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I'm Richard Polanski

And I'm the son of Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski. I'm the dead baby Sharon was carrying when Mom was brutally stabbed to death. But where would I be today if I had managed to survive?

by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2023 12:52 PM

[quote] I'm the dead baby Sharon was carrying when Mom was brutally stabbed to death.

Well, the living baby until Tex Watson stabbed Mom tonbdeath.

by Anonymousreply 1March 26, 2023 4:43 AM

I'd be taking the side of Dad's rapist. And living with Mom.

by Anonymousreply 2March 26, 2023 4:44 AM

I'd be selling real estate in Benedict Canyon.

by Anonymousreply 3March 26, 2023 4:46 AM

Too soon, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4March 26, 2023 4:50 AM

There is a Nepo Baby joke in here somewhere, but I am too fucking sick of the term to come up with one.

by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2023 4:52 AM

I'm the late 60s nepo baby dating Vanessa Vadim.

by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2023 4:55 AM

Mom had the looks, so I'd look like her.

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2023 5:02 AM

I’d have been a dead nepo junkie by 1994.

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2023 5:05 AM

Jay Sebring would be my godfather, and I'd see a lot of Aunt Abigail and Uncle Voytek Frykowski would be the worst influence since Dad.

by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2023 5:06 AM

I would have been an intriguing mix of my parents' looks. I would have been somewhat mysterious as a youth and would have come into media attention during rumors of a torrid affair with Robert Downey Jr. during his Less Than Zero filming. We would be photographed holding hands and dancing on the beach at Malibu. We would deny it all and go our separate ways. I would attend classes at UCLA in art history but never complete my senior year. Instead I would go into real estate and wind up an expert on the houses of John Elgin Wolff. I would quietly marry my boyfriend of 20 years once it was legal and have a discrete reception for close friends. RDJ would send a small but exquisite work of ceramic art (I collect) and a note thanking me for being there for him way back when.

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2023 5:12 AM

I would have fucked CarrieFisher.

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2023 5:15 AM

And I would have said yes.

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2023 5:19 AM

Mom is hot. Dad is not.

by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2023 5:20 AM

R10, great post.

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2023 5:22 AM

In real estate and married to a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Attractive, you vie for title of “Hottest Househusband “ and have to put up with cockeyed cokehead Andy Cohen’s sloppy attempts to paw you when you escort Mrs.Polanski to a taping of “Watch What Happens.”

by Anonymousreply 15March 26, 2023 5:25 AM

What about the thread, R14?

by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2023 5:28 AM

Lousy thread, someone had one good post.

by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2023 6:58 AM

I thought my name was Paul. Paul Richard.

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2023 7:12 AM

Lousy post at R17.

by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2023 12:52 PM
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