Why do straight guys flick their dicks?

Gay or straight...everyone needs to adjust now and then. Or to at least check to make sure it's all still there.

Sometimes the unnerbritches bunch up. Especially in the summer.

I've started off the day in boxers and ended the day in a thong.

On live television though R1?

Like manspreading, it’s hot.

Sometimes I swear it's like grown men are still like they were at 5 - in other words, they have to piss and are trying to hold it.

Men in Italy suffer from Scratchy Nuts Syndrome.

My Brazilian husband doesn't do this but we see it often from others. He has no explanation.

Fluffing.

HOT!

undiagnosed chlamydia hon, rampant in SA

Video or it didn't happen

the patriarchy

they're socialized to be entitled

all men, maybe even gay men more because they exclude women

I think it's an unconscious demonstration of masculinity. Similar to baseball players who'll grab their junk on the field when they know they're risking being caught on TV. The testosterone is just coursing through their veins.

R11 - there is literally a video posted by the OP...

Who cares? I just like to watch guys play with their junk.

I think it’s just moist, itchy crotch and bunching up. I think in some cultures it’s just not a big deal to take care of business.

He has a thick nub.

I've seen gay and straight men do this

Crabs

r16 external genitalia. it doesn't stay in one place... most of the time, it's readjusting so you're not showing a full or half chub or your balls drifting, sticking, ripping out hairs every time you move. Athletic cups and jocks can only do so much.

R14"literally"

At least there's a biological explanations, women sniffing their wipes is just downright gross. Yeah, sure, honey, you're sniffing for infection.

r22 what the hell are you talking about?

r23 What the heaven are you asking?

[quote] women sniffing their wipes is

Where would you get an idea like this? I've never seen nor heard of this in my 54 years.

Someone needs to invent the "dick bra" .

r25 women's magazines in a waiting room.

Perhaps, the bigger question is why so many women are such idiots that they can't figure out why men manspread or adjust their junk

I'm not sure what the hell magazines you are reading, but not one woman I've ever known personally does this. This isn't even a thing and isn't done, not talked about nor rumored. In fact, this is the first time in my entire life I've ever even heard of such a thing.

If a woman has a vaginal infection, it is apparent by either the redness/swelling/itch (yeast infection) or smelly discharge (fishy smell, bacterial vaginosis). There would be no need for a woman to "sniff" her toilet paper or wipe.

R26 So... Underwear?

r28 Are you sure that's not the patriarchy? men have historically controlled the flow of information, it's time to decolonize science. a man saw an apple fall from a tree and claimed he discovered gravity and then everywhere women's tits started to sag. and women have to chart a woman based way of determining health... free of the patriarchy and it's influence. Women's intuition tells us the world of men just doesn't pass the sniff test.

I think it’s hot when good looking guys touch their junk

This thread is useless without pics.

r32

Gen Z just whip it out on camera and make $$$$$$$$$$$

Frankly, I always wondered why men don't just wear skirts. I mean, then their "junk" won't get all bunched up, right? It can flop around wherever it wants.

But I'm a lesbian -- what do I know?

r35 women that see men in kilts tend to get grabby.

R37, men with their names spelled Andruw are kinda destined to be public ball scratchers...

I've learned recently that sending titties and "dic" pisc to suitors by phone is common the Gen X and Gen Z dating world

millennial dudes have no shame

I like to watch bro

Stop shaming these guys or they are gonna get a complex. And we wont get to see anymore.

Sometimes you gotta make sure a nudibranch isn’t on your penis

All guys do this, OP.

I just wanted to say that I really appreciated all the pics thank you. R33 is the best.

It's not just straight guys who do this, y'know?

r60 but in the mind of the frau, gay men are a separate sex, a lesser human and we as their gays should band together to hate on str8 men like their other girlfriends do.

Who's the muscle bro 49ers player that always seems to be adjusting slutty clothes or playing with his dick?

Because they want you to know how big it is. They want you to be envious. They want you to be worried that your girlfriend likes their big giant stick more than your tiny teeny weenie.

[quote] They want you to be worried that your girlfriend likes their big giant stick more than your tiny teeny weenie.

Girlfriend? Pfffft!

The only people [italic]really[/italic] looking at these itchy bulges are gay men, and that has been true since forever.

LOL, R63. It's because an adjustment needs to be made because however it's resting is uncomfortable.

Men will never stop groping their dick and balls. This has been the case since the caveman era.

r65 they were raised in a culture of feminist theory which lacks any basic biological or anatomical understanding of males, so everything even down to adjusting your junk is viewed through the lens of women's oppression vs the patriarchy.

^ it's also why they're incapable of understanding how a male can be erect and have no desire for sex.. or how they can ever have unwanted sex from a female.

Sometimes it gets stuck to the inner thigh and needs to be loosened. Sometimes the tip of the penis brushes uncomfortably against the zipper. I instantly think of the catastrophe in "There's Something About Mary" and carefully unstick it to avoid injury. Sometimes, a ball itches and I need to tug on the underside of the sack skin a little for quick relief. Sometimes, the shaft of the penis randomly hurts when bent at a weird angle inside my underwear/pants, so then I need to adjust, straighten it out or switch sides. Sometimes, I'll feel myself get a semi when turned on by a hot guy and I need to adjust for discretion. It's always something!

I'm all in favor of frequent adjustments, and especially favor those whose big dicks make the process an act of charity/necessity.

Men who wear boxers (not boxer briefs) and loose trousers don't have this issue nearly as much.

They make men's underpants now that include breathable mesh areas that allow air to circulate around the genitals.

[Quote]millennial dudes have no shame

R42, are these the same ones who do the towel dance in the gym locker room?

I think uncircumcised guys and guys with loose circumcisions also tend to do this more. Hairs can get trapped under the foreskin. Chances are being Brazilian that he's uncut.

baseball players, generally, are the hottest guys IMHO.

I'd be afraid of a footballer player killing me; basketball players are too tall.

Filth thread alert.

Shawn Mendes #1:

Shawn Mendes #2:

[quote] Shawn Mendes #1

[quote] Shawn Mendes #2

Miss Mendes is just checking to make sure his puny cocklet is still there, and that he hasn't grown a vagina.

Why do fraud and feminized gays feel the need to patrol and "correct" every male behavior?

r79 because they took a queer theory course that is rooted in intersectional feminism that is rooted in rad fem theory, and requires a social hierarchy, i.e. the regressive stack, a way to determine who is the most oppressed by using social justice math to determine who has the most oppression and least privilege points, therefore is the one true voice of morality. she who is without sin - like Storme or Marsha P. One of which you owe your rights and very existence to because men didn't do shit for all eternity but rape, pillage and make other people work for it

As I've explained to my nephew once, there are internal and external adjustments. External adjustments should be made in private, or on the sly: under a desk or table, under a book or large bag, etc. Internal is via the trouser pocket, and often necessary. One ought to be as discreet as possible, whichever method is employed to sort it out.

The majority of these blokes in these pics probably suffer crotch rot, and need some anti-fungal treatment I should think. Nothing sexy about any of it really. It's distracting, and weird.

lots of soccer players do it, you should start watching.

I think maybe herpes.

[quote]Someone needs to invent the "dick bra" .

Where is out friend Jacques Strappe when you need him?

[quote] Sometimes the unnerbritches bunch up.

Your what?

What time is ‘the balls game’ tonight?

To air it out.

Because I get an itch, twitch, Bitch!

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where are the innovators to keep men from sexually assaulting themselves in front of innocent women and children?!?!

big flicker

Hurry up! It's about to get hard again.

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team sport

reach around

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the full grab

out 'n about

dress right

run

Timberlake adjusts

Wahlberg reaches

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Because it’s there.

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