Brooke Shields Recalls Losing her Virginity to Dean Cain

I guess Chris Atkins really was too busy being plowed by the director.

She has really terrible taste in men.

Eww. That’s something best forgotten now that he’s a rotten deplorable.

Have we seen his penis?

Back then he was hot, so all is forgiven.

He was sooooo beautiful back then

It's buck naked.. Not butt naked.

She lost her virginity to a HOMOSEXUAL

I'm impressed

I hate when people say butt naked. But alas, that is what most people think it actually is. Some people I know over 30 still believe "rediculous" is how you spell "ridiculous."

Yes, I take exception to the misspelling of "ridiculous." Get it straight.

Lucky gal

She was on Howard Stern today and made a point of saying his politics were not at all that way back then. You could tell she didn’t want any deplorable stain on her.

I'm sorry for me too.

^^Oh, man. How the might (beautiful) have fallen. And are now ugly, inside and out.

22 and she is acting like Hester Prynne? What a fucking nut job.

So she lost her virginity to Dean Cain and then was raped in her early 20's while she was with him? Or was she raped before Dean came along and she doesn't count it as taking her virginity?

2 idiots who are only famous because of how they looked when they were younger. The bloom has faded

I think she was raped after she fucked Dean Cain while at Princeton. p.s. Does anyone know what her actual degree is in? They said she "pursued" French Lit but the documentary never said what degree she holds. I am guessing General Studies.

R10 and most people would agree, unless your name is Brenda Walsh.

[quote]2 idiots who are only famous because of how they looked when they were younger.

Brooke starred in many iconic movies. Dean works more than most actors with the exception of Eric Roberts.

Your attempt at being glib failed.

r17

[quote] Shields, 22, majored in Romance languages with an emphasis on French.

r17

Brooke was cast in movies because she was an unnaturally beautiful child. She was never a good actress. Her most iconic roles, she's just a passive cipher just staring at the camera to be obsessed over by the male protagonist. She managed to redeem herself later in sitcoms because she had good comedic timing.

She said the rape was just after she graduated college.

This documentary was a snoozer just like the producers, George and Alli Snuffalufagus.

Why can't this thirsty old woman SHUT THE FUCK UP?????

She was pretty funny in The Middle.

r22

R26 I enjoyed her in That 70s Show as well. She and Mila Kunis were believable as mother and daughter and played off each other well. I wish Brooke stayed long-term. She and Tanya Roberts could have gotten more scenes together too but I think Tanya had an addiction that prevented her from returning long term as well.

Back on topic, she wasn't given much to work with as a teen because she was too beautiful. I think writers are intimidated to write for attractive people because they can't find them relatable. So many beautiful actors end up with flat character roles and never get challenged to go outside their comfort zone. Some will "ugly themselves up" to get meaty roles like Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich.

I say good on her for hitting that at his peak! Didn't even have to deal with his craziness as he aged. That's a deal.

So hawt too loooooose her cherreeee to a blackkkkk guy. Mmmmm. Lucky gurl.

I also lost my virginity to an actor who played a superhero. Good times.

I set up a deal for her to meet with Roman Polanski in Amsterdam. He was going to pay me top dollar to pop it. But no, that little cunt had give it up to Dean. FOR FREE.

I think Brooke mentioned her mom was on set for Blue Lagoon, so she probably cockblocked Chris Atkins. Teri Shields was a pimp mama who had her child pose for Playboy and do softcore porn before she turned 16 but she also made sure Brooke wasn't molested. Martin Hewitt in Endless Love was so much older than Brooke and was getting fucked by Zeffirelli.

After Dean Cain popped her cherry she took off running down the street butt naked

He’s part-Asian correct?

And someone here years ago said that he was seen showering at the Warner Bros gym and that he certainly lived up to being known as Superman.

His full name is Dean Cain Tanaka. He's 3/8ths Japanese.

I bet he has a tiny ding a ling

R37 Could explain why he's a MAGAt. He's overcompensating.

When I lost my virginity I called 911 because my asshole was torn and ripped wide open by a thicc 9.5” cock!

She sounds like she was a child at 22. If I were her I wouldn't be talking about that as if it were normal behavior. It's not.

I'm surprised Michael Jackson and her didn't fuck. Michael was hot back then and women everywhere wanted to get into his pants.

r37 because he's a magat or because of his asian heritage and your racism?

R42 I didn't mention his race at all. He's just a white dude like Keanu with some East Asian heritage. He has no connection to any Asian culture and passes for white, so why would he be considered Asian? One drop rule is outdated.

But besides the point. You never heard of that phrase "tiny dick" and "overcompensating" when referring to MAGAt men?

[quote]r14 22 and she is acting like Hester Prynne?

She was catholic. And losing her virginity made her suddenly feel she was detaching from her mother - who she was very enmeshed with.

All shall be revealed in therapy.

She seems pretty well adjusted now. I think she was just saying, she was a mess when she was younger but knows better now. She seems to have a good sense of humor about herself.

Buck would never run around naked in his dorm, r7.

r19 can you list the many iconic movies she starred in? If you mean Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon, it is basically child porn.

When it came out, I asked lots of people "Is the past tense 'The Blown Lagoon?'" and got laughs from some other perverts like me.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it yet... people in the dorms at college have DUVETS?!

Young Dean Cain........had a way with women.......

Gurl....how many times we gonna have to hear about this?? 🙄

Did early fame make her weird or has she always had an odd personality?

[quote]R51 I'm surprised no one has mentioned it yet... people in the dorms at college have DUVETS?!

It happened off campus, as I recall.

They were IN college, but not AT the college.

There's a shopping area across the street from the University. The highlight is Palmer Square. It's nicer now (I think), but has always been a pretty area. There are offices and homes above the shops. We were driving there one evening, and my mom said she saw Brooke Shields by one of the doors on the square, so she probably had a condo or apartment there. I'm not describing it well, but you can google it. Also, my mother has been known to mistake people for other people.

[quote]I'm surprised Michael Jackson and her didn't fuck. Michael was hot back then and women everywhere wanted to get into his pants.

I need this!

MJ was more interested in fucking Emanuel Lewis, trust me.

Does Dean Cain have a dick?

Does his dick take after the white side of the family or the Asian? Does she say?

I like her name so much more than Creek or Creeke, as it were.

I don't believe Michael was attracted to women at all. C'mon, no straight boy would have remained chaste with Maureen McCormick, Brooke Shields or Tatum O'Neal. He was more interested in having sleep overs with Macaulay Culkin.

Jan should have died her hair brown. Get out of her sister's shadow.

R56 I can confirm that is where she lived. Palmer Square in one of the buildings over a store (can’t recall what store). And she was in Cap (Cap and Gown) which is is known as the jock club but I think that rep came a few years after Brooke was there (once Ivy and cottage finally let in women)

Did she attend Princeton on merit? If so, that's hard to believe.

She played Rita Glossner very well.

How long was the hallway? Did she run out the back door and onto the school’s track??

The Loneliness of The Buck Naked Runner

[Quote] made her suddenly feel R45 Suddenly Susan

She said it was like he threw a hot dog down a hallway.

Wha ever she was in the past, she is like an unhinged FtM now.

She and Sharon Stone ought to get together. That both seem to enjoy lamenting over their pasts and sharing every little thing that went wrong for them yet still being fabulous. I imagine it will be each trying to one up each other. Sharon Stone has this in the bag though, she seems more histrionic.

[quote]R72 That both seem to enjoy lamenting over their pasts and sharing every little thing that went wrong for them

“Every little thing that went wrong”? Like being stripped for a Playboy pictorial at age 10??

I would certainly think she laments that happening. Wouldn’t you?

Yikes, why did her current husband go shirtless in NY? He looks like a slab of pink meat.

I forgot that she dated Andre Agassi too.

I love that Brooke wrote her thesis about one of her own movies, R21. Such a celebrity move.

R7 thank you for the important observations.

R74 And, yet, it's cold enough for Brooke to wear a wool coat.

Dean Cain was at his peak hotness in The Broken Heart’s Club. If that movie were to be cast today, I shudder to think what that Hollywood would do with it.

She was MARRIED to Andre Agassi.

This seems like a good time to remember this.

And this…

I have to wonder how Brooke reacted the second time she and Dean had sex.

I'm sure like this, r81

[quote]I also lost my virginity to an actor who played a superhero. Good times.

Yeah George Reeves was pretty hot, r31.

Do we think Teri realized Brooke was being exploited, or was she just an idiot?

And why does Brooke’s dad get a pass? Why is he allowed to just bury his head in the sand? He should have been suing for custody.

I think it was just the time period of the Sexual Revolution. You had porn being played in theatres and growing mainstream. And also you had child and teen nudity in "art" books and films. You had Nastassja Kinski, Jodie Foster and Olivia Hussey doing provocative roles before Brooke. The rise of Reaganism and the HIV crisis brought that to an end. In many ways, the Sexual Revolution was still just greedy straight men capitalizing on the times for profit at the expense of young people and women.

Jodie Foster's role in Taxi Driver was controversial, but I'm not sure you'd say "provocative". She never performed for the male gaze the way the others were encouraged/made to. None of that wide-eyed staring into the camera that is the mark of a very young woman appealing to men whose interest in her is wholly inappropriate. In Taxi Driver the character is aware of the inappropriateness, which punctures the child porn aspect.

How much of an alcoholic was Teri, exactly? She’s often portrayed as a hardcore alcoholic / belligerent drunk, but lived to a pretty advanced age.

R87 No idea about Teri but Ronnie Wood is an alcoholic and still walking fine at 75.

The documentary said Terri had two strokes from booze and early onset dementia before she died.

She died at 79 though which is the female US life expectancy, so pretty bang on...

[quote] She was on Howard Stern today

She spoke of kissing JFK, Jr.

I read somewhere (don’t remember the source) that Mom Teri was in a lesbian relationship with Brooke’s godmother, “Aunt” Lila Wisdom. The two women had known each other since they were young salesgirls or something.

Lila was Vice President of Brooke Shields & Co., the business Teri formed to manage her daughter. [italic]“The division of labor is a simple one. Miss Shields's mother concentrates on the more creative aspects of the company. Miss Wisdom tends the bottom line. 'The lawyer,' said Miss Wisdom, ‘goes over everything with a fine tooth comb before we sign it, but it's really just Teri and me. She and I are the ones making the deals, but Teri is the ultimate decision-maker. And gosh, it's so hard to keep track of it all you can't imagine.'’”[/italic] (NYT)

Has anyone else ever heard intimations of this relationship before? Lila Wisdom died in her home state of Arizona in 2018, so no one can ask her.

I always believed that she lost her virginity to Dodi Fayed.

Brooke was 24-years-old when she was on the arm of Dodi Fayed at his 33rd birthday in Paris. She first had dated him when she was 18. Brooke was 24-years-old when she was on the arm of Dodi Fayed at his 33rd birthday in Paris. She first had dated him when she was 18.

She was 22 when she was at Princeton and with Dean Cain. That seems more likely than losing her virginity at 24 to Dodi Fayed.

The thing is, I don’t think people thought it was all right at the time. I was 11 or 12 in 1978 when Pretty Baby was released and it was very disturbing. I remember very large ads in the newspaper of her holding a doll and from reading about it, in the paper, in Time or whatever weekly newsmagazine we got, I knew what the film was about it. It was a real cause celebre, but I don’t think many people actually saw the film so, in that sense, the publicity around the film mostly served her.

I couldn’t see the film obviously but around that time I remember seeing The Brooke Book at B. Dalton, not a big display or anything, just a few copies on a shelf in the movies and entertainment section, I think it was $8, and I bought it. It was fascinating, the photos - it was mostly a portfolio of all her work with these world famous photographers - and to see her transformed into all of these characters and assume such maturity and yes, sensuality, it was like a work of art. It was so interesting to see this young girl at the centre of all of this art photography and no matter what they did to her she had the most piercing eyes and a great beauty that was very malleable. It was edgy and controversial but not without context. That’s where people go wrong comparing art to porn - art has a context. Seeing her in all of these photos, it was like she was a shapeshifter, like she had a special power she could use, when she wasn’t just being a young girl. Like she was an X-men character.

The Calvin Klein stuff was silly and obvious, nothing like the provocation of her earlier work, but she delivered it well and seemed to be in on the joke and the public ate it up. Only the most puritanical amongst us took offence. It was actually the still photography that had the most impact in the moment - once you saw the ads - because she just looked so effortlessly gorgeous and great in those jeans. There was nothing sleazy about that.

The Blue Lagoon was actually pretty tame but her presence in it likely gave it more of a frisson than the film deserved. Endless Love was just a bore.

As was noted above, in 1978 she wasn’t alone as there’d been Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver, who as noted was a character, but it was still of some controversy and Mariel Hemingway in Lipstick and with a higher profile in Manhattan. But these performances didn’t exist in a vacuum because they were surrounded by films like Deep Throat, The Devil in Miss Jones and Behind The Green Door. That these young girls were part of a larger conversation within a sexual revolution is hardly surprising. And none of them have claimed any detriment to their involvement, though they all could to a degree and for different reasons.

But Brooke Shields is a striver, in the best sense. She has never been just the one thing. She’s incredibly impressive and is so much more than just a pretty face. I’d love to have lunch with her and Laura Linney. :)

My brother was at Princeton with Cain. Said he was a douche. He didn’t know Shields.

Dean was absolutely gorgeous when he was young, but he has always been a douche.

Dodi al-Fayed is living proof that all you need is to be rich and willing to put yourself out there to date the most beautiful women in the world. He was homelier than a bulldog's ass.

I would, respectfully, like to get back to the “nudie hall run”. It must have seemed like 2 or 3 football fields of a frantic frenzied dreamscape?

[quote]R99 Dodi al-Fayed is living proof that all you need is to be rich and willing to put yourself out there to date the most beautiful women in the world.

Mr. Fayed was not extraordinarily beautiful - but when you get right down to it, neither was Princess Di (with that huge, honking nose.) But many people’s attractiveness factor is enhanced by their personal charm or charisma.

Fayed was far from homely.

Di was gorgeous. She deserved Hasnat & happily ever after

Jodie Foster’s mother was just as big a mess as Teri Shields was. Jodie’s mother also actively alienated her and her siblings from their father and encouraged Jodie to take questionable roles — Taxi Driver, the Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane, Foxes.

Brooke went to the Dwight School in Englewood, of course she got into Princeton; it was the 80s, all you needed was prep school diploma. Jodie went to the Lycée Français in LA, no wonder she got into Yale. Interesting they both majored in French and turned out “well-adjusted,” though obviously Jodie was much more successful.

R101 LOL. He look like a A-rab George Costanza.

I wonder if Howard asked if she was ever coaxed into a 3-way with Bubbles?

She didn't bother to reveal what his pinga was like, I see. If she was a virgin I hope she wasn't getting blood all over the halls

It’s hard to believe her mother didn’t sell her virginity. The Cain story sounds like a cover. Did anyone bother to watch the pretty baby documentary on HULU?

Brooke & Dean: The Musical 🎶

Jodie Foster's best friend is Mel Gibson and she used James Woods' sperm to have her sons. I wouldn't exactly call her well-adjusted.

Is James Woods alleged to be of really high IQ?

So says James Woods

[quote]Does anyone know what her actual degree is in?

I met her lipstick lesbian pottery professor in Key West during Spring Break 1985 and she hated Brooke. She had to threaten her with an F if she didn't cut her long fingernails. Said she was stupid beyond belief.

He is a full blown trumpster so I doubt it @R110 I believe the professor. My boyfriend is an adjunct and the majority of his students are dumb fucks. @R112

well, pottery professors are notoriously self inflated, antagonistic.

The lesbian ones even more so.

I think she’s pretty lucky. Can you imagine losing your virginity to somebody looks like him. You might not like his politics, but the man is handsome. And I’m sure it was made of steel at that age. More interesting question is was he running down the hall naked after her? Now I would’ve liked to have seen that.

[italic]It was the love every parent fears!

The Cess Lagoon

Am I the only one who never found him attractive? He looks just like he could be a member of a family of very plain, blunt faced girls I knew in my youth.

[quote] Jodie Foster's role in Taxi Driver was controversial, but I'm not sure you'd say "provocative". She never performed for the male gaze the way the others were encouraged/made to. None of that wide-eyed staring into the camera ...

I don't think Jodie Foster could have acted girlishly nubile, even if she had tried. Jodie was always tomboyish and it came through in her roles. She was a young lesbian and it came through in her acting.

She’s ugly as fuck now

I don't understand people who look like Dean Cain ending up looking like Dean Cain in r12.

While I wouldn't be botoxing and going crazy with plastic surgery to stay young, I'd certain be eating healthfully and continuing to workout to keep a decent body.

However, I've said it before, I went with a friend who wanted him to sign a dvd, and he was utterly charming and very gracious to ALL fans whether they were gay or frau gushing over him.

R121 And I don't understand people like you who don't understand that people get old and that it's actually difficult for a lot of people to constantly keep slim and healthy otherwise everyone would do it.

"Did she attend Princeton on merit? If so, that's hard to believe."

She explained in her Marc Maron interview that people always made that assumption. She said she was a hard worker and perfectionist because of her mother's alcoholism and nature - she bore down on things as way of having some control. So, she was an straight A student. Granted being Brooke Shields in addition to having good grades probably helped.

Dean Caine is indeed a douche, and the stepfather who raised him is a nuclear-level douche … and perv.

This blows my mind. _I_ lost my virginity to Dean Cain as well.

I fucked his brains out.

As you can see.

[Quote] And I don't understand people like you who don't understand that people get old and that it's actually difficult for a lot of people to constantly keep slim and healthy otherwise everyone would do it.

Let's see what the other Supermen look like in 20 years time. Tom's pretty beefy these days but it suits him. I think he looks better now compared to when he was on Smallville.

Too bad he's a crazy anti-vaxxer and Trump supporter nowadays.

R12 Superman, flying too low, hits the wall hard

R126 I've read gossip that Henry Cavill struggles with his weight and diets so I wouldn't be shocked if he gets fat. Some people just find it a lot harder than others.

R129 I wouldn't be surprised either. I think Henry may suffer from body dysmorphia. I remember him saying that he was fat and out of shape here, but he looked great.

Catherine O'Hara and Rick Moranis were hysterical as Brooke and her mom on SCTV

Sure Maggot troll. Everyone izz theez dayz.

Many decades ago my parents got Esquire magazine…..even as a kid I found their “ Dubious Achievement “ awards hilarious…I do remember a picture on one of the covers with three little girls all dresses up like sexy women..I think one of them might have been Brookes who was a gorgeous child. The picture was definitely explosive of these children…no wonder she was a young mess

Funny how everyone doubts that Brook got in on merit but just accepted Dean Cain was there. He is a fucking moron.

I can see Henry Cavill putting on too much weight. I'm guessing he'd look like Jonah Hill.

Shave your pussy!!!

The 70s ads are unsettling.

I wish Dean Cain had taken my virginity instead of that scummy director guy!

Here’s Dean comments . . .

^Dean’s

[quote][R121] And I don't understand people like you who don't understand that people get old and that it's actually difficult for a lot of people to constantly keep slim and healthy otherwise everyone would do it.

LOL - it really isn't all that hard to put the fork down and not weight 250 lbs. Body positive apologists like you are ridiculous.

No one is saying he needed to stay Superman fit. He got a bit beefy in Hit the Floor, but still looked fine only 10 years ago. Plenty of people get older - he's only 56 - and stay at a reasonably healthy weight. HOWEVER, when it's your literal job to stay attractive, that's a whole other issue entirely. I mean, he doesn't have the acting chops, no matter how much he's been shoveling food in his mouth and exercising them, for The Whale II: Beached and alone.

That's the first picture I've seen of Dodi Fayed. I knew he was rich playboy so I assumed he would be really hot, for some reason. I was picturing someone closer to Britney Spear's husband. Diana must have really liked his money.

Dodi is one of the most stupid names ever.

Keep my name out’a yer FUCKIN’ mouth!

R144 one of my favorite lines from Grease is Dody Goodman as Blanche asking “how many”? in her wacky voice.

Didn’t Brooke claim up and down that she saved herself for marriage???

R146 Brooke lies!

There was obviously a societal dynamic that allowed Brooke and others young girls to be sexualized in ads and on screen during the 70s and 80s. But, I wouldn't say that NO ONE objected or no one cared. Some people objected. There were other opinions, but they just didn't win out and stop that media from happening. Even in the doc they show clips of Brooke and her mom on talk shows and audience members are upset.

Wow, R141. Can’t wait to see you when you’re 56. What an arrogant prick you are.

There are so many reasons, related to health, hereditary genetics, pandemics, tragedy, manageable conditions, prescriptions, depression…there are so many reasons, often beyond people’s control, as to why they age the way they do. Nobody spends their life looking like they did when they were 26. Nobody.

Boy, do you have a lot to learn about life. What a crushing experience that will be for you.

More than 60% of Americans are grossly obese. It is a given they will look like crap. It is a social disease.

Unless you’re over 50 yourself, you have no idea how much a person’s body changes as one ages. R149 is spot on.

R58 I turned 50 this year and I look great. Just sayin’

R151, and for men it starts around 35 - 36. That’s the 1st wave. Early 40s is when the hereditary stuff starts emerging. At 50 is when it starts to get real serious.

I spoke with a 97 y.o. man recently - sharp as a tack. I haven’t told anybody this but he said it wasn’t worth living past 90.

It's a mindset.

You can throw in the towel and eat ice cream, meatloaf, lasagna, bread sticks, cheeseburgers, steak, lobster, parfaits, mashed potatoes, candy, chocolate, macaroni and cheese, cheese cake, frosted cupcakes, garlic bread, tiramisu, pancakes butter and syrup, bacon, french toast sticks, jellies and jams, apple crisp pie ....

Or you can workout, stay hydrated by drinking water as much as you want and surviving on a healthy organic diet of sunlight and a lettuce leaf.

It's your choice.

R154, And it can sometimes be all for naught.

When Jackie O realized her life would be ending, she wondered to friends why did she spend all those years dieting and exercising if she was only to live to 64.

[quote]R155 When Jackie O realized her life would be ending, she wondered to friends why did she spend all those years dieting and exercising if she was only to live to 64.

ANSWER: Because millionaires like JFK, Aristotle Onassis, and Maurice Tempelsman would never have fucked her otherwise.

R153 gives bad advice

I watched the Hulu doc today and it was really good. It’s amazing Brooke turned out how she did.

She is a year older than me and I remember the Colgate ad she did. It was on the back cover of a magazine in the supermarket and I remember being mesmerized by her face.

When did Dean start having affairs with men?

R159 he's always seemed soft

What about her date with George Michael? Did she mention that George was the one she wanted to take her virginity, but for some reason, that didn't happen!

Any sane gay man would have given it up for Dean back then.

The current fat potato drunk face is another story. No wonder he went MAGA.

Dean is a typical latinx. They are always Maga.

R163, Isn’t he part Asian?

Asians are always Latinx and Maga.

You're all going on about Dean Cain but what her encounter with John John Kennedy?

*what about

R166, Nothing more than a kiss at a party. He took her home, but when he realized there wouldn’t be any sex, he said goodnight and she had to hail herself a taxi.

R168 You gotta put out if you wanna get anywhere!

Post Dean Cain's dick

I’ve only caught bits and pieces of her media tour, but there seems to be a whole of “running out of the room.”. Shields, after having sex, her daughter, after finding out her mom had once been sexually assaulted. Seems like she’s trying to make things seem more dramatic than they were.

R139 So Dean went on the show to follow up about what she said? Which amounts to a nod "yeah, happened and gave her a hug."

Give this man some work.

Dean gets what he wants, believe me!