I am drunk and in an Uber and on my way to get fucked raw by an Asian top.

Yes, and I hope my envy makes your evening that much more pleasurable.

We thought you were back with Camilla, Shawn.

According to my understanding of things I’ve seen on Twitter, proper protocol dictates that you should be jacking off in your Uber and filming it. Not posting shit on DataLounge.

Love Asian guys. So sexy and smart. Haven’t been with one in a while and I think it’s high time.

Hello, Miss Pills!

OP is 58.

So, yes Op. just a a little.

Oh wait he’s a top. We can always 69.

No, they usually have little dicks. But enjoy.

[bold]YOU GO GURL YASSSSS QUEEN SLAYYY!!![/bold]

Ahem.

Anyways, good for you. Glad some of you cunts are getting laid tonight.

[quote]get fucked raw by an Asian top.

You'll want it again in an hour.

OP is on his way to Elaine and Mitch.

Sounds good to me, I need little dicks, not the locomotive trains that some of you seem to need. Does he have friends?

Some Asian tops are log-hung OP; enjoy.

You won't feel a thing.

No OP. I'm not even slightly jealous. Or envious.

Do people really use DL with the browser on their phone?

This never happened

Uber? good call, you may get raped on the way to your hookup.

Always take a Lyft if you want to arrive on time and not get raped by some Eastern European on an account shared with his entire lineage.

[quote] "Jealous?"

Uh...

[quote] "Asian top"

No.

I joke. I'm a fan of Asian men, but not unprotected sex. It's just not my thing. You do you, OP.

[quite] an Asian top.

0/10.

An Asian top? Sure, Jan. And I fed a unicorn last week.

What are these words you are using? Asian Top?

Just got back. We had an almost 3 hour long fuck session. He was Thai, and his dick was about 6 inches which is the perfect size for me. I don’t like guys too hung. He was muscular and short. The only issue was he was smoking T. I have never been around someone doing that. If I wasn’t drunk I would have left. I didn’t smoke any myself.

His cock was rock hard and he knew how to use it.

He will love you long time

R25 I’m curious if you got a contact high from the t from either the smoke or through his skin, sweat or semen.

It may take some time to realize it. If you have little appetite tmrw or just feel off, eyes glazey or have digestive issues or film on your mouth you will know.

Anything under 7 is just a waste of time. I really mean 8 but don't want to sound like a complete cunt.

u r a shameless whore, op

No offense, but how you feel any sensation with 6 inches? That's really tiny IMO. I need at least 8 to feel even a moderate degree of sensation.

R25 most guys aren’t that loose

Was he cut or uncut?

Did you tip him 1000 Baht on the way out of the door?

R29 No offense taken. I don’t think one’s ability to take a big cock or not is some sort of accomplishment.

I have been fucked by a few guys with big dicks and generally speaking I do not enjoy it. I don’t bottom that much because I usually top, but I do like to sometimes. But I always enjoy a 6 inch cock over sometimes bigger. It hits all the areas I like, and none of the ones I don’t.

I am sure if I kept fucking guys with big dicks I would get used to it, but I don’t want to stretch myself out too much.

[Quote] I’m curious if you got a contact high from the t from either the smoke or through his skin, sweat or semen.

No

Hope you are on prep. If he was smoking T I am guessing he is a bareback top and you might want to get checked for crabs at least.

There’s a duck sauce-egg roll joke in here somewhere, but I’m too tired to make it.

[quote]No, they usually have little dicks. But enjoy.

Yeah, those Irish are pretty tiny.

Big dicks are for show, they can be exciting to look at, but the smaller one is healthier for the anus. Plus small dicks have better circulation and get and stay erect longer.

I heard Asians have "Pencil Pricks."

R39's hs nickname was " Needle Dick."

Getting fucked raw by a parTier of any ethnicity? OK, OP. Live your best life.

Raw Asian.

Raw like sushi?

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?