Suzanne Somers seems frail

She's 76

Wow - you are right. She does seem frail. It’s in her voice. And her body a bit. How long ago was it that she had cancer? Twenty years? Just being 76 isn’t going to make her frail - especially with all her health and exercise stuff. …. On another note - how lucky are both Suzanne and Alan Hamill that they still like each other so much after a million years. Isn’t he close to 90? He sounded lucid in that clip. I remember when he was the Albertsons guy. Or was he the Alpha beta guy!

It’s cancer. Sad last days.

I'm calling it now-she will die on New Year's Eve.

R4 Why NYE?

R5 There's usually a celebrity death on NYE.

She's definitely moving in that stiff old way

My mother had COVID twice in one year. Once in January of 22 a mild case, and then in November of 22 a really bad case. It took her two months to start feeling better and she is still struggling with shortness of breath and joint She's 74. Once people hit their 70's it takes longer to bounce back from anything, especially cancer.

FINALLY the damn doll is working

Joyce is busy at Waffle House

I guess her snake oil shit doesn’t work on her anymore?

Didn’t she once claim she still gets her period?

R11, I believe in OP's vid she said that she wore green to go with the red from the menstural blood from her vagina, as she wanted to create a holiday mood!

She’s hanging on to that counter for dear life.

I *loved* her when I was a kid. Three's Company sucked without her. Learning she is a Trump supporter made me sad, that's just unforgivable.

My sister follows her. She claims that she is so flexible and has no aches/pains/stiffness because of her 'home remedies' yet she is clearly struggling to walk around in that kitchen. It's weird to think of her as that age!

Their MAGA asses need to depart before the next election

I just wish she would get new wigs. Those stick-straight, Janice the Muppet-looking things are hideous, and they're all she's worn for 20 years. Change it up, Suzy!

Damn! I used to imagine Joyce as Blanche and Suzanne as Baby Jane in a Lifetime remake of “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane”. I suppose they could still do it, but with the roles reversed.

This was done very recently. Her voice sounds different than it used to.

She fell down the stairs with her man Alan some months ago. They do everything together.

Plus she's not appearing at Barry Manilow's bash which is surprising because she's his main Hag.

She also recently left some inside water fountain on and it flooded her house. Things are not looking good.

No more scissoring Vegas show girls for Susie while Alan watches. Sad.

Alan slapped the shit out of her just before the cameras rolled.

Possibly she has long covid? Her voice sounds like Emma Samms does.

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Can she still visit the zoo?!!

I agree that she might have long COVID. She is not educated at all, so I can’t judge her for going for quackery. I think she’s a good person. I would buy the slow cooker she is promoting. I remember how entertaining it was to see Larry king flirting with her. She’s an uneducated boomer so yeah she was a brainwashing target by the klangerine contingent. I can’t hate her.

Does anyone remember when that mentally ill person entered her house while she was live streaming a few years ago?

Just showin' her age, behavior-wise...

She’s cooking nail polish in the crockpot?

R29 Yes that was pretty funny - she handled it quite well

I don’t think she was anti-vax though. But who knows.

There was another thread that claimed she and Alan would try to talk waiters into removing their masks when dining out during the pandemic. “Why don’t you let us see that beautiful face of yours?”

Sad. Reminds me of that recent Carly Simon video where she looks like a dementia patient

Her cheek implants look like they are melting.

The frailness is a result of what R20 said. She had a bad fall down a staircase recently, which doesn't bode well when you're pushing 80. My mother, who has been a lifelong "Three's Company" fan, loves her, and has read all of her books. I have tried (with no success) to demonstrate to her that Somers is a con artist, but my mother is incapable of tuning in with reality.

Whatever, R37. Those Costco-sized filler injections haven't helped her immune system.

Trump lovers like her can go fuck off!

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^^ she fractured her hip and had to have neck surgery after the fall.

Thanks R41. That's only about the FIFTH time that's been explained.

R42 = aspie

Suzanne was never attractive and has aged poorly. I was the pretty one.

Her skin is all blotchy. The constant tanning is making her look even more haggard. The makeup can't even cover this up.

She lives in Palm Springs and probably doesn't use any sunblock when she goes out.

Do she and her husband still live in Palm Springs? They finally sold their ugly compound there a few years ago.

R47 Yes. They downsized and bought another place nearby.

The average life expectancy in the US. is slightly over 77 years, and she's 76. What do you expect?

I wonder if anyone would recognize her if she didn't wear the blonde wig.

I guess it's true that one gets the face one deserves eventually. She looks horrible.

R50 I wonder what her real hair looks like??

Don't her and her old man fuck every day? Maybe her puss finally tuckered out.

R52 It looks awful.

I think the problem is they’re NOT melting R36.

No matter her facial expression, no matter what word she says, her freaky apple cheeks Do Not Move. At all.

It’s the most disturbing thing about her appearance, and that’s a pretty high bar.

Her cootch is all stretched out from Alan fucking her multiple times a day.

R53 just once? We fuck many times a day - many MANY times!

Did her liberal friends cut her off the adrenachrome?

If her blonde wig doesn't look right one day, she certainly has a red hat that she could wear instead

I think it's time to ditch the blonde wig and embrace your true age, Suzanne. You look ridiculous.

Wow, she seems very ill here - you'll have to get a bit past the idiotic husband rambling at the beginning

Well now she's blocked me on instagram

Fuck her and her Trump loving ass. Ugly old bitch.

How many products does she need to shill? What does her slow cooker do that all the other slow cookers and Crock Pots don't do?

She didn't seem that frail to me. She seemed kind of sedated, though. Her husband, although older, seems more spry than she is.

Too much tanning.

[quote] She is not educated at all, so I can’t judge her for going for quackery. I think she’s a good person. I would buy the slow cooker she is promoting.

As stated many times on DL, she's a Trump supporter. She's uneducated, yet you'd buy some dumb slow cooker because you like her?

So many open pores and pits on her face. You can road test cars on it.

R65 I really wonder what caused her face/skin to turn like that

She used to have such lovely skin when younger. She glowed.

I wonder if it was the hormone supplements that changed her skin.

She actually looks good in the video at OP and seems a bit more ladylike than usual.

R66, see r68. That’s what I think too.

I was worried that poor 105 year-old Alan was going to keel over when he slammed that shot of whiskey.

Maybe ABC could revive its TGIF Friday night lineup and she could do a new version of Step By Step.

R72 Great idea

I'd be down for a Step By Step reboot if Cody returns and shows peen.

She explains her health problems in this video.

What are her health problems?

^^^ that and spinal surgery on the neck of an old timer reduced blood flow to the brain. She'll forever be like this. Look for her in her underpants in the Palm Springs Gelsons soon.

Her new house looks nice in that video. Is it easier for her aging? Did she fall because of the old house?

She fell and has to deal with her daughter-in-law

Does she still get her pussy steamed?

She looks like she was badly burned in R19

She should sell a slow cooker/thigh master combo. You have to sit there for 4-6 hours rubbing your thighs together to power up the slow cooker enough to cook a pot roast.

Has Joyce De Witt tried to reach out to her?

She looked beautiful on Step by Step (caught a few episodes recently) but YIKES is an understatement now.

It's strange to see her so vulnerable and frail. She used to be so cocky and overconfident and now she seems very fragile and reflective.

Alan and Suzanne are a real love match. They were made for each other.

I agree that she does look pretty glamorous for someone her age and in poor health, but yipes! Her legs! What's up with the mottling? And on the much-vaunted (by Alan) "Legsday", too.

Does Alan still fuck her ten times a day? Her snatch must be all stretched out by now.

She fucked herself up with all the hormones and supplements and other crap she takes. It sends your body haywire.

The mottled skin on her arms and legs with bulging veins have nothing to do with a fall.

76 is old, but it's not old-old.

She and Alan had to cut their sex sessions down to two times a day.

How're her cancer cures coming along?

For somebody who's always lived a healthy lifestyle she looks like complete shit.

She is really not well

I must really be nearsighted, because I thought from that photo that she’s just confusing to look reptilian.

^Yep, it’s the eyes! Excuse the typo meant to say “continuing.” :o

[quote] that she’s just confusing to look reptilian.

R93, what?

Because some people live to be older now I think people forget a lot of people still start to get old and infirm in their 70s or even their 60s.

This isn't good for Suzie brand. She really tries pushing hard that she's still sexy and vital, but her age has really caught up with her. Not just her physical appearance but she's she is sounding slower and older too.

Her recent photo shoots have been bad. Her face, neck and hands are badly lined and wrinkled, her breasts are nearly down to her stomach (get a good bra, Suzie) and even with pantyhose on, you can see age spots and flaws on her legs. She really needs to get a better wig too. All that time in the sun and you just can't beat genetics.

I bet a number of her followers, even her age, are less haggard and probably even have better looking bodies.

Is she going to slow-cook those bottles of nail polish?

And when are people finally going to realize the truth about celebrity brands? That nail polish is the same exact shit that’s in the bottle with a different color cap and labeled “Jessica Simpson” or “Nicole Miller”. The slow cooker is the same one that Rachael Ray or Kris Jenner is hawking.

There are people who set up the whole package. Celebrities can choose what products they want to slap their name on, sign the contract and show up to film the infomercial.

It’s gross and the products are cheap toxic shit made in China.

She's 76, the average age of death for USA women, so yes, she's OLD.

The daughter-in-law running her videos, etc. now is quite a piece of work.

In what way?

I had this Suzanne Somers iron-on T-shirt in Jr High school.

Jenilee Harrison pushed her down the stairs a few months ago, then drove over her in her motorscooter while singing Stevie Wonder's "I Ain't Gonna Stand For It'.

Were these two scissoring backstage?

I like to think that at night, when Suzanne takes off her nylon wig that she's been wearing for 30 years, she throws it over the shower rod.

I'd like to think she swishes it around in the toilet bowl to freshen it up a bit, before she hangs it over the shower rod to dry.

Has anyone ever seen Suzanne's real hair?

[quote]I had this Suzanne Somers iron-on T-shirt in Jr High school.

So you were straight in high school?

[quote]She's 76, the average age of death for USA women, so yes, she's OLD.

That statistic means little.

To have any meaning in her case, you'd have to look at the average age of death for upper-income white women with access to excellent health care.

I doubt it's as low as 76.

Suzanne Somers said she wanted to be the person her dog thought she was or something like that.

At least she's selling nail polish and crock pots and not deodorant for buttcracks, pits, unberboobs, bifolds and feet.

According to Google, if you've already lived 76 years, and are a woman, you can expect to live 12.68 more years.

R112 Joan Collins had a good hearty laugh at that one.

Joan is 89 and she can expect to live another 5.23 years.

I thought her son was gay for sure after seeing him on television.

The Trump conviction is killing her

Suzanne and her 105 year old husband Alan Hamel allegedly have sex every day. Imagine that.

Suzanne Somers claims she was offered — and declined — a co-hosting gig alongside “The View” creator Barbara Walters.

“I was originally asked to be on the original ‘View’ with Barbara Walters and whoever else, and I turned it down,” the actress, 76, shared during Wednesday’s episode of the “Behind the Velvet Rope with David Yontef” podcast.

“And everyone said, ‘Why would you turn that down? It is a national show,'” Somers recalled.

“I said, ‘First of all, I have to live in New York. I don’t really wanna live in New York. I like the weather down here, and I like the vibe down here,'” she explained.

“But secondly, I don’t do well vying for time. And there, you gotta interrupt and butt in and butt out. It’s just not my personality.”

The actress said she was not interested in living in New York or “vying for time” on the morning talk show.

Walters created “The View” in 1997 and co-hosted for 17 years.

The “Three’s Company” star said she “walked away from that” and has “never looked back.”

Reps for ABC did not immediately respond to Page Six’s request for comment; Walters died in December 2022 at the age of 93.

Somers was in her 50s when the show debuted, and that age demo was covered by Joy Behar back then. So I wonder if it was a toss-up between the two ?

[quote]Joan is 89 and she can expect to live another 5.23 years.

Joan Collins will turn 90 in less than two weeks.

R119 or Suzanne was lying...again...

[quote]Somers was in her 50s when the show debuted, and that age demo was covered by Joy Behar back then. So I wonder if it was a toss-up between the two ?

It seems unlikely. Originally, Joy was not expected to be on the show every day.

R122 Yes, Joy was supposed to fill in when Walters wasn't there (I think 2 days a week and vacations). So if Suzanne had joined, would that have been her schedule ?

[quote] So if Suzanne had joined, would that have been her schedule ?

If you believed everything Suzanne says, you'd be exercising with a Thighmaster every day and wearing Three-Way Ponchos seven days a week.

Suzanne may have had her three-way poncho, but I had the Infinite Dress, the only dress that requires a physics degree!

Here's my link!

I've long found it interesting looking at all the Hollywood female stars who get old and still look somewhat young in the face, even if it's from botox and plastic surgery. But without fail, all you have to do is look at their hands. The hands never tell lies. I don't care how elegant and well kept they look in the face those crab claws they get when they get past a certain age reveals all.

A blind item today said her cancer has returned and she doesn’t have long to live.

Let's all put her on our 'Celebrity Death Bingo Card'.

R128 Do you have the link ? Thanks !

Seems like old age creeped up on her and hit her very hard. She looks and moves around like someone in their 80s. Maybe it's arthritis ?

Frail in the brain long before frail in the body, but yes, both now.

The veins on her legs are terrifying.

She’s always had such ugly legs.

R128 Do you have a link to that?

Dank ye Dighmaster

R119 I still can’t believe that R Couri Hay is her current publicity list. How the mighty have fallen. (Also a magat btw)

When she didn't appear at Barry Manilow's recent celebration it was clear something was wrong because they've been dear friends for decades.

She looks exactly the same as she has for the past several years. She looks good and doesn't look frail ...you all are just piling on.

R138 You absolutely have not watch the recent videos that prompted this discussion

*watched

What did you say to her r62?

R136 PUBLICIST*

If you can call him that

The View began in 1997 and Suzanne Somers was still shooting Step by Step in California so I don't know if her claim of being originally offered a spot on The View which taped in New York was accurate but Suzanne has a knack for spinning a tail.

I had actually made a comment on one of her instagram videos about how the daughter-in-law seemed shady. The daughter-in-law has been handling her social media for a while, so I think technically it was that whore who blocked me.

She doesn't need a publicist. She's Suzanne FUCKING Somers.

R143 Suzanne Somers lies about fucking everything!

Also where is the blind item?

Suzanne Somers played a vixen in Hollywood Wives the miniseries.

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"Hollywood Wives" - one of the worst TV miniseries in the 80s.

Remember when networks had 'miniseries' which ran for two hours over three or four nights - a total of six or eight hours ? They always ran during "sweeps" period - November, February and May.

Now they are aired on Netflix, Max, Amazon, etc. and they are called "series" and six to eight episodes are considered a 'season'. Times have changed.

She is so catty here about her co-stars on Three's Company.

When is her Vegas show coming back?

R151 I agree with everything she said, actually. That host - good grief, he's quite annoying.

I've heard that Lea Michelle is very interested in doing a revival of The Blonde in the T-Bird on Broadway as her next project. Will Suzanne give her blessing?

R154 Yes

Suzanne still won't admit she really overplayed her hand in her demands on the show and that along with her unprofessionalism is what got her fired. She did deserve a raise, but she handled it poorly. She should've had a clue it wasn't going to happen given how the producers were. Ultimately, the show did just fine without her.

Suzanne is really annoying in her dismissiveness for the other actresses on the show. Priscilla has worked quite a bit, in roles that she often gets to have fun with. Joyce seemed to be content with doing small level theater stuff and she probably could've landed another sitcom gig if she really wanted from her Three's Company fame. Jenilee left acting behind on her own accord and done well for herself in other ways. She was much better on Dallas than she was on Three's Company also. I doubt any of them would trade in what they've done for Suzanne's questionable empire or fortune.

The show didn't do fine at all without her. Jenilee Harrisson was a horrible replacement for her and the show limped along that season.

R156 to do that she'd have to admit putting her beloved Alan in charge was a mistake and that's NEVER gonna happen

R157 Correct

R158 Also correct

A show that lasted as many seasons without Suzanne as it did with her is a show that did fine without her.

Big time fail without her

It's a matter of opinion if the show was better during the Suzanne years or the Suzanne free years. One thing that isn't debatable is that the show was a hit without her. Many stars made the mistake of thinking they're irreplaceable, but in most cases, they are.

"It's a matter of opinion "

No way, really?? We didn't know that!

R160 - Not true. The series was on for 8 years. 5 were with SS, while 3 were not. Simple math.

Did she ever record and release music? On Spotify the only thing that comes up is her podcast she stopped awhile back. She should do dance music like Kylie Minogue or Cher.

I got her Two's Company book at the Dollar Tree. I bought two copies in case I lost one. I'm a fan. But I wouldn't pay full price for any of her books.

Does anyone know if her politics were always like this or is she one of those who “switched” and went nuts.

It’s amazing to me that people would go that route; I can totally understand being the other way (Republican in the 80s etc, and then switched over because they became so fucking disgusting). But the reverse makes absolutely no sense to me.

If she's BFFs with Barry Manilow, is he a repub also?

She compared the reviews she got for Blonde in the T bird, to the casualties of the Iraq War. She's been in batshit Palin, Trumper territory for a while now.

The husband has always reeked of con artist, sleaziness.

R168 doesn’t always work that way though esp on Hollywood. Just take a look at Alana’s Stewart’s page, you’ll see most of the celebrity friends she socializes with (Carole Bauer Sager, Henry winkler, Bette Midler) are not only Dems but outspoken ones.

Speaking of Henry Winkler, he retweets a lot of Scott Baio’s non political posts. So celebrities socialize and do business or whatever and someone’s “friends” views is not in any way indicative, most of the time.

[quote] She compared the reviews she got for Blonde in the T bird, to the casualties of the Iraq War. She's been in batshit Palin, Trumper territory for a while now.

That’s consistent with her delusional self but to be fair what does that have to do with politics?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I overheard bits from a Stefanie Powers podcast with somebody and she said something about "creeping socialism". WTF? Is she a refug as well?

Does anyone here own her book of poetry that came out in the 70's?

R173 Surely some lez around here does

Didn’t she used to read that shit on the Tonight Show? And I remember some (female) celebrity going on Carson and saying something like “well I could always read poetry like Suzanne Somers” (well I watched it on YouTube. But I can remember for life of me who it was , except that it was someone definitely higher up on the Hollywood food chain.

Johnny Carson could have had a reunion of Suzanne and Joyce back in the day and it would have garnered incredible ratings.

Why didn't Priscilla Barnes become a bigger star? She was beautiful and talented. She should have had more opportunities. I wonder if she was in the running for the role of Rebecca Howe? I know she turned down She's the Sheriff which Suzanne Somers had no appreciation for. She publicly hated being on that show and hated the costume that she was forced to wear and hated being the straight person and wanted to be the comic relief.

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Has Joyce made manager yet at A-Plus?

Suzanne was joking with her poems, right?

R179 those poems are so wretched…

She's nearing the end

She’s fine, R181.

Is her husband really literally 105 years-old?

R182 really literally 86

Still ok?

She is not well.

She does indeed. Is that container now her custom-sized jacuzzi?!

Has Joyce DeWitt reached out to her yet?

R187 Not from what I hear. Selfish bitch.

OP called it

RIP KILLA QUEEN