Woman makes men submit a 500-word essay to date her

Those are THE worst cheek implants I've ever seen!

This is what the British think beauty looks like.

Dick pics are less time consuming.

[quote]Those are THE worst cheek implants I've ever seen!

And the nose job - it's like they left no nose at all.

Ugly mouth

The Datalounge reply/essay

“I HAVE ANAL WARTS!"

"I EAT DOG SHIT I FIND IN THE STREET!"

"I'M A NURSING HOME RAPIST!"

"I HAVE TINY MEAT CLIT PUS!"

"I DO DONKEY SHOWS FOR A DIME IN TJ!"

"I HAVE SHIT STUFFED HOLES!"

""I'm a putrid cunt who needs to crap on other people to feel important."

"I'M A PLUSHIE"

"I EAT OLD PEOPLE'S EXCREMENT"

"MY PUSSY STINKS!"

"MY MOTHER IS MY SISTER!"

"I EAT PEANUTS OUT OF MY GRANDPA'S SHIT"

"I SUCK PUS OUT OF ASS PIMPLES"

"I EXPRESS MY DOGS ANAL GLANDS WITH MY TONGUE"

I STARRED IN TWO GIRLS ONE CUP"

"I RIMMED JOHN WAYNE GACY"

"I VOTED FOR BUSH TWICE!"

" I'M A COOZE!"

" I'M A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER"

" I'M A CUNT "

"I WEAR RED HATS AND PURPLE CLOTHES"

"I SHOP AT WALMART"

"I WEAR STIRRUP PANTS"

"I WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS"

"I CHEW ON USED JIZZ RAGS AT ADULT BOOK STORES"

"I WIPE BACK TO FRONT"

" I HAVE LOOSE STOOL "

"I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY ARMPITS"

"I CAN SHOVE A WHOLE MIDGET UP MY ASSHOLE"

"I LOVE PUFF PAINT AND SEQUIN SWEATSHIRTS"

" I USE TWINKIES A TAMPONS"

" I LOVE NECROPHILIA "

" I USE MY DEAD GRANDMA'S LEG AS A DILDO "

" I HAVE A BOOB JOB ON MY BACK "

" I EAT STD INFESTED ASSHOLES "

" MY DAD FUCKS MY HOLES EVERYDAY "

“I'M A PEDO "

"I BAREBACKED WITH JEFFREY DAHMER"

"I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET"

"I EMPTY OUT COLOSTOMY BAGS AND BATHE WITH WHATS IN THEM"

"I'M THE GUY GETTING FUCKED BY THE HORSE ON VIDEO"

"WILFORD BRIMLEY SITS ON MY FACE AFTER EATING CHILI AND KRAUT"

"I STICK TAMPONS IN MY ASSHOLE TO CONTROL LEAKAGE"

"I ATE OUT GILBERT GRAPE'S MOTHER"

"UNCLE DIRTY RUBS HIS SHITSTAINED THONG IN MY FACE"

"MY MOM SHOOTS FRANKLIN MINT EGGS OUT OF HER SNATCH"

“I COLLECT PRECIOUS MOMENTS AND HUMMELS AND HAVE FIBROMAYLIGIA"

"I EAT TOE JAM AND YELLOWING TOE NAILS OFF THE MORBIDLY OBESE"

"I DRIVE A YUGO"

"I LICKED THE WALLS OF GAYLE GRINDS HOUSE"

"MY MOM LETS ME GET MY R GS EVERY MONTH FROM HER SPECIAL PLACE"

"I EAT BED SORES"

"MY DAD CALLED ME HIS OWN PERSONAL TOILET"

I MAKE VILE RACIST & AIDS THREADS AND LOVE IT"

"I WEAR BLACK SOCKS AND CROCS!"

"I'M THE NAKED FAT GUY ON HIS COMPUTER"

"I'M A LOG CABIN REPUBLICAN"

"I RUB PEANUT BUTTER ON MY CUNT AND LET MY DOG LICK IT OFF"

"I RAPED SANDY DUNCAN IN THE EYE"

“LADY G CHANGED MY DIAPER AND ATE IT!!”

She’s going to remain single and lonely for the rest of her life.

Does Bitch Please 250 times count?

I'm going to sound like a grumpy old man but I'm sick of the vanity of this younger generation.

It looks trans. That’s a woman?

Textbook definition of conceit mixed with a hefty dose of narcissism.

Demanding and self-important frau, right out of the gate. Good luck guys!

What a dog

The article says:

After reviewing many applications, she went on a date with the best candidate, but unfortunately, it never flourished into anything special.

The 500-word essay strategy turned out to be a bust for the mom of one, but she encourages other singles to try the method.

So basically it’s still not good enough.

R7 She has a child so she won’t be lonely.

She looked like this, before she had her entire face and body replaced with plastic parts.

Honestly, this girl is more attractive, she's smiling and looks real.

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Respectfully A Single Man

wow they really took of a chunk of her nose, R16...and the rest.

It looks MTF with all of the plastic surgery it's had. Odd aesthetic choice.

Were I into ladies and their various attributes, I think I would probably write up a warning for her in brochure format, to remind her not to get to close to the stove or stay out in direct sunlight too long, least her face melts away.

I'm not a straight woman but I've seen what it's like for them on dating sites, especially any remotely attractive one. Basically men just indiscriminately contact any woman with a pulse and it's often very low effort, not personalized, so it's hard to separate out the wheat from the chaff. When women who are looking for something serious are overwhelmed online like that it's hard to see that these men want something serious and are not just desperate for a hook up.

I guarantee you not one man wrote her an essay. I don't care what she claims. No one is that hard up for pussy these days.

[quote]No one is that hard up for pussy these days.

I guarantee you that there are a bunch of horny straight men who find it hard to get pussy. It's why there's a whole industry of prostitutes.

"Mom of one" is a nonstarter for lots of guys. They won't write all that, because she's not all that.

[quote] I guarantee you that there are a bunch of horny straight men who find it hard to get pussy. It's why there's a whole industry of prostitutes.

Yes, and they'd rather go to a hooker than put up with this shit.

R24 I think that's her reasoning. She's trying to weed out those people by getting them to make an effort if they want to go on a date.

I could write her a 500 word essay about what is wrong with her appearance and how she should lower her standards

She's giving herself quite the compliment ... as a 36 year old single mother.

“What is a woman….” ✍️

Pretty awful looking mess-

ChatGPT can whip that essay up in a jiffy!

Obviously, she is simply not hot enough to require that many hoops.

Also, you can tell that without makeup, she'd be frightening.

I find it humorous that she's so desperate for her 15 minutes that she'd do something so ridiculous and think she won't be dragged for it.

"I guarantee you that there are a bunch of horny straight men who find it hard to get pussy."

There is no shortage of pussy or dick, there's just a shortage of heterosexuals who can get what they want from the opposite sex, on terms they are willing to accept.

Because most heterosexuals seem to have unreasonable terms for any sort of contact with the opposite sex.