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Lukas Haas turns 47 today!

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by Anonymousreply 30April 18, 2023 10:41 PM

[quote] Lukas Haas turns 47 today!

How will he and Leo DiCaprio celebrate?

With a birthday fuck?

They've been together so long, I wonder if they even have sex any more?

Or are they just an old married couple?

by Anonymousreply 1April 16, 2023 1:27 PM

I wonder if Leo brought him breakfast in bed?

by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2023 1:28 PM

[quote]Or are they just an old married couple?

And people say Hollywood marriages don't last!

by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2023 1:29 PM

[quote] Or are they just an old married couple?

I vote for "old married couple."

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by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2023 1:31 PM

Old married couple.

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by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2023 1:32 PM

OMC.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2023 1:34 PM

Does Leo support Lukas? He doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2023 1:37 PM

At least Leo and Lukas can still have fun together after all these years.

Most people who have been in a relationship as long as Lukas and Leo, tend to lose their spark.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2023 1:43 PM

Big can of chew in his pocket. Or breath mints, but I’ll bet dip.

by Anonymousreply 9April 16, 2023 1:47 PM

For someone who loves dating models, Leo chose a fugly boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 10April 16, 2023 2:04 PM

Lukas has a huge dick, R10.

That trumps everything.

He keeps Leo's hungry hole VERY satisfied.

by Anonymousreply 11April 16, 2023 2:06 PM

Love you, Birthday Troll!

by Anonymousreply 12April 16, 2023 2:10 PM

Love you, too, r12!

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2023 2:12 PM

[quote]Sadie Sink (21)

Old. Old enough to play someone's mother.

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2023 2:52 PM

"Does Leo support Lukas? He doesn't work."

First question-Probably.

Second question-Lukas has been working steadily since 1983.

by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2023 3:30 PM

[quote]Second question-Lukas has been working steadily since 1983.

Doing what?

by Anonymousreply 16April 16, 2023 3:32 PM

Wait, Lukas works?

by Anonymousreply 17April 16, 2023 4:46 PM

I support my wife, no working!

by Anonymousreply 18April 16, 2023 4:47 PM

[quote] "Does Leo support Lukas? He doesn't work."

He does his job in the bedroom.

That's what counts!

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by Anonymousreply 19April 16, 2023 9:30 PM

Sadie Sink

15, 14, 13, 12 , 11, 10...

by Anonymousreply 20April 17, 2023 12:04 AM

Lukas really only plays supporting parts now that he's older.

by Anonymousreply 21April 17, 2023 12:06 AM

R19 he actually looks fuckable there.

by Anonymousreply 22April 17, 2023 12:08 AM

Isn't he too old for Leo?

by Anonymousreply 23April 17, 2023 12:11 AM

I like my men old, and my women under 25!

by Anonymousreply 24April 17, 2023 1:27 PM

[quote]Second question-Lukas has been working steadily since 1983.

At Walmart?

by Anonymousreply 25April 18, 2023 2:50 PM

Poor Lukas. He's going to have a tough life when Leo dumps him. It'll happen eventually.

by Anonymousreply 26April 18, 2023 2:56 PM

His Wiki shows that he most definitely has been working steadily.

His most recent movie roles were in Midnight in the Switchgrass (2021) and Babylon (2022).

His most recent television role was as a main character in War of the Worlds.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 18, 2023 4:56 PM

Damn , he's ugly!

by Anonymousreply 28April 18, 2023 5:01 PM

Lukas Haas Been.

by Anonymousreply 29April 18, 2023 5:02 PM

Does Leo support him - What an idiotic question. Do you think Lukas pays rent? Or anything?

And just had a pretty big role in Babylon.

by Anonymousreply 30April 18, 2023 10:41 PM
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