I love Jill Biden, but peagreen is NOT her color

Spandex is not her color either.

Oh hunny? What is this? Are you wearing your lunch? Or are we trying to seduce Mexican landscapers?🍸

Yeah, no.

I cannot think of a single blonde white woman who could pull off that color.

Oh, dear! Tacky color, ill fitting, unflattering. Who the hell is helping her dress?

[Quote] Who the hell is helping her dress?

Hunter probably.

The dress is unflattering to her figure. She looks short-waisted, flabby and hunched.

Oh dear.

She's clearly given up the jogging. She used to run five miles a day and had a great figure.

Her body is now like Dame Edna's, so sequins are particularly unflattering to her.

Peagreen? The sow is mine.

Such a difficult color, green.

Think pink!

I just have to be honest, she is a complete mess. That hair, why? She has the best stylist and colorist available to her and THIS is her choice? That dress should be burned . How unflattering. Did the Slovakian whore slip into the WH and sabotage her real dress choice?She looks 8 months pregnant. Is she ill? Seriously. Bloated stomach, cognitive issues? No one would choose that unflattering dress if they were aware of how it looks on them. Does she look a bit confused and timid in that photo to you?

Oh … well what you don’t know is that this dress isn’t just green, it’s chartreuse — not emerald, not pea, not kelly … chartreuse. I think we need a jacket. And a new offshore hideaway bunker for Hunter.

It’s DOCTOR!!!

[quote] How does she think she can pull off this color?

She should pull it off -- and put on something else. Anything else.

I just think it’s great she’s not a hooker and is probably wearing panties.

Regan’s pea soup.

For the love of fashion lose the fucking sparkles! Those earrings, I mean ... I feel almost traumatized

R15- Pull it off and burn it.

She looks a bit like Sigmund the Sea Monster.

R14-! We believe you should see a Doctor, dear. Please be sure you get your eyesight tested because your hideous choice of dress almost made my eyes bleed.

Difficult color, green!

She needs to have a CT scan after dinner. She's giving massive abdominal tumor here.

R20- Excellent eye and memory!

R12 Melania is Slovenian NOT Slovak.

R23- Yes, this. I know Joe loves her but if he really loved her he wouldn't allow her to wear that Salvation Army dress in public. Joe! We will help you! Ask us !

R25-! Hush you dried up old slag. Back to your fuck and suck street corner!

I honestly never pay attention to her outfits or style. I hesitate to ask because I dread the answer but dies she always dress this badly,?

Kellyanne is wearing a sleeveless green satin dress that highlights her inch of water low hanging tits.

She look real good.

Does ^

Maybe she's been in denial about needing foundation garments because she used to be fit.

This is as good an ad for Spanx as anything.

[quote] Did the Slovakian whore slip into the WH and sabotage her real dress choice?

No and neither did Lou Hoover or Mamie Eisenhower. The Bidens are in the WH now and the buck stops here.

I am suffering secondhand embarrassment for poor Joe. He can't find that outfit flattering on her. Surely. Right?

I love Jill, but this is an impeachable offense. Has a first lady ever been impeached?

Is this even the season for that shade of green (pea green)? Isn't that more of an autumn color? I may be a butch lesbian, but damn it, when I had my femme phase I knew how to color coordinate and accessorize.

I was like a goddamn Parisian fashion designer. I'm pretty sure this is not the season for that shade.

R32- I did notice that everything was kind of loose and hanging out. And hanging down... Nothing to contain it...

She looks nice in shades of blue.

It's difficult for her to run the country and pay attention to fashion too.

R36, I think I "know" you from your writing on other posts here on DL - I want to say I like your wit and intelligence.

Jill wears green in all different shades quite a lot, probably because of her husband's Hibernophilia. It is a hard color to brng off, and sometimes she looks good in it, but not often.

I like her in this lace green dress very much.

That dress looks like something a straight young boy would pick as " shiny and classy" if asked to pick out a dress for his Nanna. Does she always have such unflattering taste in clothes? I can't remember seeing her in anything this disastrous before? Sigh.My poor, nice President. I feel so bad for him.

The Washington Post has reported that Jill — unlike Michelle and Melania — does not utilize style consultants.

Perhaps she should.

Ugh! That damn hair style and color. I wish we could abduct her and give her a make over. If she darkened her hair color just a bit or maybe allowed some silver to show - I think silver /gray hair on older women can be very flattering. - and a cute pixie -like cut it would take years from her face m

R42 That's a weird analogy to come up with.

R45- Straight boys don't know or care about how clothes look on people, especially older women. That is why if asked to pick a dress or shirt for an older women they go for the brightest colors available to them. For many of them this continues into adulthood. Bright colors, sequins, buttons.

Jill. you in trouble, girl.

The Slovenian whore often dressed well, and Michelle O almost always looked terrific in off-the-rack as well as designer clothes.

Jill doesn't have those skills, though she does often look nice in a not-overwhelming way. I would like to see her use a sympathetic stylist who knows how to carry Jill's message: approachable and not fussy.

This coat is my spirit animal!

It looks like something Bess Truman left behind in 1953 and Jill found it.

I thought she looked great at the state dinner the other night.

I think the Farrah hair is good on her. At OP's photo, it's not the usual Farrah hair. It's longer and pulled back, making her look older. (Nothing wrong with looking older, but I'm sure that was not her goal.)

I like the color, actually, but she needed something more structured, less column-like, to give some definition to her waist.

r40 You may be mistaking me for someone else. I am objectively dumb and humorless.

She has a terrible figure. She's not an attractive woman either, that's the problem, not the color.

Something you'd pick out of your teeth a few hours after eating a spinach quiche, but make it disco.

I thought she was thin. Also, has she been drugged?

……..

OP, thanks for not calling her Doctor.

That lilac colored dress she wore to the state dinner is the most beautiful dress I've ever seen her wear.

She looks best in pastels. Does that make her a Spring or a Summer?

Depends on what color hair dye she uses, apparently.

It looks like the gem stone color peridot. NOT pea green, etc.

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Frumpiness +50%

She needs to stop sneaking into the WH kitchen in the middle of the night to snack.

She needs a stylist. She looks like a two pack a day Jersey shore mother of the bride who thinks sequins are 'classy' wedding wear. Her hair looks like it came out of a box. Her tan is too severe.

I get she wants to stand in her right, but eschewing a stylist is egotistical.

That hairstyle is probably too young for a 71 year old woman.

I like it on her. She has lovely coloring and I'm surprised yellow skin troll hasn't popped in. I guess she needs some spanx but I'd need to see a picture of her not about to sit down.

Oh god, that’s just awful.

She looks good in pastels , as someone up thread has said. What about her hair style? I believe she would look good if with a shorter cut. She has the kind of facial structure that looks good with shorter hair. When women get older longer hair ages the face.

She and Camilla will keep their hairdos until death. I called it a "Farrah," upthread, but it's more like a Krystle Carrington.

I propose a hundred-year moratorium on sequins, spangles, and beads.

She looks like Kermit

Was she wearing pea green?

First Lady Jill Biden attended King Charles' coronation on Saturday, May 6, but people couldn't help but chuckle at her seating placement, as she was put all the way in the back of Westminster Abbey.

Terrible color and clearly someone didn't wear proper support garments.

I looked like this when I did drag, but it was supposed to be intentionally terrible "skag drag." This is NOT a good look for the First Lady.