Heartbreaking: Chris Evans begins to fuck with face

I'm going to withhold judgement until we see him in some pap shots or something that don't use those ridiculous filters that TV shows have these days.

Those eyebrows, however, are tragic.

begins?

First the hair, now the face. Oh, the humanity.

*muffled sobs into coffee cup*

I'll always remember him like this:

I think he looks adorable and I was glad when I heard he was trying become healthy by eating kale salads(anthony mackie made fun of him about that. RUDE). Unfortunately, there were rumors that anthony convinced him to go to a las vegas party allegedly held by usher. Not good because that doesn't sound like a healthy lifestyle.

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Where the fuq are his eyes? Dude has squintier eyes than most chinese now. Yuq.

Next year

Yeah, he looks good but something is off. To me the obvious dye job is the worse offense so far.

Two years

R9 it can’t be a dye job if it’s not really his hair

That is why actors and actresses usually have an entourage featuring a personal stylist and a make-up artist. To give actor or actress a consistent look. A stranger or a new make-up artist (without getting trained by the previous one) will give the client a slightly new look that will make critics go "oh, he had work done, he's looking so different now!".

Bitch I didn’t inject no fillers!

Y'all just have to accept that is the 2020s fashion. Everyone will look like this by next year. He is a trendsetter.

R9. Yeah, something does look off.

It's his age showing, especially in his cheekbones which are becoming sharper and more protrudent.

He should find himself a nice boyfriend and get that out of the way before he's too old.

Look at older guys like Richard Armitage. He's in his 50s and people still jerk off to whenever he shows some naked flesh.

Embrace getting older and make it sexy. There's a demand for hot, Hot, HOT daddies.

It’s one thing to get a rug because you are replacing something you had and lost but I don’t understand how someone who never had chipmunk cheeks decides at 40 that he needs them.

Chris in 30 years:

The AI portraits really do look like the next step in his pre-funerary preservation.

I saw a trailer for a new movie of his and his face caught my eye immediately because of the 'uncanny' effect. It was not a positive reaction. I was kind of stunned for a moment and then thought, who is that, do I know who that is, is that Chris Evans, oh, right, I guess that's Chris Evans, how weird, and then I moved on and didn't think about him again until now. But it certainly was not a positive attraction.

That said, we have seen plenty of examples in more recent years of people having surgery that makes them look freaky, and then within a year or two, people are back to celebrating them for being 'ageless.' Among those who come to mind first are Ryan Philippe, Renée Zellweger and Tori Amos, all of whom looked very strange and then after it settled now all look pretty normal and arguably younger than they would have without surgical interventions.

I suspect Evans had eyelid surgery because that's the one that gives people the bizarre kewpie pie Wayne Newton look, along with facial fillers and Botox with makeup layered on top.

R19. Which movie was that?

Presumably Ghosted which comes out soon

It’s crazy how there was a PR push he was in a new relationship (the day before the woman’s Netflix Tv show premiered) and he poof - he vanished and hasn’t been heard from since.

Chris in 40 years.