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Crazy Louis here.

Any questions?

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by Anonymousreply 188June 20, 2023 1:40 AM

Fuck you, fuckers!

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by Anonymousreply 1May 5, 2023 6:47 PM

Shut the fuck up, BITCH!

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by Anonymousreply 2May 5, 2023 6:48 PM

Eat shit!

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by Anonymousreply 3May 5, 2023 6:48 PM

Just wait until this weekend.

Keep the cameras on me, motherfuckers.

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by Anonymousreply 4May 5, 2023 6:49 PM

I give ZERO fucks.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 5, 2023 6:49 PM

You assholes are driving me CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 6May 5, 2023 6:50 PM

Hi, Louise!

by Anonymousreply 7May 5, 2023 6:50 PM

Get me the fuck out of here!

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by Anonymousreply 8May 5, 2023 6:51 PM

I hope they do have a dedicated Prince Louis cam for the coronation. Who's he going to thumb his nose at next?

by Anonymousreply 9May 5, 2023 6:51 PM

Talk to the hand, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 10May 5, 2023 6:51 PM

Get your hands off my TITS!

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by Anonymousreply 11May 5, 2023 6:52 PM

Yes, who are you?

by Anonymousreply 12May 5, 2023 6:53 PM

Stop calling me "SPECIAL!!!!!"

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by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2023 6:53 PM

He's a lunatic.

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2023 9:18 PM

He's a retarded little budding thug who got removed early on today.

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2023 9:33 PM

Kate looked like she had been crying when they showed up late to the Abbey

by Anonymousreply 16May 6, 2023 9:34 PM

Spe- shoo.

by Anonymousreply 17May 6, 2023 9:36 PM

What a brat. That's the kind of kid who would scream and run around a restaurant annoying the diners.

by Anonymousreply 18May 6, 2023 9:40 PM

Here's when he wanted to shoot Mummy in the face. The British media refused to post this and removed it if other people posted it.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 6, 2023 10:20 PM


by Anonymousreply 20May 6, 2023 10:49 PM

R19, that's George, not Louis.

by Anonymousreply 21May 6, 2023 11:47 PM

I'm bored.

When is this fucking thing over?

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by Anonymousreply 22May 8, 2023 7:43 AM

I guess Louis had to be "removed" from the ceremony.

He mysteriously disappeared towards the end.

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by Anonymousreply 23May 8, 2023 7:44 AM

Did Kate drink a lot when she was pregnant with Louis?

by Anonymousreply 24May 8, 2023 8:12 AM

At R22 the Earl of Wessex is looking at him and thinking “What the fuck is wrong with that child?”

by Anonymousreply 25May 8, 2023 10:18 AM

His grandad Charles was just as cute on the Buckingham Palace balcony at the same age. Here he is deciding to go inside because he's cold.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 8, 2023 2:17 PM

R25 nah he’s probably thinking, “I’m bored as fuck, too. Maybe I can leave early as well.”

by Anonymousreply 27May 8, 2023 2:34 PM

The suggestion was he was taken for a toilet break. He was returned before the King and Queen processed past them in the Abbey at the end.

by Anonymousreply 28May 8, 2023 2:52 PM

He’s going to be another Andrew.

by Anonymousreply 29May 8, 2023 3:00 PM

“Listen Louis, stop creating such movements, please. Watch your hands, please. Wow.”

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by Anonymousreply 30May 8, 2023 6:56 PM

OP What is the purpose of posting pictures of strangers children? Were you unable to have kids? When you see these elite brats does your uterus throb with yearning? Or are you just a garden variety pedo?.

by Anonymousreply 31May 8, 2023 7:32 PM


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by Anonymousreply 32May 8, 2023 7:35 PM

Even Sofie has her eye on Crazy Louis.

He looks like Damien from The Omen.

Black is not a good color for this kid.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 9, 2023 9:00 AM

He’s great. I can’t wait to hear about Louis Antics in the future! He’s a wild one for sure.

by Anonymousreply 34May 9, 2023 1:33 PM

Mom says, "what do you say" (supposed to say thank you) and he says nothing.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 11, 2023 5:25 AM

As horrible as “The Prince” was, Louis was my favorite “character.”

by Anonymousreply 36May 11, 2023 5:30 AM

The last thing that kid needs at R35 is more sugar.

by Anonymousreply 37May 11, 2023 5:43 AM

[quote] Mom says, "what do you say" (supposed to say thank you) and he says nothing.

To be fair, William said shortly thereafter "You won't hear a peep from him now for the next week or so."

by Anonymousreply 38May 11, 2023 5:45 AM

I wish Kate would stop wearing those gynecological exam jeans.

by Anonymousreply 39May 11, 2023 6:02 AM

I just love the way Charlotte is picking up and eating whatever fell on the grass.

by Anonymousreply 40May 11, 2023 6:11 AM

Lol r35, he quite clearly says thank you. The woman even replies "you're welcome" when he thanks her. You must have hearing and visual problems, or perhaps your prejudices blind you to the reality staring you right in the face.

Everyone who was there and around the country thought the royal kids were adorable. And it's mum, not "mom".

by Anonymousreply 41May 11, 2023 6:29 AM

Kate's face in the top vignette onR11 is priceless.

Louis is hilarious. He tried his utmost to be taken outside, to no avail.

by Anonymousreply 42May 11, 2023 6:30 AM

OP why are you obsessed with this child? What is it about him that you find so attractive? Why aren’t you able to focus on adults? Are you proud of being a pedophile?

You need help, or at a minimum, you need to be placed on a sex offenders’ watch list. You’re sick.

by Anonymousreply 43May 11, 2023 6:39 AM

Poor Klan Granny at R43 is so butthurt that her precious little demon spawn is being called out for what he is - an obnoxious little psycho.

You Klan cunts can hurl insults at Archie and Lilibet, but you can't take it when people point out Louis' freakish behavior.

by Anonymousreply 44May 11, 2023 9:59 AM

Future rapist.

by Anonymousreply 45May 11, 2023 10:23 AM


Louis got the “Harry gene.”

by Anonymousreply 46May 11, 2023 12:00 PM

What a spoiled brat.

He's exhausting, then again, his mummy Kate, probably spends less than one hour a day with him.

These royal kids are raised by nannies.

by Anonymousreply 47May 11, 2023 12:08 PM

Like mother, like son.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 11, 2023 7:29 PM

People forget that Kate and William are old as far as parents go. When Louis is at an age to do real damage, they’ll have likely ascended to the throne and be in their late 50’s/early 60’s. He’s likely to do things that will make Andrew blush.

by Anonymousreply 49May 11, 2023 8:16 PM

Give him to one of us for a week. We'll handle it.

by Anonymousreply 50May 11, 2023 10:32 PM

Charlotte’s going to arrange an “accident” at some point.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 12, 2023 12:13 AM

Louis definitely seems very “Harry-ish.”

And by that, I mean retarded.

by Anonymousreply 53May 12, 2023 1:24 AM

I have to do eat food off the ground. She doesn't feed us.

by Anonymousreply 54May 12, 2023 1:41 AM

Go eat shit R43

by Anonymousreply 55May 12, 2023 1:43 AM

R41 He didn't say a damned word. His mouth was shut. The person who said, "you're welcome" was an older woman. Is there something wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 56May 12, 2023 1:47 AM

Eh it means nothing. My younger brother was a holy terror when he was that age. We still tell stories about it. Today he’s a quiet mild-mannered lawyer.

by Anonymousreply 57May 12, 2023 1:53 AM

He's their special little prince. There's one in each generation, and it's either a 'tard (Prince John, Prince Eddie, Harry Markle, Wee Shit Louis) or a pathological case (Andrew).

He'll need to be cared for and locked away. No one needs another distraction like Harry, who is as dumb as a wood block.

by Anonymousreply 58May 12, 2023 1:58 AM

R55 why should I eat shit? Why don’t (or “why can’t”) you answer my legitimate question?

by Anonymousreply 59May 12, 2023 2:54 AM

R56 he absolutely at least mouths the words ‘thank you’. Right before he takes the s’more he looks at the lady, opens his mouth, and says thank you. You can’t hear the ‘thank you’ but he does at least mumble it.

by Anonymousreply 60May 12, 2023 3:05 AM

^right after he takes the s’more I mean. Kate asks ‘what do you say’ and he looks at the lady and says thank you.

by Anonymousreply 61May 12, 2023 3:07 AM

I heard it as "fank you."

by Anonymousreply 62May 12, 2023 3:20 AM

Perhaps it was "fuck you", R62.

by Anonymousreply 63May 12, 2023 10:17 AM

R43, if you don't understand that the DL and gay humor thrive on camp and dark absurd humor, perhaps you need to take your clueless hectoring habits elsewhere.

Such as a blast furnace.

by Anonymousreply 64May 12, 2023 11:51 AM

Wait, I just noticed that the graham crackers they're using for the s'mores are round, not square. Is this a British improvisation?

by Anonymousreply 65May 12, 2023 1:37 PM

All 3 of those kids are great. Kate is doing a good job raising them....all while color coordinating the family at the same time!

by Anonymousreply 66May 12, 2023 2:44 PM

First few posts, Kate looked like she has had enough of this little devil.

by Anonymousreply 67May 12, 2023 3:30 PM

Did Kate drink, do drugs, smoke while pregnant with Louis? Because this is not normal kid behavior.

by Anonymousreply 68May 12, 2023 3:30 PM

Hard eye roll. Have you ever been around 5 year olds ever in your life R68?? 100% normal kid behavior.

by Anonymousreply 69May 12, 2023 3:33 PM

Definitely normal kid behavior. The way he kind of flops around after eating the s’more at r35 video reminded me so much of my nephew when he was five that I had to send a link to my brother. (My nephew is 11 now and is well behaved). Louis is just an energetic little guy. I bet he’d be good in school plays. A little actor.

by Anonymousreply 70May 12, 2023 4:02 PM

[quote] All 3 of those kids are great. Kate is doing a good job raising them....all while color coordinating the family at the same time!

Oh, please. The nanny takes care of her brats.

Kate has no energy at all, because she doesn't eat food.

All she does all day is sleep and then regurgitate her food.

by Anonymousreply 71May 12, 2023 4:17 PM

The only one of the children who seems well-behaved is Charlotte. George is prone to temper tantrums and Louis is a little hell raiser.

For that, neither William nor Kate deserve credit or blame because the children are being raised by nannies.

by Anonymousreply 72May 12, 2023 5:27 PM

If Louis doesn't get a s'more he might start crying and scratching in frustration.

by Anonymousreply 73May 12, 2023 6:00 PM

It's quite common in Royal families to have a crazy relative. It's caused by generations of inbreeding. Unfortunately these days they can't be locked away.

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by Anonymousreply 74May 12, 2023 6:05 PM

The movie "From Hell" was based on Louis.

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by Anonymousreply 75May 12, 2023 6:59 PM

Moron at r56, the woman who said "you're welcome" was replying to Louis, who had said "thank you" to her. He opened his mouth and spoke and thanked her for the smore.

by Anonymousreply 76May 12, 2023 7:31 PM

He said, “This isn’t quite as satisfying as human flesh, but it’ll do…you insolent cunt. Thank you.”

by Anonymousreply 77May 12, 2023 7:41 PM

What does everyone think this child has? Attention deficient disorder? Autism? a sensory problem?

I think those crowds are too much for him and it's not really fair to expose him to all of that.

by Anonymousreply 78May 12, 2023 8:24 PM

R78, the kid has nothing except for being a five year old. If he had any of the things you said, they would be very judicious about where they take him in public. He’s just an unruly, slightly spoiled child.

by Anonymousreply 79May 12, 2023 8:31 PM

R79 is a Klan Granny cunt in denial.

Louis has mental problems.

He'll probably have to be institutionalized when he turns 18.

by Anonymousreply 80May 12, 2023 8:32 PM

Royal children are usually so well behaved. We do witness the occasional tantrum but I've never seen any child of the RF behave like this in public. Philip would have shipped the little bastard off to Gordonstoun.

by Anonymousreply 81May 12, 2023 8:33 PM

I just read through your posts, r80, and I think you’re probably very familiar with being institutionalized.

by Anonymousreply 82May 12, 2023 8:59 PM

That boy's so bad, even Chuckie won't play with 'im!

by Anonymousreply 83May 12, 2023 9:37 PM

We’ll be friends til the end, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 84May 12, 2023 10:27 PM

[quote]Kate has no energy at all, because she doesn't eat food. All she does all day is sleep and then regurgitate her food.

Kate needs to start eating three square meals a day, she looks quite ill. Her legs look like sticks.

Everyone looks heavier in photos. Remember, if Kate photographs this thin, imagine what she really looks like in person.

I won't even get into her matronly clothing.

by Anonymousreply 85May 13, 2023 6:58 AM

R65 they look like Mcvitie’s biscuits. Probably Digestive wheat biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 86May 13, 2023 7:25 AM

Is there an asterisk next to Louis’ name in the line of succession…since his father is Satan?

by Anonymousreply 87May 13, 2023 11:07 AM

Can't William control him?

by Anonymousreply 88May 13, 2023 12:30 PM

🤖 [bold] Everybody loves a clown !

by Anonymousreply 89May 13, 2023 12:45 PM

At least he has the excuse of being 5 years old. Some of the adults in that family are still acting out in middle age.

by Anonymousreply 90May 13, 2023 12:52 PM

I just watched a short video of "Behind the Scene with the Prince and Princess of Wales: Coronation Weekend," and my god it was BORING!!!!

They are two of the most boring "famous" people I've ever seen.

Maybe Crazy Louis isn't such a bad thing.

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by Anonymousreply 91May 13, 2023 6:53 PM

I think he's scrumptious.

by Anonymousreply 92May 13, 2023 7:08 PM

Honestly, I think this kid is fine. Hyperactive and rambunctious, yes, but totally fine nonetheless. People are used to royal children behaving like robotic little adults in public so it's startling to see one who behaves like an actual child. Princess Madeleine of Sweden's oldest daughter was just like Louis at that age. I remember how out of control she was at her little sister's christening some years back, but it was just normal kid behavior. Lord knows I've seen many a restless kid struggling to sit through a long event. Unlike Louis, those kids didn't have hundreds of photographers' lens focused on them.

by Anonymousreply 93May 13, 2023 7:38 PM

Louis sang GSTK verbatim with the rest of the crowd. He's a-okay!

by Anonymousreply 94May 13, 2023 9:14 PM

[quote]Did Kate drink, do drugs, smoke while pregnant with Louis? Because this is not normal kid behavior.

His Mom was very upset during the pregnancy. Her husband had been cheating on her during the entire pregnancy. He was a "band aid baby". Mommy had him in the hopes it would keep the husband at home. It didn't work.

Kate made them move in the middle of the night from a ten bedroom home into a tiny 4 bedroom home a few hours away. Now daddy has to sneak off to London or take royal helicopter flights to visit his mistress.

by Anonymousreply 95May 13, 2023 11:22 PM

R80 Calling everyone you don't like a clan granny is also a sign of a mental handicap. Maybe don't throw the first stone...

by Anonymousreply 96May 13, 2023 11:54 PM

Rub it on your pussy

by Anonymousreply 97May 13, 2023 11:59 PM

R80’s posting history explains it all.

by Anonymousreply 98May 14, 2023 12:02 AM

Who is the prince's mistress?

That dull boring man has a mistress?

He lost his looks a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 99May 14, 2023 12:24 AM

[quote] Who is the prince's mistress?

[quote] That dull boring man has a mistress?

[quote] He lost his looks a long time ago.

Camilla was MARRIED to someone else, when Charles was also married, and Prince of Wales.

If 40 years later, she can become Queen, then trust me... Rose Hanbury has hope of becoming Queen, as well.

Watch your back, Kate!

by Anonymousreply 100May 14, 2023 4:30 AM

Rose plotting to become Queen and make her bastard son heir! It's just like Game of Thrones!

by Anonymousreply 101May 14, 2023 5:15 AM

King Oliver! Thanks for the laugh, R101!

by Anonymousreply 102May 14, 2023 3:22 PM

Looks like he's shouting "I want it NOW!" I'm a fan.

by Anonymousreply 103May 14, 2023 4:07 PM

You may mock, R102, but Diana had to have it explained to her why she couldn't call William the name she preferred, which was Oliver.

by Anonymousreply 104May 15, 2023 3:17 PM

A lip reader said in the carriage back after coronation Louis was looking out at the crowd and saying “What are yelling about? Who are you shouting at?” She probably didn’t catch his “peasants” at the end.

by Anonymousreply 105May 15, 2023 3:41 PM

Prince Louis is basically Caligula in waiting. The British better hope the monarch does regain real power.

by Anonymousreply 106May 17, 2023 1:43 AM

R105, if that's what he said, he is a funny little devil twerp

by Anonymousreply 107May 17, 2023 3:01 AM

He screamed at the Queen to shut up. It was when they were on the balcony. She played it off and looked the other way and didn't bother with him for the rest of the time they were there. I'll look for the video

by Anonymousreply 108May 17, 2023 3:36 AM

Louis has ADHD.

by Anonymousreply 109May 17, 2023 3:39 AM

Looking forward to the alleged video, R108!

by Anonymousreply 110May 17, 2023 6:28 AM

Louis makes Andrew seem like a perfect angel.

by Anonymousreply 111May 17, 2023 8:47 AM

R108 - Louis also called Camilla a tart gone stale, and then whinnied incessantly until she walked away. He will save the Windsors yet.

by Anonymousreply 112May 17, 2023 11:50 AM

Sounds like Louis should work for the Daily Mail.

by Anonymousreply 113May 17, 2023 4:36 PM

How’s that video search going, R108? I know that you’re onto it, right? Louis screaming at HLM to shut up would have been quite news-worthy, especially on the Buckingham Palace balcony. Thousands must have seen it, in addition to the media!

by Anonymousreply 114May 17, 2023 10:43 PM

He was probably talking about the Jubilee when Louis covered his ears and yelled about the flyover noise. But he wasn’t yelling at the Queen.

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by Anonymousreply 115May 17, 2023 11:02 PM

Or he was probably lying about Louis telling his grandmother to “shut up” - it’s pretty specific.

by Anonymousreply 116May 17, 2023 11:31 PM

Kate had "baby brain" when she gave birth to Louis.

That's why he's mental.

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by Anonymousreply 117May 18, 2023 1:47 AM

No R117 - that’s not how baby brain works.

But you keep making a fool of yourself - you’re so good at it!

by Anonymousreply 118May 18, 2023 1:49 AM

I don't know the order of events, but they should have removed Prince Louis from the Jubilee the second he started acting up, even if it was just making faces. Now all those awful pictures of him disrespecting Kate will be circulating on the internet forever.

by Anonymousreply 119May 18, 2023 2:11 AM

And I am thankful for it! They’re hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 120May 18, 2023 2:13 AM

R118 I think R117 was kidding. R120 Agreed! This thread has made me so happy, I love this kid!

by Anonymousreply 121May 18, 2023 5:55 AM

Does sassy little George ever put this little thug in line?

by Anonymousreply 122May 18, 2023 5:58 AM

R122 “sassy little George” really hasn’t taken off for you, has it?

by Anonymousreply 123May 18, 2023 6:29 AM

It's much like "fetch" R123.

by Anonymousreply 124May 18, 2023 6:32 AM

R123 is fun at parties and lived a healthy high school life.

by Anonymousreply 125May 18, 2023 6:33 AM

I think they found it easy to train George to behave in public because initially he was very shy and inhibited. Charlotte was trainable too because she's intelligent and understood what she had to do. She also liked the public role, waving to everyone.

Louis, the baby, is fearless, with little impulse control as yet. He seems like a headstrong little boy, very energetic about getting his own way. But very lovable - the photos of him cuddling with Kate are lovely, and the only ones I can recall of her being affectionate with her children, although I am sure she is an affectionate mum in private.

by Anonymousreply 126May 18, 2023 7:41 AM

Boys will be boys.

by Anonymousreply 127May 18, 2023 8:11 AM

R117 , good for Meghan to tell William off and Williams remark confirms these inbreds wanted Meghan to " know her place"

by Anonymousreply 128May 18, 2023 8:35 AM

Louis' disorder is the result of inbreeding. A long line of inbreeding

by Anonymousreply 129May 18, 2023 8:35 AM

Considering the experiences of their father and grandfather with their brothers and related housing issues, Prince George with Princess Charlotte's assistance is already making plans for Louis' future lodgings.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 18, 2023 11:58 AM

Louis is the one who called the paparazzi on Harry and Megan...

by Anonymousreply 131May 18, 2023 12:06 PM

[quote]Louis' disorder is the result of inbreeding. A long line of inbreeding.

Except that his mother's bloodline has no connection with any of the aristocracy, let alone the Royals, and his paternal grandmother's blood connections departed from Royalty's in about 1500.

by Anonymousreply 132May 18, 2023 1:45 PM

When Louis learns the story of Richard III, he’ll probably take it as the rough outline of a plan in need of improvement.

by Anonymousreply 133May 18, 2023 1:53 PM

Louis is fine. He sends his love!

by Anonymousreply 134May 18, 2023 1:53 PM

[quote]Louis is fine. He sends his love!

Unfortunately, Louis’ love leaves bruises and results in genital mutilation.

by Anonymousreply 135May 18, 2023 2:53 PM

None of the above is even remotely funny.

by Anonymousreply 136May 18, 2023 10:15 PM

R136 - And yet, here you are.

by Anonymousreply 137May 18, 2023 10:16 PM

Actually, no, R137 - I was here because I was curious about what sort of sick fucks get off on bullying a young child. Now I know.

by Anonymousreply 138May 19, 2023 1:11 AM

Yes R138, that makes all the sense in the world. You're like the prude who watches XXX videos just to complain how filthy and degrading they are. And just because YOU think the child is being "bullied", doesn't make it so. Your conscientious does not inform the world. Now kindly go the fuck away since you're so upset by this thread.

by Anonymousreply 139May 19, 2023 11:40 AM

R139 I am stunned, STUNNED, at the disgusting, sleazy, videos that are streaming and how easy it is to get them into my home!

by Anonymousreply 140May 19, 2023 2:09 PM

[quote] I was here because I was curious about what sort of sick fucks get off on bullying a young child. Now I know.

He's probably not on here reading about it, R138. Nor will he ever be. Is it still bullying if the tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it?

by Anonymousreply 141May 19, 2023 2:55 PM

R138 the hypocrite is probably the same asshole bully calling Archie and Lilibet, "Merchie and Lilibucks."

Fucking cunt.

by Anonymousreply 142May 19, 2023 4:53 PM

[quote]Diana had to have it explained to her why she couldn't call William the name she preferred, which was Oliver.

Oh no! Bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 143May 20, 2023 4:44 AM

When William becomes King, Louis will hold the distinction of having punched 3 queens in the cunt.

by Anonymousreply 144May 20, 2023 5:33 AM

ROFL R144!!!

I don't know what you're talking about, but it's funny as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 145May 20, 2023 6:02 AM

Kate wasn't allowed to name her oldest son her preferred choice, Alexander. Fergie wasn't allowed to name her elder daughter her preferred choice, Annabel. But those whose children are not in line for the throne are free to choose whatever trendy, trashy names they like for their offspring - Isla, Savannah, Sienna, Archie, Lillibet.

by Anonymousreply 146May 20, 2023 6:42 AM

Peter and Zara Phillips must’ve used the same Real Housewives Wikipedia page to choose their daughters’ names.

by Anonymousreply 147May 20, 2023 9:02 AM

What a kooky little twerp.

by Anonymousreply 148May 20, 2023 1:26 PM

R146 Fergie went on to name her second daughter after Bonnie Blue Butler.

PS Fergie's children were less in line for the throne than Harry's, unless there has been a deal we don't know about to cut Arch and Lil out of the succession. William, Andrew, Edward and Anne were all in line before Beatrice when she was born. She could have been named Asteroid for all the difference it would make. There may have been some other objection to Annabel, as there was to Oliver. I can see Alexander biting the dust for the heir because it makes you think first of the Macedonian one and second of the Russian ones, at least one of whom was assassinated. Louis would do well to remember that HIS namesake lost his head.

by Anonymousreply 149May 24, 2023 2:40 PM

R138 is the frau who is OBSESSED with everything that has to do with the BRF. I mean, crazy obsessed. Hundreds of posts. She’s also the poster who resorts to insulting other DL posters if they don’t agree with her. We all do that sometimes, but she has no shame about telling us to our faces that we stupid and moronic. I don’t know why she’s on DL. She needs to be banned into oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 150May 24, 2023 2:51 PM

[quote] Louis would do well to remember that HIS namesake lost his head.

Not all his namesakes!

by Anonymousreply 151May 24, 2023 4:36 PM

Actually, Louis’ namesake was (allegedly) a boy-hungry pedo who was (actually) blown up by the IRA.

by Anonymousreply 152May 24, 2023 10:32 PM

R152 Too bad he didn't get to meet THIS Louis! I bet his cravings for boy would be obliterated like his eardrums and his nuts.

by Anonymousreply 153May 24, 2023 11:27 PM

R152 - I beg your pardon! If anyone is doing any blowing with the IRA it would be me!

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by Anonymousreply 154May 25, 2023 11:44 AM

This parade STINKS!

And why in the fuck am I always in the middle??

What are you two, my prison guards??

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by Anonymousreply 155June 17, 2023 10:16 PM

Can't wait to ride my Harley, when I get home!

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by Anonymousreply 156June 17, 2023 10:20 PM

[quote]This parade STINKS!

The horse pulling the carriage just farted.

by Anonymousreply 157June 17, 2023 11:15 PM

He's a cutie & he's going to be a handsome devil. He's spoiled, but he's the baby, so I guess that's to be expected. In a couple of years, he'll be all over the tabs, linked to various starlets & celebs & DL will be discussing how he's such a breathe of fresh air will his frumpy brother is dull, dull, DULL! Kate has her faults, but she's a good mother & will keep a hand on him the way Diana did not with Haz (even when she was alive, that is)

by Anonymousreply 158June 18, 2023 12:01 AM

R156 William and Anne are making the same face. It’s like this face 🫤

by Anonymousreply 159June 18, 2023 1:24 AM

" In a couple of years, he'll be all over the tabs, linked to various starlets & celebs" - When he's seven?!

by Anonymousreply 160June 18, 2023 1:33 AM

R159, William is trying to suppress a giggle, Anne looks like she's trying to suppress a fart. George is doing his resting piggy face, his greatest legacy from his paternal grandmother's side of the family.

by Anonymousreply 161June 18, 2023 1:35 AM

The dark side is strong with this one...

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by Anonymousreply 162June 18, 2023 1:49 AM

The British have invaded DL and made this place utterly interminable with endless threads about the BRF. No one cares! Enough with this useless family.

by Anonymousreply 163June 18, 2023 1:53 AM

Funny pic.

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by Anonymousreply 164June 18, 2023 2:50 AM

Charlotte looks lovely. Great outfit and hairstyle. Louis is a pip. I hope George has a fun childhood. He always seems so nervous.

by Anonymousreply 165June 18, 2023 3:08 AM

🕵 How long before they find him creeping on the ground during Royal events, looking up the dresses of every female between nine and ninety?

Gotta love that cheeky boy!

by Anonymousreply 166June 18, 2023 3:16 AM

The Brits have invaded DL with incessant, countless posts about members of the British Royal Family. Enough! No one cares. The family is useless, the men go bald early, and no one actually works. Take your uncut dicks, bad teeth, and wrinkled skin elsewhere. The most interesting thing was a queen would refused to die and a messy princess who did so prematurely. Both are gone, so move on. Creating these lame threads won't bring back the Empire, ya losers still stuck in 1949.

by Anonymousreply 167June 18, 2023 3:17 AM

I fucking love this thread, it's funny and it's not heavy. Go to another thread if you don't like it. Keep the crazy pics coming!

by Anonymousreply 168June 18, 2023 4:11 AM

I thought they made sure the horses couldn't shit during important festive occasions by not feeding them for a certain amount of time..

by Anonymousreply 169June 18, 2023 4:18 AM

I would like to apologise to my subjects for appearing in public as one of the Von Trapp children (after they reached Switzerland, if the colours are anything to go by). That stylist is going under the bus when I reach my majority.

by Anonymousreply 170June 18, 2023 1:42 PM

^You're always impeccable styled Charlotte, but that sailor dress wasn't one of your better looks. I think a little time in the Tower for whoever came up with the dress would be a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 171June 18, 2023 3:39 PM

I loved Charlotte's look - the hair, the dress. So French, so chic, so grown-up! I noticed that she must be self-conscious about her missing teeth, because she did not offer an open mouth smile.

Louis, the baby of the family, is adorable.

by Anonymousreply 172June 18, 2023 3:45 PM

Charlotte is 8 and a princess, I doubt she has much self-consciousness about naturally missing teeth, which her order brother went through and now all her friends are going through too. I suspect she's just being trained not to do open-mouth smiles, which royals and the more classy celebs tend to avoid because if the camera catches you at the wrong second can make you look particularly gormless.

This maintaining of decorum is something her Aunty Smegs doesn't get.

by Anonymousreply 173June 18, 2023 5:43 PM

[quote] ^You're always impeccable styled Charlotte, but that sailor dress wasn't one of your better looks. I think a little time in the Tower for whoever came up with the dress would be a good thing.

These little scenarios where Charlotte sends people to "The Tower" always cracks me up.

by Anonymousreply 174June 18, 2023 9:41 PM

It's funny how Prince George is always an afterthought, compared to Charlotte and Louis.

by Anonymousreply 175June 18, 2023 10:06 PM

Louis thumbing his nose at the Royal Mum is my favorite pic.

by Anonymousreply 176June 18, 2023 10:51 PM

Someone (Kate) should pay more attention to George before he grows up and takes on the role of Creepy Uncle Andy.

You know, it's always the quiet one.

by Anonymousreply 177June 18, 2023 10:57 PM

R175, it's because George never appears to be there in the moment. I don't know whether he's a dreamy kid, a big introvert, or he's bored with the whole thing, but he makes little impact on the viewer because there just seems to be nothing there. He could be hiding a world of complexity, but he doesn't offer anything up. Maybe it's important to him to appear cool at school and he's aware the whole Royal thing is a bit dorky. He does what he's told, but that's all the engagement you get.

He suffers by contrast with Charlotte, who has seemed to understand the job instinctively ever since Harry's wedding (or was it Eugenie's?), when she waved all the way from the castle to the chapel and even turned halfway up the stairs to wave again. She relates to the public, she relates to the people around her and she relates to the task at hand: she followed the Coronation service page by page. My favourite thing so far was Charlotte having a quiet word with the Archbishop on leaving the cathedral after the Queen's funeral.

Louis, by contrast, is a natural upstager. I don't know which of them is worse for George's image.

by Anonymousreply 178June 19, 2023 1:37 PM

Good point, R178.

George always seemed like a "go with the flow" kind of child. To me, at least.

Just happy and content.

To be honest, William was sort of the same way. Not a natural leader, but as he got older, he took to the job.

I think George will be the same way.

by Anonymousreply 179June 19, 2023 2:40 PM

William had the benefit of QE2 ruling as a "model" monarch, which he could emulate.

I don't think that George will have the same benefit.

Watching Charles reign as King, has been completely underwhelming.

by Anonymousreply 180June 19, 2023 2:55 PM

[quote] My favourite thing so far was Charlotte having a quiet word with the Archbishop on leaving the cathedral after the Queen's funeral.

"My Lord Archbishop, a word in your ear, if I may?" whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper

"Why thank you, Your Royal Highness, that's most kind of you to say."

*Princess Royal quietly beams with pleasure just out of frame*

by Anonymousreply 181June 19, 2023 2:59 PM

Even though there’s been a recent campaign to dismiss Diana as crazy and selfish, nothing will change the fact she was a loving mother who wanted William to enjoy a real life while he could. The Queen and Charles knew they would have a fight on their hands if they pushed William too forcefully to behave like a future king.

Unfortunately, George appears to have been completely robbed of his natural spirit and as the years go on, he performs like a robot rather than a little boy. That’s because William is consumed by his own increasing duties and Kate has no room whatsoever to be difficult or push back.

by Anonymousreply 182June 19, 2023 3:02 PM

He'll be Keith Moon of the Royal family.

by Anonymousreply 183June 19, 2023 3:33 PM

*the Keith Moon^^

by Anonymousreply 184June 19, 2023 3:33 PM

That's ridiculous, R182. Why, if it's all the fault of the parents, do the other two children appears to have clear personalities and plenty of "natural spirit" and only George doesn't?

How could William being consumed by his own duties turn George into a robot?

by Anonymousreply 185June 19, 2023 3:40 PM

Louie, Louie....oh, we gotta go!

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by Anonymousreply 186June 19, 2023 7:56 PM

Is Louis autistic, or just special needs?

by Anonymousreply 187June 20, 2023 1:28 AM

Neither, R187. He's just a rambunctious kid that's forced to do dumb, boring shit all the time so he amuses himself.

by Anonymousreply 188June 20, 2023 1:40 AM
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