Who is your imaginary husband? I have several but kevin bacon seems a lot of fun

Brad Pitt. I've been in love with him since 1991.

Bill Pullman.

Clooney

Matt Damon, circa 1999. I saw that film six times in the theater.

In my younger years, there were many, but I kid you not (using my sign-on name) ....

Pete Buttigieg

Sane but cute.

Billy Campbell

Ian Joseph Somerhalder,

Cameron Mathison.

When I was younger, I went for all the dad types and I suppose I was looking for a dad not an imaginary husband.

Guy Williams and Chuck Connors were the ideals.

Antonio Bandares

I am Imaginary Mrs. Paul Rudd.

Dead husband: Gregory Peck

Living husband: John Taylor

Clark Kent turning into Superman.

Paul Rudd. (And we're both Jewish, so that's a plus!)

Right now it’s this sexy zaddy.

Dead: Robert Mitchum

Alive: Keanu Reeves

Naughty and Nice

Ben Alcoholic Affleck.

R16, are you the Baffleck troll?

Andrew Garfield

A young Albert Brooks.

Shaun Hampson from Survivor Australia.

Charlie “Should Have Been Aquaman” Hunnam.

Kyle Chandler

Always thought that Kevin Bacon was somewhat skeevy. Perfectly matched with his frau actress wife.

We were all young, but not all this un-self-aware.

I'd say Pedro Pascal but my Peruvian husband looks like him so my second choice would be Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Clooney is my hall pass,

A third for Pedro Pascal. Except mine isn't imaginary. I'm actively manifesting it.

I'm using the Secret.

Bruce Campbell (Burn Notice era) is my faux husband.

Bruce Campbell (As vs Evil Dead era) is my smoking hot bit on the side.

Simon Baker. Living in Australia, surfing in the morning and making love in the afternoon.

James Marsden, especially when wearing the cowboy outfit from Westworld

Paul Rudd for sure. He’s a looker and I like his sense of humor. Despite all the fame, he seems to keep has feet on the ground.

Matt Bomer - handsome, sweet, committed

I would love to be married to Liam Hemsworth.

Abe Vigoda.

Dead - Sterling Hayden

Alive - Admiral William McRaven

Let's just say that he is currently incarcerated.

Ari Melber

Eric Swalwell, whom I sometimes cheat on with Adam Kinzinger.

Pentagon Spokesman John Kirby, former Admiral. Gorgeous!

RDJ

R38 No idea who that is

Mark Ruffalo

[quote]Let's just say that he is currently incarcerated.

Josh Duggar?

Joe Exotic?

Jared the Subway guy?

Bill Cosby?

Who is it?? This is anonymous. Tell us!!

Man. 42 responses and I can't BELIEVE there aren't 41 Pedro Pascals chosen.

I guess this place really is full of Russian trolls.

R42 My goodness, that Pascal guy has really left a lot of people with severe issues. Is he the Messiah or something?

Senator Chris Murphy!

Young Patrick Stewart.

Chris Evans

Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Specifically, when he starred in "Bend It Like Beckham". I was so in love with him in that film.

[quote][R42] My goodness, that Pascal guy has really left a lot of people with severe issues. Is he the Messiah or something?

Possibly!

His sexuality is vague, he's ruggedly handsome but not so handsome that he's intimidating, he's a great actor, he's an LQBTQ+ ally (at a minimum), he's fun to watch in interviews and he's funny, so straight women and gay men all want to marry him. And I think a lot of straight guys are probably questioning their own sexuality after seeing him. I guess the lesbians don't care.

But I'll tell you what. Whoever is finally revealed to be his girlfriend or boyfriend, there are going to be about 5 billion incredibly pissed off, seething, jealous people hoping that girl or guy dies in a fiery auto crash. Standing at the ready to console him.

Father Casey. Hot, smart, and holy.

My top husband: Mark Wahlberg.

My bottom husband: Mario Lopez.

Those nominations were submitted decades ago. More recently: Gael Garcia Bernal. And yes I know he is something like 5'2" and that is part of why.

Chris Meloni of course.

So many choices, it’s dizzying!

[quote] Eric Swalwell, whom I sometimes cheat on with Adam Kinzinger

Eric fucking me, his low-hangers slapping my inner thigh, while I munch on Adam's furry hole.

I always found it funny that a Jew (Kyra Sedgwick) married someone with a surname like BACON! I'm not surprised she never took his last name.

Bipartisanship is alive at r53!

Escape to the Country presenter Alistair Appleton always has seemed like good husband material to me. He’s cute and seems to have a pleasant agreeable personality. He’s older now and spoken for.

Addison DeWitt, and our imaginary daughter via surrogate is Joyce DeWitt.

Imaginary husband? I was originally going to say Jon Hamm, but he's more the dirty but hot/hung mess I want to fuck around with at a conference for a few days.

I'll take Mike Holmes. Easygoing, probably fun in bed.

Or his son - Mike Jr. is hot too.

I want a throuple with Russell Tovey and Keaton Savage

I want a boy toy. I'm too old for a husband.

Bill Weir of CNN gives me husband vibes.

No question. Travis Kelce.

I would be his forever slave.

R62 I had heavy crush on Bill Weir until I heard he has a girlfriend and they had a baby last year. That was the end of my fantasy affair.

Clark Gregg, please.

Robbie Portales, the total package.

If we're going with Instahos, Max Emerson is my choice. Of course, he's already partnered, if not married. (Hi, Andres.)

Dave Annable

Who names a dead guy as a love interest? That’s just nasty.

[quote] Eric fucking me, his low-hangers slapping my inner thigh, while I munch on Adam's furry hole.

I just came

Patrick Dempsey, Dermot Mulroney and Bobby Campo. I can't decide which.

Aldous Bertram, artist, designer, man-about-town, minor aristocrat, and absolutely gorgeous. Plus, I’d just like saying, “this is my husband Aldous”

Pedro Pascal

David Spade.

He’s funny, sweet in his own way, successful… but still just skeevy enough to be interesting.

Richard Meade, Ruben Blades or Jeremy Irons. I’m flexible

Aldous Bertram is adorable, r72. Thank you for sharing him with us.

Op

Do you have an imaginary pussy?

Johnny Rapid

Regarding sport stars/pro athletes, the only one I could imagine as good, caring, homely, down to earth husband is tennis player Juan Martin del Potro.

He doesn't seem to act like the typical overpaid pro athlete who keeps doing reckless shit like cheating, drunk driving, drugs, you name it.

Astronaut Mike Dexter

Jeffrey Wright

[quote] Bill Weir of CNN gives me husband vibes

Something about the shape of Bill Weir's head and face, evoke for me a beautifully proportioned penis.

Almost perfect.

He's very wealthy .... 99 .... and ill.

La Belle Gyllenhaal ❤️

[quote]La Belle Gyllenhaal ❤️

I used to be a Gyllenhaaliac, until Pedro Pascal came along, and then I was "Jake WHO?"

Bill Paxton. My imaginary and quite dead husband.

David Duchovny

I’m surprised some of you aren’t posting wedding photos.

Luke Kirby

Sending my imaginary husband some very real "Happy Birthday" wishes.

Idris.

I wouldn't let him leave our marriage bed without sucking him off. Or him fucking me.

Whatever he was in the mood for.

R91 Gurl, you won't be able to walk for a week.

Big Jay

[quote]Plus, I’d just like saying, “this is my husband Aldous”

I dated a guy who told me his name, but he didn't tell me that it was his last name. For like the first three weeks, I thought that his first name really was what was actually his last name. It wasn't until we started following one another on Instagram that I found out his first name was Chris!!

All of the posts from his friends called him Chris. I asked him "who calls you Chris?" and he said "oh, just my friends and my family. And my coworkers". And I asked him who called him by his last name and he paused and said "Just you".

If we got married, I'd have been standing at the altar and when asked "Do you take Chris to be your lawfully wedded husband, I'd have said "Chris? Who the fuck is Chris?"

I had introduced him to my friends by his last name before I found out his real first name! (And I can't fathom how I dated a guy for three weeks and never even asked him what his last name was.)

We're not dating any more, but I still call him by his last name when we talk (things ended on a good note and we're still friends).

I'd probably have liked walking around saying "This is my husband Smith".

I used to like Kevin Bacon, but he and his wife made me just about throw up this week.

I keep Chris Hemsworth chained up in my sex dungeon.

ABC News Correspondent Trevor Ault. However, there would be some tension in the marriage because he is always out of town on assignment. But we make up for it when he gets back home.

This week it's Boris Sanchez. He looks like he is packing.

Vincent Cassel - knows everyone and probably still up for anything.

6'6" blond linebacker Chad Hennings. Even at 57, he's still gorgeous.

[quoted] This week it's Boris Sanchez. He looks like he is packing.

As the seated-behind-a-desk-talking-head, I always pictured him to be a big beefy guy.

With the new line-ups at CNN, no more desks, we see his full form. He's certainly fit, but not the imposing figure I imagined.

Only Dan Abrams

R100, I don't care for men whose neck and face are aligned like that. His neck is too thick.

Husband: James Norton

Sidepiece: Harris Dickinson

Paul DeJong - DeDong!

Luke Kirby

Grrrrl, watch out! Kyra will cut a bitch!

If we're basing this on sex appeal alone, I'd go with Tom Hardy. But the reality is that most famous actors are WAY more trouble than they're worth in bed.

These days it's Ben Collins (NBC). Smart, funny, caring, sincere, well respected, and one of my types.

Steve Kornacki

David Harbour

Charlie Cox. I have a THING for Charlie Cox.

[quote]Who is your imaginary husband?

Silly, Mine are much too young to be married.

Brad Pitt when I was younger and Brad Pitt now…..no one ages as well as him!

Luke MacFarlane. I like nice sweet guys who enjoy things like hiking and hockey. A guy who gives back to the community. It doesn’t hurt that he’s easy on the eyes.

My favorite imaginary dead husband is 1960s James Garner.

Willie Aames, c. 1979

Inger Stevens

Inger was a man, R118?

Ari Melber and Josh Groban. Throuple.

I saw Duran Duran last week and there is something extremely sexy about John Taylor (even in his 60's).

James May of "Top Gear" and "The Grand Tour", because I like an overeducated Brit with a great sense of humor and a line in witty repartee!

And if I can't have him, I'll settle for Brian May the overeducated Brit guitar player. Because I have a type.

Chris Young- country Singer

I was going to pick Paul Rudd, but I don't feel like fighting all the others on here who chose him, so I'm going with James Wolk instead.

George O'Brien

Billy Gilman

Matt Wright from Naked and Afraid. Hot daddy type with a great ass and amazing survival skills. He'd keep me safe, and he'd be a great warm body to cuddle up to on cold nights.

Enrique Iglesias

Today, my imaginary husband is Matthew Barney (my choice usually changes every 36 to 48 hours, so...). He's top-of-mind as his new gallery installation just opened and The Cremaster Cycle begins screening in New York next week. He's noticeably aged, but so have we all. I plan to divorce him after about 2.5 years, which I suppose is long enough for him to become forever infatuated with me and to consider me a character in a future project. I imagine the sex to be lackluster, but it's not too much of a consideration seeing how he has so many artbro hangers-on who would fuck me just for my tangential aura.

Edward Norton. Good actor, kind of full of himself and smart. Looked good in Glass Onion.

Brit footballer Jordan Henderson.

Surprising to me and everyone who knows me that I'm crushing so hard and so strong, because I (F) don't date men and rarely lust or fuck them either (they're just annoying and a bit gross, aren't they). So he's my big comphet exception, I guess.

He has that heady combination of being a totally respectable and thoroughly decent man while at the same time having a natural clear strength and passion and dominant streak. He's fit (a pro sportsman, of course he is) and muscular and nice-looking with a pretty face, as well as clean and well-groomed, but he's self-deprecating and not overly conscious of it either. He's confident and ambitious without being arrogant or venal in the least. Very, very sexy guy without trying that hard to be.

Full disclosure on anon, I'd even overlook a few personal ethics and standards to get him inside me (or me inside him, if he's up for it). I.e. he's happily married to a lovely woman and a father to kids and a Christian (I'm a Pagan, the Abrahamics genocided us), yet still if the opportunity came up I'd go full hypocrite to wreck his home and then some. I'd also let him do a few degrading or sticky or BDSMy things to me in the bedroom if he wanted, whereas I'd mace 99% of men for even suggesting the same (a lot of men get it wrong, have poor hygiene or lose control, and generally I prefer kink exploration alone anyway). Sorry to feminism, but one day I need this man to meet with my cervix.

Charles Shaughnessy. 90s Mr. Sheffield or 2023 Victor Cassadine, I'll take either version.

Sean Astin

A coworker...sigh

Doug Savant.

Marilyn vos Savant

Jordan Henderson has gotten sexier with age.

Bobby Berk. These Verizon commercials are getting to me.

Josh Hutcherson

Depending on my mood:

Jean Dujardin

Pedro Pascal

Idris Elba

Really, I'd be more than happy with just one of them.

R137 fucking right.

Respect to his wife but I have to have a turn with Hendo for my mental health.

Admiral John Kirby - now the spokesman for the Pentagon. He was President Biden's spokesman but was replaced by Karine Jean-Pierre. He is so hot; BDE.

[133]...I agree completely. He floods Mama's basement. Skyler Astin does the same.

Dave Salmoni, but I’d always be scared he’d be killed by one of those wild animals he’s always around.

I wouldn’t mind it being Jimmy Garoppolo. I mean, at least while he’s still young and good looking and has money.

Michael Phelps.

(I know .. I know)

Benjamin Walker

For R35 : keep your hands off my husband! He’s in love with me! I don’t care about the restraining order!

I had been happily married to Johnny Depp for years and then Amber showed up and ruined everything. But, in fairness, I had spent all that time trying to get him to wash his hair and take off seven or eight of the scarves and amulets before going out in public and I had made no headway, so maybe it’s for the best that he and I have separated. It allows Chris Pine and I to devote ourselves to roping Benedict Cumberbatch into the nice cozy throuple that I’m just certain is our destiny.

Julian Ovenden

Wentworth Miller

Dan Abrams!!

R152

Seen Dan Abrams in Flatiron in NYC.

Unfortunately he looks better on TV than real life.

Russell Crowe and I have been thing since 1997, and I still love him now, even old and fat!

R153 why be negative about it?

Anderson

I have my face in my hubby Ken Wahl's giant ass as we speak.

Patrick Warburton or Jeff Bridges.

Ricky Whittle

Legal eagle Glenn Kirschner. Hot daddy.

__________

John Kirby -- I imagine he has a hairy chest and a sweet treasure trail.

R162 He's so loveable, he runs the risk of not being taken seriously.

I saw an instance of this on Morning Joe, he was almost ridiculed. It was unkind.

Every 78 year old fat, bald, sad queen has a husband or two on here. LOL. Watching endless epis of the Golden Girls has rotted their brains.

Eat my cunt.

Eat a dried out, wasted, shriveled up cunt from a hundred years ago? Shirley you jest.

Oh! Thought of another one! Cutie Chris Messina. Shares a hot kiss with Tom Bateman on the new Peacock series, Based On a True Story.

[quote]Chris Messina shares a hot kiss with Tom Bateman

Which episode, r167?

My latest one: A 60-ish gentleman I saw coming out of a restaurant tonight, with two younger people( son and DIL or the reverse, I'm presuming) Tall, medium build, nice head of short, wavy silver hair, pencil mustache to match, craggy good looks, beginnings of a tan. If he had been wearing a tweed sport coat with leather elbow patches and Frye™ boots, I don't believe I would've been able to control myself.

Celebrity? Easy. Ed Asner.

I don't marry people that young.

Just for tonight, I want Drake, whom we met in the "Don't you love it when" thread.

R169, handsome straight guys in their 50s and 60s ate the hottest.

My French husband is Antoine. He's a nurse at a hospital in Paris, but he does some modeling now and again as well. Some video from a shoot this week.

Based on what I see, Kevin Bacon is in the hauling business. Because he's hauling some serious meat. That looks like a full English breakfast right there. Blood sausage and all.

Barry Sloane. He’s probably best known for playing Aiden Mathis on Revenge, but he’s done a lot of things since then. He’s handsome, serious and very masculine – the trifecta for me.

Bacon looks like beef jerky and I remember reading he was an ass to somebody on set

Jason Bateman

Scott McGillirvray - - I am a pushover for cute guys who can fix stuff.

Ben Whishaw. Love that British pale sensitive type.

Jon Bon Jovi but he needs to get rid of the horse face wife and the gray hair

Opera tenor Piotr Beczala. I think it’s his voice that started my celeb boyfriend crush. Very different for me - it’s usually Ken doll types.

Michael Phelps

Sam Fricker

Benjamin Proud

(I have a type)

Paul Gross from "Due South". Since the 1990s.

Also, Jim Bridenstine, former NASA Administrator

Edgar Ramirez. Pedro Pascal. Benecio Del Toro. Jim Acosta. Boris Sanchez. I have a type.

Jimmy Smits circa 1991 (in the film Switch)

Andrew McCabe of FBI fame (swoons)

Chad Hennings stats say 6'6 and 291 lbs

DADDY!!

Chris Mazdzer.

Sebastian La Cause

Chris Meloni

Richard Burgi