The Side-tie Bikini

Delicious!

Not crazy about the color of it, go red!

Not our color either r2

Who's looking at the color R2! That's not what I'm focussing on.

All the wrong people will be wearing it, as usual.

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R4 I understand but the subject was what he's wearing.

Oh sorry R7. I thought the subject was "could there be a more slutty look".

It's very slutty and I love it. I didn't even notice the color. But I do think R5 has got a point.

I ordered one online and it arrived in a #10 envelope.

Pic please R9!

What’s a side-tie? Looks like regular underwear.

[quote] I ordered one online and it arrived in a #10 envelope.

What's "#10 envelope", precious? What's "#10 envelope"?

[quote]The Side-tie Bikini

A side tie style looks like this.

Moron.

Fuck 😏

So many goddamn fags will be wearing these.

There are NO TIES on that man's suit.

LIES FROM OP AGAIN.

I’m sure they’ll be popular with thatbniche of gay men who refer to themselves as “boys”. And that niche of “boys” who refer to themselves as “bois”.

Sexy on the right guy!

OP: how about this? Not strictly side-tied but along the same idea, with metallic hoop ‘connectors’ instead

The material looks like it becomes transparent when wet.

R19 the young man is gorgeous and can wear whatever he wants, even that tragic thingie. Who cares what he is wearing. He has lovely colouring. Maybe he can try the suit in a royal or navy blue.

It's more important to note that it's a side UN-tie bikini.

What's knot to like?

The ginger could give us some Jill Saint John Realness

Now *this* is a side-tied bikini

Easy access

If you've got it, flaunt it!

Leaves little to the imagination. I'm sure they'll be popular with a certain subset of gays.

R19 Very sexy guy, but that piece reminds me of a diaper for some reason.

This is why they hate us.

Hot dude but trashy wear

sexy sluts

Seems like the boy at r19 is quite popular

He’s model Nicholas Wright @nicholas_all

Languid sexuality

He's gorgeous.

[quote] This is why they hate us.

Dumb.

NOBODY hates men who look like this, you stupid cow.

I dunno about that. Americans hate to see men in Speedos. I don’t think they would love men in this

R38, you're being dramatic. They don't 'hate' them, they just find them to be ridiculous.

Have you ever heard how Americans typically talk about Speedos?

the back

^ Beautiful!

That model at R19 is me when I was 25 or so. Even his body hair matches mine at that time. My hair was a lighter shade of blond. But damn! I never wore that type of bathing suit but I did wear speedos for swimming. Well I finally found my doppelgänger 20 years later.

Dr. Jake has order some already!

Silver daddy

What on earth is this?

Reversible: colourful side

Black

But too much cloth at the side, depriving it of Poetry and Grace

R25 looks like one great fart would blow that entire ensemble right off his big ass!

R43 are you aging well? I bet you got all the cocks pointing in your direction looking like that!

Side tie for men is actually not easy to find

Front

Back: seemingly gravity defying!

How does it stay on?

Wow R51! Spectacular.

R43 post your pics!

These would be great for strippers too. I don't know anyone who would wear a suit like that but maybe on a gay cruise or clothing optional beach/pool. Might be a tad racy for the general public in the US.

I'm not one to judge, but the little gay tramps who wear these things must be riddled with STDs. Why else would they be wearing such a thing unless to avoid more risky sex into their lives?

Dunk!

Dunk!

Dunk!

Dunk!

Dunk!

Dunk!

Dunk!

That bikini is see-through when wet.

Ohh, thanks, we'll add some to our banana hammock collection!

Side ties are SASSY.

They come undone by accident.

Naughty, sassy slutty boy!

Well, it's a good thing they can only get an erection when someone starts blowing them.

Can someone ID the model in OPs post? 😍

R63: his name is Aaron Owen, some Love Island US edition contestant

In fact, his OF address is listed in the pic linked at r41

I watched Australians on the beach where they wear little swim suits, a few hot guys, but most were middle age men with big overlapping pregnancy bellies, think your grandfather in a speedo, no thanks.

Just looks like tacky stripperwear to me.

I would never even consider dating someone who dressed so scantily. Depraved gays.

R57 Try again and pay attention to word forms.

Apparel is only tacky if the person wearing it is tacky. Mr. Owen is rocking it.

Guys like that should slut it up. 🥵

Are there really that many prudes, conservative / conventional types, slut shamers, and frigid church ladies and maiden-aunties on DL?

What's wrong with displaying some dignity, r70? Do you have no sense of morality? Who, or rather WHAT, raised you?

The answer to your question is YES, R70. There is clearly an obvious contingent of religious, celibate, sheltered and/or closeted people here who are attracted to men and Datalounge is their only outlet to express it. Doesn’t stop them from clucking and finger-wagging at us, however.

So many gays have no morals or self-control when it comes to sex. Explains a lot about gay history over the past 40 years.

Heavens to Betsy!

[quote]So many gays have no morals or self-control when it comes to sex.

Funny thing is, the man pictured ain't even gay! Those outrageous booty cheeks have never men parted by another man

Daddy loves it too!!

No tie

Throwback: from ‘Blue Lagoon’

Is that Sam Champion at r76?

Beautiful gay porn stars Ruslan @angelo.ruslan and Tom @tomberbcn

Unbuckling

The model at R81 looks disturbingly yet alluringly like a younger version of Nate Shelley from “Ted Lasso.”

Or maybe it’s just me.

Low stock, only 4 left on Etsy.

moar summer slutwear

Look closely. It's held on by a thread.

All the hots sluts will be wearing this look

Mesh with modesty

Female clothing for effeminate geighs.

Suits by Viagra

Baby doll

Minimalist

chains

white / red

Looks like he's wearing a smooth scrotum.

I know the side ties are popular on Fire Island with a certain set of Broadway dance boys.

OP's slutty side-tie is still the sluttiest!

Looking 4 Sugar Daddy?, the new swimsuit line by Whorz

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Just say NO.

High-tied, low hanger.

gorgeous r100

Oh my stars and garters!

If you have a body like the one in OP or R100, yes, wear whatever you want. HOT.

Good: for those that haven’t reached well into middle age, have slim & attractive bodies with a bit of muscle, smooth skin and handsome faces.

Bad: the opposite of above. Don’t embarrass yourself or be delusional.

The Yasssss Kween outfit for the summer.

I wonder what the mind and thoughts of the trash who dress like this is like.

R106 Probably wanting to flaunt their bodies that they've worked hard to achieve/maintain- and want some attention for it.

R107 ok…

Check out my new line of femme string bikinis, the brand is called ‘Fisted & Felching’.