Subtle Signs a Woman Is A Lesbian

Christ, not this nonsense again

Lacks a sense of humour 🙄

That is not subtle, R2.

Since all lesbians are sad all the time you can smell rank vagina when they sigh. I can always smell the pussy on their breath when they sigh. It is kinda hot in a sickening kind of way.

Their fingers smell of pussy. I never take a drink served by a lesbian bartender.

OP she plays guitar. Therefore she has short nails.

Never bend over nr a lezzie as their instinct is to fist any hole/orifice around. Even shitty gay holes they will have at it. I learnt my lesson. LOL.

OP, this woman looks nothing like lesbian. It is not 50s anymore nor all straight women look like sex dolls anymore. Besides, there is a trend in younger women or women who care about their health not to wear nail polish cause it is highly toxic. I also have a female friend who is Kinsey 0 and who thinks long painted nails are trashy.

No one born after 1930 talks about the debunked fucking Kinsey scale, u fossil.

Unironically posting on social media about their 130+ IQ while providing ample evidence on the same account that the claim is at least disputable. No humour, and more irritatingly: laugh-emojis at tings that aren't that funny, something like "Celebrating four weeks with the love of my life. Look at our rings!“ (Yes, I'm thinking of a specific person.)

Why they can't stop looking at me while I'm changing... even though I know how quiche I am.

Excuse me, I was born in 1931 R9.

Lesbians are not subtle, this thread is moot!

Except Wynonna isn't a lesbian, so this whole thread is a fail.

What's with the lesbian are miserable, sad and humorless stereotype on this site. Most of the lesbians I encountered were funny, joyful, outgoing, happy ladies

Want thing I noticed is that lesbians love to wear big watches. Especially the dominant femme lesbians

DL threads on lesbians are usually bad and this is no exception.

My offer of 'subtle' - will make eye contact more intensely and longer with women compared to straight women who will give you the usual cutesy compliments on your hair/clothes/how pretty you are.

Watching someone's gaze in general often gives you an idea of their inclinations, male or female, straight or gay. Both how they interact with others, as R17 said, but also what catches their attention as people come and go.

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver

And she stuck him up in the air

Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish I did have a pair"

Now the beaver once slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

And the bastard tried to bite me

Usually a no-nonsense haircut does the trick. It doesn’t have to a bitch buzzcut, that’s for very apparent lesbians. But certainly a ponytail that wheee the hair had a crease because it’s never out of the ponytail

Look at the shoes too. Straight women tend to have heels or smart/new shoes.

r16 I always suspected Betty was a lesbian

R21 coming from 60s. Most straight women wear trainers these days .

R23 You missed out the 'smart/new' bit. Lesbians tend to be more grungy and ok with worn shoes.

It's the voice, a lot of times. There's no feminine lilt to it. Like Jodie Foster.

[quote] Except Wynonna isn't a lesbian, so this whole thread is a fail.

Despite being married multiple times (to men), she might still be a lesbian.

If you see two women making out in the Faconable department at Nordstrom, they're likely lesbians.

Why would a lesbian bother marrying multiple men? I don't think that makes them likely to be lesbian.

Why do you care, unless you’re a lesbian, too?

R27- I agree TOTALLY

R25 By that logic, every single person on this planet "could be gay".

Despite being married multiple times (to men), Pamela Anderson might still be a lesbian.

See how easy that is.

Yet another topic gay men fancy themselves experts on about which they know nothing.

Mansplain it to me, fellas!

R15, there’s a great need here to feel superior.

Office spots talks.

Specifically when they can go toe to toe with the guys at work about sports. Now, there are some straight daddy's girls that grew up going to tailgates and watching their family's preferred college and maybe NFL teams, but they usually keep the conversation at the surface level. They want the guys to know they are the cool girlfriend or female co-worker that doesn't mind sports, but it's clearly not their main interests.

Lesbians will more often than not, go deep into the conversation and throw some stats, throw some names around, and keep pace with the office sports conversation. The straight girls will talk in general about their college team, then let the men sort of take the lead of the conversation as they slowly bow out. Lesbians, aren't playing that game, and it's fucking awesome to watch.

As a gay man that doesn't watch sports, I fucking love seeing the out or closeted lesbians in action. NO, they aren't in the closet to me, cause the gays gotta stick together, but I'm like, "You go girl!" when they get into the sports talk.

R33 = dialing in from 1975

R33 As a gaymo that's the biggest thing I dislike about straight women - that they're so submissive to men, even now. Millennials, Gen Z, I've seen that repulsive submissiveness to straight men and I don't understand it.

Men like women to be submissive, R35. Otherwise they’ll think they’re lesbians.

R9

That's not true.

R36 Exactly. Whenever a woman is obnoxiously submissive to a man, that gives me big red flags because a lesbian is a lot less likely to be submissive to a man.

The most intelligent person in any room is always a lesbian, and that's a fact, Jack.

Agreed with R35 and R38. Lesbians won't feel obliged to make the huge fake ass little homemaker submissive smile when they mingle with a group of people like most of the other chicks do. Look at poor subservient Ivanka, showing submissiveness, like daddy told her to do to be as popular with the boys as she is with daddy. If not for the cam, you know Christine Lagarde would have made a giant eye roll a standoff sigh and sent her off.

When a woman has the posture and gait of a straight guy

R39 That's one of the most retarded things ever written on this sites. A huge majority of female scientists, professors, doctos...are straight women.

Straight women stand up! (R42)

r35 that's because they know submissiveness is the keys to easily snagging a man. Once in a relationship, these women can use sex or other means to lead the family in subtle and overt ways, but publicly they play the game,

Men are no different. Most men will be submissive to their bosses. Not alpha men though, they treat them as respected members high on the org chart, but still, as another man. That confidence leads them to gain respect of their superiors and seem like leaders. I've seen others get nervous or act flustered around their bosses. Men will also submit in subtle ways to those with confidence, looks, heights, or wealth.

Gay men will batt their eyes and play the beta role if they get the attention of a guy that they see as hotter or of a higher rank. This is learned behavior from childhood. A man's man, may play tough, but defer to his own father till their father is old and frail.

Humans really are fascinating and simple, all at once.

A subtle sign, sometimes, is their coldness toward men, straight and even gay.

I went to a lesbian bar, many years ago. I'm a gay man and went with a lesbian friend. Clearly, I was invading their territory.

Stay away from that nutloaf

If they read the Datalounge, R45, I can understand their coldness toward gay men.

There’s nothing subtle about a butch woman who loves to scissor. Just like there’s nothing subtle about a cocksucking man.

[quote]because they know submissiveness is the keys to easily snagging a man

SNAGGING a man? The last time I heard that word it was uttered by Jessie Brewer on General Hospital in 1969.

R50 The dino demo on DL gets their "wit" from the 5 jokes made on the Golden Girls,. They ain't very smart or sophisticated.

Do you think this one is lesbian, R35 ?

Aloofness

Ha ha, R50. DL men think it’s hard for women to get men, they must be captured or tricked in to it. Some of you guys should get out of the house more often.

[quote]That's one of the most retarded things ever written on this sites. A huge majority of female scientists, professors, doctos...are straight women.

And a LOT of those woman are lesbians.

Lezzies are only 2% of the general population. Gay men are 3%. The 10% figure has always been BS.

Under 30: Testosterone, double mastectomy, called Aiden / Zayne / Quinby etc

Over 30: Vegan.

[quote]It's the voice, a lot of times. There's no feminine lilt to it. Like Jodie Foster.

That's because that "lilt" is babytalkishness that appeals to straight men.

The funniest thing to watch is a good-looking straight man who is used to having women act like a child-like, subservient little vixen with her little touches, giggles, looks, and hair flips deal with a lesbian who basically stares at him like he's a piece of the wall, if she looks at him at all. They don't know what to do with themelves.

R55 "And a LOT of those woman are lesbians"

Oh boy.

And what does that has to do with anything OP (you?) said? That the lesbian is always the smartest person in the room. When a huge majority of most intelligent women are straight since straight women make a huge majority of the female population.

R59, lesbians are more likely to go into and excel in the usual male-dominated fields across the board.

The Crisco is not in the pantry.

The submissive thing is so key it's almost comical. There's actually a subreddit called Redpillwomen, it's for women who want men to commit to them. They want traditional relationships and the biggest thing they stress to keep a man happy is submissiveness. Well, that and beauty/youth.

Lesbians don't play that game.

r21

[R21] Straight women who wear “heels and smart/new shoes” tend to have gross and disgusting bunions.

Lesbians have more sense and self-respect than to cripple themselves that way. Fuck gender conformity.

Gay face

SHe has pussy hairs stuck in her teeth.

Indelicate, loping walk.

R60 Even if every single lesbian on this planet went into and excel in the usual male-dominated fields across the board, there would still be a minority among women, since lesbians make about 1-2% of the female population. So to say that the lesbian is always the smartest person in the room is beyond idiotic. And why are you equaling intelligence with male dominated fields?

She transitions.

If she wears loose-fitting tops and has one of these chain necklaces.

She sits with legs apart

Short nails

[quote] It's the voice, a lot of times. There's no feminine lilt to it. Like Jodie Foster.

So Angie Harmon and Cate Blanchett are lesbians but JoJo Siwa isn't?

R56 Those are rookie numbers, you are waaaaaay behind the times

This formula always seems to work for me:

Mullet haircut + Subura = Lesbian

R73 Those are "queers"

^ Be careful of the terms you use with lesbians

They’re fun & brave

R76 I'm talking about younglings that identify as something other than straight.

They are fans of known heterosexual women whom they believe are lezzies, such as Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson etc

Cunt breath

She's the U.S. Secretary of State

Excels in male dominated field. Dead bedroom with husband, if there’s a husband.

R79 Since when is Gillian Anderson straight? Are you lost?

Her first name is Taylor. Her last name is Swift.

Decaffeinated herbal tea and grape nuts.

Trail mix and granola.

She is a woman of a particular age who knows of/ attended Lilith fair

R6-I think Dolly and Charo play with acrylic nails.

Won’t be my friend because I have a penis.

Sleeveless jean vests with cat embroidery with a Joe Cool Snoopy shirt underneath.

R56 = dialing in from 1969

It’s not a contest.

[quote]r7 Never bend over near a lezzie as their instinct is to fist any hole/orifice around. Even shitty gay holes, they will have at it. I learnt my lesson.

Dark lesbians.

Part of the sexism of DL, along with the deeply boring jokes about nut rolls, is thinking that women who don't play an ultra-feminine role are secretly gay.

Queens, have you met any suburban moms recently? They slob around in sweatpants, are *not* subservient to their husbands...and are straight.

DL men know little about women mainly because they don't want to.

Many fantasize a world with super-feminine women vs. bull dykes with all the rest just waiting to be exposed as dykes, simply because it tickles their gay worldview which I guess comes from their quirky gay genes. Hence the unfunny and unrealistic threads about lesbian Easters or fraus or whatever.

They're into STEM

Plays softball

Named her cat after a Mariska Hargitay character

Just axe her. Why all this subtlety shit?

Women, real women, will automatically give their focus to any men who are in the room. Their biology dictates this. Inescapably.

When you see two women talking amongst themselves when a male is in the room, you will know they are both lesbians.

R99, did you just say "real women" as opposed to lesbians?

I guess you guys don't know many glamour lesbians like my sister. I've escorted her to many formal parties and based on this alone I find this observation best so far:

[Quote]My offer of 'subtle' - will make eye contact more intensely and longer with women compared to straight women.

They're subtle and all these lovely women look straight but they're not. Even though many may be married.

Using PTO and yet not having kids or a husband.

Usually complains on Monday mornings about chron’s/Fibro/reflux/migraine/gout/ Sunday brisket that “isn’t sitting right.

R101 If they are married to men, they aren't lesbians!

Just not true, unfortunately R103.

R104 You are talking about a miniscule percentage of lesbians that for some reason married men.

Even the DL heads-in-the-sand backwards crowd is farther ahead of the curve on understanding that marriage does not predict sexuality.

Carries a cane, is useful on garbage detail, screams with angry power and twirling a vulva cape is a pretty big indicator.

Birkenstocks, naturally.

Birkenstocks are subtle, trollina?

A cane.

Whoever started this thread is a moron. It must be a slow day for you to start a subject you have no clue on, Go away and be yourself, love yourself instead of hating on lesbians

To me CrossFit means homo tendencies, lesbian or gay

Attending drum circles

Attends drum circles

Knows how to effortlessly wear a jock. Understands that you don't want the jock to wear you, but you wear the jock.

I had a female (out lesbian) coworker who wore a fleece vest in the office. I had another female coworker who I think was bisexual, but claimed to be straight. Anyway, coworker #2 always complained about never getting laid (by men), never having a boyfriend. One day, she was wearing a fleece vest and I told her she looked like a lesbian. She said: No, I don't. I said: "_____ [Coworker #1] wears a fleece vest all the time." She (coworker 2) shut up and I could tell she was thinking about what I said.

A thumb ring?

Ani Defranco fan

There are feminine straight looking women too

R11 Lezzies are never truly happy unless they have a face of smelly cooze to chow down on for the day.

R119 No shit?

R99, tell that to all the incels who are totally ignored by women. Women are pretty happy to ignore most men

Is the only member of the Trump family who isn't a total asshole

[quote]Women, real women, will automatically give their focus to any men who are in the room.

Yes, if they're 22 years old.

Women ignore all ugly and short men but they are conditioned to be polite even to the ones they have no interest in. It's hilarious reading the sheer ignorance so many on here have of women at all when they've lived with the making up 50% of the world around them their entire lives.

R124, no, even 22-year-olds ignore lots of guys

Why do you think there are so many incels out there

If she's cool

She has interests outside of men and anything to do with men. And, honestly, doesn't have a very good opinion of men in general. No women have very good opinions of men but straight women have to hide it because they're attracted to them and have been trained to play nice to catch one.

This is the kind of thread I absolutely hate.

Only OP can define what he considers subtle, but he will pitch a bitch if people are not subtle enough for him in their suggestions. Op, why not just play "What color am I thinking?"

R99 has never seen a cunt in her stupid life. She certainly ain't no fucking vagina expert.

I am amused that anyone took my post seriously.

This thread posed a stupid question, and deserved a stupid answer.

You have watched way too much Golden Girls, fossil. It has rendered you stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid.

Too much GG? I’m watching that shit right now.

Gilmore Girls, I’d say. Going by my lez sister.

She has a thing for her female professors

[quote]She has interests outside of men and anything to do with men.

Sorry to break this to you, R128, but straight women have many interests outside of men.

Practical shoes, Practical clothes, Practical, Practical cars, Practical hair cuts by a barber. Even when rich. For example, Suzi Orman once said on TV she only owned ONE pair if earnings that she wore at home and on the air. How many wealthy women do you know only own one piece of jewelry?

R136, uh huh. Like none of us have ever known straight women. We, as women, see exactly how the lives of straight women are defined by men. It's ridiculous. The obsessive level of focus on men to the detriment of any other interests they may have had of their own before they started liking boys is laughable to those of us not suffering from that sickness. They are very well trained by the patriarchal society around them.

- never talk about their weight. Straight women are always fretting about diets

- babble endlessly about their rescue dogs

Who cares about women, straight or not?

R138 Being attracted to men is a sickness?

Yes, R141. It's called being boy crazy. We watched all our straight female friends lose their fucking minds at about the age of 13. Gay men certainly suffer from a level of obsession with men that is unhealthy a lot of the time. Both straight women and gay men do horribly unhealthy things in the name of getting and/or keeping a man. From plastic surgery to extreme dieting, to extreme working out, to putting themselves in dangerous situations physically or sexually, there is a level of mania in all of it.

Girls just wanna have fun and lezzies want hairy pussy fun 24/7. Pussy izz their religion.

[quote]Straight women are always fretting about diets

Aren't gay men exactly the same way?

R142 You've heard it here first, gay boys. You are all sick for being attracted to men. While lesbians and straight men that also often lose their minds over women and suffer from a level of obsession with women that is unhealthy a lot of the time, are perfectly normal, healthy individuals.

If they have a cool style

The watch Succession and their favorite character is Shiv

My mom wore her nails short, I guess she was a lez. Who knew?

Most women wear short nails. Especially is they are playing some musical instrument or play any sport

Into Anne Murray

[quote]Most women wear short nails

Not in gay men's Barbra Streisand fantasies, R149.

She wears loafers and men's shirts

The “Cagney & Lacey” DVD collection

Heterosexual women suffer endless conditioning/brainwashing from birth. When they are widowed, most of them do the happy dance privately and do not remarry,

Most women, in general, wear short nails. What you see in the media (Kardashians) and entertainment is not mainstream.

Eye contact with another woman lasts a few seconds longer than usual, upon first meeting.

Takes time off work when her cat dies. Not just a day, but multiple days.

they're always boiling water

for food, for midwifing, sterilizing sex toys,

water boiling

but couldn't make a decent cup of tea to save their lives.

tea cozies are sexist

Darting eyes, always glancing around the room looking out for possible threats including a “man on the land.”

stereotypical neopagan worship and musky sour scents that cannot be masked by patchouli oil or burning sage... invasion of personal space

R156 That would mean that the other woman is also a lesbian.

A subtle lesbian sign is “I don’t like sports, but I do watch women’s’s soccer and women’s basketball from time to time”

A straight woman using a cane could mean a leg injury— so I thought— until it was proclaimed here that she’s a lesbian. So many idiots on this thread.

Some of you need to look up the word "subtle."

Atypically helpful - lesbian, co-dependent or co-dependent lesbian

She sports a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on her calf.

The permanent scowling loom... gay men look like their smelling cookies, lesbians look like their sniffing dirty diapers.

super lesbian when in addition, hunch their shoulders and they waggle their fingers

mega lesbian when they get the dyke tone and insulting to reveal they're a man hating humorless dyke and general buzzkill

see r164

when three or more gather at any public event, a brawl breaks out.

r165 for lesbians, jump starting their vibrators and rolling their own tampons is subtle. . some would say they could just be homestead wives but I say thats the sign of higher intelligence than breeders... using men that often work far, far, far away to pay the bills, ivf a dozen kids in one sitting while they have to rely on a community of lonely women to help them lick all their other hardships in lives.

the 14 year old boy that helped you take your groceries or offered to mow your lawn to your card is in fact 45-60 year old woman

the retiree that has taken up painting creates innocent images that if you stare long enough looks like vaginas.

after her mother visits her and he roommate for the holidays, she accuses her mother of stealing her silver ladle or antique gravy boat that has gone missing.

she names all her cats or dogs that are part wolf after lesbian-ish chartacters and celebrities, like Idgie.

She's been to every women's music/film festival, knows the most obscure female fronted bands and directors, etc

she uses axe body sprays and other products by choice

There's an uncanny resemblance between her and Harry Potter (like Mo. And she gets that DTWOF reference. ) or a young Justin Bieber

If she's a lipstick, she believes all the world needs is a woman's touch... if she's butch, she goes along as long as the lipstick is hawt . Though it might take her until she graduates from a womens college or serves her required time in the military to realize what she is.

If most male interior designers, it should be no surprise most female contractors are.... Amy Wynn just is taking her damn sweet time to realize it.

She's been South of Nowhere, knows who Gabrielle is, has rocked out to at least One Halford/Pantera song and is down to her last cigarette.

Tubby and masculine haircut. Most lesbians tend to let themselves go, sadly

Rampant pubic hair

Proudly 60lbs overweight

Besotted with her rescue dogs

Hasn't had sex with her wife for ten years

Whenever possible she brings up Jodie Foster's performance in Nell.

I know gay gay women who are nothing like you discribe.

^ are you a gay man who can't spell describe?

R170 What the fuck are you talking about?

Helix ear piercings.

No moist panties. It’s as dry as a desert down there.

Definitely sensible clothes, shoes and haircuts for comfort not fashion. But this also sometimes applies to midwest suburban Karen soccer moms so the lezdar can go askew.

Mostly beige clothing is a sure tell.

Short greying hair or short spiky hair dyed some dumb colour like pink or purple. Piercings and tattoos.

Where does all the lesbians don't have sex nonsense comes from? Another stupid stereotype made by Dataloungers?

Lesbian bed death.

Gays would have more bed death if they were faithful to their partners.

Lesbian death bad is a myth

Doesn’t everyone have bed death at some point? Can anyone really say that they have the same sexual urge with a longtime partner that they did in the beginning?

[quote]Into Anne Murray

and the Indigo Girls

Lumberjack shirts.

[quote]R195 Lesbian death bad

Dark Lesbians

[quote] Where does all the lesbians don't have sex nonsense comes from?

I'm guessing that two menstrual cycles has something to do with it.

70 and 71 yo lesbian couple here to report we’re still active.

Is an exceptionally high forehead (frontal bossing) a common feature of lesbian physiognomy?

I want to reword OP’s question:

“How do I convince myself that women who completely ignore me, must be lesbians, rather than asking myself if I’m just an asshole who people barely tolerate?”

The rewording of the question is based solely on OP declaring that a woman with short fingernails is a lesbian, and specifically a woman he never met, and a musician who played the guitar, no less.

They give lots of furtive looks, like this:

I know a lot of sensual , passionate gay bio women . What’s with the true vilification and dehumanization of our sisters in gayness ?

Are you new? R209?

They find Louis Tomlinson sexually attractive.

R207 Larries are lesbos? Thought they were just teenaged femcels with nothing to do

the Lady Di haircuts in R204 are sending me

She's best friends & roommates with her female 'cousin'

They really like to dress to impress other women. That’s a straight woman thing too

R211 Give some examples

R163 on the weekend I was at an English womens' football game (Arsenal/Leicester), and the attendees were mostly preteen kid fans and their homely straight parents, plus a handful of drunk middle-aged men who clearly couldn't afford Arsenal mens' tickets and had nothing better to do on a Friday night or wanted to leer at some female footballer arse :( Disappointingly few lesbians showed, though there were a smattering that I spotted in the stands or milling around (and not many of them even passably attractive). The staff & players seemed like the only attractive gay women in the vicinity.

Frida Maanum scares the shit out of me, btw, she's massively tall and strong and imposing in person. Could probably throw a mean domme fuck.

R213 massively tall? She's only 1.73 m. Was she on stilts?

OP, cmon, what about people that bite their nails. This is going to give you false positives.

R214 oh really? That's only a little taller than me.

Perhaps it was her Viking bone structure/frame making her look bigger than she actually is idk? She looked broad and strong to me, and she was stood only a yard or so away from where I was watching. It must be said that some of her teammates are rather diminutive and lean though also fit and strong, so again it might be a relative measure.

5"7/5"8 is still on the average-tall side for a woman, many girls are only about 5"5.

Big hands mean she is well hung.

R217 *glances down at DDs and big fists* oh...

[quote]5"7/5"8 is still on the average-tall side for a woman, many girls are only about 5"5.

Girls' average is 5'5", how about adult women?

A lot of Larries are lesbians. Remember that weirdo The Doll Lady?

Strange, why would a lesbian be fetishizing gay male sex and inventing fan fiction about famous men, many of whom are straight.

These women are straight and living vicariously through such fantasies or are getting off on image of two hot men having sex, just like straight men are into "lesbian" sex.

They might be fauxbians, though.

R221 'fauxbian' is the one of worst neologisms ever coined.

A love for cedar wood.

R223 in furniture, perfume, or nature?

[QUOTE] Strange, why would a lesbian be fetishizing gay male sex and inventing fan fiction about famous men, many of whom are straight

Many are Tumblr lesbian only.

R222 you are right, the word is ugly. But, you know what I meant, that women who are touching themselves fantasizing about two hot dudes getting on, are not lesbian lesbian.

In the case of Gen Z babydykes--obsession with Kpop girlbands or Korean actresses, to the point they have a 'bias'

They cannot tear their eyes away from another woman’s breasts.

Monstrous.

A proficiency for shaping both vegetables and hedgerows.