I'm Richard Polanski

[quote] I'm the dead baby Sharon was carrying when Mom was brutally stabbed to death.

Well, the living baby until Tex Watson stabbed Mom tonbdeath.

I'd be taking the side of Dad's rapist. And living with Mom.

I'd be selling real estate in Benedict Canyon.

Too soon, OP.

There is a Nepo Baby joke in here somewhere, but I am too fucking sick of the term to come up with one.

I'm the late 60s nepo baby dating Vanessa Vadim.

Mom had the looks, so I'd look like her.

I’d have been a dead nepo junkie by 1994.

Jay Sebring would be my godfather, and I'd see a lot of Aunt Abigail and Uncle Voytek Frykowski would be the worst influence since Dad.

I would have been an intriguing mix of my parents' looks. I would have been somewhat mysterious as a youth and would have come into media attention during rumors of a torrid affair with Robert Downey Jr. during his Less Than Zero filming. We would be photographed holding hands and dancing on the beach at Malibu. We would deny it all and go our separate ways. I would attend classes at UCLA in art history but never complete my senior year. Instead I would go into real estate and wind up an expert on the houses of John Elgin Wolff. I would quietly marry my boyfriend of 20 years once it was legal and have a discrete reception for close friends. RDJ would send a small but exquisite work of ceramic art (I collect) and a note thanking me for being there for him way back when.

I would have fucked CarrieFisher.

And I would have said yes.

Mom is hot. Dad is not.

R10, great post.

In real estate and married to a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills. Attractive, you vie for title of “Hottest Househusband “ and have to put up with cockeyed cokehead Andy Cohen’s sloppy attempts to paw you when you escort Mrs.Polanski to a taping of “Watch What Happens.”

What about the thread, R14?

Lousy thread, someone had one good post.

I thought my name was Paul. Paul Richard.

Lousy post at R17.