Dick Van Dyke Books Guest Star Gig on “Days of Our Lives”

Whoever did his make-up in OP needs to be arrested.

Nothing too steamy, I hope.

Nothing is “hot” at 97 yrs old. My god this place sucks more and more by the minute.

He was hot when young I agree.

r3 = snowflake

Maggie’s new beau.

Too many gays. We need some Dykes on this show. And DeeDee Hall doesn’t count.

I hope he doesn't drive himself to the studio.

He's older than the dead Queen. Skeletor lives!!

Somebody needs to trim that beard for him.

I forgot to add: he looks like Snowmiser.

Dionne Warwick ain’t the only CORPSE

Didn't he have a problem with alcoholism at one point? It's amazing he's doing so well at 97.

[quote] Didn't he have a problem with alcoholism at one point? It's amazing he's doing so well at 97.

Stick to rubbing alcohol, never mix never worry.

This man is awesome.

Sad Last Days of Our Lives

I just hope somebody tells him.

La Dunaway turned down a role on The Guiding Light right after college, when she was doing her first Broadway show.

I wonder if she’ll be the next to go crawling back to soaps, beggar bowl in hand.

Meanwhile Derek Hough attempts to do the " Step in Time " number, only to be upstaged.

She can always go back to commercials, r18.

"God is in ... His holy tem ... pull ..."

[quote]r20 She can always go back to commercials

I think she tried that already : ( She was mocked mercilessly!

Incidentally, the music in this (as I’m sure all good DLers recognize) is from Brian De Palma’s BODY DOUBLE. It’s used in the scene where Melanie Griffith’s undressing for a telescope.

This recut has the music in it - it made me laugh

What do you think a man who is 97 supposed to look like

I hope he comes to Salem with Marla Gibbs and is identified as Paulina's birth father.

In OPs pic Van Dyke looks like he’s ready to go sign the peace treaty at the Appomattox courthouse.

I thought is was HAWT when younger. My type!

Man. 97. And he still can't retire. It's a shame how little seniors have to live on from Social Security and their measly 401(k)s that they have to take jobs as Walmart greeters and soap opera actors. ☹️

^ he was

Why does he have wrap-around hair? Isn't he a right-wing nutjob? His son certainly is.

DVD was hated by the cast and crew during his one season run on Carol Burnett. He was not asked back.

DVD was awful in his one time guest spot on the Golden Girls. He was not asked back.

Let's see what happens this time.

They should make his character have a Cockney accent.

Has Truly Scrumptious commented?

Dick Van Dyke is a Datalounger. He has asbestos eyeballs.

Give me Mommie Dearest vibes.

Is he replacing Bill Hayes as Doug?