How do we think the movie would be different if she was playing Barbie instead of Margot Robbie?
Amy Schumer was originally supposed to play “Barbie”
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 6, 2023 4:03 PM |
I think it depends wholly on how the character is written.
Of course, there is the obvious problem with appearance, but in a movie that discrepancy may actually have been beneficial. I don't like Schumer or her humor all that much, but she does play well in certain types of roles.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 6, 2023 12:49 PM |
Margot Robbie is a much better fit. No-one wants that fat, ugly, disgusting and untalented cunt Amy Schumer playing Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 6, 2023 12:50 PM |
Fat Barbie could actually have been a good movie.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 6, 2023 12:55 PM |
Schumer isn't Barbie in the way that Robbie is, but I'm not sure anyone wants to watch 2 hours of a fat, foul mouthed, farting, ass-crack picking Barbie. For that, you could get Jennifer Lawrence. Robbie is beautiful, but also has the ability to be clever & funny. I'm less concerned about Barbie than it was written by Gerwig & Baumbach
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 6, 2023 12:58 PM |
So who would’ve been Amy’s Ken? Bowen Yang?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 6, 2023 1:03 PM |
That would've been Grease level of comedy.
Is Hollywood deliberately giving the public miscast entertainment, just so it can scream and whine who was / is miscast?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 6, 2023 1:05 PM |
A heavily edited Jocelyn Wildenstein is the obvious and only choice for this role.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 6, 2023 1:07 PM |
Barbie gone to seed could have been an interesting movie.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 6, 2023 1:11 PM |
It would have been the same, except Barbie would be ugly
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 6, 2023 1:14 PM |
Barbie: Depression Sucks
A24 Films
When Barbie finally realizes that Ken is gay, she gets depressed and faces her most regretful moments where she gave up on real love, fame, and career for a happy ending with Ken.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 6, 2023 1:15 PM |
Barboon is more like it!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 6, 2023 1:15 PM |
She decided she was a better fit for the cabbage patch kids movie.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 6, 2023 1:17 PM |
I agree with R1 - it would just be an entirely different film. The whole point of Barbie (and Ken) traditionally is that they are absolutely picture-perfect. Bomer would have been the obvious choice for Ken. The way Ken was cast, they honestly might as well have cast Schumer too.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 6, 2023 1:31 PM |
R13 you mean Garbage Pail Kids movie?
Xavier Roberts wouldn’t put his tramp stamp on that mucoid heifer Schumer.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 6, 2023 1:32 PM |
Matt Bomer looks plastic now. Can we stop pretending he’s still in his 20s and hasn’t had work done?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 6, 2023 1:34 PM |
I love Margo but a non perfect Barbie would be funny.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 6, 2023 1:56 PM |
R17 I think it would be a very different movie but funny. It sort of depends on the current script and Robbie’s comedic timing.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 6, 2023 2:34 PM |
Schumer would make a good Skipper.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 6, 2023 2:37 PM |
Julia Roberts would've been more convincing as Harriet Tubman.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 6, 2023 2:39 PM |
I’m kinda loving the idea of Schumer as Barbie, returning to Malibu after some time off.
“But guys wait, it’s me, Barbie!”
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 6, 2023 2:46 PM |
Barbantuan
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 6, 2023 2:48 PM |
The film is going to bomb regardless.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 6, 2023 2:48 PM |
Haven't heard from Big Ames in a while, what's she been up to?
To be fair, she has more charisma and stage presence than Margot. The way Meat Loaf had more than Shawn Mendes does.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 6, 2023 3:18 PM |
[quote]Schumer would make a good Skipper.
Unless you mean a remake of Gilligan's Island, no.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 6, 2023 3:20 PM |
Barbie would be smarmy.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 6, 2023 3:21 PM |
She would have been wonderful as Klaus Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 6, 2023 3:23 PM |
First, There was Malibu Barbie.
Amy could be Joke Thief Barbie.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 6, 2023 3:29 PM |
It would've been like Rosie playing Betty Rubble. Not bad, yet still bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 6, 2023 3:35 PM |
Amazing that Robbie would want to do it. Isn’t that admitting that her plastic surgery has rendered her totally plastic?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 6, 2023 3:38 PM |
Kellyanne Conway would make a great bitchy Barbie...or maybe "Cougar Barbie."
Schumer could be a good "Cabbage Patch Barbie."
Ivanka could be "Complicit Barbie."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 6, 2023 4:02 PM |
R11 I would pay to see that
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 6, 2023 4:03 PM |