Not news but news to me: Ellen DeGeneres has a skincare line, Kind Science.

That’s like Chrissy Metz selling SkinnyGirl.

If you liked her kitchen line, you'll LOVE her skincare line!

I almost paid five bucks for a closeout Ellen DeGeneres four-sided stainless steel grater at a local discount store because she has been grating on me for decades. But I saved my $$$.

Still hanging onto that kind bullshit even after her cuntery was exposed…

I've thought she looked like shit for the past 15 years or so. She's just six steps away from Madonna.

She had a subscription box for a year or two until it failed (most sub boxes fail, anyway). Had frau items, shirts, cheap jewelry, water bottles, socks, a book that would change your life. It was called Be Kind or something like that, because apparently she is a lovely, kind person to others (lol).

I thought that was Dan Abrams from On Patrol Live.

That article is two years old, but the product still launched AFTER it was revealed to the world at large that Ellen isn't kind. At all.

I wonder if it's even still around? I can't imagine even the frauiest Frau saying to herself "I wish I looked just like Ellen!"

This desiccated thing has a skin care line?

Just saw this commercial on late night TV in the Dallas area. I had never heard of it before, but I'm glad I did a search before posting my snark about it. WT ACTUAL FUCK?!?

I thought all we had left to endure was her Netflix special where she ripped off the shroud over her face and we all saw the harpy beneath?!

"Creepy Crepe-y Makes My Flesh Crawl Celebrity Skincare Creme"?

Tagline: "Go Fuck Yourselves"

It's not too late for a rename!

Is it made with Portia’s blood?

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When will the horrible goblin Ellen go away?

She's smooth as silk...

I bought a really plush dog blanket from a line of hers for camping with my dog and he loves it.

When will Ellen finally be flushed down the shitter? She keeps bobbing back up like an unwelcome turd.

Did the marketing dept. forget the "of" in the middle of "Kind Science"?

Including having a good diet and drinking lots of water, you only really need a cleanser, moisturizer, SPF, and (especially for those that live in an area with hard water), a shower head that soften/filters the water. And it doesn’t haven’t to be from brands like La Mer/La Prairie/Dr Barbara Sturm; most brands like the Ordinary, CeraVe, and La Roche Posay do the job just as well.

I prefer her other line, Cunt Science.

Is she trying to look ugly and evil with that haircut?

She's doing a good job with that.

Go away, Ellen, and take the Kardashians and Housewives with you.

The woman who wore scarves because of her turkey neck has a skin care line? Oh let me go out and get it.

Why would anyone buy skincare products from her when her face looks like she was chewed and spit out by a donkey? This is like the whole Dwayne Johnson thing selling shampoo when he's bald.

Interesting...1/3 of the comments are from a year-and-a-half ago, and the rest are from the past day. Today was the first time I had heard of Kind Science. Has it just been revived? Why? Is Ellen headed below the half-billion mark? She counting her pennies? Things getting tight over the past 18 months? BITCH DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY?

Ew. I don’t want anything to do with something that sits on her face.

Hey, I'm not that bad, R25!

R18, certain SPF's have been known to cause cancer.

[quote] I prefer her other line, Cunt Magic

FIFY there....

That’s full-on narcissistic rage at R8.

Terrifying.

She needs to stop using “kind” as her key word.

I just saw a commercial for this. She had Portia de Ross sitting there next to her with her hair chopped off looking like a hostage victim. I swear she was blinking out a message "this bitch is a cunt, please help me".

You should see how smooth and dewy her pussy is……..

Portia is not hot anymore. Her career is over and she is stuck in that cunts cunt.