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Dame Joan Collins stunning at 90

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by Anonymousreply 124May 25, 2023 10:55 PM

Do you know the definition of stunning?

by Anonymousreply 1May 18, 2023 10:39 PM

Oh Please. It's just TONS of makeup and wigs.

by Anonymousreply 2May 19, 2023 2:04 PM

This should be a huge story here!

by Anonymousreply 3May 23, 2023 12:04 AM

I'm certainly stunned.

by Anonymousreply 4May 23, 2023 12:06 AM

Nice pins, lovely tresses.

by Anonymousreply 5May 23, 2023 12:07 AM

She looks like she's wearing a Joan Collins mask.

by Anonymousreply 6May 23, 2023 12:11 AM

Thank God I died begore this happened to me!

by Anonymousreply 7May 23, 2023 12:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 8May 23, 2023 12:12 AM

Not quite as stunning is Dailyfail stretching 1 pic as far as it can go.

by Anonymousreply 9May 23, 2023 12:13 AM

OH THANK GOD. For a second I thought that was her in purple and a part of my soul died.

Cunt on, Joan. You deserve it!

by Anonymousreply 10May 23, 2023 12:16 AM

Joan looks stunned.

by Anonymousreply 11May 23, 2023 12:32 AM

Who’s The Purple People Eater?

by Anonymousreply 12May 23, 2023 12:34 AM

She doesn’t age.

by Anonymousreply 13May 23, 2023 12:41 AM

If I can still get up and put myself together in any reasonable way, and get out and about at 90, I will consider myself stunning. I dont care what any of you bitches think.

by Anonymousreply 14May 23, 2023 12:50 AM

She could just about play a female Joker in the next Batman entry without special makeup?

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by Anonymousreply 15May 23, 2023 12:59 AM

We share the same plastic surgeon and wig maker.

by Anonymousreply 16May 23, 2023 12:59 AM

R12 Jizzlane Maxwell

by Anonymousreply 17May 23, 2023 1:04 AM

OP is easily stunned.

by Anonymousreply 18May 23, 2023 1:13 AM

I really don’t want to think about what’s under that wig and face spackle.

by Anonymousreply 19May 23, 2023 1:15 AM

Wasting hot grease on that cunt would be an abomination, put her thru a wood chipper.

by Anonymousreply 20May 23, 2023 1:21 AM

Apparently they can now get putty, black marker and little bits of tissue paper to stick directly to bone.

by Anonymousreply 21May 23, 2023 1:27 AM

Remember when Madonna made that cunty remark about Joan Collins to promote her Fakeumentary "Truth" or Dare?

by Anonymousreply 22May 23, 2023 1:46 AM

Damn, is that old mattress still alive?

by Anonymousreply 23May 23, 2023 1:48 AM

She looks like Bette Davis in "Baby Jane". Maybe she and Linda Evans can remake that movie ?

by Anonymousreply 24May 23, 2023 1:54 AM

R24 That's funny - they'd probably have been very good in those roles. 40 years ago. I can picture it.

by Anonymousreply 25May 23, 2023 2:53 AM

Actor and producer Percy cut a dapper figure in a crisp white shirt and navy blue suit.

He went all out for the evening, adding in a pocket square which he teamed with smart black suit shoes.

by Anonymousreply 26May 23, 2023 2:56 AM

She’s with her bff Evie Bricusse…who has more money than God at this point.

by Anonymousreply 27May 23, 2023 2:59 AM

Joan is 90 and funny and a survivor and we’ll miss her when she’s gone.

by Anonymousreply 28May 23, 2023 3:00 AM

How much money does God have?

by Anonymousreply 29May 23, 2023 3:03 AM

In the late 1950s, after she had barely established a foothold in Hollywood, Collins went through such a staggering spree of lovers (including a reported 14 in one fortnight) that she won the industry nickname “The British Open.”

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by Anonymousreply 30May 23, 2023 3:11 AM

𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝, Season 1, Episode 6, '𝐍𝐞𝐜𝐤.'

Stars Joan Collins, and the legendary Sir John Gielgud.

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by Anonymousreply 31May 23, 2023 7:11 AM

She’s like a glamorous Diane Feinstein.

by Anonymousreply 32May 23, 2023 9:26 AM

I can't help but love her. She's still glamorous and doesn't care what anyone thinks.

by Anonymousreply 33May 23, 2023 9:40 AM

[quote]—Love Joan and Jackie Collins. Lucky bitches.

Jackie was somewhat less lucky, having died in 2015.

by Anonymousreply 34May 23, 2023 9:47 AM

Which one of these people is Joan Collins ?

by Anonymousreply 35May 23, 2023 10:01 AM

[quote]Dame Joan Collins stunning at 90

She looks like shit, but I'm stunned.

by Anonymousreply 36May 23, 2023 10:32 AM

She’s an absolute horror when it comes to her politics, but at least she has a sense of humour.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 23, 2023 10:40 AM

R34, I'm r14, and am well aware of how Jackie Collins died. While having to endure a number of tragedies she managed to carve out a life as a multimillionaire romance novelist. She's firmly in the lucky bitches category. Not all of it waa good luck.

by Anonymousreply 38May 23, 2023 11:07 AM

didn't we have a Joan thread very recently ? Are we doing that now ? Is Joan the new Mia Farrow ?

by Anonymousreply 39May 23, 2023 11:09 AM

Let’s see you clucking fuckers when you’re rounding out nine decades.

by Anonymousreply 40May 23, 2023 11:32 AM

Well, I won't be wearing clown makeup and a leopard print, R40.

Unless I'm being paid to do it.

by Anonymousreply 41May 23, 2023 11:39 AM

I've already ordered my leopard print caftan in preparation for my ninetieth decade, and no one's paying me.

by Anonymousreply 42May 23, 2023 11:46 AM

I wonder if Percy still has intercourse with her ?

by Anonymousreply 43May 23, 2023 12:33 PM

If not, R43, I'm sure she's had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 44May 23, 2023 12:43 PM

She doesn't appear to know quite where she is or what she's doing there.

by Anonymousreply 45May 23, 2023 12:49 PM

If there was a birthday toast, I certainly hope that the champagne wasn't burnt.

by Anonymousreply 46May 23, 2023 1:05 PM

Stunning = Embalmed

by Anonymousreply 47May 23, 2023 1:14 PM

Even if she wasn't trying to look young and glamorous at 90, the clothes and jewelry are awful. Her taste sucks.

by Anonymousreply 48May 23, 2023 1:19 PM

The caviar, I trust, is [italic]not[/italic] burnt, R46?

by Anonymousreply 49May 23, 2023 1:27 PM

Her clothes look like something she found at a yard sale, leftover from the 70s. She needs Nolan Miller to dress her again like he did in DYNASTY.

by Anonymousreply 50May 23, 2023 2:42 PM

If you scroll down, there's a video in the link. I swore I bought it was Jackie Stallone.

by Anonymousreply 51May 23, 2023 3:00 PM

Here’s a sweet note from Michael Feinstein to Joan and Evie and Leslie back when Leslie was still with us.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 23, 2023 3:01 PM

I wonder if Linda Evans called her today to wish her a Happy Birthday ? Or anyone from 'Dynasty' ?

by Anonymousreply 53May 23, 2023 3:04 PM

I follow her on instagram, she has a fun group of friends who adore her and she has a fabulous social life. I can’t say that I’m not a little envious. Good for her

by Anonymousreply 54May 23, 2023 3:44 PM

What did Madonna say about Joan Collins, in that movie?

by Anonymousreply 55May 23, 2023 4:00 PM

R39 yes this is what it's come down to, nowadays, on Datalounge. OCD R Us. Rinse, repeat.

by Anonymousreply 56May 23, 2023 6:21 PM

She actually looks better without the wigs, even with a high hairline. I think she mostly wears them to cover up the tape or whatever she uses to lift up her face.

by Anonymousreply 57May 23, 2023 6:23 PM

I like Joan as much as the next DLer, she 's a terrific actress who actually became a superstar long after the studio system had collapsed, but she's not the only one wehave left. Eva is still here, Shirl' of course, Caroll Baker, Ann-Margret, Tuesday, Sophia, Margaret O'Brien, and am sure a few more

by Anonymousreply 58May 23, 2023 6:29 PM


by Anonymousreply 59May 23, 2023 6:40 PM

Oh yeah, Eva Marie Saint, of course!

by Anonymousreply 60May 23, 2023 7:15 PM

of course !

by Anonymousreply 61May 23, 2023 7:17 PM

Madge earning her geriatic karma ay back

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by Anonymousreply 62May 23, 2023 7:35 PM

How ironic, Madonna and Joan look about the same age now

by Anonymousreply 63May 23, 2023 7:38 PM

Isobel Aggiani said that Madonna (+ Sean) was a frequent guest at Warren's while they were living together, and she always avoided her, and withdrew to her bedroom when she was around

by Anonymousreply 64May 23, 2023 7:42 PM

Can "The Stud 2" be far behind?

by Anonymousreply 65May 23, 2023 7:43 PM

Who the fuck is "Isobel Aggiani"?

by Anonymousreply 66May 23, 2023 7:46 PM

beautiful french actress who was hailed as the new Vivien Leigh for five hot minutes in the late 70s. She dated Warren for a while

by Anonymousreply 67May 23, 2023 7:52 PM

While she's obviously had a bunch of work done, it's not nearly as bad as the wreck others have made of their faces - at least she still looks like a reasonable facsimile of Joan Collins.

by Anonymousreply 68May 23, 2023 7:55 PM

WHET the hottie who was in THE STUD ? He was lovely. Why didn't he have a career ?

by Anonymousreply 69May 23, 2023 7:58 PM

Joan Collins was almost 50 when she got the biggest break of her career, as Alexis on the original "Dynasty" TV series. Here's my fun look at how the Aaron Spelling epic went from earnest night time drama to camp super soap! Cheers to Joan Collins:

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by Anonymousreply 70May 23, 2023 8:00 PM

[quote]Can "The Stud 2" be far behind?

It could be this generation's "Sextette."

by Anonymousreply 71May 23, 2023 8:01 PM

Collins turned 50 the year she posed nude for PLAYBOY (Dec 1983 issue) and it was the #1 selling issue for years to come (I think Pamela Anderson then knocked her out of #1 in the 90s). She said she was proud of her body at 50, and wanted to show the world you didn't have to be in your 20s (the average age of the centerfolds back then) to be 'sexy' to men.

I wonder if she will do a follow-up this year, and pose at 90 ? That will make Suzanne Sommers so jealous !

by Anonymousreply 72May 23, 2023 8:08 PM

Dynasty was not a big break for Joan. She was supposed to be in it for a few episodes and it was very low int he ratings. I mean, the biggest star of the show was What's-his-name, the guy from "the trouble with Harry". She took it between her teeth and ran with it all the way to the top spot. That a girl, Joan

by Anonymousreply 73May 23, 2023 8:09 PM

R67 That is the grand French-Algerian actress Isabelle Adjani. This "Isobel Aggiani" I assume to be a hairy greek street walker in Thessaloniki.

by Anonymousreply 74May 23, 2023 8:13 PM

DYNASTY was boring the first season or so. They realized too late that no one cared about the oil industry. No one cared that Krystle was the 'outcast' entering the family, or that her past boyfriend was her husband's enemy. They wanted a villain (and Pamela Sue Martin wasn't cutting it). So along came Joan Collins...

DALLAS worked because the focus was on the family drama, and the nasty JR Ewing. They knew a villain would attract an audience.

by Anonymousreply 75May 23, 2023 8:14 PM

R70, I enjoyed your article. You were really nice to Ali MacGraw and her style of acting.

by Anonymousreply 76May 23, 2023 8:16 PM

Oh ok R74, I assumed she was of italian descent. I don't know much about her, except that she was beautiful, gave Deneuve a good run for her money and died horrifically, and not unlike Anne Hehe, burnt alive in a freak car crash.

by Anonymousreply 77May 23, 2023 8:16 PM

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by Anonymousreply 78May 23, 2023 8:18 PM

The first season of Dynasty is not good. The plays like the first season of Knots or Dallas where even the characters seem to be moving through all their scenes with the feeling that something is missing. I think the problem is Linda Evans. Angie Dickinson was the first choice for the role, but turned it down. I think it would've worked with someone like that in the role.

[quote]You were really nice to Ali MacGraw and her style of acting.

Ali MacGraw has such a blunt appraisal of her own acting that I've almost come to like it.

by Anonymousreply 79May 23, 2023 8:20 PM

Krystle, as played by Linda Evans, is both sugary sweet in scenes where you wish she had some bite, yet also pretty hypocritical in her relationship with Matthew so soon after marriage.

by Anonymousreply 80May 23, 2023 8:22 PM

Linda Evans looked like a living mop.

by Anonymousreply 81May 23, 2023 8:23 PM

Ali MacGraw is her own worst critic.

by Anonymousreply 82May 23, 2023 8:25 PM

Blake raped Krystle and she forgave him by the end of the episode.

by Anonymousreply 83May 23, 2023 8:26 PM

I knew that Ali McGraw was a terrible actress, and yet I always found her likable on screen.

by Anonymousreply 84May 23, 2023 8:28 PM

Joan does her best acting on Dynasty in season nine. With Stephanie Beacham instead of Linda Evans she finally has something to play against. Though they're remember as campy fun most of the Alexis / Krystle scenes after disappointing. Linda doesn't give Joan anything to play against and so she sometimes doesn't even seem to bother.

Dominique was such a problematic character. She was a Diana Ross level superstar and multi-millionaire yet just happened to hang around in La Mirage for years? She was so successful yet was demanded constant validation from Blake? She was so strong and independent yet once she arrived in Denver she never seemed to do anything other than write Blake blank cheques to "save my company, dammit!"? Tragic. Her first scene with Alexis was fun, but it was never explained *why* she disliked Alexis so it seemed it was purely because Blake did, making her the character seem pathetic, the opposite of how she should've been.

Kate O'Mara was a nice addition, but the whole show already felt too crowded by that point and so she was quickly let go, which was a shame. She and Joan remained friends till her death though.

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by Anonymousreply 85May 23, 2023 8:32 PM

Can't not post this.

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by Anonymousreply 86May 23, 2023 8:32 PM

I actually prefer that scene to the original.

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by Anonymousreply 87May 23, 2023 8:36 PM

I feel sad that she still feels she needs to live up to a standard....especially at that age.

by Anonymousreply 88May 23, 2023 8:37 PM

[quote] Linda Evans looked like a living mop.

She looks like an East German trucker who has only just begun her transition.

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by Anonymousreply 89May 23, 2023 8:38 PM

R88 I like that about her, she's very faithful to the dreams of her youth. She wanted to be Vivien Leigh, and she still lives on Eaton square.

by Anonymousreply 90May 23, 2023 8:39 PM

[quote] I feel sad that she still feels she needs to live up to a standard....especially at that age.

I feel the opposite: she still tries and that's inspiring. There was a thread recently of her with some other 'Dames'. All had given up and were wearing old people shoes. She was still wearing heels.

by Anonymousreply 91May 23, 2023 8:40 PM

Okay, R90 and R91, I stand corrected.

by Anonymousreply 92May 23, 2023 8:51 PM

[quote]Jackie was somewhat less lucky, having died in 2015.

Staggering on into your 90s is "lucky"?

by Anonymousreply 93May 23, 2023 9:14 PM

So the question is - will she make it to 100 ?

by Anonymousreply 94May 23, 2023 9:28 PM

Joan has lots of sex. It helps her stay young.

by Anonymousreply 95May 23, 2023 9:47 PM

Joan Collins was a Crystal before Linda Evans! But not the sweet kind, as Joan was stepping into another Joan's high heels, as Crawford's comeback classic role as husband-stealer Crystal Allen! 1956's "The Opposite Sex" was a semi-musical remake of '39's "The Women." Collins looks young & fab amidst a cast of veteran stars, but the movie is mild camp at best.

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by Anonymousreply 96May 23, 2023 11:46 PM

She looks as burned as the champagne

by Anonymousreply 97May 23, 2023 11:48 PM

I've used this pic as a desktop background...

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by Anonymousreply 98May 24, 2023 12:05 AM

The Stud 2 was called The Bitch. The third film could be called The Cunt

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by Anonymousreply 99May 24, 2023 1:07 AM


by Anonymousreply 100May 24, 2023 1:12 AM

R99 clearly demonstrates why Joan Collins lucked out when she was cast in "Dynasty."

by Anonymousreply 101May 24, 2023 2:19 AM

R67 r66 Adjani. But I, too, am hooked on phonics. The spelling R67 employs is way more continental.

by Anonymousreply 102May 24, 2023 4:25 AM

R96 “At it’s best” is right. I attempt to watch it every 10-12 years, but it is always lousy. Great color, but a big bore.

by Anonymousreply 103May 24, 2023 4:27 AM

She was broke and hooking before Dynasty.

by Anonymousreply 104May 24, 2023 6:26 AM

R77 are you cosplaying? Being sly? Adjani has had regrettable surgical and chemical procedures but she isn't a burn victim, nor dead. Has a son, briefly a joli laid fashion model, with Daniel Day Lewis.

by Anonymousreply 105May 24, 2023 8:00 AM

DL favorite Miss Joan Crawford was known for adhering to her studio system training and never leaving the house without full makeup and tastefully attired. Dame Collins is one of the last of the studio system stars and I, for one, am glad to see a public figure who prefers to make an appearance in fine clothes and jewelry rather than shredded jeans and tragic hairstyles.

Years ago, Joan was asked how she avoided developing wrinkles. Her answer was that she never went out during the day without wearing a hat. She couldn’t understand the trend of women laying out in the sun until they were the color of leather. Looks like that technique, with a little help, is paying off.

by Anonymousreply 106May 24, 2023 8:39 AM

[quote]Years ago, Joan was asked how she avoided developing wrinkles. Her answer was that she never went out during the day without wearing a hat. She couldn’t understand the trend of women laying out in the sun until they were the color of leather. Looks like that technique, with a little help, is paying off.

She saw that up close with Linda Evans. Evans is of Swedish descent but was a big sun-worshipper in Southern California, so much so that by the time Dynasty began she looked like two rather than one decade had passed since The Big Valley; and Joan, despite being a decade older, actually looked younger than her.

by Anonymousreply 107May 24, 2023 8:46 AM

Linda was cute looking when young, but by the time Dynasty came around she looked like a totally different person.

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by Anonymousreply 108May 24, 2023 8:55 AM

I'm impressed she's made 90. Smokes like a chimney, or did.

by Anonymousreply 109May 24, 2023 9:30 AM

Is there gossip on the husband? He's longest serving of her spouses, but 30 years difference?

by Anonymousreply 110May 24, 2023 9:33 AM

I bet the husband likes the man up into the man.

by Anonymousreply 111May 24, 2023 1:56 PM

The Dutch love her!

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by Anonymousreply 112May 24, 2023 2:06 PM

"Well, either I make an effort or I end up looking like Paul McCartney."

by Anonymousreply 113May 24, 2023 2:40 PM

She must have a secret

by Anonymousreply 114May 24, 2023 9:45 PM

I love that she still has a zest for life. She gets up and dresses up and gives us all old school glamour...Happy Birthday Dame Joan. (Met her once, about 6 years ago....kind of a cautious woman...Once she was reassured I was OK she warmed up...i think once she knew i was gay lol...but she has never pretended to be Mary Poppins...and shes always been more real than all those media trained modern 'stars' who give banal interviews.....So my opinion was she's an authentic Star...a real broad.

by Anonymousreply 115May 24, 2023 10:30 PM

R67 Her name is Isabelle Adjani.

by Anonymousreply 116May 25, 2023 4:11 AM

R107 Joan Collins never looked younger than Linda Evans.

by Anonymousreply 117May 25, 2023 4:12 AM

I'm sure Joan Collins' husband adores her as much as Arlene Dahl's loved her!

by Anonymousreply 118May 25, 2023 11:45 AM

Poor old cow. Her dried up all twat is like sand paper.

by Anonymousreply 119May 25, 2023 3:07 PM

I respect almost ALL old people who get up and put on nice clothes and groom themselves well, and present themselves to the world, "put together". Even if they have outdated styles, I still think it shows a generosity to others and self respect.

by Anonymousreply 120May 25, 2023 5:20 PM

"Dame Joan Collins stunning at 90"

What stuns me is that this slag is STILL trotting around in leopard skin.

by Anonymousreply 121May 25, 2023 6:02 PM

Joan is so generous to others when she wears leopard prints!

by Anonymousreply 122May 25, 2023 10:51 PM

R118 Both Lex Barker and Fernando Lamas had quite large endowments.

by Anonymousreply 123May 25, 2023 10:54 PM

R123 I know

by Anonymousreply 124May 25, 2023 10:55 PM
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