Am I the only one here who wants to fuck Jesse Watters?

You’re the only one who is always trying to push Fox News and it’s morons on here, despite you constantly being red tagged and no one wanting that shit here. That’s for sure.

I'd fuck Pete Hegseth before I'd do anything with Jesse Watters.

Ever wait on him? Total piece of slimeball dogshit.

YES

He's homophobic

No, because he looks like a DICK.

Personally, I would prefer a threesome with Bill Hemmer and Guy Benson.

There is nothing attractive about him. From his personality to his looks. He was once ok but he’s meh. Tall and lanky and a moron.

Ah, he's come a long way from being Bill-O's little stalker troll.

Nope, he's fug.

Witty? Only to a MAGGAT

There is literally nothing witty about him lmao

How are your sandwich making skills, OP?

Because if you somehow magically did get him to fuck you--and even with magic that would be the only possible configuration--know that he'd dispatch you to the kitchen immediately after.

It’s not about me hating him, I just don’t find his looks appealing at all.

Go for it, OP. You two are perfect for one another. Please spare us the details.

He looks like a poorly done clone of David Schwimmer

He looks like Ritchie's dumb friend Postie, on Happy Days.

Can't stand him and I don't think he's bad looking. I just think he's an asshole and not funny.

He's a fucking nasty asshole who hates gays OP. He's not hot in any way, shape or form.

He looks like a cartoon character.

His hair and eyebrows look synthetic, he’s got a creepy smile, and he dresses like an ‘80s yuppie, a Chinese factory knockoff of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. No thank you.

^^He looks much better with his hair and eyes covered.

His hair is that fake shoe polish black.

OP would fuck a Nazi if he wore his bloody uniform to bed.

Jesse Watters is the Fox version of a really disgusting piece of shit douchebag Eddie Haskell.

Watters is a punk who needs to be sucker punched in the face.

What kind of self-loathing gay would find Watters attractive and want to have sex with him?

I’d rather fuck Matt Gaetz.

That's even worse R28.

Have you given up on “Daddy” DeSantis, OP?

OP, please go DIAGF. You're such a shameless troll, constantly pushing Fox news here. I'll bet you're not even gay. If you are, and you actually find this bland, milquetoast, below-AWG Nazi-adjacent corny-assed Poindexter hot, well, you're even more fucked up than imagined.

I'll fuck him.

With a rusty chainsaw.

R31 OP here, I'm not a troll that has posted any previous thread, I just upgraded to a paid subscription because I could rarely post beforehand and I am a gay guy who finds him hot. No irony, trolling or joking around.

He looks like a Cambells Soup Kid promotional salt shaker got left too near a hot stove

Fox is really splashing out for the airbrushing huh? I know toothless methheads using snapchat beauty filters with puppy ears who look more realistic than this putz

What happened to his philtrum? Did he and Tucker Carlson inhabit the same booze polluted womb?

[quote]a great head of hair

Hhas a nice hairstyle or he has hair which is nice because otherwise he would be bald...?

His hair is hilarious. That shoe polish black! Even game show hosts from 1997 have cooler hair. And are less total right wing nutjobs

OP, what happened to make you want to hurt yourself this way?

I want to absolutely annihilate his pretty white ass and full him full of my seed.

There's nothing remotely attractive about this loser.

OP: Since this is a fantasy scenario to begin with, why not set your sights higher and aim your lust toward someone who isn't a right-wing troll? Are there not enough hot men in the world *without* insurrection-sympathizing tendencies for you to jerk off to?

R42, the Fascism is the attraction. OP is obviously another dime-a-dozen right wing troll.

OP is also the one who keeps bumping this thread. Most of DL isn’t gonna engage in this bullshit

He’s an asshole and I find his personality very ugly, but yea. I find him physically attractive too (n I kinda hate to admit that).

He looks like a Dr. Seuss character with that potato-shaped head and feline grin. I’d do him!

R44 Outside of starting this thread I've only posted twice in this thread, replying to to R31 and replying to you. Go ahead and block me and you'll see I'm telling the truth.

He's always got that smug smirk. FUCK HIM (and not in a good way).

R22 He looks much better without a head.

I can't determine who's viler--him or Butfeld or that drunk Pirro

We all know about sock puppets, R47.

You're so obvious. You trolls always are.

What’s funny is the Fox News troll who wants to fuck Jesse Watters is the same person on every Paul Mescal thread calling him ugly and trashing him.

That is hilarious, R51. Great find.

His face looks like an upended champagne cork

Be gone troll

OP Here. This Is my only account, I don't have any sock puppets and R51 I've never posted in a Paul Mescal thread good or bad because I don't give a fuck about him. Funny you bitches are resorting to making up lies now.

He needs to buy an upper lip.

This douche face was in every school, every single person that exists went to. The one ultra douche who nobody liked, but was popular, only because is family owned a portion of the town. Anyone that finds a douche like him is undoubtedly mentally ill and should probably seek shock therapy ASAP!

***anyone that finds a douche like him ATTRACTIVE is undoubtedly mentally ill and should probably seek shock therapy ASAP!

To each his own, I guess, OP, but...

Might I suggest you rethink "hot" and cast your net a whole lot wider?

OP is MAGA shit, trying to normalize Nazis. FUCK YOU.

Reba McEntyre upper lip much? Lol

What about sexy Steve Bannon OP? Do you want his folds of pockmarked fat to suffocate you to orgasm?

R60 I agree with you. I really don’t know what site he thinks he’s on but he’s always pushing FOX NEWS, is openly very Republican and anti-Dem, constantly makes racist comments, and always pushes channels like Hallmark here. This isn’t the right audience.

Apparently you are.

[quote]What about sexy Steve Bannon OP? Do you want his folds of pockmarked fat to suffocate you to orgasm?

Stop, I'm going to cum.

OP Here. R65 Fuck you. I think Steve Bannon is gross and I wouldn't fuck him.

R57 I call them "Ferris Buellers"