Crazy Louis here.

Fuck you, fuckers!

Shut the fuck up, BITCH!

Eat shit!

Just wait until this weekend.

Keep the cameras on me, motherfuckers.

I give ZERO fucks.

You assholes are driving me CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hi, Louise!

Get me the fuck out of here!

I hope they do have a dedicated Prince Louis cam for the coronation. Who's he going to thumb his nose at next?

Talk to the hand, bitch!

Get your hands off my TITS!

Yes, who are you?

Stop calling me "SPECIAL!!!!!"

He's a lunatic.

He's a retarded little budding thug who got removed early on today.

Kate looked like she had been crying when they showed up late to the Abbey

Spe- shoo.

What a brat. That's the kind of kid who would scream and run around a restaurant annoying the diners.

Here's when he wanted to shoot Mummy in the face. The British media refused to post this and removed it if other people posted it.

Psychopath!

R19, that's George, not Louis.

I'm bored.

When is this fucking thing over?

I guess Louis had to be "removed" from the ceremony.

He mysteriously disappeared towards the end.

Did Kate drink a lot when she was pregnant with Louis?

At R22 the Earl of Wessex is looking at him and thinking “What the fuck is wrong with that child?”

His grandad Charles was just as cute on the Buckingham Palace balcony at the same age. Here he is deciding to go inside because he's cold.

R25 nah he’s probably thinking, “I’m bored as fuck, too. Maybe I can leave early as well.”

The suggestion was he was taken for a toilet break. He was returned before the King and Queen processed past them in the Abbey at the end.

He’s going to be another Andrew.

“Listen Louis, stop creating such movements, please. Watch your hands, please. Wow.”

OP What is the purpose of posting pictures of strangers children? Were you unable to have kids? When you see these elite brats does your uterus throb with yearning? Or are you just a garden variety pedo?.

OP

Even Sofie has her eye on Crazy Louis.

He looks like Damien from The Omen.

Black is not a good color for this kid.

He’s great. I can’t wait to hear about Louis Antics in the future! He’s a wild one for sure.

Mom says, "what do you say" (supposed to say thank you) and he says nothing.

As horrible as “The Prince” was, Louis was my favorite “character.”

The last thing that kid needs at R35 is more sugar.

[quote] Mom says, "what do you say" (supposed to say thank you) and he says nothing.

To be fair, William said shortly thereafter "You won't hear a peep from him now for the next week or so."

I wish Kate would stop wearing those gynecological exam jeans.

I just love the way Charlotte is picking up and eating whatever fell on the grass.

Lol r35, he quite clearly says thank you. The woman even replies "you're welcome" when he thanks her. You must have hearing and visual problems, or perhaps your prejudices blind you to the reality staring you right in the face.

Everyone who was there and around the country thought the royal kids were adorable. And it's mum, not "mom".

Kate's face in the top vignette onR11 is priceless.

Louis is hilarious. He tried his utmost to be taken outside, to no avail.

OP why are you obsessed with this child? What is it about him that you find so attractive? Why aren’t you able to focus on adults? Are you proud of being a pedophile?

You need help, or at a minimum, you need to be placed on a sex offenders’ watch list. You’re sick.

Poor Klan Granny at R43 is so butthurt that her precious little demon spawn is being called out for what he is - an obnoxious little psycho.

You Klan cunts can hurl insults at Archie and Lilibet, but you can't take it when people point out Louis' freakish behavior.

Future rapist.

Hahahahahaha.

Louis got the “Harry gene.”

What a spoiled brat.

He's exhausting, then again, his mummy Kate, probably spends less than one hour a day with him.

These royal kids are raised by nannies.

Like mother, like son.

People forget that Kate and William are old as far as parents go. When Louis is at an age to do real damage, they’ll have likely ascended to the throne and be in their late 50’s/early 60’s. He’s likely to do things that will make Andrew blush.

Give him to one of us for a week. We'll handle it.

Charlotte’s going to arrange an “accident” at some point.

🤣🤣^^

Louis definitely seems very “Harry-ish.”

And by that, I mean retarded.

I have to do eat food off the ground. She doesn't feed us.

Go eat shit R43

R41 He didn't say a damned word. His mouth was shut. The person who said, "you're welcome" was an older woman. Is there something wrong with you?

Eh it means nothing. My younger brother was a holy terror when he was that age. We still tell stories about it. Today he’s a quiet mild-mannered lawyer.

He's their special little prince. There's one in each generation, and it's either a 'tard (Prince John, Prince Eddie, Harry Markle, Wee Shit Louis) or a pathological case (Andrew).

He'll need to be cared for and locked away. No one needs another distraction like Harry, who is as dumb as a wood block.

R55 why should I eat shit? Why don’t (or “why can’t”) you answer my legitimate question?

R56 he absolutely at least mouths the words ‘thank you’. Right before he takes the s’more he looks at the lady, opens his mouth, and says thank you. You can’t hear the ‘thank you’ but he does at least mumble it.

^right after he takes the s’more I mean. Kate asks ‘what do you say’ and he looks at the lady and says thank you.

I heard it as "fank you."

Perhaps it was "fuck you", R62.

R43, if you don't understand that the DL and gay humor thrive on camp and dark absurd humor, perhaps you need to take your clueless hectoring habits elsewhere.

Such as a blast furnace.

Wait, I just noticed that the graham crackers they're using for the s'mores are round, not square. Is this a British improvisation?

All 3 of those kids are great. Kate is doing a good job raising them....all while color coordinating the family at the same time!

First few posts, Kate looked like she has had enough of this little devil.

Did Kate drink, do drugs, smoke while pregnant with Louis? Because this is not normal kid behavior.

Hard eye roll. Have you ever been around 5 year olds ever in your life R68?? 100% normal kid behavior.

Definitely normal kid behavior. The way he kind of flops around after eating the s’more at r35 video reminded me so much of my nephew when he was five that I had to send a link to my brother. (My nephew is 11 now and is well behaved). Louis is just an energetic little guy. I bet he’d be good in school plays. A little actor.

[quote] All 3 of those kids are great. Kate is doing a good job raising them....all while color coordinating the family at the same time!

Oh, please. The nanny takes care of her brats.

Kate has no energy at all, because she doesn't eat food.

All she does all day is sleep and then regurgitate her food.

The only one of the children who seems well-behaved is Charlotte. George is prone to temper tantrums and Louis is a little hell raiser.

For that, neither William nor Kate deserve credit or blame because the children are being raised by nannies.

If Louis doesn't get a s'more he might start crying and scratching in frustration.

It's quite common in Royal families to have a crazy relative. It's caused by generations of inbreeding. Unfortunately these days they can't be locked away.

The movie "From Hell" was based on Louis.

Moron at r56, the woman who said "you're welcome" was replying to Louis, who had said "thank you" to her. He opened his mouth and spoke and thanked her for the smore.

He said, “This isn’t quite as satisfying as human flesh, but it’ll do…you insolent cunt. Thank you.”

What does everyone think this child has? Attention deficient disorder? Autism? a sensory problem?

I think those crowds are too much for him and it's not really fair to expose him to all of that.

R78, the kid has nothing except for being a five year old. If he had any of the things you said, they would be very judicious about where they take him in public. He’s just an unruly, slightly spoiled child.

R79 is a Klan Granny cunt in denial.

Louis has mental problems.

He'll probably have to be institutionalized when he turns 18.

Royal children are usually so well behaved. We do witness the occasional tantrum but I've never seen any child of the RF behave like this in public. Philip would have shipped the little bastard off to Gordonstoun.

I just read through your posts, r80, and I think you’re probably very familiar with being institutionalized.

That boy's so bad, even Chuckie won't play with 'im!

We’ll be friends til the end, bitch!

[quote]Kate has no energy at all, because she doesn't eat food. All she does all day is sleep and then regurgitate her food.

Kate needs to start eating three square meals a day, she looks quite ill. Her legs look like sticks.

Everyone looks heavier in photos. Remember, if Kate photographs this thin, imagine what she really looks like in person.

I won't even get into her matronly clothing.

R65 they look like Mcvitie’s biscuits. Probably Digestive wheat biscuits.

Is there an asterisk next to Louis’ name in the line of succession…since his father is Satan?

Can't William control him?

🤖 [bold] Everybody loves a clown !

At least he has the excuse of being 5 years old. Some of the adults in that family are still acting out in middle age.

I just watched a short video of "Behind the Scene with the Prince and Princess of Wales: Coronation Weekend," and my god it was BORING!!!!

They are two of the most boring "famous" people I've ever seen.

Maybe Crazy Louis isn't such a bad thing.

I think he's scrumptious.

Honestly, I think this kid is fine. Hyperactive and rambunctious, yes, but totally fine nonetheless. People are used to royal children behaving like robotic little adults in public so it's startling to see one who behaves like an actual child. Princess Madeleine of Sweden's oldest daughter was just like Louis at that age. I remember how out of control she was at her little sister's christening some years back, but it was just normal kid behavior. Lord knows I've seen many a restless kid struggling to sit through a long event. Unlike Louis, those kids didn't have hundreds of photographers' lens focused on them.

Louis sang GSTK verbatim with the rest of the crowd. He's a-okay!

[quote]Did Kate drink, do drugs, smoke while pregnant with Louis? Because this is not normal kid behavior.

His Mom was very upset during the pregnancy. Her husband had been cheating on her during the entire pregnancy. He was a "band aid baby". Mommy had him in the hopes it would keep the husband at home. It didn't work.

Kate made them move in the middle of the night from a ten bedroom home into a tiny 4 bedroom home a few hours away. Now daddy has to sneak off to London or take royal helicopter flights to visit his mistress.

R80 Calling everyone you don't like a clan granny is also a sign of a mental handicap. Maybe don't throw the first stone...

Rub it on your pussy

R80’s posting history explains it all.

Who is the prince's mistress?

That dull boring man has a mistress?

He lost his looks a long time ago.

[quote] Who is the prince's mistress?

[quote] That dull boring man has a mistress?

[quote] He lost his looks a long time ago.

Camilla was MARRIED to someone else, when Charles was also married, and Prince of Wales.

If 40 years later, she can become Queen, then trust me... Rose Hanbury has hope of becoming Queen, as well.

Watch your back, Kate!

Rose plotting to become Queen and make her bastard son heir! It's just like Game of Thrones!

King Oliver! Thanks for the laugh, R101!

Looks like he's shouting "I want it NOW!" I'm a fan.

You may mock, R102, but Diana had to have it explained to her why she couldn't call William the name she preferred, which was Oliver.

A lip reader said in the carriage back after coronation Louis was looking out at the crowd and saying “What are yelling about? Who are you shouting at?” She probably didn’t catch his “peasants” at the end.

Prince Louis is basically Caligula in waiting. The British better hope the monarch does regain real power.

R105, if that's what he said, he is a funny little devil twerp

He screamed at the Queen to shut up. It was when they were on the balcony. She played it off and looked the other way and didn't bother with him for the rest of the time they were there. I'll look for the video

Louis has ADHD.

Looking forward to the alleged video, R108!

Louis makes Andrew seem like a perfect angel.

R108 - Louis also called Camilla a tart gone stale, and then whinnied incessantly until she walked away. He will save the Windsors yet.

Sounds like Louis should work for the Daily Mail.

How’s that video search going, R108? I know that you’re onto it, right? Louis screaming at HLM to shut up would have been quite news-worthy, especially on the Buckingham Palace balcony. Thousands must have seen it, in addition to the media!

He was probably talking about the Jubilee when Louis covered his ears and yelled about the flyover noise. But he wasn’t yelling at the Queen.

Or he was probably lying about Louis telling his grandmother to “shut up” - it’s pretty specific.

Kate had "baby brain" when she gave birth to Louis.

That's why he's mental.

No R117 - that’s not how baby brain works.

But you keep making a fool of yourself - you’re so good at it!

I don't know the order of events, but they should have removed Prince Louis from the Jubilee the second he started acting up, even if it was just making faces. Now all those awful pictures of him disrespecting Kate will be circulating on the internet forever.

And I am thankful for it! They’re hilarious!

R118 I think R117 was kidding. R120 Agreed! This thread has made me so happy, I love this kid!

Does sassy little George ever put this little thug in line?

R122 “sassy little George” really hasn’t taken off for you, has it?

It's much like "fetch" R123.

R123 is fun at parties and lived a healthy high school life.

I think they found it easy to train George to behave in public because initially he was very shy and inhibited. Charlotte was trainable too because she's intelligent and understood what she had to do. She also liked the public role, waving to everyone.

Louis, the baby, is fearless, with little impulse control as yet. He seems like a headstrong little boy, very energetic about getting his own way. But very lovable - the photos of him cuddling with Kate are lovely, and the only ones I can recall of her being affectionate with her children, although I am sure she is an affectionate mum in private.

Boys will be boys.

R117 , good for Meghan to tell William off and Williams remark confirms these inbreds wanted Meghan to " know her place"

Louis' disorder is the result of inbreeding. A long line of inbreeding

Considering the experiences of their father and grandfather with their brothers and related housing issues, Prince George with Princess Charlotte's assistance is already making plans for Louis' future lodgings.

Louis is the one who called the paparazzi on Harry and Megan...

[quote]Louis' disorder is the result of inbreeding. A long line of inbreeding.

Except that his mother's bloodline has no connection with any of the aristocracy, let alone the Royals, and his paternal grandmother's blood connections departed from Royalty's in about 1500.

When Louis learns the story of Richard III, he’ll probably take it as the rough outline of a plan in need of improvement.

Louis is fine. He sends his love!

[quote]Louis is fine. He sends his love!

Unfortunately, Louis’ love leaves bruises and results in genital mutilation.

None of the above is even remotely funny.

R136 - And yet, here you are.

Actually, no, R137 - I was here because I was curious about what sort of sick fucks get off on bullying a young child. Now I know.

Yes R138, that makes all the sense in the world. You're like the prude who watches XXX videos just to complain how filthy and degrading they are. And just because YOU think the child is being "bullied", doesn't make it so. Your conscientious does not inform the world. Now kindly go the fuck away since you're so upset by this thread.

R139 I am stunned, STUNNED, at the disgusting, sleazy, videos that are streaming and how easy it is to get them into my home!

[quote] I was here because I was curious about what sort of sick fucks get off on bullying a young child. Now I know.

He's probably not on here reading about it, R138. Nor will he ever be. Is it still bullying if the tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it?

R138 the hypocrite is probably the same asshole bully calling Archie and Lilibet, "Merchie and Lilibucks."

Fucking cunt.

[quote]Diana had to have it explained to her why she couldn't call William the name she preferred, which was Oliver.

Oh no! Bless her heart.

When William becomes King, Louis will hold the distinction of having punched 3 queens in the cunt.

ROFL R144!!!

I don't know what you're talking about, but it's funny as fuck!

Kate wasn't allowed to name her oldest son her preferred choice, Alexander. Fergie wasn't allowed to name her elder daughter her preferred choice, Annabel. But those whose children are not in line for the throne are free to choose whatever trendy, trashy names they like for their offspring - Isla, Savannah, Sienna, Archie, Lillibet.

Peter and Zara Phillips must’ve used the same Real Housewives Wikipedia page to choose their daughters’ names.

What a kooky little twerp.

R146 Fergie went on to name her second daughter after Bonnie Blue Butler.

PS Fergie's children were less in line for the throne than Harry's, unless there has been a deal we don't know about to cut Arch and Lil out of the succession. William, Andrew, Edward and Anne were all in line before Beatrice when she was born. She could have been named Asteroid for all the difference it would make. There may have been some other objection to Annabel, as there was to Oliver. I can see Alexander biting the dust for the heir because it makes you think first of the Macedonian one and second of the Russian ones, at least one of whom was assassinated. Louis would do well to remember that HIS namesake lost his head.

R138 is the frau who is OBSESSED with everything that has to do with the BRF. I mean, crazy obsessed. Hundreds of posts. She’s also the poster who resorts to insulting other DL posters if they don’t agree with her. We all do that sometimes, but she has no shame about telling us to our faces that we stupid and moronic. I don’t know why she’s on DL. She needs to be banned into oblivion.

[quote] Louis would do well to remember that HIS namesake lost his head.

Not all his namesakes!

Actually, Louis’ namesake was (allegedly) a boy-hungry pedo who was (actually) blown up by the IRA.

R152 Too bad he didn't get to meet THIS Louis! I bet his cravings for boy would be obliterated like his eardrums and his nuts.

R152 - I beg your pardon! If anyone is doing any blowing with the IRA it would be me!

This parade STINKS!

And why in the fuck am I always in the middle??

What are you two, my prison guards??

Can't wait to ride my Harley, when I get home!

[quote]This parade STINKS!

The horse pulling the carriage just farted.

He's a cutie & he's going to be a handsome devil. He's spoiled, but he's the baby, so I guess that's to be expected. In a couple of years, he'll be all over the tabs, linked to various starlets & celebs & DL will be discussing how he's such a breathe of fresh air will his frumpy brother is dull, dull, DULL! Kate has her faults, but she's a good mother & will keep a hand on him the way Diana did not with Haz (even when she was alive, that is)

R156 William and Anne are making the same face. It’s like this face 🫤

" In a couple of years, he'll be all over the tabs, linked to various starlets & celebs" - When he's seven?!

R159, William is trying to suppress a giggle, Anne looks like she's trying to suppress a fart. George is doing his resting piggy face, his greatest legacy from his paternal grandmother's side of the family.

The dark side is strong with this one...

The British have invaded DL and made this place utterly interminable with endless threads about the BRF. No one cares! Enough with this useless family.

Funny pic.

Charlotte looks lovely. Great outfit and hairstyle. Louis is a pip. I hope George has a fun childhood. He always seems so nervous.

🕵 How long before they find him creeping on the ground during Royal events, looking up the dresses of every female between nine and ninety?

Gotta love that cheeky boy!

The Brits have invaded DL with incessant, countless posts about members of the British Royal Family. Enough! No one cares. The family is useless, the men go bald early, and no one actually works. Take your uncut dicks, bad teeth, and wrinkled skin elsewhere. The most interesting thing was a queen would refused to die and a messy princess who did so prematurely. Both are gone, so move on. Creating these lame threads won't bring back the Empire, ya losers still stuck in 1949.

I fucking love this thread, it's funny and it's not heavy. Go to another thread if you don't like it. Keep the crazy pics coming!

I thought they made sure the horses couldn't shit during important festive occasions by not feeding them for a certain amount of time..

I would like to apologise to my subjects for appearing in public as one of the Von Trapp children (after they reached Switzerland, if the colours are anything to go by). That stylist is going under the bus when I reach my majority.

^You're always impeccable styled Charlotte, but that sailor dress wasn't one of your better looks. I think a little time in the Tower for whoever came up with the dress would be a good thing.

I loved Charlotte's look - the hair, the dress. So French, so chic, so grown-up! I noticed that she must be self-conscious about her missing teeth, because she did not offer an open mouth smile.

Louis, the baby of the family, is adorable.

Charlotte is 8 and a princess, I doubt she has much self-consciousness about naturally missing teeth, which her order brother went through and now all her friends are going through too. I suspect she's just being trained not to do open-mouth smiles, which royals and the more classy celebs tend to avoid because if the camera catches you at the wrong second can make you look particularly gormless.

This maintaining of decorum is something her Aunty Smegs doesn't get.

[quote] ^You're always impeccable styled Charlotte, but that sailor dress wasn't one of your better looks. I think a little time in the Tower for whoever came up with the dress would be a good thing.

These little scenarios where Charlotte sends people to "The Tower" always cracks me up.

It's funny how Prince George is always an afterthought, compared to Charlotte and Louis.

Louis thumbing his nose at the Royal Mum is my favorite pic.

Someone (Kate) should pay more attention to George before he grows up and takes on the role of Creepy Uncle Andy.

You know, it's always the quiet one.

R175, it's because George never appears to be there in the moment. I don't know whether he's a dreamy kid, a big introvert, or he's bored with the whole thing, but he makes little impact on the viewer because there just seems to be nothing there. He could be hiding a world of complexity, but he doesn't offer anything up. Maybe it's important to him to appear cool at school and he's aware the whole Royal thing is a bit dorky. He does what he's told, but that's all the engagement you get.

He suffers by contrast with Charlotte, who has seemed to understand the job instinctively ever since Harry's wedding (or was it Eugenie's?), when she waved all the way from the castle to the chapel and even turned halfway up the stairs to wave again. She relates to the public, she relates to the people around her and she relates to the task at hand: she followed the Coronation service page by page. My favourite thing so far was Charlotte having a quiet word with the Archbishop on leaving the cathedral after the Queen's funeral.

Louis, by contrast, is a natural upstager. I don't know which of them is worse for George's image.

Good point, R178.

George always seemed like a "go with the flow" kind of child. To me, at least.

Just happy and content.

To be honest, William was sort of the same way. Not a natural leader, but as he got older, he took to the job.

I think George will be the same way.

William had the benefit of QE2 ruling as a "model" monarch, which he could emulate.

I don't think that George will have the same benefit.

Watching Charles reign as King, has been completely underwhelming.

[quote] My favourite thing so far was Charlotte having a quiet word with the Archbishop on leaving the cathedral after the Queen's funeral.

"My Lord Archbishop, a word in your ear, if I may?" whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper

"Why thank you, Your Royal Highness, that's most kind of you to say."

*Princess Royal quietly beams with pleasure just out of frame*

Even though there’s been a recent campaign to dismiss Diana as crazy and selfish, nothing will change the fact she was a loving mother who wanted William to enjoy a real life while he could. The Queen and Charles knew they would have a fight on their hands if they pushed William too forcefully to behave like a future king.

Unfortunately, George appears to have been completely robbed of his natural spirit and as the years go on, he performs like a robot rather than a little boy. That’s because William is consumed by his own increasing duties and Kate has no room whatsoever to be difficult or push back.

He'll be Keith Moon of the Royal family.

*the Keith Moon^^

That's ridiculous, R182. Why, if it's all the fault of the parents, do the other two children appears to have clear personalities and plenty of "natural spirit" and only George doesn't?

How could William being consumed by his own duties turn George into a robot?

Louie, Louie....oh, we gotta go!

Is Louis autistic, or just special needs?

Neither, R187. He's just a rambunctious kid that's forced to do dumb, boring shit all the time so he amuses himself.