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How is this possible?

The proverbial 'beercan'. What causes it? (NSFW)

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by Anonymousreply 93December 15, 2023 7:29 PM

[quote]What causes it?

He stuck it inside a vacuum cleaner as a kid, Rose.

And yeah, it's impressive. Guaranteed prolapse if prodded long enough.

by Anonymousreply 1April 2, 2023 5:09 AM

His name is Maxx Greco.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 2, 2023 5:17 AM

I had a good friend with a beer can dick.

Absolutely GORGEOUS, too.

Still think of him, every now & then. Women just swooned over him.

Hope he’s doing well. A good guy who I genuinely miss, & never fiucked.

by Anonymousreply 3April 2, 2023 5:20 AM

A big ol' bottom, apparently. Not uncommon for guys with big dicks who struggle keeping them hard.

by Anonymousreply 4April 2, 2023 5:23 AM

It's like Steve Carrell and Mo Rocca had a son together who had a thick cock. Lol.

I find the guy so every-day hot, even though he's really not my normal type. I really wanted a huge, messy load though.

As much as people talk about beer can thick dicks, I think that would absolutely be terrible. Red Bull can would be perfect peak thickness though.

by Anonymousreply 5April 2, 2023 5:32 AM

In a way I feel sorry for guys like him. Just imagine all the guys they want to top, but who then turn them down for being too big. It’s actually a real problem.

by Anonymousreply 6April 2, 2023 5:35 AM

Damn I seen this when I was googling fat cocks at 5am the other day. Btw any good sites for big cock stuff? Monstercockland type sites?

by Anonymousreply 7April 2, 2023 5:38 AM

You're dating Mr. Big, I'm dating Mr. Too Big."

by Anonymousreply 8April 2, 2023 5:40 AM

Not to mention the lack of good blowjobs, R6.

by Anonymousreply 9April 2, 2023 5:40 AM

He is really good looking. The mix of big nose, glasses and hot body really does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 10April 2, 2023 5:58 AM

"How is this possible?" seems the least question.

[quote]Just imagine all the guys they want to top, but who then turn them down for being too big. It’s actually a real problem.

This is less a problem than you may think. Are you unaware of the number of men who will say yes?

by Anonymousreply 11April 2, 2023 6:08 AM

Are Big Cock Problems like First World Problems (i.e.,, shut the fuck up, you lucky bastard)?

by Anonymousreply 12April 2, 2023 6:59 AM

WTF, this guy works at my office.

by Anonymousreply 13April 2, 2023 7:11 AM

R13 Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 14April 2, 2023 7:48 AM

Any guy who sees this would totally rib this guy with envy. There’s something fulfilling about stroking your cock when it has decent girth.

by Anonymousreply 15April 2, 2023 10:34 AM

R11, there’s a reason why a lot of gay men identify as tops, and it has nothing to do with any kind of masculinity vs. femininity BS. Bottoming for a lot of people can be painful and uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 16April 2, 2023 10:35 AM

Good genes, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17April 2, 2023 6:51 PM

Arab?

by Anonymousreply 18April 2, 2023 8:48 PM

He sort of looks like he's wearing one of those nose and glasses masks. Lol.

Keep stroking, man. You and your cock are hot AF.

by Anonymousreply 19April 2, 2023 8:53 PM

Not all it's cracked-up to be.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 2, 2023 11:22 PM

R19 "lol"

Oh, dear

by Anonymousreply 21April 2, 2023 11:29 PM

His butt is mottled.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2023 11:29 PM

Russian mobster (nsfw)

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by Anonymousreply 23September 19, 2023 7:11 PM

Yes, R12.

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2023 7:32 PM

What causes it? Dude. You’re a fucking man and don’t know how a penis works? Really???

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2023 7:46 PM

"How is it possible?"

The correct question is "Why are there not more, many more of these?"

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2023 8:26 PM

Nice.

Is this his cousin?

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by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2023 8:43 PM

wow, R23's guy could breed me

by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2023 8:44 PM

HAWT guy - my type. I would rim him deep....

by Anonymousreply 29September 19, 2023 8:46 PM

I recommend steam-cleaning or tossing out that microfiber couch stat.

by Anonymousreply 30September 19, 2023 8:49 PM

In Action

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by Anonymousreply 31September 19, 2023 9:10 PM

Just what I needed to perk me up today. Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 32September 19, 2023 9:24 PM

R23 is tremendous. I wonder what kind of fuck he delivers.

by Anonymousreply 33September 19, 2023 9:39 PM

I've got lots of pics of fat cocks, but whenever I post them, someone says they're photoshopped (or pumped).

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by Anonymousreply 34September 19, 2023 10:30 PM

R33 a hard one, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 35September 20, 2023 3:56 AM

Mmmm, fat cock!

by Anonymousreply 36September 20, 2023 7:52 PM

How is this possible? Good genetics?

by Anonymousreply 37September 22, 2023 3:09 AM

Perfectly thick.

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by Anonymousreply 38September 22, 2023 4:02 AM

R23 I would smile.

by Anonymousreply 39September 22, 2023 4:05 AM

But head should be as thick as the shaft, R38, so... not perfect.

by Anonymousreply 40September 22, 2023 5:06 AM

I just don't understand how that could possibly be pleasurable. I mean...I do, but that's TOO much. There's no way I could.

by Anonymousreply 41September 22, 2023 10:28 AM

The assholes of DL men are surely some of the most inelastic and easily agitated in the gay world.

"It hurts!" because you don't want to feel pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 42September 22, 2023 11:15 AM

I love the torpedo cock at R38

by Anonymousreply 43September 22, 2023 2:52 PM

I, for one, like dicks where the head is smaller than the shaft.

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by Anonymousreply 44September 22, 2023 7:39 PM

I started getting into older guys a few years back....not because they were hot or handsome in my eyes but because I'd see porn with older Turkish, Middle Eastern or Baltic guys with insanely fat cocks.

I wish I could travel and get fucked by one of those thick fuckers. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 45September 23, 2023 2:08 PM

The dick (and man) at R38 is about ideal.

R44 dick takes it too far, though -- i.e., the difference between small head and girth shaft. When the difference is freaky, ut always reminds me of baobab trees.

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by Anonymousreply 46September 23, 2023 2:33 PM

Short, but it's sure thick!

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by Anonymousreply 47September 24, 2023 2:44 AM

There are boys, there are men and then there’s DADDY.

by Anonymousreply 48September 24, 2023 2:51 AM

More incredibly fat cocks, please?

Where does one find video of all these insanely thick Turkish and Russian men, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 49September 24, 2023 2:02 PM

Having the camera an inch from your cock while your face is a mile away helps.

by Anonymousreply 50September 24, 2023 2:15 PM

Russian guys with big dicks are few and far between.

by Anonymousreply 51September 24, 2023 2:27 PM

[quote]Where does one find video of all these insanely thick Turkish and Russian men, anyway?

Where on earth might one go to find dense concentrations of Turkish and Russian men? It's a goddamned mystery, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 52September 24, 2023 9:44 PM

[quote] But head should be as thick as the shaft, [R38], so... not perfect.

I’d opine, even thicker/bigger than the shaft. Mushroom heads rule.

by Anonymousreply 53September 24, 2023 11:00 PM

Mushroom head on giant cock.

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by Anonymousreply 54September 24, 2023 11:03 PM

I thought most Russians were hung.

But maybe I am confused with the Eastern European men (especially Polish) that I've known with insane, double digit sizemeat.

As well as numerous Baltic men.

by Anonymousreply 55September 25, 2023 12:12 AM

R47, i know a guy like that. his dick is short and I can fit it all in my mouth and it's super fat! he wants me to open my mouth wide when I suck him.

by Anonymousreply 56September 25, 2023 12:22 AM

Does anyone want to admit they’re the girthiest DLer? No I don’t mean your dress size. I’m sure we have a few impressive ones here.

by Anonymousreply 57September 25, 2023 12:58 AM

I'm not the longest but I might be one of the thickest.

I'm mostly a bottom - while I leaned vers no guy wanted me to fuck him when they'd see my fat cock, particularly my cockhead, which is sort of ridiculously mushroomy and thick.

I've had guys who have recorded me just waving my dick around because they wanted to stroke to it later......they were so amazed at the thickness.

Length is not quite 6 so as I said, not the longest. I've put a tape measure around the base of my dick and it's over 7. My knob is thicker than that. (I don't know if I am doing any of those measures right but that's the best I can do on my own!)

by Anonymousreply 58October 15, 2023 11:32 PM

useless without pic!

by Anonymousreply 59October 16, 2023 6:47 PM

Let’s play match the dick to the guy.

by Anonymousreply 60October 16, 2023 7:19 PM

R53 thank you. I appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 61October 16, 2023 7:26 PM

I want to spend a weekend with R23's fat cock inside me

by Anonymousreply 62November 23, 2023 4:14 PM

R23 is deleted!

by Anonymousreply 63November 23, 2023 4:42 PM

Noooooooooooooooo!

by Anonymousreply 64November 23, 2023 5:04 PM

For me the dick at R47 is perfect. Esp if he’s a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 65November 23, 2023 10:42 PM

OP’s guy isn’t THAT big.

by Anonymousreply 66November 23, 2023 11:24 PM

I need to look through the various sites that have those old Turkish or Russian men with insanely fat cocks.

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2023 12:07 AM

I dated a guy with a cock that big…possibly bigger. A solid 8 inches and thick. I still think about him almost every day, and every time that I masturbate. He was an asshole, but I was dickmatized and he knew it.

Blow jobs were difficult.

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2023 12:35 AM

Oh man I wish I could’ve seen that.

by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2023 12:40 AM

That’s a penis!

by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2023 3:37 AM

Like R44 I’ve been a fan of hugecockace’s cock for years. His huge balls are amazing.

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by Anonymousreply 71November 24, 2023 4:10 AM

Those huge balls must produce enormous loads

by Anonymousreply 72November 24, 2023 4:17 AM

holy fuckkkkkkk

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by Anonymousreply 73November 24, 2023 12:20 PM

even the young russian guys are thick, no?

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by Anonymousreply 74November 24, 2023 12:22 PM

r73 that's nasty - a medical condition

by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2023 12:31 PM

Nah, just way too much silicone injecting & pumping.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2023 12:46 PM

Apparently the big-dicked guy in first link (Maxx Greco) is a pig bottom. Whatta waste!

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by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2023 1:12 PM

I see that he bottoms, but I do not see much piggishness about it

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2023 1:17 PM

I was more focused on the tasteful apartment R77. 8/10, but the fluffy pillow on the chair is going to be a nightmare to clean.

by Anonymousreply 79November 24, 2023 6:16 PM

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by Anonymousreply 80November 24, 2023 8:31 PM

R80 they aren't

by Anonymousreply 81November 24, 2023 8:33 PM

Love how he keeps getting bigger. Such a beast.

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by Anonymousreply 82November 25, 2023 3:27 AM

I believe this is supposed to be a thick cock thread. Not a ball tumor thread.

by Anonymousreply 83November 25, 2023 3:54 AM

[quote] Those huge balls must produce enormous loads

Massive, absolutely massive

by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2023 3:24 AM

Those balls aren't real - it's saline this metally ill men have injected in to their sack.

I went home with a guy who was so thick it was basically useless. Couldn't get my mouth around it, couldn't fit it in my ass, hard to get my hand around it to jack him off.

It seemed like a cruel joke.

by Anonymousreply 85November 26, 2023 3:37 AM

R85. It ain’t saline. That only last a few hours until it gets reabsorbed back into the body. It’s actually silicone which is permanent. Much in the same way females get silicone breast enlargement.

by Anonymousreply 86November 27, 2023 1:07 AM

More legitimately fat cocks, please!

by Anonymousreply 87November 27, 2023 7:16 PM

Dick thread destroyed by talk about balls.

by Anonymousreply 88December 14, 2023 7:15 PM

More ridiculously thick, oversized penises, please

by Anonymousreply 89December 14, 2023 10:01 PM

Yummy

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by Anonymousreply 90December 15, 2023 4:18 PM

but ugh....that's pumped. It looks like an overcooked pig in a blanket

by Anonymousreply 91December 15, 2023 5:29 PM

Pretty thick one.

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by Anonymousreply 92December 15, 2023 5:59 PM

Do we think the guy @ R90 knows George Lucas beat him to it?

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by Anonymousreply 93December 15, 2023 7:29 PM
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