Bison 2023: To Gore or Not to Gore

Yay!!

Team Bison!!!

But I wanna get a selfie!

And I wanna get a shot of you being gored, R2!

Dollface thread.

Bison team.

And they're off!

It’s really cool watching them charge at these tourist, but I hate to see these animals stressed out.

Gore, bison, gore. Gore, bison, gore. Gore, gore, gore. Gore, gore, gore.

My mind was playing tricks, and at first I thought this was Biden 2023: Al Gore or not to Al Gore.

Last season, the first documented contact between a bison and tourist was May 30, when a 25-year-old woman approached a bison near Old Faithful. She was subsequently gored and “tossed 10 feet into the air,” according to the park.

To Gore or not to Gore. Sounds similar to the 2000 presidential election case in Florida ala Bush v Gore.

They're warming up...

Yea R11 - I need new glasses I thought the thread title was about Joe Biden and Al Gore.

The excitement is building...

Not Jellystone, no vids. :(

Muriel! There's a glitch in the Datalounge!

When I try to play the OP's video, I get the last imbedded video I watched instead - Abba's "Pretty Ballerina".

The last time I went to Yellowstone, I was walking around one the geyser basins on the boardwalks with the other tourists. There was a small herd of bison in the basin, and in one place they were about ten feet from one of the intersecting boardwalks. My friends and I sensibly took an alternate route and gave the bison a wide berth, but plenty of morons walked right past those foul-tempered bastards. In fact, one party of fraus had a small child, maybe three years old, who refused to get that close to those huge horned beasts, and the mother was standing right next to the bison and SCREAMING at the child to come here goddamit!

If the beasts have had enough, that' why.

They give good bonuses though.

LOL This one is good.

Goodbye dollface. The bison are getting pissed.

Those humans all deserve to be gored.

🎵It's the most wonderful time of the year.🎵

I have never been more disappointed in a video than I was at r22 ^^

That dumb bitch deserved to have her asscheeks gored or a chomp taken out of her bare legs. What a stupid ass cunt.

If aliens are actually visiting us, they're doing it to watch the never-ending display of stupid human tricks and the inevitable implosion of the human race. Alien visitation is probably on par with a few hours of us watching the Anna Nicole show...it's so terrible yet funny that you can't look away.

This is a good one and the bison got to keep the pants!!

play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes

The first goring seems late this season.

I live near a National Park with a siizesbke black bear population. Stupid, entitled people are forever trying to pet and take selfies with them

One woman asked me if bears could hurt people.

Too many stupid movies in which animals are depicted like they are pets and wayyy too many stupid people.

“I reached out to pet his fur, which was probably my mistake”

And the season has begun!!!

Love conquers all.

He was planning to propose when she met the big fluffy cow.

"He struck her head-on and she was airborne. I think she did one or two backflips in the air."