Let's speculate on the hush money payouts Trump made to kill a story about him having an out-of-wedlock kid!

Ivanka

The usual suspects. Cohen wouldn't be involved unless it directly affected Trump.

Lindsay Graham

Lindsay Graham.

Peter Thiel

Diamond or Silk.

Chelsea

Lauren Boebert

Listen, I'd give anything to get into Pecker's confidential files at the Enquirer to see all the dirt he had on various people. I would bet Trump knocked up one of the "models" at his agency. My god, how could Ivana stand him.Oh. No way she "fell" down the stairs.

Sarah Palin or one of her brood

Tiffany, obvs.

How many people here think Trump let Kelly Ann blow him? I think she believes she was having an affair with him, but he probably mocked her worn out old ass.

R13 she looks like a meth addict you'd fuck in a motel 6 so probably even Trump wouldn't even go there

The paid off doorman looks kind of hot.

it was determined to be false. I don't know why he paid 30k.

Probably because it's not actually false

Kellyanne looks like those whores you see near an overpass, desperately trying to make eye contact. I know she's a smart, sophisticated wife and mom, but scrape off the makeup and put her in some ill-fitting polyblend slacks and a child's summer camp souvenir hoodie and she could pass for one of those ladies offering blow jobs in exchange for a Snickers bar at an onramp near you.

Has ho hicks had a baby recently?

I'm telling you it would not surprise me if one of his "Beauty pageant contestants, or one of those "models" from his agency had a kid. But he's thetype who'd insist on an abortion and he keeps some pretty rough company to help him convince a girl the abortion is the best option. His Russian Mob pals would insist.

My bet is: someone who was underage at the time of conception.

I think she will be one of the links to his dear, departed BFF Jeffrey.

A maid at one of his hotels

The kid grew up to be George Santos or whatever his name these days is.