“Are you in the legitimate theatah?”
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.“
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 21, 2023 2:43 PM |
"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 21, 2023 2:47 PM |
“I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.”
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 21, 2023 2:51 PM |
Covfefe.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 21, 2023 3:06 PM |
“Dear Lord, she’s everywhere!”
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 21, 2023 3:08 PM |
Corn, when did I eat corn?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 21, 2023 3:08 PM |
"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 21, 2023 3:30 PM |
“Am I going out like Stan Chera?”
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 21, 2023 3:38 PM |
"We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings." - Ursula K. Le Guin
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 21, 2023 3:39 PM |
Please type the source of your quote as well as the quote itself.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 21, 2023 3:40 PM |
“Everybody gets ice. It’s just that the rich get it in the summer and the poor get it in the winter”
Bat Masterson’s final column, 1921, New York Morning Telegraph.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 21, 2023 3:57 PM |
“It’s me or this wallpaper. One of us has to go.” Oscar Wilde, shortly before he died.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 21, 2023 3:59 PM |
“Remember to put the shower curtain inside the tub.” Conrad Hilton’s final words.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 21, 2023 4:01 PM |
" Mmmm, hemlock. I hear it's all the rage in Sparta."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 21, 2023 4:01 PM |
" Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 21, 2023 4:01 PM |
"Tighten that ass!"
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 21, 2023 4:02 PM |
“What’s this button for?”
Christa McAuliffe, shortly before she pushed it
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 21, 2023 4:03 PM |
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 21, 2023 4:11 PM |
"For the helluva price you paid for it, that squaw's pussy had better be tight and velvet lined."
My maternal grandmother said this to her son after he quietly shared regret for marrying his control freak infantile cunt of a wife. He said he wished he had left the engagement ring in the glove compartment. This was the last time they spoke as my grandmother died less than two weeks later.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 21, 2023 4:12 PM |
Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living.
-Mother Jones
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 21, 2023 4:12 PM |
2 in the ass is better than 1 in the pussy
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 21, 2023 4:14 PM |
When someone tells you somebody’s name you should instantly reply “oh that’s what you call it”.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 21, 2023 4:16 PM |
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 21, 2023 4:22 PM |
"Put it in me!"
-the 24 year old Desi boy that followed me home
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 21, 2023 4:43 PM |
"Dad, what's pervert mean?"
"I dunno son. Just shut up and keep sucking."
Lenny Bruce, the night he got fired.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 21, 2023 5:41 PM |
“ To Connecticut Rose!! “
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 22, 2023 12:15 AM |
Quotes don’t necessarily need to be identified. As a matter of fact, they’re more fun when they aren’t:
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 22, 2023 12:19 AM |
Put it IN!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 22, 2023 12:20 AM |
"The more you say the less the better"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 22, 2023 12:22 AM |
"MEOW MEOW! I just burped up lunch."
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 22, 2023 12:24 AM |
“Black?! Benjamin wasn’t black!! He was from New Jersey! I went to my Senior Prom with a Yankeh”
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 22, 2023 12:24 AM |
“I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?” - Lucille Bluth
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 22, 2023 12:33 AM |
You're too short for that gesture.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 22, 2023 12:41 AM |
Don't pet a dog that is on fire.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 22, 2023 12:43 AM |
"O Lord, spare me from your followers." A bumper sticker I saw many years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 22, 2023 1:00 AM |
Football manager Antonio Conte on how his players should structure their sex life around training for competition:
[quote] I explain to the players how they should have sex--intercourse should not last long and they should be on the bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 22, 2023 1:06 AM |
“The English feel schadenfreude even about themselves.”
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 22, 2023 1:08 AM |
"Meet me at the waterfront after the social"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 22, 2023 1:18 AM |
Upon seeing an English acquaintance whom I hadn’t seen in years, I suggested we meet for a drink and to catch up. He said “we shall have a good gossip, tinged with malice”.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 22, 2023 1:25 AM |
"I wouldn't suck YOUR lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!"
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 22, 2023 1:27 AM |
“If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 22, 2023 1:27 AM |
"Here comes a BIKINI WHALE!"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 22, 2023 4:39 AM |
Winston Churchill, upon being awakened on a bitterly cold February morning in 1954 during his final premiership to learn that a senior member of the Conservative Party had been arrested overnight in Regents Park when found [italic]in flagrante delicto[/italic]with a soldier:
“And to think, on the coldest night of the year. Makes you proud to be British.”
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 22, 2023 12:29 PM |
"I have sufficient."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 22, 2023 12:31 PM |
“Doris, we’re in.”
Naomi Finsecker in Fame
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 22, 2023 12:34 PM |
Something suddenly came up!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 22, 2023 12:45 PM |
Hypersexual bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 22, 2023 1:42 PM |
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 22, 2023 1:59 PM |
R48 as someone who struggles enormously with decision-making--either making poor ones, or not making them at all--that's heartening to read.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 22, 2023 2:03 PM |
Who ARE you?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 22, 2023 2:10 PM |
"Speaking of shamelessness, I once knew a girl who lost her virginity in Jerusalem on Good Friday, just behind the church of the Holy Sepulchre"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 22, 2023 2:13 PM |
"Then, you mean...all this time, we could have been friends?"
Baby Jane Hudson
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 22, 2023 4:14 PM |
“Brains will only take you so far and luck always runs out”.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 22, 2023 4:18 PM |
Dennis Skinner, MP in the House of Commons: “Half the Tory members opposite are crooks”
House of Commons Speaker: “The honourable member MUST withdraw that remark”
Skinner: “OK, half the Tories are not crooks”
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 22, 2023 5:52 PM |
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 22, 2023 6:10 PM |
"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 22, 2023 10:03 PM |
Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother [italic]I... hate... you![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 23, 2023 3:33 PM |
I wouldn’t fuck him with somebody else’s dick.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 23, 2023 3:56 PM |
“Miss Beechum, are you a THESPIAN?”
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 23, 2023 3:58 PM |
I’m hitting .841. I’m on the Bears. You live around here? I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on? Harley-Davidson?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 23, 2023 4:01 PM |
Children are sticky, and full of lies.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 23, 2023 10:46 PM |
“Why Mr. Babcock—you’ve gone OUT?!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 23, 2023 11:41 PM |
R61 am almost certain it was me who posted that originally. It’s certainly something I say in daily life and have for years. If it was,my post you quote, then I am flattered and humbled. Perhaps my work here is done.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 24, 2023 2:01 AM |
May flights of angels, sing thee to thy rest
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 25, 2023 6:21 PM |
Veni, vidi, vici
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 25, 2023 6:22 PM |
I'm a minor celebrity in this town!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 25, 2023 10:24 PM |
“No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 25, 2023 10:33 PM |
I'd have been happy to sit on Hawthorne's face seen here about 185 years ago in his mid-30's...
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 25, 2023 10:39 PM |