The Datalounger Aesthetic

I always picture this to be Momma of Momma’s Mussy

One of our svelte members.

He looks like Chip Coffey

r2 I love how he still has the price tag on the chair.

This is how I picture one of our deranged anti-trans trolls.

This is one of the trans hate trolls. She's terrified of being raped and thinks every single trans person wants to rape her. It's all she thinks about...

The Yas Kweens of Datalounge

Bitch stole my glasses!

The "Jealous Bitches?" guy who assumes we go and bite our pillows every time she tell us about the orgasmic meal she just made or ate

OP I LOVE that you posted a picture of Mickey Boardman. I have no idea if he is a DataLounger because I lost touch with him a couple of years before DL existed, but I think he is just the bee’s knees. Mickey if you are reading this, I will always consider you the epitome of Fabu.

Janbot:

67, but look 35

This

Quentin Crisp

22&2hot2BBelieved:

Just like Christine

Momma's Mussy could NOT be better.

FRAU/KAREN/KLAN GRANNY

Your example of a Klan Granny is a mumsy scientist from Georgia, R19? How odd.

One of those 67 but look 35 gals (second from the left, toward the back)--is NOT a gal.

The "Every Cool, Interesting Story Shared On DL Is an EST" troll

The posters who think they are contributing snarky wit in replies to other posters, but are really just humor-deficient cunts

R20 I know. I should have stopped with Frau/Karen. I fucked it up.

Reaction to a Shawn Mendes thread. Especially, a shirtless Shawn Mendes thread.

In his youth, he reminded me of Chucky and it scared me

Add a plastic tiara for the royal faguettes.

r7, it's ironic because that's 'transman' Juliana "J" Aprileo

When you're Hollywood's newest hot property, you're gayer than a pink-flocked Christmas tree and your agent must find you a beard, your go-to site:

[quote] This is how I picture one of our deranged anti-trans trolls.

Dear R5, you should post a picture of one of our deranged pro-trans trolls.

The caftan, the earrings.

Haha

Dr. Zachary Smith.

The pittie lover/apologist/advocate:

OG Tasteful Friend

I mostly picture the anti-trans obsessives as this.

Meghan Markle sugars on the BRF threads

R29, I got hit up on Scruff by the most beautiful 26 year old Argentinian kid I've ever seen. And when I say beautiful, I don't mean handsome. I mean he looks like someone took all of Cara Delvigne's modeling pics and used an app to give her a beard.

R38 which fabulous drug was your Argentinian on?

Kala the dragon lady librarian from "The Golden Child" is definitely a Datalounger. She sits around all day in a basement, smoking from a cigarette holder, watching soap operas, dispensing ancient secrets and advice.

She's also over three hundred years old, but literally looks thirty-five.

The Paul Mescal Troll

R42 Wait, that IS Paul Mescal.

The Pencil-Dialing Days

The guy who makes the "Dollface" threads

The Datalounger Who Still Smokes and Decants His Benson & Hedges Ultra-Mild Menthol 100s Into Antique Teacups Scattered Around the Apartment So They're Always At Hand

Bud Cort

The Queen of Frauenstein

This eldergay is ... going away for a while.

Awww R50, yours got me in the feels

[quote][R7], it's ironic because that's 'transman' Juliana "J" Aprileo.

That’s amazing, rescue-chick. How did you I.D. that random person — are they even a public figure? Is “J” on one of those new “trans-registries” in the southern states?

Here's one

This is what some of the more pleasant and contented DLers look like.

The Shit Brickhouse troll and his tiny cocklet:

Jealous, bitches??

Steps

I'm quite generous in how I picture you all. I spend a lot of time here so I like to think I am in the company of attractive people.

I picture the under 50s looking like Luke Kirby from Mrs. Maisel. I picture the over 50s to look like Charles Shaughnessy and sounding like him too. Oh, and you are all wearing suits. I like a suit.

I picture all the nasty DLers to look like Paul Lynde regardless of age. Paul wasn't unattractive but by all accounts a mean drunk. So I picture the nasty DLers to be mean, sarcastic Paul Lynde drunks. They aren't wearing a suit, they are wearing groovy 1970s button down shirts with loud prints like Paul wore on Hollywood Squares.