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Expressions You Don't Hear Anymore

What are some expressions you never hear anymore?

"Come Hell or highwater"

by Anonymousreply 431June 22, 2023 5:45 AM

If X does happen, I will be turning cartwheels

by Anonymousreply 1May 9, 2023 4:59 AM

About getting your knickers in a bunch.

by Anonymousreply 2May 9, 2023 5:08 AM

Probably that one about a handbasket, does anyone know what a handbasket is anymore?

by Anonymousreply 3May 9, 2023 5:09 AM

That’s was the best ass I’ve ever had….

by Anonymousreply 4May 9, 2023 5:24 AM

Holler at me later

by Anonymousreply 5May 9, 2023 5:30 AM

No one speaks of birds in the hand anymore, let alone bush.

by Anonymousreply 6May 9, 2023 5:38 AM

Knickers in a knot

Knickers in a twist

Got him by the short and curlies

Pull the other leg, mate. It's got bells on it. (Australia)

If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather. (Yiddish)

by Anonymousreply 7May 9, 2023 5:42 AM

Dang it

by Anonymousreply 8May 9, 2023 5:48 AM

Consarn it.

by Anonymousreply 9May 9, 2023 5:55 AM

People in Hell want ice water.

by Anonymousreply 10May 9, 2023 6:07 AM

What was Bonnie Franklin’s catch phrase on One Day at a Time? Besides Hold me David, of course.

by Anonymousreply 11May 9, 2023 6:12 AM

That one Urkel said all the time, I think it was “Did I do that?”

by Anonymousreply 12May 9, 2023 6:13 AM

Build the wall.

by Anonymousreply 13May 9, 2023 6:17 AM

Thanks for the blow job, your 10 dollars are on the bureau.

by Anonymousreply 14May 9, 2023 6:19 AM

Shitting in high (or tall) cotton.

by Anonymousreply 15May 9, 2023 6:22 AM

Two shakes of a lamb’s tail

Wild horses couldn’t drag me…

Colder than a witch’s tit

by Anonymousreply 16May 9, 2023 6:53 AM

Well, I declare.

by Anonymousreply 17May 9, 2023 6:55 AM

'A gone coon' was a favourite of my mother. I don't think she knew exactly what it meant, but had picked it up from some sailors. She lived to 100 and never met a black or coloured person, or jew for that matter, in her entire life. She had met one or two Catholics, which of course were viewed with suspicion and deep pity.

by Anonymousreply 18May 9, 2023 6:57 AM

“What would the help think of this?”

by Anonymousreply 19May 9, 2023 7:30 AM

“I planted those seeds and the plants grew like Topsy!”

by Anonymousreply 20May 9, 2023 7:52 AM

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!

by Anonymousreply 21May 9, 2023 7:56 AM

Window shopping. Penny for your thoughts.

Many years ago somebody once said to me “there’s something of the night about you”. I took it as a huge compliment even though it obviously wasn’t. I haven’t heard that expression for many years.

by Anonymousreply 22May 9, 2023 7:57 AM

Ooh la la

by Anonymousreply 23May 9, 2023 7:58 AM

I’m three sheets to the wind.

by Anonymousreply 24May 9, 2023 8:08 AM

You don’t sweat much for a big girl.

by Anonymousreply 25May 9, 2023 8:25 AM


by Anonymousreply 26May 9, 2023 8:44 AM

“There’s something of the night about you” means “you’re a whore”

by Anonymousreply 27May 9, 2023 8:58 AM

Unmitigated gall = brazen disregard for norms

How about it = What’s the problem?

What’cha say? = What do you think?

Mighty White of you = You have done me quite a favor!

Much obliged = Thank you

by Anonymousreply 28May 9, 2023 9:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 29May 9, 2023 9:17 AM

Your ass sucks carpet tacks

by Anonymousreply 30May 9, 2023 9:21 AM

You look like the wreck of the Hesperus

by Anonymousreply 31May 9, 2023 9:22 AM

One iota.

by Anonymousreply 32May 9, 2023 9:23 AM

[quote]Thanks for the blow job, your 10 dollars are on the bureau.

Oh, c'mon! I just said that one to your dad last night!

by Anonymousreply 33May 9, 2023 9:24 AM

I’ll buy that for a dollar

by Anonymousreply 34May 9, 2023 10:20 AM

“Oh, I don’t have any tattoos.”

by Anonymousreply 35May 9, 2023 10:22 AM

My mother always used to say "Like Grant took Richmond"

by Anonymousreply 36May 9, 2023 10:37 AM

"Beat it" - to mean, get out of here now

by Anonymousreply 37May 9, 2023 10:39 AM

America’s the greatest place on earth!

by Anonymousreply 38May 9, 2023 10:40 AM

I haven’t seen you in a month of Sundays - haven’t seen you in a while/a long time

It’s been a ‘coons age - a long time

by Anonymousreply 39May 9, 2023 10:42 AM

Like Carter has pills

by Anonymousreply 40May 9, 2023 10:44 AM

I’m free, white, and twenty-one!

by Anonymousreply 41May 9, 2023 10:47 AM

The people rushed pell-mell for the doors.

by Anonymousreply 42May 9, 2023 11:17 AM

I was in an absolute swivet.

by Anonymousreply 43May 9, 2023 11:18 AM

I vouchsafed the secret to just my closest friend.

by Anonymousreply 44May 9, 2023 11:21 AM

Gurl, puhlease!

by Anonymousreply 45May 9, 2023 11:23 AM

Heavens to Murgatroyd

by Anonymousreply 46May 9, 2023 11:28 AM

Fit as a fiddle

Cat got your tongue?

A that glitters isn't gold.

The one about having his tail between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 47May 9, 2023 11:28 AM

Illegitimi non carborundum

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2023 11:28 AM

I vote Republican because they are the fiscally responsible party!

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2023 11:29 AM

I went in and held my head up high.

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2023 11:31 AM

I’ll wipe the floor with you!

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2023 11:33 AM

R18- I had a friend in Junior high and high school who’s mother who grew up in Albany New York never encountered a black person until she was 19 years old.

by Anonymousreply 52May 9, 2023 11:36 AM

Sorry, my comment was meant for R18

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2023 11:37 AM

That and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.

Here's a dime; call someone who cares.

by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2023 11:39 AM


"Thank you."

by Anonymousreply 55May 9, 2023 11:43 AM

My quest for the callipygian ideal led me to Formaggio Kitchen where I was happy to meet Philip the cheesemonger.

by Anonymousreply 56May 9, 2023 11:46 AM

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

by Anonymousreply 57May 9, 2023 11:48 AM

Well, if that don’t beat all!

by Anonymousreply 58May 9, 2023 11:49 AM

I’ll have a cup of Sanka.

by Anonymousreply 59May 9, 2023 11:51 AM

And I’ll have a cup of Postum.

by Anonymousreply 60May 9, 2023 11:53 AM

[quote]What are some expressions you never hear anymore? "Come Hell or highwater"

That's funny. I ran across it just now.

by Anonymousreply 61May 9, 2023 11:53 AM

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

(This was back when people still had enough sense to tell the difference between truth and lies.)

by Anonymousreply 62May 9, 2023 11:55 AM

What was that one when Paul Murdaugh was at the hospital drunk out of his mind after killing that girl and his grandfather said he was drunk as Cooter BillyBob, but it was some other redneck name that had to be explained to the Northerns? That one probably died with him.

by Anonymousreply 63May 9, 2023 12:01 PM

You better get on the stick!

You better get on the ball!

by Anonymousreply 64May 9, 2023 12:03 PM

R63 Here, so close, it was Cooter Brown!

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by Anonymousreply 65May 9, 2023 12:06 PM

Sympathy comes between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

by Anonymousreply 66May 9, 2023 12:21 PM

Why don’t you get down there and lick mah balls, boy.

by Anonymousreply 67May 9, 2023 12:22 PM

The monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole, to see his asshole.

by Anonymousreply 68May 9, 2023 12:23 PM

People all over the country have stopped using mother and father in a sentence. It’s only how’s your mom how’s your dad or my mom my dad or his mom his dad.

by Anonymousreply 69May 9, 2023 12:24 PM

I tossed my cookies right after I finished eating.

by Anonymousreply 70May 9, 2023 12:40 PM

[quote]I vote Republican because they are the fiscally responsible party!

I think they still say that. They're lying sacks of shit and they know it.

by Anonymousreply 71May 9, 2023 12:46 PM

I'll brain you!..

by Anonymousreply 72May 9, 2023 1:02 PM

Mildred was an old maid.

by Anonymousreply 73May 9, 2023 1:06 PM

Calling people “pal”.

by Anonymousreply 74May 9, 2023 1:46 PM

or "toots" (unless that's just a thing from old movies)

by Anonymousreply 75May 9, 2023 1:49 PM

I beg your pardon.

by Anonymousreply 76May 9, 2023 1:50 PM

Kick in the pants, talking/saying something out of school

by Anonymousreply 77May 9, 2023 1:51 PM


by Anonymousreply 78May 9, 2023 1:52 PM

Skedaddle.. begone!

by Anonymousreply 79May 9, 2023 1:53 PM

We cried buckets

by Anonymousreply 80May 9, 2023 1:59 PM

I hope Tommy asks you to the prom . He's such a DREAMBOAT.

by Anonymousreply 81May 9, 2023 2:14 PM

Straight from the horse's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 82May 9, 2023 2:37 PM

How do ya like them apples?

by Anonymousreply 83May 9, 2023 2:41 PM

R33 Your money’s on the dresser, Chocolate

by Anonymousreply 84May 9, 2023 2:42 PM


by Anonymousreply 85May 9, 2023 2:42 PM

“Go to the back of the bus!”

by Anonymousreply 86May 9, 2023 2:47 PM

Not a very new idea for a thread, is it?

by Anonymousreply 87May 9, 2023 3:16 PM

My mother to my sister who was late walking home from the mall: "Get in this car so I can snatch you bald-headed!"

by Anonymousreply 88May 9, 2023 5:18 PM

Land sakes!

by Anonymousreply 89May 9, 2023 5:19 PM

Madonna is hot!

by Anonymousreply 90May 9, 2023 5:20 PM

“Popular film director Barbra Streisand!”

by Anonymousreply 91May 9, 2023 6:00 PM

These bills are gonna send me to the poorhouse!

by Anonymousreply 92May 9, 2023 7:03 PM


by Anonymousreply 93May 9, 2023 7:16 PM

I'm going to the john.

by Anonymousreply 94May 9, 2023 7:22 PM

My grandmother's favorite: "JesusMaryAndJoseph". She would say it so fast I thought it was a swear word.

by Anonymousreply 95May 9, 2023 7:24 PM

Gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free.

by Anonymousreply 96May 9, 2023 7:37 PM

"Pay through the nose." (I still use it, but I'm an eldergay.)

by Anonymousreply 97May 9, 2023 8:06 PM

Hung like an Arab stallion.

I never hear anyone being described as voluptuous these days.

by Anonymousreply 98May 11, 2023 9:22 AM

You’re all wet.

by Anonymousreply 99May 11, 2023 12:07 PM

Dry up.

by Anonymousreply 100May 11, 2023 12:07 PM

He’s busier than a one-armed paper hanger.

by Anonymousreply 101May 11, 2023 12:08 PM

Judas H. Priest!

by Anonymousreply 102May 11, 2023 12:09 PM

Lemme tell ya, I could read his beads...

by Anonymousreply 103May 11, 2023 12:13 PM

Live and let live To each his own

by Anonymousreply 104May 11, 2023 12:19 PM

"Look what the cat dragged in."

"Home, James"

"And Bob's your Uncle."

"It's snowing down south."

"Johnny's out of his box."

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

"She's a sweet patootie."

by Anonymousreply 105May 11, 2023 1:23 PM

Jeepers creepers…

by Anonymousreply 106May 11, 2023 1:34 PM

He’s got a helluva one-eyed wiggling Welshman!

by Anonymousreply 107May 11, 2023 1:44 PM

As shucks! Holy moly! What the Sam Hill?

by Anonymousreply 108May 11, 2023 2:42 PM

Whoa, Nellie!

by Anonymousreply 109May 11, 2023 3:18 PM

Katie, bar the door!

by Anonymousreply 110May 11, 2023 3:18 PM

I still use some of these.

by Anonymousreply 111May 11, 2023 3:20 PM

A place for everything. Everything in its place.

by Anonymousreply 112May 11, 2023 3:21 PM

Far out

by Anonymousreply 113May 11, 2023 3:23 PM

He/She’s a fox!

by Anonymousreply 114May 11, 2023 3:23 PM

Simmer down now!

by Anonymousreply 115May 11, 2023 3:23 PM


by Anonymousreply 116May 11, 2023 3:29 PM

Everything’s copacetic

by Anonymousreply 117May 11, 2023 3:48 PM

[quote]Calling people “pal”.

It's bro and dude now - and gurl, of course.

by Anonymousreply 118May 11, 2023 3:57 PM

R114 reminded me of this >

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by Anonymousreply 119May 11, 2023 3:58 PM

Where's the beef?

by Anonymousreply 120May 11, 2023 4:00 PM

[quote]Simmer down now!

Cheri also said, "Simmer Donna!"

by Anonymousreply 121May 11, 2023 4:01 PM

He/she is easy on the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 122May 11, 2023 4:02 PM

You're a pain in the chops.

I'm busting my chops.

by Anonymousreply 123May 11, 2023 4:03 PM

Don’t take any wooden nickels!

by Anonymousreply 124May 11, 2023 4:03 PM

from England, with love:-

He's a hellofafella!

He's very with-it.

Goodtime gal.

Bachelor girl.

The new one from the Supremes really "knocks me out!"

I've forgotten me knitting.

Great - isn't it!

by Anonymousreply 125May 11, 2023 4:04 PM

Extension phone.

Party line.

by Anonymousreply 126May 11, 2023 4:05 PM

That chick is easy!

Have made the Xeroxes?

by Anonymousreply 127May 11, 2023 4:07 PM

The American Dream.

by Anonymousreply 128May 11, 2023 4:10 PM

"That night, my dick was harder than Chinese arithmetic!"

by Anonymousreply 129May 11, 2023 6:48 PM

He’s a FOX 🦊

I remember the girls in my junior high school saying that about Bucky dead who is on the New York Yankees in 1979.

by Anonymousreply 130May 11, 2023 8:22 PM

Bucky Dent - I’m lazy so I used Siri.

by Anonymousreply 131May 11, 2023 8:23 PM

This Hudson is still in apple pie working order!

by Anonymousreply 132May 11, 2023 8:43 PM

You're such a wet blanket!

by Anonymousreply 133May 11, 2023 8:59 PM

Knee high to a grasshopper - someone is young

by Anonymousreply 134May 12, 2023 10:57 AM

^ you don’t need to explain what the phrase means…

If it were any more obvious it would bite you in the ass…

by Anonymousreply 135May 12, 2023 11:15 AM

R135 people commonly misused it to mean short. It was a reference to age.

by Anonymousreply 136May 12, 2023 11:28 AM

Conniption fit.

by Anonymousreply 137May 12, 2023 11:51 AM

Dry up! so short and to the point.

Why don't each and everyone of you DRY UP!

by Anonymousreply 138May 12, 2023 12:18 PM

Drop dead!

by Anonymousreply 139May 12, 2023 12:33 PM

Now I use drop dead fairly often, as needed of course.

by Anonymousreply 140May 12, 2023 2:15 PM

As queer as a three-dollar bill

Light in his loafers

Confirmed bachelor

Lavender marriage

by Anonymousreply 141May 12, 2023 2:52 PM

^ Pillow biter

Sniffing pickles

I don’t mind PB. I like to refer to certified bttms that way to other ‘mos. Always hated SP…not deeply offensive just don’t like vinegar.

by Anonymousreply 142May 12, 2023 2:56 PM

Sniffing pickles? Is that sometimes mistaken for Pinched Sphincter Syndrome?

by Anonymousreply 143May 12, 2023 3:08 PM

Make love not war.

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by Anonymousreply 144May 12, 2023 3:31 PM

"How do you do? "I do very well, thank you."


Bump on a log



"I need to cash a check."

"To see a man about a horse."

"Ridden hard and put back wet."

A "spigot" for a faucet

A "spider" for a frying pan

by Anonymousreply 145May 12, 2023 3:55 PM

mighty white of you!

by Anonymousreply 146May 12, 2023 3:56 PM

[quote]A "spider" for a frying pan

I've never heard of that, Charlie. And I believe I am elderer than thou. This is the only cooking "spider" with which I'm familiar. Mine has a bamboo handle.

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by Anonymousreply 147May 12, 2023 4:03 PM

He’s an invert.

by Anonymousreply 148May 12, 2023 4:15 PM

They finally nabbed him. They're gonna send him up the river for his dastardly deeds.

by Anonymousreply 149May 12, 2023 4:34 PM

say, brotha'

jive turkey


aww sooky sooky

Can you dig it?

stop dipping in my Kool-Aid

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by Anonymousreply 150May 12, 2023 4:41 PM

Carry on without me. I’m going to spend a penny.

by Anonymousreply 151May 12, 2023 6:57 PM

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

"Go jump in a lake!"

"Go take a long walk off a short pier!"

by Anonymousreply 152May 12, 2023 7:08 PM

Well, THAT’S a fine how do you do!

Wellll , Doggie!

by Anonymousreply 153May 12, 2023 7:25 PM

May I please have a second helping of your delicious cod loin with tomato sauce and prunes?

by Anonymousreply 154May 12, 2023 7:51 PM

R147, my Mom told me that her grandmother (1878-1956) called it that. She was a farmer's wife (a farmer too, I should say). I first heard the expression on a a cooking show on a local PBS station. The German-accented chef cooked Colonial era recipes on an open hearth. The "spider" was a frying pan with four long prongs as legs to go over the open fire. When I watched the show with my Mom, that's when she told me her grandmother called it that. I guess she used the term growing up using wood or coal bearing stoves.

From the looks of it, it makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 155May 12, 2023 7:56 PM

Go play on the freeway!

by Anonymousreply 156May 12, 2023 8:04 PM

Chop Chop !

by Anonymousreply 157May 12, 2023 8:16 PM

Sock it to me

by Anonymousreply 158May 12, 2023 8:21 PM

Higgeldy piggedly

by Anonymousreply 159May 12, 2023 8:22 PM

Land O Goshen

by Anonymousreply 160May 12, 2023 8:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 161May 12, 2023 8:51 PM

I'll see you then, if the good Lord's willing and the crick don't rise.

by Anonymousreply 162May 12, 2023 8:54 PM

Hot Diggety!


Hot Diggety Dog!

by Anonymousreply 163May 12, 2023 8:55 PM

Work like Blacks.

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by Anonymousreply 164May 12, 2023 8:59 PM

Power to the People

by Anonymousreply 165May 12, 2023 9:19 PM

Gee your hair smells terrific!

by Anonymousreply 166May 12, 2023 9:31 PM

How much is that doggie in the window?

by Anonymousreply 167May 12, 2023 9:36 PM

I was Shanghaid!

Jew him down.

He gypt me!

by Anonymousreply 168May 12, 2023 9:37 PM

That’s the way the mop flops.

by Anonymousreply 169May 12, 2023 9:39 PM

Ni**er in the wood pile.

by Anonymousreply 170May 12, 2023 10:17 PM

My nephews are quite the rapscallions.

by Anonymousreply 171May 12, 2023 10:29 PM

The beautiful Georgina Chapman

by Anonymousreply 172May 12, 2023 10:29 PM

Were you raised in a barn?

by Anonymousreply 173May 12, 2023 10:31 PM

He’s a tall drink of water

by Anonymousreply 174May 12, 2023 10:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 175May 12, 2023 10:37 PM

My dad is 71 and he uses the word ‘saucer’ for a small dish. I always thought that sounded very sophisticated.

by Anonymousreply 176May 12, 2023 10:38 PM

Your father sounds saucy 😈

And he is right, if the small dish fits a cup….that word is still widely in use.

by Anonymousreply 177May 12, 2023 10:41 PM

I’ll be there with Bells on!

It’s time to climb the wooden hill.

by Anonymousreply 178May 13, 2023 2:48 AM

Indian Giver

by Anonymousreply 179May 13, 2023 2:51 AM

You bet your bippy!

by Anonymousreply 180May 13, 2023 3:58 AM

I graduated from high school in 74.

Stay woke my brother.

Finders keepers losers weepers.

Don’t be square.

Watch out for the man.

Pass me that “J”. Got any doobs?

Bum a cig.

Gimmie some skin.

It’s better than “a turd in a punch bowl”.

Meet ya in the can.

by Anonymousreply 181May 13, 2023 3:58 AM

I’ll be there presently.

by Anonymousreply 182May 13, 2023 4:38 AM

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

by Anonymousreply 183May 13, 2023 4:46 AM

Drop the wife and kids off at the pool.

I think it's a euphemism for pooping.

by Anonymousreply 184May 13, 2023 5:02 AM

Sweating like a hooker in church.

by Anonymousreply 185May 13, 2023 5:02 AM

"Like the wreck of the Hesperus" to mean "very untidy" or "in a ruined state".

by Anonymousreply 186May 13, 2023 5:04 AM

See a penny pick it up and all day you’ll have good luck.

by Anonymousreply 187May 13, 2023 5:04 AM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by Anonymousreply 188May 13, 2023 5:21 AM

Shiver me timbers.

by Anonymousreply 189May 13, 2023 12:30 PM

I’m so dry I’m spitting cotton!

by Anonymousreply 190May 25, 2023 6:26 AM

Get me a pencil, I need to dial the phone!

by Anonymousreply 191May 25, 2023 7:02 AM


by Anonymousreply 192May 25, 2023 7:07 AM


Tell it to the Marines

She's no better than she needed to be

by Anonymousreply 193May 25, 2023 7:10 AM

Good night nurse!

by Anonymousreply 194May 25, 2023 7:10 AM

[quote] You bet your bippy!

I’d classify that more as a catchphrase from a tv show than a real expression.

by Anonymousreply 195May 25, 2023 7:13 AM

You’re funnier than a broken crutch.

It makes no never mind.

Cutting class.

Making a big to-do.

You’re such a rascal.

So hot to trot.

by Anonymousreply 196May 25, 2023 7:24 AM

All that and a bag of chips.

by Anonymousreply 197May 25, 2023 12:20 PM

Shipshape and Bristol fashion

by Anonymousreply 198May 25, 2023 12:45 PM

Expressions I don’t hear 👂 directed towards me anymore-

You’re HOT 🥵

You’re Sexy

by Anonymousreply 199May 25, 2023 1:05 PM

'Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up the fastest.'

by Anonymousreply 200May 25, 2023 3:52 PM

Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

by Anonymousreply 201May 25, 2023 5:54 PM

You Bleeding Wankah.

by Anonymousreply 202May 25, 2023 6:18 PM

“The thin edge of the wedge”

Something that might seem minor now, but which is the start of something larger and more harmful.

“Get down off the cross. We need the wood.”

My mother, escalating.

by Anonymousreply 203May 25, 2023 6:59 PM

'Wild horses couldn't drag me...'

by Anonymousreply 204May 26, 2023 1:13 AM

Right on man Far out

by Anonymousreply 205May 26, 2023 1:43 AM

“Babe, I want us to use protection for the time being…”

by Anonymousreply 206May 26, 2023 1:43 AM



'You've got curlers in your hair!

by Anonymousreply 207May 26, 2023 1:52 AM

"Let's blow this popsicle stand!" "I'll drink to that." "That's a bunch of poppycock."

by Anonymousreply 208May 26, 2023 2:19 AM

Cool beans

by Anonymousreply 209May 26, 2023 2:21 AM


by Anonymousreply 210May 26, 2023 3:46 AM

Talk to the hand, ‘cause the face don’t understand!

by Anonymousreply 211May 26, 2023 12:08 PM

She's a stone cold fox!

by Anonymousreply 212May 26, 2023 12:22 PM

Keep on truckin!

by Anonymousreply 213May 26, 2023 12:23 PM

What a spaz!

by Anonymousreply 214May 26, 2023 12:24 PM

I love ORIENTAL food.

by Anonymousreply 215May 26, 2023 1:21 PM

23 Skidoo.

by Anonymousreply 216May 26, 2023 1:23 PM

I never heard it called "Oriental food".

by Anonymousreply 217May 26, 2023 1:50 PM

[quote]R217: I never heard it called "Oriental food".

The term 'oriental' was common in foods until the 1980s, when it began to be gradually phased out. Still, it pops up in places. Maruchan Ramen marketed 'Oriental Flavor' until only a couple of years ago, when they finally rebranded it 'Soy Flavor.' Top Ramen might still use it, I don't know.

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by Anonymousreply 218May 26, 2023 2:05 PM

"Clambake" a gathering or event that does not necessarily involve clams, lobster, corn, seaweed or even a beach. While shellfish may or may not be featured, alcohol will be supplied.

The Pebble Beach Pro-Am tournament pairing golf pros with Hollywood actors was originally known as Crosby's Clambake, singer Bing Crosby having initially organized the event in the 1930's.

by Anonymousreply 219May 26, 2023 4:21 PM

[quote]"Clambake" a gathering or event that does not necessarily involve clams, lobster, corn, seaweed or even a beach. While shellfish may or may not be featured, alcohol will be supplied.

Kind of a "disappoint."

by Anonymousreply 220May 26, 2023 4:24 PM

Haven’t got a pot to piss in

by Anonymousreply 221May 26, 2023 4:38 PM

"Diss," short for disrespect. Thank God, because I hate that word.

by Anonymousreply 222May 26, 2023 4:42 PM

"Where's today's newspaper ?"

by Anonymousreply 223May 26, 2023 5:20 PM

"That's a bunch of 'who-shot-John' "

"You ate the steak, now you have to pay for it."

These phrases live on in Judge Judy world.

by Anonymousreply 224May 26, 2023 5:21 PM

"I have to go kiki."

"I need to heat up my hot wax. It's time to trim my mugsy."

"Run the sweeper over the carpets, will you? I'm expecting a gentleman caller."

by Anonymousreply 225May 26, 2023 8:32 PM

DIAL this number.

by Anonymousreply 226May 26, 2023 8:38 PM

"Don't give me lines!"

"What's all the Chazerai?!?!"

"Tell me Harry left me enough insurance for me to die in my own condo, surrounded by white help!"

by Anonymousreply 227May 26, 2023 8:44 PM

"Off to see a man about a horse" morphed into "Off to see my probation officer" by the late 90s and early 2000s

by Anonymousreply 228May 26, 2023 10:05 PM

R218 No doubt you're right. I wasn't saying food products didn't use the term "oriental". I was saying I never heard the specific term, "Oriental food."

by Anonymousreply 229May 26, 2023 10:12 PM

My special lady

by Anonymousreply 230May 26, 2023 10:21 PM

Half-past a monkey’s ass—a quarter to his balls.

by Anonymousreply 231May 26, 2023 11:00 PM

There’s a place in France where they don’t wear pants; they just wear grass to cover their ass.

by Anonymousreply 232May 26, 2023 11:01 PM

She looks like a Siberian whore…


She’s a three dollar hooker…

by Anonymousreply 233May 26, 2023 11:02 PM


by Anonymousreply 234May 27, 2023 3:27 AM

Don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward?

by Anonymousreply 235May 27, 2023 3:56 AM

She’s on him like white on rice

by Anonymousreply 236May 27, 2023 4:08 AM

R219 Let’s blow this clambake!

by Anonymousreply 237May 27, 2023 4:15 AM

See you later alligator.

by Anonymousreply 238May 27, 2023 4:29 AM

▲ And the response,

'After a while, crocodile.'

by Anonymousreply 239May 27, 2023 11:50 AM

No way Jose!

by Anonymousreply 240May 27, 2023 2:12 PM

How much is that doggie in the window?

by Anonymousreply 241May 27, 2023 2:22 PM

Let's blow this popsicle stand.

by Anonymousreply 242May 27, 2023 2:28 PM

She was working like a Jamaican! (As in, Loretta worked at the accounting firm from 7am to 8pm during tax season in April.)

by Anonymousreply 243May 27, 2023 2:33 PM

Don’t have a cow.

by Anonymousreply 244May 27, 2023 2:33 PM

Slap me five

by Anonymousreply 245May 27, 2023 2:34 PM

Well Missy, Would you jump off the Brooklyn Bridge if your friends did?!

by Anonymousreply 246May 27, 2023 2:36 PM

Brother, can you spare a dime?

by Anonymousreply 247May 27, 2023 2:55 PM

The phrase "Is it in yet?" will soon disappear.

There's something to be said for dirty sex...

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by Anonymousreply 248May 27, 2023 3:22 PM

Counting Sheep

by Anonymousreply 249May 27, 2023 7:58 PM

Oh, horsefeathers!

by Anonymousreply 250May 27, 2023 8:00 PM

Fiddle Sticks !

by Anonymousreply 251May 27, 2023 11:46 PM

"Tighter than Dick's hat band."

by Anonymousreply 252May 27, 2023 11:55 PM

That's malarkey.

by Anonymousreply 253May 28, 2023 12:01 AM

Shit or get off the pot.

by Anonymousreply 254May 28, 2023 12:03 AM

[quote]Expressions You Don't Hear Anymore

"What a great thread, OP."

by Anonymousreply 255May 28, 2023 12:13 AM

[quote] Shipshape and Bristol fashion

Here’s one we still hear a lot: eat dog turds, Defacto.

by Anonymousreply 256May 28, 2023 12:34 AM

Slick as a whistle ……… Flim Flam Artist

by Anonymousreply 257May 28, 2023 12:37 AM

You're full of baloney.

by Anonymousreply 258May 28, 2023 12:40 AM

It’s piss or get off the pot.

by Anonymousreply 259May 28, 2023 12:21 PM

A wooden nickel, two thin dimes and a red cent.

by Anonymousreply 260May 28, 2023 12:28 PM

Catch you on the flip side!

by Anonymousreply 261May 28, 2023 4:20 PM

Turning tricks

by Anonymousreply 262May 29, 2023 2:46 AM

"Burn the witch!"

by Anonymousreply 263May 29, 2023 2:57 AM

Plastic - as in phony people

by Anonymousreply 264May 29, 2023 3:02 AM

"Alexis! What are you doing here?"

"The battle for Ewing Oil."

"Poor Val."

"Falcon Crest is mine!"

by Anonymousreply 265May 29, 2023 3:04 AM

It's must-see TV night!

by Anonymousreply 266May 29, 2023 3:06 AM


by Anonymousreply 267May 29, 2023 3:32 AM


by Anonymousreply 268May 29, 2023 5:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 269May 29, 2023 1:49 PM

Or rather, "adulteress"

by Anonymousreply 270May 29, 2023 1:50 PM

"What a fag!"

by Anonymousreply 271May 29, 2023 1:58 PM

Belt and suspenders - having a back up safety device No such thing as a free lunch It’s in the ice box Fill it up with unleaded Start with a fresh slate Check the gin mills

by Anonymousreply 272May 29, 2023 2:32 PM

Oops -

Belt and suspenders - having a back up safety device

No such thing as a free lunch It’s in the ice box

Fill it up with unleaded Start with a fresh slate

Check the gin mills

by Anonymousreply 273May 29, 2023 2:34 PM

Belt and suspenders - having a back up safety device

No such thing as a free lunch

It’s in the ice box

Fill it up with unleaded

Start with a fresh slate

Check the gin mills

by Anonymousreply 274May 29, 2023 2:35 PM

Paper or Plastic?

by Anonymousreply 275May 29, 2023 2:37 PM

"Hey, man, want to meet up? I'm very generou$."

Used to hear that a lot on the gay sites until around age 25, then never again!

by Anonymousreply 276May 29, 2023 2:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 277May 29, 2023 2:58 PM


by Anonymousreply 278May 29, 2023 4:45 PM

"Who left the phone off the hook?!"

by Anonymousreply 279May 29, 2023 5:12 PM

Heavens to Betsy.

Well, that's a fine how do you do (or "...a fine kettle of fish").

He's a long drink of water.

Isn't that grand!

by Anonymousreply 280May 29, 2023 5:13 PM

"We gladly accept checks or cash."

by Anonymousreply 281May 29, 2023 5:13 PM

Putting the cat out for the night.

by Anonymousreply 282May 29, 2023 5:15 PM

"It's Sunday, the stores aren't open."

by Anonymousreply 283May 29, 2023 5:16 PM

What does that have to do with the price of beans?

by Anonymousreply 284May 29, 2023 5:17 PM

Do my eyes lie or do I see a common strumpet standing before me? Get thou to thine chamber and make thouself presentable for your suitor before he calls!

by Anonymousreply 285May 29, 2023 5:19 PM

No fats, no fems, no Asians!!

by Anonymousreply 286May 29, 2023 5:20 PM

"Do you have a condom?"

by Anonymousreply 287May 29, 2023 5:21 PM

"You have great tits! Do a little turn for me and I'll get your new hire paperwork started."

by Anonymousreply 288May 29, 2023 5:22 PM

"useless as a tit on a boar"

by Anonymousreply 289May 29, 2023 5:26 PM

R 272. ‘BELT AND SUSPENDERS’ is used in the legal world every fuckin’ day

by Anonymousreply 290May 29, 2023 8:36 PM

R289. The phrase is ´tits on a bull´…

by Anonymousreply 291May 29, 2023 8:37 PM

Bull is more emphatic than boar…the more you know 💫

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by Anonymousreply 292May 29, 2023 8:41 PM

“That’ll hold me ‘til I can get to a diner”

Said at the end of a big meal

by Anonymousreply 293May 29, 2023 9:44 PM

Children are to be seen & not heard.

by Anonymousreply 294May 29, 2023 9:50 PM

Silence is golden.

by Anonymousreply 295May 29, 2023 10:34 PM

Confirmed Bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 296May 29, 2023 10:39 PM

Mentally Retarded

by Anonymousreply 297May 29, 2023 10:40 PM

R291 Your both dumb cunts. It’s tits on a boy.

by Anonymousreply 298May 29, 2023 10:40 PM

R291 please Google your phrase and the phrase quoted earlier…I’m 99.999% sure that you’ll fall short in that regard.

Please let us know she your search results prove us incorrect. Much obliged.

by Anonymousreply 299May 29, 2023 10:44 PM

Meant for R298 …fat fingers…yet the point taken remains: …please Google your phrase and the phrase quoted earlier…I’m 99.999% sure that you’ll fall short in that regard.

Please let us know if ever your search results prove us incorrect. Much obliged.

by Anonymousreply 300May 29, 2023 10:47 PM

R300 Don’t blame your fingers blame your intellect. Now eat my ass.

by Anonymousreply 301May 29, 2023 10:48 PM

Ahh—so you have nothing to back it up. Ok-/good to know.

by Anonymousreply 302May 29, 2023 10:50 PM

R302 Darnit you got me. Let me stop being ignorant and manic. I’m sorry.

by Anonymousreply 303May 29, 2023 10:51 PM

I'm bushed.

by Anonymousreply 304May 29, 2023 10:52 PM

Ice cream soda

by Anonymousreply 305May 29, 2023 10:52 PM

Paper drive! Papers on the curb!

by Anonymousreply 306May 29, 2023 10:59 PM

For R306

My 6th grade teacher was very competitive… she made sure our classroom (Room 3) won the school paper drives.

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by Anonymousreply 307May 30, 2023 1:28 AM

Cotton picken

Stop acting like a girl

What would Jesus do

by Anonymousreply 308May 30, 2023 1:34 AM

Cotton picking!

Alt: Cotton pickin’!

by Anonymousreply 309May 30, 2023 1:36 AM

He's a SISSY!

by Anonymousreply 310May 30, 2023 1:40 AM

I got to second base with her.

by Anonymousreply 311May 30, 2023 2:36 AM

Knee-high to a tall indian.

by Anonymousreply 312May 30, 2023 2:52 AM

this is the phrase used down south where my relatives are from

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by Anonymousreply 313May 30, 2023 3:40 AM

Useless as a chocolate teapot.

by Anonymousreply 314May 30, 2023 12:41 PM

This meal is


by Anonymousreply 315May 30, 2023 1:50 PM

R315 you still hear that when extremely long wait times for the meal or just poor service/miscommunications.

by Anonymousreply 316May 30, 2023 1:51 PM

The furnace is out of coal.

by Anonymousreply 317June 1, 2023 1:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 318June 1, 2023 2:08 PM

A friend of my parents said the phrase incorrectly. She would say "useless as tits on a snake" but I like it better than "useless as tits on a boar hog or bull".

by Anonymousreply 319June 1, 2023 2:11 PM

"He's as gay as paint"

by Anonymousreply 320June 1, 2023 3:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 321June 1, 2023 3:45 PM

The Hershey Highway

by Anonymousreply 322June 1, 2023 3:58 PM

He's a bit


by Anonymousreply 323June 1, 2023 4:00 PM

"Those moccasins never touched the ground"

by Anonymousreply 324June 1, 2023 4:02 PM

[quote]I went in and held my head up high. —Anonymous

R50, I prefer my late Mom's great Aunt Cora in South Carolina who would tell Mama "Jes' heist your head, girl, and walk big."

by Anonymousreply 325June 1, 2023 4:40 PM

Chinese Corona Virus

by Anonymousreply 326June 1, 2023 4:56 PM

“What city please?”

by Anonymousreply 327June 1, 2023 5:04 PM

When we were bad, mom used to call us “ little dickens”. My sibs call there kids in a similar situation “little shit heads”.

by Anonymousreply 328June 1, 2023 5:09 PM

Non smoking section?

by Anonymousreply 329June 1, 2023 5:30 PM

My mom used to say “You little bugger.”

by Anonymousreply 330June 2, 2023 1:23 AM

When pets were euthanized it was referred to as "put to sleep".

by Anonymousreply 331June 2, 2023 1:44 AM

A puddle of trouble.

by Anonymousreply 332June 2, 2023 3:22 AM

Is there a doctor in the house?!

by Anonymousreply 333June 3, 2023 5:03 AM

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

by Anonymousreply 334June 3, 2023 5:08 AM

I wonder if parents still talk about "the birds and the bees" to their kids.

by Anonymousreply 335June 3, 2023 5:55 AM

Rape is never funny, unless you’re raping a clown.

by Anonymousreply 336June 3, 2023 6:09 AM

Eldergay here. When I was growing up, the plastic thing you gave crying babies to quiet them down was called a "nipple". You can use whatever uptight puritanical euphemism you like, eg. pacifier, binky, etc., but it's still a nipple. Everybody has nipples. No need to be prudish about them.

by Anonymousreply 337June 3, 2023 2:03 PM

Mad as a wet hen.

by Anonymousreply 338June 3, 2023 2:36 PM

Cooty protection

by Anonymousreply 339June 3, 2023 5:34 PM

Jinx, you owe me a Coke.

by Anonymousreply 340June 3, 2023 5:35 PM

Don’t worry, I’ll pull out.

by Anonymousreply 341June 3, 2023 5:35 PM

Your mother wears Army boots.

by Anonymousreply 342June 3, 2023 5:36 PM

Bug juice

(New England)

by Anonymousreply 343June 3, 2023 5:37 PM

Iron-poor blood (Geritol)


Full-figured gal (Playtex) (Jane Russell)

Jane Russell

by Anonymousreply 344June 3, 2023 6:01 PM

“And the winner is...”

by Anonymousreply 345June 3, 2023 6:02 PM

R345 ?????????????

by Anonymousreply 346June 3, 2023 6:30 PM

So’s your old man.

by Anonymousreply 347June 3, 2023 6:31 PM

R346 the old Oscar announcement used for decades vs. the newer & required “the Oscar goes to…”.

by Anonymousreply 348June 3, 2023 6:33 PM

R346 You make me feel old.

I was just reading about how Alan Carr, who was producer of the infamous Snow White/Rob Lowe Oscar broadcast, was responsible for changing the slogan to “And the Oscar goes to...” I have always hated that change. After all, the Oscars are a competition, and there is a winner of an Oscar, so why not call the person the winner? And those of us who grew up with the phrase, “And the winner is...” will never forget it. I think a book about the Academy Awards even used the phrase as its title.

by Anonymousreply 349June 3, 2023 10:52 PM

He is a credit to his race.

by Anonymousreply 350June 11, 2023 5:04 AM

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

by Anonymousreply 351June 11, 2023 6:48 PM

However smelt it , dealt it.

Whoever did it better admit it.

by Anonymousreply 352June 11, 2023 6:49 PM

"It'll take the enamel right off your teeth."

by Anonymousreply 353June 11, 2023 6:50 PM

R348 what would happen if a presenter said And the winner is? Would they be banned?

by Anonymousreply 354June 11, 2023 6:51 PM

Here's your hat, what's your hurry?

by Anonymousreply 355June 11, 2023 7:02 PM

There are ladies present!

by Anonymousreply 356June 11, 2023 7:18 PM

“It’s like going to China with a sack of rice”

“I’d love to get you on a slow boat to China”

“He doesn’t have a Chinaman’s chance”

“No tickee, no shirtee”

by Anonymousreply 357June 12, 2023 2:04 AM


Nobody can deal with that one anymore.

by Anonymousreply 358June 12, 2023 8:07 AM

If you're eaten by a shark have you died or have you passed away.

by Anonymousreply 359June 12, 2023 8:09 AM

One expression that I thought was as dead as the dodo and I'd never hear again but now I hear it all the time by young people is 'Without further ado.'

by Anonymousreply 360June 12, 2023 8:11 AM

Am I speaking Chinese in this house?

by Anonymousreply 361June 12, 2023 7:58 PM

I have never heard that expression, r361.

by Anonymousreply 362June 12, 2023 8:15 PM

Kelly Garrett circa 1979:

Yeah, half past a monkey’s ass! Lol

by Anonymousreply 363June 12, 2023 8:27 PM

R342 I thought it was “your mother wears combat boots”?

by Anonymousreply 364June 12, 2023 8:30 PM


by Anonymousreply 365June 12, 2023 8:31 PM

'Malarkey'...oh, wait, one person still says it.

by Anonymousreply 366June 12, 2023 8:32 PM

“Get your horse out of my garden”! 🐴

by Anonymousreply 367June 12, 2023 8:32 PM

Call a spade a spade.

People moan it has racial connotations. But, in reality, it dates back at least as far as Plutarch. Historians trace the origins of the expression to the Greek phrase "to call a fig a fig and a trough a trough."

by Anonymousreply 368June 12, 2023 8:37 PM

Like white on rice

by Anonymousreply 369June 12, 2023 8:41 PM

R362 you know like when your parents are saying stuff that seem to be falling on deaf ears to everyone in the house.

by Anonymousreply 370June 12, 2023 9:02 PM

On one’s own dime.

Under one’s own steam.

by Anonymousreply 371June 12, 2023 9:16 PM

Geeze Louise

by Anonymousreply 372June 12, 2023 9:24 PM

Who let the dawgs out?

by Anonymousreply 373June 12, 2023 9:24 PM

Sorry, my dance card is full.

by Anonymousreply 374June 12, 2023 9:36 PM

Get your nose out of my hole

by Anonymousreply 375June 12, 2023 11:14 PM

An oldie, but a goodie !

by Anonymousreply 376June 12, 2023 11:22 PM

Bearded clam

by Anonymousreply 377June 12, 2023 11:23 PM

R368 I just had a flashback to a Howard Stern bit from the 90s. If you recall the incident where Cincinnati Reds owner Marge Schott referred to some of the baseball players as “million dollar n——-s.” So Howard had a fake Marge Schott call in and she said “ sometimes you call a spade a spade, and sometimes you call a spade a n—.”

by Anonymousreply 378June 13, 2023 12:05 AM

I loved Marge Schotz

by Anonymousreply 379June 13, 2023 12:06 AM

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

by Anonymousreply 380June 13, 2023 6:55 AM

She's got a bee in her bonnet.

by Anonymousreply 381June 13, 2023 6:57 AM

A penny saved is a penny earned.

by Anonymousreply 382June 13, 2023 7:01 AM

My Fair Clit

by Anonymousreply 383June 13, 2023 11:47 AM

Two in the ass is worth more than one in the pussy

by Anonymousreply 384June 13, 2023 11:49 AM

Hello, fill it up with regular.

by Anonymousreply 385June 15, 2023 5:11 AM

A penny for your thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 386June 15, 2023 12:49 PM

R385 I think you fill it up with LEADED.

Regular is still a thing.

by Anonymousreply 387June 15, 2023 11:46 PM

R387 I doubt the kind of gas was really the point of r387. I suspect it was saying “fill it up.”

by Anonymousreply 388June 15, 2023 11:52 PM

Get your dick out of my pussy!

by Anonymousreply 389June 15, 2023 11:53 PM

R385 You can still hear that in NJ.

by Anonymousreply 390June 16, 2023 12:07 AM

Back in the day, the good stuff, regardless of grade (and you could get 97 octane leaded gas at some stations) was called “high test.”

by Anonymousreply 391June 16, 2023 12:20 AM

Two shakes of a lambs tail

by Anonymousreply 392June 16, 2023 10:32 AM

Go out and kill some supper, Pa!

by Anonymousreply 393June 16, 2023 10:52 AM

“Your slip is showing”

by Anonymousreply 394June 16, 2023 11:13 AM

Turkish Foot candy is our biggest seller

by Anonymousreply 395June 16, 2023 11:31 AM

'I can tell.' Louis Armstrong uses it in the song in Hello, Dolly and Streisand responds with 'Does it show?' that was the expression of the period if a slip was showing.

by Anonymousreply 396June 16, 2023 12:39 PM

[quote]Paper or Plastic?

Some people actually thought this meant, "Are you paying with cash or a credit card?"

by Anonymousreply 397June 20, 2023 9:03 AM

Don't take me on a wild goose chase.

That's a different kettle of fish.

by Anonymousreply 398June 20, 2023 9:09 AM

[Quote]Some people actually thought this meant, "Are you paying with cash or a credit card?"

r397 only on the DL.

by Anonymousreply 399June 20, 2023 10:45 AM


Referring to your divorced mother’s boyfriend as Uncle.

by Anonymousreply 400June 20, 2023 12:39 PM

Well Jerry, I was born a man.

by Anonymousreply 401June 20, 2023 12:40 PM

“There’s a ladder in me tights”

by Anonymousreply 402June 20, 2023 1:16 PM


by Anonymousreply 403June 20, 2023 2:54 PM


by Anonymousreply 404June 20, 2023 2:58 PM

Submarine races

by Anonymousreply 405June 20, 2023 3:02 PM

[Quote] Horseshit

R404 come to my home where I say it daily.

by Anonymousreply 406June 20, 2023 10:34 PM

I don’t rightly know.

Run for your lives!

The American worker is the backbone of our country.

May I cut in?

Edith, get me a beer, huh?

Right away, Archie.

by Anonymousreply 407June 21, 2023 3:22 PM

I laughed until I cried a few days ago when a friend said, "It all comes out in the wash." Sounded so incongruous.

by Anonymousreply 408June 21, 2023 4:03 PM

What's doin'?

by Anonymousreply 409June 21, 2023 4:03 PM

Up high! Down low! Too slow!

by Anonymousreply 410June 21, 2023 5:06 PM

If I had an antoninianus for every time...

by Anonymousreply 411June 21, 2023 5:22 PM

"Ima snatch you BALD-HEADED!'

by Anonymousreply 412June 21, 2023 5:44 PM

Get out of Dodge.

Get the fuck out of Dodge.

by Anonymousreply 413June 21, 2023 6:08 PM

The Dodge Boys

The Dodge Revolution

by Anonymousreply 414June 21, 2023 6:13 PM

When my siblings and I would do something particularly stupid, my grandfather would call us "retreads." LOL can't imagine what that means....

by Anonymousreply 415June 21, 2023 6:43 PM

R415 your grandpa was calling you both retards.

by Anonymousreply 416June 21, 2023 7:55 PM

R416 I know, I was being sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 417June 21, 2023 7:59 PM

"compassionate conservative", they all seem to have become ignorant assholes, not that they were all that compassionate to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 418June 21, 2023 8:25 PM

Freedom fries.

by Anonymousreply 419June 21, 2023 8:44 PM

Who’s zoomin’ who?

by Anonymousreply 420June 21, 2023 8:46 PM

Oh, dear: I say, 'Geeze, Louise' all the time! Also, 'My word!' Sometimes I mutter, "I SAY unto my SOUL" under particularly dire circumstances!

by Anonymousreply 421June 21, 2023 9:33 PM

Ay, yi yi.

by Anonymousreply 422June 21, 2023 9:55 PM

My burning bush

by Anonymousreply 423June 21, 2023 10:26 PM

My grandfather would tell us kids "don't play in the gutter". We lived in the suburbs.

by Anonymousreply 424June 21, 2023 10:50 PM

My grandma used to tell us to never touch ourselves at night under the covers

by Anonymousreply 425June 21, 2023 10:52 PM

Shizzle my nizzle

by Anonymousreply 426June 21, 2023 10:53 PM

What’s up? Chicken butt!

by Anonymousreply 427June 21, 2023 11:31 PM

Move it along, toots.

by Anonymousreply 428June 22, 2023 12:38 AM

Which twin has the Toni?

by Anonymousreply 429June 22, 2023 2:01 AM

Which twin has the mint gum?

by Anonymousreply 430June 22, 2023 2:08 AM

R424 Weren't there gutters in your suburb?

by Anonymousreply 431June 22, 2023 5:45 AM
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