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What happens to aged twinks?

Hanging out with new friends tonight (all 40-60) and I made the comment, "What do you call someone who was once a twink?" No one really knew the answer. I figure that by posting this, I would get the usual snarkiness, but also a pearl of wisdom. SO have at it, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 21April 29, 2023 12:04 PM

Twunk...

by Anonymousreply 1April 29, 2023 5:28 AM

They start posting on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 2April 29, 2023 5:29 AM

INCELs

by Anonymousreply 3April 29, 2023 5:32 AM

Pickled Queens.

by Anonymousreply 4April 29, 2023 5:34 AM

R1 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 5April 29, 2023 5:37 AM

Over the hill twinkie land

by Anonymousreply 6April 29, 2023 5:37 AM

Some have quite a long fall.

by Anonymousreply 7April 29, 2023 5:38 AM

Your mom and dad take them to a beautiful farm where they can run around and be happy all day :)

by Anonymousreply 8April 29, 2023 5:41 AM

There is no such thing as a aged twink. They are former twinks once the blush of youth is gone.

by Anonymousreply 9April 29, 2023 5:46 AM

Twink Once Removed

by Anonymousreply 10April 29, 2023 5:50 AM

The No Longer Pretty Pretty Boys. I'm 66 and watching these shallow bitches grow old when when they only had looks and nothing else is DELICIOUS. Unfuckable and too bitter to believe, they deserve their fate.

by Anonymousreply 11April 29, 2023 6:34 AM

Bitchy Queens

by Anonymousreply 12April 29, 2023 7:24 AM

Welcome to Walmart can I help you find anything?

by Anonymousreply 13April 29, 2023 7:27 AM

Expired twinks.

by Anonymousreply 14April 29, 2023 7:32 AM

Logan’s Run

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 15April 29, 2023 7:37 AM

They work at hotels and use 15 year old photos.

by Anonymousreply 16April 29, 2023 7:49 AM

They marry the mayor of South Bend, and spend the next five years breastfeeding twins!

by Anonymousreply 17April 29, 2023 7:54 AM

That episode of Roseanne where Eddie and Patsy, when an androgynous Jackie Harris exclaimed, “Milk comes out of these!”

by Anonymousreply 18April 29, 2023 8:07 AM

With*

by Anonymousreply 19April 29, 2023 8:08 AM

[quote]They start posting on Datalounge.

No DL poster was ever a twink! We were all born fat and bitter.

by Anonymousreply 20April 29, 2023 12:03 PM

OP is Chalamet.

by Anonymousreply 21April 29, 2023 12:04 PM
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