Johnny Depp on Cannes 2023 red carpet

he should change his hairstyle.

Time for bangs, I think.

He looks like he washed up on shore after drowning in the ocean. Bloated AF.

He looks like he painted his hair on his head. That said, I honestly expected worse. Clearly someone is attempting to get him to clean up, though with mixed success.

Maybe he's just mid-expression in this picture, but one eye looks way bigger than the other.

wow; that is a rough looking 59

Are we sure this is Depp and not Steven Segal after he dropped 10 pounds?

Where are his 70 scarfs and bandanas?

Very puppet like!

Whose hand is he holding?

Wow his skin is not faring well at all. I wonder if they used all that foundation to cover up the grey pallor that was there before.

If he IS cleaning up he will need some dermabrasion or a serious peel.

Or the hair transplants.

Bangs! 😂

Thanks, I needed that.

Jesus. I turn 52 this year and I’d kill myself if I thought I’d look like that in 7 years.

He has that beautiful olive skin, too. He should have aged very well.

The booze did that to his face too. Tragic.

He looks fine, I don't get what the problem is.

I wonder what it is about smoking that gives you that mottled skin? He was beautiful when he was young so while he was never a Brad Pitt, he should at least look like Leo: definitely middle aged, but can still clean up & look reasonably handsome

Why did he only apply eyeliner to the bottom of the eye? Is that a thing?

He was smart to wear black. His hair is Steven Seagal-esque. The density at the hairline looks unnatural. The bloating and the skin (face) are due to plain old drinking (alcohol) and smoking (tobacco), I'm guessing.

Seems like the divorce from Amber Heard (plus the defamation court case) really broke his spirit.

Johnny was going for the "Britney Spears" look, R18.

His eyes look like he's given up, and the people on either side look like they're his emotional supports.

Sad Last Days!

I thought he was much better looking than Brad Pitt or Di Caprio.

Why are his clothes always so baggy and ill-fitting?

I would lovingly place a turd on his pillow!

So Life Like!

Johnny, try some Ozempic! It worked for me.

I actually look forward to this movie. Madame Du Barry, facing the Guillotine, went hysterical and cried “One moment, Mr. Executioner, just one more little moment!.” I hope they have that scene in the movie.

He looks like he is at death's door. Amazing how his looks went downhill so quickly. Booze and cigarettes ruin your looks.

Depp stans are as delusional as MJ stans and equally gross

Kill it in a grease fire.

Got that latter day Wayne Newton thing goin'...

He hit the wall (face first).

Saw him at SXSW in Austin a few years ago when Amber Heard got some kind of award from the organizers. Probably for blowing each and every one. She may be a shitting the bed bitch, but in person she's gorgeous. He, however, looked like absolute shit and if he wasn't Johnny Depp, nobody would ever look at him twice except to shudder.

Why does everyone always mention how he's at death's door, extremely unwell?

He looks bad because he's bloated and chubby, plus his skin is bad and he looks greasy. He would't look that bad if he lost weight and showered.

He looks bad in a Vince Neil way, not in a dead-next-month way.

Did he get the eyeliner tattooed on?

I knew an old French woman who had had eyeliner tattooed on years before. Problem was with her wrinkles, the eyeliner had wandered all over her face.

Kudos to the hair and makeup team! I couldn't have done better myself!

He really does look like Steven Seagal.

Why does his head look like that?

Sad last days

He has another scar on his face I see, one down on his chin. The forehead scar showed up about three years ago, I think. This is a man who is taking a lot of drunken headers into furniture.

He looks a lot better than he did "on tour" with Jeff Beck. He does seem to be cleaning up a bit or maybe it's just for Cannes. He needs a bit more work done, he needs to lose weight and get some sun.

His appearance with the rest of the cast caused a sensation. That's who is hanging on to his hands, his co-stars. The full photo shows everyone. It's the Jeanne du Barry premiere on the red carpet opening night of the Cannes film festival.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the real housemoms suburbs of Madrid, Amber Turd is not attending any premiers nor is she starring in any films opening Cannes, nor will she ever do so. Never mind, I'm sure she's far too busy looking for her next "relationship" victim...

He looks like Gomez.

What movie is this for?

He looks like shit.

Just five years ago....

From 2017, just six years ago

The film is "Jeanne du Barry" about Louis the XV and his last mistress. Years later she was executed by guillotine during the French Revolution.

He looks like he could be Corey Feldman's father.

Thanks, R49. 😁

What part does Johnny play?

He plays the King, R49. There is a rumor floating around they cut out a lot of Johnny's scenes in the finished film because he was a mess during the filming. Imagine, editing Louis KV out of a movie about the court mistress of Louis XV.

Oops sorry the above is for R51

R50 You nailed it!! Wow I can't unsee it now.

His eyes show depression and he looks a bit out of it like dementia look

The safety pins-as-earrings look is ridiculous.

The two halves of his face don't show the same emotion. Cover one half, then the other. One side is smiling and the other is somber. He's faking the smile. He's probably miserable.

"Why does his head look like that?"

He does look microcephalic, as well as old, wrinkled, bloated, sleazy, sickly, and Trump-orange, doesn't he?

I think it's just the really bad hairdo, the fake black color against the dark background. Which BTW does look like a rug, that doesn't look like human hair on the front of the hairline there. Probably a toupee over badly dyed hair.

R57 He was probably embarrassed because Amber Heard supporters were handing out flyers at the festival.

r57 his head looked normal size when he was young.

He's rich. Shouldn't he be doing something to that gross facial skin? There's a wide world between fuckedup plastic surgery victims and... that face.

[quote]Seems like the divorce from Amber Heard (plus the defamation court case) really broke his spirit.

Oh boo-hoo. He's the one who initiated the defamation case.

He looks like a way past his prime salsa dancing teacher at a local dancing school.

"My name is Eduardo, and I am here to teach you the magic of ... Salsa!"

Has he had a face lift? Can you guys tell?

R58, Amber doesn't have supporters, she has clients!

As for Depp, back in the early 2000s, when it seemed like he'd never age, there were rumors that he'd had the "gold threading" procedure. Seriously, the man kept his looks though his forties in spite of a notoriously unhealthy lifestyle, and the rumor was that he'd had these tiny gold wires stitched through his face to prevent saggage. That's a real thing, but if this is how it makes you look after 20 years, I'm not spending the money.

He looks rough here, but honestly much improved from other recent photos we’ve seen where he looked like death warmed over.

If this is the best they can get him to look at this point, we’ll there you go.

[quote]Amber doesn't have supporters

She does, once the paid bots stopped posting and once some media outlets started talking about how the judge forbade most of Amber's witnesses and medical records from being shown (while allowing Depp's), people started realizing the coverage during the trial wasn't exactly unbiased.

He absolutely does look better here than he did in those first photos from about six months after the trial ended. We hadn't seen him for a while, and when we did, he was bloated, yellow, had that "false teeth" look, and it was shocking.

They've made him up to look like he did at the trial and it is an improvement over recent sightings, but the hair is worse than it was last year.

Something I noticed is that when he pulls his hair back, it helps the face sag. During the trial he took his hairband out at one point and his face started noticeably drooping. (He also already had that chin scar I see, so I was wrong about it being new.)

He really hit a wall in 2020, it seems.

I think Depp is content that he is no longer a "handsome" man.

He’s repulsive on every level. Just goes to show you that a shit ton of money can buy you a million Internet stans and a civil conviction against your ex-wife, but it cannot buy you out of the disintegration you caused yourself with decades of heavy drug and alcohol abuse.

I don’t get why people keep hiring him. Any talent or looks he had went out the door circa the year 2000.

R67 The Croydon facelift, made popular by his ex girfriend Kate Moss.

R64 Can't he just get another thread lift after the first one wears off?

Not sure why he's being hired, either. Wasn't there talk recently about his behavior on the recent film being so bad that they just cut out a bunch of his scenes?

I don't find him particularly offensive as a person (though he's immensely overrated), but if the sourest of vomit and clammiest cold sweat had a love child, and the afterbirth from that delivery grew legs, put on a tuxedo and eyeliner, and appeared on a red carpet, it would look just like he does OP link photo.

R73 Publicity. That movie looks boring as hell. Without Depp's scandalous presence, no way would it be premiering at Cannes.

Any talent or looks he had went out the window in 2000? Really? Because from 2000 on he's done a shit-ton of film work and some of it's quite good over the past 23 years. Take a look (from his IMDb listing).

Jeanne du Barry (2023)

Johnny Depp in Sea of Dawn: Adventurer's Game (2022)

Puffins Impossible (2021)

Minamata (2020)

Waiting for the Barbarians (2019)

City of Lies (2018)

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

The Professor (2018)

London Fields (2018)

Dior: Sauvage - Legend of the Magic Hour (2018)

Sherlock Gnomes (2018)

Johnny Depp in Marilyn Manson: Kill4Me (2017)

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Marilyn Manson: Say10 (2017)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

The Black Ghiandola (2017)

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie (2016)

Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp in Yoga Hosers (2016)

Black Mass (2015)

Dior: Sauvage (2015)

Mortdecai (2015)

Into the Woods (2014)

Tusk (2014)

Johnny Depp in Transcendence (2014)

Paul McCartney: Early Days (2014)

Lucky Them (2013)

The Lone Ranger (2013)

Family Guy (1999)

Dark Shadows (2012)

My Valentine (Johnny Depp Version) (2012)

21 Jump Street (2012) Uncredited

Life's Too Short (2011)

Jack and Jill (2011)

The Rum Diary (2011)

Lego Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Rango (2011)

The Tourist (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Public Enemies (2009)

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

The Legend of Jack Sparrow (2006)

Corpse Bride (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

The Libertine (2004)

Finding Neverland (2004)

Happily Ever After (2004)

King of the Hill (1997)

Secret Window (2004)

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

From Hell (2001) From Hell

Blow (2001) Chocolat (2000)

Before Night Falls (2000)

The Man Who Cried (2000)

Good point, r75. And we all know he likes to play up the bad boy image.

R73, that's just a nasty bit of gossip. Welcome here, of course but it's completely unsubstantiated.

Probably something that came out of Madrid. Sour grapes from a bored stay at home suburban mom.

The clip from the movie is hilarious. He looks like a pregnant, middle-aged lady.

I think he looks great, personally

I see a sunken, wrinkled face pumped full of filler and botox, hairplugs under a hairpiece, dyed goatee, tattooed eyeliner, and a tonne of foundation trying to conceal depression and addiction. Give him less than 5 years.

Amber's lezzie fangirls just can't get over the fact that Amber lost and Johnny won but this wasn't a surprise. It was always going to go that way. She's generically pretty but totally unlikable. He's not pretty anymore but he's still adored by the public and Amber's stories didn't put a dent in that.

Amber's fangirls are insignificant compared to Johnny's huge fanbase. He was always going to come back and she was always going to disappear when this divorce/defamation was over. This is the way of the world.

Madame du Barry was a beautiful blonde woman. The horsey lady in the trailer is neither. Is this supposed to be a satire?

R76 DA We know how to use Google. All the movies you listed, are garbage.

R43 I think she's back with her last gf. Weird how she was cancelled while he continues to work. When both of the a POS humans. Actually, not so weird... sexism and all

He is wearing SO much foundation. He is a gross and disgusting man. So revolting.

Not the Depp stans coming to invade this thread in service of their rotting-from-the-inside-out king. Possibly the worst fandom of all times.

Why do all the aging once rock stars from 70s and 80s have this same stupid style? Shitload of scarfs and bandanas around neck and wrists, bunch of gigantic silver rings, some ugly pirate shirt buttoned half way, exposing wrinkled tattooed chest or wifebeater undershirt, eye makeup, big earrings, leather waistcoats, cowboy boots, a ton of Mardi Gras beads around the neck...

I remember reading something about how many famous people stop developing at the age upon which they become famous. Both Depp and Madonna remind me of this. They constantly talk about the books, music, etc that they loved when young - as if those things are somehow revolutionary. They seem to be in a state of perpetual arrested development and yet view themselves as renegades/visionaries. Their fashion hasn't evolved either. They both trot out the same ensembles they wore in their twenties. It is all so incredibly pathetic and so FUCKING boring.

Why do all the aging once rock stars from 70s and 80s have this same stupid style? Shitload of scarfs and bandanas around neck and wrists, bunch of gigantic silver rings, some ugly pirate shirt buttoned half way, exposing wrinkled tattooed chest or wifebeater undershirt, eye makeup, big earrings, leather waistcoats, cowboy boots, a ton of Mardi Gras beads around the neck...

We have no idea what you mean.

[quote]Why do all the aging once rock stars from 70s and 80s have this same stupid style? Shitload of scarfs and bandanas around neck and wrists, bunch of gigantic silver rings, some ugly pirate shirt buttoned half way, exposing wrinkled tattooed chest or wifebeater undershirt, eye makeup, big earrings, leather waistcoats, cowboy boots, a ton of Mardi Gras beads around the neck.

BECAUSE IT'S SLIMMING MOTHERFUCKER!

He’s absolutely repugnant! His eyes are dead and brooding . He’s gross and the only reason he has current supporters is due to backlash from me too. I also believe he’s a Satan worshipper

R92 Apparently, his daughter Lily Rose is close friends with a girl whose father is a big shot at the Church of Satan.

R89 Kind of like how some people peak in high school and never mature beyond that, or somebody who has a traumatic experience in their teens/early adulthood.

Treatment plan:

rehab, psychiatrist, lose weight, tone up, have fillers dissolved, head shaved to natural color, shave facial hair, minimal botox in forehead only, dermabrasion, chemical peel, lower facelift and neck lift, lose the piercings, quit coloring eyebrows and lashes, no makeup, relaunch career as character actor.

he looks like Doris Duke's butler

Billy the Puppet!

DD's bulter

again

Perhaps he's going to play Bernard Lafferty in a biopic, with our batshit crazy Faye as batshit crazy Doris

What about the teeth, R95? Dear Lord, tell me the Extreme Makeover Team will address that rotting gob of his!

A full set of new davinci porcelain veneers, provided there's enough gum to attach them to

I would love to see that, actually R102. Godspeed.

Those are meth teefs.

I can't begin to imagine how insufferable he must be.

"Any talent or looks he had went out the door circa the year 2000."

He kept his looks until about 2010, here he is in "The Tourist", looking like a slightly hungover version of his handsome young self, and giving an awful, lazy, performance. After that, it was all Tim Burton films where he wore heavy makeup to disguise the increasing bloat, and then it was hitting the wall with record force. But the talent went before the looks, he was making interesting films and giving terrific performances until about 2005. Which is nearly 20 years ago now.

Well, he kept his looks until he was in his mid-forties, which is above average for Americans, but below average for actors. Most actors have the sense to know that their careers will suffer if they drink or bloat their looks away, so they make some effort to not go where Depp has gone.

He looks grotesque, like something you’d see in a Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum

Maybe it's in his Dior contract not to go out in public looking like a fucking slob.

He doesn't look that bad today. His hair is a different color again.

The hair isn't a different color, he just let it down so the highlights show.

He looks better, but he still looks like Dorian Gray's portrait.

R109, Much better. Hair slimming his face, aging harsh eyeliner gone.

You bitter Amber-whores can say whatever you like, it doesn't matter now.

He's Johnny fucking Depp - STILL. A seven minute standing O at Cannes for a 15 minute performance in a forgettable film. The industry loves Johnny and will continue to love him. He will get work, he will star in movies, he will transition to character work in his old age and he will have a lovely life. You're delusional if you think anything else is even remotely possible. He could die, I suppose, but that's the only thing that will stop his triumph or his career.

Amber the Liar, the gold digger, the whore, the drug addict/drunk, the dyke, the violent assaulter of her male and female partners, the malignant narcissist will not get work, will not star in movies and will not have a lovely life. Suck it up, girls. She rolled the dice that she would be able to scam an older, weakened, bigtime movie star out of his fortune and she lost hard. She also got spectacularly and publicly caught. Some mistakes are built to last.

Congratulations to the great and powerful Wizard of Cannes - Johnny fucking Depp.

R112 Genuine question. How would you feel if a partner treated you the way Johnny treated Amber?

Even if you don't believe he raped and beat her, there's still proof that he was extremely controlling and emotionally abusive. He constantly insulted her over her age, career choices, not having kids, and tried to stop her from working but still called her a gold digger.

He left his family to be with her. Was cheating with prostitutes and air hostesses, but he constantly accused her of cheating and being a whore. He had his staff drug her into submission whenever she got upset and argued with him. Had sick, twisted fantasies about raping and burning her.

If you think Amber is so awful for being a "drug addict whore" then why don't you apply the same logic to Johnny?

R112 Imagine using the word dyke as an insult on a gay forum. What a tool.

"Genuine question. How would you feel if a partner treated you the way Johnny treated Amber?"

It really was a pity that those two psychos couldn't make things work.

As long as they were together, only two people were miserable, instead of four!

I don't have any problem with the way Johnny treated Amber. As far as I can see, she was deliberately trying to push him past his boundaries so that she could record him "abusing her" for her eventual abuse-victim-divorce grift.

The answer that you are looking for is that I actually LIKE Johnny. I like his work, I like his personality, I like his sense of humor. When he's healthy I like his looks. I don't care who he was fucking or when he was fucking them. He's the gigantic movie star, they play the game by his rules. That's just reality. Don't like it? Too bad.

He called Amber a gold digger and a cheating whore because she was an actual fucking gold digger and an actual cheating whore. She got caught setting him up and attempting to blackmail/extort a big pile of cash and several properties out of Johnny. I don't care that Depp cheated on Paradis and I don't care that he left her, why would I care about that?

What is this BULLSHIT you've suddenly come up with now? He had his staff DRUG her into submission for arguing with him! She took the drugs herself, remember her "wedding party favors" and scheduling druggy time? Nobody had to trick her into taking drugs, you fool. You're such a fucking drama queen liar, are you Amber herself?

He didn't rape her. He didn't beat her. Who gives a fuck if he was a controlling guy? She was with him for years, she obviously didn't mind that he was like that because he was ALWAYS that way and she married him knowing that. He was fucking Ellen Barkin for a while an she said the same things about him being controlling. Amber chose to be with him and chose to stay with his controlling ways.

He insulted her age and weight? She did the same to him. He insulted her career choices - they were shitty choices. She's not a skilled or talented actor what she is, the only thing she is, is pretty with a good figure that runs to fat if she doesn't work out and she's too lazy to keep herself in shape. The only real success she ever had was success that HE gave her. She didn't get Aquaman on her own or on merit. She got it because Johnny lobbied them to give it to her. He was her boyfriend and he made the studios BILLIONS of dollars so they gave it to her. It was important that the actress in the part be pretty and have a good figure, not much more. Jason Momoa is Aquaman, she was just the T&A on the side of the film.

Are you one of those "All wimmin are angels who tell the truth and all men are liars and abusers" dykes? You're so tedious. Amber was a gold-digging lesbian whore who tried to run a game on a big fucking movie star. She fucked around and found out. End of.

He looks slightly less yellow.

Fuck off, R114, I'll use whatever words I feel like using on this forum just as I have for more than 20 years. I don't see you showing up to complain when the dykes call us all faggots.

"He looks slightly less yellow."

He got a Trump Orange spray-tan, to cover the yellow.

[quote]He could die, I suppose

Smart career move.

R116 But why aren't you calling Depp a cheating whore? Why is cheating only bad when Amber does it?

R116 "He called Amber a gold digger and a cheating whore because she was an actual cheating whore....I don't care that Depp cheated on Paradis and I don't care that he left her, why would I care about that?"

Yep, you truly are a pathetic tool

That poor guy has been conflicted about his looks his whole life. He wanted to be a rock star but he got offered a TV show he despised, and took it. It paid the rent when nothing else was. Girls flipped out for him. The music was uninspired and the movie offers kept coming.

Each step down the road he didn’t really want to follow was just one step. But they sure added up.

R116 Who did she cheated on him with?

Very well put, R123

Very poorly put, r124.

Maybe it’s time he and the Butthole Surfers reunited “P.”

R122/123, I have already told you.

I like Johnny Depp. I don't like Amber Heard. His cheating whoredom doesn't bother me and hers is fair game. I don't actually care that she's a cheating whore, that's obviously her job. I use it against her because it's there to be used against her. Nobody actually cares how many billionaires and actors she cheated on Johnny with except Johnny.

What you fail to understand is that they are not equals. She's a B-lister nobody and he's a big fucking movie star. There are rules and accepted double standards for this sort of thing.

In the Julia Roberts and Whatshisname Moder relationship there are rules and there is a double standard. She can be a cheating whore (and is) while he does not have the same leeway. (she was just the same with that cute Latino guy she was with for a long time - she was a cheating whore and he wasn't allowed the same liberties).

In the Jeff Bezos and sidepiece (I forget her name) relationship there are rules and there is a double standard. He can be a cheating whore (and is) while she does not have the same leeway.

Reality, it's always been this way.

“Do I feel boycotted now? No. Not at all. But I don’t feel boycotted by Hollywood because I don’t think about it. I don’t think about Hollywood, I don’t. I don’t have much further need for Hollywood myself. I don’t know how you guys feel. I think it’s a very strange, funny time where everybody would love to be able to be themselves, but they can’t. They can’t because they must fall in line with the person in front of them. If you wanna live that kind of life I wish you the best, but I’ll be on the other side somewhere.”

Johnny Depp, Jeanne du Barry Press Conference at Cannes 2023

It's true. With all of his money he doesn't have to give a fuck about Hollywood anymore. He can take it, leave it or ignore that it exists.

But regardless of what he says, he'll make them pay for his services. He'll easily take in (another) $300 million for the next "Pirates" film. In the future, if it's Depp they want (and they will want him) they'll have to pay through the nose for him. Good for him.

r116, where are you getting your info about her casting for AQ? I know she was up against a lesser known actress, and the director preferred the latter. WB thought that AH had a better name and chemistry with Momo (which in the end, they didn't- he ended up hating her because she thought she was intellectually better than he was, and didn't fall to his boozy charms). She did have a very good work ethic, but when asked to give variations on her takes, was unable to. However, she "edited" well.

Here you go, 131, there were dozens of articles. Entertainment Weekly was the first one that popped up.

[quote] On Wednesday, Depp returned to the stand and told the court that he "made a phone call" that helped Heard land her role in the 2018 DC film. According to the actor, Heard was concerned about shooting the film on location in Australia, given her previous legal issues there. In 2016, she was prosecuted for illegally bringing her dogs into the country. The charges were ultimately dropped, but fearing the studio behind the movie, Warner Bros., would still have reservations about casting her, Depp said he made phone calls to them on her behalf.

"She asked if I would — I had a multi-film deal with Warner Bros., so we'd been in business together, so I knew these people — speak to them," Depp testified. "I made a phone call, and I spoke to three upper echelon Warner executives: Kevin Tsujihara, Sue Kroll, Greg Silverman."

As for whether she would've gotten the role without him, Depp said, "I can only say that ultimately, she did get the job in the film. I curbed their worries to some degree."

Representatives for Warner Bros. did not immediately return EW's request for comment.

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None of the executives named by Johnny have denied his version of events nor have they supported Amber's. I think they're trying to stay quiet.

r128, So basically, Johnny gets away with everything because a popular movie star that you like? It's okay for him to be horrible to less famous/unknown people?

Hypothetically, let's say you work on a set as a crew member for one of Johnny's movies. He turns up drunk, takes an instant disliking of you, and does something bad to you. He spits in your face, throws hot coffee at you, and insults your low-paying job. He also gets you fired. Would you still try to justify and defend his actions or is it different now that you're the victim?

If you do decide to call the cops and the story is featured on gossip sites, I guarantee that his insane fans will BLAME YOU for provoking sweet, gentle, cool Johnny. You're burned and embarrassed because he tossed boiling coffee at you, but his fans are accusing you of being a greedy, attention-seeking liar.

People would gang up on you, and I really don't think you'd like it. If everyone had your "Johnny's famous so he wins" attitude, then why would anyone believe or support you? After all, you're just a lowly nobody up against MAJOR MOVIE STAR Johnny Depp.

You're so silly, R133. Johnny's reputation with the casts and crews of his films is very well known.

He is the soul of kindness and courtesy. He treats "the little people" who work with/for him with tremendous care and consideration. He would never behave in the way you describe. It's just a ridiculous premise and I reject it out of hand.

And yes, dear, I made no secret of the fact that I like Johnny Depp's work, his personality, his sense of humor and when he's healthy I like his looks. I do not like Amber Turd's work, her rotten personality and her non-existent sense of humor. Her looks are perfectly fine but they do nothing for me.

I like HIM, I don't like HER, therefore I cut him all kinds of slack and I cut her no slack. That's just the way the cookie crumbles, hun and I'm allowed to feel any damn way I want about either of them. Deal with it.

R134 What about the crew member he assaulted a few years ago, Rocky Brookes?

What about all the cast and crew members who have to wait around all day for him because he's purposely late?

Even as far back as 21 Jump Street, Johnny used to brag about trying to get fired, not learning his lines, starting fires on set.

The only reason you're rejecting the hypothetical question is because you don't know how to answer it without contradicting yourself.

Oh but I DO answer it. You just don't like the answers so you pretend they aren't right there in front of your face. Too bad, so sad for you.

I don't know about someone I've never heard of working with him (and fighting with him?). It was a show he worked on as a kid 35 years ago in the 1980's. I don't believe that Johnny suddenly turned into a violent brawler any more than I believe he suddenly turned into a violent husband. It doesn't make any sense and you know if it doesn't make sense then it's not true.

In a very long career, you are now alleging that Johnny Depp got into one beef 30-40 years ago on a teen cop tv show. Not violent with one of his long-term relationships, ever. His exes (with the Ellen Barkin exception and even she said he wasn't violent with her which is very odd because I used to see her in S&M clubs in New York in the old days where she looked for and could take a punch) his exes do not confirm Turd's accusations. Not one of them. I'm decidedly unimpressed by your rather melodramatic arguments.

Let me tell you this again, and I'll type it S L O W L Y. I like HIM and I don't like HER. I will excuse HIS behavior and I will NOT excuse her behavior, hers was so much worse anyway. Turds in the bed, pretending to be heterosexual so that she could rip him off in a divorce/fake-abuse scam, then actually going through with her divorce/fake-abuse scam and then suing him when he wouldn't pay her enough blackmail.

She was actually the abuser in that relationship all along. She lied and scammed her way into a marriage with him, abused him then accused him of abuse and tried to steal millions off of him. Her problem is that now everyone in the whole world knows exactly what she did and exactly the kind of person she is. I shudder to think of that child in her care - they never fare well with a narcissistic mother. With any luck, Elon has hired excellent household staff so that the child only has to deal with "Mommie Dearest" for staged photo shoots.

It's simple - I like Johnny Depp and I do not like Amber Turd. This is not going to change via your incessant whining. You are unconvincing and your carping on and on about how much you hate Johnny Depp and assorted other silliness is far more annoying than it is dispositive, hunny bunny. Let it go.

r136 A kid? He was 24/25 when he started working on that show and 27/28 when he left.

Amber was in her early 20s when she started dating Johnny, and you have no problem complaining about her alleged behaviour during that time. Why does Johnny's youth excuse him, but Amber's doesn't?

R116 So she cheated with Elon Musk and James Franco? But you said she's a "dyke". So which one is it? Make up your mind

The very fact that there’s a sociopathic Depp stan in here saying that Depp is better than other people due to his “A list status” and is therefore allowed to abuse and mistreat them in any way he likes — tells you all you need to know about Depp stans,

They’re delusional scum. A gang of incels and rape apologists. For some reason they latched onto a guy who was pretty 30 years ago and decided to worship him like a god no matter what, even though he now resembles a moldy Spongebob Squarepants. Sad.

Again, R137, I like HIM. I don't like HER. I keep telling you and you keep being faux-surprised

Amber Turd is allegedly 37 years old. So she was with Depp for how many years according to you? Her early 20's? How early was that, exactly? They met and she became his mistress in 2011, 12 years ago.

So she cheated on him while he was with Paradis and his children. Nice.

And she was at least 25 (that she admits to), hardly early 20's. The same age Depp was when you claim he was so old during 21 Jump St (a show I have never seen).

R140 how can she have “cheated on him” when he was married? Please just go lick your Johnny Depp poster and stop trying to make sense.

R116, my mind is entirely made up as I've made clear many times this afternoon.

She fucked Elon and Franco for what she could get out of them. Elon - money and a child-support-baby for her future. Franco - possible roles she was interested in, a great way to meet women (he has many many women), who knows?

She's presents as a dyke - everyone knows it, she's always been a dyke at least that's the way she presented and her relationships. She faked being het with Johnny for what she could get in terms of money and help with her career - both of which he gave her. It's not far to go to find her faking het relationships with other men for what she can get from them too. I'm sure she's not finished yet, we'll see her faking another het relationship for a rich enough guy.

She's a malignant narcissist. She doesn't actually enjoy sex or have genuine relationships with anyone. She seems to be more comfortable with women but when a person's every emotion is an act, how can one really be sure?

A terribly confused R141 opines:

[quote] [R140] how can she have “cheated on him” when he was married?

I do sincerely beg your pardon for confusing your wee brain so, my dear.

I originally posted this sentence at R140:

[quote] So she cheated on him while he was with Paradis and his children. Nice.

What I MEANT to post was this sentence:

[quote] So she cheated WITH him when he was with Paradis and his children. Nice.

You see how one little word can addle the brain of an otherwise reasonably intelligent person? Shocking. A thousand apologies for putting you through this, hun.

He should have aged amazingly well with his beautiful coloring and bone structure. Such a pity.

In ten years:

He still looks smelly even all dressed up

Can you imagine writing 37 paragraphs white knighting Johnny fucking Depp? Sad!

Teeth rotting pics at Cannes

He looks a hell of a lot better than he did in those Jeff Beck shows.

Ewwwww R148

His teeth have been in horrible shape for more than a decade now.

This is what drug abuse does to people.

"She was actually the abuser in that relationship all along. She lied and scammed her way into a marriage with him"

Bitch please. It's there are rules and double standards for the kind of beautiful women who want to marry rich assholes for their money, the sort of people nobody would EVER marry for love. The rich assholes want pussy, and can and will pay for it one way or another, and love and loyalty are not part of the deal on either side.

Yes, she's a whore, a sex worker, but Depp couldn't get anyone who wasn't. So while both of them undoubtedly engaged in unacceptable behavior during that marriage, cheating on both sides would be considered normal by the standards of Hollywood rich fuckers.

R140 Amber Turd? What are you, 12 years old. Go back to Twitter with other desperate fraus to defend your smelly, bloated idol.

R142 She didn't get anything out of fucking Franco, you bloody imbecile. She fucked him cause she wanted to fuck him. Lesbians don't fuck men!

"She's presents as a dyke - everyone knows it, she's always been a dyke at least that's the way she presented and her relationships."

You really are a nimrod. She never presented herself as a lesbian. She is bi. I don't even know any lesbians that call themselves dykes, let alone bi women.

"She doesn't actually enjoy sex or have genuine relationships with anyone."

Looks like we have an online psychologist on our hands. Please share with us more of your brilliant analyses. What about Depp. I'm sure he's totally grounded and warm person, right?

Decrepit. All the Max Factor in France. Engineered suiting. I love it!

Reminds me of Gustav Aschenbach in Death in Venice.

Are the yellow teeth photoshopped a bit? They never looked that stained before.

Johnny Depp has doll's hair!

I'd love to see him mumble incoherent answers on the quiz show, "The Chase".

He has American Indian background, genetics-wise. They can age “badly” as they get much older, at least by movie star standards. Especially developing really wrinkly skin in the face.

R159 But isn't that because of sun damage? If he'd taken proper care of his skin/wore sunscreen/quit smoking, his skin would look a lot better. Too late now.

I will have nightmares from the snaps at R148.

R160 Yes, that too. It’s a combination of a lot of factors, but genetics played a role.

With all the drugs he still does in his late 50s it seems that genetics has little to do with his sped up aging.

Not to mention the booze.

Depp is vile and I believe Heard but it is quite disgusting that she had a child with Musk in order to secure the bag. Revolting actually. Depp is pathetic but Musk is a fascist.

R164 She didn't have a child with Musk. What the hell are you blabbering about?

He just needs to die he’s outlived his usefulness

Amber has one baby, and a quick google search says the father is "unknown", which probably means he's married to someone else and filthy rich. That one isn't birthing no poor man's baby!

Musk has babies wit a bunch of other women, and doesn't hide them.

Oh he just looks awful. What the hell happened?

R167 Amber didn't give birth. A surrogate was hired.

Oh that baby is definitely Musk's.

[quote] Amber has one baby, and a quick google search says the father is "unknown", which probably means he's married to someone else and filthy rich. That one isn't birthing no poor man's baby! Musk has babies wit a bunch of other women, and doesn't hide them.

Yes, Musk is an equal opportunity player. He loves to spread his seed all over the place. In any and every willing pussy he can penetrate.

R171 The baby was born using surrogate