Dylan O’Brien Smells His Pits and Showers
HBO Max's "The Other Two" brilliantly skews the callous, competitive nature of the entertainment industry with its latest Season 3 episode,
On the latest episode, "Cary Becomes Somewhat of a Name," Cary (Drew Tarver) is forced to go through a series of humiliating Zoom auditions, which includes him donning a tacky wig and climbing into a suit of armor; only to be put up against a name actor, Dylan O'Brien ("The Maze Runner" franchise.)
At first a scruffy O'Brien, wearing a wool cap and sleeveless t-shirt, complains that he has to audition. "I can't even fucking believe I still gotta audition," he gripes. "I'm the fucking 'Maze Runner,' bro."
Smelling his armpits, O'Brien says, "Hey, you reek," and decides to take a shower. "And Daddy doesn't do good on a stinky audish." Things get interesting when he believes he's shut down his Zoom camera and strips down and showers in full view of Cary and his bf Curtis (Brandon Scott Jones) who is frantically taking screenshots. Not that they mind. "Truly. Thank you for this," says Curtis. "You would think seeing him naked would be a letdown but it is better," adds Cary.
The scene doesn't go as far as other streaming shows by crossing the full-frontal boundary, but fans of O'Brien weren't disappointed, judging from their Twitter responses.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2023 11:16 PM
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R1 that was the dialogue he uttered.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 14, 2023 9:28 PM
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[quote]brilliantly skews
I thought it was "skewers"?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 14, 2023 9:32 PM
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[quote] Smelling his armpits, O'Brien says, "Hey, you reek," and decides to take a shower. "And Daddy doesn't do good on a stinky audish." Things get interesting when he believes he's shut down his Zoom camera and strips down and showers in full view of Cary and his bf Curtis (Brandon Scott Jones) who is frantically taking screenshots. Not that they mind. "Truly. Thank you for this," says Curtis. "You would think seeing him naked would be a letdown but it is better," adds Cary.
That is so fucking hot.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | May 14, 2023 10:45 PM
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You're on shitty shows like this, Dylan. That's why you still have to audition.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 14, 2023 10:49 PM
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I've always liked Dylan O'Brien.
Unsurprisingly, he's never quite been the same since that horrendous accident that almost killed him. The injury certainly derailed his career.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 14, 2023 10:55 PM
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Don't tell his manager. She thinks she's handling an A-lister.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 14, 2023 10:57 PM
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Twitter going wild over the armpits doesn’t realize it’s being skewered by the show, as in the excitement and intrigue over Chase’s armpit photos.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 15, 2023 12:45 AM
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[Quote] Unsurprisingly, he's never quite been the same since that horrendous accident that almost killed him. The injury certainly derailed his career.
Such as surrounding himself with racist trash like his latest girlfriend and Camila Cabello.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 15, 2023 8:48 AM
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What's the story of racism about Dylan's girlfriend, R10?
I haven't heard anything about that.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 15, 2023 9:09 AM
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Thanks R12.
I'm not sure I exactly see that as racist.
She's just trying to act cool using the n-word, even though she looks ridiculous using it.
I don't know how anyone in this day and age could think it's okay to use the n-word if you're not black, but clearly this girl lacks common sense. Especially if you read her Tweets. She was only 17, but she's also a complete idiot.
I am, though, pretty surprised that Dylan would date someone like that.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 15, 2023 9:58 AM
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[quote] You're on shitty shows like this, Dylan. That's why you still have to audition.
Exactly. And to not shower is gross. No wonder he’s not booking jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 15, 2023 1:06 PM
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[quote] And to not shower is gross. No wonder he’s not booking jobs.
Omg are you really this dense?
It was part of a SKIT, for fuck's sake!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 15, 2023 1:17 PM
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That’s what he’d like you to think because he’s too embarrassed his lack of hygiene was exposed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 15, 2023 1:22 PM
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R15 he’s playing a tongue in cheek version of himself. Although, I wish my tongue was in his pit.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 15, 2023 2:49 PM
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He should have “leaked” some nudes when the all his male Teen Wolf cast mates were getting leaked. It would have made a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 27, 2023 11:16 PM
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