Latest Mugshot the return

This kid in Miami looks like bad news. He also looks sterile to me. I see no children in his future.

I can’t wait until we see the ultimate mugshot. I still have faith.

Tanner will be popular in prison. Very nice looking.

This ain't Tanner's first time at the rodeo OP. More narcotics plus bail jumping.

He's busy.

Putting the HOT in Hot Springs!!. 25 years.

Poor Carson. Telling the cops that Mommy was happier dead probably wasn't the best way to go!!

Photo One. Meet Jimmy. This is an actual mugshot. His looks aren't the only killer thing about him....

Photo Two. Meet Jimmy.

They all look mean. probably all sociopaths.

Jimmy is hawt!

Jimmy was in People Magazine!! I don't read People but I assume this was their "Most Beautiful Inmate" issue?

Momma's mussy is probably wetter than the ground under a condo complex in Florida.

The inmate at R5 is trying to make Veronica Lake's 1940s "peekaboo" hairstyle happen again.

R1 Beebs would have been bred regularly in the big house.

These are wholly unremarkable white guys, especially Tanner.

Jimmy is damn cute !

This burly, bearded ginger maniac wielding a pickaxe shows potential.

This is Billyjo - drug issues.

R14, Beebs was getting bred regularly at church by his pastor, so you're absolutely right.

The one at R5 is the only one close to my type.

His caftan was confiscated, but he was allowed to keep the earrings.

There’s a pot of gold waiting for you fellas. If, you look like this.

R5 Looks like the operation got interrupted halfway.

R18 would be hot if he cut the stringy hair

OP- WRONG 😑

What you really want to do is give him a

BLOWJOB

If Billyjo got rid of the stupid Southern rock hippie hair and had a deep pore cleaning he would be hot as hell.

R5 All I see is bad parenting. No one raised this man. As humans, we need love and guidance to grow up healthy. Sad.

I am the poster who volunteers in a jail.

I will tell you one thing. I used to look at tons of mugshots too (Smoking Gun anyone?). But now that I’m inside and see their suffering and I know their mugshot is literally THE worst moment in their entire existence on this planet, I can’t enjoy these because of their pain. Now I can’t see them because I’m so clear that there’s a genuine human being behind that photo. It is sadness and loss and shame and grief and anger and trauma, all in a single moment in time.

All this to say, carry on. But please just remember, that could be you or anyone you love. However, appreciating hot men is also not a sin. Life isn’t black and white.

R5- Looks like a Circus Side Show

HALF MAN/HALF WOMAN

R7- He's good looking and I bet this young criminal is WELL HUNG too.

R17 to be fair, that landscape wall was hideous and Pickax Man did Lake Forest a public service!

[quote]their mugshot is literally THE worst moment in their entire existence on this planet, I can’t enjoy these because of their pain.

That doesn't explain the large number of them that are smiling in their mugshot, like this guy.

R32 looks like he’s at Barbizon modeling academy.

Not a mugshot but he ended up with one. The video headline is scary and misleading but if you watch the video you see it's sad. He is 18 (and a junior in high school) so he clearly has learning issues. No mom. Mentions Dad leaves him alone a lot. He sounds like he gets bullied which is probably where the gun comes in. Principal (in the blue blazer) is hot but comes off like a dick when he suspends this poor kid. Yes the kid should have been arrested. But schools pretend to have a zero tolerance bullying policy then ignore the bullies turn these kids lives a hell. At least this kid was trying to get an education. He was scared for a reason.

Elias has a perfectly symmetrical face - and he's 6'6"!

Eric - just a blue-eyed blond.

I think Bieber got all those tattoos to look less like a woman. Someone should have told him that time could make him look like a man but nothing can be done about those horrible tattoos.

They need to put cock size in the stats. For some of these guys, would be a great disciplinary tool.

What a charmer at r32!

[quote]Please just remember, that could be you or anyone you love. However, appreciating hot men is also not a sin. Life isn’t black and white.

This is the mantra of mugshot cradlers.

R37, Bieber looks/looked like a woman?

Did Eric at R35 get busted for stealing power converters at Tosche Station?

Kristen Stewart IS the felon at R5!

Billyjo has Momma's mussy STEAMING like an overdue OLD FAITHFUL!

Billyjo just got arrested again!

Someone please write a heartfelt ode to Billyjo!

If Simon Rex and Matt Damon had a child.

Stud Alert!!

Yummy.

Who could stay mad at this adorable scamp?!! Free him!!

R48 Bro, is that you?

R50 Nothing wrong with that boy that a couple hundred orgasms couldn't fix.

R48 looks like the guy who stops by your house for a booty call after the bars close at 3 a.m.

R48 — I wish someone like him would stop by my house…

And steal something, R54?

Nice eyewear

Meet Kolten with a "K". He is looking for love online. Forgot to mention his last "relationship" was with a 12 year old. Apparently a jury wasn't impressed enough to let him go home.. And even though 2031 will be here before you know it, you don't have to worry about going too fast in this relationship. He is 6'3 so that's something.

R56 TRADE

r58 he can't stay out of trouble

R57 Kolten is adorable.

Koltens ad. Oh my. He loves to travel. Well, he USED to love to travel. LoL.

R59 Poor guy. If only someone had given him the proper loving attention, he'd be some rich guy's happy sugar baby right now.

R57 The public defender wanted him to show that he wasn't a sexual threat to anyone by displaying his baby dick to the jury, but Kolten wouldn't do it. He's up for parole later this year, though!

R63....Link....He is ELIGIBLE for parole. If you look here his EXPECTED time to be released is 2031. He ain't going anywhere.....The best he can hope for is 8.5 years parole....I think we can all agree on two things about Kolten. (One) He looks better with shorter hair...(Two) Mommy MUST have been a Kardashian fan.

This spindly child molester does not enhance the thread.

Damn lucky Luciano was Hot af. He could get it anytime

[quote] He could get it anytime

Not anymore.

Male Model material.

Jail Make-over.

Handsome.

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Kolten. I mean...that spelling GUARANTEES a life of crime.

The cashier at the grocery store was I went to recently was named Logon. I’m sure he pronounces it like Logan (shoutout to Brooke!), but on his tag it appeared to me as a way to enter a computer.

R70 Hopefully before the prison rape, they'd get that douchey goatee off him.

Keep an eye on the Lawyer Son who is charged in Daddys death. DL already knows what THIS is going to be about.

^^^^ The story....

The jury will acquit when they see the cute dog.

This stud. Had a "misunderstanding" with his baby momma.

R78 Looks like he had a "misunderstanding" with an very large inkwell.

Did he kill her r78

R80. Sadly, no. He spent 8 years in prison. Clearly he learned nothing. He is fuckable.

R80 He choked her a bit with his thick, inked cock, but she survived.

I feel bad for r81 he seems sad and misguided. Plus his baby mamas place looks like a crack den

R83 Probably because it is.

Breeders have such chaotic lives

The Scottsdale Jail just got hotter...LINK....

INNOCENT!!! Put me on the jury.

R87 Looks like he just saw the first dick he was going to be taking.

R32, you are right, once in a blue moon, a mugshot doesn’t look like trauma. Why? I don’t know. Maybe they think it’s funny and ironic. Maybe the copper made a good joke at that moment. Maybe the person has been in numerous times before so there is no shock. But if you scroll through this full thread, you will indeed see that the vast majority do NOT look happy, they look like they are in pain. Not all of them, but I would call it at 90 - 95%. And to add, I am the type of person (in my youth!!!!) if a cop got up in my grill and was screaming full blast at me one inch from my face for doing 75 mph down a residential street (true story) I would burst out laughing. Not because I wasn’t shitting myself, but because I had a nervous laughter. So I believe a fraction of the smilers are also nervous and that’s just how it gets expressed.

Also, even if someone happens to smile in that moment, I fucking promise you, after the first night, reality sets in, it is no joke, all wry irony goes out the window when you have to take a shit in front of fifty other people. All irony goes out the window when your cellie explains that if you don’t release your farts inside the toilet bowl and flush the scent, they will carve the word fart onto your forehead. There is indeed a fart rule. As bad as you think jail might be, I can assure you, it is a thousand times *worse*.

Carry on.

Can’t we just enjoy some hot lowlifes?

100% r90, I take no issue, other than to humanize them.

I would've hidden the Pennsylvania fugitive.

Gary actually has a very handsome face, it's just the rest of him that's a mess.

Amateurs

R92 Prepare him for his new life as a prison bottom.

R94 The late great Bret Mycles. Had no idea he had a record. Was he arrested for pushing roids? What a magnificent specimen.

Sexy Stud....

Most of the men on this site are rough but there are a few diamonds on the rough. And some real FREAKS too

Like this guy

Some of you are either deeply desperate or are in dire need of corrective eye surgery.

I like a bit of rough now and then too but I mean, some of these guys look like the "after" picture for scurvy.

[quote]Some of you are deeply desperate AND in dire need of corrective eye surgery

FTFY.

I’m way too much of a pansy for this thread.

Abbas - I love all the black hair - I bet he's hairy everywhere.

Check out this hot hillbilly

Some faces look familiar. They must have done porno work before.

Abbas Osman at r103 knows what you need. It’s in his stare.

Devyn - dark and handsome.

R104 He got tired of taking his uncles' dicks and snapped.

Tyler - think he is a natural blond?

I think Ernest is cute.

Brandon sure has some lips on him - think he's multi-ethnic?

Alex looks like a buff wrestler to me - he's in big trouble, there must have been about 30 charges listed, from drugs to trespassing to forgery, etc.

Joe also looks like a wrestler - look at the size of that neck!

Be sure to include shampoo and conditioner in your care packages for Devyn!

Christ some of these are dire.

Alexander and Joe scare the shit out of me. What the hell happened to joes neck!?

He’s icky but the amount of weight this guy has lost is admirable.

@R112 : Finally, you post someone attractive. Sadly, he is a complete mess, which makes him unappealing.

R117 anyone can lose weight on meth.

R110 and R111 Oak Lawn TRADE.

Some hot guys and some very scary ones. Presumably a few hung ones too.

Ernest looks like he needs a nap

Fetching

He’s be much hotter with a new hairdo

Ernest in R110 got arrested again. I think he looks quite different here, even though it's only been a couple of days since the last mugshot.

The lighting is much better at r125 but he looks awful.

Ernest reminds me of an actor. Billy Zane, only with hair?

I see some Michael Shannon in Ernest.

It's sad to see people looking like shit when you can see that they could be really attractive.

Ernest looks like Rami Malik on meth.

18-year old Aaron arrested for robbery. On my way now to bail him out.

[quote]18-year old Aaron arrested for robbery. On my way now to bail him out.

He looks like trouble!

R131 I shall visit him and talk about the joy of face tattoos!

Crazy eyes

[quote]Crazy eyes

Yikes. For a moment, I thought that Michele Bachmann had transitioned.

Oh, Isaac. You adorable scamp....

R136, Isaac is an adorable scamp. He’s also a menace. His seemed great, and I can’t believe how patient, nice, and levelheaded the arresting officer was.

R137 Being adorable AND a menace just makes him HOTTER-----DL Polling Center

This thread worries me because I am such a pushover. I can imagine how easily one of these men could hurt me, take advantage of me, or worse. It could start out innocently enough… standing in front of a CVS, guys asks for change or whatever. One thing leads to another and another. I’d not be likely to pick up on their criminal intent. Until it’s too late.

R139 are you male or female?

I’ve ducked ex cons before and things went fine. Just dont be a sucker

Or a quacker.

Isaac at r136 looks his best with his legs splayed and in light bondage mode.

Meth is a terrible drug

Isaac just needs some kindness, understanding, and sustained anal pleasure.

There some hot cage meat in Alabama. His eyebrows are too short though

More Alabama cagemeat

R146, he's part of the "Lumpkin" proletariat.

Pretty thug

Is that Ezra Miller at R149?

Silver fox from Iowa

A smile that can light up a room

Attention!! Stop thinking you can rob the Dope Man. Seriously. The Dope Man is guaranteed to have TWO things---weed and a gun!! Who doesn't know that? Now he is dead and you are in prison for life....What a waste and this cutie is like the 7th weed robber I came across today!! Apparently it's a thing now. All this stud could have offered in OF material wasted!!

Booze + Car = Manslaughter. Sad story but cute guy.

Sexy. Stud.

The Police camera loves him!! So much modeling potential after he gets out of prison decades from now.

Meet Caden. This go-getter didn't let a triple homicide arrest get him down. He got out on a pesky GPS monitor and then posted himself on social media smoking weed and holding his favorite machine gun---yes---machine gun--as in the singer.. And of course the buzzkill cops had to ruin his fun by throwing him back in jail!!.....R139 = Yeah...We gotta keep our eyes open.

Oh Caden...Must you post EVERYTHING on social media? You are literally being charged with TRIPLE homicide!! Now is now the time to show off your weed and gun!!

Doh!! Caden!! Not the news coverage you want when you are going on trial!!

Ruggedly handsome

Ooops

God, some of you have an UNUSUALLY vague notion of what attractiveness entails... 😨🤢

The equation "[bold](Violent criminal + youth) x Desperate old queen = Hotness[/bold]" doesn't give good results.

"DAMMIT CADEN"!!------Grandma after she finds the cops knocking on her door.

This one is sad. 14 years of mugshots. I honestly feel bad for him. Dope won this one (so far). Some people can't win that fight.

"Take me home. Maybe I'll fuck your brains out. Maybe I will kill you. Only one way to find out...Let's go!!"

R163----OKAY...I admit it. I've let you down and that's on me.. I'm going to make it up to you. This one is for you. Don't even pretend he isn't hot or sexy. The glasses gives Hot Teacher vibes. Dreamboat!!

R167 FORGIVEN

4SAKEN

I prefer Donald Trump's Georgia mug shot. Now that's what I call a man!

R131 Aaron is also a wrestler. I realized it as I was gently placing his photo into my Blonde Prison Hotties Scrapbook. He looked familiar!! 4 hours and 12 scrapbooks later I discovered he was already in my Wrestlers 2 Watch Scrapbook!! As you can imagine, my 8 cats and I thought it was quite a hoot that we discovered this before anyone else on DL.

R155 kind of reminds me of Chad Michael Murray.

The Chad

TChad

Marshall is kinda cute - striking eyes, though.

He looks hotter with less hair

Meet Justin. He tried to pull the old "a stranger I never met before forced me to drive" trick with the cops. Sadly he didn't know our Big Brother Police State used a license plate camera system, police identified and eventually tracked it to Justin. Then Justin implicated himself in jailhouse calls and now thinks he will be out in 5 years on a homicide case. Poor Justin.

Direct link to mugshot of Justin Bartels at R176.

R176 If only he had the proper love and attention.

Andrew is a druggie who keeps getting hotter

Bodycam....When Gay Boyfriends (allegedly) Attack!!......Cute Cop at 7:21..

That's the happiest smile I've ever seen in a mugshot at R179.

R181 He just found out that R176 is going to be his cellmate, and he's already planning a special evening.

damn he fine r179

You queens going onto R179’s arrest page and leaving those comments are not right and I love it!

Kyle looks like a cute redneck, but he's only 5'4".

Whereas Chase has an unfortunate haircut, but he's 6'6".

Kyle at R185 does not have a red neck.

R185 He's adorable. Hopefully he'll find some nice top to take care of him.

If the Menendez Brothers had a hot cousin. Your heart isn't the only thing he might steal...

R.I.P. Cade. This scamp began his mugshots at age 18. He loved cars. He hated drivers licenses. He loved racing the cops. He loved weed. But mostly he loved Mugshots...LOTS and LOTS of mugshots. Sadly Cade died "unexpectedly". DL knows what that means. He could have been a DL Mugshot legend!. Rest in Power you rebellious speed demon!!

Hello Handsome. Buy him a drink if you see him out.

Sexy and not afraid to show it.

R189 You may kneel and service him now.

R190 Such a waste, he could have been someone's kept boy.

Puppy Dog eyes...

Yellow Stud.

R195 looks so sad! Clearly he's just misunderstood. All he needs is the love of a good man.

R196 reminds me of porn star Calvin Banks.

Sexy Cellmate. One.

Sexy Cellmate. Two.

Sexy Cellmate. Three.

Sexy Cellmate. Four.. Yum.

Anybody else notice the name of the arrested wrestler’s opponent? Tres Schuft?

I like the one at R201, and the one at R202 has a nice smirk.

Calab could have been a supermodel on the outside world. I have a feeling he is someones prison bride by now.

R205, does Cawab have an adowable blanket?

Dima is an orphan. Mostly because he took down Mommy and Daddy with a knife. They were the "adoptive" parents. They were called the perfect family by the neighbors. No apparent motive. I await the sex angle to this story to fill in the pieces.

[quote]Sexy Cellmate. One.

The neck tattoos are a turn-off.

R201, that smirk is the last thing you will see before he kills you with a hatchet.

R207 I'll show him the ropes, and kneepads.

I guess he's an orphan twice over now, R207. That Russian look does nothing for me, personally, though.

Strange how some of them look as rough as you'd expect, whereas others look well presented with neat styled hair.

How did you find out about. His death r190?

Model Material. Three different looks.

Model Material. He just needs a stylist.

Hot Cellmate. Five.

R213 I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another.

R215 GTFOH.

R215 Oh, Levi - Criminal Mischief in the 1st degree? You'll be out in no time with that parole board smile!

Shit it’s Michael Myers

Mr R215 needs to shave all that hair off/tie it all back. That face needs to be seen. Don't hide your light under a bushel!

I'm going to have nightmares about R220.

R220 Model Material. He just needs a stylist.

Is that a pre-makeup Kris Jenner?

R221 He might let the right daddy clean him up.

Not my thing but this guy looks like a great value Adam Driver

Great value, R226?

R227 Walmart brand

Thank you, R228.

This might be the 6 a.m. Vodka Martini talking, but I think he's kinda hot.

Handsome.

Okay, I admit it. He needs a little work. But with a nice makeover this one could be a winner!!

Another adorable scamp with too many mugshots. If only he used that energy for positive things---like stripping on OnlyFans!!

R231 looks like he could give a mean fuck! 🥵

R234 I agree. He's a party waiting to happen. I bet he looks hot in a cowboy hat too..

R226 Driver is fug in any case.

Nicolas' hair is approaching a bouffant, but he's pretty cute.

Quinlan is cute

He looks like a Fraggle, R238.

R237 Definitely invited to my halfway house.

Feliz is hot

He doesn't look very Feliz.* 😂

*Spanish for 'happy'

Nathan is quite cute - nice hairy chest.

R243 Just saw his cellie's cock for the first time.

[quote]Nathan is quite cute - nice hairy chest.

I was too distracted by that nice wandering eye of his.

R243 What could he have been arrested for?

Repeat Offender. This adorable scamp. Likes weed.

Repeat Offender. Cute. Clearly law enforcement has no appreciation for potential male models.

Repeat Offender. Giving me hot marine realness. He's not good in domestic relationships.

Hot R249. But clearly lethal.

Was the photographer for the Rico 19 a MAGA? Everyone looks pasty except Trump, who is wearing an expensive suit and a thick layer of topaz makeup. Or is it the careful lighting? Either way, someone conspired with him to create the best mugshot possible.

R249 Looks like Jensen Ackles, minus some better luck and choices.

OP- You want to give Tanner a hug 🤗?

You really just want to give him a BLOW JOB

R249 looks like the “love child” of Tom Hardy and Ryan Philippe.

R254 a cross between a fantasy of the bedroom and a saint.

Stephen Bear - some kind of English reality show person. I love his looks and his hair in his mugshot.

[quote]Repeat Offender. Giving me hot marine realness. He's not good in domestic relationships.

Probably because he's gay and in denial about it.

Repeat Offender. Stud. Downside = He likes guns and crowds. Not a good combo for him. And YES I hate the tattoo.

Repeat Offender. I prefer the shorter hair but I'm okay with the longer hair.

Repeat Offender. He's had a rough 3 years. And I have a feeling the next three are going to be even worse. At least he can brag that he was once semi-cute.

Cutie behind bars. He got a headlight ticket. So you know somebody got mouthy with a cop.

I certainly wouldn't mind getting "mouthy" with him, R261.

R258 He just needs a loving (and probably white) daddy to turn him around (and fuck him).

As Judge Milian says, you can beat the rap but you can’t beat the ride.

Not cute R261. He looks like one of these photos where they mirror one half.

Release him to my custody.

Hi Bryan, R266.

R267 Nah, too old for him.

R266 That boy's gonna be an expert at sucking dick before this is over.

Lot's of potential here. He just needs a little polish and watch him shine!!

Mean Sexy.

R270 Polish his cock until he reforms - and calls you "daddy".

R270 ABSOLUTELY

Bryan setting a new trend in haircuts.

[quote]Bryan setting a new trend in haircuts.

He looks like a dark-haired Bonnie Franklin, with stubble.

R274 reminds me of the Peter Pan man.

R274 could’ve been cast as Sonny Bono in a Lifetime biopic.

Look dear, he’s a lampshade!

He’s got cute chest hairs

R261. I can fix him!

R274, he looks like Frankie Grande in 20 years with a bad wig.

This cutie offed someone in his neighborhood. Maybe I've been on DL too long but a news story said the dead guy "was a father figure to all the young kids in this neighborhood"---and all I could think of was "DL knows what THAT means"...Fun Trivia = this is his actual mugshot. Finally the cops are putting some thought into their booking photos!!

There have been requests for POC mugshots - how about 28-year old Nicholas - 6'5", 325 lbs.?

Is it just me, or is John kind of hot?

R283, I was in that chorus seeking some color and some respite from the flood of uninspired white guys..

I’d like to formally rescind my request after seeing Mr. Kadi.

[quote]Is it just me, or is John kind of hot?

With those Dumbo ears, giant neck and frau hairdo?

R284 Definitely just you...

That neck makes him look like a pinhead.

Another hot guy from West Virginia

Roy seems pretty happy-go-lucky!

R289 Hell yeah, he looks fun.

Sorry r283, still not as fine as my prison bae Denzel Raikowski 😍

Roy Pig Mountain, R289?

Hot Fuck.

Yummy 1

Yummy 2

Yummy 3

Hot Realtor alert. He's been arrested so a mugshot is forthcoming. I'm calling gay angle on this story. Wait for it...

R298 is like the Dollar General Kurt Cobain

The hot jock.

The misunderstood rebel.

The cute guy with more mugshots than he probably needs.

Hot teacher vibe.

Seth would be really cute if his face cleared up. He's only 19.

Brent has killer eyes. He's 6'5".

He sure does have killer eyes

R303 has a slight Joe Jonas resemblance.

R64 “Dunn admitted to Kentucky State Police to entering the home and engaging in sex with the girl under the belief that she was 13 years old, according to his citation.”

That makes complete sense.

R305 No longer smoking meth would help clear up his face.

Gorgeous r304 😍

R301 and R302 need to be making videos together.

Several of these men are NOT GUILTY. We need a DLer on the jury for any potentially hot guy.

Joking aside, it's annoying how quickly images get removed from imgbb. It particularly impacts the photos above where there's more than one image, because you can see two halves of their faces and then get a 'no image found' message when you click to see more. Must do better.

Greg has the hair we all wish we had!

Trenton is a cutie-pie.

Greg appears to be wearing an Eva Gabor wig, R314.

I want Brandon to fuck me hard!

R315 He looks like he would slit your throat.

Brandon looks mildly psychotic. Have fun, R317!

Don't let the innocent pretty boy look fool ya.

Dramatic!!

Yummy.

Cute!!

R314 What the ENTIRE fuck is THAT?

R314 has hair like Blanche Devereux

Still hot in a rough way but he reached his peak in 2014 imho

Here’s his 2014 mugshot. It’s too bad he wasn’t rehabilitated then

R326 Are you INSANE? He probably killed the guy who took THAT mugshot.

[quote]Still hot in a rough way but he reached his peak in 2014 imho

Cataracts can be removed successfully, you know.

He's giving me "flock of seagulls" vibes.

His parents should have named him Trouble. Cause that's pretty much all he's been doing for years.

Hot neighbor vibe.

Don't leave your wallet around him. Sticky fingers and plenty of mugshots to prove it.

Don't let his hot sultry looks fool you.

Hot Coach Vibe.

Hot Sex vibe.

Home Invasion. Why didn't he come to my house?

Home Invasion. Model material. If only he spent that much energy on OF he would be rich.

Hot hitchhiker vibe.

[quote]Hot hitchhiker vibe.

Canceled out by the "serial killer eyes."

This guy’s on fire… well the boat was at least.

I’d fully engulf that Wisconsin man myself.

Tho I’d probably be disappointed with only a few skinny inches.

R315 I must swallow all of his semen immediately.

R323 must be impregnated immediately and often, to pass on his cuteness.

r316 You just reminded me. To be a cunt—back in the analog days and before every marketer seemingly had a list our names and addresses—I used to have odd catalogs or mailers sent to people I disliked. The Eva Gabor wig catalog I had sent to a woman I worked with with terrible hair, international male to gay-haters, Columbia Records I would select the most pablum albums (Donny & Marie, Anne Murray, Captain & Tenille, etc.) and send to a metal head. You get the gist. Passive aggressive but subtly effective at instilling paranoia in the subjects.

Handsome.

Intense.

Dreamy...

Yummy.

Stud...

FUN TRIVIA------>> In case you didn't notice----->>>R346 and R350 are the same guy..

R348 has a mullet

R352 In his defense he's in Texas. It's still more common there than you would think. A nice haircut will pretty him up.

[quote]Stud...

Apparently R350 went to prison for stealing Nathan Lane's eyebrows, which put a dent in his studliness.

If this isn't male model material I don't know what is.

Ford Modeling Agency? Here is your next model superstar!!

Hot Bully Vibe.

Hot Trouble Vibe.

Hot Cuddle Vibe.

[quote]If this isn't male model material I don't know what is.

"And Jerry Mathers as the Beaver."

[quote]Ford Modeling Agency? Here is your next model superstar!!

I would prefer my hot cons not to be a dead ringer for Helen Hunt.

R355 The bribing pool to be his cellie is blowing up like crazy! Just remember, boys, I get him first!

R356 That hair is gonna get tugged.

R356 and R359 faintly resemble Ryan Gosling.

This man's face fascinates me.

The guy at R365 looks like he’s of Somalian descent. They can be quite striking.

[quote]This man's face fascinates me.

But his hair doesn't?

R365 is sideshow bobs black cousin

I just like Seth's looks.

Henry is like an ice blond - he looks like that Arctic explorer Fridjthof whatever. He does look kind of mean.

Wisconsin man breaks in and demonstrates good taste in beer.

[quote]I just like Seth's looks.

That beard is horrifying.

One Night Stand material.

I don't know why. I just do. Maybe it's the hair.

He's that guy at the club you really just want to see naked. Once. Maybe twice.

R375 He's got that "wanna see how big it is" smile going on.

He looks like he enjoys unzipping, leaning back, and letting you do all the work. I'm okay with that.

Hot. ..

Power Top Vibe.

Hot Teacher Vibe.

Sexxy.

[bold]Sad Update[/bold] R381 has moved on to the pearly gates. Kind of like a soap opera. This 23 year old stud got caught by his 39 year old girlfriend with some other chick. The girlfriend brought her gun (of course)...Bang Bang!!...I mean...Look at him. Who could have expected this hot piece of cock to keep it just one woman?

[quote]He looks like he enjoys unzipping, leaning back, and letting you do all the work. I'm okay with that.

That hair "don't" at R377 would be a deal breaker for me. Another Veronica Lake wannabe.

R377 Fun fact: getting his hair brushed makes him hard.

R377 looks like the guy who wants a blowjob but won't kiss because then it would be "gay"..

Taco Bell Employee hot.

Hot Stud Vibe.

Hot Cellmate Vibe.

Hot and Sexy.

R388 Send him to stay with me, baybe!

R387 He only looks uptight because he hasn't been properly bred in a long time.

Michael demonstrates the latest hairstyle.

The most handsome ones are mentally ill, sadistic killers, right?

R393 If he murdered his stylist, no jury shall convict.

Young Vadim just doesn't seem like the kind of guy who normally gets arrested. No idea what he did - under charges it says "NULL".

Supermodel!!

Model material!!

A shining star!!!

Model material!!

Stud!!!

R398 His hair gets like that when he's aroused.

[quote]Supermodel!!

Miss Gurl at R396's prison dance card must always be full.

393 has terrible skin

Sorry I meant r392

One of the more "interesting" mugshots.

Scrapper.

This baby face scamp is proving you're never too young to ruin your face/body with tattoos.

Move over, Fabio!!

Daddy’s got a gun, and he’s walkin round town.

Sexy.

I'm standing by this one. Yummy.

Model Material!!

This looks more like an Actor Headshot than a mugshot. Sadly there were so many mugshots to choose from..

Hot.!!

I'm seeing a lot of truly tragic hair. R411's frau-do seems designed to draw attention to his huge jug ears.

Are haircuts really so expensive?

They are when you need every penny you get to buy some meth, R416.

Also, the fact that some of you fancy most of these guys and consider them model material, is truly tragic.

R417 Yeah there are very few hot men on the thread. Though I suppose it's more a case of "these felons aren't as ugly as you might think", rather than saying they're hot per se.

Well! This thread surely proves that the "data" that always say how high the arrest rate for African Americans is compared to white has to be exaggerated.

Why, look at the ratios here. It's almost all white!

I am still in awe of those two belles of West Virginia

Check out this piece of ass

[quote]Check out this piece of ass

I'm a sucker for Marty Feldman eyes.

R413 There's our new Fezco.

R423 Sadly he morphed into a scary MAGA looking type. Here are a couple of his other mugshots.

This rebel finds out why you shouldn't tell a cop to "suck a dick". (5:40) But in his defense the cop was pretty hot.

R424 If only he'd had a daddy to keep him safe and satiated.

R425 What he should have said was "Sir, may I suck your dick?"

r412 he's pretty, I hope he prelubed before the inmates ravished him! 🍆

R428 Poor guy, they made Bluto Thick is cellie. Rough first night.

Cellblock Stud.

Cute. But he seems sad.

Hillbilly Hot.

[quote]Cellblock Stud.

With Joan Crawford eyebrows.

Handsome. And the hickey is a nice touch.

Intense. And he looks like he knows a lot of Britney songs.

Dreamboat.

R436 Better get him some BWC, or there's gonna be a lot of BBC.

R436 is a dreamboat!

Because he has "killer" good looks, R438?

R439 He's only dangerous if his need for cock goes unsatisfied for too long.

R434 is cute.

I like this British criminal. Alminas Satas - I wonder what that name is, Lithuanian?

^^ That misshapen right ear creeps me out. Next. ^^

Some of these mugshot are old. I wonder who's dead.

Here's a little twink who's only 21, but already arrested for "probation violation"!

R445 He knows he's got some dicks to suck.

‘I killed that alien,’ Las Vegas man accused of deadly shooting near high school says

This adorable scamp is Ashton. He had a "misunderstanding" with a senior citizen and now he's facing murder charges.

[quote]This adorable scamp is Ashton. He had a "misunderstanding" with a senior citizen and now he's facing murder charges.

Once again, a baby boomer is to blame. They're the cause of most of the problems in this country.

Ashton seems kind of clueless. LINK = His arraignment. The judge asks Ashton if he has a lawyer and Ashton said one lawyer he called wanted 50,000 upfront. Surely Ashton could get some money from a lucrative OnlyFans account?.....Ashton talking at 1:20 mark.

We have a theory that crime enhances one’s beauty.

Nicholas Michael Latham arrested 9-12-2023

Ernest arrested AGAIN - and he looks completely different again. Do a CTRL-F to see Ernest twice above. He still looks very cute to me.

[quote]He still looks very cute to me.

He looks like someone who lives in an alley. He hardly resembles a teen idol.

Well at least Jeremy Bottoms.

Retired gay porn actor Toby Springs.

This sexy stud is on the run. The victim is such a crybaby.

[quote]Retired gay porn actor Toby Springs.

Needs to have his ears pinned back.

R458 Misread that as "Jake Lyons", former gay porn star, ex-con and rather sad mental case.

I just looked at all these pictures and I think I'm pregnant.

I hope it's R436 and not R421.

Naughty Hot Drama Teacher vibe...

Future Prison Boss vibe...

Hot rough vibe....

"nothing but trouble" vibe.

R464 = Early death vibe.

R464 Also "Used to be really cute, look what they've done to me" vibe.

R465 "He's a priest, I had to do what he said, right?"

R458 I'd hide him, in exchange for some consideration.

Handsome.

This scamp has a ton of mugshots. Lots of trouble. You'll see him again.

Hot Cellmate vibe.

Model material.

R473 What? No, dude. THAT'S trade at best. AT BEST.

R471 If only someone had shown him the love he needed.

Those ears look like handles.

[quote]He looks like someone who lives in an alley. He hardly resembles a teen idol.

R455 you've got to be kidding. He's got great features, eyes, mouth, face. Very attractive. Many of us should look as good all disheveled.

What's with all the jug ears in these pics? R476 is only the most extreme example. Perhaps jug ears foretell a life of crime.

fetal alcohol syndrome ears

So many of these guys could have been saved by the right man sex at the right point in their lives.

I don't think that this would have had any positive impact on their lives, R480. It would have just expanded the number of male victims they've ever had.

Also, most of these guys are about as physically appealing as a root canal without anesthesia.

Hot Saturday. THIS should be on OnlyFans.

Hot Saturday. This guy is way hotter than anything you see on Falcon these days.

Having a mugshot is almost a requirement to be an American. Fascinating society.

Hot Saturday. Male Model Realness!!

Hot Saturday. Lots of mugshots. Lots of trouble. Will he steal your heart? Or will he steal your wallet? Who knows.

Hot Saturday. He looks like a hot kisser.

Are they strip searched when booked?

R486 looks like a space alien wearing a wig.

R489 He's big on running---as in running away from cops---preferably in a speeding car. He also (allegedly) likes bond revocations. This scamp is headed towards being a prison bride if he doesn't get his act together.

R490 Who's the school shooter?

R485 This sweet boy was only 19 when he was busted. Clearly, he needs hands-on guidance and support.

R488 Some of these guys didn't even ask before stripping down - makes you wonder.

R465 is so cute. 5’3”, eh?

R494 Fun-sized. Hopefully some big bear will take care of him.

R495, how do I apply for that job?

R496 Probably with cash or smokes. Just don't scare him with your dick.

I remember meeting one of these on-the-edge country boys in the restrooms of NYU years back. Handsome but with a street-learned mistrust of others. Strikingly handsome, passionate but when he said he needed somewhere to stay I had to refuse as I figured I'd be robbed or murdered. Sad to see guys like this having such tough lives and often dying or dying in prison.

R498 Why? Because they're hot?

R499 No..just the wasted lives. Think of what they could have been. Sad to see youth fuck thing up.

Everybody needs to be used by some sexy trash once in their life.

I want to put that on a t-shirt R501.

[quote]No..just the wasted lives. Think of what they could have been. Sad to see youth fuck thing up.

I'm guessing that none of these guys were Rhodes scholars to begin with.

Video....Water Cop spots a boat of shirtless 18 year olds drinking. Hotness ensues.

R504 "Which one of you guys is going to blow the cop to get us out of this?"

I can deep throat the most

Agree r498. Nobody tried to give them attention. Nobody tried to give them a chance.

R507 Poor Corey Feldman. Does anyone ever have any conversation with him without asking about Corey Haim. Sorry CF, but you're rather fug and always were. It was Haim's ass all the pedos lusted after.

This poor girl. One day you're in a love triangle. Then next day one is dead and the other is going to prison for many years.

Tuesday Cellblock. Rocking the makeover.

Tuesday Cellblock. Another makeover. I like the shorter hair.

Tuesday Cellblock. Machine Gun Kelly vibe.

Tuesday Cellblock. Handsome.

Tuesday Cellblock. Yum.

Is having a thick neck a prerequisite for getting arrested?

[quote]Is having a thick neck a prerequisite for getting arrested?

Yes. And extra points if it's tattooed.

[quote]Is having a thick neck a prerequisite for getting arrested?

Yes, as are jug ears. If you have both a thick neck and jug ears, you're doomed to be a lifer.

I just have a feeling Yasmel has a big, strong, beautiful, thick dick and knows how to use it.

R457 Is apparently one of those bisexuals…or he’s straight for pay.

R471 That’s a damned shame.

R521…again with the ears.

Thanks to everyone who is using IBB or whatever it's called so that we don't have to click through to see the hot pics!

Zachary is cute and has nice hair.

[quote]Zachary is cute and has nice hair.

A shame about the leprosy

Instead of work gangs, they should put the hot ones on OnlyFans.

R486/R490 sure is pretty, but looks like he tortures kittens for fun, and will eventually move on to human victims. They better keep him safely locked away.

Ryan kind of has a nuclear explosion happening on his head.

There are some truly tragic hair choices in this thread.

This blonde cutie is indigent.

That blond cutie's lawyer thinks he might be insane.

R531 Blondie is crazy HOT!!....LoL.....I noticed the poster didn't mention what his charges were.

Hot Cop behind bars!!

R533 Normally he just chokes them with the thickness of his cock.

Weston!!!

R535 I don't guess he was helping her across the street.

Stud.

Male model material!!

Hot!!

This cutie got hit with an Indecent exposure charge. So he sounds like fun!!

^^^^ He made the news!!

R487 looks like a younger Patrick Dempsey.

Cute Marine. In a LOT of trouble. Instead of shoplifting he should have put on his uniform and signed up to OnlyFans. He would have stood out from all the mediocre boring queens.

R543 I'd rather pursue him to my guest room - might have to put the cuffs on him, though.

35-year old Miracle is very manly.

Zachary has a heavyweight wrestler's build - 6'2", 230 lbs.

R543 I'd love to be his "drill instructor". I bet he takes orders like a good boy.

Makeover between mugshots.

School Bully Vibe.

Cute.

He should be on a catwalk. Those pouty lips are made for modeling.

R551 I'm sure they'll be put to use.

No, he'd have to be much hotter than that for me to execute a break out.

A couple of cute hillbillies get busted for weed at the lake. One looks like Tarzan and one looks like Jeff Spicoli. The rest are mediocre.

R554 They all look like a trailer trash family reunion.

Too cool to care.

Nothing but trouble. So many mugshots I could have made three of these. I threw the red shirt in for holiday cheer.

Cellblock Supermodel!! Someone call Tyra!!

Sexy Stud---ONE.....Look at him. He never takes a bad mugshot!!

Sexy Stud. TWO...If only he used his hotness for good instead of lockdown. All that Gay4Pay money he could be making!!

R557 Aww, I want to take the blue one home and rehabilitate him slowly but vigorously.

Model.

Rule breaker.

Too many mugshots.

If Cher had a hot son....

Stud....

This ginger is going to prison for a long time.

R567 If the carpet matches, send him to me.

I think this could be one of ours. And of course he has nipple rings (at his age). ugh.

6:46 p.m. Dec. 5. -- Arrested: Frank Jesse Dimond, 26, of 100 Evelyn Drive, Melbourne. Charges: unarmed burglary of an unoccupied structure, Dealing in stolen property., viol probation felony.

You Lookin' at me? No I can't tell are You Lookin' at Me?

Daniel Hughes, 24, of Fenton, charges: Reckless driving; marijuana - possession <20 gr. Brevard County Sheriff's Office

Cutie

BDF.

Jug ears again at R573.

FOUR Mugshot Transformation!!

TRIPLE mugshot transformation!!

R575’s perp looks different in each mugshot. In the second from the left he looks like Felon Dawson.

Another triple hitter!!

If Mayor Pete was less hillbilly and more hot he would be this guy.

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Another supermodel waiting to be discovered!!

R579 is so cute - and he does resemble Mayor Pete.

[quote]6:46 p.m. Dec. 5. -- Arrested: Frank Jesse Dimond, 26, of 100 Evelyn Drive, Melbourne. Charges: unarmed burglary of an unoccupied structure, Dealing in stolen property., viol probation felony.

R570 that's Melbourne, FLORIDA, not AUSTRALIA

[quote]Cellblock Supermodel!!

That low foreheard indicates he has the brains of an ape, but, then again, we're no looking for book club members.

It's sad that crime ages these guys in dog years. Ignoring the cheap glasses and tattoo, he was quite hot at one time.

18-year-old Quinn Riordan and 19-year-old Matthew Austin

I can’t decide if it’s more racist or anti-racist that men of color have been excluded from a hot mugshot thread.

But I am certain that white mediocrity is real after perusing these candidates vying for the attention of Momma’s Mussy.

My dick is sort of like a white supremacist.

I've got a Benetton heart and fuckin' David Duke cock.

I've never figured out why people like R587 don't just post photos of the people they feel are underrepresented instead of bitching about it. Regardless of the nature of the complaint.

I’ve posted a few Latino and black guys in this thread. Asian guys are the hottest but I don’t see them a lot in mugshots

Handsome. I hope he uses his hotness for good.

Cutie.

Mugshot Transformation!! He ain't gonna age well...

Mugshot Transformation. So much wasted potential. Sad...

This stud.. He looks like a hot fuck with beer on his breath.

R591 is indeed very cute and has that confident look that he will get away with murder.

[quote]This stud.. He looks like a hot fuck with beer on his breath.

With the requisite jug ears.

One of a kind!!

HOT!!

Mugshot Transformation. From stud to thud!!