Jack Grealish, part 27 - the Lusty Month of May....

More like Jack Delish, amirite?

Stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger OP.

Stills of the GIF in the title^^^ for anyone who needs:

No one "needs" it, asshole.

After last month's Arsenal-City match, Granit Xhaka evidently fucked Jack rough and drooling (not stupid, it's too late for that).

Just as well. When Jack's acting a brat, someone needs to be on hand to put him in his place and calm down his libido, otherwise there's carnage while he desperately runs through the dressing room pickings of dick.

NO ONE CARES you FUCK.

So tasty, that Jack.

Maybe you should rethink your life choices, OP.

It's very easy to get a gun in the states. Let me send you one and you can do what's right.

Hot ass, really beautiful

It will look so hot when it's turning grey and blue with autolysis.

OP, Thank you. That is the sexy gif on DL. I have watched it over and over again and again for minutes. 😊

Please, Sir, I want some more.

Here you go. Sorry about the bag.

So many love JACK!

I'm all ready for JACK!

FUCK MY CUNT JACK FUCK ME!

FUCK ME JACK OR I WILL FUCK YOU!

FUCK ME!

FUCK ME!

FUCK ME!

JOIN ME IN OUR DEATH PACT OF LOVE, JACK, YOU WHORE!

YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT MY TOTAL DEVOTION!

Midriff and legs flashed for the people. This must be why people go to Man City games..

He's never allowed to wear any shorts colour but white (and tight)

Whoooooo, squeeze dat ass, Jacky boy.

The way that body curves is SIN. Jake Humphreys was completely transfixed looking at Jack in the flesh, and honestly same.

Bet Daniel Carvajal of Real Madrid got a handful of that after the UCL semi-final...

JACK: "Oi down't even knaow where IKEA's from..."

STONESY: (laughing in disbelief) "Do ya not...?"

JACK: "Nah....*vacant expectant look*"

Maybe Eerling Haaland is the one starting all of the Jack Grealish threads? He seems besotted with Jack.

R24 Erling definitely reads these threads and stalks Jack's name and picture on G00gle alerts. He's obsessed.

Plus he's jealous and possessive af. Carpools Jack every day, tries to get Jack to curtail his social life and stop partying with hot bros in their off-time or stay in recovery sessions with him for hours after practise, just the two of them...talk about despo. Bet the City boys all think he's such a simp--after all, they can fuck Jack as much as they want, as much as Erling, without half the effort...

Jack's not having any of that nonsense from Big Erl, though. If you want to get inside Jack's inner circle (literally and figuratively), the one condition is that you have to accept all his party-slut foibles, not try to make a heaux into a househusband (at least, not before time).

That's one reason of many why Hendo's is Jack's main bf and not Haaland--Jordan doesn't try to change Jack or rein him in, just makes sure Jack gets his proper disclipline after inevitably being bad and naughty. It helps more than anything else for Jack to have plentiful funishment from someone he actually respects and obeys, as well as a long leash.

Someone ought to tell Jack about Wish.com. All their clothes tend to come up smaller than the stated size, so he might finally find some shorts that fit as snug as he likes them. Or even some he can't even get on over those luscious hindquarters...

The way he always poses so his shirts ride up and show off his briefs and navel...slut

The temptation for both his teammates & opponents to grab those cheeks presented mid-game must be immense. I wouldn't be strong enough to resist.

His asshole is perfect for my knife. He will be my forever lover in HEAVEN.

R24 Erling/Jack does nothing for me fantasy-wise but objectively I do see the appeal for others. The canon is certainly there.

Jack is a WHORE and will be MY bitch!

R7/R9/R11 eat up, buns are fresh and warm out the oven

Jack will die by my hand and then I can have him all to myself, the little slut.

The slut will pay for his deeds with his blood.

Erling did get hit with the ugly stick.

R28 in nearly every picture his ass says available

R35 ik lmao if this were Medieval times he'd be chased out of the village with pitchforks. It's lucky he has football.

Same way it's lucky for Jack he has football, given he's not even basically smart enough to do anything else to survive beyond throwing things in a skip, and OF/escorting would be his only option out of poverty and a handicapped limited existence.

the wiggle he does trying to get his teammates to overlook his cheating and give him points (for being a cute whore idk?)

he's sooooo girly pop

I wonder if Erling asks Jack to keep his cleats on at bedtime?

Jack is a whore who will die for his sins against me. I will not be ignored, Jack.

R36 how right you are! Jack is never one to let an opportunity slip by, particularly not a thick hard cock shaped one..

R39 sounds kinky if a bit painful lmao

though training molds (as opposed to game studs) are light with a bit of give, so they wouldn't hurt as much

Was he passed around the BT Sport punditry team after the last game? Looking up at them all with dark needy eyes from under his lashes like a proper coquette, right in front of a cheering crowd of his home fans. He's a little minx for that.

No doubt Jack's interested in Rio, he was a Man United fan as a kid and he rates a tall strong bearded older player more than any other type.

The Times’ latest sports journalism dedicated an article to the ‘rough treatment’ Jack gets from other players on the pitch, and how much he’s enjoying it😏👍

Well R39 you know those kinky Vikings.

Those kinky Vikings line up to fuck Jack. The WHORE. The fucking WHORE. WHORE. WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE.

R46 finally catching on and getting in the spirit. See, it's more fun and relaxing to play along instead of railing and ranting and foaming at the mouth, isn't it?

Puma have caught on, as well. The best and most reliable way to convince Jack to turn up to make ad content for them (and to behave himself long enough to finish it in a publishable manner) is to book a cute sexy lad to play with him at the same time. Bang on.

WHORE LAD spreading his legs for the team. WHORE.

right boys I've worked it out

Jack wears such atrocious ugly drip because he wants it ripped off his body expeditiously

Am getting soooo impatient for England!Jack next month! His bare feet and his resistance band and his mucking about during yoga and his sleepy smiley satisfied face when he gets to cuddle and smooch his fave lads in front of the world (before letting them all rail him senseless when the camera crew go home)

Unsure whether Jacky is a size queen but he was really taken with Benzema's cock during the City-RM game last week..

R20 it wants to break free

[quote] What would you give to challenge Jack Grealish?

Ooh Puma don’t test us😩

I had a dream about this stupid gif last night 😜

R54 well don't tease us bruv, give us the full story!!!

Butt cleavage..

R56 hmmm tantalising...

Just that and nothing more, though? Not legs or thighs or hole? Jack's got it all open for free use yenno ;)

Jack will be on the field on US television on Sunday, May 14, at 9 a.m. EDST on the USA network.

That's a nice photo of Debruyne above....he has a certain way about him.....certainly not as forward as Jack and Erling - but I wouldn't say no.

And of course when Jack says "clothes make the man" he means the OTHER MAN....I'm sure he chooses his gear because it's easy to remove.

@r55, Let's just say he doesn't mind if you get handsy with him 😛

- r54

Jack is dead, just reported in The Mirror.

^ According to the Mirror Boris Johnson was a great PM and the whole world loves Queen Camilla 🙄

It brings me joy and nostalgia to watch Jack in his prime. He's so thoroughly enjoying himself.

[quote] That's a nice photo of Debruyne above....he has a certain way about him.....certainly not as forward as Jack and Erling - but I wouldn't say no.

R58 Mr. Let Me Talk seems reserved and emotionally pent up. Apparently, his mates had to set him up and push him together with his now-wife, because he was just too anxiety-ridden to make a move, even with his pleasant looks and great body and healthy bank account. Kev doesn't seem to have a good handle on his emotions, though--he stays silent and passive and calm for months on end, then explodes and punches a wall or chews someone out publicly. He's a strange bird.

One wonders how Jack gets on with him, sexually--whether such extreme contrast of introversion vs. extroversion creates hot sizzle and fireworks, a way for Kev to outlet all his frustation and social shyness, or whether it's more of an affectionate leisurely exchange because Kev can't get out of his own head. Jack says he thinks of KDB like a 'brother' of sorts, but knowing Jack this won't stop him cracking on (if there's fellow athlete cock to be had, nothing will).

The SLUT.

Jack is *gasp* all covered up in the latest bit of content. Even now it's the summer months! Unacceptable.

Though his little sleeves pulled over his hands are never anything less than delightfully cute. And his new trim is gorgeous, still sexy and pinup gorgeous but in a more classical and neat and timeless way than the old bedraggled bleached curtains.

He talks about running drills with the ball to learn how to accurately shoot past defenders. Well, we all know that he prefers to fall down under said defenders with his legs in the air and hole on show for them. It's more effective to play that way, as regardless of the defensive player's skills and strength and acumen, they're stopping in their tracks for a good look at Jack.

I am not a constant reader of these threads, but am always amused by them.

When this one started, with that damn GIF that haunts my dreams (too!) I’ve really started to think about you depraved souls who wrote this content.

I mean… you ARE masterful storytellers truly. But I’m beginning to think there’s a thread of complicity on Jacky’s part. It’s as if he really does behave the way you guys write him.

Like that movie “Stranger Than Fiction”

[quote] Jack says "clothes make the man", he means the OTHER MAN....I'm sure he chooses his gear because it's easy to remove.

Clothing always optional and temporary and inconvenient in Jack's world ;)

R66 well thank YOU for joining in and following along, bab! The most delicious fantasies are a bit twisted..

There is no doubt in my mind that Jack's self-interest has him searching his name and tracking his own tag. And he loves any and all eyes on his body. So put that together and it does get a little weird. Perhaps he is performing for us...

Here's wishing you another scorching sensual dream tonight..

Butt seems a little flat to me…

R69 ah but you see it's not a question of size or of volume, it's what he does with it and how willing he is to allow access to it.

He doesn’t look like he is gay or even bisexual.

^ He looks like he is whatever he's in the mood for 😉

R72 yes exactly!!! You get it

Jack is one of these modern no-labels anything-goes Bromo fuckboys (the best kind). Doesn’t need to live up or down to anyone’s expectations😔🙏

Yes. You get it, you are a fucktard. 🙏

Exactly R74. This is the 27th masturbation thread for OP. The little slut.

I just got in for the second half and Jack is not on the pitch! I am devastated.

Did Erling wreck Jack's hole so badly last night that he can't play OR did he flash his pubes in the first half?

I am concerned and the announcers have not said anything......

Oh our Jack is on with less than 10 minutes to play.....MC up 3-9.

After the match, Erling took off his shirt and gave it to a young fan and then paraded around - the camera stayed on him for a long time......

R78 ugh no-one wanted to see Big Erl teats lol. that poor fan (were they male or female?)

Didn't see the game myself but apparently Erling had to break up another fight Jack tried to start? Guess Jack went into heat again, they've got to sort out a protocol for that over at the Emptihad

the team didn't need to be such smug cunts about celebrating tonight's victory either. beating Everton is hardly difficult or something to brag about

Apparently, during international callups Jack likes to tease Arsenal's main and England's backup GK Rammers about the title race. Am sure all that mouthing off and preening gets him a nice and hard smacking with goalie gloves...

Looks like they will win the PL. I thought it was gonna be the gooners.

R81 yes, it would seem that yet again MCFC bought their way to a title. Surprise, surprise. Gutted for Arsenal & Arteta.

Might well be City's last for a long time, though, if their fraudulence is finally punished and exposed. So they'd best enjoy it to the full and tear up Manchester partying on the day. Hopefully if/when their downfall comes, the team that scoops up free agent Jack can provide for his very specific nymphomaniacal needs even better than MCFC.

Puma calling Jack a perfect 10. They know the score.

Jack says he got a rare bad cramp in City’s last clash with Real, and says he hopes it doesn’t happen again in the final.

Well, Jack sweetheart; if you will insist on climbing in a sling right before or after a match to be used by an entire squad of prime athletic men, that’s going to go a bit hard on the legs isn’t it? And gettting fucked multiple times daily, you lose a lot of fluids & electrolytes, which the muscles won’t thank you for. ‘Recovery’ after playing doesn’t mean getting shagged to sleep, sadly. But you have your needs, and that’s understandable.

Even touchy-feeling needy Jack is looking turned off by how blatantly clingy and possessive and overprotective Erling is getting. It's a bit cringe.

Reckon Haaland thought it was one thing, when actually it's not. Jack's already got a boyfriend he loves and is happy with, everyone else is just for sex (a lot of it, all the time). Not sure how Erling's got that twisted. Hendo or the England/City boys will have to have a quiet word.

We've got a new precious smoulder.gif from the last City interview with Jack (and Stonesy)

R79 I think the fan was an eight or nine year old boy......Erling himself seemed pleased with his strip tease performance.

Hendo on which England teammate he'd choose to be stuck on a desert island with (nb. he had almost 30 lads to choose from, including his beloved Jude & Trent as well as some of his oldest work-mates):

[quote] I'd probably choose Jack Grealish. That would be fun. [...] We'd be stuck [on the island], but, we'll have a good time, I think...[...] Yeah, brilliant brilliant guy, always in a positive mood, great to have around the camp, and everybody loves him.

Awww, Hendo can't be without his special baby boy, even in a hypothetical scenario. Nice to hear too that Jordan appreciates how loveable, upbeat and good with people Jack is, and how much more Jack is to him than just arm candy or a meme or a slutty mess for him to play with and the tabloids to write about. It seems like Hendo really cherishes Jack's kind happy bright personality without wanting him to be different and without trying to toughen him up. True love.

^also I liked that Jordan as he answered that question was adjusting his joggers and playing with the drawstring. Clear body language signal that he was thinking about what he & Jack would get up to all by themselves on a private beach...probably something filthy but very sweet too! Sand gets absolutely everywhere if you roll around it y'know, Jord ;)

[quote] Erling himself seemed pleased with his strip tease performance.

R87 this last month, Erling's been acting more like Jack than Jack. Vs. Everton his shorts were even shorter than Jack's!

Dunno what's got into him. Perhaps that award he got recently has gone to his head. Or he's just aware that he's not got much time left at City and doesn't want any unfinished business? Something strange is in the air.

What a fucking pathetic thread.

Who is the other fella, the one cheking out Jack's biceps? I don't know all these football players. He is cute.

R92 thanks for asking and for stopping by!🙏

The other player in the thread title gif with Jack is the no. 8 midfield player for Sheffield United and for Norway’s international team, Sander Berge. It’s likely he knows Jack via Jack’s teammate Erling Haaland, who also plays for the Norwegian national team. Worth nothing also that both Sheffield United F.C. and Manchester City F.C. (Jack & Erling’s current team) are owned and financed by Saud! Princes, despite being English football clubs.

2000s Liverpool alum and current-day pundit Jamie Carragher chose Jack to star as a forward in his fantasy Ultimate XI of a combined Manchester City x United team (his partner Gary Neville, formerly of Man U, was not pleased..). Wonder if Jack’s ever paid a visit to the $ky Sports studio for a ‘tour’? Bet some of those vintage ballers would love a turn inside him.

And Jack seems to have a beguiling and seductive effect on LFC players, doesn’t he? Well, all except Trent and also Graeme Souness who both still hate him, but seemingly only on principle.

With only a short while to go before the big UCL final, Man City have been trying to shake things up in training.

Jack's even gone in goal for a session! Suppose he needed some balls coming at him hard and fast, but as he can't risk fatiguing his body with sex before such a big match, this has to tide him over until they win and he gets some celebratory cock in him.

One thing I will miss when Prem season ends is Jacky in his pristine see-through skimpy City whites. Somehow, the England kitmen still haven't worked out how to maximise Jack's assets on the same level.

Sexy

where is Man city going for preseason tour?

R98 Japan, Thailand, and South Korea. They face Atletico Madrid in Seoul for a friendly.

One wonders what Jack is going to make of the Far East. He'll probably struggle a bit with the food, what with his baby tastes and all. And the public transport systems might confuse him, he'll need his hand held by his teammates. The onsen, massage parlours and nude saunas, though? That's more his speed. Itaewon & Shinjuku Ni-chōme are calling his name.

Dutch DJ Oliver Heldens has kindly volunteered his time to guide Jack through his very first live set on the decks in front of a crowd. Exciting!

Am sure Oliver has also been guiding Jack’s sinful wet pretty mouth to his dick while they’ve been rehearsing...one good turn and all that...

[quote] Did Erling wreck Jack's hole so badly that he can't play?

When and where possible Jack prefers to have the whole dressing-room go at him together. It’s more fun with more cocks to taste and bounce on, and from past experience Jack’s found it makes for better team-bonding and fewer hard feelings if everyone spectates then joins in to take him apart. Pep thinks it’s an effective group exercise for the regular season, as well (he’s even participated a few times—Jack’s learned first-hand about Spanish passion this season..).

Erling does have the longest and fastest cock at City, so on a physical level that helps Jack enjoy the drilling slightly more from him over their teammates. Erl isn’t so thick that he blows Jacky out, and can’t get so deep that he leaves Jack gaping and gasping with eyes rolling back in his head (Daddy can do that for him), but does jackhammer rhythmically enough to make Jack feel well used into the next day. It feels good, that’s what counts.

However, the next game (or two) for City is too crucial to the club for Jack to have his customary and preferred orgy (or much railing at all), plus Hendo is too busy attending to his own squad, so poor Jack might have to spend this fortnight in rare unsafisfied horny agitation and for once have to take care of himself (not something he likes to do or is accustomed to).

Perhaps he can get a few fingerings in as Jordan talks him to sleep over the phone, or wear some toys during final training & recovery sessions, just to keep his hole full and quiet and stretched ready for when it’s time to be wrecked again. A conscientious slut’s work is never done😔

Half an hour to go til kickoff...

We ready for action, Jack nation?

Jack just attempted a long range shot on Courtois in goal, after Erling fumbled a tap-in that Jack assisted about a foot in front of the net. Then he tried another direct shot that Courtois punched away with ease. Silly whore! Leave the goals to the men with brains, baby, that's not what you're for.

City have not lost a UCL game in their home stadium since 2018, years before Jack arrived at the club. Could tonight's game be a cherry popped? (that's rare for Jack...)

Go fuck yourself you sick fuck.

Carvajal just got a yellow for bringing down Jacky, who was smiling blissfully and laughing at the challenge like it's the best fun he's had all night. Reckon he's got horny butterflies for Dani, he finds it flattering when he gets man-marked and touched and pinned down by him...

Truly Jack has mastered the art of turning nerves into excitement. It took him less than a year and a few orgies, and he got there. Well done angel!

A night to remember for Princess Grealo!

Contributed to a breathtakingly elegant semi-final win in the most successful year in City history. And got tackled to the floor and had his arse ogled by a champion player of Europe. What more could a model whore want from life?

I shall have to watch the replay.

Thanks for the commentary!

Even at his peak performance and flying high on plaudits, still Jack can’t help himself pushing boundaries and being naughty, I.e. swearing on live teatime TV.

He saw his chance to have Thierry Henry to tell him off and dominate him in front of other people, and took it😔 Incorrigible!

Kyle Walker, Jack’s senior teammate for both club & country, seems to have a good handle on disciplining Jack and getting him to stop being a fussy flirty brat and playing up when they’re at work. ‘Tough Love’, he calls it😏am sure it is, Walks...

Why are British guys with that little floppy hairstyle so attractive? He is an 11 in my opinion. Wow

R110 yes, the real People's Princess! Iconic and slayful hair to say the least, it makes his big sexy doe eyes pop even more ;)

Jack deserves so much love, and not just for his gorgeous face & body (though that's a big part of the reason). Cute, loveable, talented, sweet, funny, silly, authentic, unpretentious, generous, athletic, coquettish, wanton...we could go on.

Last night baby really liked being snuggled and kissed in pundit (and LFC alum, surprisingly) Jamie Carragher's strong arms...

It's the closest he'll get to an older Liverpool player for a while, that might be what did it. Or just the fact that Carra is a silver fox former defender who loves boxing and is built like a tank under those suits...we all know Jacky can't resist a fella with that profile. What a perfect way to end a perfect evening.

R107 have you seen the highlights yet, and if so what did you think?

Have just had a chance to look again at some alternative camera footage, and caught a few interesting little moments. Like here, when Pep gives Jack a little sharp tap/slap around the face because Jack's getting too excitable and mouthing off to the hunky albeit worn down and faded Galácticos. Apparently physical training over at Man City can involve BDSM...

R113 yes I did and it was grand.

^^wonder where Jack is right now? Buzzed off his tits on poppers and naked somewhere under a pile of blokes, no doubt. You have to celebrate a masterclass like that in a big way.

What's most interesting to see is Jack's confidence skyrocketing this season. He always had a bit of swagger and brashness about him, and wanted to win, but true deep rock-solid belief in himself was always a bit lacking until recently. Now he corrects himself to say that he's a main player not just a contributor or someone who's included, and calls himself and his team 'untouchable' (in the figurative sense, of course--in terms of physicality, Jack is more literally touchable than any man alive). He's got a powerful but healthy sense of Ego, now.

Peak physical condition. Whatever the trainers & coaches are doing over in Manchester is working wonders.

Here's Jack trying to mimic a bit of Ch!nese. Of course, he can't.

Haven't quite yet mastered English properly, have you, gorgeous? It's ok, your appeal transcends language.

Sometimes you have to ponder what they put in the water over in Birmingham, because the two best arses in football both mens' & womens' coincidentally both originally come from Aston Villa F.C.

Jack was inexplicably and out of nowhere wearing teammate Phil Foden's shorts after the Real victory.

Suppose Jack's were too damp with excitement to be presentable. He gets heated like that during big games.

Not to mention Foden is smaller than Jack so Jack wore Foden's shorts as they would be a tighter fit

I think our Jack's ball handling has improved so much this year.....and as is posted above his confidence is making him even more fun to watch.

I'm sure Erling appreciates Jack's improved technique!

R120 ah yes, very canny from Jacky! If the City kitmen won't give him the kids' sizes, he's got to borrow his little sister's...

R121 grandstanding arrogant Erling is willing to share his spotlight with Jack, and that says a lot about how impressed he is and how highly he rates Jack's new-found control. Well, control on the pitch. Jack's still got work to do when it comes to the mattress (or the floor of the dressing room, or the communal shower, or the stadium tunnel, or etc. etc.), but the strapping lads on his team are there to help with that...

The latest England roommates video pairs Jack and his best girlfriend Chilly! Everyone's waited ages for this episode. England admin gave Jack all the easy and obvious questions, of course, they've learned their lesson about challenging him too much intellectually.

In one perplexing moment of the Q&A challenge, Jack reveals that he refers affectionately to his City teammate Kevin De Bruyne as "little sausage". Perhaps KDB is coming up a little short for Jack's liking and needs? Jack also calls Chilly 'Man like starve', which is a cute little dig about the fact that Chilly is always hungry (and sleepy, apparently), and not that Chilly is too skinny for Jack to want to fuck. Tbh it's weird to think about Ben going at Jack now, but I'm sure they had their cheeky laddy naughty fun together as U21s.

Jack also says in this quiz that one of his favourite things to do on holiday is attend a pool party, he enjoys chart pop and boyband music such as Ronan Keating, and that one of his beloved pet handbag dogs is named Vicii (after the eurotrash DJ Avicii). We could have guessed as much from him.

Baby looks expensive and pretty in his pearls while modelling the new Puma kit🙏

Some boots are made for walking and Jack’s ass is made for breeding.

R125 indubitably ;)

^^Having thought about it, 'man like starve' could also be a cute little in-joke, code for something. Jack's arse does taste delicious, after all. Perhaps Jack lets Chilly prep him for the other boys with that posho tongue and those well-kept teeth. Everybody wins that way.

Such pathetic turds.

Jack is officially a member of a premier league championship team again.

You are officially and insane stalker sack of shit.

part 27-

OP that's the best Jack footage EVAH

but WHY does he shave his pubes?!!?

Sunday on the USA Network 11 a.m. EDST to 1 p.m.

See Jack.

See Jack run.

Run, Jack, run!

R131 - De Bruyne probably bit them off!

R133 Erling does look like he's into a bit of pain and some gross kink. Wouldn't shock me in the least lol.

There again, Jack's hinted at some questionable pleasures before now. Suppose vanilla sex every day would get boring even for a nympho. As recently as a few days ago he told press he wanted to "drink [Erling's] milk(???) and get in the ice bath with him", which would make Erling's year more than winning the Champions' League, and would be just another tuesday for Jacky.

Getting his hair tinted again so it's Ibiza and Marbs-ready ;) got to look good for all the beach hunks one might encounter..

Of course he doesn't wear anything but skimpy shorts to his barber. What else did we expect.

so dumb and so fuckable

R135 shirtless? It was a surprise.

R131 getting fucked everyday multiple times when you're a model and an athlete means that avoiding chafing, friction and injury is paramount. Plus, it's quicker to clean, and more crowd-pleasing.

Jack has the ability and the want to find sex at any moment around any corner, so he likes to be ready.

Seems like fun-size City veteran Bernardo Silva gets the fun-size albeit unsexy job of babysitting Jack and keeping his tiny mind occupied, when Jack is not otherwise in use.

Bernardo even lets Jack win at silly easy little ball games to keep Jack happy (and stop him throwing a strop, in case someone comes by and wants a turn inside him). Very sweet.

Bless R137, he must be new.

When the weather or the indoor heating permits, you’ll find Jack at least half naked much of the time no matter the social situation, and probably lubricated as well. Jack has taken the zipless fuck idea to its next permutation, which is simply not bothering about unnecessary clothing at all. It’s why he loves hot countries and the summertime so much.

The Man City celebrations gave us a few glimpses of the delicious tight abs of Ruben Dias. Can see why he's one of Jack's favourite work mates, must be so nice to touch and look at that body while underneath it getting plowed....

Haaland got lucky this week. Though lately he's been bugging Jack too much and overstepping their friendship boundaries by catching feelings, this afternoon's Prem win celebrations after the Chelsea match had Jack in a jubilant and festive mood, and that always makes him forget anger and spikes his libido off the chart.

The euphoria was enough for Jack to call Erling over to sit next to him while they wait for their medals, and to gaze up at Erling with those dark urging eyes and eager mouth & legs wide open. As we type, our slut is probably getting what he asked for earlier today--turned inside out somewhere in one of the bedrooms of Erling's barn conversion in Cheshire (their ridiculous houses are only 10-15m away from each other by car).

I am pretty much exclusively a bottom, but even I have the primordial impulse to fuck an ass that looks like that.

Jack would enjoy himself with you R143. The desire someone shows and feels for him is a big part of what gets him off, likewise the primal drive for sex that overrides preferences.

And he can easily work around inexperienced toppers so long as he can feel them in or on him, not a problem. He's seduced and lured so many men in his time, some of them bottoms such as yourself before they met him...

Cute happy slut getting the party started ;)

He's going to let loose and go absolutely mad after the 10th of June lol

I only know Jack Grealish from this thread here. What I’m getting from the comments is that his life is basically every gay guy’s favorite porn movie. He’s getting fucked by all the guys, anytime, any place. And that gangbangs are just a way of life for him. Is that it?

R146 that is about the measure of it, yes.

He’s also a bit dim when it comes to anything besides football, as well as quite preoccupied by socialising and trendy hotspots & clothes and getting banjoed, when he isn’t playing a game or being fucked. The kids today would call his vibe ‘I’m baby’.

And we’re all rather fond of him💓

^ yes

an under-reported fact is that Jack presents hole to his entire team before each match, and takes all cummers

he then holds in all that jizz until after they've won

it's a great morale-booster

Considering the possibilities of kinky uses for two heavy gold medals...perhaps as restraints? Or resistance weights? Something to bite down on? Jack might not be clever off the ball, but he is creative, so he’ll certainly come up with something..

R148 yes, it's amazing what a diligent professional cumdump on a team can do for team spirit, performance and mentality!

It makes the XI play five times better and puff out their chests knowing that Jack is close by on the field, a vessel literally full of them and their vigour unbeknownst to opponents, and that if they win Jack will let them refresh and top up those loads to get out all the excess adrenaline. It's as symbolic as it is carnal pragmatics.

R121 what makes me so happy for Jack's recent triumph is that just several years ago his fortunes looked quite different.

In 2016, his hometown boyhood team Aston Villa were relegated (kicked out/down) from the Premier League after a few years of horrible and scattergun performances, and in the season prior to that an unfit and weedy 18/19-year old Jack had not done much at all to help their plight, even kept losing his starting place in the then-mediocre team because he was boozing and drugging too much, not training or exercising well, unfocused and distracted, and generally not taking care of himself or his game by coasting on talent and charm alone.

Then at the end of the 2017/2018 season, poor Jack caught the wrong end of one of his former teammates' and then-opponent's cleats, straight in the back right over his kidney, and as a consequence of this accidental kick he suffered a life-threatening injury that split his organ in two places and caused dangerous levels of internal bleeding for hours. The surgeon who treated Jack told him in all seriousness as they wheeled into surgery that his chances of survival were not certain, and he ought to say goodbye to his beloved family just in case the worst happened.

Thankfully, he lived and recovered well, though he then had to spend almost half a playing season at home in rehab & PT, watching his team on telly at home as they continued to lose and struggle. His mission then became clear--to augment his fitness enough to get back into his own team that were sinking quickly into disarray and obscurity, motivate them to get better, and become good enough to take the Captain's armband so he could take control of their destiny and his own. Jack to his credit decided in those months to commit to this vision, sideline temporarily his pleasure-seeking ways and his coping mechanisms, and focus only on work and sport and fitness.

This paid off. After only a year of diligent training he came back into the Aston Villa XI looking like a new man, quite literally; stitched up, sober, and suddenly twice the size after a final growth spurt and hard-won gym gains. Teams in the Championship (second tier English football league) got the shock of their life squaring up to this blossomed ugly-duckling they didn't recognise at first; a beautiful and muscular and confident 21-year old with a new hungry glint in his eye and a renewed determination to both succeed in his field and to squeeze every bit of enjoyment from the life he came close to losing at a tender age, before he'd even got started.

It's an incredible story he's had, for a young man from a poor Irish-Catholic family living in a shithole town. There's no way anyone can begrudge his achievements.

R151 Wow! After going through something like that he likely appreciates life a lot more. It explains a lot about him. He’s living life now, not waiting til “later” to enjoy and be his authentic self.

R152 yes! It's a hell of an origin story, isn't it? And that's not even mentioning the fact of his family's misfortunes, from the infant death of one of his younger brothers, to his sister's profound life-limiting disability, to his father's alcoholism, to his own battles with drugs and bad press. Catholic school and Aston Villa medical centre must have seemed like reprieves from a home life like that.

Anyone would want become the life of the party after surviving such an adolescence and coming that close to death, or at least they should feel that way. Frightening or humiliating experiences--some of them public--have given Jack true wisdom and compassion and purpose, as much as he lacks in general intelligence, and aren't the former more valuable qualities by far? We do lightly and affectionately mock him here, sometimes, and he does do and say silly things without thinking enough, but in all seriousness he's not a total laughing stock by any means and we respect that. I bet if you spoke to Jack personally about his downs as well as his ups, he'd manage to impart something insightful.

Jack's real life (not the playful 100% fictional fanfic we come up with here) is something to admire and wonder at, but not something to envy or wish for in its fullness. He's endured pain and loss as much as he's gained, and not everyone would have come through it stronger the way he has. I for one couldn't be more proud of seeing what he's become, both as a lifelong English football fan and as a Brit also from the West Midlands like him--he's a credit to us. And few famous people have given me as much joy to follow and support.

I missed Jack and Erling and Kevin on the field on Sunday - when the second string team played.....

Hopefully they enjoyed their time in their recliners feeling each other up.

oh wow, I had no idea Jack had such a serious injury. however, it's probably a blessing in disguise, just look at him now!

Also, what do you think of Pep's looks? Someone I know looks soooo much like him, except he's like 6'3

I had no idea OP was such a fuckhead.

R155 Pep? Hmmm. You know, I've never really appraised him in terms of looks or appeal. Personally am not into bald men or Spaniards, but if you like that I suppose he's a nice example? He has got objectively lovely eyes, bright and expressive. His passion and his affection for people bumps him up the scale, as does his fat bank balance. And his body looks great for a man his age, must be all that dancing and pacing about he does on the touchline. Perhaps his height is a turn-off for some, but I don't think being 6ft or more would change much for him one way or the other. One point against imo is his whispery voice, which I do find a bit weird and creepy. On mute and not counting his money, he's a solid 6 for me. How about you?

In terms of Prem managers generally, I'm more attracted to Mourinho (especially 20 years ago, when he was slim with that jet black hair...formative), Scott Parker, Thomas Tuchel, Lampard etc. For me, true managerial mien calls for a certain haughtiness and distinction and steeliness that warm sensitive Pep does not have.

Regardless, of what we think, though, it seems Jack adores Pep and the feeling is mutual--almost every photo I see of them together is Pep embracing or touching or smiling at Jack (unless that's just envy of his hair lmao). Pep has worked out that Jack needs a lot of physical love and attention to work well, more than his teammates require--Jack's like a toddler or a dog that way. There's the occasional bit of shouting or discipline coming from Pep, but Jack needs that and even likes it sometimes.

R154 oh yes, you just know hayjays were had, minimum. If you slump down far enough and cover up with a jersey, no-one can see what's going on below eyeline in those comfy seats...

It's always a good night for KDB & Erl when they get to split Jack open together, and that's surely just what they did post trophy lift. Feels better than scoring in the Champions' League to feel each other's cocks touch inside a wailing, sweaty, delirious Jack.

Perp? OP is definitely a perv perp.

To everyone’s shock, Jack did make it to a training session today, albeit worse for wear and unfit to do much but limp around and blink blearily.

Doubt he got any sleep last night, probably just rested his sore abused gaping hole in the ice bath, waited to come down from the nangs & liquid E, and scrolled the apps to set up tonight’s bacchanal.

Since the World Cup, Jack’s not been that keen on France or French culture, but even he loved getting Eiffel’d by Kev & Erling.

All of the English City boys have got callups to next month’s England squad, to play the qualifying matches for Euro 2024. None more deserving to be there than Jack💫

damn, don't they get a break at least? do they even have a week off