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Let's be a Congressional hearing!

I'm testifying in my mink stole and slapping a mouthy woman reporter on my way out.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2023 2:21 PM

Thank you for this! Love it!

by Anonymousreply 1March 25, 2023 11:30 PM

I'm the pumpkin on Whittaker Chambers' porch.

by Anonymousreply 2March 25, 2023 11:37 PM

People really need to start talking like that narrator again.

by Anonymousreply 3March 25, 2023 11:37 PM

I'm the fifth. Plead me.

by Anonymousreply 4March 25, 2023 11:37 PM

Have you no sense of decency, OP?

by Anonymousreply 5March 26, 2023 12:10 AM

The SCTV parody

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by Anonymousreply 6March 26, 2023 12:27 AM

I mean. The dago that was allowed to walk out unscathed. Imagine if he were black…

by Anonymousreply 7March 26, 2023 3:12 AM

[quote]I'm testifying in my mink stole and slapping a mouthy woman reporter on my way out.

You're a special kind of retard, aren't you OP.

R1's just as bad.

by Anonymousreply 8March 26, 2023 4:02 AM

I'm spicing things up with a lil' bit o' perjury.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 26, 2023 11:22 AM

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

by Anonymousreply 10March 26, 2023 11:22 AM

Oliver North made mama’s mussy moist back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2023 12:42 PM

Cage meat!

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2023 1:47 PM

I am giving my best John Proctor soliloquy. Daniel Day Lewis could NEVER.

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by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2023 2:11 PM

I'm "I paid my tax."

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2023 2:21 PM
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