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Great lines from movies you still hope to use in real life

"I am afraid I am not very interested."

-- Kate Beckinsale, COLD COMFORT FARM

by Anonymousreply 196May 28, 2023 4:01 AM

Sorry: I'm stoned enough to have posted that, but stoned enough not to realize later how stupid that sounds.

by Anonymousreply 1May 20, 2023 4:33 AM

"Drink your juice, Shelby."

by Anonymousreply 2May 20, 2023 4:38 AM

"Gee, what a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."

by Anonymousreply 3May 20, 2023 4:40 AM

With all my heart I still love the man I killed.

by Anonymousreply 4May 20, 2023 4:40 AM

"Oh, that's tacky, that's very tacky"....

Maggie Smith in Murder, by Death.

by Anonymousreply 5May 20, 2023 4:52 AM

“We’ll always have Paris.”

by Anonymousreply 6May 20, 2023 5:04 AM

"You bore me."

Jess Lange to a cop in Frances.

(I don't want to say it to a cop though.)

by Anonymousreply 7May 20, 2023 5:09 AM

"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know."

by Anonymousreply 8May 20, 2023 5:23 AM

"You're a very strange man"

"You have no idea"

from Reversal of Fortune

by Anonymousreply 9May 20, 2023 5:26 AM

That fish is four days old and I’m not buying it.

by Anonymousreply 10May 20, 2023 5:31 AM

Don't fuck with me fellas!

by Anonymousreply 11May 20, 2023 7:09 AM

^ Similarly, “I am NOT one of your FANS!”

by Anonymousreply 12May 20, 2023 7:15 AM

What she has you can't spell, and what you have you used to have.

by Anonymousreply 13May 20, 2023 7:24 AM

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

by Anonymousreply 14May 20, 2023 7:33 AM

Shirley my dear, would you mind sitting somewhere else? Body odor offends me.

by Anonymousreply 15May 20, 2023 7:34 AM

The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a waterbed at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 16May 20, 2023 7:36 AM

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

by Anonymousreply 17May 20, 2023 7:37 AM

How do you feel about Cleveland?

by Anonymousreply 18May 20, 2023 7:39 AM

Difficult colour, green… very tricky.

by Anonymousreply 19May 20, 2023 7:44 AM

What's in the box?

by Anonymousreply 20May 20, 2023 7:52 AM

Nobody's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 21May 20, 2023 7:53 AM

Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd fuck.

by Anonymousreply 22May 20, 2023 11:05 AM

“I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if you had oxygen in your balls”

by Anonymousreply 23May 20, 2023 11:16 AM

"It's your hand, Buckaroo."

by Anonymousreply 24May 20, 2023 11:17 AM

"You're just like your brother! Ignorant, uneducated hillbilly! Except the special thing about you is your peculiar ideas of love-making... WHICH IS NO LOVE-MAKING AT ALL!"

by Anonymousreply 25May 20, 2023 11:28 AM

"Johnny is such a hard name to remember, and so easy to forget."

by Anonymousreply 26May 20, 2023 11:35 AM

I’ll send for my things.

by Anonymousreply 27May 20, 2023 11:44 AM

What I tell belligerent gentleman callers:

[quote] Only way you get some pussy, man, is a bitch dies and wills it to you, and then, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 28May 20, 2023 12:14 PM

If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.

by Anonymousreply 29May 20, 2023 12:29 PM

What a dump!

by Anonymousreply 30May 20, 2023 12:58 PM

What a DUMP!

by Anonymousreply 31May 20, 2023 1:00 PM

He had a great ass but he couldn’t live forever.

by Anonymousreply 32May 20, 2023 1:03 PM

[italic] Is That A Gun, Or Are You Excited To See Me ?

by Anonymousreply 33May 20, 2023 1:05 PM

Slightly tweaked: I AM big! It's other people who got small!

- Gloria Swanson, Sunset Blvd

by Anonymousreply 34May 20, 2023 1:11 PM

You talking to me?

by Anonymousreply 35May 20, 2023 1:14 PM

You're not too bright...I like that in a man"

by Anonymousreply 36May 20, 2023 1:18 PM

What a smell of sulphur!

by Anonymousreply 37May 20, 2023 1:19 PM

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

by Anonymousreply 38May 20, 2023 1:22 PM

He’s a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it. Shirley Maclaine, Steel Mags

by Anonymousreply 39May 20, 2023 1:24 PM

Home is where you come when you run out of places.

by Anonymousreply 40May 20, 2023 2:39 PM

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

by Anonymousreply 41May 20, 2023 2:41 PM

All my friends have big buts. (Big Top PeeWee)

I do Not have time for This! I do Not have time for You! (Inventing Anna).

by Anonymousreply 42May 20, 2023 2:52 PM

YOU must be an amusing person.

by Anonymousreply 43May 20, 2023 3:04 PM

“Judging from the level of conversation so far, young man, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention.”

by Anonymousreply 44May 20, 2023 3:12 PM

Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.

by Anonymousreply 45May 20, 2023 3:13 PM

Pretty much any line from Hot Fuzz.

by Anonymousreply 46May 20, 2023 3:23 PM

Idlewild! And step on it!

by Anonymousreply 47May 20, 2023 3:25 PM

^ I still use this when I get in an Uber or the odd yellow taxi. Just to see the reaction.

by Anonymousreply 48May 20, 2023 3:25 PM

But you ARE, Blanche, you are in that chair!

by Anonymousreply 49May 20, 2023 3:30 PM

The wisdom spilled forth at r16.

I just wish I could match this flawless, dubbed delivery.

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by Anonymousreply 50May 20, 2023 3:39 PM

Wait, I am confused. Is this line really in Pieces, R15?

by Anonymousreply 51May 20, 2023 3:48 PM

Put the candle back.

by Anonymousreply 52May 20, 2023 3:49 PM

"I have HAD IT with these motherfucking SNAKES on this motherfucking plane"

by Anonymousreply 53May 20, 2023 3:52 PM

Regrets : Everything sounds good that you didn’t do but at the time you didn’t want it.

by Anonymousreply 54May 20, 2023 3:55 PM

[quote]You shall be kept alive to always remind me of how close I came to danger.

I always say this to my fuck buddies!

by Anonymousreply 55May 20, 2023 3:57 PM

Yes! Yes! Say it! He voss my boyfriend!

by Anonymousreply 56May 20, 2023 4:02 PM

Not a movie, but I use “I think she’s tremendous“ all the time.

by Anonymousreply 57May 20, 2023 4:03 PM

I stick my neck out for nobody.

by Anonymousreply 58May 20, 2023 4:06 PM

“This is my bed and that’s my parents’ bed. And this is where I sleep.”

by Anonymousreply 59May 20, 2023 4:07 PM

Squeal like a pig…

by Anonymousreply 60May 20, 2023 4:10 PM

Am I to understand that you want me to play a cow?

by Anonymousreply 61May 20, 2023 4:11 PM

I'd love t'kiss ya but I just washed m'hayuh.

by Anonymousreply 62May 20, 2023 4:13 PM

I could have used a Spppoon!

by Anonymousreply 63May 20, 2023 4:13 PM

"There have always been Starkadders at Cold Comfort Farm".

by Anonymousreply 64May 20, 2023 4:43 PM

👱🏻‍♀ What would you give me for a basket full of kisses ......

by Anonymousreply 65May 20, 2023 5:36 PM

Why yes Maám, I am hungry. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!

by Anonymousreply 66May 20, 2023 5:43 PM

Enchantée to you too! Love, Margo

by Anonymousreply 67May 20, 2023 5:50 PM

God! That moon is bright!

by Anonymousreply 68May 20, 2023 5:50 PM

Stay close to ze candles. Ze staircase can be treacherous.

by Anonymousreply 69May 20, 2023 5:55 PM

I actually use a few from A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.

"Come on, Dottie. You ain't on the farm anymore. Live a little." (Whenever someone wants to stay in than go out)

"Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original Peaches." (Whenever we take a group/family photo)

"I'm so depressed, I could eat a cow! (Self-explanatory)

by Anonymousreply 70May 20, 2023 5:59 PM

The Quotable Mitchum

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by Anonymousreply 71May 20, 2023 6:02 PM

Is THIS how we dress for the office? You look like a blood clot!

by Anonymousreply 72May 20, 2023 6:06 PM

I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!

by Anonymousreply 73May 20, 2023 6:09 PM

Charmed, I’m sure!

by Anonymousreply 74May 20, 2023 6:09 PM

"There's two kinds of people in this world and you ain't none of 'em"

by Anonymousreply 75May 20, 2023 6:17 PM

Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.

by Anonymousreply 76May 20, 2023 6:26 PM

With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls.

by Anonymousreply 77May 20, 2023 6:39 PM

“There are two kinds of people in the world. My kind and assholes. It’s pretty obvious which category you fit in”

by Anonymousreply 78May 20, 2023 7:20 PM

[quote] “Judging from the level of conversation so far, young man, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention.”

Splendid! The thrust direct! I shall commandeer that remark and wreak havoc with it at all my husband’s regimental dinner parties!

by Anonymousreply 79May 20, 2023 7:26 PM

Why that old gasoline truck is fifty if she's a day.

I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Oh, and by the way, there's a name for women like you .... but it isn't used outside of a kennel.

They used me like a woman.

I looked at you tonight and you weren't there, and I'm going to howl it out and make the biggest goddam explosion you've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 80May 20, 2023 7:43 PM

"Up yours with a red hot poker."

Robby Benson in One On One 1977

by Anonymousreply 81May 20, 2023 8:05 PM

"You've been more trouble to me than you're worth, one way or another, but it will soon be over now!"

"Sorry about the mess."

"Double 'Dumbass' on YOU!"

by Anonymousreply 82May 20, 2023 8:24 PM

Oh yeah, one more: "They always turn into blueberries." 😈

by Anonymousreply 83May 20, 2023 8:27 PM

I invented Post-its.

by Anonymousreply 84May 20, 2023 8:27 PM

NOW a warning???

by Anonymousreply 85May 20, 2023 8:37 PM

Oh, yes; Dr. Ashley felt that color has a great deal to do with the wellbeing of the emotionally disturrrrbed.

by Anonymousreply 86May 20, 2023 8:46 PM

Oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 87May 20, 2023 9:07 PM

Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn.

by Anonymousreply 88May 20, 2023 10:31 PM

He Didn't Get Out Of The Cockadoodie Car!

by Anonymousreply 89May 20, 2023 11:01 PM

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

by Anonymousreply 90May 20, 2023 11:03 PM

Dora I suspect you're a treasure..

by Anonymousreply 91May 20, 2023 11:07 PM

You have a point. An idiotic one but a point nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 92May 21, 2023 12:01 AM

Hey, wait a minute. Nobody leaves this room -- I've lost my purse.

by Anonymousreply 93May 21, 2023 12:02 AM

I'm not one of you anemic creatures who can get nourishment from a lettuce leaf - I'm a musician, I'm an artist! I have zest and appetite - and I like food!

by Anonymousreply 94May 21, 2023 12:04 AM

"We couldn't even hear you, in the night.... No one could. No one lives any nearer than town. No one else will come any nearer than that... In the night. In the dark." (bloodcurdling smile) --Mrs. Dudley, The Haunting of Hill House

by Anonymousreply 95May 21, 2023 12:07 AM

“I’m not to be had for the price of a cocktail - like a salted peanut.”

by Anonymousreply 96May 21, 2023 12:37 AM

Do you remember where you parked the car???

by Anonymousreply 97May 21, 2023 12:39 AM

"It's big, it's beautiful, and you're going to love it."

by Anonymousreply 98May 21, 2023 12:44 AM

See you at the party, Richter!

by Anonymousreply 99May 21, 2023 12:46 AM

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

by Anonymousreply 100May 21, 2023 12:50 AM

"As long as there's a corner YOU'LL have a job!"

by Anonymousreply 101May 21, 2023 1:35 AM

[quote]With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls.

R77 Wow. That's a lot to squeeze into a conversation.

by Anonymousreply 102May 21, 2023 1:40 AM

NOBODY puts baby in a corner!

by Anonymousreply 103May 21, 2023 1:44 AM

Of course, if you were really smart you'd get some of the other boys together and form a union.

by Anonymousreply 104May 21, 2023 1:45 AM

Get out before I kill you!

by Anonymousreply 105May 21, 2023 1:48 AM

Queen Charlotte has given me the line I now intend to use on DL for all deaths.

Sorrow. Sorrows. Prayers.

by Anonymousreply 106May 21, 2023 2:09 AM

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!

by Anonymousreply 107May 21, 2023 2:22 AM

What am I? A farmer? (said after 6pm if not wearing a tux)

by Anonymousreply 108May 21, 2023 3:34 AM

^^I apologize. It's from TV and it's Alec Baldwin.

by Anonymousreply 109May 21, 2023 3:35 AM

The Calla- Lilies are in BLOOM AGAIN!

by Anonymousreply 110May 21, 2023 3:36 AM

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"

by Anonymousreply 111May 21, 2023 7:53 AM

“You say you’re sorry, or I’m going to make you fucking sorry”

by Anonymousreply 112May 21, 2023 10:35 AM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 113May 21, 2023 10:57 AM

Bond, James Bond!

by Anonymousreply 114May 21, 2023 11:41 AM

But ya are Blanche! Ya are in that chair!

by Anonymousreply 115May 21, 2023 12:16 PM

Bought Marmalade?

Oh dear, I call that very feeble.

by Anonymousreply 116May 21, 2023 5:36 PM

You raped a dying man!

by Anonymousreply 117May 22, 2023 1:04 AM

R117 ?? What is that line from, please?

by Anonymousreply 118May 22, 2023 1:59 AM

*The World According to Garp* (spoken to DL fave Glenn Close).

by Anonymousreply 119May 22, 2023 2:20 AM

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further. "

by Anonymousreply 120May 22, 2023 2:24 AM

[quote] Difficult colour, green… very tricky.

I plan to use this next St. Patrick's Day. To devastating effect!

by Anonymousreply 121May 22, 2023 2:31 AM

It has line, style, simplicity...it says something.

by Anonymousreply 122May 22, 2023 2:39 AM

Also not a movie, but the movie trailer for Pink Flamingos. At the 1:05 mark, this beautiful queen shows up and says my favorite line - which I use anytime things are going my way - I think it's the future of city living!

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by Anonymousreply 123May 22, 2023 2:42 AM

And when your waking up from your coma and I’m getting out prison Imma beat you death again. Cause I’m fkin stupid. I don’t give a fuck.

This line is so badass in Casino. But Joe Pesci deserves much credit for how he delivers it.

by Anonymousreply 124May 22, 2023 2:48 AM

"Hey, I'm walkin' here!"

"The pills are paid for."

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

by Anonymousreply 125May 22, 2023 2:58 AM

Mutual, I’m sure.

by Anonymousreply 126May 22, 2023 2:58 AM

Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo!

by Anonymousreply 127May 22, 2023 3:00 AM

What's your damage Heather?

by Anonymousreply 128May 22, 2023 3:01 AM

Trying to understand [insert name] is like trying to find meaning in a Paulie Shore film.

by Anonymousreply 129May 22, 2023 3:03 AM

"There are two things in the world I can't abide: it's heat and heathens."

Death on the Nile (1978)

by Anonymousreply 130May 22, 2023 3:05 AM

You blackhearted bitch!

Said to Shelley Winters in A Patch of Blue

by Anonymousreply 131May 22, 2023 3:06 AM

Shug got talent. You ain’t got no talent.

by Anonymousreply 132May 22, 2023 3:09 AM

No one speaks of pavilions anymore, and that saddens me.

by Anonymousreply 133May 22, 2023 3:24 AM

"When I watch you eat. When I see you sleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.”

by Anonymousreply 134May 22, 2023 3:29 AM

[quote]And when your waking up from your coma and I’m getting out prison Imma beat you death again. Cause I’m fkin stupid. I don’t give a fuck.

R124 I agree it's a great movie line but do you still hope to use in real life?

by Anonymousreply 135May 22, 2023 5:00 AM

R135 Yes I do. I’ve come close but never quite worked up the nerve.

by Anonymousreply 136May 22, 2023 5:03 AM

R134 I LOVE that quote. I love that movie.

by Anonymousreply 137May 22, 2023 3:47 PM

"How's life?"

"Taking forever."

by Anonymousreply 138May 22, 2023 3:52 PM

It's a flat in the Archway Road and you think you're Virginia frigging Woolf!

by Anonymousreply 139May 22, 2023 3:57 PM

Buck never would have been in the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 140May 22, 2023 3:58 PM

I'm sorry I did that... I'd’ve rather cut off my hand.

by Anonymousreply 141May 22, 2023 4:00 PM

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by Anonymousreply 142May 22, 2023 4:03 PM

Leave the gun, take the cannollis.

by Anonymousreply 143May 22, 2023 4:07 PM

"It's wrong. It's SHOCKINGLY wrong!"

by Anonymousreply 144May 22, 2023 4:13 PM

"I've never met anyone who was happy. What are they like"?

by Anonymousreply 145May 22, 2023 4:41 PM

"An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman's best friend."


"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has left to hold onto."

by Anonymousreply 146May 22, 2023 5:15 PM

"Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well DO ya?"

by Anonymousreply 147May 22, 2023 5:28 PM

"Let me let you let me go"

by Anonymousreply 148May 22, 2023 6:04 PM

I'll be back!

by Anonymousreply 149May 22, 2023 6:05 PM

Nine years of ballet, asshole!

by Anonymousreply 150May 22, 2023 6:11 PM

Darling, haven't you ever heard of a delightful little thing called boarding school?

by Anonymousreply 151May 22, 2023 6:17 PM

Are ya' ready to have some fun ?

by Anonymousreply 152May 22, 2023 8:52 PM

I wish I didn't have to kill ya' but ya' leave me no choice.

by Anonymousreply 153May 22, 2023 8:53 PM

That's it then! Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 154May 22, 2023 8:58 PM

Go ahead, make my day.

by Anonymousreply 155May 22, 2023 9:04 PM

I'm afraid I've come to spill jam on your party dress.

by Anonymousreply 156May 22, 2023 9:05 PM

This exchange from First Wives Club amused me.

GIRLFRIEND: "Your husband is wrong. You are NOT Satan!"

GOLDIE: "Oh, stoooop!"

So I will sometimes say "Oh, stoooop!" when someone gives me a backhanded compliment.

by Anonymousreply 157May 22, 2023 9:09 PM

"A garden variety manic depressive. Tedious, very tedious."

-- H. Lecter

by Anonymousreply 158May 22, 2023 9:14 PM


by Anonymousreply 159May 22, 2023 9:15 PM

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

by Anonymousreply 160May 22, 2023 9:50 PM

I've got a scathing brilliant idea!

by Anonymousreply 161May 22, 2023 10:34 PM

You wanna hear about my mystery man? I could tell you all about him but you might be HISTORY, man!

by Anonymousreply 162May 23, 2023 12:04 AM

I love movies but I'm not recognizing some of these posts! Please post where the lines originated.

by Anonymousreply 163May 23, 2023 12:29 AM

"Oh, go stick ya tongue up a dead dog's anus, ya mug!"

by Anonymousreply 164May 23, 2023 12:47 AM

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

by Anonymousreply 165May 23, 2023 1:02 AM

“ We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.”

by Anonymousreply 166May 23, 2023 1:06 AM

"You can't handle the truth"

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by Anonymousreply 167May 23, 2023 1:27 AM

R167, I can practically recite all the dialogue from that movie. I love it! The Godfather I is the only other movie I can do that with. God I love A Few Good Men.

by Anonymousreply 168May 23, 2023 1:40 AM

Yes R167 A Few Good Men is one of my favorites too. It is one of those movies I can watch over and over

by Anonymousreply 169May 23, 2023 1:53 AM

"To have no talent is not enough!" (Tessie Tura, 'Gypsy')

by Anonymousreply 170May 23, 2023 1:59 AM

Okay, so it's from a TV show, not a movie.

"I can't believe you don't shut up!"

by Anonymousreply 171May 23, 2023 2:00 AM

“Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!”

by Anonymousreply 172May 23, 2023 2:05 AM

R172, Donnie Darko!!! I loved that line.

by Anonymousreply 173May 23, 2023 3:18 AM

Thanks, R173. I thought I knew most movie lines but some of these posts left me blank.

by Anonymousreply 174May 23, 2023 9:28 AM

Notes on a Scandal--R139

by Anonymousreply 175May 23, 2023 9:46 PM

If I was a ranch, they'd have named me the Bar Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 176May 24, 2023 2:53 PM

"I'd rethink the jewelry, Tess."

by Anonymousreply 177May 24, 2023 3:08 PM

Stewardess, I speak jive.

by Anonymousreply 178May 24, 2023 3:50 PM

Don't say toilet, say Kiki.

by Anonymousreply 179May 24, 2023 4:06 PM

I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.

by Anonymousreply 180May 24, 2023 4:10 PM

"Hobart, please remember – Herr Willens is not only my lover; he is also my guest."

by Anonymousreply 181May 24, 2023 4:53 PM

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke.

by Anonymousreply 182May 24, 2023 5:04 PM

R182 I've used that line often over the years. Another fun Cool Hand Luke line I use, especially when barely making it through a red light: "Comin' thru, boss."

by Anonymousreply 183May 24, 2023 11:21 PM

“Just know every time that you kiss him, you tasting my mussy.”

Except in Poetic Justice she says pussy. Black character actress with HEAVY old school New York accent. She stays working. I think she was on CSI, played in some sitcom with Joe Rogan in the 90s when he walking sex, and one of Cameron D’s good girlfriends in Something bout Mary.

by Anonymousreply 184May 24, 2023 11:26 PM

All About Eve has a million of them. Some that haven't been mentioned:

"You're too short for that gesture."

"All playwrights should be dead for 200 years!"

"Addison, I distictly remember crossing you off my guest list. Margo, you were an enchanting Peter Pan. You must play it again soon."

"Miss Casswell is a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

by Anonymousreply 185May 25, 2023 12:33 AM

I am ready for my close up.

by Anonymousreply 186May 25, 2023 2:03 AM

We're in, Doris! We're in!

by Anonymousreply 187May 25, 2023 3:00 AM


by Anonymousreply 188May 25, 2023 3:07 AM

"Mothuh of Jeffuhson Davis! She's passin' the fox!"

by Anonymousreply 189May 25, 2023 9:15 PM

“I’m not one of your fans!” “Ahhhhhhh 😡”

by Anonymousreply 190May 25, 2023 9:31 PM

so many assholes, so few bullets

by Anonymousreply 191May 25, 2023 11:08 PM

[quote]He had a great ass but he couldn’t live forever.—Which movie is this from?

"The Whales of August," Rose. Spoken by Miss Lillian Gish.

by Anonymousreply 192May 25, 2023 11:54 PM

I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!

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by Anonymousreply 193May 26, 2023 12:45 AM

R182, You've taken the missing "a" from Armstrong's "One small step for [a] man,...." and mistakenly given it to this line from "CHL."

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by Anonymousreply 194May 27, 2023 12:52 AM

"We men are wretched things..."

Achilles in "Troy."

by Anonymousreply 195May 28, 2023 3:53 AM

Actually I’m wrong. The actress, Khandi Alexander, I had in mind doesn’t say the line, it gets said to her. Its funny how our memories work.

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