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Amy Schumer was originally supposed to play “Barbie”

How do we think the movie would be different if she was playing Barbie instead of Margot Robbie?

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by Anonymousreply 32April 6, 2023 4:03 PM

I think it depends wholly on how the character is written.

Of course, there is the obvious problem with appearance, but in a movie that discrepancy may actually have been beneficial. I don't like Schumer or her humor all that much, but she does play well in certain types of roles.

by Anonymousreply 1April 6, 2023 12:49 PM

Margot Robbie is a much better fit. No-one wants that fat, ugly, disgusting and untalented cunt Amy Schumer playing Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 2April 6, 2023 12:50 PM

Fat Barbie could actually have been a good movie.

by Anonymousreply 3April 6, 2023 12:55 PM

Schumer isn't Barbie in the way that Robbie is, but I'm not sure anyone wants to watch 2 hours of a fat, foul mouthed, farting, ass-crack picking Barbie. For that, you could get Jennifer Lawrence. Robbie is beautiful, but also has the ability to be clever & funny. I'm less concerned about Barbie than it was written by Gerwig & Baumbach

by Anonymousreply 4April 6, 2023 12:58 PM

So who would’ve been Amy’s Ken? Bowen Yang?

by Anonymousreply 5April 6, 2023 1:03 PM

Fraus would attend for Schumer.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 6, 2023 1:04 PM

That would've been Grease level of comedy.

Is Hollywood deliberately giving the public miscast entertainment, just so it can scream and whine who was / is miscast?

by Anonymousreply 7April 6, 2023 1:05 PM

A heavily edited Jocelyn Wildenstein is the obvious and only choice for this role.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 6, 2023 1:07 PM

Barbie gone to seed could have been an interesting movie.

by Anonymousreply 9April 6, 2023 1:11 PM

It would have been the same, except Barbie would be ugly

by Anonymousreply 10April 6, 2023 1:14 PM

Barbie: Depression Sucks

A24 Films

When Barbie finally realizes that Ken is gay, she gets depressed and faces her most regretful moments where she gave up on real love, fame, and career for a happy ending with Ken.

by Anonymousreply 11April 6, 2023 1:15 PM

Barboon is more like it!

by Anonymousreply 12April 6, 2023 1:15 PM

She decided she was a better fit for the cabbage patch kids movie.

by Anonymousreply 13April 6, 2023 1:17 PM

I agree with R1 - it would just be an entirely different film. The whole point of Barbie (and Ken) traditionally is that they are absolutely picture-perfect. Bomer would have been the obvious choice for Ken. The way Ken was cast, they honestly might as well have cast Schumer too.

by Anonymousreply 14April 6, 2023 1:31 PM

R13 you mean Garbage Pail Kids movie?

Xavier Roberts wouldn’t put his tramp stamp on that mucoid heifer Schumer.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 6, 2023 1:32 PM

Matt Bomer looks plastic now. Can we stop pretending he’s still in his 20s and hasn’t had work done?

by Anonymousreply 16April 6, 2023 1:34 PM

I love Margo but a non perfect Barbie would be funny.

by Anonymousreply 17April 6, 2023 1:56 PM

R17 I think it would be a very different movie but funny. It sort of depends on the current script and Robbie’s comedic timing.

by Anonymousreply 18April 6, 2023 2:34 PM

Schumer would make a good Skipper.

by Anonymousreply 19April 6, 2023 2:37 PM

Julia Roberts would've been more convincing as Harriet Tubman.

by Anonymousreply 20April 6, 2023 2:39 PM

I’m kinda loving the idea of Schumer as Barbie, returning to Malibu after some time off.

“But guys wait, it’s me, Barbie!”

by Anonymousreply 21April 6, 2023 2:46 PM

Barbantuan

by Anonymousreply 22April 6, 2023 2:48 PM

The film is going to bomb regardless.

by Anonymousreply 23April 6, 2023 2:48 PM

Haven't heard from Big Ames in a while, what's she been up to?

To be fair, she has more charisma and stage presence than Margot. The way Meat Loaf had more than Shawn Mendes does.

by Anonymousreply 24April 6, 2023 3:18 PM

[quote]Schumer would make a good Skipper.

Unless you mean a remake of Gilligan's Island, no.

by Anonymousreply 25April 6, 2023 3:20 PM

Barbie would be smarmy.

by Anonymousreply 26April 6, 2023 3:21 PM

She would have been wonderful as Klaus Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 27April 6, 2023 3:23 PM

First, There was Malibu Barbie.

Amy could be Joke Thief Barbie.

by Anonymousreply 28April 6, 2023 3:29 PM

It would've been like Rosie playing Betty Rubble. Not bad, yet still bizarre.

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by Anonymousreply 29April 6, 2023 3:35 PM

Amazing that Robbie would want to do it. Isn’t that admitting that her plastic surgery has rendered her totally plastic?

by Anonymousreply 30April 6, 2023 3:38 PM

Kellyanne Conway would make a great bitchy Barbie...or maybe "Cougar Barbie."

Schumer could be a good "Cabbage Patch Barbie."

Ivanka could be "Complicit Barbie."

by Anonymousreply 31April 6, 2023 4:02 PM

R11 I would pay to see that

by Anonymousreply 32April 6, 2023 4:03 PM
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