Scott Caan Nude

He looks pretty average to me

I don't care about his dick. Rather I'm interested in his ass. He used to have a very nice. What happened to it? It seems to have disappeared.

OP can't recognize an obvious photoshop.

Which is weird, because there are actually legit nude photos of him on the internet...

I was going to say the same thing, R3.

R3, Here’s one.

I was searching for Scott Caan Nude, and came across this FanArt.

OMG, it's so hot!!!!

This one has to be real.

It's from the movie "Speed of Life."

But who's the naked old guy?

No idea who this guy is, but woof!

^^^^

FAIL.

[quote] But who's the naked old guy?

If only there was a database on the internet about movies.

It's Leo Burmester.

Hot

R9, what are you talking about? What fail? I see the image in-line just fine. Hot blond guy.

Who's the guy at R11, and why did you post that on this thread?

R12 hot blond guy is an oxymoron

I said hi to James Caan at the Beverly Hilton once

That's it, but I have imagined it advancing to the two of us going to a room together and engaging in insertive lovemaking

R11 NOT

R13, I did _NOT_ post that on this thread. I posted it on the Hot Blonds thread. I have no freakin' idea how it ended up here.

I prefer the dad by a long shot.

R18, You just opened a Pandora’s box.

I remember the rumors Scott Caan was gay. Now, he's married with two kids. Is he bisexual or deeply closeted?

Correction: He and the chick are partnered, not yet married. They do have two kids. What gives?

[quote] I remember the rumors Scott Caan was gay. Now, he's married with two kids. Is he bisexual or deeply closeted?

He's totally gay. Busted in WEHO for a fight over his boyfriend.

His dad was opposed to him being gay, so he ran into the closet.

But now that daddy's no longer around, he should be able to do whatever he wants.

😜 It IS engorged

I suspect Scott waxes his back (or has had electrolysis).

He has tiny feet, too.

Who was his date at the bar? Male or female ?

That photo is like...20 years old.

r26 According to The Advocate, the date was a man, called Ross Porterfield.

James was quite free with nudity.

I’m not what Ross Porterield’s deal is…

*sure

On Oct. 4, 1998, PAGE SIX reported that actor Scott Caan was arrested in a barroom brawl in a gay bar. We also reported that Mr. Caan was there with a male date. And, when questioned by the Advocate, our Richard Johnson stated that Mr. Caan had "outed himself." The Post has now learned that Mr. Caan is not gay. The incident occurred at the Firehouse on a Tuesday night when the private club has a hip-hop night catering to a heterosexual crowd. The man identified as Mr. Caan's date was, in fact, just a pal. We apologize for the error. (This correction was printed in our November 23, 1998 paper.)

The original article, where the NY Post "outs" Scott, is also at the link above. As the poster remarks, the original article is much too detailed to be just the result of a misunderstanding, but I have to say that beating other people at bars, especially over a date, is typical heterosexual male conduct.

There was a blind item in the 90s about a father and son spotted having sex with the same woman in a hot tub at the Playboy mansion

From the looks of that photo. It must have been a frigid day.

OP forgets that he's like 5'2"

🤗 In 1998, Scott Caan was 20-21 years old.

He probably didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, let alone if he was straight or gay.

R37, I knew I was gay at 11 years old. There's no fucking way you can't know whether you're gay or not at age 20.

His dad has posed nude at a young age.

R39 that’s not James Caan.

I could suck both Caan men for days.

R18, that's a very old picture - and NOT James Caan

R29, that was the period when James Caan was high all the time on coke and other illegal substances.

A 6 in cock on a dwarf looks huge.

Pocket gay?

He's like 5'5 with shoes on.

I'd lick his shitter.

The photo at R8 set off my antivirus like a torch. BEWARE!

And the one at R11 too!

R47, that's because NewTumblr no longer exists.

There's a more famous story about him. The story goes that James found Scott and some guy in bed at a condo on Wilshire/Comstock. He threw the guy out of the window and killed him. Caan was asleep when the police came calling.

Lots of Gay bars in WeHo have straight-only hip hop nights.

I love the dimple some men have on the side of their ass. It's sexy as hell.

Scott’s a hot bottom.

His dad…

Ii want to see what his face looks like when he cums.

It looks like he has a full-moon instead of a half-moon circumcision. Interesting.

R6 I think that's the same artist that did a similar one of all the Brady men (including daddy Mike).

[quote] It looks like he has a full-moon instead of a half-moon circumcision

Whatever that means.

[quote]At least he’s cut, even if he’s small.

He's Jewish, so it's not a huge surprise he is cut.

Seven in a can

That IS James Caan in the photo. He even said so himself when being interviewed years ago.

Bullshit, R60. Produce a link, I dare you.

My husband's dad was real close to his dad. They had weekly poker games at the house. Caan talked to Rob's dad about his son being gay and asked for advice on how to deal with it. Caan knew about Rob and I being in a relationship and being gay. Yes, they are jewish. Rob's dad had a terrible time coming to grips with his son being gay - everyone knew about it.

Who is Rob, R62?

Rob's dad was a famous Hollywood doctor. They knew all of the stars and sports celebs, he knew most of them personally, too. Rob's dad tore his garmenbts and chanted the kadish when Rob told him he was gay.

Thank you, R64. I take it Rob is your husband.

Yes....

r56 means this one i think

I've seen both Caans, once walking in Beverly Hills (pop) and I flew the same flight to Hawaii with the son. Both were/are short. Pops maybe a tiny bit taller. I'd put Scott at about 5'5".

[quote]He's Jewish, so it's not a huge surprise he is cut.

Plus, most white American males are circumcised, Jewish or not.

R68 - James is even shorter now… about 6 feet shorter.

I think having a stud like James as a dad would make anyone gay

[quote] Plus, most white American males are circumcised, Jewish or not.

Not fair.

R72 is it true that Jewish circumcisions are done with a Mohel's tongue? Is this why Scott Caan is gay?

R18 Now I know where Scott gets his furry body.

The real James Caan has weird shoulders, and hair all over his back -

[quote] Caan talked to Rob's dad about his son being gay and asked for advice on how to deal with it.

I wonder if James Caan ever talked to Elliott Gould about his son, Jason, being gay?

I would rim him out good

[quote] The man identified as Mr. Caan's date was, in fact, just a pal.

R32 Has "just a pal" been added to the current thread on, "He's not my boyfriend, he's ...."

R73, only Orthodox Jews use the oral procedure during circumcision. Most Jewish boys are circumcised the same way as the majority of other boys.

[quote] hot blond guy is an oxymoron

Uh, no.

R16- I agree. I don’t find MOOSED out bods hot 🥵.

Well, SMELL Miss R81!