Judge away. A bitch couldn’t resist trying a new sweet.
Gurls, I had to try it 🙈
|by Anonymous||reply 103||May 25, 2023 12:44 AM|
That looks like a sugar bomb.
I'd be sick after just one bite.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||May 22, 2023 12:09 AM|
i cant tell how big it is - it does look HORRIBLE.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||May 22, 2023 12:11 AM|
At least it will come out looking the same way it did going in.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||May 22, 2023 12:13 AM|
That looks truly synthetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||May 22, 2023 12:16 AM|
Goodness, looks like something from a bad lab experiment.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||May 22, 2023 12:16 AM|
How was it?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||May 22, 2023 12:18 AM|
Calories per slice, op?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||May 22, 2023 12:22 AM|
You can make one yourself!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||May 22, 2023 12:23 AM|
That's one soggy biscuit. 💦
|by Anonymous||reply 9||May 22, 2023 12:30 AM|
All I can say is $6 seems like a good deal. Unsure of the size though.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||May 22, 2023 12:32 AM|
^me again. The label says it's 1 lb of cake. For $6!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||May 22, 2023 12:33 AM|
R10 16 OZ
|by Anonymous||reply 12||May 22, 2023 12:34 AM|
Aloha means good buy!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||May 22, 2023 12:37 AM|
It’s probably red velvet. Tell me you bitches have never had red velvet cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||May 22, 2023 12:40 AM|
[quote] It’s probably red velvet. Tell me you bitches have never had red velvet cake.
Look at that consistency.
There's hardly any flour in it.
It's mostly sugar, and that thing would dissolve into nothing, if left out.
Sugar and food coloring.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||May 22, 2023 12:42 AM|
Are you REJOICING right now?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||May 22, 2023 12:46 AM|
R14 it sounds like you’ve never had red velvet cake if you think that’s red velvet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||May 22, 2023 12:48 AM|
OP, did you like it?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||May 22, 2023 12:50 AM|
It looks like a huge bloody tumor.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||May 22, 2023 12:50 AM|
That queen in the video at r8 thinks she's the shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||May 22, 2023 12:51 AM|
[quote] It looks like a huge bloody tumor.
It looks like my last period.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||May 22, 2023 1:09 AM|
I imagine your period would have more icing, Ms M.
OP, please report back with your review so we know you're not in diabetic shock.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||May 22, 2023 1:33 AM|
It looks yummy to me - I love fruit punch.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||May 22, 2023 1:40 AM|
R23 are ya a great big fat person just like OP Ed.win?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||May 22, 2023 1:45 AM|
Is this like a 7Up cake?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||May 22, 2023 1:48 AM|
I love the fact that the expiration date is FOUR MONTHS from now!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||May 22, 2023 1:49 AM|
Please report back Op.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||May 22, 2023 1:51 AM|
R25 they’re made by the same company.
R23 it was a lot more tasty than I thought it would be.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||May 22, 2023 1:52 AM|
OP, there are better places to buy baked goods than CVS.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||May 22, 2023 1:52 AM|
It expires tomorrow?
It must be 6 months old.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||May 22, 2023 1:56 AM|
At that price, how bad could it be?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||May 22, 2023 2:02 AM|
Does it come in sheet cake size?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||May 22, 2023 2:05 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||May 22, 2023 2:10 AM|
Is that you at R8, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||May 22, 2023 2:21 AM|
OP, I would love it and eat it without cutting or putting it on a plate. Yum. It looks perfectly piggy and I need that once in a while.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||May 22, 2023 2:22 AM|
What is the red?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||May 22, 2023 2:48 AM|
R36 has never heard of Hawaiian Punch it seems.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||May 22, 2023 2:49 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||May 22, 2023 2:51 AM|
Did you purchase it with that wedge out of it? It’s a CVS cake; you should have been given a discoiunt. Same shit, when they slide their fingers in and touch the frosting: discount. Every time. Yep.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||May 22, 2023 2:52 AM|
I got it from a supermarket. It’s sold at supermarkets.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||May 22, 2023 2:56 AM|
I would pounce on that cake. Then make coffee. Then pounce on it some more while the coffee brews/cools. This is where it’s difficult to swallow and I’m making that noise dogs make when there’s peanut butter on the roof of their mouths.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||May 22, 2023 3:00 AM|
Is this the official state dessert?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||May 22, 2023 3:02 AM|
Just the industrially designed label would be enough to scare me off.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||May 22, 2023 11:34 AM|
I supposed if that cake was just sitting there I might be tempted.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||May 22, 2023 12:24 PM|
OP, can you confirm its fruity flavour?
I hate red velvet cake. It's the only cake I will not touch.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||May 22, 2023 12:36 PM|
Can I have it delivered by Goldbelly for $150?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||May 22, 2023 12:36 PM|
R45 idk why you would think of red velvet for a HAWAIIAN PUNCH CAKE, made with Hawaiian Punch mix.
Yes, it tastes like Fruit Punch.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||May 22, 2023 2:37 PM|
"Yes, it tastes like Fruit Punch."
Was ever a more damning statement uttered?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||May 22, 2023 2:41 PM|
R48 yes, you continuously bringing up red velvet cake. You must’ve never seen a red velvet cake or have ever tasted a red velvet cake if you think a Hawaiian punch cake will taste like red velvet.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||May 22, 2023 2:44 PM|
"Don't eat the red ones!"
|by Anonymous||reply 50||May 22, 2023 2:54 PM|
R49, You have misidentified me. I have not posted Word One about Red Velvet Cake. I daresay I have never eaten Red Velvet Cake. I eat cake rarely (weak sweet tooth), but when I do it is heavily-frosted Chocolate Cake.
So STHU about me (r48 and r38 ONLY)!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||May 22, 2023 4:25 PM|
I quite like red velvet cake - but I don't think I'd like this. I hate the mixture of chocolate and fruit in any shape or form.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||May 22, 2023 4:51 PM|
R52 you’re an uneducated delinquent and I really wish you would get off this site. Once again bringing up red velvet. R51 no, I didn’t. I know every time you post. Switching accounts doesn’t change that.
No one else on here is uneducated enough to not know the difference between Hawaiian Punch and Red Velvet cake. Fucking retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||May 22, 2023 4:58 PM|
^ Wow! Op's a real charmer. No wonder he eats a poor man's version of red velvet cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||May 22, 2023 5:10 PM|
It’s a FRUIT PUNCH cake. What don’t you understand r54?! So uneducated. Low class trash living off his mom still. Imagine if her job knew what her son does online
|by Anonymous||reply 55||May 22, 2023 5:22 PM|
Gurls, I had to try it 🙈
Judge away. A bitch couldn’t resist trying a new sweet and aim at even MORE daring choices!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||May 22, 2023 5:26 PM|
[quote]So uneducated. Low class trash living off his mom still.
Weird that this is your go-to insult. Says so much about you.
...and nothing about me.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||May 22, 2023 5:27 PM|
R57 no. It says a lot about you. Because it’s sadly the truth.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||May 22, 2023 5:29 PM|
I’ve heard of Hawaiian Punch but what is the red part of that cake made from? It looks like nothing I’ve seen in the human food world. R37
|by Anonymous||reply 59||May 22, 2023 6:09 PM|
Don't eat it before your colonoscopy. Your doctor will be livid!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||May 22, 2023 6:12 PM|
R53, You are insane! I have never posted about RV Cake, NOR HAVE I EVER SWITCHED ACCOUNTS.
I IMPLORE ANY OTHER POSTER(S) TO CHECK MY ACCOUNT (r51) TO BACK ME UP HERE WITH THIS NUTCASE!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||May 22, 2023 6:55 PM|
Moreover, JO r53, I know HFP is beyond sickly sweet, fit not even for Kool-Aid-drinking children. I've SEEN RVC, but AS I SAID, no interest in consuming any.
Go ahead; tell us all here about my "different accounts." Name them, you fat liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||May 22, 2023 6:59 PM|
I developed type 2 diabetes from looking at op’s pic
|by Anonymous||reply 63||May 22, 2023 7:00 PM|
R61 r62 you react the same every time you’re called out. You literally hand me everything I need. You’re a retard. If I were to ever choose to take you to court for the stalking and harassment you have done since 2019 to not only me but my family, you don’t have a leg to stand on.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||May 22, 2023 7:05 PM|
Why are you bitches saying the cake is unhealthy? It's a FRUIT punch cake. Fruit is good for you. Much better to eat a cake made of healthy, nutritious fruit than a chocolate cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||May 22, 2023 7:16 PM|
Does it taste just like Hawaiian Punch?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||May 22, 2023 7:49 PM|
And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
Say it with me, OP! Say it!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||May 22, 2023 7:56 PM|
[quote]And we always know when you post.
On top of everything else OP has revealed himself as a "we" troll.
Says it all.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||May 22, 2023 8:35 PM|
It looks like trashy goodness. I would try it.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||May 22, 2023 10:11 PM|
Well, does it even smell like red velvet?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||May 22, 2023 10:21 PM|
🤮 🤢 🤮 🤢
|by Anonymous||reply 71||May 22, 2023 10:22 PM|
I can't decide which one to buy: the Hawaiian Punch cake, the Orange Crush cake, or the A&W Root Beer cake. Decisions, decisions.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||May 24, 2023 8:11 PM|
I bought one but it came bundled with a 3 month supply of Ozempic and cost $3,006! That was the only way my grocer would sell it. ☹️
|by Anonymous||reply 73||May 24, 2023 8:39 PM|
FAT WHORES SCREAM!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||May 24, 2023 8:46 PM|
[quote] does it even smell like red velvet?
it smells like food stamps and diabeetus.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||May 24, 2023 8:47 PM|
America circling the drain. The toilet drain.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||May 24, 2023 8:50 PM|
I'm crying. This is some low class Walmart aisle 5 fish wife bs, and it's been beyond entertaining. Ruthless bitches having trashbox cake and getting psychotic for conflating it with red-velvet cake. Must be the sugar making everyone so snipey!
The actual cake looks like an abscess, and let's not forget the base ingredient used to be dispensed from an oversized tin can you'd have to puncture to access said punch.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||May 24, 2023 9:01 PM|
R77 you’re low class. I don’t have food stamps. But your mom does.
The issue is no one with a working brain will look at that cake and think “red velvet”. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||May 24, 2023 9:16 PM|
Is it shark week, OP? Because this is the type of garbage one consumes when it's shark week.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||May 24, 2023 9:19 PM|
This cake is as low class as it gets. For basic bitches only.
Let us not deign for even a second to think otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||May 24, 2023 9:20 PM|
R80 hence the “I had to try it” with an embarrassed emoji. The embarrassment comes from me knowing it’s trash food but I wanted to try it. Idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||May 24, 2023 9:22 PM|
Cafe Valley Bakery?
"2.0 I wouldn't suggest working there to my worst enemy. Customer Service Coordinator (Former Employee) - Marion, IN - April 14, 2023"
|by Anonymous||reply 82||May 24, 2023 9:25 PM|
Is this the bakery, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||May 24, 2023 9:29 PM|
I’ve shot more attractive bloody shits from my ass. I’m sure they’d taste better, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||May 24, 2023 9:29 PM|
That looks like Dawson’s 50 Load Hawaiian Punch Cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||May 24, 2023 9:32 PM|
I've seen 7-Up cake at several local stores, but I've never seen any of the other ones mentioned here (HP, A&W or Orange Crush).
|by Anonymous||reply 86||May 24, 2023 9:35 PM|
Here’s a map showing locations where one can find the delicious baked goods of Café Valley Bakery.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||May 24, 2023 9:39 PM|
There are always GOATSE cakes, when soda pop cakes aren't slumming enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||May 24, 2023 9:43 PM|
R86 I tried that one in 2021. It was actually good.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||May 24, 2023 9:53 PM|
The Mountain Dew Torte at Demel in Vienna ist köstlich
|by Anonymous||reply 90||May 24, 2023 10:00 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 91||May 24, 2023 10:05 PM|
I like Op’s shitty attitude and refusal to answer questions:
Did it taste like Hawaiian Punch?
Did you like it?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||May 24, 2023 10:26 PM|
Is it like tres leches in texture?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||May 24, 2023 10:56 PM|
All I know is the last time I are a red velvet cookie the next more I thought I was hemorrhaging on the terlit. Damn red dye.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||May 24, 2023 11:08 PM|
Red velvet cake is maroon/burgundy colored. Never ever has it been a bright vibrant red color.
Funny how the most uneducated person around who still lives off his mom who is on EBT always has the most to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||May 24, 2023 11:11 PM|
I only eat Tahiti Treat cake. If a restaurant offers Hawaiian Punch cake and they don't sell Tahiti Treat cake as well, I'll walk out.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||May 24, 2023 11:40 PM|
The map shows they carry them at Pathmark. I’m going to get out my Time Machine and go get one, because that store has been out of business for years. Also, I thought Sprouts was supposedly a healthy food store.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||May 24, 2023 11:54 PM|
R97 there are still some Pathmarks. Just very few.
There is one here in Brooklyn
|by Anonymous||reply 98||May 24, 2023 11:58 PM|
A lot of healthy food stores still sell some junk.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||May 24, 2023 11:58 PM|
r87 Oh. Come to find out, OP and I have cakes from the same company, then. Mine is a 7Up cake. I bought it three days ago. There is one slice left. Yes, I ate it all by myself. But I have a very good excuse.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||May 25, 2023 12:40 AM|
R100 I said it’s from the same company upthread and said I’ve had it before and actually liked it.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||May 25, 2023 12:42 AM|
Can I buy these cakes in NYC? That map isn’t terrible helpful. I can’t tell where that ShopRite is supposed to be exactly.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||May 25, 2023 12:42 AM|
R102 I bought the 7UP one in an Aldi in Brooklyn but they since stopped selling it.
The Hawaiian Punch one I got while out of state.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||May 25, 2023 12:44 AM|