I can’t see you, you’re in Dubrovick!
If you’re so embarrassed, why don’t you just stop talking about it.
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I can’t see you, you’re in Dubrovick!
If you’re so embarrassed, why don’t you just stop talking about it.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 11, 2024 11:35 PM |
Whut?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 7, 2023 12:27 AM |
Hey Swampy! Fix me a drink.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 7, 2023 3:10 AM |
I said goddamn goddamn!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 7, 2023 7:11 AM |
It's Dubrovnik, not Dubrovick.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 9, 2024 9:10 PM |
Your lips are all blue, you look like you've been rimming a snowman.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 9, 2024 9:12 PM |
This is gonna drive me crazy, R3. I can hear this one exactly as it was delivered — but the name won’t come to me.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 9, 2024 9:16 PM |
I’m the best chance you’ve got.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 9, 2024 9:17 PM |
¡Gazpacho para todos!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 9, 2024 9:18 PM |
It's Versase
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 9, 2024 9:34 PM |
Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 9, 2024 9:37 PM |
Princess fire and music!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 9, 2024 9:47 PM |
I'm a barracuda!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 9, 2024 9:48 PM |
Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 9, 2024 10:04 PM |
Is this the cocksucker residence?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 9, 2024 10:12 PM |
OP, stop posting while drunk (or high.)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 9, 2024 10:14 PM |
The Wizard of Oz - The Scarecrow and then Dorothy - and then their friends
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 9, 2024 10:54 PM |
"Ok, I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 9, 2024 11:22 PM |
She weighs somewhat more than that.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 9, 2024 11:28 PM |
That's all
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 9, 2024 11:45 PM |
Lawrence of my labia…
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 9, 2024 11:46 PM |
"Malfiori, that means 'flowers of evil,' or 'evil flowers.' And they're painted right on there!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 10, 2024 12:16 AM |
Can some translate whatever OP said into standard English, please?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 10, 2024 12:27 AM |
What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 10, 2024 12:28 AM |
Your lips!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 10, 2024 12:32 AM |
I warn you! He's a Fourierist!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 10, 2024 12:39 AM |
Razzamatazz! Razzamatazz! Razzamatazz!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 10, 2024 12:45 AM |
Son-of-a-bitch and saboteur!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 10, 2024 12:46 AM |
Great thread, OP! I know exactly what you're talking about!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 10, 2024 12:48 AM |
Why don’t you go blow up your pants?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 10, 2024 12:48 AM |
Buck never would've been in the hospital
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 10, 2024 12:53 AM |
Because I'm me not one of those pictures on your wall!
Before you get out of here - you will be!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 10, 2024 12:55 AM |
If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 10, 2024 12:57 AM |
Another disappointment. Another let down. Another father… figure. Humph.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 10, 2024 12:59 AM |
That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye and he asked me to shave his back. Exact same thing. Because, I'm thinkin', who benefits?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 10, 2024 1:01 AM |
There's a Band !
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 10, 2024 1:05 AM |
The apartment is… um… a nice big one. It’s big enough for two. I was hoping you might like to come live with me. But I guess you won’t. Would you?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 10, 2024 1:07 AM |
Books are awfully decorative, don’t you think?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 10, 2024 1:10 AM |
Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. I remember once in Paris he just stepped out for cigarettes and the next I knew he was arrested by the police for floating nude down the Seine - experimenting in river currents with rubber water wings.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 10, 2024 1:18 AM |
R6 : Uma Thurman says it after she does a line of coke in Pulp Fiction.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 10, 2024 1:26 AM |
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 10, 2024 1:41 AM |
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 10, 2024 2:00 AM |
All my friends have big buts.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 10, 2024 2:04 AM |
Donna Downpour!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 10, 2024 2:15 AM |
Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt, or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better, he can play better, and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 10, 2024 2:20 AM |
That's because you're wearing ankle straps. Trust me, with a few alterations.......
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 10, 2024 2:24 AM |
I am big and you are small, and I will always win!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 10, 2024 2:27 AM |
They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 10, 2024 2:35 AM |
Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 10, 2024 2:37 AM |
Of course, we're different, because WE live in a palace!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 10, 2024 2:39 AM |
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 10, 2024 2:40 AM |
My illiocecal valve doesn't close properly, allowing corrosive juices to enter my throat...it's chronic.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 10, 2024 2:46 AM |
First Line: What are you doing? We don't stop here.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 10, 2024 2:51 AM |
Oooooh mommmmmmy mommmmmmy. Baby wants to FUCK.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 10, 2024 2:55 AM |
Put on the red shoes, Vicky, and DANCE for us again.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 10, 2024 2:58 AM |
R11 That's me, an old kazoo with sparklers.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 10, 2024 3:02 AM |
Atta girl!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 10, 2024 3:07 AM |
Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry…
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 10, 2024 3:10 AM |
You're bastard people. That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 10, 2024 3:21 AM |
You weren't ugly then. I made you that way.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 10, 2024 3:22 AM |
"I thought it was my mother's douche bag -- but that's in Ohio."
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 10, 2024 3:26 AM |
^hey guys, wonder joints!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 10, 2024 3:37 AM |
I always knew Mother was nothing more than a cheap, hopped-up nymphomaniac.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 10, 2024 3:41 AM |
WHERE’S MY MOCKTAIL?!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 10, 2024 4:38 AM |
An entertainer? And how many cocks can you entertain with that cute little cum-dumpster of yours?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 10, 2024 9:03 AM |
That’s a duck! That’s a duck, man!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 10, 2024 3:09 PM |
I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 10, 2024 3:25 PM |
Lesbo! Lesbo!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 10, 2024 3:53 PM |
Note: I’ve “liked” all of the quotes I recognize and it’s not many.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 10, 2024 4:13 PM |
"You and that albino of yours."
"You talking about Evangeline?"
"None other."
"Evangeline ain't no albino.....she was born right here in this country."
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 10, 2024 5:02 PM |
"No, but she was ruined just the same!"
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 10, 2024 6:00 PM |
With garden shears!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 10, 2024 6:18 PM |
Eva, stop bugging me, will you? You know, this is the way we eat in America. I got my meat, I got my potatoes, I got my vegetables, I got my dessert, and I don't even have to wash the dishes.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 10, 2024 6:19 PM |
WHO TAUGHT YOU MATH?!!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 10, 2024 7:10 PM |
TINA! Bring the AX!
NOW a warning?!?!
SHEET, nee-grow, that's ALL YOU HAD TO SAY!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 10, 2024 10:00 PM |
Public relations... Well it sounds pretty DIRTY to me!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 10, 2024 10:04 PM |
I was thinking, if Im here, and you're here, doesn't that make it OUR time? Surely there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 10, 2024 10:10 PM |
We shan't never be parted.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 10, 2024 10:15 PM |
So you're finally showin' the right side of your face. Well, I seen it all along. That's some kinda drug you been givin' her. Isn't it? It's what's been making her act like she's been. Well, Ah'm goin' into town and Ah'm tellin them what you been up to.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 10, 2024 10:21 PM |
R75 I say the third one all the time. (Without the nee-grow part. Don’t want to sound racist to those that don’t know the quotation).
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 10, 2024 10:23 PM |
Do you have a kiss for Daddy?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 10, 2024 10:24 PM |
And now we're together. Let it be said they found us very close, together in the light.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 10, 2024 10:26 PM |
Forget the Alamo.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 10, 2024 10:26 PM |
Oh, l’amour, l’amour.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 10, 2024 10:29 PM |
Thanks for the haircut!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 10, 2024 10:37 PM |
YOU
WRETCHED
IDIOT!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 10, 2024 10:47 PM |
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 10, 2024 10:51 PM |
You were in "The Sound of Music"? Oh chure. Where was this?: Broadway, the mainest thing, where else? The original cast? Ha, I was more original than anyone else in it. They fired me on the first day of rehearsal, those bastards. They said I wasn't right for the part. What part was that? Oh, one of the fucking Trapp kids.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 10, 2024 11:16 PM |
Guy 1: “Allll riiiiight!”
Guy 2: “Man, that Ricky sure knows how to throw a party!”
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 10, 2024 11:16 PM |
"Lickspittle!"
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 10, 2024 11:33 PM |
"You might say we broke up over artistic differences. He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead."
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 10, 2024 11:39 PM |
Would you like me to seduce you?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 10, 2024 11:52 PM |
Oh, go on and cry. You'll pee less.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 11, 2024 12:11 AM |
Laces out, Dan!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 11, 2024 1:01 AM |
Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 11, 2024 1:34 AM |
Well a boy's best friend is his mother.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 11, 2024 3:17 PM |
They took my milk!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 11, 2024 4:18 PM |
Two chairs ya got dinette set, no chairs ya got dick.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 11, 2024 4:48 PM |
I want my china pig!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 11, 2024 5:28 PM |
R99, which one? There’s only about 200 of ‘em.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 11, 2024 7:55 PM |
Oh he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 11, 2024 11:12 PM |
Can't you see I'm serving luncheon!
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