Prince Louis is Five today

It's possible that a diet of Coffee, Cigarettes and an eating disorder didn't help.

There are plenty of rooms to lock him up in.

He has a look of Prince Andrew about him. Another retrobate.

He looks like a firecracker! Good to see he has a big personality. So what if he's naughty, he's a kid.

You’re quite obsessed aren’t you, Klan Grannie Troll?

With a five year old boy - why is that?

'Big personality' = learning difficulty.

When are they sending Giant George to Eton?

Looks like the straight version of Prince Georgie.

What is it about this five year old boy that you find so interesting, KGT? Seems a little unhealthy, to be honest.

And why do you want to know if/when George is going to Eton? Are you planning on visiting him there? It’s odd, KGT.

Are you a groomer, KGT? Are you all alone, KGT? Are you alone right now, KGT? Can I come over and suck your cock, KGT? I can't stop thinking about you, KGT. I think we're destined for each other, KGT. Are you even listening to me, KGT?!

cute kid

Royalists are such fascists with their ableism. "Undiagnosed ADHD" rendered breathlessly, like he's some wild child who should be institutionalized, away from polite society. Meanwhile ADHD is very manageable and many high functioning adults continue to thrive while living with it.

Also, why is it "undiagnosed?" This isn't some poor family living in the hinterlands without access to medicine or book learning.

The trolls here really are something else. It would be fascinating if they all weren't so BASIC.

It’s nice to see a photograph of a child who is real prince like Louis or George instead of one who is just allowed to use the title.

By the time Louis is 50, he will be ready to be in the next revival of " Follies."

Has there ever been a more played-out saying here than KG? It wasn’t even funny the first time. It’s hilarious the way it’s delivered with a “Gotcha!” take, so annoying.

He's got really strong Middleton genes. He looks the most like Kate of all of them.

[QUOTE] Royalists are such fascists with their ableism.

Bitch, I'm the polar opposite of a royalist. I hate those ingrates and their Klan Granny following.

Takes after You-know-who...

" Another retrobate. "

A funny one! Too bad it is not a word.

He looks demented. But even unabashed hell raisers deserve the happiest of birthdays! Happy Birthday, Louis, Prince of Darkness!

He’s a cute little guy.

This time I didn’t play the Meghan game. When I see a brf thread I usually guess how many posts in before some deranged Brit mentions her, but I think in this thread that would have depressed me too much.

His parents need to get a Flyback Paddle apply as needed:

He doesn't make eye contact with the camera so you've decided he has ADHD, OP? And do you think he should be on medication, too?

I'd have said he's acting like a normal (if slightly underdisciplined) 5 year old kid.

At least Kate had the good sense to stand at a safe distance while snapping those photos. A few feet closer and she would’ve been reduced to the fetal position while a 5-year-old kicked the shit out of her.

Has he come out of the closet yet?

Fun fact: William was also an aggressive child, and was referred to as "Billy the Basher" when he was that age by his kindergarten teachers and their aides.

Awww, that’s adorable…he’s inherited his fathers unbridled childhood rage. I’d love to see the photos of William physically attacking and humiliating his mother.

Perhaps what Billy the Basher really wanted to bash was his little brother.

Now, he's accomplished that long desired goal.

I remember seeing clip of Diana's boys both sitting on the piano bench. Apparently, the younger one was misbehaving because you can hear the older one yelling, "....HARRRRYYY!!!"

Louis is an adorable kid. Much cuter than his cockeyed ginger cousin.

Louis is going to be the Harry of that family and he is also the Spare.

So what, R29?

r30 I'm sorry did I offend you with my post?

Offended R31? Far from it.

He’s the third born. What point are you trying to make by calling out the obvious?

Did we ever find out what is wrong with Archie?

Not yet R33 but I think being forced to stare at a picture of his dead grandma may be a factor.

He is a bit Rain Man

Louis is NOT the spare. He’s extra.

I hope kate doesn't lock Louis away in an asylum due to his autism

R37 speaks from experience.

[quote] Louis is going to be the Harry of that family and he is also the Spare.

There's no longer male primogeniture. Charlotte is the actual true Spare--she inherits the throne before Louis if George dies before William.

I also inherit the throne if George dies childless after William. Trust.

R34 Does it seem odd to anyone else that they would frame a photo of Diana used in magazines? Why not a photo taken by family, when she was at her most "real"?

R39 , something tells me Louis' developemntal issues is the reason that significant change was enacted

[quote]Louis is going to be the Harry of that family and he is also the Spare.

I think Harry was treated the way he was because the family instinctively regarded him as a changeling, someone who didn't belong in the family. In a family lineup, he still seems like the answer to the question, which one is not like the others. Louis no matter what he does will always be warmly embraced and accepted as part of the family, since he's clearly royal in his being.

I thought his behaviour at the Jubilee was pretty normal for a kid that age.

That would be odd since the change was made in 2013.

R42, are you serious? It was enacted like 70 years ago.

What’s up with the really odd trolls today?

I had never seen the jubilee antics of little Louis. I just watched it on YouTube. Okay this kid belongs in a cage.

Come on fellas, lol. How is this normal???? Lol

R46, this was changed recently about 5 years ago. Do your research before spewing bile

I srsly believe after the Royal family discovered louis' issues they made that change

R45 meet R46

The Succession to the Crown Act 2013

Succession to the Crown not to depend on gender

In determining the succession to the Crown, the gender of a person born after 28 October 2011 does not give that person, or that person's descendants, precedence over any other person (whenever born).

Did Kate aim for her kids to have same bday as queen, Diana and William. They all have bdays in April May and June

Thanks, r51, for some reason i thought it was done awhile ago.

Enacted 2013

Retroactive to 2011

Effective 2015

Charlotte's name is Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

Lililibet's name is Lilibet, Diana

How silly

My favourite statute.

[quote] He has a look of Prince Andrew about him. Another retrobate.

Reprobate?

It's the Nanny who's crazy. And why does she keep calling him 'Damian'?

If you could read you would know that Kate didn’t take the pictures, you idiot R23. She’s in one of them, both hands visible, before you try and say that it’s a self.

Fucking hell you Sussex Stans are dumb trash. No wonder you support Megz - it’s a perfect fit.

It's never a good idea for the parents of a future monarch just to have the two children--it makes the spare feel completely unnecessary. We saw this with both Margaret and Harry.

iIt makes much more sense for the parents of a future monarch to have at least three children, so the second child has someone to have the same kind of destiny.

Maybe Charles and Diana might have had a 3rd child if the marriage had been going better. After popping out Harry (a second male child), Diana probably felt like her job was done.

Had Camilla not interfereed I'm sure Harry and William would have had a baby sister

He was four-years-old R47. Explain exactly how his behavior differed from other four-year-olds.

R63, at 5, 4, 4, 2 ,1, had I punched my mom in the mouth or slap her face off, I would have grown up hand- less

Again, but in English this time please, R64.

Why did Kate lie about making Meghan cry? This woman said Meghan made her cry when it was she who made Meghan cry

R65, ESL?

What kind d of threats did Kate and William make to that poor nurse who hang herself when she unknowingly gave details of Kate's birth to a radio DJ?

I can imagine William went into a fit of rage, blaming her for incompetence causing the nurse to feel low as dirt and commit suicide ...allegedly

After hearing Harry describe William's violent rage fits, I would put it pass him

Wouldn't *^^

They seem to have a knack for driving people to suicide

Photo at r71 Kate's face look like she's exhausted from walking on what probably feels like eggshells around the violent ( as Harry said) William

You people are really clutching at straws aren’t you, Squaddies?

I’m looking forward to the crescendo of helpless rage on Coronation day!

Check out post 282 on this thread, r73.

Check out post R283 on the same thread, R74.

Has the family of the nurse who was in charge of future king George's birth and was driven to commit suicide , ever commented?

Did they go into hiding?

The Royal family sure brushed that story under the carpet

I want to know where the kid learned those gestures and reactions.

Overwhelmed with guilt and shame, the 46-year old nurse hanged herself three days later, on Dec. 7, 2012. --- from People Magazone online article

What was said to make her feel this way?

Something tells me William's rage may contributed to it...

Are you referring to the nurse that fell for the call from the radio station R76? How exactly was the Royal family responsible for that hoax?

R80 I never said they were.

I am inquiring as to who said what to this poor nurse after she revealed details of kates severe morning illness, to have caused her to hang herself.

Kate is definitely a victim of domestic abuse and so was that poor nanny. William is a monster and will make a terrible king.

[quote]Something tells me William’s rage may contributed to it…

Are the voices in your head telling you this R79? Perhaps you had a visitation from dead Diana that leads you to this speculation.

Do tell.

R84 thinks Meghan andnHarry fans are the ones posting anti William and Kate rants, lol

Nah R85. I have some time to kill right now so I post to trigger idiots like you.

Nice try R84 / R86 your post labeling Markle a cunt shows you're the one triggered .

You’re one banana short of a bunch R87, but you go girl!

Klan Grannies have invaded the thread.

[QUOTE] At least Kate had the good sense to stand at a safe distance while snapping those photos.

Kate didn't take the photos, they're credited to Milly Pilkington or similar if you look at the OP. Kate has to corral the demon in a wheelbarrow.

Kate always takes her kids' official photos but I guess Louis is just too wild and she needs to be next to him or he kicks off.

Loony Louis' raging adhd meant he had to be removed half way through the coronation. By that point he was already gurning and being rude to Kate and Charlotte. He was consequently banned from the concert the next day.

Why do you hate this child so much, R92? You’re rather obsessed.

This brat needs a good ass whoopin. That'll make him fly right. Pain is a great motivator.