Animals that would be dataloungers.

Seahorse.

Living Fossil.

Remember this guy from another thread? Actually, both the one that threw him out of the tree and the little screamer would both fit right in!

Honey Badger

Who you calling' a pussy?

Blobfish is a wannabe.

R4, the little one is the definition of MARY!!

The Almiqui

Two-toed Sloth.

Si & Am from "Lady and the Tramp". They're female, but fit right in here.

Sensitive Plant.

Oh wait: that's not an animal.

How about a great big cock!

this guy for sure

Ye Olde Datalounge

R13, and some of those fancy roosters too, like this guy!

Hyenas

Don't forget me!

R17, I love hairy cock

Einstein the Parrot says "Shake your butt!"

I want to go clubbing with him

Pallas's cats

Ostriches

Prancer!

[quote]Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound...palatable. The problem is, he’s just not. There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins.

[quote]He’s literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble. If you’re intrigued and horrified at how this animal sounds already, just wait....there’s more.

[quote]Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment this dog would be a problem. He was owned by an elderly woman who treated him like a human and never socialized him. Sprinkle in a little genetic predisposition for being nervous, and you’ve concocted a neurotic mess, AKA Prancer.

[quote]We also mentioned no kids for Prancer. I think at this point, you can imagine why. He’s never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was. Prancer wants to be your only child.

[quote]If you’ve always wanted your own haunted Victorian child in the body of a small dog that hates men and children, please email njwoof@cs.com. Oh, also he’s only 2yrs old and will probably live to be 21 through pure spite, so take that into account if you’re interested.

A Titmouse

A Pismire

Likes to post in the "Eldergays, tell me about..." threads.

HSSSSSSSS

Ruby

R24, I love Prancer! He was adopted by a lesbian

Hospital moose

Gay penguin couple

Seagulls and Dolphins, right? 🤔

I want an emotional support olm

OP, I love your little guy. Cutest creature ever.

Definitely a DLer.

This guy.

(Sound up)

Nick Cannon's dog...

r4 Cute.

R37, lol! That sounds like the Princess Diana scream

The alligator snapping turtle is definitely a Datalounger!

Quokkas - the only animal with cookieface

[quote]Animals that would be dataloungers.

I suggest the Paul Mescal troll.

Ferrets. If you don't why, don't ask.

Why is you always picking ugly things and things that are weak or low to represent us bitch. Pick strong things for us. Be a mighty ho.

Definitely the blowfish, one rude comment and POOF

What about Snuffleupagus? Does he count?

R7

Parrot that knows some words from DL!!!!!!!

friendly animals named after cocks

Patron Saint of Fat Whores!

Florida Man(atee)

Albert for sure

That little cunt Chi-Chi the baby Panda:

My Dog. She is cute as hell but can be a total bitch. She has never had sex and never caught a squirrel. And she is 7 and looks like 3 (she thinks).

The Rosy Maple Moth!

Just look at her, voguing like its 1999.

Clearly

DLer tries to enter a lesbian bar.

Mr.Marbles, "Chewy's" heir extraordinaire.

"You got a train set, Tod!"

^ All of the delightful Chewy.com commercial animal actors. What a great ad campaign!

"Vahhhz!"

"What flea bit him?"

"Now pet me. That's enough; you're literally annoying."

"The peanut butter box is here."

Morris the cunt....er, cat

The Shoebill Stork seems to fit the bill.

Pun intended.

Cher-loving turkey

The Bottoms of DL

Datalounge can't resist a 21-year-old chicken

The instigator:

Toonces. Such sass.

I’m the supermodel of the horse world. My name is Ypir. I am an Akhal-Teke. Bow to me.

R69- Beautiful!