MY NEW MAIL-MAN IS A "STUD"!!!

HELLO MY FRIENDS... GOOD TO BE BACK. I WAS FINALLY DEPORTED FROM CUBA FOR LACK OF DOCUMENTATION. NOW I'M BACK HOME IN THE U S OF A, WITH MY MOM, AND MY BELOVED CAT PICKLES. NOW THAT I'M 70, IT IS TIME TO "SETTLE DOWN". WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT,, BUT OUR OLD MAIL MAN BOB RETIRED. BOB WAS A QUITE A "CARD"...LOOKED EVEN MORE LIKE SANTA THAN I DO. LOL... (HE HAS A BEARD AND I ONLY HAVE A MUSTACHIO - BOTH "BALD"). WHILE I WAS GONE HE WAS REPLACED WITH A YOUNG MAN... ABOUT 26 OR 27,MUSCLED,, A MIX OF AFRO-AMERICAN AND CAUCASION,, WITH A SIMPLY GORGEOUS SMILE!! JUDGING BY HIS "BULGE, I THINK THE AFRO-AMERICAN IS ON HIS "DAD'S SIDE", IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... THE FIRST TIME I SAW HIM WAS LAST FRIDAY WHEN I HAPPENED TO BE OUT WEEDING THE FLOWERBED AND I ALMOST JUMPED OUT MY SKIN WHEN I LOOKED OVER TO SAY HI TO BOB AND SAW SUCH A STUDLY YOUNG MAN INSTEAD... BUT HE SPED OFF TO THE NEXT HOUSE BEFORE I COULD MAKE IT HALFWAY TO THE CURB. IMAGINE HOW EXCITED I WAS OVER THE WEEKEND,, EVEN THOUGH I WAS HAVING TO TO WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO GREET HIM.. MONDAY MORNING COMES AROUND....FINALLY(!!!)... I SET A BAR STOOL BESIDE OUR MAILBOX,, CASUALLY.. PUT ON MY BEST HOLLISTER OUTFIT, OCEAN POTION SPRAY TAN, AND BLOND JUSTIN BIEBER WIG.. I SET UP NOT ONE BUT TWO RAINBOW FLAGS ON EITHER SIDE OF OUR FRONT DOOR. I HAD TO TELL MOM (96 YEARS YOUNG AND "ACCEPTING" BUT WITH DEMENTIA AND A MEAN STREAK) THAT THEY WERE "FLAGS TO CELEBRATE SPRING.." ANYWAY, I WAS SITTING ON THE STOOL FOR OVER AN HOUR WHEN HE FINALLY CAME PUTTERING AROUND THE CORNER IN HIS CUTE LITTLE U.S.P.S. JEEP. THE STOOL SWAYED AS I TRIED TO PUT ON MY REHEARSED SEXY POSE, BUT FORTUNATELY MY WIG DID NOT COME COMPLETELY OFF... WHEN HE STOPPED I INTRODUCED MYSELF, AND HE SMILED THAT GORGEOUS SMILE AND INTRODUCED HIMSELF, AS "MALIK"... WE MADE SMALL TALK FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE HE SPED OFF AGAIN TO THE NEXT HOUSE... MY QUESTION MY FRIENDS - HOW DO I LET HIM KNOW I AM "INTERESTED"...?? THERE WAS A SUBSITUTE POST LADY THE REST OF THIS WEEK, SHE SAID HE WAS OUT SICK AND SHOULD RETURN SOON AS FAR AS SHE KNOWS.

BLESS, BILL