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Favorite quotes. From anywhere.

“Are you in the legitimate theatah?”

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by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2023 10:39 PM

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.“

by Anonymousreply 1May 21, 2023 2:43 PM

"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!"

by Anonymousreply 2May 21, 2023 2:47 PM

“I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.”

by Anonymousreply 3May 21, 2023 2:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 4May 21, 2023 3:06 PM

“Dear Lord, she’s everywhere!”

by Anonymousreply 5May 21, 2023 3:08 PM

Corn, when did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 6May 21, 2023 3:08 PM

"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"

by Anonymousreply 7May 21, 2023 3:30 PM

“Am I going out like Stan Chera?”

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2023 3:38 PM

"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings." - Ursula K. Le Guin

by Anonymousreply 9May 21, 2023 3:39 PM

Please type the source of your quote as well as the quote itself.

by Anonymousreply 10May 21, 2023 3:40 PM

“Everybody gets ice. It’s just that the rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter”

Bat Masterson’s final column, 1921, New York Morning Telegraph.

by Anonymousreply 11May 21, 2023 3:57 PM

“It’s me or this wallpaper. One of us has to go.” Oscar Wilde, shortly before he died.

by Anonymousreply 12May 21, 2023 3:59 PM

“Remember to put the shower curtain inside the tub.” Conrad Hilton’s final words.

by Anonymousreply 13May 21, 2023 4:01 PM

" Mmmm, hemlock. I hear it's all the rage in Sparta."

by Anonymousreply 14May 21, 2023 4:01 PM

" Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

by Anonymousreply 15May 21, 2023 4:01 PM

"Tighten that ass!"

by Anonymousreply 16May 21, 2023 4:02 PM

“What’s this button for?”

Christa McAuliffe, shortly before she pushed it

by Anonymousreply 17May 21, 2023 4:03 PM

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

by Anonymousreply 18May 21, 2023 4:11 PM

"For the helluva price you paid for it, that squaw's pussy had better be tight and velvet lined."

My maternal grandmother said this to her son after he quietly shared regret for marrying his control freak infantile cunt of a wife. He said he wished he had left the engagement ring in the glove compartment. This was the last time they spoke as my grandmother died less than two weeks later.

by Anonymousreply 19May 21, 2023 4:12 PM

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.

-Mother Jones

by Anonymousreply 20May 21, 2023 4:12 PM

2 in the ass is better than 1 in the pussy

by Anonymousreply 21May 21, 2023 4:14 PM

When someone tells you somebody’s name you should instantly reply “oh that’s what you call it”.

by Anonymousreply 22May 21, 2023 4:16 PM

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

by Anonymousreply 23May 21, 2023 4:22 PM

"Put it in me!"

-the 24 year old Desi boy that followed me home

by Anonymousreply 24May 21, 2023 4:43 PM

"Dad, what's pervert mean?"

"I dunno son. Just shut up and keep sucking."

Lenny Bruce, the night he got fired.

by Anonymousreply 25May 21, 2023 5:41 PM

“ To Connecticut Rose!! “

by Anonymousreply 26May 22, 2023 12:15 AM

Quotes don’t necessarily need to be identified. As a matter of fact, they’re more fun when they aren’t:

by Anonymousreply 27May 22, 2023 12:19 AM

Put it IN!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28May 22, 2023 12:20 AM

"The more you say the less the better"

by Anonymousreply 29May 22, 2023 12:22 AM

"MEOW MEOW! I just burped up lunch."

by Anonymousreply 30May 22, 2023 12:24 AM

“Black?! Benjamin wasn’t black!! He was from New Jersey! I went to my Senior Prom with a Yankeh”

by Anonymousreply 31May 22, 2023 12:24 AM

“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?” - Lucille Bluth

by Anonymousreply 32May 22, 2023 12:33 AM

You're too short for that gesture.

by Anonymousreply 33May 22, 2023 12:41 AM

Don't pet a dog that is on fire.

by Anonymousreply 34May 22, 2023 12:43 AM

"O Lord, spare me from your followers." A bumper sticker I saw many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 35May 22, 2023 1:00 AM

Football manager Antonio Conte on how his players should structure their sex life around training for competition:

[quote] I explain to the players how they should have sex--intercourse should not last long and they should be on the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 36May 22, 2023 1:06 AM

“The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.”

by Anonymousreply 37May 22, 2023 1:08 AM

"Meet me at the waterfront after the social"

by Anonymousreply 38May 22, 2023 1:18 AM

Upon seeing an English acquaintance whom I hadn’t seen in years, I suggested we meet for a drink and to catch up. He said “we shall have a good gossip, tinged with malice”.

by Anonymousreply 39May 22, 2023 1:25 AM

"I wouldn't suck YOUR lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!"

by Anonymousreply 40May 22, 2023 1:27 AM

“If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”

by Anonymousreply 41May 22, 2023 1:27 AM

"Here comes a BIKINI WHALE!"

by Anonymousreply 42May 22, 2023 4:39 AM

Winston Churchill, upon being awakened on a bitterly cold February morning in 1954 during his final premiership to learn that a senior member of the Conservative Party had been arrested overnight in Regents Park when found [italic]in flagrante delicto[/italic]with a soldier:

“And to think, on the coldest night of the year. Makes you proud to be British.”

by Anonymousreply 43May 22, 2023 12:29 PM

"I have sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 44May 22, 2023 12:31 PM

“Doris, we’re in.”

Naomi Finsecker in Fame

by Anonymousreply 45May 22, 2023 12:34 PM

Something suddenly came up!

by Anonymousreply 46May 22, 2023 12:45 PM

Hypersexual bitch!

by Anonymousreply 47May 22, 2023 1:42 PM

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Will Rogers

by Anonymousreply 48May 22, 2023 1:59 PM

R48 as someone who struggles enormously with decision-making--either making poor ones, or not making them at all--that's heartening to read.

by Anonymousreply 49May 22, 2023 2:03 PM

Who ARE you?

by Anonymousreply 50May 22, 2023 2:10 PM

"Speaking of shamelessness, I once knew a girl who lost her virginity in Jerusalem on Good Friday, just behind the church of the Holy Sepulchre"

by Anonymousreply 51May 22, 2023 2:13 PM

"Then, you mean...all this time, we could have been friends?"

Baby Jane Hudson

by Anonymousreply 52May 22, 2023 4:14 PM

“Brains will only take you so far and luck always runs out”.

by Anonymousreply 53May 22, 2023 4:18 PM

Dennis Skinner, MP in the House of Commons: “Half the Tory members opposite are crooks”

House of Commons Speaker: “The honourable member MUST withdraw that remark”

Skinner: “OK, half the Tories are not crooks”

by Anonymousreply 54May 22, 2023 5:52 PM

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

by Anonymousreply 55May 22, 2023 6:10 PM

"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"

by Anonymousreply 56May 22, 2023 10:03 PM

Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother [italic]I... hate... you![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 57May 23, 2023 3:33 PM

I wouldn’t fuck him with somebody else’s dick.

by Anonymousreply 58May 23, 2023 3:56 PM

“Miss Beechum, are you a THESPIAN?”

by Anonymousreply 59May 23, 2023 3:58 PM

I’m hitting .841. I’m on the Bears. You live around here? I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?

by Anonymousreply 60May 23, 2023 4:01 PM

Children are sticky, and full of lies.

by Anonymousreply 61May 23, 2023 10:46 PM

“Why Mr. Babcock—you’ve gone OUT?!!!”

by Anonymousreply 62May 23, 2023 11:41 PM

R61 am almost certain it was me who posted that originally. It’s certainly something I say in daily life and have for years. If it was,my post you quote, then I am flattered and humbled. Perhaps my work here is done.

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2023 2:01 AM

May flights of angels, sing thee to thy rest

by Anonymousreply 64May 25, 2023 6:21 PM

Veni, vidi, vici

by Anonymousreply 65May 25, 2023 6:22 PM

I'm a minor celebrity in this town!

by Anonymousreply 66May 25, 2023 10:24 PM

“No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2023 10:33 PM

I'd have been happy to sit on Hawthorne's face seen here about 185 years ago in his mid-30's...

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