Hasan Piker

He is cute but hardly smokin. Don’t mess with his sister.

My goodness, those are two enormous whingwhangs he's between. Does he take them up his ass in a DP?

King

Midwit straight guy who gay baits. Not bad looking tho.

He has swag

His hair is a bit of a deal breaker.

I don’t share all of his politics, but I’d happily share a bed with Piker’s uncle, bearish Cenk Uygur.

As far as I can tell he has the most sex appeal to straight women of any guy on earth, they would all die for him

What he looks like now. Not so hot.

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Trimmed chest hair. I'll pass.

I would like him smooth

Ally

r15 Is he wearing something under that shirt? He looks like a Hulk.

Kisss

They're mutilated. Show some skin.

Nice

I don't know her.

Cenk Uygur was smart and cute...45 lbs ago.

Now, he's just smart.

Suck

[quote] My goodness, those are two enormous whingwhangs he's between. Does he take them up his ass in a DP?

Those are weights that he uses for weightlifting at the gym.

This guy is a complete idiot. He went to join the writers’ strike. They said the writers of Everything Everywhere All at Once were there earlier. He said “What’s that? Never heard of it.” They told him that they won best screenplay and best picture. Still no clue. Does he live in a cave? If you’re going to go to a Hollywood writers’ strike at least research a bit on what’s current.

Sexy

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He was not kidding. He said outside anime, he doesn’t know nothing. I think the writers were annoyed with him.

Size King 👑

I find him extremely fascinating, attractive, and worthy of in-depth study

He looks like goatherd from old country.

He gives off a strong douchebag vibe.

I'd offer him a blowie.

^^^based on OPs photo

R21, some of us appreciate when there’s more to love.

A mustache plus a peek at that hairy belly might send me into a spell.

He likes pearls

R35: agreed, the uncle is hot

Let him enjoy his hotness while it lasts. His fat uncle is his Ghost of Bayram Yet to Come.

Cenk Uygur is not hot, and he's not smart. He's awful, terrible, with horrific political takes. JFC get some standards!

Cenk Uyger does /not/ like gay men. He'a kind if a dick. This douche featured at OP thinks you're all a joke.

Here he is debating with Uncle Cenk. Both of them are smart as hell, and have minds like steel traps. Hasan is hot as fuck.

R41, you have very low standards.

R42 love you too MAGA fool.

R43, a MAGA is more likely to like Cynk than me, a solid progressive liberal. So take your B.S. ignorant accusations elsewhere. Nobody who likes Cynk or his takes on anything is worthy of debate by actual adults.

R44 yet you act like a fucking child and attack me for my standards for enjoying both of them. I don’t give a shit what you think. You can be a solid progressive liberal and still be a useless bitch. Newsflash-not everyone is going to like what you like.

You want to slobber over ugly anti-gay assholes and douchebags, be my guest, but seriously, get some self esteem and some standards. Cynk is an awful person. Through and through.

R46 are you done yet? You’re embarrassing yourself. I repeat. Not everyone likes what you like. Let that sink into your feeble brain.

Blocked.

Bernie Bro? Hard pass.

You can’t appreciate fuckability without a political litmus test?

does he like bois sometimes?

This guy's a narcissistic asshole and only pretends to be progressive so he can get pussy.

He’s hot

He's pretty. I had to google him. I thought he might be Rosamund Pike's little brother, then I realized that surnames don"t work like that. Never heard of him before, and I suspect, never will again

R4, straight? I thought he was into transwomen.

Is Cenk really his biological uncle or just a mentor/boss?

[quote]He gives off a strong douchebag vibe.

That’s because he IS a huge douchebag. Dumb as a rock but arrogant and thinks his shit don’t stink.

R56 he’s his uncle.

I love his hair. But I’m not feeling his podcast. Too hipster for me. Why’d he leave TYT?

So he only got the job on TYT because of his uncle and his hole online presence is because he’s a nepo baby? No wonder he’s such a spoiled brat.

[quote]his hole online presence

r60 gurl his hole online? WHERE?!

He looks like he needs a Lysol freshen-up. Wisconsin cultivates less cheese than his dick.

What gym is this in OP's pic? Uh, asking for a friend. 😏😉😈

Needs more leg work.

Wow

Im surprised he's not more popular on DL. He's really hot, thick, hairy and slightly nerdy, which is the holy grail for homosexuals on this site

For some reason, a lot of the old types on DL don’t like bros and dudebros, even if they are progay allies

He's smoking hot

Do we think Hasan has experimented with Austin Show, his openly gay (and pretty cute) co-host on his podcast?

Get in there.

I love his hair. I wonder why he left TYT. I liked him on the show. By themselves, Cenk and Ana are ridiculously shrill. Francis Maxwell left too, but he’s a SJW in the worst sense. Always bloviating and virtue signaling until his lips crack.

He looks like a minute man.

The pit shot is some serious queerbaiting.

He didn’t need TYT anymore, R71. His Twitch streams reaches more younger people than he could have than his uncle’s network too.

I can’t believe the Cenk Fugbear worship here. His fangirls need to be put under conservatorships and involuntarily committed!