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I Could Have Been THE First Lady of the United States, but...

They married losers.

What greatness did the nation miss out on because of their ineffectual and incompetent spouse? Their ambitions and hopes quenched instantly because their spouse couldn't take the ball over the goal line and score. How did they ever recover from such a loss.

So close but not close enough...

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by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2024 1:12 AM

How can a Mormon wear those shoes?

by Anonymousreply 1May 2, 2023 3:08 PM

The lost opportunity...

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by Anonymousreply 2May 2, 2023 3:12 PM

Mrs. Wendell Wilkie. Eleanor quaked in terror.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2023 3:15 PM

It was even announced!

Just SNATCHED away!!!

-Frances Hutt Dewey

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by Anonymousreply 4May 2, 2023 3:20 PM

Triggered.

by Anonymousreply 5May 2, 2023 3:59 PM

Home...

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by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2023 1:10 PM

Ahh dee-clare! Ahh should have know from Jeff's pose in my photographic wedding portrait that ahh would NEVAH have a chance to whip those lazy White House servants into shape.

Loser!

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by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2023 1:38 PM

I thought for sure Bob Dole would finally get that chance to grab the White House as Bob Dole's wife Liddy ran for president and Bob Dole would just trade wings with her.

Bob Dole was disappointed. Again!

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by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2023 1:47 PM

Fuck you, Bob Dole.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2023 1:48 PM

I could've kicked Liddy Dole's ass all over D.C.!

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by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2023 2:18 PM

And, another one bites the dust.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2024 12:45 AM

Dear Marilyn Quayle, the United States' own Princess Anne.

If only.

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by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2024 1:12 AM
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