Taylor Swift and longtime boyfriend SPLIT!!!!

Now she can go back to dating women

She seems so high maintenance I can't imagine many famous types would want to date her and then risk being raked over the coals by her fangirls when they split.

That was an unusually long contract

He's beautiful

They look like brother and sister but he is prettier

Another ALBUM!

I'm still here for you, Taylor. Call me... Please

^ Me too!

^ Not me...

^ Me either...

Her next ex-boyfriend will be older, possibly a divorced dad. He will also be a movie industry person as TayTay seems determined to pretend to be an actress/director until she wins awards.

Jim Toth is newly single!

^ Jim Toth is old enough to be her father 😠

Eeew I’ve never seen her breasts like in R8. Are they fake?

they made music together, i think it was work related relationship plus romance.

I would like to see her back with John Mayer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I'm sure her girlfriend will be happy!

Sorry, I'm off the market!

@r15, I don't think so... I've kind of had a change of heart about stuff

r13 yes she had them made a little bigger like Kate Hudson did

r11 Very stupid post. Taylor dates hot guys. She's not going to date Jim Toth or some other old man. My bet is Lil Mabu or Asher Angel.

OMG, Taylor and Shawn in the same tread... SQUEE! 😍

They've SPLIT after 6 years of dating and 3 times of actually being seen together.

I LOVE Taylor Swift and her hot pussy!!

I'm so attracted to women, and I love them very much!

I am the most heterosexual man of all heterosexual men.

Unfortunately, like Taylor Lautner, I'm married with kids.

Sorry, Taylor Swift!

I long for the days when Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were so young, and so in love...

@r23, They would have split a year ago, but they forgot where each other lived 🤔

Taylor dates "hot guys"? Hiddles isn't hot, frau. Neither is John Mayer.

Swift is in her Movie Era. I guarantee she'll end up with a producer, director or agent -- someone who can give her credibility in the movie biz. I can also guarantee that he won't be "hot."

I guess she's never going to walk Cornelia Street again.

Someone made the joke before me.

r27 She doesn't need to fuck her way into the movies. She's the most bankable starlet on the planet.

R26, rumor is that someone had to introduce them at the break up or else it might've been awkward when they said they didn't want to see each other again.

She'll be fine, she'll find a slightly younger, rich hot nepo baby wannabe film director or writer to hook up with next. She's heading into the film-centered era of her career, she wants to conquer directing and writing for the big screen, she'll want someone who fits that bill. Alwyn didn't quite cut it - his career never really took off did it.

Deuxmoi posted that she’s already dating an slightly older guy.

Why doesn't she just give up and marry a woman?

Bland dumps blander.

R35 but who dumped who?! 🤭

What heard was that he felt like she got too crazy getting ready for her tour. Mean tempered. She hasn't toured in a while. But he was always very supportive of her and I think she will regret this. Joe is easy going, supportive and kind and I'm sure he will find someone who appreciates him, because she certainly didn't. Maybe she should write a song and call it "ME! ME! ME!"

^ I'll appreciate him... Call me, Joe 😉

Tom Brady's on the market. Greatest athlete of all time and greatest musician of all time. Perfect match.

[quote] he felt like she got too crazy getting ready for her tour. Mean tempered. She hasn't toured in a while. But he was always very supportive of her and I think she will regret this. Joe is easy going, supportive and kind[/quote]

This tracks. Her personality is very image-obsessed, ambitious, and workaholic. Her two best LTR options are either an easy going sweetheart like Joe or another highly ambitious power player like herself. Either way, it’ll need to be someone who’s comfortable being second to her career. Doesn’t matter how much money she makes or how many awards she earns; she’s always going to be striving for more.

I could see that thirsty little scamp Paul Mescal dating her for a couple of months.

Deuxmoi is throwing an absolute fit that she was wrong about Taylor and this Joe guy being married, or that they're even still together. She's doing everything to double down on that. That's what she gets for taking her friend 'Enty' of CDAN seriously.

Who is the next beard?

6 years = 3 albums.

I'm pleased that relationship is over, Joe is such a delicate flower. Taylor would have run rings around him.

i say brad's nxt if she rly wanna do films & keep good pr images

or... she can go w/ ben nxt &alue

[Quote]Deuxmoi posted that she’s already dating a slightly older gay guy.

Fixed.

I would think having a romantic relationship with her would be the same as having a romantic relationship with the CEO of General Motors. Unless there is a new definition of "romantic' couldn't really endure for more than a few minutes.

R46 = bayb talkn cunt trol

This Joe fella was alright in The Favourite although Nicholas Hoult was the standout male because he's stunning even in a 18th century wig and he got to be a completely catty bitch

Easter 2023. The happiest day of Joe Alwyn's life.

R13 yes, they're very obviously implants. You'd think Taylor would have picked a smaller cup size.

I think this could all be a feint and that at some point during her tour, he's going to show up and they will "hide" for the press, and then announce reconciliation and engagement.Six yea rs is a good chunk of time. I bet someone wanted to get married and someone else didn't.

I’m having Easter dinner at Palma, on Cornelia Street. I’ll report back what see in the block.

Who will be her next victim?

The news? NEWS?

R30 Her movie career has been shit.

What's this about Cornelia Street?

All the spazzy Kaylors who think she's secretly married to Karlie Kloss are celebrating.

She'll probably try to pursue Harry Styles now. She's always been hung up on him and they were on and off for years.

Taylor went from an AA cup to a D cup round about 2015.

[quote] I could see that thirsty little scamp Paul Mescal dating her for a couple of months.

So Paul and Joe sat down together about 3 months ago to talk about their careers.

R34 Because she's straight?

R7 Tom is married with a baby, Calvin is engaged

^ Doesn't mean they wouldn't come running if Taylor called 😏

that is not a D cup lol. she's a C at best

Can’t wait for the basis cunt’ new album. It’s gonna be spicy. Her music is cheap, bland, basic and unartistic and mass produced like McDonald’s. Only immature and basic people like her music.

She's had a few decent pop songs such as Blank Space, I Knew You Were Trouble

I think her next new relationship will be more public, like the ones before this guy. I don’t remember ever seeing one picture of them together. Oddly enough, Brad Pitt like isn’t so outlandish to me. His MO is to date the biggest actresses, that well has run dry, but Swift is a huge name. They would break the internet. However, due his rep and age and her fanbase, I could see huge backlash.

I think she'll try to steal Josh Kushner. She's stolen guys from her other friends in the past.

Are straight people really this stupid?

R69 break the internet? Are you 12?

[QUOTE] Why doesn't she just give up and marry a woman?

Go back to Tumblr, fraulein.

[QUOTE] Brad Pitt like isn’t so outlandish to me

He's 30 years older than her and ugly as sin these days. She dates for looks. Styles in 2012 was stunning, so was Lautner, so was Gyllanhaal aged 30. She's not going to jump from Tom Hiddleston and Joe Alwyn in their prime to a 62 year old man.

[quote]She dates for looks.

No, she dates for public relations. She's only interested in guys who are famous and good-looking so they can help her drive more media attention to her. I doubt she was genuinely interested in any of them.

Twitter has been trending with the next obvious step for Taylor.

[quote] He's 30 years older than her and ugly as sin these days. She dates for looks. Styles in 2012 was stunning, so was Lautner, so was Gyllanhaal aged 30. She's not going to jump from Tom Hiddleston and Joe Alwyn in their prime to a 62 year old man.

Brad’s currently ‘dating’ a 30 year old, so younger than Swift. He’s also not ugly and a huge superstar. Publicity trumps everything with these people, including love. She was always pretty out there with whomever she was dating until the TH backlash. I could see her next relationship being in the spotlight again. These people live for the attention celebrity relationships get, even if they do quiet for a while.

@r72, "break the internet? Are you 12? "

Wow, I think you won the internet with that snappy come back 😏

R77, sure, she lives for the attention but she is in her prime and can do much better than a 60-year old who has substance issues, a crazy ex-wife and a shaky relationship with his 6 kids. Who would want all that baggage?

the world has known for a thousand years that he was bearding for her. AND SHE PAYS WELL !

R72, you must be 92.

[quote] sure, she lives for the attention but she is in her prime and can do much better than a 60-year old who has substance issues, a crazy ex-wife and a shaky relationship with his 6 kids. Who would want all that baggage?

I don’t disagree with you, but he is one of the biggest names in Hollywood. I don’t think she’d go there for the reasons you mentioned. He has a ton of baggage and I doubt her fans would like it. That said, if there were ever some rumors floating around it wouldn’t absolutely shock me.

The most tedious of Swiftbots have landed

R71 What do you mean by that?

Deuxmoi now supposedly saying she’s in a throuple with Timmy and Kylie.

R79 the pr, the drama, the mutual benefit, the transformation of her image 4 her next album, plus access 2 film stuffs

those r enough 4 swift 2 draw up contract & negotiate e/ pitt

Remember, alot of her fans r millennial women baitibg 4 or already in sugar daddy relationship

Gaylors aka Taylor's fans that think she is gay and sending them secret messages through her songs and will come out with every new album she releases are the craziest, most delusional fans in the history of the human race. Even those teenage girls that shipped those two OneDirection members or Twilight fans that shipped the two main characters weren't this crazy. At least they disappeared after a few years. Just look at some of these people's theories on Twitter or TikTok. They are nuts

[QUOTE] I doubt she was genuinely interested in any of them.

Joe isn't even famous. Go away, Gaylor.

[QUOTE] she is in her prime and can do much better than a 60-year old who has substance issues, a crazy ex-wife and a shaky relationship with his 6 kids. Who would want all that baggage?

Exactly. Taylor is more famous and successful than Brad at this point - why would she want to be associated with that loser? It would be terrible PR. She'd be better off dating Harry Styles again.

I've always felt she comes across rather tomboyish, a baby dyke. Now she's 33? Wow.

Maybe she's gay maybe she isn't but the one event that factors into my assessment was the way her friendship ended so abruptly with that model. You don't end a friendship when your supposed best friend decides to marry. I thought that was odd.

R89 Brad is worth a fortune, has two Oscars and is well liked in Hollywood. What makes you call him a loser?

I agree that the next relationship will be a very public one that she will use as a spring board to promote her next album in which she whines about how Joe victimized her in the relationship.

Does she want kids?

R90 Those are all fake friendship. She changes her bffs faster than she changes her underwear. Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Lorde, among others, were all her "bffs" for a short period of time.

She will date Tom Brady

Could it not be more obvious that she is a lesbian? I can’t believe the public believes that she is heterosexual.

branding-wise tom brings nothing 2 her ticket

he just some retired jock, while brad can give her connection 2 hollywood exec goodwill, directors, & i think he has some stakes in studios also

What Taylor needs is a strong but sensitive man. Someone from her world, who understands the pitfalls of fame. I'm calling it now - Taylor will debut her new relationship with Elliot Page within weeks.

If she does partake in Kim's sloppy seconds and hook up with Pete Davidson, for the sake of humanity I pray they use contraception. Theirs would be an ugly and severely mentally fucked child.

Oh this is actually surprising as I assumed the next act for Taylor was going to be motherhood. Or her take it on it anyway.

R97, I don’t see her and Tom Brady, but he has huge name recognition and is closer to her age. Brad is not going to happen beyond fake rumors these celebs like to spread. Mainly because he is hated by a lot of young women because of Angelina. He’s also nearly 60, Gen Z thinks a 20 yr old shouldn’t date a 24 yr old. It will never fly with the core of her fanbase and she is very image conscious. She doesn’t need his connections either, she has her own.

half of gen z aspired 4 a sugar daddy r101,

also brad has DEEP movie connections, if she wanna be in interesting project, being w/ brad will certainly help w/ casting calls

plus, she can play mommy 2 the kids, which is relatable 2 her millennial fan

It won't be anyone high profile unless maybe a song writer/producer type. SOmeone established but obscure, butwell known in the industry. She is going to hook someone who can serve her. Her decision to go on tour after not touring for several years, may have been what broke the relationship. I think he thought they were in it for the long haul and she said she just "had to" do this.

Taylor's type is a lipstick lesbian.

Taylor knows how to play the media game, acting like a girly girl for her idiotic fans, but behind the scenes she's a mega bull dyke.

Taylor Swift eats pussy like a champ and also loves banging her girlfriends with a 10 inch strapon.

Uber dykes.

She’s obviously gay. I’m can’t believe people buy her fake romances. Maybe a surrogate baby at 40 but a marriage to a man, never.

"10 Women Who Changed My Life."

By Taylor Swift

[quote]Taylor Swift and longtime boyfriend SPLIT!!!!

Well, how do you expect her to write her next hit song or album, otherwise?

R97 u r uninformed idiot. Brady has a long-term sports analyst job and his production company just released a movie and is developing a TV series.

Funny how his career started to take off immediately after he started dating Swift.

Of her many, many past boyfriends that people go on and on about, the majority of them were short 3-6 month "relationships" with the majority of them closer to 3 months.

Funny how now that he's established, he books it.

Maybe one of her "Bitch Pack" will eat her out and things will be right as rain.

r109 sports analyst = retired jock

if i want a lead in2 my film careers, should i pick brad or tom 4 movie connections, gravitas, & know-how?

mind u tom hung out w/ trump, whom i hate

She could try Andrew Dismukes. He was showing some nice VPL last night. It could be her and Scarlett as SNL wives.

Taylor loves to play the dual c haracter of victim and empowered feminist at the same time. But it is wearing thin. I think she is selfish and mean spirited.

He never looked that much into her

Is Dimitrov single again? Could be a good match.

[quote] He never looked that much into her

R115 Like nearly ALL her past "boyfriends". They always have that look in their eye like "oh god, why am I here? God help me."

I could see with a big name athlete next, she’s been with everyone else, including a Kennedy. I think it would be a current player though, like a Joe Burrow or Josh Allen, both have gfs, but probably wouldn’t matter if she came calling. Didn’t Rihanna date a baseball players years back?

How is such a good looking young lady like Taylor not wifed up and with kids by now? Is she a lezzy?

Can any man even please this psycho bitch? My God. She's insufferable to even have to listen to 24/7 how did this poor guy stay for 6 years

[quote]She’s obviously gay. I’m can’t believe people buy her fake romances.

I'm an old and consequently don't pay much attention to her, but what about her is obviously gay? Does she play golf? Does she change the oil on her car?

I agree her romances are fake, but I think they're purely for career/PR purposes, not to pretend she's straight. My guess is that she just uses people, and that doesn't leave much room for romance of any kind.

R75 Yeah, that’s why she spent 6 years with one guy in a low key relationship.

Are you actually retarded or something?

say what you will but Taylor has excellent taste in men.

Huh. Surprisingly IDGAF

R124 yet you posted on this page?!?

I don't understand why she's so rich and popular. Her music is shit.

Time for her to be honest to herself and come out.

Taylor needs to go black. Are any eligible black rappers single right now?

[quote] Taylor needs to go black. Are any eligible black rappers single right now?

Kanye.

she dated tom hiddleston r123

tho i do see her dating a blk guy just 2 spice things up, pr wise

I don't remember her being associated with this guy before - let alone six fucking years?

This seems weird.

There have been numerous blind items about her being gay Some of her songs make references to being gay. The male lead in one video is a FTM trans person. Her boyfriends seem as real as Leo and his beards. Maybe she’s bi but I can’t see her ending up with a man.

I really don't see her going with an older man. She likes baby faced boys. I expect she'll become a cougar in her older years, rather like Madonna but more discreet.

Isn't her fan base a tad old to be clutching their pearls about which fag this icy calculating auto tuned dyke pretends to fuck?

Asking for a friend.,

[quote][R124] yet you posted on this page?!?

Yes. R125. Otherwise how would you know how I feel?

"I'm an old and consequently don't pay much attention to her, but what about her is obviously gay? Does she play golf? Does she change the oil on her car?"

She has a cat named after a Mariska Hargitay character. GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY. I'm surprised the cat doesn't have a cane

Lezzies of a particular age seem to be obsessed with her and assume she is gay, which she clearly isn't. Nothing about Taylor says gay. She seem to be a controlling woman. She will marry a man who is not in the public eye. A banker or Wall Street type

Taylor and Ryan Reynolds would make a wonderful couple. Perhaps she can look into forming a throuple with her buddy Blake?

He didn't even want to publicize their relationship. Wasn't that a clear signal from the beginning that he wasn't into her ? Taylor seemed to be so desperately holding onto Joe

Taylor probably wanted kids after the Eras tour ended and Joe said no thanks. Her fertility will fall off a cliff in about five years' time while he has decades still to procreate.

Only Tumblr fraus think she's gay.

She's so goddamn boring. I can't believe anyone gives a shit about Taylor Swift in 2023.

[Quote] Maybe she's gay maybe she isn't but the one event that factors into my assessment was the way her friendship ended so abruptly with that model. You don't end a friendship when your supposed best friend decides to marry. I thought that was odd.

I don't think it has anything to do with Karlie getting married. Karlie told Scooter something personal about Taylor and it pissed her off.

[Quote] Even those teenage girls that shipped those two OneDirection members or Twilight fans that shipped the two main characters weren't this crazy.

Um HKN think Rob and Kristen are secretly married with 3 children, one of them is named Sweet Pea 😭

[Quote] I think she'll try to steal Josh Kushner. She's stolen guys from her other friends in the past.

Like who?

[Quote] Those are all fake friendship. She changes her bffs faster than she changes her underwear. Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Emma Stone, Dianna Agron, Lorde, among others, were all her "bffs" for a short period of time.

She's still friends with Selena, they both love to play the victim constantly.

[quote] Karlie told Scooter something personal about Taylor and it pissed her off.

Like, oh my god, Karlie is SUCH a bitch!

I am naaahvarr speaking to her agaaaahhhhnn!!!

Well, if that wasn't the longest bearding arrangement ever! 🙄 And, of course, the Gaylor community (people who think she's a bearding bulldyke, and rightfully so, since she's still unmarried and childless at 33 1/2) on Reddit is over the mewn 🤭

Can anyone explain to me the appeal of Taylor Swift? She’s so bland and fucking annoying.

She is a bit bland, but I do like a few of her songs. Being gay would actually make her more intriguing.

As for R121, I'm not sure when or how the rumors started about her being gay, but I do believe there was a grainy video of her and that model apparently kissing at a concert. Also, I'm not sure if she has ever unequivocally said she was straight.

That's all I've got...and I'm not entirely sure why the rumor has had such staying power after all these years.

You haven’t made it until there are persistent gay rumors about you. It’s like one of the laws of the entertainment jungle.

[quote] Only Tumblr fraus think she's gay.

Wrong. Her bi/lesbo rumors have been going around for years on end, all over the internet. Especially in the blinds, usual rumor mills, etc.

is she finally gonna come out of the closet? everyone knows that she is gay, the question is; is she self loathing? because at this point these charades are getting sad

D149 If by everyone you mean you and a handful of delusional freaks on the internet, than yes. Everyone knows she is gay.

Why would the friendship break up over Karlie getting married? Karlie was already dating that Kushner guy way before she was cast as the next Taylor's bff. And they stopped hanging out way before those two got married. Something else must have happened. Karlie must have done something shitty behind Taylor's back, something with that Scooter guy that acquired all of Taylor's masters. Or bff license expired and she got a new bff

Boring, bland and the original basic.

R132 Some of her songs make references to being gay in the same way that Stairway to Heaven makes references about worshiping Satan or I'm So Tired makes references that Paul McCartney is dead.

R106 What's so obviously gay about her? Does she wear Birkenstocks in private, has a closet full of plaid shirts and baseball hats that she wears backwards. Where's the obvious part?

R154- She's tall. And successful. She doesn't wear glitter all the time. She has long-standing female friendships. While being tall. Clearly...

Nate is the Gay and Bearding Troll.

[QUOTE] I do believe there was a grainy video of her and that model apparently kissing at a concert.

They didn't kiss. Karlie's fiance (and now husband) Josh Kushner was standing right behind her.

Has numpty Nate ever even met a 'bull dyke'? Taylor would be classified as super femme if she was a lesbian, which she isn't.

[QUOTE] Her bi/lesbo rumors have been going around for years on end, all over the internet.

These rumors were started in 2012 by demented Larries who needed to make sense of the fact that she was fucking Harry Styles, who they were convinced was dating ugly Louis Tomlinson. Before that nobody thought she was gay.

Taylor Swift named her pussy Olivia Benson.

We're done here.

R150 let me help you with the SEO, okay? "Taylor Swift is a lesbian" , "Taylor Swift is gay" , "Taylor Swift is a closeted lesbian" , "Taylor Swift is closeted" , "Taylor Swift is never going to come out of the closet" , "Taylor Swift pretends to be straight but in reality is a lesbian" , "Taylor Swift is a closet case"

why are you so determined to prove her straightness btw?

R160 Well, you just proved my point. It's you and a handful of delusional freaks on the internet. There's even a tread on Reddit that makes fun of all the wild theories that so called Gaylors come up with to prove that she is some lesbian poet genius.

Why are you so determined to prove her gayness btw?

I want to eat Joe Alwyn’s ass. I bet Taylor Swift never did that.

Her thread on the LChat is hilarious. Someone posted about Tom Brady, then there was another one joking about Dylan O'Brien and they were instantly deleted. Never seen anything like it. I also love how Gaylors came up with Hetlors for anyone who thinks Taylor is straight 😂

So Joe Alwyn stuck in there for six years and still no-one can name anything he was in. (And yes, of course he's an actor who needs more exposure and fame.)

Typical Gaylors

The proof that she is gay

[quote] Her thread on the LChat is hilarious.

Referring to anything posted on the ghastly site Lchat as hilarious, poster outs herself as a Taylor lezzie fangurl

[Quote]So Joe Alwyn stuck in there for six years and still no-one can name anything he was in.

He was in me.

Isn't there a teen Kennedy boy she can rape?

I'll let Taylor rape me! Lautner though, not Swift.

In the thread above someone says she dates for looks. I’m guessing we mean (with very, very few exceptions) average looks.

She's not gay. She's a typical boring, bland All-American white woman. For some reason people always think these boring straight people are secretly gay because it's hard for them to wrap their head around how boring and basic they really are.

R171 Her now ex, the British actor, is above average in looks.

R172 What do you think happened between Karlie and her?

what makes you say she's a pyscho bitch?

R174 Kloss started hanging out with Katy Perry (who Swift had a feud with over back up dancers) and then later Scooter Braun (who acquired all of the rights to Swift's first six albums) which lead to the distancing of their friendship. In two of the songs on Evermore Swift references being betrayed by a friend ("friends break up") and references a "crook" which many believe to be Karli.

R175 Because she's still whining about John Mayer on her latest album after that relationship ended a decade ago.

I'm just going to leave this here.

Too bad he was cute. They probably would’ve had a nice looking children.

How do you break up with a guy you couldn't even pick out in a police line up?

have ur lawyer send him an nda & a notice of contract expiration r180

[Quote] Referring to anything posted on the ghastly site Lchat as hilarious, poster outs herself as a Taylor lezzie fangurl

Ghastly? Mary!!!

[quote] I do believe there was a grainy video of her and that model apparently kissing at a concert.

[quote] They didn't kiss. Karlie's fiance (and now husband) Josh Kushner was standing right behind her.

Josh is a CUCK for a lesbian!

Then again, he and Karlesbian are probably bearding for each other.

Josh Kushner is not the most butch guy in the room. Heck, even Taylor Swift is more butch than Josh.

THat's probably why Karlie prefers it when Taylor Swift eats out her box. Josh is repulsed by it.

Speaking of Josh Kushner.

I hate saying this, but both he and Jared used to be quite cute.

Too bad they're both criminals, associated with Trump.

Does Josh wear a hairpiece? The photo at R183 looks like it.

As a sidenote, coming from someone who doesn't really follow her career, this thread is like a CliffsNotes on Taylor Swift, her former boyfriends and her BFFs.

R183 = NateCrnkovich

First, I believe she is straight. Second I believe her ambition and her success have hardened her. She is a tough Boss Lady in the most cliched sense of the word. Also it is part of her brand, at least it was...to have heartbreak in her relationships. Third, I believe some of the relationships were fake, like the Jake Gyllenhaal one and the Harry Styles one.And Hiddleston. Looking back I'd like to slap all three of them, and ask, "WTF were you thinking?" But I think as she got older, she wanted to change her brand and evolve into a more mature image who could maintain a relationship. I think the relationship between her and Joe ALwyn was real. I think in the early stages they were really into one another and I don't think he would have dated her unless there were some preconditions, like keeping their relationship private. He didn't want to join the circus. But I bet you things started to deteriorate between them, when she did a ten minute version of her Jake song, "All Too Well" in the re-recorded 30 track RED album. She got back into her groove bitching about guys mistreating her , etc. and it had to bother him that she was still bitching about something that only lasted 2 months, and was a total set up from the git go. She had a crush on Jake, her people pushed for it, his career was not doing much so to raise his profile he went on a few dates with her. All documented carefully. Alwyn had to see through her bullshit after a certain point. The fact that he hung in there for 6 years is some kind of miracle. But clearly the relationship was going nowhere. Maybe she wanted to get married, and he kept postponing commitment.

R187 Why do you think her relationships with Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles and Hiddleston were fake?

After Conversations with Friends, Joe Alwyn thought his career would take off the way Paul Mescal’s did. Joe Alwyn ain’t no Paul Mescal. Alwyn is one in a long line of thin, handsome, pleasant and interchangeable C-List Brits from like Douglas Booth and Max Irons and Harry Lloyd and dozens of others in this generation alone.

R183 He's hot AF..And yeah, Gaylor's a lez. Can't believe people even question this anymore 🤦🏻

[QUOTE] I also love how Gaylors came up with Hetlors for anyone who thinks Taylor is straight 😂

Fuck off you pathetic frau. Do you think John Mayer and Calvin Harris are gay too? Tumblr is your spiritual home.

[QUOTE] Joe Alwyn ain’t no Paul Mescal.

True. He's much better looking than that fat Niall Horan lookalike.

R191 Of course, you delusional Frau! Don't you see Calvin is still unmarried and childless at 40 despite being an 8' stud?

There isn’t one picture of Swift with a man when there is a drop of chemistry. It’s called hiding in plain sight.

Joe Alwyn is even more bland and boring looking than Austin Butler!

That's a horrible picture R195. I've seen much better. And I think he is way hotter than Austin Butler.

Alwyn won a Grammy (shared with others) for writing some of the lyrics for Swift's album "Folklore." He says he doesn't sing, so here's hoping he writes a song about some woman who loves her career more than her relationship, and the abuse the guy suffers at her hand. And then he gets Jake Gyllenhaal to record and release it. Swift would understand.

R193 Calvin Harris is engaged (to a woman). You delusional "childless" troll

If NateCrnkovich says Taylor Swift is gay, that can only mean that Taylor Swift is straight.

I don't think Taylor's gay, either. I just don't think she's sexy; and as a pop star, that might be a more damning indictment. Taylor has almost no sex appeal. I think that's where that vibe comes from.

I'm surprised they stayed together this long too, but I'm a little surprised at how little we heard about them. I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to keep his and Taylor's relationship private, but I think that whole "privacy" thing after a certain is kinda weird, especially when someone has made a career being so open about their relationships.

But to be honest? He's about as un-sexy as she is. He's a generically handsome, thin, white British man. I feel like they bonded over their mutual blandness.

I actually hope Taylor stays single for a few years. Like, through the tour and maybe another album. That would actually make her iconic.

[r130] and? Tom Hiddleston is gorgeous.

Well, who are we nominating for her next English Actor Boyfriend Who Is Good Looking But Not Enough To Stand In Her Light?

I'm thinking Matthew Beard.

^That's from 2015 when he was 26. Former male model who went into acting. Star of PBS Mystery series "Vienna Blood". So he's age-appropriate for Swifty now.

R200 This is their only leaked photo. Even their leaked photos are boring. They are no Kurt and Courtney

[quote] Taylor has almost no sex appeal. I think that's where that vibe comes from.

She has zero sex appeal, which is why [white]women like Taylor and Adele. They don't feel threatened by them. Women are jealous and threatened by sexy women who could potentially steal their boyfriends.

Did you all think Joni Mitchell was gay and that her boyfriends were beards back in the 1970s?

And yet str8 women loved Britney Spears, who was considered sexy. They also love Marilyn Monroe, sex goddess. Women have to be likeable for other women to like them, that's all.

Don't think she is gay. She has this tomboyish style and energy that many straight women have. Plus she is tall and lean and has this boyish figure.

On the contrary I think that she likes handsome young men, if some are PR, doesn't mean she is gay, PR relationships are so frequent in showbiz.

R206 We don't but I'm sire NateCrnkovich does.

^sure

Linda Ronstadt never married or bore children. GAY!

[quote] Joe Alwyn ain’t no Paul Mescal.

Well, they are both uncut so that's all that matters.

R211 Debbie Harry never married or bore children. GAY!

R201 = Tom Hiddleston.

[quote] That's a horrible picture R195. I've seen much better.

It is what it is.

The camera doesn't lie.

Joe Alwyn is the kind of guy who is a 10 in the pub and on the street. But by Hollywood standards, he's a 6 at very best. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't have that undefinable it factor.

His hair is an 11.

R198 Of course he is, you dumbfuck (read attachment)! He's unmarried and childless at 40, so he must be! Not to mention, all of Gaylor's romances have been fake, which means all of her BFs have been gay! Why are you so hell-bent on making this any more complicated than it needs to be? 🙄😒 Also not to mention, a fiancée or wife does not a straight dewd make (ask Tim Tebow) 🤷🏻

Is everyone that claims Swift is straight being sarcastic or just delusional? She CLEARLY a big ol dyke.

In her Netflix documentary she is asked about her LGBT advocacy and she talks about how it taught her that you can be an advocate for a community even if you’re not a part of it. She’s straight.

R219 And, since she claimed it, we're just gonna believe her 🙄😒🤦🏻

Now she can scissor Karlie in peace.

R221 Ahahahah 🤣

R221 Karlie Klosseted 🤣

[Quote] Fuck off you pathetic frau. Do you think John Mayer and Calvin Harris are gay too? Tumblr is your spiritual home.

Aww someone forgot to take their meds today.

Nick Cannon Says He Wants to Have Baby #13 With Taylor Swift

R203 2015 is just the other day for the typical Datalounger who lives in a crypt and where time stands still.

R217 R218 You two are too stupid to be insulted

R225 LOL he basically called her a whore.

[quote] Nick Cannon Says He Wants to Have Baby #13 With Taylor Swift

Sorry, Nick. You're not her type.

She's strictly into pussy.

R227 Or maybe you're a stupid Swifty fraufan desperately wanting her to live up to her expectations

Well, well, her fans have clearly showed up...

[quote] Her next ex-boyfriend will be older, possibly a divorced dad. He will also be a movie industry person

Call me Taylor! I'm free!

Has she ever consummated these relationships or she’s a no sex before marriage type

Taylor is not gay. Neither are her boyfriends. She is high maintenance and really busy. I don't think she ever got over Jake Gyllenhaal. She can't stop singing about him, all these many years later. He ruined her for other men.

Huh.

"For some reason people always think these boring straight people are secretly gay because it's hard for them to wrap their head around how boring and basic they really are."

Because it's way more interesting to be a basic boring closet case than a basic boring straight woman?

How does that work?

I notice nobody said anything about people wanting to think she's gay because she's attractive.

It's what basic and boring people like you say when we talk about a closeted male celebrity. Why not a female one?

Everything you said speaks more to your biases, not anybody else's.

Taylor Swift is a woman who I honestly don't give a shit about. I'm not a fan. I don't listen to her music.

I obviously understand her place in pop culture and that she's influential (Wasn't her tour the reason people finally pretended to do something about Ticketmaster? That's clout).

But otherwise? She might as well be someone who's famous for swimming the English Channel or some rando influencer with a lot of Instagram followers.

But even I can't see she's gay, and I'm barely looking.

How blind do you have to be?

R230 I don't have any expectations from Taylor Swift

[QUOTE] This is their only leaked photo.

What are you spazzing on about? Search their names and there are hundreds of photos of them. At awards, leaving awards, in the sea in the Caribbean, walking through Hampstead, in Paris.

NateCrnkovich is the Sam Heughan Troll. Thinks every man he finds attractive is gay and every woman who dates them is gay.

R238 I said leaked, dummy

Taybore is still hung up on Harry Styles. She has a song about him on every album even the latest one.

Question

I remember

Good girl, sad boy

Big city, wrong choices

We had one thing going on

I swear that it was something

'Cause I don't remember who I was before you

Painted all my nights

A color I have searched for since

But one thing after another

Fuckin' situations,

Miscommunications and I

Have to say

By the way

I just may like some explanations

Can I ask you a question?

Did you ever have

someone kiss you in a

crowded room

And every single one of

your friends was making

fun of you

But fifteen seconds later they

were clapping too?

Then what did you do?

Did you leave her house

in the middle of the night? Oh

Did you wish you'd put up more of

a fight, oh

When she said it was too much?

Do you wish you could still touch her?

It's just a question

R239 My claims happen to be backed up by plenty of evidence, unlike yours. You consider any guy who hasn't officially come out straight until proven otherwise

Nate, you were positive that Alexander Skarsgard was gay too and all the time he was having a discreet affair with a woman who recently gave birth to their child.

Taylor's pussy will be visited by 4 horny lezzas.

[Quote]Has she ever consummated these relationships or she’s a no sex before marriage type

I'd wager that John Mayer gave it to her up the poop chute.

R243 IVF, so he really is gay. Not to mention all his trips to gay clubs in Berlin

Always a bride's maid. Poor thing.

But then, I doubt there's a man anywhere in the solar system that could make a go of a long term marriage with that gal.

Everything as planned 😏

250 posts? For Taylor Swift?

No children= gay

IVF children= gay

[Quote] I'd wager that John Mayer gave it to her up the poop chute.

You just reminded me of the rumour about Taylor getting an abortion when she was dating John.

Alice Evans and Ioan Gruffudd have kids from IVF. GAY!

R192 Joe Alwyn also lacks Paul Mescal’s Oscar and and Emmy nominations, as well as his BAFTA.

He’s an ambitious lad and Tay Tay hasn’t done much for his career.

There is no way he’d want kids or marriage with her until he has real critical acclaim.

[quote] You just reminded me of the rumour about Taylor getting an abortion when she was dating John.

Pfft.

The only thing she aborted was her heterosexuality.

[QUOTE] IVF, so he really is gay. Not to mention all his trips to gay clubs in Berlin

🤣🤣🤣 You really do sound like one of those insane Larrie fraus. Bet you even think Harry Styles is gay, and probably secretly married to Louis Tomlinson, who has a fake kid - right?

Kim & Kanye used a surrogate. Bet Nate thinks they are GAY AND BEARDING too.

TayTay got jealous of him acting in his projects because he was playing guys who had sex with other wimmin.

A "source" close to Swift explains why Swift initiated the breakup.

[quote] In the wake of Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's high-profile breakup, a source tells ET that the amicable split was initiated by the pop star.

[quote] "Taylor and Joe are in totally different places in their lives right now," the source tells ET. "It was more of Taylor's decision to break up, but both of them realized that they weren't completely right for one another.

Joe's damning personality trait that caused Taylor to dump him:

[quote] They had been together for such a long time and were spending so much time together, but their personalities were just too different. Joe is more introverted, shy and quiet."

So now he takes up permanent residency in the Friend Zone:

[quote] "She's very focused on touring and her career right now," the source adds. "Taylor has nothing but respect for Joe and really loved and enjoyed all the time and memories she shared with him. They had a deep connection and she really appreciated that. She hopes they can be friendly in the future."

"Joe, we wish you luck in your future endeavors."

I LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!!!

Thread Closed.

once a lesbo, always a lesbo -- time to come out of the closet Taylor Swift

I don't get why a break up needs to be stage managed when no one reallys knows him.

[quote] I don't get why a break up needs to be stage managed when no one reallys knows him.

Maybe I did it for a little extra publicity....

This is bullshit, R258, that "they weren't completely right for one another" as if any couple is "completely right". I think she is too selfish and looks at commitment to someone as something that will force her to give up her life and she is unwilling to make any accommodations to a shared relationship. They got through the COVID quarantine bubble because she was probably playing at being part of a couple. It was a role. But now she is back in the role she's most comfortable with, on stage, getting all that love from anonymous masses. Joe should be grateful. He dodged a bullet. And I gotta say the spin is all from her end. She is out here making sure her version of events is the version we all go with. And she is probably counting on the fact he won't say anything. Joe's "too nice." I'm liking him a lot more. I never cared much for her and didn't know him until recently.

I hope Joe fucks a bunch of slags, gets drunk on Graham Norton and tells us that he actually dumped Taylor because she's a boring nag.

They look like brother and sister. Also zzzzZzzzz.

I was never going to talk about this, but I guess I can. I fucked Joe Alwyn in his ASS off the coast of the North Atlantic for one whole summer in his ass. He's really sweet and it paid well.

Nurse!

[QUOTE] I was never going to talk about this, but I guess I can. I fucked Joe Alwyn in his ASS off the coast of the North Atlantic for one whole summer in his ass. He's really sweet and it paid well.

LIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!

This is going to be a hell of a double album.

R262- I'm guessing it's because some of her fans are batshit insane (people were threatening him online), and there was concern for his safety.

Well. "He's shy and retiring" doesn't really cut it for the demise of a six year relationship.

R265 Or maybe because she's a bulldyke and it tewk him 6 years to figure it out

R273 You don't even know what the term bulldyke means, you nimrod.

R274 Shut up, you stupid frau, and keep your delusions to yoself 🖕

Nate speaks the truth and Swift is 100% lesbo and butch (off-camera) therefore bulldyke is the correct word to describe her lesbianism

NateCrnkovich calling someone delusional is both funny and sad at the same time.

R276 She is only butch if you are a complete effeminate sissy boy

Nothing about her is butch. R278 is right - Nate must be some 120lb preening twink.

Never got the appeal. She’s so vanilla

I have a different theory. I'm wondering if since his career is doing better, and he's getting offers, and whether or not we like the stuff he does, he was getting work and getting noticed, and he definitely wants to build his career. I And then he wrote s few songs with her. I think the more she thought about it she felt threatened. I don't think Taylor could take that. Taylor could not stand the possibility that Joe might become too famous. She suffers from that "Queen Bee" thing .

^famous? Never heard of the guy

He probably wouldn't commit to having kids with her.

Agreed, she was dropping hints about marriage for what 3 albums? And Joe Alwyn has failed to pop the question, so Taylor is moving on before she hits her mid-30s. It’s pretty obvious his career slowed down after lockdown, there are younger and hotter actors and so he wants to focus on his career rather than being the Blake Lively to Taylor Swift’s Ryan Reynolds.

She was spotted out in some ugly pants and her signature hunch back in NY. She's so fake.

Alwyn is a bit of a milksop. Maybe she decided she wanted an alpha type to throw her around. Conversations with Friends was supposed to be his breakout role but it didn't get great reviews. Alwyn played Joe as a spineless weak type, very like himself.

I feel sorry for Joe because now he becomes a lyric in some mediocre song. And she may even do a whole album about the relationship. She's filth.

She strikes me as someone who won’t go down on a man and won’t let a man go down on her. Of course anything goes if she’s with another woman

R288 She would run away screaming if she ever saw a pussy that isn't hers, in front of her face.

R288 She's Just a big ol' lez. Nothing to add there 🤷🏻‍♂️

CrazyItalianDude = NateCrnkovich

Wasn't Swifty photod necking with Delevigne at some concert other?

R292 No. That was Karlie Kloss, now married to a man, which she was dating at the time. And it's hard to tell from photos if they were just hugging and screaming in each other's ear at the loud concert or if there was something more. Delevingne was photoed making out with Michelle Rodriguez at the basketball game, some years ago. And then with dozens of other famous and semi-famous women over the years.

They weren't kissing lol. Karlie's boyfriend Josh Kushner was standing right behind them.

R294 Don't Tell that to Gaylors. They will publicly lynch you.

I like going on Tumblr and winding up the dumb Kaylors. Those freaks actually think Levi isn't Karlie's son but a child born to Josh Kushner and his male partner by surrogate. They believe that Karlie gave birth to a baby daughter called Isla Rose who is her secret daughter with Taylor.

This blog thinks they have a baby girl using dumb theories like 'Taylor wore pink shoes at the Grammys.'

I just have a word of advice to Joe Alwyn. If the time comes when you start dating again, please, please, please keep it a secret. If you don't, she will come after you. Even if you wait a year to go public with someone new. Try to be invisible except for work. Seriously.

Taylor already wrote her goodbye song to Joe. Anti-Hero is her very best and most mature song - Swift gives it a pop gloss and all that slick gorgoeous production disguise to keep us guessing and to keep her fans fooled. It's a great song.

But when you really listen to the lyrics - she's confessing.

"Swift gives it a pop gloss and all that slick gorgoeous production disguise to keep us" from noticing she can't carry a tune.

It doesn't matter if she already wrote one. She'll write more. Shit she dated Jake Gyllenhaal for two months and he got a whole album.

If Joe starts dating too soon and looks happy she will definitely go after him. She can be vicious and vengeful.

R301 and a 10 minute music video.

R297 That is insane. The craziest fandom or whatever they are called, ever.

Alwyn is a soft butch, right?

r299 I love Anti-Hero and definitely saw her having a laugh at the idea of a life/family with Joe in it. She's like Stevie Nicks in a never getting married and having kids kind of way.

Gaylor Swiffer Duster is a bulldyke. Get over yourselves, ya Hetlor lewns!

She wants marriage and babies as much as Jennifer Garner does. Taylor Swift a total Frau. But who she is makes that dream a tall order. Joe Alwyn chose his career.

She’s too big, and has been an a successful ego-driven pop princess since she was 16. She doesn’t know how to have an adult relationship, hence the proliferation of high school fantasy songs 15 years on. Adult relationship OR adult friendship. Any normal, disappointing event in her life heightened and ridiculous. Katy Perry informing her dancers that she’s going to to start rehearsals for a new project becomes Katy Perry personally sabotaging a stadium tour complete with girl squad to fight her off.

Her scorched earth policy on exes will drive away. Tom Hiddleston wore one dumbass T-shirt and has been a joke for the better part of a decade. She is still getting mileage out of Jake Gyllenhaal not attending her birthday party.

r308 And I suppose she told you all that herself. Gimme a break

I’d suck Joe’s peen.

It seems Taylor fangurls have invaded the thread. Shouldn't most of you be reading people magazine or life and style. Taylor is nothing more than a closeted lesbian and the contract ended with her equally closeted gay boyfriend. There is no heartbreak or drama but it has to be played out for her brainwashed rubes case in point some of the posters in this thread.

R308, brilliant post!

R303 I thought that video, and the re-release of that "expanded version" of her album in 2021, was odd considering she seemed like she was happy in her relationship with Joe. I bet he found it odd too, for her to revisit other relationships. . Like a red flag. A BIG red flag. Something is broken in Taylor Swift. It's almost Faustian. She has surpassed herself in getting all the awards, and being a top grossing touring artist, and breaking all kinds of industry records, but she has no life at all outside recording and touring. Even if she were a Lesbian, (I don't think she is) she seems empty. She's still an emotionally stunted pop princess. She hasn't really grown at all. I'm not saying a person has to be in a relationship to be successful. But she has made relationships the foundation of her songs and her success, and she really has nothing to say about relationships beyond what any 16 yr old has to say.

R311 If you say so, it must be true.

I guess you missed the whole "Taylor's masters were sold so she re-recorded her catalogue."

R315, no I didn't miss it. I thought it was odd that she cut a 10 minute version and even a video.

See? the bullshit already started. Apparently Joe is in Budapest since March shooting a movie. One of his colleagues, and young actress posted photos from the sets of everyone. There's about 8 photos and only one of them is Joe holding up a scooter. he's alone. So now Taylor's deranged fans are after her.Unreal.

R316 well we think it was a great idea 👌

[QUOTE] Taylor is nothing more than a closeted lesbian and the contract ended with her equally closeted gay boyfriend

You think Joe is gay too? Demented Gaylor frau.

r319 Someone hasn't seen Alwyn's old pics. Demented Hetlor frau

Figures that the insane ancient gay Karen Carpenter troll is so against Taylor and Ariana.

R321 Wut?

Taylor could swap out Joe Alwyn with Austin Butler, and no one would no the difference.

Together, they're like three scoops of sugar free vanilla.

Joe is prettier than Austin. Austin don't need Taylor. He's the new Brad Pitt.

Don't speak too soon, r324.

[quote] Austin don't need Taylor. He's the new Brad Pitt.

Omg.

This has to be one of THE most ridiculous things I have ever read on Datalounge.

Austin Buttface doesn't even come close to Brad Pitt's beauty.

I hope they choose Joe as the new James Bond.. Boy would that piss Taylor off. He'd be an instant icon.

Bond needs to be an alpha and Joe is a milksop. Very low energy.

The person on the left looks like the result of a gender swapping app. He looks like Swift.

R326 You know beauty is subjective, right? Pitt has a badly pockmarked face from cystic acne. Maybe some fraus are into a ‘softer’ look. Pitt is rugged.

All Taybore's men have been pretty boys. She won't date anyone older than 35.

Is this what dating Taylor Swift does to a man?

British singer Matt Healy, beware!

When you're worth half a billion dollars you don't have boyfriends. You have associates.

Why does anyone even care about Taylor Swift's love life, she's sure not interesting enough to give shit about.

If this is talent, you can have her.

There was a brief time in which she was rumored to be dating F1 race driver Fernando Alonso, which I thought was weird AF since he's Spanish and a decade older and 4 inches shorter. I have no idea what that was all about and where that came from, but thank God it didn't last long because that would've been quite frankly preposterous. Forgot this bulldyike only beards with Brits for whatever reason (gotta be a marketing trope)

Her and Diann Agron need to get back together

r336 Well, she certainly can't get back with Karlie Klosseted, since she's preggo again

Nate is a dumb Gaylor. Taylor is straight.

r338 You're the dumb one, you delusional frau. Outta here!!!

She started "daring" another guy right after splitting with the previous one, which means this is yet another bearding arrangement of hers (in real life you stay single for some time as you need time to meet someone else) and is not gonna marry or have a child with this one either. Vomiting dyke, you're fewling no one!

Don't forget, Karlie's cookie smelling husband is also gay.

Sure Karlie's husband is gay, she is gay, their child is gay, their unborn baby is gay, Taylor's gay, you are gay, I am gay, everyone is gay gay gay

Karlie Kloset and Swish Kushner ARE gay.

R342, fuck off.

R343 Sure. You just totally changed my mind with that shitload of evidence you dropped on me. I am convinced

R344, you'd have to move in certain NYC circles to know what is really going on with those two closet cases, you obviously haven't a fucking clue.

You have to be a special kind of retard to not find it suspicious that this woman keeps "dating" one Brit after another, just as MeaCulpable "dates" one footballer after another. What are the odds of that even happening? It's like a woman only dating blue-eyed men or 6'2' men. It's statistically impossible! Not to mention that it never works out with any of them, to boot: still unmarried and childless at 35! This bulldyke is only as pathetic as them Hetlors

R345 This guy moves in certain NYC circles, you guys. He knows stuff.

It's statistically impossible for an American celebrity to date a couple of British celebrities? Nate, have you gone completely retard?

R348 Don't twist around my words, you retard: I said ONLY, because she ONLY dates Brits. And "only" does most certainly not mean "a couple every here and there". Not only is it suspicious for all her men to share the same nationality, but it's especially weird for a Mrkan woman to date this many men from another country. Go back to kindergarten, you retard!

R349 Except Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal Taylor Lautner, John Mayer aren't Brits you absolute bloody moron of a human being.

r349 Reported, you retarded Hetlor. Your idol is a closeted carpet muncher, and the sooner you accept this the better

r350

[quote]He will also be a movie industry person as TayTay seems determined to pretend to be an actress/director until she wins awards.

She can pretend until Hell freezes over, but as long as there ARE other actresses she's not winning any acting awards unless the voting is conducted among teenage girls at one of her concerts.

Generally speaking if you're dating Olivia Newton John you think you're dating a beautiful, talented woman.. If you're dating Carly Simon you think you're dating a beautiful, talented woman. if you're dating Taylor Swift you think you're dating a famous woman worth half a billion dollars and maybe I can get some of it.

I think Joe is well quit of her. I sincerely hope he doesn't become a punchline in her songs.

R351 You reported yourself? Finally a smart thing out of you

the world KNOWS SHE IS GAI and her bf's often are too, poor t huddleston, almost ruined his career from chagrin.

This woman can't stay single for 5 minutes! And what's the point if none of her relationships ever works? She's just setting herself up for her next failure! Such a desperate stra... oh, wait!

R357 the world knows that Taylor is Chinese broccoli? Interesting 🤔

[QUOTE] you'd have to move in certain NYC circles to know what is really going on with those two closet cases, you obviously haven't a fucking clue.

You mean certain Tumblr circles because that's the only place that naive fraus obsessed with PR actually think Taylor Swift is gay. It's not bizarre at all that she's dated several Brits as she is rich and famous enough to indulge any whim she has.

18-year-old Harry Styles gave Taywhore a life long taste for floppy haired Brits. Cue Nate sweeping in and shrieking that Styles is gay.

R360 certain Tumblr circles, twitter and LChat.

Ummm…it is searchable and verifiable that Taylor had a ROOM in her NYC place just for Karlie (article came out in 2014 in dailymail, etc.). Why would two successful, rich grown women need to be roommates?

Pair that with her mostly gay and Victoria’s Secret model girl squad, and her lyrics that make no sense when interpreting them as referring to men (ie ”don’t want you like a best friend”), especially since her “romances” with most of the men were so brief….and it starts making more sense that she’s been dating women behind the scenes and writing about it rather than her obvious PR romances.

The pattern is there if you look. And no, you don’t have to be delusional. Google “Taylor swift masterpost” if you’re curious.

[QUOTE] Ummm…it is searchable and verifiable that Taylor had a ROOM in her NYC place just for Karlie (article came out in 2014 in dailymail, etc.). Why would two successful, rich grown women need to be roommates?

They weren't roommates at any point. Karlie was living with her fiance Josh Kushner. She stayed with Taylor sometimes in NYC just as many rich people visit their friends. Taylor keeping a room for her in a 20 room mansion is no big deal.

[QUOTE] especially since her “romances” with most of the men were so brief

She was with Calvin Harris for over a year and Joe for six years! And you conveniently ignore that Karlie was dating Josh the entire time she was friends with Taylor, and is now married to him and pregnant with their second child.

I've never understood the insistence that Taylor and Karlie can't happen because of Josh when Josh has his own rumors. If it is true that this is a mutual bearding arrangement, then it makes sense to me that they would be married but also romantically involved with other people.

Anyway I don't believe that Taylor and Matty are real. I think they're buds and trolling everyone.

r363 THANK YOU!!! When a celebrity starts dating someone else shortly after (sometimes even as early as one week later) breaking up with their previous partner, it means their relationships are PR stunts. That especially applies to men, but also to this closeted lesbian, who's blonde, blue-eyed, 5'11', a millionaire and still conveniently unmarried and childless well into her 30s

R363 "Pair that with her mostly gay squad" Except she doesn't have a gay squad and you are making stuff up.

Nate is the Gay and Bearding Troll who thinks Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, all of One Direction, Sam Heughan, Shawn Mendes and dozens of others are gay.

[QUOTE] I've never understood the insistence that Taylor and Karlie can't happen because of Josh when Josh has his own rumors.

Rumors spread by dumbass Kaylors like you.

time to come out of the closet Taylor Swift, everybody knows and no one cares

369 You think Shawn Mendes is straight? You can't be that retarded! Even his groupies know the truth

R369 oh don't summon the Sam Heughan troll 😫

Nate is the Paul Mescal Troll, the Sam Heughan Troll AND a Klan Granny to boot.

R374 Wrong, I'm just Nate. And you're a frau who assumes everyone's straight

I do not think she is gay, I think she likes to endlessly date men she doesn't really want in order to subconsciously have as much song material as possible.

I don't think she does anything subconsciously; it's all calculated.

Taylor will craft a fake romantic life and lie about a lot of things for money and to preserve her career. The only thing she hasn’t done is make out with a man in public, hence the “source” saying she did with Matt Healy recently but no photos of it despite photos of them holding hands at the same restaurant they supposedly made out in. That and she hasn’t gone as far as to marry a man and have babies with him out of desperation, but once she hits her late 30s/40ish years, we’ll see.

R378 How is she gonna have babies with a man of she's a LESBIAN???!!! What is so hard to understand about that?

She's not a lesbian, you fucked up freak.

380 Says who? Her manager?

Did she love him long-time, is that what you are saying?

[Quote] The only thing she hasn’t done is make out with a man in public

She could save that for her next pr stunt. Is Ryan Seacrest single?

while it's obvious that she is gay/lesbo at this point we have to ask, is she self loathing? because these PR-showmances keep getting more ridiculous by the year

R384 She seems to be on some level. I can imagine being closeted to the public probably felt like a fun secret in her 20s with her squad in the know, but I’d guess that wore off and she probably just feels trapped but in for the long haul because of money/career obsession at this point.

Bummer, though. If she came out during peak fame years, it would not only shock the world but give lesbians some needed visibility.

She doesn't even remotely ping.

I knew she was cray-cray when she started stalking that Kennedy boy. Went up to Hyannisport and ingratiated herself with all his relatives, scared him half to death and he dumped her (she supposedly still talks to Ethel).

[quote]She doesn't even remotely ping.

One doesn't need to 'ping 'to be gay. Return your gay card if you are any, that is.

Its obvious Taylor's straight fangirls have made it to DL.

She sounds perfect for Elliott Page.

Why does everyone keep bringing up her squad? It wasn't real.

r380 Says who? Her manager?

R379 "How is she gonna have babies with a man of she's a LESBIAN"

Pretty sure all the lesbians that have children had them with men.

R384 Obvious to whom?

R392 Then they're not lesbians, idiot 🙄

R394 So there is no lesbian that has children? Or gay men with kids? You are the one screaming how people like Alexander Skarsgård, who just had a baby with his gf, are gay. You really are a special breed of dumb

r395 If it's done with IVF, retard

R396 He still had a baby with a woman, you bloody imbecile. The only way for a man to have a child

R397 So intercourse and IVF are one and the same to you, retard? Go to hell, you and your stupid Hetlors

Charlize Theron must be a lesbian: I've never seen her dating anyone, and she tends to sport butch haircuts and spew man-hating feminazi nonsense

"Return your gay card if you are any, that is."

Oh, honey. She isn't gay. Get over it. Not everyone's an empty vessel looking to be filled by you.

R398 You never said intercourse, you said a lesbian can't have a child with a man, you imbecile. And Hetlor isn't a thing. People that aren't delusional don't need a specific label

R399 You have never seen her dating anyone? Well, she must be gay then, if you haven't seen her dating anyone.

Funny, since she is dating a guy right now. Bit you are too stupid too use Google. And also a nimrod who think that all women with short hair are lesbians and not being a brainless bimbo equals to feminazi (what an incel term)

P.S. this is not a Charlize Theron thread, you imbecile

Someone get this retarded cunt off my back. She got mad she got called out on her idiocy. And yes, Theron is as gay as they come: you can tell from her lack of romantic life, her haircut and her statements. Too bad you're too dimwit to see it

She’ll probably never marry and adopt someday

[QUOTE] She doesn't even remotely ping.

Agree. Nate is fucking ridiculous.

Charlize was living with the Irish actor Stuart Townsend for years.

"He dated actress Charlize Theron after meeting her on the set of 2002's Trapped. The couple lived together in Los Angeles and Ireland. They said they considered themselves married without an actual marriage, with Townsend stating, "We didn't have a ceremony. I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no, there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married.... I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband." Theron split from Townsend when they came back on day two of a planned ten-day holiday in Mexico in January 2010."

The reason they split, Stuart required threesomes and Charlize wasn't into them. In 2015, Stuart was arrested after a domestic dispute with his Costa Rican wife, Agatha Araya. They are still married.

Nate speaks the truth, and Charlize is glass closeted -- whereas Swift suffers from internalized homophobia

R407 You don't know what glass closet means. How is she a glass closeted when she is dating a guy at the moment? I was never linked to any woman

R405 No, you are the fucking ridiculous one here, rancid cunt! Since when does someone need to "ping" (whatever that means) to be LGBTQWERTY? Ever heard of masculine gay gays and lipstick lesbians? Behaviors speak way louder than "mannerisms"

R406 2010 was over a decade ago. She's never dated anyone else since???!!! Kinda weird for a woman almost universally considered one of the hottest in the world

Nate, you truly are a moron. She dated Sean Penn in 2015. And you don't know if dated anyone after that. Apparently she's been hooking up with Gabriel Aubry these days.

But to you, if a woman doesn't look like a Barbie doll she is butch and automatically gay. Or is she isn't tied to a man 24/7, 365 days a year. Which funnily Taylor Swift is. But to you she's also gay. That because you are a fucking imbecile.

Talking about her ex

R411 Stop making shit up, you retarded frau! Don't you think I'd know if she'd dated all these men? isn't she a celebrity after all? And how come she's always single then? And, even in the unlikely even that she really has fucked all these random dudes, the fact that none of her romances has ever worked out (a la Gaylor) despite her being one of the hottest women in the world proves she's a celesbian

R413 Except she isn't always single, you nimrod. "Don't you think I'd know if she'd dated all these men?" Who the hell are you, a TMZ paparazzi? No, you obviously wouldn't know.

Most people's romances don't work out. What cave did you just crawled out of?

Taylor Swift is one of the hottest women in the world? Okay, now you truly proved that you are a complete imbecile.

This Nate dude needs to take his meds.

R414 I'm just not a gullible retard like you. And Gaylor is a lesbian, too. Only a retard like you has yet to catch up 🖕🖕🖕

^ you are literally too stupid to be insulted

R417 Then get lost once and for all, you frau! 🖕

R418 Go play in the traffic.

r419 Die in a grease fire, you motherfucking cunt! You will never have the last word with me!

R420 Eat my shorts, you freak

R421 shouldn't you be drying your dried up cunt with people magazine . The tabloid trash that brainwashed people like you into believing Taylor swift "heterosexuality" . Maybe tmz is more of your flavor.

R421 Read that, Hetlor? Someone else has put you in your place, too 🤭🖕

Nate clearly has a raging case of ADHD and is probably autistic as well, hence his obsession with trying to 'prove' that straight celebs like Taylor are actually gay.

Numpty Nate also thinks that Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner are lesbians! 🤣🤣🤣

R424 Another cunty Hetlor has just left the sewer 🐀

R423 Put me in my place? This is one the worst insults I have ever heard. Are you 12?

Here's Nate's Tumblr blog. The tragic fucker is a Kaylor.

This cunt is the female DiCrapio: she's been dating everyone, yet is still unmarried and childless. And the childlessness is the particularly ridiculous part, since there's no way in hell you can fuck the world and still not get knocked up, even if it's just by accident!

Gaylor Swiffer Duster is without the shadow of a doubt a celesbian, but do I think all of her fake BFs have been gay, too? Not necessarily, since it's a bit unlikely for such an astronomical number of men to all swing that way. The most plausibile theory is that some of them are, and their fauxmances were mutual bearding arrangements, while others were just straight men doing her a favor in Exchange for a bit of exposure

R429 A "celesbian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nate "childless" Crnkovich

“And the childlessness is the particularly ridiculous part, since there's no way in hell you can fuck the world and still not get knocked up, even if it's just by accident!”

You don’t understand much about women, do you?

R433 You understand even less, moron

If you think someone named Nate is the only person in the world who thinks Taylor is closeted, you are very naive.

This new relationship of hers is complete PR.

R435 = Nate's brother

That Alwyn lass is a handsome lezzie.

[QUOTE] This cunt is the female DiCrapio: she's been dating everyone, yet is still unmarried and childless

At 33, plenty of women are still unmarried and she just came out of a six year relationship with Joe where she lived with the guy in London. If she did marry you would be on here screaming about marriage contracts anyway.

Matty Healy is terrible PR - ergo, he is not PR. They're fucking.

Both my cousins, who are totally heterosexual, have been unmarried and "childless" at 33. They both had children in their late 30s.

r439 And what excuse are you gonna come up with when she doesn't have kids in her late 30s either?

She's milking her career while she still looks young and won't have kids for another five years or so.

r441 Gimme a motherfucking break! She's earned enough already to be able to stop and have kids for years now! If she wanted to do that, she would've done it already, especially with all the men she's dated. She will NEVER be a mother because she's a big ol' lez

R442 There are millions straight women older than her that don't have children, you stupid fuck. And lesbians can be mothers

Exactly, I know many straight women who don't have children. Some don't want them, I have two girlfriends who are in serious relationships (heterosexual) and don't care about children, some are reluctant and hesitating. Many have issues with fertility, it is quite common problem these days, perhaps because women start thinking about procreating much later in life when they are not as fertile as thry were in their 20s plus men have problems with sperm much more these days. So, in the end, you see many heterosexual people remaining "childless" these days.

Our Nate sounds as if he came from 50s.

r444 I'm so fucking tired of you guys. And how is she supposed to prove her straightness if she's always single, surrounded by cats, unmarried and childless? Because her moronic Hetlor fans swear she is? Bunch of retards

Alwys heard she like ladys.....

R445 You are dumb as a doorknob. Sharon Stone never had biological children. Is she gay as well?

John Travolta has kids, so I guess he's straight

the world knows she makes contracts with men to pose as her beard......he a muff diver.

I can’t imagine Taylor as a mother. She’s an ambitious narcissist. Think Madonna, with good manners.

Yes, John Travolta is straight, don't know who's even doubting that. And Sharon Stone has never had the endless slew of short-lived fauxmances of Gaylor Swiffer Duster

You thinking John Travolta is straight is enough proof to anyone that you are a complete imbecile. Short lived flings? She was with her last boyfriend for 6 years. That's the same as both Sharon Stone's marriages. And here is your gay Charlize Theron with her newest boyfriend. Now go play in the traffic

R451 A 6-year relationship that didn't result in marriage or pregnancy, retard. And I was talking about all of her previous flings, retard. Those were the short-lived flings Stone didn't have, retard. Go back to kindergarten and learn English, retard

6-year relationship that didn't result in marriage or pregnancy=gay. Are you the 18th century or really the dumbest person on this planet?

Rihanna also only had short relationships that didn't result in marriages or pregnancies (up untill a year ago). And she's older than Taylor.

All it would take is for someone to float the idea of how cute it would be having kids as backup singers in matching outfits in her videos and BAM! She'll be buying her own fertility clinic and outsourcing her eggs to surrogates all over the place.

[QUOTE] She will NEVER be a mother because she's a big ol' lez

Lesbians become mothers every day, you utter fuckwit.

R456 Yes, because they let men impregnate them since they're so attracted to them they can't wait to carry their children, which is exactly the opposite of what being a lesbian means. Back to the sewer, retard 🖕🖕🖕

Straight, gay, bi - I don't know what she is, and I really don't care. I do think some of her relationships have been for PR (I'm looking directly at you, Tom Hiddleston). She is an ambitious, cunning narcissist who plays the media like a fiddle.

On pregnancy and motherhood, I predict she'll do a January Jones and procure A-list sperm sometime in her early 40s. And, mark my words, she'll blow up like a tick on a water buffalo and go full frau. I recall she gifted Gigi Hadid with fugly handmade blankets or some shit when she had her kid. Swift will treat her eventual spawn like a 10 year old with a brand new Baby Born doll. Good luck to her, it's going to be amusing to watch from afar.

R458 I wonder what MeaCulpable is gonna do with her lab-born baby, since she's planning on freezing her eggs or getting IVF or some kind of convoluted shit, all for marrying a closeted fag who won't knock her up after 4 years and only popped the question out of pressure from her IG followers

Who the fuck is MeaCulpable?

r460 Not funny

r460 Olivia Culpo, dating San Francisco 49er Christian McCaffrey

[QUOTE] Yes, because they let men impregnate them since they're so attracted to them they can't wait to carry their children

Are you 12 years old, you spastic? Lesbians usually have kids via IVF.

What is the deal with that boyband guy?

Fatty Healy isn't in a boyband - he's the lead singer of The 1975, an indie band.

Boy band

So stunty.

Calvin Harris was less cringe.

I'd never even heard of Matt Healy and The 1975 until now. For what it's worth, I think Taylor is rather unattractive. Sure, she's tall and skinny, but her face isn't beautiful. She has rather sneering eyes.

R465 It's a mainstream corporate pop-"rock" band.

I understand that is how their pr tries to position them. Their audience is mainly teen girls. Boy band.

Boy band,

Even in light of all of her other PR relationships and stunts, this one seems super stunty. Doubt it will last long.

Swift seems to have managed to cultivate a fanbase of middle aged women, not always moms of her young fans. Healy fits with the kids, likely crossover tween fans, but not really the rest of her image. I am still astonished she is as popular as she is. But, so is Katy Perry.

If The 1975 were trying to move beyond the boy band niche, this was an interesting PR sideshow. Maybe the money is in the tweens?

So cringe.

In that photo her freakishly long arms are quite prominent. She is losing much of her attractiveness with age. Crazy how much $ she has. I still remember the whole Kanye thing.

Healy has beards in common with other exes of Swift, I believe? She did not do much for the career of Hiddleston, lol. That entertaining disaster would be hard to top.

R471 Timeline? They already have a timeline? Wasn't she dating Joe until a few weeks ago? What else is it gonna take for them dumb Hetlors to understand none of this makes any sense and she's a big ol' lez? 🙄🙄🙄

What is a Hetlor?

And yes, huge dyke. With freakishly long arms.

r474 But she's 5'11'ish, so her wingspan is in her proportion to her height. And they're those who think Taylor is heterosexual

We love Taylor's signature red lip.

Her fans are turning against her. Even delusional gaylors like NateCrnkovich. Her new boyfriend is allegedly a racist and sexist who's into Ghetto Gaggers (porn site known for videos featuring the humiliation and brutalization of mostly Black women). According to his interview. And also made Nazi salutes during his band's concerts

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Man, I wish I could comment on the DailyFail, but I've already been banned 85 times in 2 years, so I'll never set foot there again. I used to love posting "He gay and bearding" there, too, but apparenly the mods weren't too thrilled (and especially if you wrote that about certain celebrities like Looney and Huge Ackman)

The Fail never publish my comments about Zefron or Clooney being gay. I got banned once for calling Australian personality Grant Denyer a small person with substance issues.

[QUOTE] Healy has beards in common with other exes of Swift, I believe?

What the fuck are you talking about? Healy isn't gay, you dumbass twink.

cha cha cha

R479 "I used to love posting "He gay and bearding" there, too.."

I wonder why you were banned. At least you can still write that in every celebrity thread on here

When they inevitably break up, Taylor better not start her usual gaslighting campaign.

Matty inherited it all from his kooky showbiz survivor parents.

Denise Welch WILL cut a bitch.

Matty is awful. Nepo baby on both sides, ex heroin addict, current cocaine addict, did the Heil Hitler salute on stage, and was recently caught masturbating to Ghetto Grabbers, porn that features black women being brutalised.

Worst PR possible for Taylor so not PR.

R485 Reading mora about it, I think he was making fun of Kanye, not really Nazi saluting. Don't know about the rest of the stuff you wrote

R486 But she doesn't need to be seen with a nice guy: all she needs is to be seen with a guy. And, in exchange, he gets some ghewd exposure for dating the most famous pop star of our time #winwin

Obviously, this dude is not "the one" either for this big ol' lez, so she's gonna break up with him as well, so that'll be another failed fake relationship of hers to be added to her long list of failed fake relationships. And she's gonna find herself once again unmarried, childless, single and closeted while getting older and older 🤷🏻‍♂️

For a ghewd 2 weeks there were talks or her dating Fernando Alonso, which made everyone ROTFLOL because he's a decade older and 4 inches shorter. Wonder what that was all about... Maybe they were negotiating the bearding contract and something must've gone awry, so they fell back on this junkie instead lol

r488 I remember lol

It's Gaggers not Grabbers, typo queen.

How can be be a coke head if he's getting fatter? Seems more like booze, pot and donuts.

Doubt this stunt will last the summer.

Will doubtless be the fault of "busy conflicting schedules" or some bs.

Why would a woman need an endless supply of fake boyfriends if she's straight?

Whether this is a PR stunt or not, Matt and Taylor both have history together as they were rumored to have dated 10 years earlier. I don't find Matt Healy physically attractive at all-- he's like the Pete Davidson of the music world--- but he has a charismatic personality as opposed to bland Joe. And he's a bad boy and she seems to want excitement to write more love songs as she prefers to be in the "lavender phase" of a relationship as opposed to a real love commitment.

No, I don't think she's gay and I'm not a Swiftie.

I think Taylor finally realized she wanted someone who was comfortable with her level of fame and this guy has dealt with two famous parents all his life (whoever they are as I don't live in Britain). Plus they're both musicians and songwriters which connects them.

I predict she'll have his baby and get married. Right now, Joe Alwyn is very depressed, poor guy.

Did you get paid to write that, R493? Sounds more like People magazine woo than something a gay man would type.

Ok, I'll play. Why would someone have a baby with a junkie who has mental health issues and whose parents are both notorious drunks? Surely she could source better genetics?

Okurrrr

lez.

I'm laughing at her pathetic fans thinking an open letter is going to stop her dating this guy. What a pack of morons. Swift doesn't care about her fans, she's just brilliant at pretending she does so they buy her shitty music.

[QUOTE] Sounds more like People magazine would say than something a gay man would type.

Love the assumption that all gay men are like Nate - hysterical bottoms screeching about bearding contracts and losing their shit when people disagree with them.

[QUOTE] Ok, I'll play. Why would someone have a baby with a junkie who has mental health issues and whose parents are both notorious drunks? Surely she could source better genetics

Her ex Harry Styles is right there. No family history of drug or alcohol addiction, super fit and healthy, works out every day, ice bath after every show. He's a lot better looking than Matty too, plus the biggest male artist in the world right now. Outselling Ed Sheeran by miles and has more global reach than Bad Bunny.

R498 Shut the fuck up, you retard! You know all to well this woman is a dyke (as if it weren't obvious at this point), you just like contradicting people for the heck of It 🙄🖕

[QUOTE] Shut the fuck up, you retard!

And right on cue here's the tantrum! As usual, Nate is throwing around schoolboy insults and sounding about 12-years-old.

"She's a dyke because I SAID SO!"

No evidence at all that she's into women, you poor deluded clown.

I am sure the ex is fine.

Stories of Joe Alwyn’s depression and confusion no doubt come from Taylor’s camp. She invested 6 years into that relationship and didn’t get the proposal she had been angling for, so she changed the narrative to her being the heartbreaker

Joe is tall and handsome and always working even though he won't ever be A list. He'll probably date Florence Pugh next.

She is a vile person. She recently sang about cheating. Implying it was her ex which turned her lunatic fans against him. Seems like she is projecting her own behavior on him and trying to cover her ass. She has all the power in that relationship. She chums the water and gets her fans and PR to destroy people. People she supposedly cared about. I once compared her to trump. They are both malignant narcissist. Any man who gets involved with her after this deserves what’s coming.

LESBO.

She's a bitch who made a speech last night saying she had 'never been this happy.' Poor Joe.

Her song Karma....it's coming back to Taylor. Now that she got involved with someone only a few weeks after dumping her longtime lover,, people are revisiting her past relationships in 2016. She dumped Calvin Harris for Tom Hiddleston, then dumped him for Joe.

Harris became very bitter but I truly feel sorry for Hiddleston. After she dumped him, TS looked like a dejected mess and practically went into seclusion. His involvement with TS jeopardized his chances for the James Bond role and he became a laughingstock. However, unlike Harris, he never said anything bad about TS.

Taylor deserves Matt Healy, he's a mess like her.

It's really adorable how you keep pretending this dyke is even straight and her romances are even legit. When will you wake up?

I don't think Taylor has ever had a dick in her, likely a dildo used by one of her female lovers, but never a human dick attached to a man.

Her fans are way too stupid, and naive, to comprehend all these 'relationships' are PR bullshit. Her revolving door of BFs are nothing but fake fodder for her silly snooze-worthy songs.

Taylor IS the female DeCrappio, both closeted, both quite predictable and boring.

I looked up Taylor's upcoming concerts in LA. She is playing at the Sofi Stadium for FIVE NIGHTS. The venue seats a little over 70,000 people....so they envision around 1/2 million people will want to see her. The lowest price of a seat is $1500. You can't buy anything cheaper.

R509, please show evidence that she is a Lez, otherwise, shut up. I don't see it and I am not one of those neurotic fans. If she was, her lyrics would have Sapphic undertones. She could be Bi.

The new guy she's with - Matt Healy - is definitely not closeted. He has a wild reputation with women.

r511 It doesn't fucking matter what HE is. What matters is what SHE is, which is a lesbian! He could just be lewking for publicity by dating someone so high-profile. Prewf? You want prewf???!!! Lewk at her past relationships: none worked, no marriage, no kids, this one ain't gonna work either

R511 you can't be this naive and clueless. By the way I am not nate.

R509 A gaylor calling other people stupid and naive. That's a laugh

R513 = Nate's cousin

R509 Thank you! Her fans are the dumbest on the planet (no wonder she keeps doing this)!

R515 a fanatic dumbass. Shouldn't you be on tmz or some tabloid trashy website reading about Taylor swift latest stunts since you believe her "heterosexuality" .

R517 Shouldn't you be on Tumblr writing fanfiction about her being gay and her and Karlie having a child together?

She’s pulling out all stops. All she cares about is getting people to her rally. And they are rallies. Like trump she cares only about the number of people who show up to bolster their ego and wallet. But no worry I’m sure she’s already planning on what to do after this. How she was so broken hearted that she just rushed into familiar arms. She knows the power of a white woman's tears.

Regarding her concerts or "rallies", the number of musical artists who can sell out Sofi stadium is the number of fingers I can count on one hand. BTS played there for 2 nights only but Taylor is so popular, she booked there for FIVE NIGHTS?!!!

IMO, I don't get the big deal about her popularity and her songwriting. Every time she's up for an award, she wins it. And her songs are indistinguishable from one another.. Same melody, same words but re-arranged differently. She is no young Stevie Nicks who dazzled and mesmerized people with her songs and vocals--and still does as Rumors is still top 40 album on Billboard 200. Taylor just has an average sounding voice. I find her a very boring singer and artist.

[quote]For what it's worth, I think Taylor is rather unattractive. Sure, she's tall and skinny, but her face isn't beautiful. She has rather sneering eyes.

I think she should lean into her slitted reptilian eyes and go full Endora with her makeup. Hair and wardrobe too.

[QUOTE] After she dumped him, TS looked like a dejected mess and practically went into seclusion. His involvement with TS jeopardized his chances for the James Bond role and he became a laughingstock.

All her lovers become laughing stocks which is why nobody would date her for PR. Alwyn is known as Taylor's lapdog and it's stopped him being cast in alpha male type roles. He got milksop Nick in Conversations with Friends instead of Conal in Normal People.

Nate and the other Kaylors genuinely think that Kaylor isn't really married to Josh Kushner or the mother of their child Levi. Nate's addled brain tells him that Taylor and Karlie have a secret baby called Isla Rose, with another on the way.

r523 Never said any of that, idiot

Can we talk about her brother? Is he family?

Taylor frau is allergic to cock, no Y chromosome close to her lady parts, please.

R524 Then why did you called her Klosseted, a "dyke", etc.?

IMO, Taylor has a pretty face but she covers with those stupid bangs. Here is a rare pic of her without bangs and you can see her eyes more, I think she has pretty eyes..

The thick bangs are hideous, agreed. Taylor used to have small, deep set eyes until 2014 when she had an eyelift. They are now her best feature and appear quite large and intensely blue.

Nate, you've prated about Karlie being 'a big old lez' and her husband being 'a closet case' so you clearly think they have some kind of lavender marriage going on.

duh,,,,,,she only dates queens.....get real ya'll.......

R531 John Mayer, Calvin Harris, that last Nazi saluting guy are queens?

None of her exes are queens. Even Styles is just a queerbaiting straight man.

R509 Are you telling me that she and Hiddleston never . . . .?!"

I am shocked, truly shocked.

Meanwhile, Swiftie appears to have ditched her latest after a few months, moaning about how she may have just "lost the love of my life".

I'm sure Styles, Hiddleston, and Alwyn are devastated to hear it.

R509 Yeah, John Mayer was with her out of the goodness of his heart. He totally wasn't sticking it in her every night. Completely believable

Jake Gylenhaal broke her hymen. That's what that 10 minute music video is about.

Her high school boyfriend took her virginity at age 15, then Mayer taught her all about sex and how to please a man. Jake was pleasantly surprised and there was no trace of a hymen. Harry Styles was the love of her life but she was way too intense for him. Calvin was too macho for her. She taught Joe everything she knew about sex but in the end she craved another alpha male, not a milksop like Alwyn.

r536 Jake Gylenhaal has never been near a hymen.

I refuse to post on a forum where people think Taylor Swift is straight! What a bunch of retards!

Adios 👋

I refuse to post on a forum where people think Taylor Swift is straight! What a bunch of retards!

Adios 👋

Good riddance, Kaylor at R540.

This woman is a lesbian, which is why none of her romances ever works out and she just uses them as a trite source of inspiration for her crappy songs. Will you get this through your lentil-sized brains, you bunch of trolls?

R542 Fuck off Nate. Didn't you just say adios two posts above?

R542 She was with that blonde guy for six years. How is that not working out? How long does she need to be with a person for you to give her thumbs up? Till death? Newsflash, 99.99% of straight relationships don't last till one of them drops dead. More than half of straight marriages end up in divorce. So by your brilliant logic, a huge majority of "straight" people are actually gay because their relationships don't work out.

Why she date so many gays? oh....

She doesn't

R544 And did she marry him? Did she get pregnant? Were they even seen together more than 3 times total? Wakey wakey, dummy-dummy: she's a dyke! 🙄

R547 Fuck, you are dumb. Are Kylie Minogue and Juliette Lewis gay? Why doesn't any of their relationships works out? Why didn't they get pregnant?

Are you from 1800s?

R538 Kylie had a tumor, of course she can't conceive. She's justified!

🖕 That was obviously for r548. And, anyways, she never made a spectacle of her love life with a revolving door of BFs (more like merkins) like Gaylor Swiffer Duster, nor did she base her entire music career on it 🙄

R550 Taylor is 33, not 53, you nimrod. She still has time to have an army of children. So none of Kylie's relationships worked out because she has tumor? Stupid much? And funny how you left out Juliette Lewis. What's your excuse for her not having children and none of her relationship working out. Taylor's longest relationship was longer than any relationship Kyle or Juliette had.

R551 I don't know who Juliette Lewis is, cause I wasn't born in the 40s like you, retard. And no, she will never have an "army of children", cause she's a big ol' lez' (or asexual at best) and even retards like you know It 🖕

Not to mention, retard, it's not about not working out, but also their duration: all of her fauxmances, from the ones from a decade ago to the one with the homophobic racist junkie (except for the one with Joe) have literally lasted 2 weeks. If that doesn't scream PR stunt to you, you're a retard. But we already know you are 🖕

R551 Stupid Hetlor, get the fuck out of this website!!!

Hi, I'm Gaylor Swiffer Duster. My favorite pastime is going out on dates with men, claiming that I've never been happier and they're the love of my life, then breaking up with them for no reason 15 days later. I must've done this at least 15 times in 15 years (lots of 15s btw, huh?). But, by all means, do think these relationships are legit and I'm a superheterosexual woman!

Retards 🙄🤦🏻

R552 R553 and R554 are all posts by NateCrnkovich. So now you stopped signing your post cause everyone is making fun of you?

R552 Juliette Lewis is 49, you braindead waste of sperm and egg

[QUOTE] Not to mention, retard, it's not about not working out, but also their duration: all of her fauxmances, from the ones from a decade ago to the one with the homophobic racist junkie (except for the one with Joe) have literally lasted 2 weeks

Dumbass Nate can't count.

Harry Styles - three months officially and then on and off for a year

Calvin Harris - over a year

Joe - over six years

Not bad considering she is only 31.

Fuckwit Nate is hugely triggered and threatened by other people disagreeing with him. Very childish.

Stupid lardtard Nate.

I see her stupid fans have come out of hiding (actually no, the same one over and over again because she's so desperate). Poor retarded cunt. Well, this'll be my last time on this wretched board where pointing out the truth hurts and triggers. Try and act shocked when she comes out at 84, bunch of retards 👋

R560 Nate, you said bye about 84 times now