71June 16, 2023 12:23 AM

He lives in Ibiza. So what you are looking at is sun damage.

by Anonymousreply 1May 23, 2023 1:07 AM

Irish skin genes kicking in. He looks handsome and weathered though.

by Anonymousreply 2May 23, 2023 1:09 AM

Considering he's very pale and a smoker, and probably a heavy drinker, this is what you'd expect him to look like in his 40s without a face lift or Botox/fillers. For comparison, here's Clint Eastwood at about the same age. We're just not used to those deep lines on actors' faces anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2023 1:30 AM

He is only in his 40's? And that rug on his head looks so cheap.

by Anonymousreply 4May 23, 2023 1:34 AM

Forehead seems oddly without wrinkles given the extent of wrinkling on the rest of his face...

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2023 1:39 AM

He looks like a human.

by Anonymousreply 6May 23, 2023 1:39 AM

Another comparison. Leo's the same age, and this was Leo at Cannes this week. I don't think Leo's had much if any face work done--possibly some skin care. But he's pudgy so his face is more filled out. If he lost weight he'd look shriveled like Fassy.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2023 1:40 AM

He's still hot.

by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2023 1:44 AM

I think he's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2023 1:48 AM

Well after seeing that C. Thomas Howell post, this isn't so bad.

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2023 2:58 AM

I could overlook that weathered face given what he's packin'.

by Anonymousreply 11May 23, 2023 3:21 AM

Fassy is a sex god IMO. He has always had a lean face compared to Leo's baby face. Leo looks more and more like his own Momma every day. They could be siblings, twins.

by Anonymousreply 12May 23, 2023 3:24 AM

Leo is fat, Fassy is not. The latter's wrinkles will be more pronounced.

Leo also has a child sized nose and chin so if he ever does lose weight, he will look like that little cartoon dog with the jowls that sag to his navel. Fassbender has manlier facial features so his face doesn't say, just show the crow's feet.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2023 3:39 AM

You could put Leo in Lederhosen and dip him in chocolate and he'd be adorable- he's a chubby little kinder fatty.

Fassy is a Thin White Duke. Rangy and edgy. I prefer that.

I'd like to watch a movie where they play rival Nazi commanders. But Leo is the villain and Fass the tortured nonbeliever who betrays him and sabotages their mission. Switch it up.

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2023 3:46 AM

Like Ewan MacGregor, Harvey Keitel, etc. he had the surgery where they cut the penis gristle away from the pubic bone, hang a weight on it for a month or so then inject with dermal fillers. Voila: Long Phat Dong.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2023 3:54 AM

r15 That succubus clearly sucked the life force out of him. It's unnatural how ironed out her face looks.

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2023 3:55 AM

How is Alicia VIkander always so overly tan? She wasn't always like that.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2023 3:57 AM

Scruff on a wizened completion is aging.

by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2023 3:58 AM

R16's description of Leo sounds like Augustus Gloop.

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2023 4:00 AM

R17 is one of those "if it's big it must be 'shopped'" trolls.

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2023 4:25 AM

I’m going to email him and ask if I can have his stuff. Eat something already!

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2023 4:26 AM

He has always had 2% body fat.

Look back to Shame—you can see every muscle striation under his thrusting thighs and ass.

But it's not a hot look after a certain age.

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2023 4:29 AM

He got married and had a kid. It can age you.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2023 4:40 AM

R7 Leo isn’t married with kids.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2023 4:40 AM

Unless he does 100% of the rearing, crotchfruit doesn't explain why Vikander looks exactly the same, if not younger.

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2023 4:42 AM

Cause she has makeup on?

by Anonymousreply 28May 23, 2023 4:55 AM

Holy shit he looks like hell.

by Anonymousreply 29May 23, 2023 5:12 AM

aging quickly

by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2023 5:51 AM

"Doctor, do whatever you can to make me look like Eddie Redmayne."

by Anonymousreply 31May 23, 2023 6:17 AM

He has that unfortunate age related ptosis going on. Happened to Brandon Routh too.

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2023 6:23 AM

He's inheriting much more from his German father than his Irish mother.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2023 6:58 AM

He’s still hot. He’s just ageing. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2023 8:06 AM

The Ozzie & Harriet Show?

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2023 8:28 AM

His eyebrows look pasted on, but maybe it's just the way they look because the entire forehead is drooping, not just the eyelids. His ears have gotten huge, I've never seen that in anyone who wasn't either very elderly or very ill.

He's aged a lot in the last three years.

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by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2023 10:19 AM

His mother looks like Moira Rose.

by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2023 10:21 AM

Looks like he’s wearing shit eyeliner. His pupils look suspiciously tiny too. Makes him look mental. Something is off definitely. Botox? A little “work” that’s altered things just enough to seem too different?

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2023 10:36 AM

He’s always looked older than his age, so I’m not totally surprised. Plus he’s very fair skinned. Guessing the picture makes his skin look worse than it probably is too.

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2023 10:43 AM

Leo and his constricted pupils. Is that coke in his nostril?

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2023 11:02 AM

r28 Makeup isn't botox, babe.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2023 11:37 AM

[quote] Plus he’s very fair skinned.

Is this a euphemism for "big ole drunk?"

by Anonymousreply 42May 24, 2023 2:27 AM

He’s transitioning into being a Kennedy

by Anonymousreply 43May 24, 2023 3:04 AM

I want to sing "Isn't He Lovely?"

by Anonymousreply 44May 24, 2023 3:19 AM

I still think he's sexy as hell. Sun, booze, sex all at once will do that.

by Anonymousreply 45May 24, 2023 3:52 AM

Perhaps he had Covid? That may have aged him.

by Anonymousreply 46May 24, 2023 5:42 AM

He's creepy looking and assaulted one of his girlfriends before hitting it big. Let him fade into nothingness.

by Anonymousreply 47May 24, 2023 5:52 AM

At some point in life, you have to choose your face or your ass.

by Anonymousreply 48May 24, 2023 6:03 AM

r40 Leo does coke?

by Anonymousreply 49May 24, 2023 6:22 AM

Fassbender looks elderly.

by Anonymousreply 50May 24, 2023 6:24 AM

Is he vegan?

by Anonymousreply 51May 24, 2023 6:24 AM

No! No! No! Not Michael Fassbender.

There is something going on with his eyes. Maybe some minor work but I think it's noticeable.

Do not mess with your eyes.

But yes the Irish have awful aging genes. I thank the gods every night that despite being 1/4 Irish I got the Italian aging genes in my family. I barely have any gray hair and I ain't young. My once gorgeous hunky little brother got the Irish/German genes - 6'3" blonde hair blue eyes perfect face athletic body - looks 15 years older than he is. It's painful to watch and breaks my heart. I never got along with my dad very well but for this I thank him.

by Anonymousreply 52May 24, 2023 6:32 AM

And drinking. Gawd, he looks like shit.

by Anonymousreply 53May 24, 2023 8:09 AM

Colin Farrell is full irish, is he not? And he's aging just fine.

by Anonymousreply 54May 24, 2023 8:37 AM

That’s 46? Cripe, he’s curdling.

Went to the Hugh Jackman school of aging.

by Anonymousreply 55May 24, 2023 9:25 AM

On the left side of his face in that picture, it looks like an entire strip of face fat is missing. His face is not remotely symmetrical and it doesn’t look normal.

by Anonymousreply 56May 24, 2023 9:51 AM

It's ptosis. If anything, he should have more work done to fix it.

by Anonymousreply 57May 28, 2023 8:34 AM

The forced smile does him no favors.

by Anonymousreply 58May 28, 2023 8:45 AM

R7, in that photo Leo has lots of lines in his forehead and around his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 59May 28, 2023 8:52 AM

[quote]Well after seeing that C. Thomas Howell post, this isn't so bad.

Ha, I was thinking that too; he's pretty wrinkly, but he's not C. Thomas Howell. He's always been thin, but since his racing days, he's become very thin - practically looking a human version of beef jerky. The pictures OP posted is a particularly bad one, but none of them are particularly great. He just looks tired, like he doesn't want to be there but he's putting up a show.

Paul Mescal troll, behold: this is his future

by Anonymousreply 60May 28, 2023 10:18 AM

I remember seeing Hugh Jackman up close, circa...2003 or 2004. He never had great skin.

by Anonymousreply 61May 28, 2023 12:01 PM

Yeah, He always looked older, mostly from being to thin, i think. When he first appeared i was shocked to learn he was in gis early thirties or something.

by Anonymousreply 62May 28, 2023 12:16 PM

I wanna hear 👂 more about his RUG

by Anonymousreply 63May 28, 2023 12:27 PM

he's turning into Eddie Redmayne 🦎

by Anonymousreply 64May 28, 2023 12:30 PM

Datalounge people- Check out this trailer . His looks are COMPLETELY GONE

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by Anonymousreply 65May 28, 2023 1:36 PM

My word, he looks like my father-in-law!

by Anonymousreply 66May 28, 2023 1:41 PM

He looks better here despite crashing out of the race.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 15, 2023 5:45 PM

He looks ok from far, it’s when you see him up close that you see the wrinkles. I’ve seen close up pictures of him from years back and he had the same lines, so it’s nothing new.

by Anonymousreply 68June 15, 2023 11:26 PM

he's a half Irish, half German ginger and lost the genetic lottery

by Anonymousreply 69June 16, 2023 12:10 AM

All the smoking and boozing can't have helped.

by Anonymousreply 70June 16, 2023 12:20 AM

TRIGGERED. This thread is offensive in every way.

by Anonymousreply 71June 16, 2023 12:23 AM
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