The proverbial 'beercan'. What causes it? (NSFW)
[quote]What causes it?
He stuck it inside a vacuum cleaner as a kid, Rose.
And yeah, it's impressive. Guaranteed prolapse if prodded long enough.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 2, 2023 5:09 AM |
I had a good friend with a beer can dick.
Absolutely GORGEOUS, too.
Still think of him, every now & then. Women just swooned over him.
Hope he’s doing well. A good guy who I genuinely miss, & never fiucked.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 2, 2023 5:20 AM |
A big ol' bottom, apparently. Not uncommon for guys with big dicks who struggle keeping them hard.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 2, 2023 5:23 AM |
It's like Steve Carrell and Mo Rocca had a son together who had a thick cock. Lol.
I find the guy so every-day hot, even though he's really not my normal type. I really wanted a huge, messy load though.
As much as people talk about beer can thick dicks, I think that would absolutely be terrible. Red Bull can would be perfect peak thickness though.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 2, 2023 5:32 AM |
In a way I feel sorry for guys like him. Just imagine all the guys they want to top, but who then turn them down for being too big. It’s actually a real problem.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 2, 2023 5:35 AM |
Damn I seen this when I was googling fat cocks at 5am the other day. Btw any good sites for big cock stuff? Monstercockland type sites?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 2, 2023 5:38 AM |
You're dating Mr. Big, I'm dating Mr. Too Big."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 2, 2023 5:40 AM |
Not to mention the lack of good blowjobs, R6.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 2, 2023 5:40 AM |
He is really good looking. The mix of big nose, glasses and hot body really does it for me.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 2, 2023 5:58 AM |
"How is this possible?" seems the least question.
[quote]Just imagine all the guys they want to top, but who then turn them down for being too big. It’s actually a real problem.
This is less a problem than you may think. Are you unaware of the number of men who will say yes?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 2, 2023 6:08 AM |
Are Big Cock Problems like First World Problems (i.e.,, shut the fuck up, you lucky bastard)?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 2, 2023 6:59 AM |
WTF, this guy works at my office.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 2, 2023 7:11 AM |
R13 Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 2, 2023 7:48 AM |
Any guy who sees this would totally rib this guy with envy. There’s something fulfilling about stroking your cock when it has decent girth.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 2, 2023 10:34 AM |
R11, there’s a reason why a lot of gay men identify as tops, and it has nothing to do with any kind of masculinity vs. femininity BS. Bottoming for a lot of people can be painful and uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 2, 2023 10:35 AM |
Good genes, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 2, 2023 6:51 PM |
Arab?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 2, 2023 8:48 PM |
He sort of looks like he's wearing one of those nose and glasses masks. Lol.
Keep stroking, man. You and your cock are hot AF.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 2, 2023 8:53 PM |
R19 "lol"
Oh, dear
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 2, 2023 11:29 PM |
Yes, R12.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 19, 2023 7:32 PM |
What causes it? Dude. You’re a fucking man and don’t know how a penis works? Really???
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 19, 2023 7:46 PM |
"How is it possible?"
The correct question is "Why are there not more, many more of these?"
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 19, 2023 8:26 PM |
wow, R23's guy could breed me
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 19, 2023 8:44 PM |
HAWT guy - my type. I would rim him deep....
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 19, 2023 8:46 PM |
I recommend steam-cleaning or tossing out that microfiber couch stat.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 19, 2023 8:49 PM |
Just what I needed to perk me up today. Thanks, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 19, 2023 9:24 PM |
R23 is tremendous. I wonder what kind of fuck he delivers.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 19, 2023 9:39 PM |
I've got lots of pics of fat cocks, but whenever I post them, someone says they're photoshopped (or pumped).
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 19, 2023 10:30 PM |
R33 a hard one, no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 20, 2023 3:56 AM |
Mmmm, fat cock!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 20, 2023 7:52 PM |
How is this possible? Good genetics?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 22, 2023 3:09 AM |
R23 I would smile.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 22, 2023 4:05 AM |
But head should be as thick as the shaft, R38, so... not perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 22, 2023 5:06 AM |
I just don't understand how that could possibly be pleasurable. I mean...I do, but that's TOO much. There's no way I could.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 22, 2023 10:28 AM |
The assholes of DL men are surely some of the most inelastic and easily agitated in the gay world.
"It hurts!" because you don't want to feel pleasure.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 22, 2023 11:15 AM |
I love the torpedo cock at R38
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 22, 2023 2:52 PM |
I, for one, like dicks where the head is smaller than the shaft.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 22, 2023 7:39 PM |
I started getting into older guys a few years back....not because they were hot or handsome in my eyes but because I'd see porn with older Turkish, Middle Eastern or Baltic guys with insanely fat cocks.
I wish I could travel and get fucked by one of those thick fuckers. Yum.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 23, 2023 2:08 PM |
The dick (and man) at R38 is about ideal.
R44 dick takes it too far, though -- i.e., the difference between small head and girth shaft. When the difference is freaky, ut always reminds me of baobab trees.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 23, 2023 2:33 PM |
There are boys, there are men and then there’s DADDY.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 24, 2023 2:51 AM |
More incredibly fat cocks, please?
Where does one find video of all these insanely thick Turkish and Russian men, anyway?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 24, 2023 2:02 PM |
Having the camera an inch from your cock while your face is a mile away helps.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 24, 2023 2:15 PM |
Russian guys with big dicks are few and far between.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 24, 2023 2:27 PM |
[quote]Where does one find video of all these insanely thick Turkish and Russian men, anyway?
Where on earth might one go to find dense concentrations of Turkish and Russian men? It's a goddamned mystery, isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 24, 2023 9:44 PM |
[quote] But head should be as thick as the shaft, [R38], so... not perfect.
I’d opine, even thicker/bigger than the shaft. Mushroom heads rule.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 24, 2023 11:00 PM |
I thought most Russians were hung.
But maybe I am confused with the Eastern European men (especially Polish) that I've known with insane, double digit sizemeat.
As well as numerous Baltic men.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 25, 2023 12:12 AM |
R47, i know a guy like that. his dick is short and I can fit it all in my mouth and it's super fat! he wants me to open my mouth wide when I suck him.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 25, 2023 12:22 AM |
Does anyone want to admit they’re the girthiest DLer? No I don’t mean your dress size. I’m sure we have a few impressive ones here.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 25, 2023 12:58 AM |
I'm not the longest but I might be one of the thickest.
I'm mostly a bottom - while I leaned vers no guy wanted me to fuck him when they'd see my fat cock, particularly my cockhead, which is sort of ridiculously mushroomy and thick.
I've had guys who have recorded me just waving my dick around because they wanted to stroke to it later......they were so amazed at the thickness.
Length is not quite 6 so as I said, not the longest. I've put a tape measure around the base of my dick and it's over 7. My knob is thicker than that. (I don't know if I am doing any of those measures right but that's the best I can do on my own!)
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 15, 2023 11:32 PM |
useless without pic!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 16, 2023 6:47 PM |
Let’s play match the dick to the guy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 16, 2023 7:19 PM |
R53 thank you. I appreciate it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 16, 2023 7:26 PM |
I want to spend a weekend with R23's fat cock inside me
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 23, 2023 4:14 PM |
R23 is deleted!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 23, 2023 4:42 PM |
Noooooooooooooooo!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 23, 2023 5:04 PM |
For me the dick at R47 is perfect. Esp if he’s a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 23, 2023 10:42 PM |
OP’s guy isn’t THAT big.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 23, 2023 11:24 PM |
I need to look through the various sites that have those old Turkish or Russian men with insanely fat cocks.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 24, 2023 12:07 AM |
I dated a guy with a cock that big…possibly bigger. A solid 8 inches and thick. I still think about him almost every day, and every time that I masturbate. He was an asshole, but I was dickmatized and he knew it.
Blow jobs were difficult.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 24, 2023 12:35 AM |
Oh man I wish I could’ve seen that.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 24, 2023 12:40 AM |
That’s a penis!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 24, 2023 3:37 AM |
Like R44 I’ve been a fan of hugecockace’s cock for years. His huge balls are amazing.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 24, 2023 4:10 AM |
Those huge balls must produce enormous loads
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 24, 2023 4:17 AM |
even the young russian guys are thick, no?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 24, 2023 12:22 PM |
r73 that's nasty - a medical condition
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 24, 2023 12:31 PM |
Nah, just way too much silicone injecting & pumping.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 24, 2023 12:46 PM |
Apparently the big-dicked guy in first link (Maxx Greco) is a pig bottom. Whatta waste!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 24, 2023 1:12 PM |
I see that he bottoms, but I do not see much piggishness about it
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 24, 2023 1:17 PM |
I was more focused on the tasteful apartment R77. 8/10, but the fluffy pillow on the chair is going to be a nightmare to clean.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 24, 2023 6:16 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 24, 2023 8:31 PM |
R80 they aren't
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 24, 2023 8:33 PM |
Love how he keeps getting bigger. Such a beast.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 25, 2023 3:27 AM |
I believe this is supposed to be a thick cock thread. Not a ball tumor thread.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 25, 2023 3:54 AM |
[quote] Those huge balls must produce enormous loads
Massive, absolutely massive
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 26, 2023 3:24 AM |
Those balls aren't real - it's saline this metally ill men have injected in to their sack.
I went home with a guy who was so thick it was basically useless. Couldn't get my mouth around it, couldn't fit it in my ass, hard to get my hand around it to jack him off.
It seemed like a cruel joke.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 26, 2023 3:37 AM |
R85. It ain’t saline. That only last a few hours until it gets reabsorbed back into the body. It’s actually silicone which is permanent. Much in the same way females get silicone breast enlargement.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 27, 2023 1:07 AM |
More legitimately fat cocks, please!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 27, 2023 7:16 PM |
Dick thread destroyed by talk about balls.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 14, 2023 7:15 PM |
More ridiculously thick, oversized penises, please
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 14, 2023 10:01 PM |
but ugh....that's pumped. It looks like an overcooked pig in a blanket
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 15, 2023 5:29 PM |
Do we think the guy @ R90 knows George Lucas beat him to it?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 15, 2023 7:29 PM |