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Houston Swamp Creature Tries To Buy 2 Maseratis With Fake Documents...

...at the same dealership. Wonder what tipped the dealership off first. The flawless coiffure? The luscious lashes? 😘

Lawd chile, it ain't safe in a house full of mens.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2023 1:12 PM

This is a pointless, unimportant crime, but OP and his good friends at Fox News -- a local affiliate, naturally -- have to make sure everyone in the world see this article because it's a black guy dressed as a woman. It's a twofer for the rightwingers.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2023 12:03 PM

"black guy dressed as a woman" is actual violence.

This proud transwomyn deserves respect for her brave choices.

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2023 12:10 PM

The people that took that picture were just jealous of that Bob haircut…free Bobby!

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2023 12:22 PM

Impressive chutzpah! Maybe fruitless, but you miss out on 100% of the maseratis you don't try to buy with a fake.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2023 12:27 PM

the fox news should know how to lie, lying is their bread n butter

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by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2023 12:36 PM

R1 Do you really believe stealing cars is an unimportant crime?

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2023 12:37 PM

[quote]This proud transwomyn

Eh. It's a guy who got his hands on some woman's paperwork for a Maserati, then thought he could pass himself off as a trans woman. It's the equivalent to old-timey crimes where someone would put on a fake mustache and try to pass themselves off as the mayor.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2023 12:40 PM

Beyonce could play shim in the Lifetime movie.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2023 12:42 PM

R5 shoots the messenger while ignoring the crime.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2023 12:51 PM

Transwomen are women until they get busted committing a crime. 🙄

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2023 1:12 PM
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