Wow, look at how fucking FAT Elon is now

He's a fat piece of steaming hog flesh, OP.

Every day he looks more and more like a Polish butch lesbian.

That looks like a 40 inch waist. He's a fucking WHALE.

You'd be fat as a hog too if you got a "gubmint check" every time some sap bought one of your shitty ass cars.

I thought he went on Ozempic.

He's the reason the word ew was invented.

Is Tesla stock still going down?

Hate this chode

Almost as big around as the livestock he offers to the employee he tries to fuck, to try and ease their horror at the thought of him waddling atop them like a hog at the trough, rooting around with his microdick a bit, then snorting with glee as he nuts his aspie jizz into their guts.

Just one massive heart attack could take him out. Come on, Karma...

smells like butthurt here?

No, R10, it's worse. Smells like your rancid, putrid troll hole.

r10 is Elon

R10 is definitely fatass Elon.

What a weird video. Why is it shot from the side? Do you think Elon asked for that camera angle? Did he think it was flattering?

Who you callin' fat?!

We Hate this chode.

We Hate this.

We Hate.

who wants to bet $ he will end up on some private owned island somewhere with uncut fingernails , eating Campbell's soup out of a can while watching endless loop of the modern day equiv of 'Ice Station Zebra" ?

R17 What's wrong with the real Zebra?

His facial features seem to be shrinking.

People age 40 look different from people aged 30.

People age 30 look different from people aged 20.

It's normal.

[quote] It's normal.

Whatever is happening to Elon's face is not normal.

R1 You'll need to to provide photos for us to compare.

I don't pay attention to capitalist operators.

Was it shot from the side to hide the plastic surgery? His face is a hot mess. All pinched and puckered. He looks like a dropped pie.

People who are Elon’s current age look a lot different than Elon in his 20s, r20!

He cut 80% by eating them all.

Is it better to be fat millionaire?

Or a jealous nobody?

You're a small hater, R16!

I'm a big hater!

he’s a fat billionaire to be exact.

Is it better to be fat billionaire?

Or a jealous, anonymous nobody?

He better be careful fattening himself up like that; his next visit to Russia to his pal Vlad could see him eaten by a group of that country's infamous cannibals.

He's already enough for an entire Thanksgiving meal, including enough grease to make gravy.

I miss Valleywag

R29, it is better to be either than to be the anonymous nobody power-sucking the cock of the fat billionaire online.

Axis of Evil

OP that was the least in-depth interview I have ever seen.

Apparently, the BBC told CNN to fuck off when they asked for more than 12 seconds of video.

Is the picture even recent?

OK. OK.

He's an agile thinker.

He belongs in the thread men who look like lesbians..

[quote]I thought he went on Ozempic…

He did, but he was booed off stage.

If that's current then he must be stressing eating.

Twitter is circling the drain and he's clearly off his meds right now. He's acting like a petulant child who's going down with his ship by lashing out at everything and everyone.

Stress drinking, more likely. He’s got facial rosacea and vodka-bloat.

He has major FTM energy.

"What a weird video. Why is it shot from the side? Do you think Elon asked for that camera angle? Did he think it was flattering?"

Well, this is what he looks like from the other angles:

[quote] Twitter is circling the drain

But where will you go after Twitter enters the drain?

All the expensive orthodontics - and even having the planes of his face changed surgically - and he’s still someone whose only chance of ever being found physically attractive is to make sure he’s standing next to Trump.

Trump looks like Robert Redford compared to Musk.

Good God. There's no excuse for looking that bad when he has all the money in the world.

It's richly ironic that his mom is a model.

Would any of you fuck him, or let him fuck you?

Not me.

R49 hell no

He's ugly.

awwwwww somebody's butthurt by a truthteller billionaire. lol

R52 Are you twelve? You type like it.

Eating his feelings? Do people with Asperger's even have feelings? Serves that bitch right.

R52, when did that bitch ever tell the truth?

Musk is reaching Trump levels of misinformation, reactionary comments and narcissistic idiocy.

[quote]It's richly ironic that his mom is a model.

I bet he wanks off daily to her Sports Illustrated cover.

[quote]It's richly ironic that his mom is a model.

The genes that give you good looks occasionally skip a generation, some very good looking people have ordinary looking or ugly kids.

[quote]Musk also cracked jokes during the interview, saying that he was “no longer the CEO of Twitter” and had been replaced by his pet dog, a Shiba Inu named Floki.

Such a wit.

Maybe him and Oprah LOVE the same type of donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩

He blacked out all of the Ws on the Twitter signage so it says T itter now. That's what he's spending his time and money on. Fucking weirdo

He has the humor of a 9 year old. What's truly funny is how obvious it is that he thinks he's hysterical.

Guys, can we all just agree that Brendan Frasier truly earned every bit of that Oscar for playing Elon (and making him sympathetic!), I simply won't hear a dissenting opinion on that.