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-- Kate Beckinsale, COLD COMFORT FARM
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"I am afraid I am not very interested."
-- Kate Beckinsale, COLD COMFORT FARM
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 28, 2023 4:01 AM |
Sorry: I'm stoned enough to have posted that, but stoned enough not to realize later how stupid that sounds.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 20, 2023 4:33 AM |
"Drink your juice, Shelby."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 20, 2023 4:38 AM |
"Gee, what a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 20, 2023 4:40 AM |
With all my heart I still love the man I killed.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 20, 2023 4:40 AM |
"Oh, that's tacky, that's very tacky"....
Maggie Smith in Murder, by Death.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 20, 2023 4:52 AM |
“We’ll always have Paris.”
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 20, 2023 5:04 AM |
"You bore me."
Jess Lange to a cop in Frances.
(I don't want to say it to a cop though.)
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 20, 2023 5:09 AM |
"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 20, 2023 5:23 AM |
"You're a very strange man"
"You have no idea"
from Reversal of Fortune
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 20, 2023 5:26 AM |
That fish is four days old and I’m not buying it.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 20, 2023 5:31 AM |
Don't fuck with me fellas!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 20, 2023 7:09 AM |
^ Similarly, “I am NOT one of your FANS!”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 20, 2023 7:15 AM |
What she has you can't spell, and what you have you used to have.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 20, 2023 7:24 AM |
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 20, 2023 7:33 AM |
Shirley my dear, would you mind sitting somewhere else? Body odor offends me.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 20, 2023 7:34 AM |
The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 20, 2023 7:36 AM |
As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 20, 2023 7:37 AM |
How do you feel about Cleveland?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 20, 2023 7:39 AM |
Difficult colour, green… very tricky.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 20, 2023 7:44 AM |
What's in the box?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 20, 2023 7:52 AM |
Nobody's perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 20, 2023 7:53 AM |
Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 20, 2023 11:05 AM |
“I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if you had oxygen in your balls”
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 20, 2023 11:16 AM |
"It's your hand, Buckaroo."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 20, 2023 11:17 AM |
"You're just like your brother! Ignorant, uneducated hillbilly! Except the special thing about you is your peculiar ideas of love-making... WHICH IS NO LOVE-MAKING AT ALL!"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 20, 2023 11:28 AM |
"Johnny is such a hard name to remember, and so easy to forget."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 20, 2023 11:35 AM |
I’ll send for my things.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 20, 2023 11:44 AM |
What I tell belligerent gentleman callers:
[quote] Only way you get some pussy, man, is a bitch dies and wills it to you, and then, maybe.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 20, 2023 12:14 PM |
If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 20, 2023 12:29 PM |
What a dump!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 20, 2023 12:58 PM |
What a DUMP!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 20, 2023 1:00 PM |
He had a great ass but he couldn’t live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 20, 2023 1:03 PM |
[italic] Is That A Gun, Or Are You Excited To See Me ?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 20, 2023 1:05 PM |
Slightly tweaked: I AM big! It's other people who got small!
- Gloria Swanson, Sunset Blvd
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 20, 2023 1:11 PM |
You talking to me?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 20, 2023 1:14 PM |
You're not too bright...I like that in a man"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 20, 2023 1:18 PM |
What a smell of sulphur!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 20, 2023 1:19 PM |
I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 20, 2023 1:22 PM |
He’s a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. Shirley Maclaine, Steel Mags
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 20, 2023 1:24 PM |
Home is where you come when you run out of places.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 20, 2023 2:39 PM |
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 20, 2023 2:41 PM |
All my friends have big buts. (Big Top PeeWee)
I do Not have time for This! I do Not have time for You! (Inventing Anna).
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 20, 2023 2:52 PM |
YOU must be an amusing person.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 20, 2023 3:04 PM |
“Judging from the level of conversation so far, young man, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention.”
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 20, 2023 3:12 PM |
Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 20, 2023 3:13 PM |
Pretty much any line from Hot Fuzz.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 20, 2023 3:23 PM |
Idlewild! And step on it!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 20, 2023 3:25 PM |
^ I still use this when I get in an Uber or the odd yellow taxi. Just to see the reaction.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 20, 2023 3:25 PM |
But you ARE, Blanche, you are in that chair!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 20, 2023 3:30 PM |
The wisdom spilled forth at r16.
I just wish I could match this flawless, dubbed delivery.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 20, 2023 3:39 PM |
Wait, I am confused. Is this line really in Pieces, R15?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 20, 2023 3:48 PM |
Put the candle back.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 20, 2023 3:49 PM |
"I have HAD IT with these motherfucking SNAKES on this motherfucking plane"
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 20, 2023 3:52 PM |
Regrets : Everything sounds good that you didn’t do but at the time you didn’t want it.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 20, 2023 3:55 PM |
[quote]You shall be kept alive to always remind me of how close I came to danger.
I always say this to my fuck buddies!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 20, 2023 3:57 PM |
Yes! Yes! Say it! He voss my boyfriend!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 20, 2023 4:02 PM |
Not a movie, but I use “I think she’s tremendous“ all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 20, 2023 4:03 PM |
I stick my neck out for nobody.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 20, 2023 4:06 PM |
“This is my bed and that’s my parents’ bed. And this is where I sleep.”
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 20, 2023 4:07 PM |
Squeal like a pig…
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 20, 2023 4:10 PM |
Am I to understand that you want me to play a cow?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 20, 2023 4:11 PM |
I'd love t'kiss ya but I just washed m'hayuh.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 20, 2023 4:13 PM |
I could have used a Spppoon!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 20, 2023 4:13 PM |
"There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm".
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 20, 2023 4:43 PM |
👱🏻♀ What would you give me for a basket full of kisses ......
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 20, 2023 5:36 PM |
Why yes Maám, I am hungry. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 20, 2023 5:43 PM |
Enchantée to you too! Love, Margo
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 20, 2023 5:50 PM |
God! That moon is bright!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 20, 2023 5:50 PM |
Stay close to ze candles. Ze staircase can be treacherous.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 20, 2023 5:55 PM |
I actually use a few from A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.
"Come on, Dottie. You ain't on the farm anymore. Live a little." (Whenever someone wants to stay in than go out)
"Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original Peaches." (Whenever we take a group/family photo)
"I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow! (Self-explanatory)
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 20, 2023 5:59 PM |
Is THIS how we dress for the office? You look like a blood clot!
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 20, 2023 6:06 PM |
I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 20, 2023 6:09 PM |
Charmed, I’m sure!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 20, 2023 6:09 PM |
"There's two kinds of people in this world and you ain't none of 'em"
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 20, 2023 6:17 PM |
Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 20, 2023 6:26 PM |
With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 20, 2023 6:39 PM |
“There are two kinds of people in the world. My kind and assholes. It’s pretty obvious which category you fit in”
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 20, 2023 7:20 PM |
[quote] “Judging from the level of conversation so far, young man, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention.”
Splendid! The thrust direct! I shall commandeer that remark and wreak havoc with it at all my husband’s regimental dinner parties!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 20, 2023 7:26 PM |
Why that old gasoline truck is fifty if she's a day.
I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Oh, and by the way, there's a name for women like you .... but it isn't used outside of a kennel.
They used me like a woman.
I looked at you tonight and you weren't there, and I'm going to howl it out and make the biggest goddam explosion you've ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 20, 2023 7:43 PM |
"Up yours with a red hot poker."
Robby Benson in One On One 1977
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 20, 2023 8:05 PM |
"You've been more trouble to me than you're worth, one way or another, but it will soon be over now!"
"Sorry about the mess."
"Double 'Dumbass' on YOU!"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 20, 2023 8:24 PM |
Oh yeah, one more: "They always turn into blueberries." 😈
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 20, 2023 8:27 PM |
I invented Post-its.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 20, 2023 8:27 PM |
NOW a warning???
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 20, 2023 8:37 PM |
Oh, yes; Dr. Ashley felt that color has a great deal to do with the wellbeing of the emotionally disturrrrbed.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 20, 2023 8:46 PM |
Oh, my.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 20, 2023 9:07 PM |
Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 20, 2023 10:31 PM |
He Didn't Get Out Of The Cockadoodie Car!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 20, 2023 11:01 PM |
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 20, 2023 11:03 PM |
Dora I suspect you're a treasure..
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 20, 2023 11:07 PM |
You have a point. An idiotic one but a point nonetheless.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 21, 2023 12:01 AM |
Hey, wait a minute. Nobody leaves this room -- I've lost my purse.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 21, 2023 12:02 AM |
I'm not one of you anemic creatures who can get nourishment from a lettuce leaf - I'm a musician, I'm an artist! I have zest and appetite - and I like food!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 21, 2023 12:04 AM |
"We couldn't even hear you, in the night.... No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one else will come any nearer than that... In the night. In the dark." (bloodcurdling smile) --Mrs. Dudley, The Haunting of Hill House
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 21, 2023 12:07 AM |
“I’m not to be had for the price of a cocktail - like a salted peanut.”
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 21, 2023 12:37 AM |
Do you remember where you parked the car???
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 21, 2023 12:39 AM |
"It's big, it's beautiful, and you're going to love it."
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 21, 2023 12:44 AM |
See you at the party, Richter!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 21, 2023 12:46 AM |
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 21, 2023 12:50 AM |
"As long as there's a corner YOU'LL have a job!"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 21, 2023 1:35 AM |
[quote]With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls.
R77 Wow. That's a lot to squeeze into a conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 21, 2023 1:40 AM |
NOBODY puts baby in a corner!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 21, 2023 1:44 AM |
Of course, if you were really smart you'd get some of the other boys together and form a union.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 21, 2023 1:45 AM |
Get out before I kill you!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 21, 2023 1:48 AM |
Queen Charlotte has given me the line I now intend to use on DL for all deaths.
Sorrow. Sorrows. Prayers.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 21, 2023 2:09 AM |
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 21, 2023 2:22 AM |
What am I? A farmer? (said after 6pm if not wearing a tux)
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 21, 2023 3:34 AM |
^^I apologize. It's from TV and it's Alec Baldwin.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 21, 2023 3:35 AM |
The Calla- Lilies are in BLOOM AGAIN!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 21, 2023 3:36 AM |
"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 21, 2023 7:53 AM |
“You say you’re sorry, or I’m going to make you fucking sorry”
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 21, 2023 10:35 AM |
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 21, 2023 10:57 AM |
Bond, James Bond!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 21, 2023 11:41 AM |
But ya are Blanche! Ya are in that chair!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 21, 2023 12:16 PM |
Bought Marmalade?
Oh dear, I call that very feeble.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 21, 2023 5:36 PM |
You raped a dying man!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 22, 2023 1:04 AM |
R117 ?? What is that line from, please?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 22, 2023 1:59 AM |
*The World According to Garp* (spoken to DL fave Glenn Close).
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 22, 2023 2:20 AM |
"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. "
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 22, 2023 2:24 AM |
[quote] Difficult colour, green… very tricky.
I plan to use this next St. Patrick's Day. To devastating effect!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 22, 2023 2:31 AM |
It has line, style, simplicity...it says something.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 22, 2023 2:39 AM |
Also not a movie, but the movie trailer for Pink Flamingos. At the 1:05 mark, this beautiful queen shows up and says my favorite line - which I use anytime things are going my way - I think it's the future of city living!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 22, 2023 2:42 AM |
And when your waking up from your coma and I’m getting out prison Imma beat you death again. Cause I’m fkin stupid. I don’t give a fuck.
This line is so badass in Casino. But Joe Pesci deserves much credit for how he delivers it.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 22, 2023 2:48 AM |
"Hey, I'm walkin' here!"
"The pills are paid for."
"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 22, 2023 2:58 AM |
Mutual, I’m sure.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 22, 2023 2:58 AM |
Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 22, 2023 3:00 AM |
What's your damage Heather?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 22, 2023 3:01 AM |
Trying to understand [insert name] is like trying to find meaning in a Paulie Shore film.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 22, 2023 3:03 AM |
"There are two things in the world I can't abide: it's heat and heathens."
Death on the Nile (1978)
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 22, 2023 3:05 AM |
You blackhearted bitch!
Said to Shelley Winters in A Patch of Blue
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 22, 2023 3:06 AM |
Shug got talent. You ain’t got no talent.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 22, 2023 3:09 AM |
No one speaks of pavilions anymore, and that saddens me.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 22, 2023 3:24 AM |
"When I watch you eat. When I see you sleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 22, 2023 3:29 AM |
[quote]And when your waking up from your coma and I’m getting out prison Imma beat you death again. Cause I’m fkin stupid. I don’t give a fuck.
R124 I agree it's a great movie line but do you still hope to use in real life?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | May 22, 2023 5:00 AM |
R135 Yes I do. I’ve come close but never quite worked up the nerve.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | May 22, 2023 5:03 AM |
R134 I LOVE that quote. I love that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | May 22, 2023 3:47 PM |
"How's life?"
"Taking forever."
by Anonymous | reply 138 | May 22, 2023 3:52 PM |
It's a flat in the Archway Road and you think you're Virginia frigging Woolf!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | May 22, 2023 3:57 PM |
Buck never would have been in the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | May 22, 2023 3:58 PM |
I'm sorry I did that... I'd’ve rather cut off my hand.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | May 22, 2023 4:00 PM |
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by Anonymous | reply 142 | May 22, 2023 4:03 PM |
Leave the gun, take the cannollis.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | May 22, 2023 4:07 PM |
"It's wrong. It's SHOCKINGLY wrong!"
by Anonymous | reply 144 | May 22, 2023 4:13 PM |
"I've never met anyone who was happy. What are they like"?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | May 22, 2023 4:41 PM |
"An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman's best friend."
And
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has left to hold onto."
by Anonymous | reply 146 | May 22, 2023 5:15 PM |
"Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well DO ya?"
by Anonymous | reply 147 | May 22, 2023 5:28 PM |
"Let me let you let me go"
by Anonymous | reply 148 | May 22, 2023 6:04 PM |
I'll be back!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | May 22, 2023 6:05 PM |
Nine years of ballet, asshole!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | May 22, 2023 6:11 PM |
Darling, haven't you ever heard of a delightful little thing called boarding school?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | May 22, 2023 6:17 PM |
Are ya' ready to have some fun ?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | May 22, 2023 8:52 PM |
I wish I didn't have to kill ya' but ya' leave me no choice.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | May 22, 2023 8:53 PM |
That's it then! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 22, 2023 8:58 PM |
Go ahead, make my day.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 22, 2023 9:04 PM |
I'm afraid I've come to spill jam on your party dress.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 22, 2023 9:05 PM |
This exchange from First Wives Club amused me.
GIRLFRIEND: "Your husband is wrong. You are NOT Satan!"
GOLDIE: "Oh, stoooop!"
So I will sometimes say "Oh, stoooop!" when someone gives me a backhanded compliment.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 22, 2023 9:09 PM |
"A garden variety manic depressive. Tedious, very tedious."
-- H. Lecter
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 22, 2023 9:14 PM |
"Multipass."
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 22, 2023 9:15 PM |
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 22, 2023 9:50 PM |
I've got a scathing brilliant idea!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 22, 2023 10:34 PM |
You wanna hear about my mystery man? I could tell you all about him but you might be HISTORY, man!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 23, 2023 12:04 AM |
I love movies but I'm not recognizing some of these posts! Please post where the lines originated.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | May 23, 2023 12:29 AM |
"Oh, go stick ya tongue up a dead dog's anus, ya mug!"
by Anonymous | reply 164 | May 23, 2023 12:47 AM |
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
by Anonymous | reply 165 | May 23, 2023 1:02 AM |
“ We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.”
by Anonymous | reply 166 | May 23, 2023 1:06 AM |
R167, I can practically recite all the dialogue from that movie. I love it! The Godfather I is the only other movie I can do that with. God I love A Few Good Men.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | May 23, 2023 1:40 AM |
Yes R167 A Few Good Men is one of my favorites too. It is one of those movies I can watch over and over
by Anonymous | reply 169 | May 23, 2023 1:53 AM |
"To have no talent is not enough!" (Tessie Tura, 'Gypsy')
by Anonymous | reply 170 | May 23, 2023 1:59 AM |
Okay, so it's from a TV show, not a movie.
"I can't believe you don't shut up!"
by Anonymous | reply 171 | May 23, 2023 2:00 AM |
“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!”
by Anonymous | reply 172 | May 23, 2023 2:05 AM |
R172, Donnie Darko!!! I loved that line.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | May 23, 2023 3:18 AM |
Thanks, R173. I thought I knew most movie lines but some of these posts left me blank.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | May 23, 2023 9:28 AM |
Notes on a Scandal--R139
by Anonymous | reply 175 | May 23, 2023 9:46 PM |
If I was a ranch, they'd have named me the Bar Nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | May 24, 2023 2:53 PM |
"I'd rethink the jewelry, Tess."
by Anonymous | reply 177 | May 24, 2023 3:08 PM |
Stewardess, I speak jive.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | May 24, 2023 3:50 PM |
Don't say toilet, say Kiki.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | May 24, 2023 4:06 PM |
I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | May 24, 2023 4:10 PM |
"Hobart, please remember – Herr Willens is not only my lover; he is also my guest."
by Anonymous | reply 181 | May 24, 2023 4:53 PM |
"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | May 24, 2023 5:04 PM |
R182 I've used that line often over the years. Another fun Cool Hand Luke line I use, especially when barely making it through a red light: "Comin' thru, boss."
by Anonymous | reply 183 | May 24, 2023 11:21 PM |
“Just know every time that you kiss him, you tasting my mussy.”
Except in Poetic Justice she says pussy. Black character actress with HEAVY old school New York accent. She stays working. I think she was on CSI, played in some sitcom with Joe Rogan in the 90s when he walking sex, and one of Cameron D’s good girlfriends in Something bout Mary.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | May 24, 2023 11:26 PM |
All About Eve has a million of them. Some that haven't been mentioned:
"You're too short for that gesture."
"All playwrights should be dead for 200 years!"
"Addison, I distictly remember crossing you off my guest list. Margo, you were an enchanting Peter Pan. You must play it again soon."
"Miss Casswell is a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."
by Anonymous | reply 185 | May 25, 2023 12:33 AM |
I am ready for my close up.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | May 25, 2023 2:03 AM |
We're in, Doris! We're in!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | May 25, 2023 3:00 AM |
Bueller...Bueller...Bueller.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | May 25, 2023 3:07 AM |
"Mothuh of Jeffuhson Davis! She's passin' the fox!"
by Anonymous | reply 189 | May 25, 2023 9:15 PM |
“I’m not one of your fans!” “Ahhhhhhh 😡”
by Anonymous | reply 190 | May 25, 2023 9:31 PM |
so many assholes, so few bullets
by Anonymous | reply 191 | May 25, 2023 11:08 PM |
[quote]He had a great ass but he couldn’t live forever.—Which movie is this from?
"The Whales of August," Rose. Spoken by Miss Lillian Gish.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | May 25, 2023 11:54 PM |
R182, You've taken the missing "a" from Armstrong's "One small step for [a] man,...." and mistakenly given it to this line from "CHL."
by Anonymous | reply 194 | May 27, 2023 12:52 AM |
"We men are wretched things..."
Achilles in "Troy."
by Anonymous | reply 195 | May 28, 2023 3:53 AM |
Actually I’m wrong. The actress, Khandi Alexander, I had in mind doesn’t say the line, it gets said to her. Its funny how our memories work.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | May 28, 2023 4:01 AM |
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